03x09 - Cheer up Chibis

[bunniefuu]

[singing] ♪ They're Disney Chibis ♪

♪ With their own TV show ♪

♪ Together for the better or the worse ♪

♪ We mashed up every story
in a laboratory ♪

♪ Smash cut to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis ♪

♪ With their own TV show ♪

♪ A monumental cartoon science fuzz ♪

-♪ Does it all make sense? ♪
-♪ Who cares? ♪

♪ Disney presents ♪

♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi,
Chibi, Chibiverse! ♪

[Scientist] It's another joyful day
in the Chibiverse!

Tilly is in a big cuddle
puddle of kittens.

Webby is solving some
interesting new mysteries.

And Doof is building

a super cute make-things-explode-inator!

Hey, Gary, you mind if I put on
some classical music?

Go for it. I'm sure
nothing weird will happen.

[hits play button]

[♪ Moonlight Sonata playing]

[Scientist] Wait!
Something weird is happening!

The music is turning everyone sad.

Tilly's too sad to cuddle.

And Webby's too sad for her mystery board.

And Doof doesn't even want
to take over the Chibiverse anymore!

[sheds tear]

[switches off]

-I turned off the music.
-But they're still sad.

Well, that's the power of Beethoven.

Guess it's up to the Chibis
to find a way to--

Cheer up the Chibiverse!

That is our mission.

You are an elite group
of cheerleading superstars.

You've all spent years
training and perfecting your skills

for a moment as momentous as this.

Together we're gonna set things right with
a "Pep up the planet" rally!

Created, choreographed,
and copyrighted by me.

[Addison clears throat]

Don't forget about my recruits.

[snoring]

[gasps] Hey, Addison? Quick side-bar?

How about a side-forcefield!

[screaming] Why would you
recruit these randos?

[Tater] Uh, we can hear you
through the forcefield.

Anyone can be a cheerleader, Bucky.

And I believe in all of them!

Even the--

Yes. Especially the Pickle.

They've got as much cheer power
as your squad.

Oh, really?

A-Team! Formations.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[all gasp]

Okay. B-Team!

I mean, Bee-autiful Inside And Out Team!

A five, six, seven, eight!

[♪ music playing]

[smack]

[camera shutter clicking]

[screaming]

[girls screaming]

[speaking gibberish]

-[panting]
-[retches]

So, how did we do?

[Hop Pop] Ow.

I'm sorry, Addison,

but your squad isn't ready.

Oh. Now they're double sad.

What if... I train them?

Fine. But if you fail,
and the Chibiverse is sad forever,

it's on you!

Don't worry,
Beautiful Inside And Out Team.

Ugh, we're really locking in
that name, huh?

Together we'll pep up this planet,
no problem. We got this!

Uh... what do we do about that guy?

I mean, I am kinda hungry.

[♪ alarming sting]

[Addison] Don't worry, Chibis,

with a little practice, you're going
to be the best cheerleaders ever!

Yeah, right. Even my pompoms
are afraid of me.

[whimpering]

Face it, kid. We're a flop.

Hey, the best part of being
not good at something

is that you can only get better.

How?

With a little help from
an uplifting musical training montage.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ We've got some work to do ♪

♪ But I know we'll pull through ♪

♪ Our love of cheer is strong ♪

♪ And I wrote this great song ♪

♪ Sure you're not quite the best ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ Your prime just hasn't started yet! ♪

♪ We can only get better! ♪

♪ Workin' together ♪

♪ Don't overthink those anxious pom-poms ♪

♪ Just keep on movin' ♪

♪ And you'll start improvin' ♪

♪ Hey, that treadmill wasn't even on! ♪

♪ I really hope we get better... ♪

-♪ Let's start with baby steps ♪
-♪ Eh... ♪

♪ Maybe you're not ready yet ♪

♪ How 'bout a single rep? ♪

♪ Where'd you find those baguettes? ♪

♪ You're a star ready to glow... ♪

Okay, he's gone.

[♪ singing] ♪ On with the show! ♪

♪ How are we not getting better ♪

♪ Working together ♪

-♪ And now my white hair is going gray ♪
-♪ She's stressed ♪

♪ Thought I'd fix it with singin' ♪

♪ But we're kinda stinkin' ♪

-♪ Hop Pop's been missin' half the day ♪
-♪ Where'd he go? ♪

♪ This montage is pointless ♪

♪ Hooty is jointless ♪

♪ How did they manage
to get worse and worse? ♪

♪ I hate the word fail ♪

♪ But I think we should bail ♪

♪ Before somebody gets hurt ♪

♪ We'll never get better ♪

[sighs]

-[cheerleaders cheering]
-[Bucky] Push it! Pushing through!

Pushing through. Smiles.

[cheerleaders cheering]

[♪ sad music playing]

-[crying]
-[sniffling]

I don't get it.

My inspirational song didn't work?

Maybe Bucky was right.
We could never do a routine like his.

Wait. That's it!

This whole time I thought
you weren't good and needed to get better.

Okay, ouch.

But you were already great
and just needed to be yourselves!

C'mon, I have a plan!

[speaking indistinctly]

[cheerleaders cheering]

[Bucky] Where's my energy?

What in the blocking-my-spotlight
is goin' on?

Are you ready for a great show?

C'mon! Let me hear you scream!

[Scratch laughing maniacally]

[crowd screaming]

[♪ instrumental music playing]

[all exclaiming]

[all gasp]

-[chuckles]
-[fireworks]

[all cheering and laughing]

They make our routine look like
a Chibi funeral in a Chibi library.

Let's join their party, girlies!

Well, I guess it's just
you and me, Pickle. Pickle?

[♪ dance music playing]

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

It does look pretty fun.

I mean, who am I to deny the fans
of the greatest performance of all!

Let's go!

[♪ dance music playing]

[crowd cheering]

We did it!

See? The power of cheerleading
can solve anything!

Aw! Even Dr. Doofenshmirtz is happy.

[laughs maniacally]

[expl*si*n]

[shrieks] Happy enough
to take over the Chibiverse!

Addison, remember what we
learned two seconds ago?

Nothing can stop the power of cheer!

-Five, six, seven--
-[expl*si*n]

Maybe cheer's not the answer this time.
[shouting] Run!

♪ Chibiverse! ♪

[♪ theme music playing]