03x07 - Penny and the Chibi Scouts

[bunniefuu]

[singing] ♪ They're Disney Chibis ♪

♪ With their own TV show ♪

♪ Together for the better or the worse ♪

♪ We mashed up every story
in a laboratory ♪

♪ Smash cut to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis ♪

♪ With their own TV show ♪

♪ A monumental cartoon science fuzz ♪

-♪ Does it all make sense? ♪
-♪ Who cares? ♪

♪ Disney presents ♪

♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi,
Chibi, Chibiverse! ♪

[Scientist] Hm, let's see here,

what's happening
on our strange tiny planet.

Ah! It appears to be
a typical day for our Chibis...

Hamster and Gretel are being inducted

into the Hall of Heroes,

and Kevin is also in attendance.

[bird screeching]

[Scientist] Looks like Scratch
is draining the Bueno Nacho

of queso fuego sauce
for the third time this week.

Wow.

[burps]

[both crying]

[Scientist] And what do you know,
Oscar Proud is once again up in arms about

something normal
his teenage daughter wants to do.

[girls giggle]

[clapping]

[screams]

Hello, kids. Lovely day.
[chuckles nervously]

Uh, Penny, can I talk to you
over here for a minute?

You should not be chillin'
with those villains!

-They're dangerous!
-Ugh, Dad, they're harmless.

Harmless? They are literally called
"The Villain Kids!"

That one is holding a flame in her hands
and she's giving me the stink eye!

[gasps] Ah! What in the-- [sighs]

That's not harmless! I am being harmed!

You just don't know what's cool.

Oh I know what's cool, young lady.
And what is cool

is nice, wholesome friends,
who do safe wholesome activities.

And not burn your daddy's hair off!

Which is why I signed you up for

Camp Chibiwaka!

You are going to be a Chibi Scout!

Great.

Arts and crafts, swimming in the lake,
roasting marshmallows

instead of your roasting
your daddy's head. You will love it.

I won't. Chibi Scouts are for little kids

and you need to realize
that I am not a little baby anymore!

Oh, Penny, you will always be my baby!

Ugh!

Now come on! Let's meet your new friends!

Welcome to the Chibi Scouts
Fun and Friendship Jamboree!

Where fun and friendship are guaranteed!

I am Molly McGee,

the self-appointed
Ambassador of Arts & Crafts.

Take a look at this bad boy. Ha?

[groans]

And I'm Huey Duck.

Keeper of the trusty
Chibi Scout Guidebook,

the compendium
of all Chibi Scout knowledge!

[kisses]

Ugh. And I'm not interested.

Can we go home please?

Penny, you aren't even
giving this overly-peppy girl

and this weird little duck boy a chance!

Uh, yeah, we didn't even get to sing you
our super catchy welcome ditty yet!

-It's cool, you don't have to--
-[blows pitch pipe]

Oh, you're doing it anyway.

[all singing] ♪ Camp Chibiwaka ♪

♪ Where everyone's your friend! ♪

♪ Camp Chibiwaka, where fun never ends! ♪

♪ We'll sail canoes, get temp tattoos ♪

♪ Make memories you'll never lose ♪

♪ Then by eight, it's time to snooze! ♪

♪ Chibiwaka! ♪

Bravo! Haha, bravo!

What a great song.
Really spells out exactly what to expect.

In bed by eight?
Can't beat that, can you, Penny?

There is no way I could
possibly have any fun here.

Great. Okay, bye, love you!

Okay, people, he's gone! [chuckles]

-Time for the real fun to begin!
-What?

[blows raspberry] Did you think
this was a camp for little kids?

Kinda. I mean that song was... somethin'.

Clever misdirection so that
parents let us come to camp!

It's actually how I got my

"Clever Misdirection Badge."

But this isn't some
tame campfire singalong.

It's an all-out test
of survival readiness!

Wow. Didn't see that comin'.

Of course you didn't!
The Chibiverse is unpredictable.

You gotta be prepared for anything!

♪ Chibiverse ♪

According to Chibi Scout rule number 27,

all new Scouts must face

-"The Ropes Course Of Doom!"
-[♪ intense music playing]

Ooooh, now this is what
I'm talkin' about, duck boy!

Wooo-Ooo!

D'oh! Silly me.
I forgot to give Penny her lunch!

Penny, I got your-- What in the--

[♪ intense music playing]

[screams]

This ain't about making friendships
and memories they'll never lose!

That welcome ditty was a ding-dang lie!

I'm comin', Penny!

[singing] ♪ We're ready for anything ♪

♪ In the Chibiverse! ♪

♪ Flame throwers on bridges
could land you in a hearse! ♪

♪ When there are boobytraps galore ♪

♪ Drop to the floor, do a flip or two ♪

♪ Chibi Scouts will prepare you! ♪

[screaming]

[singing] ♪ We're ready for anything ♪

♪ In the Chibiverse! ♪

♪ Hungry crocs may come a-chompin' ♪

Hey, look out! A curse!

Wow, these anti-magic
bracelets you made really work.

And they're made of macaroni, so bonus!

They're biodegradable
and environmentally friendly.

Chibi Scouts are prepared
for a sustainable future.

Okay, back to the song!

[singing]
♪ Now if you land in surprise quicksand ♪

♪ We're gonna lend you a helping hand ♪

♪ Chibi Scouts will help you through ♪

♪ Ghouls and ghosts
are no cause for scare! ♪

♪ 'Cause we know how to beat 'em! ♪

I was a fool to let my daughter come!

[singing]
♪ Sometimes there's a hungry bear! ♪

♪ But now I know what to feed 'em! ♪

Call an ambulance, my face is going numb!

[chorus] ♪ Chibi Scouts! ♪

-♪ Maybe you will cross immortals ♪
-♪ Chibi Scouts! ♪

♪ Your mine cart could ♪

-♪ Lose its brake thing! ♪
-♪ Chibi Scouts! ♪

♪ Dancing zombies and secret portals ♪

♪ Chibi Scouts must be ready
for anything! ♪

Congratulations, Penny! You did it!

You're officially a Chibi Scout.

Yeah! Whoo! Go Penny!

[screaming]

[crashes]

Bye, Penny!

You were right, Dad.
The Chibi Scouts are super fun

and I made a lot of new friends!

I can't wait to go
adventure camping next weekend!

No! Please! No more Chibi Scouts!

Anything but that!
Just hang out with the Villain Kids again!

Sure, Dad, whatever you want.

[girls laughing]

You're probably good kids
deep, deep down inside, right?

Ah! Wait a--

[Chibis] Chibiverse!

[♪ theme music paying]