02x05 - Career Day

[bunniefuu]

[Male Announcer
reads text on screen]

[Musical jingle]

So here is my lunchroom

where my crew recharges.

Ah...

Can we paint these walls?

It's giving me the ick.

Ick, yeah, copy.

IAlso, there is stench.

It smells like someone farted
in an elevator.

II'm getting that too...

[sniffs] Oh, I've located
the source of the stench

and, um, [clears throat]
I'll take care of it.

Taser?

Janet, I go through a,
a pair of week-

Taser, would you mind, Taser?

Just put your foot down.

Please put your boot
back on, Taser.

Put your foot down
Jand put your boot on!n.

Anything for you,
lovely Janet.

Oh thank you, Nathaniel.

Jenn, what's with the cameras?

So every time, uh,
Conch Industries

does something
nice for a town,

we're gonna document it.

Isn't that right, Rachelle?

wYou got it, Ms. Conk.t.

So today's Career Day
is perfect.

Before these teens
end up on the street,

we're gonna show
them a different path.

So how many teens do
we have today? 300?

We're hosting a shop class
from the local high school.

Eleven students.
- Yeah?

Eleven? f*ck!

Eleven students.
Well, hey. All right.

All the more reason
to document this sh*t

and blast it on the
Welinternet, right?t.

Um, so, guys, here's
what I need from you.

I need you guys to say only nice
things about the company and me.

[Homer] Yeah, you wish.
- Are we being compensated?

Yeah.
- Pizza.

Of course.

I can't pay my
mortgage with pizza.

Come on. You look
like a pepperoni guy.

And you look like you've
never had a piece of pizza.

And you look like you've,
you know your way around one.

Okay, these kids
show up in 30 minutes,

so if you're gonna be filming,

we should get parental consent.

Not to mention, this goes
against corporate policy.

I am the policy.

Trades Barbie, let's go.

We need you smiling
on camera, okay?

So you must be
the other Stool.

Yeah, how'd you know?

[Jenn giggling]

I read a lot of reports.

I have a lot of q*eer friends.

So I heard that you went MIA
over some mental health issues.

Idea, why don't you
grab that camera crew,

meet up for some
of those teens,

show 'em a good time,

make 'em happier
than pigs in sh*t,

and I will exempt you
from the welfare check.

Ah, the wellness checks.
- The wellness checks.

[Janet].
and And I, I believeu
fro they're mandatory...

I'm in!
- Okay, gosh.

I love you gays.
- Yeah.

You are always so cooperative.
- f*ck you.

Nakamura! Nakamura!

Hi. You and me in five minutes
in front of the camera, okay?

Comprende? Arigato?

Mr. Roboto?

What's that?
- Means you're welcome.

Ah, can you two keep an
eye on whatever this is?

f*ck no.

We'll tag team.

Yay. Smelly, horny teens.

Hey, Janet, stop it!
- No, I am doing it!

Are we talking to or
to you or to the camera?

Oh, no, just straight
down the barrel.

You know, right into
the audience's hearts.

We need to take our future
generations seriously.

Who's gonna replace the
old guys when they die?

Or retire?

The idea is to increase
enrollment at the colleges.

Well, it's not rocket science.

Anyone can do it.

No, it's incredibly hard.

That's why unions exist.

They ensure that people
are expertly trained.

Well, some of us are
Tborn ready, Nakamura.t.

They ensure that people
[giggles] Look around.

I see myself leading the
charge along the lines of AOC,

Malala, Kamala.

I see myself leading the
charge All the 'lalas. of AOC,

Oh, you address them by
their first names, you friends?

We're in a group chat.

The p*ssy Posse.

Tell me, what do you
do at Conch Industries?

Well, I started as assistant
manager to our founder,

Charles Conch.
- Daddy!

Well, I got my MBA, uh,
graduated top of my class,

became assistant manager,
site manager,

jumped around the country.

I worked my way up,

and now I report to Jenn, CEO.

Wow, what an
incredible journey.

And Jenn, tell us what's your
path to leadership been like?.

I was born a Conch.

What's your history
with Conch?

Everyone I know
is in the trades.

I'm a pipe-fitter.

Almost became site manager,

but got passed over,

which was a blessing
in disguise.

Then I went to
Pipeline for a bit,

which was f*ck'
awesome, but...

Sorry, can I, can I swear?

Eh.

Thanks so much for
agreeing to do this.

I'm contractually
obligated to do this.

[Rachelle].
Okay, well, we're gonna be doing-

Um, I'm gonna speak,
it's a little bit tricky,

[Rachelle]. but you're gonna look right
down the barrel of the camera.

And why is that?

[Rachelle].
[whispers] Eyes there.

Eyes there?

What, are you trying
to get a scan?

So how does this work?
Wait, wait.

Are you in the surveillance
business too? Huh?

[Rachelle]. No. More-moreso in
the documentary space.

[chuckles] Oh yeah. No,
no, that's, that's good.

It's a nice way to spin it.

[chuckles] Oh yeah. No,
Sorry, down the barrel...

Right.
- [Rachelle] There it is.

So I'm gonna talk,
but you're gonna look there.

It's very tricky.
Nope, there.

So I' There. talk,
but you'r- Okay. look there.

[Rachelle] Camera.
N- Okay.ere.

[Rachelle]. Nope, that's,
those are my breasts.

Oh, yeah.
- [Rachelle] That is the barrel.

Okay.
- Breast, barrel.

Barrel. Not breast.
- Got it! f*ck!

Yeah, there's like this, uh,
smoking pit and it's sick.

And there's a vape lounge.

Am I, am I allowed to be like
talking about this stuff?.

I'm, I'm like a permittee,

so I get away with
a lot, you know.

[Rachelle]. What's it like working
I'm, with permittees?tee,

Oh, it tripled my
f*ck' workload.

I mean, half the guys that
know what they're doing

are on suspension.

[sighs] This used to be
a great place to work

until all these stoned
f*ck showed up.

It's okay to say stoned?

[Rachelle]. Do you have any
mistakes that you've made

that you'd like
to share with us?

I heard there's
gonna be 'za.

And now I'm GF
after a guy got fired.

So pretty crazy times.

What's GF stand for?

It stands for
General Foreman.

And are General Foreman lazy?

Lazy as a f*ck' river.

GFs are the backbone
of this company.

If it wasn't for GFs, nothing
would get done around here.

Somebody would
probably be sleeping-

Bro. Oh sh*t.

Uh, hey, uh, we wanna bring some
kids around the welding shop.

Can you do some tricks?

You know, like
golden arm stuff,

Canbe all inspiring.ks?

Flattered, but Backwoods
is better at that sh*t.

Get him to do a
Canscaffolding demo.ks?

But Backwoods didn't
even graduate high school.

[gasps] Oh, is this about?

[Rachelle]. Sorry, who are you
talking about there?

Mr. Byrd.

Who's Mr. Byrd?

Blubber t*tties.

He called me
blubber t*tties!

Made fun of my weight.

He ate my lunch 'cause
he said I was fat.

I f*ck' hate that guy!

Yeah, screw that guy.

[Rachelle]. Okay.

Golden Arm is in the house!

Let's go, jugs!

f*ck me in the a*s
Goldwith a dragon fruit.se!

Sorry.
- Let's go.

Thank you!

[Rachelle]. Good luck, blubber t*ts!

What the f*ck?

Today you'll meet
our best welder.

I call him Todd,

but his crew calls
him Golden Arm.

Yeah, we do!

bWe also call hims
h"Baby's Arm"...

[crowd chuckling]

bWe also call hims
It's not that big.

Stickers? The f*ck
we in kindergarten?

[background chattering]

What the f*ck?
- Just shut up!

[Daina]. I can't have you
guys walking off.

You have to stay
with the class.

Toad, Todd.

Daina.

Well, uh, I didn't know you
were gonna be a part of this.

Yeah, well, you-you look,
you look good.

Thank you. You, uh-

Um, yeah, I know I'm
a English teacher.

I'm just helping
out with shop class,

so I just, it's kind
of foreign to me.

You okay?

Um, yeah, no, I'm, I'm good.
Just...

[Todd]. Oh, sh*t.

[Audrey]. Oh, hello, Mr. Byrd.

There you go.

[Audrey]. Oh, great. Thanks.d.

[Todd]. Seriously?

So I take it that you
two know each other?

Yeah, unfortunately.

You okay?

[Audrey grunting]

[whispers] Not on camera. f*ck.

Well, he's here.

[Audrey squeaking]

[Todd]. f*ck' guy.

I'm gonna need a minute.

[Jenn]. Our chief engineer, Medhi,
is an absolute genius

With his flare tip technology,

he makes me a new
Land Rover every hour.

[Leonard]. If I may,

engineering's also a very
fulfilling career path.

Yeah, if you're
a f*ck' nerd.

[Jenn]. That's enough.

Yeah[Janet].'re That's a red dot.

Who said that?

You? What's your name, son?

Steve.

All right, Steve.

What if I told you this nerd

has found a way to
engineer his own body?

WhatYou see this watch? nerd

It protects my
brainwaves from cancer

and tracks my erections
while I sleep.

Do you know what
erections are?

Do they still teach that?
- [Steph] Everyone gets them.

Being an engineer is more than
just buildings and bridges.

Come on.
- f*ck off.

Being an engineer is more than
It's about engineering you!

Do you wanna know the secret
to being a productive beast?

Yeah.

Coffee enemas.

Okay.
- I hoop it.

Oh god.

No, I-I-I'm already
on my third.

[Medhi]. What?

We cannot encourage
high school students

to inject caffeine
into their rectums!

Don't they go to
prom nowadays and,

tand shove vodkane
tampons up their asses?

They do?
- Mmhmm.

Does that actually work?

Oh, it works. You're still gonna
fail a breathalyzer though.

Maybe high school
would've been better

had I known about the
vodka tampon thing.

Doubtful. [whispers] It burns.

What Medhi is trying
to say is that- Whoa!

DoubtPursue your dreams.burns.

Biohack. f*ck the man!
Biohack. f*ck the man!

[Rachelle]. Yes! Are you getting this?

f*ck the man! Biohack.
f*ck the man!

Yeah! Biohack. f*ck the man!
Biohack. f*ck the man!

Biohack. f*ck the man! Biohack.

I am not the man.

I am the man.

[Rachelle]. What's the strangest
thing you've ever seen here?

Strangest thing I've
ever seen is was

someone sh1tting in a bucket

Strangest thing I've
and barfing at the same time.

[quietly] Was that me?

No. I would f*ck'
tell you if it was you.

Okay. Phew.

[Rachelle]. Who can join the trades?

Anyone can join the trades.

Men, women, they-themers, Who multi-spirits.rades?

It's about the right person
with the right attitude.

I mean, to me the
workplace is bisexual.

I think that Todd is a great
pick to educate the students.

And you need someone calm
and polite to be a role model.

m*therf*cker!

[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like
Todd needs some time here.

So kids, we're gonna go
over to heavy machinery

[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like
while Golden Arm preps.re.

[chuckles] I bet you I could
do this like 30 times.

We're still just
setting up here,

but I'll let you know
when we can roll.

Roach, are you hacking a dart?

That's a fire hazard, dipshit.

No, no, no.
It's, it's just for comfort.

Like I got a,
like an oral fixation.

Other day, I almost lost a nut
'cause of this screwdriver.

There's still blood on it.

Are you rolling?
Guys, get it together.

We're on camera here.

Backwoods, come in.
Where are you?

[Backwoods]. Right here, genius.

Children, gather around.
Hurry up!

[claps] On the double.

CIt's the perfect timed.
for me to show you

how to set up the old scaffold.

Audrey, pass me any
tool, immediately.

A carb stone touch wrench.

See that? She handed
it to me upside down.

If any of you did
this on the side,

I'd kick you right
off the scaffold

and kick you in the face.

[group laughing]

Anyways, it's the perfect
time for me to tell you

how this little jobby,
and this little lady here

had the opportunity
to try to k*ll me,

put me six feet under

by dropping this almost
right on my head.

Like that.
- [Roach] Oh f*ck!

[groans] Oh, nuts.
[students gasping]

I nicked the old
beanbag again.

[[Roach groaning].
[students gasping]

[Backwoods]. That there's ball blood!

[Audrey]. Can we, can we...

Hey, can we, can we cut?

This is going great.

Oh, I'm gonna be stuck doing
f*cking mental health checks

for an entire year.

Yeah, and Roach will
never have kids.

Well, that's for
fprobably the best.

That's true.

Hey, Auds, Auds!

Hey, my dad says
everyone that works here

is a f*cking waste of skin.

Yeah, well your daddy
dearest has nine DUIs.

He was never convicted though.

Only 'cause he
deep-throated the judge.

Right, Dylan? Yeah, yeah.

That's right, that's right.
Come here, come here.

What are you doing?

My son and I, my son here,
we have all the proof.

We've got all the proof.
[Homer making gagging noises]

Okay, Homer, shouldn't you stop
while you're marginally behind?

No, no, no.

The question we
should all be asking is

why would the head honcho
pick career day to document us?

I mean, what evidence
do they need?

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

You told them to cut!
She told you to cut!

You do not have permission
to film in here!

And you know what? No.

YouWe do not consent toion
giving our appearance.

We do not consent.

YouWe do [Todd].sent toion Okay, we're all set up.

We can start by getting-

Todd Stool was a
student of mine.

That's why I thought you'd
be the breast to speak with.

Todd Stool was a
[students laughing]

Did you just?

Don't be ashamed that you wore
a training bra to school.

[students laughing]

This kid's gonna have to
borrow one from his sister too.

[Steve]. Junior bacon t*tties!

This kid's gonna have to
borrow[students laughing]r too.

You're a jerk-off.

A jerk-off that can weld
circles around you so fast

your turkey neck
would firm up.

You really think you
can weld better than me?

I get paid to do this.

You re[Steve].nk you
can w Prove it then. me?

I get Weld-off. this.

[chants] Weld off, weld off,
weld off, weld off, weld off!

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Why don't we let
the students vote

on whoever has the
Okay, best weldy thingy.okay.

Fine by me.

Game on, Byrd.

[Jenn]. Follow me, okay?

We doing this? Okay.

We prop this community up.

Without us, tumbleweeds.

Oh my gosh,
Wlook at this sexy beast!.

WI wanna ride this one...

[Jenn laughing]

Half this town works here.

It's really hard for me,
you know, to, um, imagine.

It's a burden for me

to imagine that everything I
do affects that, you know?

What's this deal?

Oh, no, no, no, no, Ms. Conch.

Does she know how to
turn that thing on?

God, I hope not.

To the moon!
Houston, we have a problem.

[Jenn laughing hysterically]
[machine horn beeping]

Janet, get your a*s up here.

[JennYeah, yeah, I wascally]
[macjust about to.ing]

Oh, careful, Ms. Conch.

We wouldn't want anything
to happen to ya.

Wow, okay!

I own this.

That's me.

Boop, boop. I own that too.

And you. I own you. [laughs]

I own you. Boop,- [laughs] Yeah!t too.

Tell me, what do
you really think

of those very
strict union rules?

TellBrutal.at do
you - Yeah.think

Don't you just love being
able to do what you want,

you know, when you wanna
do it as a permittee?

Yeah, yeah!
- Oh, he just bagged himself.

Oh, I don't know
what that means,

but it sounds wild.

Oh, it hurt. [chuckles]

What exactly is the
purpose of this video again?

Um, it's for the people,
by the people,

for the people to make
Conch great again.

Okay, whatever you want.

As long as I don't have to
do my wellness checks, right?

Ah, well...

[Todd]. Welding,

insulation,

iron works,

boilers, electrical,
[students laughing]

wherever you start
is a gateway.

It'll put you on a job site

and you learn from the
people you work with.

Young, old, guys and gals
who've travelled the world.

I know what you're
doing back there.

See, titty-twister here is
what we call a generalist.

Don't touch me and
don't call me that.

Wankers like this get put
in management positions

to satisfy their
control issues.

[Todd]. Is that right?

[Mr. Byrd]. You botched your
welds in high school

and I bet you're laying dog
turds all over this place.

[Todd]. You're such an as*h*le.

and I bet you're laying dog
turds all oHey!this place.

How in the hell do they Ystill let you teach?e.

And let's let the
welding do the talking.

sh*t Byrd.

[Mr. Byrd]. Let's go, pal.

[Todd] Let's get it on.
- Let's do it.

You're going down.

On your mama.
- On me.

[students cheering]

Okay kids, we need
goggles on, visors down.

And nobody is going down
on anyone on my watch.

[upbeat rock music]

[Todd]. Alright, fire it up.

You suck, Todd!

Would you please shut up!

[Daina]. You two need to stop it.

[rock music continues]

Kick his a*s, Byrd!

Let's go, Todd!

What the f*ck is wrong with you?
- f*ck off.

Hey guys, stop it.

There are men melting
things with blazers.

[Todd]. That weld couldn't hold
a fart in a bathtub!

You have to grind it out!

[Mr. Byrd]. I'll weld circles around you
like a lop in the piss pot.

Let's go, Byrd!

[rock music continues]
[background chattering]

You know that shot of
me holding the wrench?

Can you guys put me on top
of a big, impressive tower?

YIt actually doesn'tf
me work like that.nch?

Can you guys put me on top
of aOh, no, no, no, no.wer?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna
pay you double.

Just put me on top of that
big tower with a hard hat,

and then if you could
Photoshop a tan on me,

J so it looks like I justt
big got back from Tampa.t,

And, uh, could you do something
about the kids' language?

Edit it, um, so that
instead of saying sh*t,

And, uh, could you do something
ab they're saying sh**t.?

Instead of f*ck, it's fudge.

And, So I think we got somehing
ab pretty great footage.?

Inof the kids and workers.e.

Nice.
- Yeah.

Okay, well, we're gonna
sprinkle it here and there.

Maybe do like a fade
in and a fade out.

Wow. Okay.

Did you happen to run into
that Italian guy with the limp?

Jimi?

Do you know he came right up to
me and he said, "You know what?

"Today was possibly the
best day I have had at work

"in forty years."

I think Jimi was
being sarcastic.

Can we change his
tone in editing?

Uh...

CSo the day wents
pretty great, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna upload the
whole thing to the website.

Oh, that reminds me.
- Cool.

I wanna do like
a holiday remix.

Have you guys heard.
of the Jingle Cats?

They do really nice scores.

I happen to know their manager

who's a close personal
friend of mine.

Oh, can you believe
how many great ideas

come from one person?

Great. So, about getting
rid of those wellness checks.

[Jenn].
come f Oh, yeah.rson?

You're gonna have to do it.

Unless you didn't have
mental health issues.

Of course, if you didn't
Yhave mental health issues,

then your leave would
be processed as vacation

Of course, if you didn't
Yand you'd owe it all back.

then your leave would
bI was mental, batshit.n

She was f*ck' loco.

Coo-coo in the coconut.

And you did just slash the
wellness budget last week,

Ms. Conch, so.

Oh yeah. Okay.

So no mental health checks.

- Oh yeYes!
- Okay.

Um, also no pizza.

Right, um, I did get
hungry about an hour ago.

They're right there.
There they are!

Oh! Janet, you're
k*lling me, girl!

I thought we were
paying them with pizza.

We also need to
authorize that stuff.

You guys got that part up
with the wellness checks, right?

[Rachelle]. Yes, we got it.

Awesome!

I trust you know how
to use one of these?

I have my own, noodle d*ck.

Of course you do.

I haveWhere you going?d*ck.

Oh, nerves kicking in.

No, I just gotta piss.

[Mr. Byrd].
Oh Yeah, sure you do...

Watch this doofus.

Can you help tally the votes?

Yeah, I'd love to.

And, um, just great
job out there.

YeahThank you. to.

[metal clattering]

There's a cart right there.

Yeah, I saw that.

[Mr. Byrd].
Th Nice going, Golden Arm!.

[Byrd laughing]

Oh sh*t, I can wait.

You're good.
This is your workplace.

Okay, thanks.

You having fun today?

Yeah, it gets me outta school.

Um, I failed shop
class last year, so.

Byrd failed me the
first time too.

Son of a b*tch.

I think it's cool,
what you and my dad do.

Your dad is a great tradesman.

[Dylan]. When he's focused.

I want to learn
how to weld.

Can you teach me?

What about Byrd?

Come on, that guy
is full of sh*t.

He's got nothing on you.

Agreed.

You have quite the
bladder on ya, kid.

I haven't gone yet.

Just stage fright.

What took you so long?
We're tallying the votes.

Oh. We were in the bathroom.

What took you so long?
WHe's a really good kid...

Get my number from your dad and
we'll set something up, okay?

We should probably
cut that out.

Well, looks like we've
got ourselves a tie.

I really wasn't
expecting that.

What?
- How?

Recount it.

Seriously, it's gotta be rigged.

Well wait, I didn't get to vote.

Dylan, remember who
grades your final exam.

Remember who's gonna
teach you how to weld.

[Mr. Byrd]. Yeah, me, dipshit.

[student]. What the f*ck?
What is this guy doing?

Yeah, um, I think Todd's
welds are better.

[student].
Yeah they are!? What is - Yes!uy doing?

And you're the reason
your parents got divorced.

[student].
Yeah they are!? WhatThat's my bro.oing?

And you're the reason
your paThat's him.ivorced.

f*ck, yeah!

So sorry. Sorry.

If I were younger Stool,
I'd f*cking tune you up.

And I didn't take my meds.

These kids don't know sh*t!

There's a pop quiz
in your future.

[students] What?
- This is bullshit.

Aw, not before pizza!

Okay.
- Oh, it felt good.

That was so cool.

My brother's always told
me about the Golden Rodd.

Oh, the Golden Rodd,
that-that's my dad.

I'm the Golden Arm.

Oh. Can I touch it?

By it, you mean?

Your, your arm.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's really hard.

Did you want pizza
or anything?

[Audrey]. Don't worry, guys.

There's enough for everyone.

[Audrey].
f*cking monsters!s.

Todd k*lled and Byrd
looked like a hunk of sh*t.

Hope he loses a
finger in a lathe.

[Todd]. Well, remind me not
to piss you off.

Don't be an as*h*le.

Yep, don't be an as*h*le.

You never know who's gonna
be your boss one day.

Or kick your a*s in a
welding competition.

Yeah, you did.

Junior bacon t*tties
for the win!

It's better than
lopsided t*tties.

f*ck you! That was
a bra malfunction.

This is so great,
but let's get back on track.

I want you to tell me if you
have any final career advice

for students.

You don't need to listen
to your guidance counsellor

or your parents.

I mean, don't go 50K in
debt for a piece of paper.

Work with your hands.

You could join a trade,

and own home by
the age of 22.

And it doesn't
Yomatter who you are, e,

as long as you're
not an a*s-bag,

I'd be glad to
work alongside ya.

What he said.

[Medhi]. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your mom is
gonna love this.

Oh, your grandfather.
Is he regular?

It's a delicious blend.

This doesn't feel right, Medhi.

What are you talking about?

They're gonna post it
on their social media

Wand give my brand a boost.

It's weird, man.

I have kids, you don't.

Well, there's probably a little
Medhi running around Ibiza.

You're using the
magic of Medhi

Well, tto shove stuff up little
- Medhi people's asses.
- Ibiza.

You know, there
are bigger problems

that your brain could solve.

You know, there
are bLike what?lems

[Leonard]. What about the air
we all breathe?

The water we drink?

Your brain is bigger
than butt coffee.

[Dylan]. Whoa.

Did you just say the
coffee goes in your butt?

I'm out!
- Hey.

Nothing's going up our butt.
- Oh, kids. Come on!

I'm out!
Come on! Remember?

Biohack. f*ck the man! Bi-

See? This is a lawsuit
waiting to f*ck' happen!

BSee you tomorrow, Medhi.-

[Steph]. Chelsea, we appreciate
you coming in so early.

Mmhmm.

This is early for you?

No.

Steph and I got the camera
guy to give us his footage.

And then after a
couple of beers,

we got a little creative
with the editing.

What did you do?

Well, you told us to
keep an eye on her.

We did one f*ck' better.

Well, you told us to
ke[soft 80s music].

Boom.

Oh yes, yes.

Janet? Janet?

[Janet]. Through the glass
I can't hear.

- The hat is good.
- Yeah.

[Janet]. Through the glass
I need you.r.

Very pretty.
- What?

Oh. [giggles]

Hey.
- Hi.

[Jenn]. What are you doing?

Ready for my next instruction.

Okay, I don't need you standing
outside the bathroom.

This reminds me
of my ex-husband.

This is my current boyfriend.

Janet, why do you always
have to one up me?

I'm trying to relate.

You know, a confident person
doesn't feel the need

to constantly brag like that.

You're so right.

I should understate
toeverything the way you do...

Just gimme some space.

You're Jack.

The boat movie, right?

Yeah, that's it, Rachelle.

Oh. Oh.

Can you fan me?

You be the wind.

Okay, yeah.

[giggling] Isn't that fun?

[laughing]

Aahhhhhh! That's plenty.

[everyone laughing]

Oh, what a dumb Conch.

[woman screaming]

♪ What's troubling Dana,

♪ Well I know
[ she ain't happy

♪ Daddy's little princess has
a lot that she's not telling

♪ Well I know
♪ I'm walking on eggshells

♪ Over a mountain
made out of molehills

♪ And she don't care,
♪ and she don't care, ells

♪ And she don't care,
at all ♪

[rhythmic alt-rock music]

Oh, ah!

♪ She's got a frown where
her mouth should be

♪ Opens it up and she's
outraged at all the Japanese

♪ I'm running for cover over a
mountain made out of molehills

♪ And she don't care,
and she don't care,

♪ And she don't care,
at all ♪

♪ And she don't care,
[rhythmic alt-rock music]

♪ And she don't care,
at ♪all ♪

♪ I won't be climbing
them today ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

♪ They'll be here
for another day ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

♪ I won't be climbing
them today ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

[screaming]