01x11 - You Will Experience a Loss

[bunniefuu]

♪

- Oh, I'm so excited for Amy's
bachelorette weekend! Napa!

- Me, too. I really
need to get away.

I have been inundated
with visions lately.

It's like I'm doing
overtime at the office.

- Oh. I've never
worked at an office,

so don't get the reference.

[crow cawing]

[party music] [bark]

- Oh...

It's like I'm glitching.
- Do you think I'll need these?

- Probably not.

I am nervous about one thing, though.
- Oh,

that Amy won't pay
for mini-bar stuff?

- No.

- So you think she
will pay for it?

- I'm not... thrilled about
spending so much time with Jessie.

- [scoffs] Yeah, because
she thinks she's so unique

for liking The Beatles.

- No.

- Why are we not vibing this morning?
- Lou,

she still doesn't know
that Ben and I hooked up

before they got back together,
and I'm just sitting on my guilt.

- Why? You live upstairs from
them. We hang out all the time.

You don't feel
guilty then, do you?

- Sometimes, yeah.

But I can escape to
my own apartment.

We're going to be
stuck in a hotel.

There's nowhere to run.

- Mags, they weren't
together. You didn't know her.

You didn't do anything bad.

- Yeah...

But it's like Ben
and I have a secret.

Doesn't that seem wrong?

[rattling]
- Does this seem wrong?

- Yes, very much so.

Ah!

- Maggie, just stop
spiraling, okay?

There's going to be a
whole group of women there.

You probably won't even have
to talk to Jessie at all!

- Maggie and Jessie,
you're in room 132.

- Oh!
- You can stay up late and share secrets.

[giggles] Yay!

- Lou, you're with me.

LOUISE: Hm...

♪

- Gonna be a fun weekend, huh?

- Yes! I'm quite
looking forward to it.

[laughs]

I don't know why I said that like
I'm in a Charles Dickens novel.

[c*ck accent] Should be
a jolly old time! Spit spot!

I don't know why I did
that either. [closet shuts]

- Look, I have to
be honest with you.

- No, you don't.

- I'm a little nervous
about being here.

- Why?

- [laughs] I'm afraid of
seeing Amy's friend Mindy.

- Oh...

That's great...

that you'll have
to face your fear.

My little cousin had to do that with
automatic toilets. She's fine now.

- Mm. Yeah, I didn't wanna risk
getting stuck in a room with her.

That's why I asked
to be with you.

- Oh.
- Mindy is a mean girl.

She has met me six times
and doesn't remember me.

[scoffs]

Well, Mindy, I remember you
moving my purse from my chair

at Amy's birthday because
you wanted to sit there.

And when I said that I
was already sitting there,

you said that you "didn't know"
because you're a psychopath!

[exhales]

Let it be.

Oh, that's from The Beatles.

- Ah.

♪

BEN: Dave?
- Hey!

- What are you up to... Okay.

She's not dead, bro.

DAVE: I'm memorizing
her features.

So I don't forget her.
- Hm.

Doesn't the photo
already do that for you?

She's only gone for 48 hours.

- Salt in the wound, mate.

- Okay, look, it's me and
you this weekend, alright?

So whatever you wanna
do, we're doing it.

- Yeah. Alright. I'm game. Thanks, mate!
[laughs]

Um...

Oh, hey! I hear Moulin Rouge
is playing at the Pantages.

- Nice. I was thinking
something more bachelor-y.

- Jersey Boys?

- It's your day, but no.
- Yeah.

- No. Okay...

Hey, spa package?
Huh? Sample sale?

- Okay, Dave. All these
things sound like...

things Amy likes to do.

- Yeah.

And I like to make her happy,
so I love doing them, too.

- But, I want this weekend to be
about you! Okay, we can do anything.

Like a ball game or
a cigar bar or...

Or...

we should do a rage room.

You know, smash things for fun.

- I'm in. Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, it's cool! You're gonna love it.
It helps you get your aggression out.

- I don't have any aggression. I
replaced it all with gratitude.

- Yeah...

Don't say things
like that in there.

- Got it.

♪

- You guys!

- I am so excited
that you're here.

- Yeah! LOUISE: Me, too!

Between this and all the snacks we're
not paying for from the mini-bar,

it's, like, the
best weekend ever!

[laughs]

♪ After all the
wrong I've done... ♪

- So when are your other
friends getting here?

- This is it.

- Come again?

- Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're
rolling four deep, ladies.

Sex and the City style.

This is the exact vibe
I wanted this weekend.

I love having only enough
friends to fit at one table.

- Wait, so Mindy's not coming?

And the other people, too. But also Mindy?
- No.

Her daughter got sick,

and then my other friends

had to take their kids
to soccer tournaments

and birthday parties and
psychological evaluations.

It's fine. It's not like I
went into credit card debt

in my 20s for their
wedding stuff. [laughs]

- Well, screw your friends
with their happy, full lives.

- That's right. That's
right. MAGGIE: Yeah!

We have sad, empty
lives. [laughs]

We are here for you!

- Thanks, girls, that
means so much. Cheers! Yay!

[cheering]

[inaudible]

♪ Bow to the holy crowd ♪

♪ Of sparks inside... ♪

- Mm. Come on, let's go dance.

LOUISE: Woo!

Come on! Let's go.

[muffled music] [dogs bark]

- I'm getting
hammered with visions.

I think maybe I should sneak
out and just go to bed.

- What? You can't leave just as
Amy tells us what a loser she is.

♪

Ooh! Ooh!

♪ Look into your
heart and soul... ♪

[muffled moaning]
[muffled cheering]

♪ We've been waiting... ♪

[crash, cry]

♪ We've been waiting ♪

[pins clatter]
[truck horn honks]

♪

Woo!

[muffled singing] [heart
beating, flames crackling]

[high-pitched tone]
[zap]

[muffled music, fading out]

[tone continues]

[zapping]

[muffled music, party chatter]

[music fades back in]

- I need to give you a reading!

- What happened to no
readings for friends?

- Now!

♪ Oh... ♪

♪

[silence]

♪

[silence]

- What do you see?

♪

- Nothing!

- Oh, that feels concerning.

♪

♪

[sighs]

- Morning, Maggie.

- Morning.

- Oh!
- I had so much fun with you last night!

- Oh, wow.

[laughs] Yeah, me too.

- Damn it. [laughs]

You smell so good.

- Thank you!

Well, I'm going to go check out
the really nice gym equipment

that I have absolutely
no intention of using,

and then head to breakfast,
if you want to join me.

- Oh, thank you. Think
I'll just meet you there.

- Okay.
- 'Kay, bye!

[ragged inhale, exhale]

[door shuts]

[typing]

[line ringing] Pick up...

In the immortal words
of Lionel Richie, hello.

MAGGIE: Angel, I'm at
Amy's bachelorette party,

and I lost my visions,
and I'm freaking out.

- Oh, honey, don't worry.

It's probably just psychic's
block. It happens to all of us.

- Has it happened to you?

- I know people that
it has happened to.

- And they always got
their visions back?

- They often get
their visions back.

[sighs] Go get you a mimosa.

I'm sure it's just a blip.

It's not as if you're going to
end up like poor old Marcus Mann.

- Who is Marcus Mann?

ANGEL: Well, he lost his visions,
and, apparently, a lot more than that,

if you know what I mean.

- And he never got
his visions back?

- He went off the
grid, so I don't know.

Last I heard, he
was in Bodega Bay.

- Bodega Bay, that's
not far from here.

Maybe he got them back. Maybe he
can tell me how to get mine back.

- I can text you an address
for him. That's all I got.

- Do it. Do it right now.

Why haven't you done it yet?

- In the immortal words
of NSYNC, bye bye bye.

♪

LOUISE: Ooh! Mags! Wait up!

Uh, hello? Why didn't you stop?

- Oh! Sorry! I didn't hear you.

- Uh, really? You paused
like someone deciding

whether or not they were gonna eat
cheese they dropped off the floor.

- [sighs] Okay. Remember last
night when I gave you a reading,

and I couldn't see anything?
- Uh-huh.

- Okay. Well, my visions
stopped. They're gone completely.

- What? That can happen?
- I guess.

I guess. I don't know. I'm gonna
go see this guy who also lost his.

Maybe he can help.

- My gosh, I wish I could
do something for you.

Maybe it's like hiccups, and
you just have to get scared.

I-I could throw you
down a flight of stairs.

- Aw, I love you.

- I love you, too.
- Promise not to say anything.

Okay? This is Amy's weekend.
- Okay.

- Hey.
- Hey. Hi!

How was the gym?
- Sweaty.

[birds chirping]

- [whispers] This is so
awkward. Can we just tell her?

- Tell me what?
- [normal] Oh, you heard that?

- She's five inches
away, Louise.

- Yeah, but I was whispering.

[whispers] Can you hear this?
- Yes.

- Okay, I lost my visions,

and I'm going to go see
a guy who also lost his

to see if he can help
me get them back.

- Oh, wow. I thought I just had,
like, toilet paper on my shoe

or my n*pples were c*ck,
but that's way worse.

- Yeah. Just don't say
anything to Amy, okay?

I don't want to steal her thunder.
- Yeah, yeah. I won't say anything.

AMY: Hey, guys. ALL: Hey!

- Oh my god. You're talking
about me. JESSIE: What?

- Yeah, about how sad it is
that you're the only people

who came to my
bachelorette weekend.

- Oh, that's crazy.
- Yeah, is it?

Well, then tell me what
you were talking about.

With just me and each
one of you separately,

so you don't have time to
get your stories straight.

Jessie, you're the weakest. You're first.
- I'm not weak...

- [sighs] We'll explain in the car.
- Uh-huh.

[shattering]

- Ah!
- Smashing!

- You don't have to say that every
time, but I like the enthusiasm.

Told you this would be
great, right? [muffled smash]

- Well, the important thing
is you're having fun, mate.

[muffled yelling]

- No! The important thing
is you're having fun.

- I've actually been pretty
terrified this whole time.

- What? Then, what
are we doing here?

- Well, you were just so excited about it.
[muffled smashing]

You know, and seeing other
people happy is how I get joy.

- Look, I'm very grateful that
my sister has a great guy,

but you got to put
yourself first sometimes.

Want to grab a pizza?

- Do you want to get a pizza?

- [sighs] You have
to stop doing that.

♪

- Do you want to
get pizza though?

- We're going in
there with you, right?

- I think I have to
do this part myself.

- Okay, well, we better
come up with a code word

for you to yell
if you need help.

- How about "help"?
- That's very good.

Also, you can take my car key
and set off the car alarm.

Oh, but then if you
have the car key,

we couldn't go get ice cream.

- Why would we leave
her and get ice cream?

- [whispers] Ice
cream means police.

- I feel like you guys don't
fully grasp how whispering works.

[knocking]

[door creaks]

- Hello, ladies. Can I help you?

♪

- So, thanks again
for seeing me.

- Oh, no. I love
company. [laughs]

[fly buzzing] Oh,

unfortunately, I only
have this one coffee mug.

Can a jelly jar hold hot liquid?

- I don't know.
- Me neither.

Let's give it a
whirl! [Maggie laughs]

- Um, anyway,

so Angel said that
you lost your visions,

but I was wondering if...

- They came back?

- Yes!
- Not a one.

- Oh.

That is...

very disappointing.

- Well, doesn't mean that
yours won't come back.

[gasps] It cannot hold heat.

[blowing] [nervous laugh]

- Okay. Well, um...

before my visions stopped,
I was getting, like,

a crazy amount of them.
Like, uh, I felt...

like an animal before an earthquake.
Like something bad was about to happen.

[exhales]

- Probably because something
bad is about to happen.

Honey?
- [coughs] Wait, what do you mean?

- Well, losing your visions can be
your brain's way of protecting you

from seeing something bad
that's about to go down.

I'm pretty sure that's
what happened with me.

- So, what was your bad thing?

- Don't know. Maybe it
was when Lil' Marcus here

pished on my vintage
baseball cards.

[barks, whines]

- So, I'm just supposed to wait
around for something bad to happen?

No warning?

[laughs]

- Most people don't
know the future.

♪

[birds chirping]

- What is going on in there?

You think they're hooking up?

- I don't know, but you
know what this is like?

The Wizard of Oz.
Think about it.

Marcus is the Wizard,
Maggie's Dorothy,

and we're the Scarecrow,
Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion.

[laughs]
- Oh my god! Yeah! So, who's who?

- Well, obviously, I
can't be the Tin Man

because I'm so in
touch with my feelings.

No one would believe that
I don't have a heart,

and I'm too smart to
not have a brain...

- I kind of relate
to the Cowardly Lion.

- Mm, Jessie, that's the
only one left for me,

and it's my bachelorette
weekend, so...

- If you guys watch
the movie again,

I don't think you'd be fighting
over the Cowardly Lion.

No genitalia. It's just smooth
fur down there. It's upsetting.

- I just feel like
a lot of the time,

I could have more courage.
- What do you mean?

- Like I stick to what's
safe, I don't take chances...

- No, I was talking to Louise.

It's not like you can see
the Tin Man's junk either.

- Yeah, but it's covered in
tin. With the Cowardly Lion,

it's just out there. You're
staring straight at nothing.

They should have at least
put some shorts on him.

- Yeah.

- It's okay. We can talk
about my stuff later.

- Aw, I wonder if
Maggie's scared.

- Oh, of losing the
thing that makes her her?

I think she's terrified.

[sighs]

I'd kind of like to be Dorothy.

- Ooh, again, I
hate to pull rank,

but if Dorothy's up
for grabs, she mine.

♪

Obviously. [laughs]

♪

- I just can't imagine never
getting another vision.

- Oh, come on.

Aren't you just a little tired of
everyone else just living their lives

while you have to be
the adult in the room?

- Well, I wouldn't miss
the responsibility.

Or the knowing. So much knowing.
- Yeah, think about it.

What would it be like to
not have all the answers?

To have just as many
questions as every other bozo?

You do know what they say
about ignorance, right?

- I do.
[laughs]

- Then, go get yourself
a little bliss.

[dog whines]
- Thanks.

- Oh, before you go.

Can I borrow $20,000?

We're good for it.

♪

Someone needs
surgery. [whines]

♪

- So?
- What'd he say?

- Did you get your visions back.

- Nope! [sighs]

Might never.

But I'm feeling good about it.

- What did he give you in there?

- Perspective,

and some pretty gross tea.

- What do you mean, perspective?

Do you want to talk about it?

- I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to think about it.

I don't need to process.

I feel free.

♪

Let's go to that club!

- Okay, yes! Yes!
- Yeah! Okay!

Let's crank some music!

Woo!
- I'm gonna drive really, really fast,

so we don't lose this energy!

- Okay. Please don't.

NARRATOR: [on TV] The female
then fertilizes the eggs

inside the pouch,

and the male seahorse
gives birth to the babies.

♪ Nature documentary music ♪

- You know, the
seahorses have it right.

The men should carry the babies.

- Dave, I'm sorry about today.

- Nah, mate, I'm sorry. I...

I know today wasn't what
you had in mind for me.

- It's okay.

- I can't help it that I like
making other people happy.

But if making you happy doesn't make you
happy, then it doesn't make me happy.

But if I did something that made me
happy, would that make you happy?

- What?

- There is something
I always love doing.

[narration continues]

- I'm really glad you gave in and
took a little you time, buddy.

- [sighs] Me, too.

- Excuse me, can I
have another cookie?

- Sorry. Only one per donor.

- You can give him mine.

- Oh, I love this guy!

♪

- Yeah.

MAGGIE: Honestly,
I feel relieved.

Being normal is the best.

[club music playing]

- Maggie, I have to tell you, I
have loved spending time with you.

And you including me on this
scary journey you're on, it...

[sighs]

It means a lot to me.

- It's been really good spending
time with you, too, Jessie.

- Hi!
- Hello!

- Oh...
- Drink up!

Oh, wow. AMY: Okay.

- Oh, sorry.
- Uh-huh.

- To the three best pals
that a girl could have.

My brother's girlfriend,
her upstairs neighbor,

and that neighbor's childhood friend.
- Aw...

ALL: Cheers!

- Ooh, that's very strong.

Oh...
- Oh Lord.

- Should we go dance? Yeah!
- Yeah!

Come on, girl.
- Woo! Spring break, no regrets!

♪ Make a move like
you don't care ♪

♪ Feeling so free ♪

♪ Make a move like
no one's here ♪

♪ Except you and me ♪

♪ Everybody get ready now ♪

♪ Let's have some fun ♪

♪ It's about to get started up ♪

♪ Three, two, one, it's
time to celebrate ♪

♪ You know I'm
feeling great, yeah ♪

- Hey!

♪ All night, all day ♪

- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
This is not happening.

- What?
- Sorry. Come here. Maggie,

what is going on with you?
You're not acting like yourself.

- I'm not myself.

I'm the girl who can't see into
the future anymore, remember?

- Mm-hmm. Maggie...

- Just let me have fun!

- It doesn't seem like you're
having fun. It seems like

you're avoiding dealing with
everything that's happening to you.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. For years,

you've been telling me to
live in the present moment.

- Okay, getting drunk off your a*s
is not living in the present moment.

- Come on! Less
talking, more dancing.

♪

♪ It's time to celebrate ♪

♪

♪ It's time to celebrate... ♪

AMY: Do you think she's
okay? LOUISE: Maggie?

AMY: She raged pretty hard.

♪

- There she is. You good, girl?
[Maggie groans]

- I don't think so.

- Can you get good? 'Cause
brunch is ending soon.

[groans]

[gasps]

- Last night was a blur.

[laughs] I remember...

dancing...

a lot of drinking...

and you, and you,

and you were there.

- You scared us
for a hot minute.

- Yeah. It's good to have you
back to your old self again.

[zapping]

- No. Not quite.

- [whispers] And we
missed brunch, so...

[sighs]

♪

[door shuts]

- Baby? DAVE: Baby?

AMY: [laughs] Baby?

DAVE: Baby?
- Baby!

- Follow my voice, baby!
[laughs]

- Aw...
- Mm...

[both moan, kiss]

- I am so happy to see you.
[sighs]

- How was your big weekend?
- The best weekend ever.

Maggie kind of made
it all about her,

but it was still great.
[laughs] How'd it go here?

- I gave my bodily
fluids to someone else.

- Oh, you donated blood?
That's your favorite thing.

- And I memorized your face.

I can get a caricature of you at the
park, even if you're not with me.

- Really? I love that.

- I love you.

♪

- What's a caricature?

♪ Heart burst ♪

♪ Heartache ♪

♪ We don't know the shape,
shape that this will take ♪

♪ It's worth ♪

♪ The wait ♪

♪ Better give your heart,
but never give it all ♪

♪ Never give it all... ♪

♪ Better give your heart,
but never give it all... ♪