01x06 - Bug

[bunniefuu]

[keyboard clacking]

BEAUTIFUL PROGRAM

THE MAGIC OF HACKING

[panting]

[video game beeping]

MISSION COMPLETE!

[Shion sighs] I'm done.

I can sleep

for the first time in 80 hours.

[keyboard clacking]

[alert beeping]

EMERGENCY QUES

EVEN

Huh?

-[creature squeaking]

-Damn it!

Just when I thought I was

finally going to get some sleep

[Shion] Who the hell are you?

[girl breathing heavily]

[chuckles softly]

Oh, crap!

Don't think you're not gonna pay for this.

[panting]

Ugh.

Huh?

[Shion] Hey!

Damn, it got away.

[girl sighs]

[giggles softly]

[opening theme playing]

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

[door opens]

[Shion breathing heavily]

PLAN 6

BUG

[Taiyo] Oh, Big Sis Shion. Good morn

Wait, are you all right?

[weakly] Good Good morning.

Big Sis Shion,

you pulled another all-nighter?

Yeah. Some weirdo

hacked into the database yesterday.

They seemed to be going through

only Taiyo's personal data.

[Taiyo and Mutsumi] Huh?

Well, not like they got

anything important.

And I updated the security,

so no worries. [yawns]

Still, I wonder how they snuck in

when nobody knows that access code

except for us siblings?

I've got a really bad feeling about this.

But why would they try

to steal your data and nothing else?

Who knows? Whatever the reason,

it's creepy, don't you think?

[Mutsumi] Hmm?

[Taiyo] This way!

[panting]

Can't shake her!

[gasps]

[breath shaking] Oh, how powerful!

Who are you?

[girl gasps softly] Nice to meet you,

Master Taiyo.

I love you.

Now please die!

Huh?

Oh!

What is it, Mutsumi?

[Mutsumi] Those assassination needles

and that line!

Are you, by any chance, Ayaka Kirisaki,

the Manhunter Spy?

The next time you call me

that vulgar name "Manhunter"

I'll stick a thousand needles in your eye!

A spy?

Well, yes. She's famous in a bad way.

She uses her spy techniques

to shadow the men she's infatuated with,

then stabs them to death with needles.

She's a pro at tracking and assassination.

[Taiyo] So she's a crazy, evil stalker

Wait, does that mean

Yes! I fell in love with you

at first sight!

It all started with a video

on the Dark Web!

By now, the whole underworld

has their eyes on you,

rookie of the Yozakura family,

Master Taiyo!

And just the other day,

a certain underworld company

put a $100,000 bounty on your head!

[Taiyo] Huh?

[Ayaka] Now that my beloved Master

Taiyo's achievements have been recognized,

I can't stop my joyous tears from flowing!

[Taiyo] It's not joyous for me at all!

And why use a photo

where I look like I'm about to sneeze?

But it worries me.

-[weapon whips]

-[man screams]

[grunts]

[Ayaka] The bounty is causing

more and more people

to want to k*ll you for impure reasons.

[Taiyo] What?

[chuckles maniacally] I've got to

make you mine forever

before anyone can steal

even a single hair off your head!

[Taiyo] What are you talking about?

You're terrifying!

I know all about

your hidden charms as well!

That you try not to step on the plants

when you're infiltrating,

that you repair the buildings

damaged in your missions,

and that when you need to take

a free train ride, you buy a ticket later.

[Ayaka] Oh, you're too wonderful!

How do you know all that?

I totally get it.

You're agreeing with her?

[Ayaka] Now, then, Master Taiyo!

Come to me now!

I understand where you're coming from,

but I'm married to Mutsumi.

I can't allow myself to be k*lled.

Uh?

You would pick

that ugly, wanton woman over me?

She must have brainwashed you.

You poor thing!

Much as I'd like to dispatch her

right this minute,

I can't, because I promised Kyoichiro.

Big Bro?

Yes. There's no way

to target any Yozakura behind his back,

so I went to him on the off chance

that I could negotiate a pass.

And then

Taiyo? Do whatever you want to him.

[Ayaka] As long as I didn't put the

third-born daughter, Mutsumi, in danger,

he agreed to look the other way.

[Taiyo and Mutsumi] That b*stard.

[Ayaka] While I was at it, I asked him

if I could peruse Master Taiyo's data

Oh, sure, go ahead and look!

[Ayaka] and he gave me the access code!

[Taiyo and Mutsumi] That scumbag!

[Ayaka] All right, I'll be back later.

Until we meet again, Master Taiyo!

[grunts]

[sighing]

[breathing shakily]

[teacher] Uh, I know this is sudden,

but let me introduce

our new transfer student.

My name is Ayaka Kirisaki.

It's so nice to meet you.

[students] Wow.

[boy] She's really cute!

[teacher] Right, so, Ms. Kirisaki,

take a seat over there.

[Ayaka] All right!

Ugh.

[Ayaka] Oh!

[teacher] Are you all right, Ms. Kirisaki?

[chuckles sheepishly] Sorry about that.

[Taiyo] And so, my silent battle

with my rabid fan began.

[bell ringing]

[Taiyo gasps]

[boy] There goes the ball!

What the

How do you like how I seasoned it today?

Yeah, it's good.

[breathing heavily]

MATHEMATICS II

Why Why won't you accept

my feelings for you, Master Taiyo?

No you need to keep fighting, Ayaka.

As long as you don't give up,

surely he'll know how you feel!

[Ayaka] Needle Dolls!

What did you do?

I've injected them

with a mind control poison.

It numbs their sense of self right away,

turning them into my faithful servants.

[gasps]

All right, everyone! Subdue Master Taiyo!

[growling]

[Taiyo] Don't drag everyone into this!

[Ayaka] Why shouldn't I?

After all

this whole world exists

for you and me, Master Taiyo!

[Mutsumi] Come on, that's enough!

Undo what you did to them right now!

[chuckles] Oh, so futile.

Why don't you get out of the way?

Screw you, Needle Girl!

Damn you, getting in my way.

Knock it off!

[man screaming]

[Taiyo] Are you okay?

[Mutsumi] I'm all right.

It just grazed me.

Why?

Huh?

Because it made me happy that someone else

could see how great Taiyo is.

Though you do go about it

in kind of an outrageous way.

[Ayaka gasps]

[gentle music playing]

[Ayaka] So this is true love.

I love you!

[Taiyo and Mutsumi] Huh?

[giggles] Lady Mutsumi, now! Now!

All right!

Say, "Ahh!"

Ahh!

Oh, how divine it tastes!

I wish I could turn into an ice cream cone

and get eaten by you!

What are you talking about?

Mutsumi, how can you take that?

Well, if I just think of her

as a mini-Big Bro

Anyway, weren't you in love with Taiyo?

Of course!

That's why I want to k*ll

my beloved Master Taiyo

and live happily ever after

with my beloved Lady Mutsumi

Wait. Uh

[cell phone vibrates]

Huh?

SHION

AUDIO

[Taiyo] Big Sis Shion?

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

The inaugural brand-new

Shion's Game Room, Taiyo Edition

Clap, clap!

Huh? What's happening here?

Taiyo, you've been ensnared at last.

Big Sis Shion is always

grabbing someone to play with her.

Last week, didn't Big Bro Shinzo collapse

after staying up five nights in a row?

[Taiyo] Seriously?

VICTORY

You can count on me to back you up!

[Goliath] Gol!

Is my life in danger?

Don't worry. We're just doing

a trial run today, so it's no big deal.

All right, let the game begin.

[video game beeping]

[Taiyo] This seems kind of fishy.

[Shion] The rules are simple.

When an enemy shows up

[Taiyo] I've seen that face before!

[Shion] you defeat it and keep going.

[Taiyo] It's more graphic

than it needs to be.

-[Shion] Got it?

-[Taiyo] Uh, yes!

[Shion] Okay, then let's go!

[smack]

[Taiyo grunts]

[Shion] All right,

we're taking on the boss next.

[Taiyo] Huh? Already?

[Shion] We've got to stop

this b*stard eldest son train.

[Taiyo] The design's so creepy!

If we lose, you'll get to see

a super-realistic runover death scene.

[Taiyo] That I don't want to see!

[rumbling] [beep]

-All right, we cleared it.

-[Mutsumi cheering]

[Taiyo] That wasn't satisfying at all.

Why are we doing this?

[female reporter] The runaway train

has just come to a halt!

Huh?

Repeat, the runaway train

has come to a sudden halt!

However, the reason it stopped

is yet to be determined.

RUNAWAY TRAIN STOPPED

[Taiyo] No way

[Shion] Yep, that's the story.

I hack into the system of my target,

convert it into a game of my own making,

and clear it.

That's how I get my work done.

A game with no saves or resets

how thrilling is that?

[Shion] So anyway,

I had you come here today

to help me with an assignment

that would be a hassle for me alone.

Some idiots who don't know

how to protest properly

are about to crash this

into a thermal power plant.

Today's mission is to thwart them.

[Taiyo] What?!

All right! Let's get started!

Huh? Hold up

-Good luck!

-[Goliath growls softly]

[thrilling instrumental music playing]

[Shion] If we defeat that thing before

it invades this area, we'll beat the game.

[Taiyo] Understood.

[Shion] This item will revive you

just once.

I only have the one, so you hold on to it,

just in case.

[Taiyo] Thanks.

[Shion] Okay, let's go!

[Taiyo straining]

Damn! What is this place?

So complicated

You're a sucky gamer, you know.

A spy needs to have

this kind of precision

Hey, I got through.

What?

[Shion] Noclip mode?!

[Shion] Invincible mode?!

Hey, you!

Using glitches is what cowards do!

[Taiyo] I think I've made her mad.

Look out! It's close now!

[Shion] I'll show you how it's done.

This is a real gamer's technique!

The thing about security

is the more layers you pile on,

the thicker the wall gets.

But the more dense and complex the wall,

the more vulnerable it is

to security holes!

[both] Huh?

[chittering]

What the

[Shion] Damn. So they had a trump card

that not even the government knew about!

Okay, now that's too much for even me.

No way around it. I didn't want

to use it because of where it is,

but with Shinzo's interception system

I feel like there's still a way

Huh?

[whimsical music playing]

[Shion] We just revived the system

that we'd destroyed by force,

using your glitch.

If anything interrupts the input for

even a second, it'll come crashing down.

Seriously, reviving the enemy

with a revival item so we can use it

is one crude tactic.

But, hey, I don't hate it.

Oh, crap.

Nice one.

Wait! It's that person!

Someone you know?

No, no, it's the one who was rifling

through your data yesterday!

Back for more, huh?

[Taiyo and Mutsumi] It's Ayaka.

HACKING TECHNIQUES

PROGRAMMING EXPLAINED

This time, I'm taking all of

Master Taiyo's rare data for sure.

And if I get a chance, I'll help myself to

some lovely photos of Lady Mutsumi, too!

Huh? Looks like I strayed

into someplace weird.

Wait, what's going on?

[Shion] Not sure what's happening,

but let's push through now!

[Taiyo] Right!

[groaning]

[video game beeps]

[whirring]

[Taiyo panting]

[exhales] It's over.

Good job!

[chuckles softly]

[exhales]

I have no clue what just went down,

but thank goodness it's over now.

-[beep]

-What?

[screams]

[sighs]

Thanks for your hard work!

Hey, good job.

Jeez, I can't believe

you came up with that insane plan.

You know what,

your brain must be glitching, too.

Is that a compliment?

But listen, I'm going to show you

that you can't get far in games

on just glitches and cheats!

I'm not letting you out of this room

until you've cleared all of these!

[Taiyo] Huh?

No way.

-[rooster crows]

-It turned out to be

-[groaning]

-a three-night stretch.

CONTINUE

[ending theme playing]