02x01 - Uniconned

[bunniefuu]

[growls]

[zaps]

[screeches]

[thunder rumbling]

♪ Majestic theme playing ♪

[blasting]

[growls]

[growls]

[shrieks]

- [zapping]
- [grumbles]

[insects chirping]

[Tom gasps]

[gasping]

♪

[panting]

[roars]

[gasping, grunts]

[growls]

[growls]

[roars]

- Thunder, light him up!
- [growls]

- [electric fizzling]
- [growls]

- [Thunder shrieks]
- [confused grunt]

- [roars]
- [growls]

[shrieks]

♪

[gasping]

[panting]

♪

- Watch out!
- Coming through! [Grunts]

Bulls eye!

Jun! You're up!

- [grunts]
- [beep]

Alright, Kullersen.

You gonna stare at it
all day or throw it?

Right. Yeah. Come on, pal.

- [Tom grunts]
- D'ANGELO: Sensors in place,

perimeter set. How
we looking, Alex?

They're connected and synced.

These sensors will create
a nice virtual barrier

to warn us if any dragons
get too close to the fissure.

So, we won't get blindsided

by another dragon
like the Fault Ripper.

[roars]

♪

You okay, Tom?

- Yeah, fine. Right, pal? All good here.
- [grumbles]

You know, you can tell
me if something's wrong.

- [loud thud]
- [both gasp]

[rocks crumbling]

Something's wrong.

[thud, crumbling]

[growls]

♪

What are those gem
bullies up to now?

[snarls]

[sad growl]

[quiet growling]

Careful, Jun.

Like you even know the
meaning of the word.

[snarling]

- [high-pitched shriek]
- [gasp] Oh!

Wu, Wei, back off.

The Gembreakers trapped
something in there.

- I think Jun's right.
- Okay, everyone.

Look out. Open it up, pal.

- [roars, growls]
- [electricity fizzling]

[rocks clattering]

♪

[snarling]

- [dragon shrieks]
- Oh!

Friend or foe?

If-if you're a foe,

you're not required to
respond with violence.

[squeak, purr]

♪

[high-pitched shriek]

- It's a baby unicorn!
- [growls]

- [squeak]
- Oh! [Laughs]

It's definitely
unicorn adjacent, Jun,

but I think it's
actually a dragon.

Ooh! I call dragon dibs!

Dragon dibs? Is that a thing?

I know he's cute, but we
don't know this dragon.

I know he's adorable.

[squeaking]

[sad grumbling]

- Aw! [Giggles]
- [squeak]

- [happy sigh]
- [popping]

[gasps] Oh my gosh!

It has a bubble horn!

- [pop]
- Ah!

- Oh! [Grunts]
- [grumbles]

[growls]

Whoa! The bubbles
are weaponized!

- Watch your brows!
- [screaming]

[panting]

- [poof]
- [growls]

[exhales]

That little dude's dangerous!

- Well, what do you expect?
- He's so tiny.

Naturally, he developed
a way to protect himself.

Naturally.

- Aw, Nibbles is hungry.
- [sucking]

- Nibbles?
- Nibbles?

Does anyone have a snack?

♪

[happy squeak]

[Jun gasps]

Aw!

[Nibbles squeaking]

She named it, she
fed it, she loves it.

We're in trouble.

[squeaking]

I'm gonna bring him home,
feed him a real meal.

Jun! Rule number
three of Dragon Club.

What happens in the Dragon
World stays in the Dragon World,

But, he's so small.
Nobody will ever know,

and I have to protect
him from the Gembreakers.

- I think he'll be okay.
- [beeping]

Come on, it's getting late.

We'll check on him
first thing tomorrow.

Anyway, the Gembreakers think
he's trapped in that cave.

He'll be fine. Promise.

[squeaking]

♪

[squeak]

D'ANGELO: It's almost curfew.

We should go.

- [sighs] Okay, okay.
- Just let me say goodbye.

Just goodbye. Promise.

[squeaking]

TOM: Jun! Come on!

[dragons growling]

♪

[panting]

[gasping]

Okay! Well...

[yawns] Oh, so tired.

See you guys tomorrow!

That was weird.

Of all the things Jun does,

you think that was weird?

- [beeping]
- [gasps] Curfew!

♪

♪

- MAN: What's up, little sis?
- [surprised grunt]

♪

- Eugene? But, what are you...
- How are you...

Well, Dad's going on another

epically boring
book-signing tour

around the world.
[blow raspberry]

Drag, party of one.

So, he dumped me here.

Drag, party of two.

But, why are you in my room?

Uh, my room now.

You left a real
mess, by the way.

Bunch of rocks were
scattered everywhere.

Don't worry. I
threw them outside.

You mean my healing crystals?

[laughs] Whoops.

- Settling in?
- EUGENE: Mom!

I was just telling Jun how
pleased I am to be here.

- Isn't it wonderful?
- My baby boy is home.

- But...
- Oh, you know how he feels

about morning sun, so
I gave him your room.

Hmm. Thanks for
understanding, Jun Bug.

I just can't wait to spend some
quality time with my little sis.

Mm! You are just the sweetest.

Isn't he just the sweetest?

- EUGENE: Love you, too, Mommy.
- [squeaking]

Great! Can't wait. Good night!

♪

[squeak]

[gasps]

- Welcome to my dome, Nibbles.
- [squeak]

Okay. You might not
be a real unicorn,

but I bet the myths
about unicorns

originated from
dragons like you.

- [squeak]
- [shushing]

[whispers]: You're a secret.

You need to be quiet.
And whatever you do,

- stay away from Eugene.
- [growling]

Here. You hungry?

It's tuna fish.

[sniffing, shrieks]

I thought all dragons
liked fish. Hmm...

[chirp]

[plastic crinkling]

[squeaking]

- More Cheesy Loops?
- [happy squeak]

Well, I guess one more
bag before bed won't hurt.

Gonna make you a place to sleep.

You'll be safe and
sound right next to...

[squeak, chirping]

Nibbles, no!

[shushing] Quiet!
Get back to our room

[squeaking]
- [Jun grunts]

[gasps]

- [Nibbles squeaking]
- Whoa!

♪

Drop it.

No!

[squeaking]

Ah!

- [Nibbles squeaking]
- [Jun panting]

Here... Come on... [groans]

Gotcha.

[purring]

- [squeak, popping]
- Ah! [Shushing]

- [popping, shriek]
- [whispers] Stop the pop!

Stop the pop! Ah!

- [yawn] Jun?
- [Jun gasps]

Have you ever heard of
jet lag? Keep it down.

Huh?

Uh, what is going on out here?

Oh, I, uh, I-I was
just making popcorn,

and the microwave went crazy.

Like, really crazy.
Go back to bed.

Mom's right, you are
getting weirder. [Crunch]

- [snoring]
- Oh!

Nibbles, come.

[snoring]

♪

[snore]

Nibbles. Here.

Popcorn.

[gasps]

♪

[sniffing]

[purrs]

[happy squeak]

- [clattering]
- [squeak]

- [howls]
- [Tom gasps]

[loud whisper] Nibbles! Nibbles!

♪

Ew...

- Jun!
- Ah! Oh! Hey, guys.

- You heard that weird noise too?
- Noise? [Nervous laugh]

- No! It was just...
- me howling for Bigfoot.

You know, like I do.

[weak howl]

Okay, fine. This
is what happened.

- You brought the Bubble horn home.
- Knew it.

You. Did. What?

I never should've left
you alone with him.

- He was hungry!
- That's no excuse!

We gotta find that little
dragon before someone else does.

This is bigger than Jun
breaking rule number two.

It was rule number three!

Does no one read my handouts?

Alright. Let's split up
and search the grounds.

[flapping]

♪

Looks like Thunder is
here to help us search.

Even the dragons
know I took Nibbles?

You don't have a very
good poker face, Jun.

Your eye twitches when
you're hiding something.

It does not!

It totally does.

Nibbles? Nibby?

♪

[gasps] Who'd throw away
a perfectly good sneaker?

[sniff]

Linda.

[rustling]

You're mine!

[grunting, panting]

- Why? Why?
- [growling]

- [bleating]
- Whoa!

♪

Hmm. [Gasps]

- [squeak]
- [gasps]

Ah! Help!

- [chirping]
- Ah! I'm being Loop-mugged!

Whoa! Cheesy Loops are
like dragon nip! Who knew?

- Ah!
- [shrieks]

Got him! Oh!

- Stop it, guys!
- You're scaring him!

Scaring him?

[flapping]

♪

Nibbles must be in the big dome.

- But how'd he get inside?
- I think I know.

Looks like he
bubble-blasted the door.

So, how do we get inside?

Leave that to me.

[chirping, squeaking]

I hear him, but I don't see him.

- I hope he's not afraid of the dark.
- Really?

Split into groups of two.
We'll cover more ground.

You're really mad, huh?

Why'd you do it, Jun?

You know it's against
Dragon Club rules.

And you know I've believed
in unicorns my whole life.

But he's not a unicorn!

I know that! But it's the
closest I've ever been.

I just wanted to
spend time with him,

study him, see
what I could learn.

♪

Do I regret it now? Yes.

Haven't you ever done
something you regret?

[Fault Ripper roaring]

Yeah.

See? Neither of us is perfect.

Alright, well
then, let's just...

- Busted! [Laughs]
- Ah! Eugene!

- Totally got you guys.
- Eugene?

Tommy? Haven't seen
you since you were 6.

Nice hair. You cut
it yourself? [Snort]

- [nervous laugh]
- That's funny, Eugene.

You haven't changed
a bit, either.

What are you doing here?

- Well, you weren't in the dome.
- Figured you're up to no good.

We're not up to anything.

- Yeah, sure you're not.
- So, what are we doing?

TP the station? Grease
the floor with lard?

- Throw a million fizzies in the fissure?
- No!

- You need me to lead this.
- I'm a pro!

And there's nothing
else to do around here.

- Uh, Eugene? Yeah.
- Can you give us a sec?

- Did you know he was here?
- I found out earlier.

Is there anything else
you're hiding from us today?

Seriously? You're one
to talk, Kullersen.

Jun, if Eugene sees
that little dragon,

the secret's dead.

- Just go help D and Alex.
- I'll handle Eugene.

♪

Okay, Eugene, you want in?

Yes! Finally! [Laughs]

I always knew you'd follow me
to the dark side, little sis.

How could I help myself?

Let's raid the storage closet.

[door clicks, creaks]

Love it. Classic move.

I've taught you well. [Laughs]

So, where do we start?

- What are you doing?
- Welcome to ICARIS, big bro.

- No, Jun, Jun, Jun, Jun, don't!
- [door slams, locks]

Well played, little
sis. Well played.

[sighs] Hashtag
stressed, but beautiful.

[shutter snaps]

♪

[gasps]

[sniffing]

ALEX: There he is.

He's staring right at us.

No sudden movements, or
he'll dart off again.

Ah!

- Didn't you already try that?
- It ended in disaster!

Yeah. But this time, when
he goes for the Loops,

you guys grab him. Here,
dragon, dragon, dragon!

[shrieking]

[all yelling, grunting]

[sighs] Time to go
on the offensive.

♪

[squeak]

[purring]

[chirp]

[growls]

I got a bad feeling about this.

[roars]

[roar echoes]

♪

- D!
- [Nibbles squeaks]

- [clang]
- Goal!

[shrieking]

Okay, okay, we got him.

Be gentle. Aw, poor little guy.

- Poor little guy?
- He is the devil incarnate!

What are we going
to do about Eugene?

Wait, I thought his
name was Nibbles.

It's a long story.

We'll explain when we get
this little guy out of ICARIS.

- It's cool you have a brother!
- I've always wanted one!

Really? You can have mine.

I'll bring Nibbles
home on Thunder.

Wait a sec.

I'll come check on
you tomorrow, okay?

[beeping]

- Uh-oh.
- What-oh?

The sensors from the early
warning system are going nuts.

Something's coming
up from the fissure.

[beeping gets faster]

♪

That's a lot of beeps.

We got movement, 12 o'clock!

[chirping, squeaking]

[bubbles popping]

[pop, boom]

[chirping]

[nervous laugh]

Looks like everyone
gets a unicorn.

He is not a unicorn!

- He called in the cavalry.
- We are being invaded!

I knew anything that
cute had to be evil.

- [shrieks]
- [chirping]

Okay, he's not as
harmless as I thought.

Maybe you guys were right.

[shrieks]

- Maybe?
- Retreat!

- [panting]
- [squeaking]

[growls]

- Leave me alone! I'm defenseless!
- [chirping]

[panting]

- Ah!
- [squeaking]

Oh! They're trying
to free Nibbles!

That's it! Let's use Nibbles to
lead them back to the fissure.

But how do we get through
that platoon of bubblers?

[chirping, squeaking]

♪

Thunder got us air support!

[growls]

Clear a path, pal.

sh**t to stun! sh**t to stun!

[shrieking, chattering]

[shrieking]

Commence with
Operation Hot Potato!

[panting]

[chirping, shriek]

Wu! Wei!

- [blasting]
- [shrieks]

[panting]

- Incoming!
- [chirping]

Catch! [Gasps]

[panting]

Ah! [Gasps]

[panting] Alex!

Go deep! [Grunts]

[whimpering]

[gasping]

I actually caught it!

Run!

Oh, right.

[chirping]

[panting, whimpering]

[nervous humming]

Gonzalez!

I'm wide open!

[Alex grunts]

Oh yeah! [Grunts]

Can't handle this. Spin move!

You think I'm going that
way, huh? Swim move!

You got nothing... [grunt, gasp]

No!

- [shrieks]
- [squeaking]

JUN: Nibbles!

♪

[gasps]

He's fine. Evil, but fine.

Okay. Crisis averted.

Now, let's send our dragons
back to the lair and get home

before my dad wakes
up and busts us.

TOM: You coming, Jun?

Bye, Nibbles.

[roars]

[inflating]

♪

Uh, guys?

- [bubbling]
- You guys hear that, too, right?

[both gasp]

What is that?

D'ANGELO: They
combined their powers

to create the
ultimate bubble b*mb!

Based on the expl*sive
power of one small bubble...

That one's gonna blow
up the entire town.

Quick, Thunder!

[panting, grunts]

[bubbling]

Thunder! Lights out!

[electric fizzling]

ALEX: What do we do?

If we blast it,
it'll just blow up.

We have to somehow move it out
of town without making it pop.

[bubbling]

JUN: I got it!

You guys get underneath
and get ready to catch.

ALEX: Again?

[bubbling]

[bubbling]

Wu! Freeze it!

[growl, roar]

[ice crackling]

[groans] Got it. I think.

- [groans] Good over here!
- ALEX: Alright.

This is enough
catching for one day.

[all grunt]

- TOM: Light it up, pal.
- [fizzling, roar]

[muffled expl*si*n]

♪

[sighs]

Okay, so just to be clear,

I'm adding a new
rule to Dragon Club.

No bringing cute unicorn
dragons back home.

- [sighs]
- We'll call it the Jun rule.

Okay, fine. I get it.

But, what did you
expect me to do?

I couldn't just leave Nibbles
down there to starve to death.

Jun's right.

I mean, she shouldn't
have brought it home,

but our mission is
to protect dragons.

[growls]

And to never hurt
another dragon.

That's what it means
to be a dragon rider.

[grumbles]

♪

Next time we come
across a hungry dragon,

we'll just grab some Cheesy
Loops from the general store

- and make a delivery.
- Dragon delivery service.

I like it.

The general store...

I forgot about Eugene!

[snoring]

♪