Super Happy Fun Clown (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Drop the g*n.

Listen to her, Jen.

Lower your weapons.

You're not getting

away. I'm a good shot.

I could hit you in

the eye from here.

Just take the shot.

We know who you are,

Jennifer Sullivan.

That's my mom's name.

No!

Sit down.

Can we go see the clown?

What is it with

you and clowns?

No, we gotta go to the store.

Come on, get in there.

And a pack of

The usual?

Yes.

Thanks, Robert.

Say, Robert, are you

ever gonna do anything

about that drab out front?

Oh, Bill?

Nah.

He could ruin your business.

Not when I'm the only business

within a full square block.

Ah, thanks Bob.

- Yep. See you next time.

- Mm-hmm.

You too, sweetheart.

Oh, what do you say?

Thank you.

Anytime, darling,

Come along, dear.

Mom, can we help him?

Get in the car, Jen, now.

Don't make me get out the

wooden spoon when we get home.

Okay, come on.

Yes?

Did anyone get the extra

credit question right?

Just one of you.

Who was it?

That would be Ms. Sullivan.

Brainiac.

Wow.

Some amazing artwork, Jen.

Thanks.

Tell me about it. How

does it make you feel?

Happy,

Howdy.

Well, howdy to you.

You're Jethro, aren't you?

Oh, yes ma'am.

You hear any music?

- No, should I?

- Yeah.

I should too, but

I don't, darn it.

If you'll wait,

I'll hum something for you.

What do you say, chief?

Oh, Jethro.

Nice to see you.

- Hi, miss Jake.

- How's the science coming?

I'm working on it.

Look, mom, I'm the only one

who got the extra

credit question right.

Oh, that's great.

I'm so happy for you.

My little prodigy.

Someday you're gonna

be rich and famous.

You're gonna have everything

you've ever wanted.

You're gonna be somebody.

Now go get ready for dinner.

Okay, mama.

This is going on

the refrigerator.

"This is going on

the refrigerator."

Stop.

Make me, b*tch.

Jen, what the hell?

I didn't let you have

a TV in your room

so you could watch this trash

or stay up past your bedtime.

This better not happen again.

Jen.

Oh, she must have

gotten into the makeup.

It's fine.

Don't, don't, don't

worry about it.

We can get it.

We got it.

Hey, hey, Nicole.

What are you doing up?

I asked you a question,

Mom.

I think I started my period.

Well, now you can get pregnant.

What do you want?

I think I got my, my period

and I don't know what to do.

Just go get a tampon

out of the bathroom.

Okay.

Mom, who's John Wayne Gacy?

I don't know, dear.

Is he a clown?

I said, I don't know.

John Wayne was a

famous actor, though.

PFW Bank has

been serving this community

for over 20 years

and taking care of all

your savings needs.

- Oh, Jen, it's on.

- The Majestic Savings Plan

to take care of you and yours.

But don't just take

our word for it.

With the Majestic Savings

Plan, someday I'll be able

to retire without being

a burden to my family.

With the Majestic Savings

Plan, I can go to college

and make all my

dreams come true.

My little superstar.

Girls, time for dinner.

Jen, come on.

Where's your sister?

Where is your sister?

I don't know.

She was on the bus ride home.

Last I saw her, she was

tying her shoe out front.

You are in big

trouble, young lady.

Brittany, go upstairs.

Now, put your left hand here.

Take off your hat.

Raise your right hand.

Will you get rid of that hat?

Raise your right hand.

Raise your right hand.

Do you solemnly swear to

Huh?

Do you solemnly swear truth?

Are you trying to

give me the double talk?

Do you solemnly swear

to tell the truth,

the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth?

Why don't you answer him?

- Boo!

- Jesus Christ.

You know, you

really can't do that

to your subordinates.

I'm like 20 years away

from retirement, you know?

Well, never said I was

a good boss.

Cartoon section for you.

Yes.

What you got?

There's that as*ault

case over at the university.

Ah, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, and Halloween's

in a couple weeks.

Always fun.

Where do you think

it'll be this year?

Burning Pumpkins.

Burning pumpkins?

Yeah, like filled

with gasoline,

on fire in the

middle of the street.

Why...

I hope that's all.

You did that as a

kid, didn't you?

I'm pleading the fifth.

Hey.

I'll tell you what,

that's all that happens,

dinner's on me.

You've got yourself a deal.

Take this off.

Take this off.

Now take it easy.

We'll have you all

fixed up in a minute.

Oh, happy birthday.

Hold this.

You still at GCI?

Yeah.

How much are you

pulling in again?

Well, my last paycheck

was a little over 900.

Ah, for a week?

No, two.

What a joke.

What is it you do there?

You you punch forms all day.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's sad.

I do my clowning almost

every day after work,

on the weekends too.

I'm sure that's lucrative.

What's that bring in,

a couple dollars a day?

Make sure you remember to

report that on your taxes.

I don't know how to

be rich and famous, Mom.

And bringing smiles

to those kids' faces

is the only thing

that makes me happy.

Hmm.

Well, if you'd had gotten

your head out of your a*s

and followed your brain

instead of your heart,

you'd be much happier.

Valedictorian of

your high school.

You could've gone

to any college.

But instead you stayed here.

For what?

A philosophy degree.

Mm.

Probably should

have gotten a degree

in order flipping.

You could have been an engineer,

a doctor, like your sister,

an actor, an actuary, anything,

but instead, low paying

job after low paying job.

Didn't even marry well.

He was a lawyer

when we got married.

Hmm, yeah.

And then he got disbarred

for soliciting a minor.

Hmm.

What is wrong with you

that he has to try to take

pictures of a 16-year-old girl?

He doesn't want me.

Who would?

Some namesake.

Hey, come here.

What were your

numbers last month?

Wow.

Not gonna be enough for them.

No, but I don't

even care anymore.

Right?

f*ck this place.

Yeah, we need

to get outta here.

Want to?

Have you seen that

new series on Dahmer?

Oh, I have seen it, twice.

Yeah?

It's pretty good so far.

I don't wanna

spoil it for you,

but I think he kills

someone though.

Girl, I'm about

to start k*lling people here,

starting with our

work lead over there.

Oh yeah. That's a

m*rder I'd like in on.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

When do you wanna do

it? How do we do it?

I mean, no time like

the present, right?

You know?

Ice pick.

Ooh.

Ooh, brutal.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Tonight.

If you please, Doctor.

Doctor.

Here.

Say, I forgot to tell you

when the afternoon

papers come out,

you're gonna be famous.

How come?

Please omit the

rest of the entertainment.

Do you mind if I sit here?

Not at all.

PB and J, lunch of champions.

Right?

Or those of us unfortunate

enough to work here.

Okay, so standard

conversation starter.

What are your three

favorite movies?

You like movies, right?

- I love movies.

- Great.

So what are your favorites?

Hmm.

You tell me yours first.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So I'm gonna go with

"Back to the Future,"

"Sideways," and "No

Country for Old Men."

What are yours?

So hard.

g*n to my head?

- BB g*n.

Okay.

Well I love black

and white horror,

classic movie monsters.

"Frankenstein."

Actually, "Bride of

Frankenstein" is better.

What about modern favorites?

"Starry Eyes,"

"Monster Squad."

And any version of "Dracula,"

though Coppola's is my favorite.

What is it about Dracula?

The idea of acquiring

power through consumption,

even if it means taking

it from what you love.

"Monster Squad"

sounds familiar.

It's basically "The Goonies"

fighting the classic

movie monsters.

What was the last one?

"Starry Eyes."

Yeah. Never heard of it.

Oh, so meta.

Has my favorite acting

performance of all time.

What's it about?

Realizing your

dreams at all costs,

even if it means selling

your soul to the devil.

Sorta like "Faust."

So what are your dreams?

Well, fortune and

glory, of course.

Okay, so based on

your movie choices,

I'm gonna go out on a limb

and guess that Halloween

is your favorite holiday.

Oh, you wouldn't be wrong.

Well, if you're free,

I'm having a Halloween

party on Saturday.

If you wanna come.

You're married, aren't you?

Your husband is welcome too.

Not anymore.

I'm free.

I'll try to make it.

Cool.

Cool.

Hi, mom.

Hi, hun.

You coming over for

Halloween to pass out candy?

I don't think so.

Actually, I just got

invited to a party.

Whose party?

Some coworkers.

Oh, so some coworkers

are more important than

your own flesh and blood.

Thanks a lot.

Can't Brittany do it?

And miss taking your

niece trick or treating?

I don't think so.

You know, Jen, I really

have a hard time with you.

You're always so disappointing.

I mean like the

simplest little thing.

Why can't you cooperate

like a family and do

- Okay.

- Okay, what?

Okay, I'll be there.

Thank you for blessing

us with your presence.

Don't forget to bring the candy.

Can I help you?

Oh, yeah.

I was kinda actually

looking for a g*n.

Okay, what kind of

g*n are you looking for?

I'm not really sure.

Okay, let me put

it to you this way.

What will you be

using the g*n for?

Target practice?

Oh, no, protection.

Like something I

can keep in my bag.

I've got just

the thing for you.

Oh, that's

beautiful. I like it.

Now don't let

its size fool you.

It may be small, but

it packs a wallop,

and it is compact enough it

can fit in your backpack.

You can even put it in

your pocket if you want.

I'll take it.

Okay.

I just need to see your ID

so I can do a background check.

Okay, this will

just take a moment.

Okay, you are good to go.

I just need you to

fill out a form.

Can I buy some

b*ll*ts for it too?

You sure can. How

much do you want?

Oh, one box maybe.

Okay, so that comes

out to 175 even.

Say, do you think you could

show me how to use the thing?

I've never owned a g*n before.

Okay, so you flip

this lever here to check

and see if it's loaded, and

always assume that it is.

Then you just take two b*ll*ts,

put it in the two

barrels here, reset,

flip the lever, and

you're ready to go.

Now the safety on this

g*n is that it won't fire

unless you c*ck the

hammer back, like so.

And then you just

pull the trigger.

That seems easy enough.

Ma'am, I would

highly recommend

you take a firearm

safety course.

Promise me you'll do that.

I will.

Jeffrey was a boy

He didn't like his toys

Jeffrey was a boy

Well, aren't you going

to say trick or treat?

Come on in.

Can't believe you

wore that in public.

Will you please

take that stuff off?

You know, I told

you I don't like it

when you wear that over here.

You're 30 years old.

Would you just talk?

Cut the act. I'm your mother.

Well, clowns talk.

I mean, think of Bozo or

Krusty the clown, huh?

Ugh.

Uh...

"There's a long history

of silent clowns dating back

to 19th century traveling

shows in Europe."

Is this the 1800s?

Oh, come on.

We can pass out candy together.

You brought it right?

I swear.

Once a loser, always a loser,

just like your dad.

That g*n looks a little

small to sh**t out a banner

that says I'm pathetic on it.

I am going to be somebody.

Trick or treat.

Oxycodone?

Hmm?

Watch where

you're going, bozo.

Police department.

Okay.

Yeah.

And how long have you

been in contact with him?

Okay.

And when was the last time

you heard from your son?

Steven Friend, 743

Evergreen Terrace.

And your name?

Okay, we will do a well check

and we'll call you back.

Yes.

Yes, ma'am.

We are doing a well check?

Send a patrol officer.

I know you're

on your computer,

but I mean, can you say

that you're not bored?

Touche.

So, what do you say?

It's your call. It's up to you.

- Let's go.

- Yes.

Jen, you made it.

Come on in.

Hey everybody, this

is Jen from my work.

Our work, our horrible work.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is Jenn-O the Clown.

I think you know Emma from our

mutual workplace of misery.

Jenn-O doesn't talk, does she?

Hmm.

Well this ought to be fun.

I mean it.

You do you, Jen.

I mean, Jenn-O.

Come on.

This is it.

Steve Friend and Jennifer

Sullivan, married in five years.

Good for them.

I freaking hate clowns.

Oh, you wimp.

The unflappable

Lauren Marshall

isn't afraid of anything?

Nope.

Horses?

You shut up about horses.

Okay.

I am not playing with you.

Uh huh.

This is the police.

Steve or Jennifer,

are you inside?

If there is a

horse head in there,

I'm gonna kick your a*s.

I will go full Sonny Corleone.

Jake, where's a trash can?

I'm gonna kick your

with a trash can.

Okay, game face, you.

I'll check around back.

You stay here.

Police.

Mr. Sullivan.

Barnes, come around back.

Mr. Friend is dead.

So, you really

don't talk at all?

Really?

Like I bet I could do

something to make you talk.

You have the blackest

eyes I've ever seen.

They're gorgeous.

I love her hair.

Look at that.

It's such a beautiful shade.

It's so soft.

You probably want

a type of guy

You probably wanna see him

Oh, okay.

Cheers.

You better come again

A lot of people

changed on me

I took that on the chin

They said I'd never change

Now you want me till the end

Still no word on the Mrs?

Yeah, I just keep getting

the same stupid voicemail.

You have reached

Jenn-O the Clown's

answering service.

Have an APB out on her car.

Just see if she's

got any family in town.

Already on it.

Hey, can't reach her mom,

but she's got a

sister, Brittany Evans.

She's not with

her sister though?

No.

And her sister doesn't

know where she is?

Nope.

Call her back.

Tell her to meet me

at their mom's house.

All right.

Where is Ryan and Jen?

Oh.

I think so.

Okay, okay.

Am I good enough

For you

Am I good enough

For you

Am I

For you

Am I

For you

Your sister's car is there?

No, no, do not go inside.

I'm almost there.

Do you have a key?

Yeah.

Can I have it please?

Why? I'm not going inside?

No.

Why?

Because your

brother-in-law is dead

and we may have a

crime scene here.

What, Steve?

Key, please.

You wait over by

your car, Mrs. Evans.

Mrs. Sullivan?

Barnes?

- Yeah.

The forensic unit

almost done over there?

Yeah.

Yeah, have them get over here

to the elder Sullivan's house.

She's been m*rder*d also.

All right, I'll send them.

We got a report of a hit

and run over on

Connister, one fatality.

Goddammit.

We're being stretched thin.

Call Sam with Douglas County.

Tell them, tell

them we need help.

- Where do you want me?

- Her clown car is here.

It's got blood on the front.

You go to the hit and run.

Got it.

sh*t.

Mrs. Evans, your

mother is gone.

What was your sister's

relationship with your mother like?

Strained.

And with her husband?

She hated that pig.

Wait, you think she did this?

Victims almost

always know they're

Jen is a lot of things.

She is not a k*ller.

She would never do this.

Well, regardless, we need to

find her as soon as possible.

If she didn't do this,

she could be in danger.

Right?

Right.

She's a homebody.

About the only place she

ever goes is Penguin Park

to do her clowning.

Penguin Park?

Have they been up there

f*cking for an hour?

Up there?

Hmm?

Yeah.

Hold on.

Favorite song

playing on the radio

Hey, f*ck buddies.

You know it's rude to

keep f*cking all night,

ignoring everyone.

Hello?

All right.

If you're not coming

out, I'm coming in,

so get ready for a three-way,

you sexy m*therf*ckers.

Two of you, huh?

Excuse me, can I help you?

"I am Jenn-O the Clown."

That's great.

You see there's a line, right?

Sorry folks, just one second.

"How long does it take?"

Should take you

about a half an hour

to get through the whole thing.

Do you have a ticket?

Well, a private tour

is gonna cost extra.

Do you have any

money for a ticket?

Yeah.

No, that's not gonna work.

You need real money.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I can't do that.

It's time for you to go now.

Thank you.

Okay, folks. QR

code's out, phones up.

Are you serious?

All right, folks.

We're having a

maintenance issue.

Give us five, 10 minutes.

Come on in, girly, come on up.

If it takes any longer...

All agents, please respond

to 8736 North Charlotte

for potential homicide.

f*ck.

Barnes.

You want me to meet you there?

No, you know what?

Let's just set this one out.

Yes!

Oh.

Folks, our maintenance

issue's actually gonna take

about 30 minutes.

We'll get back to

you very, very soon.

We appreciate your patience.

Have your phones out and ready.

We'll let you know, all right?

Hey, what about that

clown that just went in?

Yeah.

She works here.

She's actually our

maintenance lady.

As soon as we hear from

her, I'll let you know.

All right?

Girl who found the body

is puking her guts out.

The others?

It's her.

Wearing a clown costume.

We found it under the bed.

She and the decedent were

coworkers apparently.

You talk to the others here?

See if they know

she might've went?

They didn't see her leave.

Stoners.

Thank you.

They don't know

where she went.

We need to find her.

She's not gonna stop.

- We're missing something.

- Of course.

Why are we just standing here?

Let's get out and find her.

She might be on foot

for all we f*cking know.

Huh?

Nothing like looking

for a clown on Halloween.

Get the hell out of

the way, hammerhead.

Jesus.

Hammerhead?

What?

I just watched "Dirty Harry."

Oh, you're stupid.

Is that why you put

in for a model 29?

Okay, it's not like we

actually use our g*ns.

That thing will be more useful

from an intimidation standpoint.

Oh, my, that's a big one.

Whatever.

It's not like you carry an M9.

Hey, do not say

that piece of sh*t's name.

Okay.

"Lethal Weapon."

You know, that

was my dad's g*n.

And "Die Hard."

Let's try the house again.

Patrol cops can roam the streets.

Got it.

God, what are

you doing? Are you okay?

Ow.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why would you do that?

What?

Well, she's gotta

be far enough along.

One second, folks.

He can't even get in.

Be right there.

Come on.

- Bingo.

- What?

Got a costume picture of her?

She's got a dozen

costumes, dingus.

Hey, hey, hey. What

about, what about this?

What about it?

You think she could be there?

She could be anywhere.

Well, I'm done here.

Wanna go check it out?

Sure.

And you guys are supposed

to be the best one in town?

Sorry, folks. We're

having a A bit of an issue.

Yeah. No sh*t.

Don't f*ck with me.

What is it, my dear?

You are sad.

Afraid that it's

so easy to tell.

I can help you.

How, my child?

Yes, this is Chris over

at the Haunted Cinema.

Well, I'm not sure if

it's an emergency or not,

but this crazy woman, she

was dressed as a clown,

but she paid extra for...

Guys.

Oh.

Dispatch to 4152.

We're here.

- Just got a call from-

- Haunted Cinema?

10-4.

Potential female suspect,

dressed as a clown,

requested a private tour

then barricaded herself inside.

Send all available units.

We're already on our way.

- Address is 43-

- We know where it is.

Floor it. Go, go, go, go.

Oh sh*t.

Well, it's about g*dd*mn time.

Is this the only way in?

There's a back door,

but you're not

getting in that way.

It's exit only.

Let's go break through.

Excuse me?

Hey, those doors are expensive.

Come on.

- I'll reimburse you.

How am I supposed

to lock up tonight?

What was she wearing?

I don't know.

She looked like, like

a punk rock clown.

And this back door, she

can get out from the inside.

Yes, of course.

She could have

already left then.

No, I don't think so.

I get an alert on my phone

anytime that back door opens.

She's still in there.

I'm gonna go run back.

I'm telling you, you're

not gonna find your way back.

Can you please go stand

over there somewhere, please.

Thank you so much.

If I can't find a way

in, you flush her out.

I'll take care of her.

Pleasure.

We got her.

Hey, police, open up!

Jen, you have no way out.

Give up, it's over.

Drop the g*n,

Jen, you don't

have to do this.

Lower your weapons.

You're not getting away.

I'm a good shot. I could hit

you in the eye from here.

Just take the shot.

We know who you are,

Jennifer Sullivan.

That's my mom's name!

No!

No makeup.

You can talk.

What's your name?

I'm Detective Marshall.

How's your partner?

Oh, good.

So is your mother,

your husband,

your coworker, that

old man you ran over,

and eight haunted

house employees.

Only eight?

The guy playing the

mummy is still alive.

He's got third degree

burns over 95% of his body

and he wishes he were dead.

No, his p*nis burned

to a crisp, fell off.

You should probably

ask 'em what pronouns

they wanna go by.

f*ck you.

It's okay.

13's a good number.

Yeah, networks are already

requesting interviews from you.

It's disgusting.

It's glorious.

I'm finally famous.

Do you know what?

I thought that I would go on

a few interviews of my own,

maybe take your sister.

We could tell the whole world

what a big loser you are.

How you, how'd she phrase it?

Pissed away all your potential.

It's boring, average.

Jennifer Sullivan,

just like your mother.

Nice try.

And it's Jennifer

Renee Sullivan now.

Wouldn't wanna confuse me

with all the other

Jennifer Sullivans

in the world now, would we?

The boring ones.

You know I missed your

subclavian artery by half an inch,

so I delayed the paramedics

because I wanted to

watch you bleed out.

You, you are one stubborn prick.

You're grittier than you look.

You'll get put down for this.

Death always went

with the territory,

and death can't k*ll fame.

Lethal injection.

It's too humane for

someone like you.

Lethal injection.

That's for chumps.

It's gotta be Old Sparky.

I'll be there.

We'll see.

Do your job

When you leave

Turning away

This time

The line that runs

away from here

Another one left behind

These doors are wrong

I can't tell

That magic charm of yours

I lay the memory

Better than shadows

That life, the long spite

The other girl

Everyone

Is it worth this long

Tomorrow

And it never ends

Ah