01x03 - Private Meeting

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Hello, doctor.

Hello, doctor.

I thought Madhuri Dixit
herself has graced my clinic today.

Is that so? Then it's a wrong number.

My favourite is Juhi Chawla.

Did you just feel like meeting
me today or is there a problem?

I wish I had come just to
meet you, doctor.

But I am in a lot of pain.

I feel itchy there all the time.

And... now there is
some discharge as well.

- Come.
- Let's go.

Juhi should work with Bobby.

They would make such a
great couple, won't they?

By the way, doctor,

who is your favourite heroine?
There must be someone.

What did you say? Since when are
you experiencing these symptoms?

Approximately... one month.

When was the last time you had sex?

Yesterday.

Despite all this pain?

Yes, doctor. Actually...
I couldn't understand anything.

And I felt so much better with the
medicines you gave me last time.

So I thought maybe...

By the way, there is this new actor.

Aftaab Shivdasani.

He is quite cute.

Last time you had told me that
you have only one partner.

Yes, doctor.

But why are you asking this?

Because you have got gonorrhea, Payal.

And the chances of this happening are
higher when you have multiple partners.

So I request you to tell
me everything clearly.

So tell me.

One partner or more?

More.

How many more?

One, two, four, ten?

Or even more than that?

How many times did
you have sex last week?

Four times.

All four times with different people?

Look, doctor...

I have prescribed a lubricant.

Use it before having sex.

And don't have sex without a condom.

This is a course of
two weeks of medication.

Alright.

Thank you, doctor.

So... when should I
come back for a follow-up?

There's no need to come now.

Not everyone gets what they want.

Not everyone is that lucky.

It wasn't my dream to grow up
and become this.

Sir is calling you.

Sir?!?

Look, the company has decided to
cancel your newspaper sponsorship.

The thing is no one reads these
newspapers these days.

It's not relevant anymore.

Is that so?

And what is the relevance
of your tobacco?

Let's understand that too.

Wow.

You have done a great job.

You made my work easy.

I'll call Mr. Kulshrestha right now
and stop your funding.

Alright?

Thank you.

- Manoj.
- Yes, Sir.

- Get out.
- Yes, Sir. Yes.

It seems that my joke has upset you.

How can I dare to feel
bad about what you say?

I am just a tobacco guy.

Sorry, Sir.

A great journalist like
you is calling me Sir?

I am really very ashamed, Sir.

I don't know how this
nonsense came out of my mouth.

I will control my tongue,
Sir. I will control it.

And I will slog day and night and double
the circulation of my newspaper too.

Sir, I won't give you
any chance to complain.

What happened, Sir?

I couldn't control my anger, Manoj.

I just had this much sense that I
shouldn't insult him in front of you.

That's why I sent you out.

But as soon as you left,

I insulted him.

Dinkar Bagla doesn't compromise
his principles for money.

I told him that.

What are you saying, Sir?

Directly on this face?

What didn't I say, Manoj?

I can't utter those words
in front of you.

I understand, Sir.

Sir, but will he give us funds now?

Manoj, newspapers run
with passion not funds.

- Passion.
- Passion.

Hide it. Why are you flaunting it?

What do I do? I am sweating profusely.

Mom.

Make some tea.

Tea at dinner time?

No... actually... I...

Now how long can someone stay alone
and how much TV can a person watch?

I told her to come over once she was
done with her household chores

We'll chat.

Ever since she has come
she has been in the kitchen.

I'll go freshen up.

Tea.

It's strong.

Just like you.

It is looking very nice.

Without drinking it?

Taste it first.

Now tell me.

Never in my life have I tasted
tea like this.

What are you marking here?

Nothing.

Just like that.

Something big is about to happen.

That's why you've been counting days.

No, no... I just have
the... habit of doing that.

Now, what can anyone do if someone
doesn't want to tell them something?

Sanjay Dutt?

Ajay Devgan.

Oh!

So this is the secret of your strength?

- Let's see how heavy this is.
- Be careful!

- Hold it!
- Oh no.

You couldn't even handle this?

- Next station is your stop, right?
- Yes.

He is there. I went there.

- Side, please.
- Where is the place to move?

Come. Sit.

So? Doctor aka medical representative.

How's your business?

Not as great as yours.

I am not in the business of giving fake

medicines to doctors to
make an extra few bucks.

So my margin is a little low.

Yes, my medicines might be fake.

But at least, I am not a fake doctor.

Who is a fake doctor?

Well, brother...

One shouldn't take medical
representatives seriously.

They spend most of their lives
traveling in trains.

They hardly get to spend any time
with their wives so

they spill their negativity here.

Well, brother, at least I have a wife.

Unlike some people,
whose' have ran away.

And else must she do?

Which wife would feel comfortable in
being touched by the same hands

that fondle other peoples
private parts everyday.

We are MR's but we are bad.

But the people who hide their truth

and tell their families that
they are an MR, they are right?

Yes. I hide my truth.

Not everyone gets what they want.

It wasn't my dream to
become this when I grow up.

Do you want to use the bathroom?

Why do I need to go to the bathroom?

I do it on my bed.

Without using my hands.

Hey!

Hands are the best.

And fast too. Do you understand?

So do you do it everyday?

At least ten times.

- What nonsense.
- Is that so?

Mom is here! Turn it off quickly.

Damn.

Go! Go!

- Hello, Aunt.
- Greetings, Aunt.

- Greetings, boys.
- Greetings.

- Sooraj.
- Yes.

Give this passbook to your dad.

- Okay.
- Change first.

May I speak now?

That Reporter from Agra...

Your sting reporter.

He is asking for double
money for the article this time.

Should I give him?

That scoundrel is not
worth even two pennies.

He will ask me for double money?

I can create five like
him overnight. Overnight.

Alright.

I will tell him that you
are creating others.

He should give his
article to someone else.

No. Damn it!

Throw the money on the scoundrel's face.

I will deal with him later.

Dad, I have given the
passbook to Uncle Palewaal.

- I am leaving. Bye.
- Son.

- Yes, dad. Bye.
- No.

Come here.

I want to tell you about
our heritage today.

Damn it.

This press that my
father passed on to me.

And one day, I will leave this for you.

Dad, you have told
me all this earlier too.

Come.

Hello, sir.

Manoj, what happened
to the Mathura story?

Sir, we are working on that.

And this is the place, son.

Where we print the truth.

And one day the weight of this truth

will be on your shoulders.

Dad, please...

Okay. What should I do? I get emotional.

By the way, I think every Saturday...

you should start coming here.

Well, dad, nowadays everyone
watches the news on TV.

No one reads these newspapers.

In fact, I feel that... you should also

shut down all this and
start something new.

You have showed your petty mindset.

You've stooped down to
your level, haven't you?

What would you know about
the power of print media?

Every word printed in the newspaper
stays in this Universe forever and ever.

We will die. Our existence
will be erased but that word...

will remain right here.

Okay, dad. May I go?

Son, this TV is only capable
of Hoo-Ha not news.

Watch. TV will become the centre
of abuse and insult one day.

Shoes will be hurled in these
studios one day.

TV.

Take off your pants and lie down there.

But when the problem is with
her then why should I lie down?

But the child will come from
you son, won't it?

Yes, but...

Examining one person for
another's treatment.

I have never heard of this.

But by doing, taking a few pills,
if you are able to conceive a baby

even then you won't do it?

Women have the XX chromosome.

And men have XY.

When the sperm meets the ovum,
its X or Y

becomes an egg after
meeting with ovum's X.

Egg means your baby.

Mom and dad both contribute towards it.

I can explain in
more detail if you want.

You promised.

Let's go, doctor.

Chaina.

- Chaina.
- Yes, ma'am?

What happened, ma'am?

What will happen? Nothing.

Wash this separately.

And this too

Thank you.

Ma'am, may I say something?

Yes. Tell me quickly.

There is a very famous
doctor called Doctor Arora.

A lot of famous people go to him.

If you agree then I can take you to him.

Then if you find it okay,
you make take Sir and...

You are being very talkative.

- Do your work.
- Yes.

Go.

Is there going to be an encounter here?

She is the SP's wife.

She has a lot of fire inside her too.

A few she can slay by herself.

Wait here.

Come, ma'am.

What can I do for you, ma'am?

Will you have tea?

- Or should I order a Limca?
- Make sure no one disturbs me.

Sure, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

This is Doctor Arora.
And, doctor, this is my ma'am.

I told you the other day.

May I ask why I was asked
to come to a saree shop?

Because it's convenient
for me to come here

and no one will suspect anything either.

Look, I make house-calls
too. I don't have any problem.

I handle high-profile cases.

This saree shop is no place to meet.

Then what do you expect?

A doctor like you should come to my
house so that people can gossip?

Then you and your husband
can come to my clinic.

So you want that SP Tomar

should come to your clinic
or whatever it is that you run.

Pray to god that such
a day does not come.

Because when that day comes,
the reason will be something else.

No one should find
out about this meeting.

You understand me, don't you?

And I have come here myself.

That is a very big deal.

Whether it's a saree shop or a cemetery.

You wanted to meet me, ma'am.

It is your need not mine.

The doctor is a little strict in nature.

You are a very rude person.

Do you even know who you are talking to?

I know, ma'am.

You are a very influential person.

And I am a very small man.

But the thing is that I don't
need anything from you.

I am a doctor.

And I want to give my time to those
patients who value my treatment.

You may leave.

I will leave from
here after five minutes.

If you are seen with a man like
me then you will be disgraced.

He talks to everyone like this.

Singhada.

Find out a patient's number.

Payal.

She came to the Madhopur
clinic last week.

Yes, the pretty one.

Yes, the one who wore jeans.

Ma'am...

Ma'am, you know all good
doctors are a bit difficult.

Shut up and get in the car.

It seems that she has been trained too

to become Mrs SP.

Who? Our Madam Mithila.

Our SP Sir calls her Mithu
affectionately. Parrot.

If your nonsense is finished
then will you show us something?

Why are you getting angry? Take a look.

We'll meet directly at the
bus station tomorrow. Okay?

Shall we go?

What? Savita said you might not come.

Please, Vaishali.
Don't cancel at last minute.

Move.

You have both started again.

Give it here. Give it to me.

- No, please!
- Give it to me.

Let it go. I'll slap you.

Go to your rooms.

Didn't you go for a walk today?

Actually... Mr Mishra had some work.

Doctor asked you to go
for a walk, not Mr Mishra.

Come in.

So, you finally decided
to come here today.

Actually... I have come for that
almond milk you promised.

Yes. I'll get it.

- Putul.
- Yes.

This is for you.

Thank you.

Well, I won't be able to
finish it all alone.

You'll share it with me, won't you?

I'll get your almond milk.

Almond milk.

Wow... you seem like a
different person today.

Give me.

You held my hand?

How could you grab my hand?

You call Sanjay your brother, don't you?

I am your sister-in-law, aren't I?

And you just grabbed my hand today.

How dare you?

What do you think I am?

Sister-in-law... you are
misunderstanding me...

Yes I misunderstood you.

I thought you are not like other men.

You turned out to be exactly like them.

You see all women with the
same gaze, don't you?

I laughed and joked a little with you,

so will you come inside, shut
the door and grab my hand?

What... what are you saying?

Sister-in-law, you are
accusing me wrongly.

I won't spend another
moment in this house...

where I have to hear all this.

You have been unfair today.

Enough.

And also.

Don't tell my mother.

Debu.

Headache. Headache.

Will it get better by banging
your head on the wall?

Come along. I'll give you medicine.

I have had enough medicines, mom.

Greetings.

Sign here.

Keys.

Sir, there is a parcel for you.

You still have to pay
thirty-two rupees and fifty paise.

Don't tell me all this.
Do you understand?

Give me.

It seems like all the damn miracles are
happening through the saray back gate.

I have been sitting here
and counting since morning.

Hundred ladies went
inside in the morning.

This one in the veil makes
it one hundred and one.

Tell me something, dude.

What is it?
That this Baba is distributing inside.

Look, doctor.

Babaji's health is the
Welfare Trust's health.

Babaji's followers come here
from far and beyond.

They have a lot of
expectations from him.

Private meetings with
Babaji is our USP.

Look, I will treat him.

I don't need to know
anything more than this.

Let's go.

Do you see this, doctor?
All this work is yet to be done.

And all these ladies only
want one thing.

Do anything but get the Babaji ready for
performance. Please, doctor.

Let's go.

See. Isn't this garland beautiful?

When will it happen?

Patience... Patience is a virtue.

Let's go.