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02x02 -Capitalize Yourself

Episode transcripts for TV show, "Delete Me". Aired: March 7, 2021.*
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Follows teenage girls Marion and Marit through the infamous Norwegian high school celebration Russefeiring while they discover an insignificant act can turn their lives upside down.

02x02 -Capitalize Yourself

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THE EXPLICIT CONTENT OF THIS SERIES
MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS

One hundred and thirty-six years.

That's how long it takes
for us to achieve equality.

Selling sex on HornyFans
or Free the Nipple

isn't the way to go for equality.

Mimmi, all I want to know

is who hired you to recruit girls
on HornyFans.

Let me go!

We have to talk about
how we together

can take back the control
of our own gender.

We must stand together,
enlighten each other...

Let me go!

...and blaze the trail
for the younger generation.

f*ck you and your feminism!
Don't come between me and my job!

You are amazing!

How the f*ck do you dare
to talk about sisterhood?

About blazing the trail
for the younger generation?

You know about your husband's double
life, and you still reported Sanna.

You have ruined
a young person's life.

And you got me to help you do it.

EPISODE 2

EPISODE 5

Hunkydory: I would pay 2,000 NOK
for a nude pic.

PHOTOS

EDIT PHOTO

Back to the make-up tutorial.
I always begin with a lipliner.

It's very important to overline
your upper lip,

so you get that plumpy Kylie effect.

Hello, this is Sanna.

Today, I'm going
to teach you contouring.

If you want to give
your face a 3D look,

I think contouring is great.

Now I'm ready to blend...

Hey, everyone. I'm going
to start something new on my vlog.

In addition to talking
about make-up,

I'm going to talk about
my new life on HornyFans.

And I will show you all the clothes
and fashion accessories I buy

with the money I make.
So I hope you will enjoy...

Hi, Mona. I'm doing
some research on Sanna right now.

Have you found anything we can use?

Any evidence
that the black eye is fake?

No, not really.

I talked to some potential investors
for your software.

sh*t! Damn, Mona!

This is going
to revolutionise the whole Net.

Do you realise
how many arseholes we can get

if we can track the IP addresses?

And the software
will automatically send warnings

telling people they can be reported
to the police through Kick-a*s.

I mean, people are going
to be scared shitless.

Revenge porn will barely
even exist anymore.

Let me know
when you find anything on Sanna.

Good...

bye.

PetterPil: Hey, 500 NOK for t*ts.

You're so much better
than me at this.

I don't know.

I just love thinking about
how those horny f*ck

are paying for pictures
they could find for free online.

-No!
-Yes!

Give it back!

-Why can't I see it?
-You can see it when it's ready.

-I want to see what you're drawing.
-You can see it when it's ready.

You're so weird.

PetterPil: ...I think the pictures
you're sending are FAKE.

Sure, whatever.

-Isn't that bad?
-It's fine.

-Do I have that?
-What?

Do I have a mole that moves around?

-No.
-Have you checked?

-I've got it.
-You have to check that.

You haven't got it
if he writes things like that.

What's he going to do?
Call the cops?

-Hey...
-No, okay.

Okay.

A little Kylie overlining.

Trine: love that look

gina: It helped that I painted you!

GINA
ANONYMOUS ARTIST

SVEIN TOVIK

Gina artist

Who is Gina?

Anonymous artist attracts
great interest on InstaGrid.

I would love to tell you
who this person is.

But who is she really?

f*ck!

Come on.

Work it, baby!

-Sanna!
-I can't do it.

-I ruined the whole pancake stack.
-Yes, you did.

Let's just order a new one.

It costs 350 NOK.

Let's see if someone wants to pay
for a new stack of pancakes.

Look at this. Ola wants a tit pic.
He'll pay 400.

Ola: Show me your t*ts for 400 NOK.

Okay. Ola is paying
for new American pancakes.

PHOTOS

-Find anything?
-Yeah...

That one?

I don't have silicone.
No one will believe that it's me.

-I'm kidding.
-I have big t*ts, but come on.

What about this one?

That's better.

Send!

Hey, we're in a restaurant.

Maybe Ola can pay
for a hotel room too?

Yeah, sure,
but I'm a little sick of hotels.

Can't we... Can't we try a limo?

Who's going to pay for that?
KinkyTom, maybe?

KinkyTom? He's f*cking loaded. Okay.

I've moved away from HornyFans
lately and tried something new,

namely sugar dating.

The date I was on yesterday
was just amazing.

He even gave me a present.

Tonight, I'm meeting a powerful man
who's a lot older than me.

We're just going to have
a nice dinner.

He's going to pick me up
in a limo.

We're going to drive
to the edge of Oslo.

For my date tonight,
I got this handbag.

It's just insane.

I feel like I've dreamed about
this bag in my previous lives.

And just so you know, I don't
have sex with any of my dates.

I just have dinner with them
and keep them company,

and it's f*cking great.

The Masturbator: Butt pic for 500?

JayJizzy: Thong? 700
HoiBoy: Underwear please! 300

TreldridgeXXX:
Your beautiful t*ts? 800

Horun: Lingerie with t*ts? 600

Gøran: Naked butt? 600

COMMENT HERE...

PUBLISH

You're living a lie.

MONA PEDERSEN

Sannapus: You're living a lie.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

A little more... Thank you.

Hey, everyone, and welcome back
to a new make-up tutorial.

Today, I'm in a limo!

-Here's Lucas. Say hi, Lucas.
-Hey!

So this is obviously going to be
a simple make-up tutorial.

But I'm going to show you
a really fresh look.

I'll begin with this lipliner
from Make Up For Ever

in the colour 606, Wherever Walnut.

All the way out into
the Cupid's bow to mark it.

Spread it out.

Then I'll just fill in the middle
on the top and bottom

before I apply this really fresh
lipstick from Clinique.

It's in the colour 06, Softly.

And then I'll just tap it.

That gives you a natural
but fresh and glowy look.

I just want to say thank you so much
to all my supporters

and subscribers,
both here and on HornyFans.

And for those of you who are
interested in that type of content,

I have also started a whole new
SannaAdult page on HornyFans.

"SannaAdult".

Oh my God.

Wow!

I hope you'll support me there
and keep following me...

Hey! What the...

What the f*ck!

-Make sure you don't get addicted.
-"Get"?

But this isn't Sanna.

I'll pay ANYthing too
see your naked bod in motion

DominatorDan: Any chance
for a free ride? Just your a*s?

HornyAlways: g*dd*mn you're sexy.
You're making me craaaazy.

HardAndBig92: How much for a pic
without panties? Are you shaved?

Mimmi: You're a fast learner

MIMMI

LIVE

Do you like my banana?

-What the f*ck?
-You're so naughty.

Thanks, Bill69.

MimmiXXX: Hi! I saw your painting
on Gina's insta

MimmiXXX: I can teach you
some tricks

"Tricks". I'm sure you know
a lot of tricks.

MimmiXXX: I know lots of tricks.
Want to grab a coffee?

SannaPus: Yes! 9956876.
Always nice to meet new people.

Hi, I hear you're a consultant

for girls who want
to do better here?

-What are you doing?
-Just stand still.

I know those girls.

I don't want to talk to them.

Why not?

It's just going
to be small-talk, like,

"Hey, what are you up to?"
I'm not in the mood for that.

They know what you're up to
if they follow you on Instagram.

Sure, but...

Everyone thought I would go
to a make-up school in New York.

And then I didn't.

And now, everyone except me
has a perfect student life.

I get that.

If I'm going to be honest,
those girls hate me.

Just let me know when they're gone.

You can come out now.

I think you're perfect.

This face looks better
on Instagram.

Why do they hate you?

I acted out a little
in my senior year.

Were you a b*tch?

Yes, I was.

Hi, this is Sanna.

Today, I'm going
to teach you contouring.

I'll begin with these two.

This one's to blend, and this one
creates dimension in your face.

So, contouring is really great...

-Hi! You look great.
-Thank you!

-You too. You're so pretty. Really.
-Thank you.

I think I would like some tea.

-How about some mimosas?
-Sure, I'm in.

It's a shame
no one can buy them for us.

Yes, really.
But that's why we're here.

Let's cut to the chase.
Give me your tricks.

It's all about having
the right contacts.

If we hit it off,
I might give you some of mine.

That would be amazing.

I feel that my HornyFans page
has stagnated a little.

That I have reached a plateau.

I'm making money, but not enough.

You know?

Here's the deal.
The regular HornyFans stuff

only works if you're a celebrity
or willing to go really far.

I can go far.

I mean, how far do you go?

I go far, but not compared
to the things I did before.

What did you do before?
If you don't mind me asking.

Before, I would sleep
with anyone for cash.

But HornyFans has put me
in charge of my own product.

My body.

So you don't meet people face
to face anymore? How does it work?

The guys I meet now buy my image
on HornyFans and Twitch.

It gives me a whole new value.

Now, I'm a brand. Before,
I was just a wh*re in their eyes.

You could start
by serving at a party next week.

Serving?

You'll get ten grand
for three hours.

It's a bondage party.

You'll serve wearing a thong
and maybe a gag ball.

Or you can be a sushi plate.

Nobody will touch you.
They'll just eat off of you.

All right, so you recruit girls.

But who pays?

Who's the money cow?
Who are you working for?

I think you're asking
too many questions.

Is it the financial elite
that people talk about?

You're not cut out for this job.
You don't get how this works.

Yes, I do.

Discretion is key.

And it's really biased to think
that all rich men work in finance.

I mean, my boss works with art.

Mimmi, wait.
What happened with Sanna?

What does Sanna
have to do with this?

Wait! It's clear you're caught
in a net you have to get out of.

I can help you.
All I want to know

is who hired you to recruit girls
on HornyFans.

Let me go!

Give me a name.
I want to help you.

We can't let these f*ck
get away with this.

-I don't want your help.
-Are you working for Svein Tovik?

-Let me go!
-Did you introduce Svein to Sanna?

Yes or no?

-Yes! Move away!
-I just want to talk...

Let me go!

f*ck you and your feminism!
Don't come between me and my job!

SVEIN TOVIK

NORWAY'S MOST POWERFUL COUPLE

SVEIN TOVIK AND MONA PEDERSEN

-Did you introduce Svein to Sanna?
-Yes!

Tonight, I'm meeting a powerful man
who's a lot older than me.

One hundred and thirty-six years.

That's how long it takes
for us to achieve equality.