03x11 - Space Race

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♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
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[gasping]

[Scientist] Whoa,
Chibis seem to be baffled

by something new in the sky.

-A new moon?
-A new moon!

[Scientist] Wait a sec.

Ah.

Braden! No feeding
the Chibis pepperoni.

[gasps] Wow!

And it looks like some Chibis
have just built a rocket.

Now let's go
explore that moon!

[Beta] These are the adventures
of the Starship Chibiprise.

There's our captain,
Hailey Banks.

Our buffoon pilot, Launchpad.

Phineas and Ferb on nav.

Yours truly on comms.

Gordita doing
the science stuff.

Hmm. Bill, engineer.

ChaCha, weapons.

Addison, our resident alien.

And... Wait up. What...

Is that a clam?

-[screaming]
-Whoo-hoo!

Phineas and Ferb,
plot coordinates for the mystery moon.

Roger that, Captain Hailey.

Launchpad, keep an eye out
for space debris.

Got it!

[whispers] What's "debris"?

And, Clamantha...

you keep doing
whatever it is you're doing. [chuckles]

Hey, uh,

would a giant floating skull
count as space debris?

Yes.

Ah. Well, then.

Space debris dead ahead!

[Hailey] Whoa.

Surprise, Chibis.

Time for some space villains!

What are you doing here, Mr. Hater?

It's "Lord" Hater.

And we're going
to reach that moon first and claim it!

And then install
an evil military base,

where we'll plan our evil plot
to take over the Chibiverse!

[laugh menacingly]

Wait, just because you get there first
doesn't mean it's yours.

Someone doesn't know
Chibi law,

which states
that moon ownership

is finders keepers, losers...

too bad, go home!

Didn't you take
Chibi Civics class?

[laughs nervously] Hold, please.

Why did I take Chibi French
instead of Civics?

Zut alors!

We can't let that skull-faced freak
beat us to the moon.

He won't
if we jump to light speed,

but we need time
to power up the generator.

Hmm. I think I know
how to buy us some.

Monsieur Hater.

"Lord" Hater! Yeesh.

Can you explain how
Chibi bills become Chibi laws

in as much detail as possible?

[growling]

Finally!

Someone asked me,
a seasoned Chibi scholar,

to bestow my knowledge
upon them.

Here we go again.

First, a lawmaker proposes a bill
to the house of Chibi-sentatives.

Oh! Go on.

Then two-thirds of the house

must win a Chibi chimichanga
eating competition.

Beta, are our shields up?

'Cause Hater's droppin'
some truth bombs!

[both laughing]

[softly]
How close to light speed?

[Beta] Generator's at 40%.

[laughing] And, boy,
do Chibis love to filibuster.

Ooh! What's a "filibuster"?

It's when you get Chibis
to talk for a really long time

as a stalling tactic--

Wait a second.

-Captain Hater.
-"Lord" Hater.

The Starship Chibiprise
is preparing to jump to light speed.

Their inquiring about Chibi law,

it's a trap.

Curse you, glasses girl!

Mina, fire missiles on the Chibiprise!

[all scream]

Launchpad, evasive maneuvers!

Sorry, I didn't take Chibi French.

What are, uh...

[in French accent]
"Evasive maneuvers"?

Swerve around the missiles, you nitwit!

[in regular voice]
Actually, I'm a duck.

-[crashing]
-[all scream]

[grunting]

Hey, would giant red asteroids
also count as space debris?

[Braden laughing]

[Karla] Braden! No feeding
the Chibis red pepper flakes!

ChaCha, get these asteroids
out of our path.

[laughing maniacally] Yeah!

Yah! Yah! Yah-yah-yah!

Yah-yah-yah!

Glomgold, jump to light speed now!

I can't do it, Captain.

I need more power.

[Chibis screaming]

D'oh! We won't make it
to the moon

if we keep taking hits
from the Skullship.

I've got an idea.

It's gonna rely on
Addison and Launchpad.

Launchpad?

You're not serious.

I can be if you want me to.

I mean... [clears throat]

[stoically]
I can be if you want me to.

Oh, can someone just unplug me?

[laughing malevolently]

Ah, one more hit,
and the Chibiprise is Chibi-fried.

Then that moon is ours!

Launchpad, now!

Addison, aim for the nostril.

Not the nostril!

[Killbot] Abandoned ship.

Gesundheit.

I took Chibi German.

[all screaming]

Captain Hailey,

the fire from the Skullship's expl*si*n
is about to roast us.

Engines ready for light speed.

Punch it! Punch it!

-Not the console!
-The light speed button!

[all screaming]

-Phew!
-Phew!

Beta, systems check.

Ship intact.

Just one small dent on the engine.

[crying]

[clears throat]

Let's go check out
this moon, shall we?

That's one small step for Chibis,

one giant leap for Chibi--

Whahh!

The surface is greasy, spongy,
and smells like paprika.

It's... it's
scientifically impossible.

It's...

[all] Pepperoni?

[laughing maniacally]
Nom, nom, nom. ChaCha!

[Hailey] Captain's log,
we defeated Lord Hater

and found a new food source

to sustain the Chibis
for centuries to come.

These are the voyages
of the Starship Chibiprise.

Its mission,
to explore strange new worlds,

to thwart evil Chibis

with an unhealthy obsession
with obscure Chibi laws,

to boldly go where
no Chibi has gone before.

Hey, uh, anyone seen Clamantha?

[grand music playing]

♪ Chibiverse ♪

[♪ theme music playing]