[ Birds chirping ]
-My darling.
I love you more
than you can imagine.
You deserve endless happiness
and infinite love.
And that's why you deserve...
the fastest 5G network
in America,
with no hidden fees
and a free NorvaCom XP4 phone.
-It's time you got engaged
to Lumezza Wireless.
-And cut!
Cut it.
-[ Bell rings ]
-Reset!
-It's a cut.
Uh, good job, Frank.
Rene, that's beautiful work.
Let's go to the fifteens.
Yes.
-Uh, it was a little low.
-I'm sorry. What?
-The phone.
They were just wanting
to get one
where the phone is
a little higher in frame.
-Higher?
It's gonna be a cutaway,
so just tell him it'll be fine.
-Um, just real quick.
-So if we could just do
one more
where it's a little higher...
-Going again!
-Going again!
-[ Bell rings ]
-Oh, thanks.
-See ya, Anna.
Hey.
Decent day.
Right?
-Yeah.
-We're going up to the cabin
this weekend.
Did I tell you that?
-No. Uh...
-Lisa. Lisa and I.
We're going --
going up to the cabin.
-Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh.
-Yeah.
-How, uh, how are things
with you and Lisa?
-Lisa's planning
a big hike for "Sunurday" --
Saturday or Sunday.
-Oh. Uh-huh.
-She's going by herself
up into the mountains all alone,
which I keep telling her,
"Lisa. Lisa.
It just sounds dangerous."
-Okay.
-It's also supposed
to snow up there,
which feels even more dangerous.
-Oh. Oh.
-Well, I should get going.
But you did a great job today,
and I really value
our friendship.
-Okay, well, see ya, Dan.
-Hello.
-Have a good weekend.
-Oh. Yeah. It's gonna be fine.
-No. Not you.
It's me.
We, uh,
we still good for tomorrow?
-Uh, yeah, I'll be there.
-You got the, uh...
you know,
whatever you need for...
-I got it.
-Okay. Alright. Great.
I'll see you in, uh...
-Hey. Afterwards...
Do you think we could take
the boat out?
-What?
-'Cause we're gonna
be up there.
Maybe we could take
the boat out for fun.
-No! No!
Obviously not.
-Okay, yeah.
-Tomorrow, noon.
Don't be late.
Lisa and I are going up
to the cabin this weekend.
-Oh, f*ck.
You see how many f*cking
blueberries are in this yogurt?
-Yeah.
-You know, everything
is just so damn sweet
these days.
The whole country's
going to hell.
-Sorry about that, Dad.
-Jesus.
-If there are any new
details...
-So Lisa is planning
this big hike for Saturday.
Yeah, she's going up into
the mountains all by herself.
I keep telling her it's very,
very dangerous.
But...
-Lisa? Is she still with you?
I thought you f*cked that up.
-No. We're fine.
I just thought it would be
nice to relax.
-Relax? For what?
-Yes.
-From playing make-believe
with your Hollywood pedophiles?
Or maybe relax
from asking me for money.
-Okay. [ Sighs ]
-Relax from that.
I mean, you know,
you and your whole generation,
you got to have
everything handed to you.
You got to cry
when you don't get a trophy.
But you're not ready
to bleed for it.
What you all need is a good w*r.
-Yeah, I hear that about w*r.
That it's good.
-Yeah.
It made a man out of me.
Men are not born, Daniel.
They're made.
They're forged in a furnace
of pain and suffering,
hardened by glorious battle.
-Okay, Mr. Burton.
-Oh, f*ck off, Kevin!
-Sorry, Kevin.
-Christ.
He's trying to poison me.
-Ahh.
-I should have died
over there in combat.
Not here. Not like this.
This...
-Well, I should get going.
-Dan, I wish a w*r upon you.
-I know you do, Dad.
-I said f*ck off, Kevin!
[ R&B music playing
on car stereo ]
[ Music stops ]
-Hey, Dan!
-Hey!
Hey, Rachel.
-Happy hunting.
-Hey.
-[ British accent ] Hi.
-Are you ready
for some hiking?
-What the hell are you talking
about? I'm not hiking.
You always park so close
to the bushes.
-[ Sighs ]
-[ Car door opens, closes ]
[ Dehd's "Bad Love" playing ]
-I was a bad love
Now I can get some
I got a heart full of
I got a heart full
of re-re-redemption
I was a bad love
Now I can get some
I got a heart full of
I got a heart full
of re-re-redemption
Yeah, now run, baby, run
Run from the bad love
New love, baby, come on,
honey, give me some
Run, baby, run,
run from the bad love
-Why?!
-New love, baby, come on,
honey, give me some
Run, baby, run,
run from the bad love
New love, baby, come on,
honey, give me some
Run, baby, run --
-Oh, I like that.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
-Can you not eat another
protein bar on the way up?
Because I want to make
you dinner,
and I don't want you to be full.
-Aw.
I like it
when you tell me what to do.
How's your dad?
-He's fine.
[ Clears throat ] Same.
Loves you.
-[ Laughs ]
-Utterly embarrassed
by my existence.
Is that the new play?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
How is it?
-Yeah, it's good.
-Horse!
Sorry.
What were you saying?
-It's fine.
-Yeah? Well, I'm certain
you will get the part.
-Thank you.
I don't know, though,
because the director's kind of
a pretentious as*h*le, you know?
-[ Chuckles ]
Sort of part
of our job description.
-Yeah.
He's a theater director, though.
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing.
-What? Because I direct films,
I'm not as good...
Are you saying films aren't art?
-No, obviously,
films can be art.
-Oh, so you're saying
my films aren't art.
-No, I'm saying
you don't direct films.
-I have.
-Yeah.
You directed one
eight years ago,
but now you direct pop-up ads.
-O-kay!
-What?
-Those pop-up ads --
which is not exactly
what they are, by the way --
paid off our Visa bill.
-That you ran up.
-Supporting you.
-Okay. Wow.
-And your noble work in
the theater.
-Okay.
-Not Broadway, mind you.
-Alright.
-Off-season...
-Alright. Easy.
-Catskills...
jukebox musicals.
-Can we not?
-Which gives you
the artistic high ground of a...
-Can we not?
-Something low.
-Can we not?
-A submarine!
-Can we please, Jesus,
just pretend to be happy
for one weekend and we can just
f*cking pretend?
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Please, ah!
-Yes. Yes.
Yes.
-I wasn't even trying
to insult you.
I was trying to insult
this f*cking guy.
If it makes you feel any better,
I think you're
an amazing director.
-We both know that's bullshit.
[ Both laugh ]
Horse!
-Can you get the groceries,
please?
-Yeah.
-Where's the key?
-It's right where you're
reaching, on top of the door.
-No, it's not.
-It is.
Do you want me to help you?
-No, I got it.
-Okay.
-Hey, I found it.
-Alright.
-Ahh.
It's wine o'clock,
m*therf*cker.
Ha ha ha!
Ha. I have fun.
Alright.
[ Betty Harris' "Trouble
with My Lover" playing ]
-Sometimes I get lonesome
Sometime
I get a little blue
He got me walking around
in circles
And after that,
I don't know what to do
What good is a love
You can't have it
when you want it
What good is a love, yeah
If you can't own it
Love can be so good
And love can be so cruel
Love can make you happy
-Yes, please.
-Ooh, yeah
Make you blow your cool
But when he puts his arms
around me
Way in the little old dark
You know he fill me up
with a kind of delight
Ooh, the man's alright
-f*cking mice.
-Trouble with my lover
I'm in a world of trouble
-Trouble
Trouble with my lover
-I'm in a world of trouble
-Trouble
-I feel so helpless
I can't help myself
I wished I believe
Oh, yeah
This man I love
-Seems like a tablespoon.
Okay, I think we're good.
Oh, hey,
have you seen my sweater?
-Uh...which one?
-Which one?
The one that I always wear here.
The winter one. It's blue.
It has the decorative snowflakes
on it.
-Have you checked the closet?
-The closet
where we keep the clothes?
Yes, I checked the closet.
-Well, I haven't seen it.
-Oh.
Can you not crush the garlic?
It needs to be sliced.
-[ Snorts ] Yes, chef!
-Okay.
I'm just --
I'm trying to follow the recipe,
and it says
thinly sliced garlic.
-Oh, does it?
Okay. My God.
-Okay, you know what? I'm trying
to make it nice for you.
-Well, then be nice.
-I'm being nice to you.
-Are you? You're screaming at me
about garlic.
Garlic's garlic, mate.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Just shut it down.
Get back to --
What were you doing?
Something.
[ Sighs ]
[ Soft jazz music
playing on stereo ]
-So bendy.
That's so fibrous.
f*ck me.
-For crying out loud.
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Just grab it.
-It's not ready.
Gosh darn it to heck!
Okay. Thank you, Lisa.
-Sorry. Sorry.
-Thank you. Yeah.
You're good.
Why don't you go take a bath?
Why don't you go take
a 5-hour bath?
Hey.
-Hey.
-How is it?
-Oh, yeah. It's good.
It's really good.
-Great.
I picked these cuts out
specifically.
And those peppercorns, you can't
get them on the East Coast.
I had to order them
two weeks in advance from Ohio.
-You ordered
rare peppercorns from Ohio?
-I did. I just...
I wanted this meal
to be really special.
-Why?
-There's no why.
I just wanted to cook you
your favorite food,
give you
a really nice experience.
-Steak's not my favorite food.
-It isn't?
-Nope.
-But you eat steak
all the time.
-I like steak. Absolutely.
It's not my favorite.
-Okay.
And what is your favorite food?
-Ceviche.
-Ceviche? Ceviche?
-Ceviche.
-The fish in citrus?
-Yeah.
-Funny.
I've never seen you
once order ceviche.
Never have we been
at a restaurant
and you said, [British accent]
"Do you have ceviche?
Excuse me.
Do you have ceviche?
I'll start with that."
-That's because
I only order it, darling,
if the restaurant does it well.
-[ Normal voice ] I see.
What restaurants do it well?
-Peruvian ones, usually,
but any South American place.
-That guy
from your acting class,
what's his --
What's his name again?
Uh, help me.
-Who?
-The swarthy one.
-Oh! Dario?
-Dario!
-Uh-huh.
-That's it. Yeah.
Isn't that guy from Peru?
-I don't know.
What's that got to do
with anything?
-Nothing.
I was changing the subject.
-Oh. Okay.
-How's that thing
you guys are writing together?
-Oh. It's good. Yeah.
I think it's good.
-That's great.
-Yeah.
-Smart to write
your own material, I think.
It's really smart.
-Thank you.
-Yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
So that's a triple word score.
-Zek?
What the f*ck is a zek?
-Zek is an approved word
in the Scrabble dictionary.
-Yeah,
I'm gonna challenge that.
-Oh, are you? Okay.
-f*cking zek.
Damn it.
-What?
-You know what.
-What happened?
You can say it.
It's okay.
-Uhh.
-So that is...
Wow!
That's 28 points.
-This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
You just memorize short,
stupid Scrabble words.
I mean, what -- what is this?
Qin?
-"Kwin."
-You don't know what qin means.
-I don't have to know
what it means.
That's -- That's not the rules.
-Oh, yeah, but it's not fun.
Is it?
-You qin some, you lose some.
-Ohh.
-I was joking around.
Oh, come on.
We used to joke like this a lot.
-I'm going to bed.
-Lis...
Don't do this.
Please don't do this.
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Rain falling ]
-I thought Bronwyn was
insane in that scene.
-Well, no, I'm glad that she
didn't kiss her or anything.
I'm glad that Heather was like,
"f*ck you."
-It's risky doing this thing.
And when you take chances,
you can fall.
And then you have to decide
to get up or stay down.
-And it's like, "Sweetie,
you're on a reality show.
This is who these people are."
-This is the wire
you walk on up there.
-Someone's
sad sack of a husband.
-So simple. You're here,
then you're not.
The real benefit is
if you don't have to suffer.
[ Thunder crashes ]
-It's just...
-Do not not bring Heather --
-...without you knowing it...
[ Bird squawking ]
-What gives you the right?
Why, the future
of our little town, of course.
The house is not for sale,
mayor.
My future or yours, James?
The lights fade.
Oh, Mayor Thompson.
I wasn't aware we had
an appointment.
Complication?
What do you mean?
[ Talking faintly in distance ]
Don't pretend to care about
my father's legacy.
I cared for him, cared for him.
-[ Floorboards creak ]
-And I care about you.
The vultures are circling
already on him.
Oh, does he now?
He has no right
to pry into our affairs.
What gives --
What gives him --
What gives you the right?
What? What?
What gives you the right?
What?
What gives you the right?
What gives you the right?
What gives you the right, Dan?
Ah!
-[ Taser crackling ]
-[ Growling ]
-[ Groaning ]
[ Crackling continues ]
-Ew.
-[ Crackling stops ]
Mm-kay.
Wakey, wakey.
-Did you pee on me?
-What? No.
Dan, you peed on yourself.
-What the f*ck is going on?
-Uh, not much.
Just having a cup of tea
and wondering
what this was for.
-That's cleaning fluid.
-Mm.
It smells pretty strong.
-Mm-hmm.
It is strong. It's very strong.
Because that window is filthy.
And so I thought that I would...
-Knock it unconscious?
-Yeah.
Wait. No. What? What?
Unconscious?
What are you f*cking
talking about?
-I was also curious about these.
-Those are supplies.
Those are my --
Those are my supplies for stuff.
This place is falling apart.
-And what about the rocks
in the boat?
What are they for?
-My boat rocks?
I was collecting them for --
-I saw you, you dumbass!
-Okay. What is going on?
What are you doing?
Why do you have a taser, Lisa?!
Lisa, let me go!
Lisa, let me go!
[ Grunting ]
Ahh!
f*ck you. Yah!
[ Laughs ]
Ha ha ha!
God damn it!
Oh! Oh!
Okay. Alright. Really?
Really cute. Hey, hey.
Let's take --
Let's act like adults
and have a conversation.
Okay? You don't even know
how to use that thing.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey!
Hey! Enough!
Lisa, enough! Lisa! Stop it!
-I think you were gonna
knock me unconscious,
strangle me with that,
take me out to the boat,
tie me to the bag of rocks
you hid in there,
sink me to the bottom
of the lake.
Am I close?
The only thing I don't know
is what this guy is for.
What's the saw for, Dan?
-I don't know what
the hell you're talking about.
And I think -- Okay, okay.
Hey, hey.
Okay.
Bodies can float.
They can resurface
if you don't...
cut them up.
-You were gonna cut me up?
As if.
You can't even touch raw meat.
-[ Sighs ]
-Then what?
You were just gonna tell people
that I just wandered off into
the woods and never came back?
f*ck, you're really dumb.
You're the dumbest person
on Earth.
Why do you want to k*ll
me anyway?
What sick reason do you have?
-Why do you f*cking think,
Miss Ceviche?
-When did you find out?
-I saw you.
Want a little tip?
If you don't want to
get caught cheating,
maybe don't f*ck a Peruvian
at a party
that your husband is also at.
-You were gonna k*ll
and dismember me
because I slept
with someone else?
Dan...
you haven't touched me
in two years.
The last time we had sex,
we didn't even have sex.
We just jerked off next
to each other.
-'Cause all you do
is f*cking criticize me!
You make me feel so small.
Like I'm nothing.
Do you think
that I need help with that?
Do you think that every day
I don't wake up feeling
like a piece of sh*t?
And everything sounds so mean
in your stupid f*cking accent.
It's like British crossed
with the devil.
I wanted a wife,
not to be married to my mother.
-And I wanted a man,
not some 40-year-old toddler.
I wanted someone responsible
who had their sh*t together.
I thought marrying
someone 10 years older,
they'd be f*cking mature.
But, no, I'm stuck with
a giant sh1tting baby.
How'd you like that
in my accent?
f*ck! You are so pathetic.
-I'm gonna f*cking...
-You are pathetic
and your plan sucks!
My plan, on the other hand...
magnifico.
-And what was your plan?
-Not was, bloody is.
-Hunting?
-Yes, I know.
I'm begging him not to,
but he's so excited about it.
He insists on us doing it
to help us, like, bond.
-Oh, my God, that is so Dan.
I mean, why would he think
you'd be into that?
-I don't know.
You know how much I hate g*ns.
So dangerous.
Anything could happen.
-Hey!
-Aah! f*cking Christ!
-Just a few more leaves,
then I'm done.
-Okay. Thanks, Henry.
I'll PayPal you.
-Thank you.
-Okay. See ya.
-Oh.
Okay.
Bye.
-Henry.
He went to Dan's
high school and prison.
Yeah.
Anyway, Dan helps him out.
We pay him to do
chores and stuff.b
[ Both laugh ]
-Oh, my God,
this is such an amazing house.
I have no idea
why you'd want to move.
-Yeah. You know,
just time for a change.
-Leave me alone
-Hey, Dan.
-Hey. Hey, Rachel.
-Happy hunting.
Pew, pew!
-I didn't want to go.
I kept telling you,
hunting was a crazy idea.
Everyone knows
how much I hate g*ns.
Everything was fine
until it started getting dark.
I went for a walk.
And I guess the safety must
not have been on.
Because suddenly I tripped...
...and your head splattered
all over the place.
-What the f*ck?
Your big plan is
to just sh**t me?
That is honestly so f*cked up.
-You just tried to k*ll me!
-Yes,
but I was being nice about it.
-By -- By strangling me.
-After cooking you
a lovely meal.
-Oh, okay.
-And you wouldn't
have felt anything.
You would have been unconscious.
The only thing you would have
felt is the rush of euphoria
that accompanies
cerebral hypoxia,
which I know about
because I did research.
Because I am considerate.
-Yeah,
you're real considerate.
I'm feeling real
turned on right now.
Should we renew our vows?
f*cking do it on the table?
-Okay, you know what?
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Your plan's never gonna work.
-And why's that?
-Because, Lisa...
you...are
a terrible f*cking actress.
-f*ck you.
-You're rigid,
you lack presence,
and you're too f*cking big.
-f*ck you.
-You know it's true.
And the cops are never
gonna buy your bullshit.
Because they're gonna see
exactly what I've seen
for the past seven years.
Somebody just pretending
to care.
-Ha ha.
[ Laughing ]
Like you can do any better.
-[ Crying ]
-What's happening?
-[ Sniffles ]
I don't know what happened.
She should have been back
by now.
I told her it was too dangerous.
Can you please do something?
Can you please --
Can you please help?
-You have to call somebody.
Please. Quick!
He's still breathing.
-Look, she's not just gone.
I refuse to accept that.
-Oh, my God,
there's so much blood.
-Oh, Lisa!
Oh, my sweet and beautiful Lisa.
-Stay with me, Dan!
Don't walk into the light!
-Oh, heaven has another angel.
-You have so much life
to live.
-Oh, God.
-Don't go. Don't go.
-Oh, God, come down from heaven
and save her!
-Heaven isn't ready for you!
-[ Sobbing ] Oh, God!
Oh, God!
She was so beautiful in life.
I can only hope in death,
her beauty survived!
-Come on, come on.
-Oh, no.
[ Laughing ]
Oh, yeah, baby!
-Damn it!
-Like Benedict f*cking c*m--
f*ck! Ow!
-You know what?
-Ow!
-Maybe the g*n went off
inside the house.
-Okay. Hey, let's --
let's just talk about this.
-I'm done talking.
It's time to say goodbye.
-No, Lisa...
it's hammer time.
-What?
-I'm saying...
it's hammer time.
-What are you talking about?
-I'm just saying...
it's hammer time.
Now.
Now. Now!
Now is hammer time.
Now! For f*ck's sake, Henry!
Hit her with the hammer!
-Oh!
-Sorry, that was so unclear.
-Where the f*ck have you been?
-It's hammer time!
Whoo! Aah!
-[ Bell dings ]
-Why did you want to meet
here?
-It's a theme park.
It's fun.
-It's loud!
-Exactly. It's less suspicious.
-Jesus f*cking Christ, man.
-Also, I think there's
a dance show later.
-I don't give a sh*t, Henry.
-Hey, don't be rude.
You're the one who needs me.
Don't forget that.
-Yeah, I know.
Just -- Just for the later part.
That's the bit that I...
-Man, that's the easy part.
You know, I'm more than happy to
take care of the...
-No.
I have to do that.
-Alright.
Now, about my compensation...
-She's insured for $100,000.
You get half.
-Yeah.
But, like...
[ Clears throat ]
In addition,
I would also
like for us to hang out more.
-Okay, okay. Okay, man.
Sure.
-And...I'd like to have it
in writing.
-You'd like to have it
in writing?
-Yeah.
-You'd like
to have a written document
on how we're going
to m*rder my wife?
-I...would.
-I'm not having this f*cking
conversation, Henry.
Be there on time!
-You're lucky
I'll be there at all.
I got sh*t to do, man.
[ Children's music playing ]
-Everybody dance!
-Wakey, wakey.
-[ Groans ]
f*ck!
-My turn to ask
some questions.
-Oh.
-Don't waste your strength.
I think you'll find
that tape is quite --
God damn it! Hey! Stop!
Henry, grab her!
-Stop! Seriously, stop!
-What the f*ck is he doing here?
-Wrap her up!
-f*ck! Get off me!
f*cking Gronk!
Oh, I knew you didn't have
the ba*ls to do this yourself.
You have to get Henry to do it.
f*cking Henry!
-Hey!
Don't not be nice.
And for your information,
he does have the ba*ls.
He's the one doing the k*lling.
-That's enough.
-I'm only doing
the second part
because blood makes
Dan uncomfortable.
-Henry.
What reason could you possibly
have for wanting to k*ll me?
-You f*cking kidding me?
-I knew it.
You can't even think
of a single --
-You're controlling.
You're weak, you're insecure.
You pushed me to quit my job
where I was making real money
so I could focus on acting,
and you didn't even
f*cking help me do that.
You didn't even give me
a tiny role in your movie.
Did you? No.
You could have.
You lost all our money, Dan.
You lost the car.
You lost the house.
You lost f*cking everything.
All I wanted was to be loved
and supported.
But instead, you f*cked both
of our futures up.
Now, even if I divorce you, I'll
never get away from the debt.
-[ Snaps fingers ]
There it is.
The insurance money.
-Yeah, Dan,
that's the only reason.
The money.
-Right.
You k*ll me and...
-I'm finally free.
-Well, that's weird.
-What is weird?
-Nothing.
-Nah, man.
The insurance money is
coincidence.
-Shut up, Henry.
-That's why we're k*lling you.
-Henry, stop talking.
-Huh.
Dario, huh?
-Yeah, well...two birds.
-I'm getting half, 50 thou.
I'm gonna buy an RV.
-Wait. What?
-Shut up, Henry!
-Hey, Henry! Wait!
-Hey, enough.
-Wait!
-Enough. You shut up!
And you shut your mouth!
You shut up!
You shut your mouth!
-Henry! Henry! Henry!
The policy is for a mill--
-Okay. Okay.
Okay. I did it, and...
Yep, it's happening now.
And it's different than
how I thought...
Oh, boy. It'll be over soon.
-Dan.
-Yes.
-Take the bag off.
-What the f*ck are you doing?
Henry!
-Take it off.
Let her talk.
-Henry, I'm in the middle
of something right now.
-Do it!
-Fine. Is that what you want?
Are you happy?
-[ Gasping, coughing ]
Henry.
Henry, listen to me.
The policy is for
a million...dollars
[ Gasps ]
-You lied to me?
-No. Absolutely not.
You misheard me.
-Yeah, he lied to you,
but I will give you half.
-Oh, f*ck you.
-Yep, 500 grand.
-500 grand.
-You just sh**t him
in the f*cking face!
-Alright.
Henry, just sh**t her.
sh**t her!
-750?
-All of it.
-All of it?
-I will give you $1 million.
-Well, now you know she's lying.
Henry, sh**t her in the head,
and then we'll take
the boat out!
-With fishing?
-With fishing.
-The boat -- The boat.
-I...
I will set you up
with one of my friends.
-Rachel?
-Yeah. Rachel. Yes.
-For f*ck's sake.
-She likes you.
-[ Yells ]
-Aah!
-You're not my buddy!
You lied.
-Give me the g*n,
you f*cking psycho!
-You never wanted to be
my friend.
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ Dion & The Belmonts' "I Wonder
Why" playing on jukebox ]
-I wonder why
I love you like I do
[ Both grunting ]
-Grow up! f*ck!
[ Spitting ]
-[ Screams ]
-Okay, guys...
[ Inhales deeply ]
I think we all --
-[ g*nsh*t ]
-[ Ringing in ears ]
-I wonder why
I love you like I do
-[ Gurgling ]
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God.
-Jesus Christ!
-Oh, my God.
-What did you do?
-What did I do?
-You pulled the trigger.
-You were holding
the f*cking barrel.
-Oh, can you just for once admit
when you're wrong?
-I am not wrong.
I was holding the g*n like this.
-Yeah.
-Wah wah wah,
wah-wah-wah!
-[ Grunting ]
-Ah! God damn it!
Oof!
-[ Knife clangs ]
Ah!
[ r*fle c*ck ]
-Okay. Okay.
-[ Breathing heavily ]
[ r*fle clicks ]
-[ Laughing ]
-Oh, sh*t!
-Aah!
-Aaaaaah!
My f*cking foot!
You stabbed my f*cking foot!
-Ha ha!
-Uhh!
[ Glass shatters ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
Aah! f*ck!
f*ck! [ Groans ]
f*ck you!
[ Grunts ]
-f*ck!
-[ Yells ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ People screaming ]
[ Banging on ceiling ]
[ Wood creaking ]
-[ Coughing ]
-Oh! Ow ow ow ow!
[ Spitting ]
-That's your favorite movie?
[ Dogs barking in distance ]
-[ Gasps ]
[ Knock on door ]
-Rock.
Oh!
-Ahh.
[ Thunder rumbling ]
-Cornflakes.
You want?
[ Boy speaks indistinctly
on television ]
-As the manhunt has
expanded further to the north,
police again are seeking
any information
as to the whereabouts
of Correctional Officer
Allegra Danvers
and two convicted K*llers,
Peter Jacob Hughes
and Todd James Templeton.
-What a dork.
Stupid f*cking hat.
-Yes. [ Moaning ]
Ah! Oh!
Oh, God! Oh! Ah!
You savage! You dirty pig!
You dirty pig!
Who's my filthy little piggy?
And say you love me.
-Sure.
-Oh!
[ Moaning ]
-Penguins.
-So we stay here for a couple
of days till things mellow out.
Then we try to find a car.
-Dressed like this?
-This guy's clothes suck.
-I don't know.
I like a big wooly sweater.
It's kind of cozy.
[ Car approaching ]
-sh*t!
-Can you get the groceries,
please?
-I say we jump 'em.
-What if more people show up?
-Oh, boys.
-sh*t! f*ck me!
-Pete!
-Where's the key?
-It's right where you're
reaching, on top of the door.
-No, it's not.
-Hurry!
-It's wine o'clock,
m*therf*cker.
Ha ha ha!
[ Thunder rumbling,
rain falling ]
-[ Whispers ] Baby,
can't we just k*ll them?
-[ Whispers ] We lay low.
We ride it out.
Just be patient.
Where are you going?
-I have to pee.
-[ Whispers ] Here you go.
-Don't give her...
-Thanks, Toddy.
-You're welcome.
-You can't just hold it?
-I'm not gonna piss
in my pants.
I have dignity.
-[ Mockingly ]
I have dignity.
-[ Whistling ]
I'm bored.
I said I'm bored.
-Correct.
This is boring.
Be bored, honey.
-Let's, like, do something.
-What do you want to do?
You want to play charades?
-[ Normal voice ]
I'll play Charades.
-[ Normal voice ] Okay.
-[ Normal voice ]
I wasn't being...
-I'll go first.
-Movie.
Nose.
Scissors. Scissors.
-Two words, Todd.
-Nose. A heart.
Heart. Your heart.
Heart. Heart you?
Your sweater. Your heart.
Me. Me. Me.
Heart. Me heart.
Me! Me heart!
-[ Whispers ]
Shut the f*ck up!
It's her favorite movie.
-Nose.
-Shh! Hey,
there's another one coming.
-Rock your baby.
Pet your baby.
Um...
-This one's f*cking weird.
-"Babe"! Pig in the city!
-No.
-"Throw Momma from the Train."
-No!
-"Mommy Dearest."
"Harry Potter."
-No.
-Just shut up.
-He's almost got it, Pete.
You're being so discouraging.
-Why are you so discouraging?
-Shut the f*ck up!
-You shut the f*ck up!
[ g*nsh*t ]
[ Running footsteps ]
-Uhh!
-Oh, sh*t!
-"Mamma Mia"!
-Yes!
[ g*nsh*t ]
-[ Screaming ]
[ Banging ]
-Oh! Ow.
-That's your favorite movie?
Wakey, wakey.
-What the f*ck?
What the f*ck?
-What is on the steak?
-Huh?
-Is it some kind of
special pepper?
-Yeah.
Yeah. Yes.
-I told you.
It was pepper.
-You guessed it.
-Delicious. Mmm.
-It's very good, this pepper.
-It's from -- from Ohio.
-Oh! Go, Buckeyes!
-I'm sorry.
Um, who are you?
-I'm Pete.
That's Allegra.
-It's Italian.
Good afternoon.
-The big guy's Todd.
-You shot me in the a*s.
-Now,
normally in a conversation,
this is
where I'd ask for your names.
But in my experience, it's
better to keep you dehumanized.
So for now, let's call you...
-Ron and Hermione.
-Say again.
-Ron and Hermione.
-[ Inhales deeply ]
Ron...
Hermione, I hate to overstep,
but it seems like you
guys have some marital issues.
-[ Chuckles ]
-Who did this guy piss off?
-Oh. Him.
He did that.
-Excuse me.
We did that.
-He pulled the trigger.
-We discussed this.
I may have been holding
the barrel, but you came up --
-Ronald Weasley.
-He was try--
It was an accident.
-How did it feel?
It was pretty good. Right?
When the lights go out,
there's just nothing else there.
It's just...
There's just nothing.
That's it.
That's cool. Right?
-[ Sighs ]
What do you want?
-Fine. No small talk.
For the past seven years,
my colleague Todd
and I were wards of the state
until we were granted early
and unofficial parole.
Now --
-Because we're in love.
-What?
-Well,
if you're gonna tell the story,
don't skip out on the best part.
I was a corrections officer.
I helped him escape
because we're in love.
Isn't that right?
-Yeah.
Yeah, no, yeah.
We're in love.
Anyhow, our plan has bumped up
against a liquidity problem,
and what we require now is cash.
-My wallet is right upstairs.
You can...
-Believe it or not,
it did occur to us
to check your wallet and purse.
And we're very appreciative of
the 53 whole dollars we found.
-Okay,
but, um, there's another $200.
$200 in the, uh, ceramic pot
in the office upstairs.
Just take it.
Take it and go.
-My God.
-And we're not gonna say...
-Aren't you hospitable?
And if we were looking
to purchase a high-end blender,
why, we'd be well on our way.
But we require more than that.
Thoughts?
-[ Sighs ]
-We don't have anything else.
I swear to God,
we don't have anything.
-Ron, do you really expect
me to believe you spent
your last dime
on special pepper?
-He did. He does that.
He's bullshit with money.
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.
-We're broke because you
had to pretend you were rich.
-In our industry --
In our industry, it's important
to keep up appearances.
And so --
-It's not a thing.
-Can you not do this right now?
-Hey.
-What?
-Your purse had to be
Louis Vuitton.
-Large knife!
Large knife! Large knife!
-Honey.
Can I...
Can I take a stab at this?
I'll trade you.
Thank you.
Todd, circle up.
-Cool.
-Please. No, no, no, no, no,
please, please,
please, please, don't.
Oh, my God, please don't.
Please don't.
f*ck. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Whatever I did, I'm so sorry.
-Oh, f*cking relax!
You know what the worst part
about working in a prison is?
It's the night shift.
It's so boring.
Everybody's asleep.
There's no action,
there's no contraband searches,
and it's just quiet.
And so me and a couple of the
guards, we got together,
and we -- we got it in our minds
to, um, play
this really fun game.
-Honey.
-What?
-Can you...
-Why are you always
micromanaging me?
It's fun.
I want to have fun.
I'm having fun, too.
Anyway...
super easy to learn.
We just go
and grab a couple of guys
and we would drag them
out of their cells,
down to the laundry room
where it was nice and quiet,
and then draw this big circle
around them,
and then we would see
who could f*ck who first.
-No, no, no, no, no.
-And the winner would get
a pack of cigarettes.
And the loser, well,
the loser would just get f*cked.
-No.
No, I don't --
I don't want to.
-Of course you don't want to!
That's the whole point
is you don't wanna.
-If you don't want to play the
game, you don't have to play.
-Thank God.
-You just tell us
where your money's at.
-No, listen, please.
I'm not --
Okay.
-Unh-unh-unh.
-Oh. Right, I understand.
Sorry.
I understand.
I'm not lying to you.
Please.
I respect you, I respect you.
I wouldn't lie to you.
We don't have any money.
Please.
Please don't do this to me.
-Oh, my God.
You know you have
a fighting chance
because you got
a couple inches on him.
And the good news is,
Todd now has a handicap.
-Because you shot me
in the a*s.
-But the bad news is,
he's gotten really good
at playing this game.
-We don't have to do this.
Listen to me.
We don't have to do this.
We can think
of another solution.
Let's think of another way.
We'll all think of a way.
-Todd, honey, are you ready?
-Hold on.
-What the f*ck?
-Alright, let's go.
-Ron...
-I'm not ready.
I don't want to do it.
f*cking hold on, please.
Just wait.
Let's just stop doing this.
-On your marks.
-No! I said I'm not ready!
-Get set!
-Stop! Don't f*cking do this!
-Play ball!
-Oh, my God!
-[ Laughing ]
-I don't have any money!
I overdrew my account
months ago!
-[ Laughs ] What?
-Please, please, please.
-Ron, you're out of the circle!
-They never stay in the circle.
-Oh, f*ck.
Please, I'll do anything.
-It's gonna get messy.
[ Laughing ]
-[ Crying ] No, please.
Please, please, please, please,
please, please.
Aah!
-I want to watch your eyes
when it first goes in.
Oh, we got a wiggler.
We got a wiggler.
-Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up!
Why do you have that?
-What?
-That, uh, the movie poster.
Are you just a big fan
or something?
-It's my film.
I directed --
I directed it.
-You directed that?
-Yes.
-Dude,
are you f*cking with me?
-No, I swear to God, I'm not.
-You f*cking directed that?
-Yes.
-I love that movie!
-He loves that movie.
-You saw it?
-Oh, my God, I've seen it
multiple times.
-In the theater?
-No, I've been in prison.
What are you talking about?
On movie night.
-Movie night.
-We saw it together.
-Movie night.
-Oh, but, honey,
that's a good movie.
-You love that movie.
-That's a very f*cking
good movie.
-It's solid.
-You know, one thing
I did think,
at the end,
the main guy is kind of a p*ssy,
but you're rooting for him.
He should have sacrificed
himself.
-I know.
Producers wanted
a happy ending,
so I had to give them
what they wanted.
-Oh, no.
You wanted to do the...
-Yes.
-And they...
Oh!
It's your movie, not theirs.
You have to fight for that sh*t.
-I know.
-But seriously,
you got a real voice.
It's good stuff.
-Thank you.
-You know what I'm saying?
-I do. It means
a lot coming from you.
-Okay. Alright.
As you were.
-What? No! f*ck!
Oh, God. No, no, no!
Lisa, do something!
Lisa, do something!
-No.
-Please don't do this to me.
[ Groaning ] f*ck.
-What's the issue?
-Hold on.
-Oh, yeah. Here we go.
-No, no, no!
-[ Laughs ] Here we go.
-Oh, God, ohh!
-Give me a second.
Here we go.
Nah.
Sorry, guys.
-What the f*ck, Todd?
-Can we just get this
over with?
-No. No, no.
-Ah!
-[ Screams ]
-[ Panting ]
[ Crying ] f*ck! Please.
Please, please.
-Open your eyes.
Open your eyes!
Don't be rude.
Say goodbye to your wife.
-No, please don't.
-Say goodbye
to your f*cking wife!
Say goodbye.
-[ Softly ] Goodbye.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Okay, I have money.
I have money.
I have 50 grand.
I've been setting it aside.
There's a bank --
There's a bank in town.
When it opens, you can have it.
You can have all of it.
Just f*cking don't touch us,
either of us.
-Okay. Deal.
-Well, that wasn't so hard now,
was it?
-Again...big fan.
-[ Panting ]
[ Wind howling ]
-This marks the second year...
-G-- Eh!
-I have to...
I have to dig in it.
-Ah!
-In other news, a raccoon
by the name of Felix
has been seen all
over Southfield
on top of people's cars.
-Dan?
Dan.
How did we get here?
I was so in love with you.
When we found each other,
I thought, um...
...I thought...
we'd always be a team,
that we would take
on the world together,
that...
that we'd have a good life.
I don't know what happened.
It got so ugly.
And then, um...
...Dario.
I don't even know why I did it.
I think maybe I wanted to
get caught.
I think I wanted you
to fight for us.
I'm so sorry.
Whatever.
They're gonna k*ll us anyway.
-Okay.
Tomorrow we take her
to the bank,
get the money,
k*ll them both,
drive south,
find a spot to ditch the car,
cross the border.
-You're just gonna
ditch the car?
-Well, yeah.
Stolen car stuffed
with dead bodies, so...
-It's a really nice car,
and it could be helpful.
You don't care about that?
-Uh...
-You just --
You don't care
that that car has been nothing
but helpful to us in our escape?
Like, where's the respect
for that?
Where's the -- the basic level
of human decency?
-It's a Volvo.
What I'm saying is we
can get rid of it
because we won't have
any use for it.
-I'm just saying, Pete, that if
you get rid of that automobile
like it's a piece
of f*cking trash,
you better be careful
that it doesn't come back
and just burn your
f*cking d*ck off.
-How?
-[ Banging ]
-Hello?! Hey!
-What are you doing?
-Hey! Hey!
-[ Sighs ] Can you go see what
the f*ck's going on?
I gotta deal with her.
-Hello?!
-Yeah.
-Hey! Hello!
Can somebody come down?!
[ Yelling indistinctly ]
-[ Sighs ]
-What do you want,
Ron Weasley?
-I have to go to the bathroom.
-Ah, you piss in
your f*cking pants.
-It's number two.
-Oh.
Hey, are they allowed
to take dumps?!
-Yeah, fine!
-[ Sighs ] Alright.
Yeah.
-Oh, f*ck.
Oh, God. God.
Okay, okay.
-You're not gonna do
anything dumb now, are you?
-No.
I just have to take a sh*t.
Okay? I swear to God.
Please, please.
-Alright.
-f*ck.
Okay.
-Get up.
-Okay.
-No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Eh...
Hmm? Hmm?
-You got me.
-Go on.
Go potty.
-You're not allowed
to touch me.
-But I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.
Boop, boop.
[ Sniffs deeply ]
I'm not touching you.
[ Toilet flushes ]
Come on out, Weasley.
Hey.
Hey, what the f*ck?
Oh!
-[ Gasping ]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Hey, hey.
-Okay.
-Shh.
-Okay. Wait a minute.
What? Dan!
f*ck!
-Shh.
-Da--
Okay.
-I'm sorry, baby.
-[ Sighing ]
-Baby...
Where's my baby?
Hmm?
Where's my baby girl?
[ Rope tearing ]
[ Knife drops, clangs ]
-[ Winces ]
[ Panting ]
-Is that my baby girl?
-[ Sighs ]
-Hmm?
-sh*t.
Okay. Okay.
-That's my baby girl.
-Oh, you're such an as*h*le.
Oh.
[ Moaning ]
f*ck me!
f*ck me!
Oh, you f*cking pig,
do it now.
[ Moans ]
-Todd, are we good?!
-[ Moans ] f*ck me.
-f*ck.
-Todd?
-Oh, God. He's fine.
-Are we good?
Todd!
-I'm sure he's fine.
-God damn it!
Todd!
-He's fine.
-Todd?
What the f*ck?
-Oh, my God.
Todd.
-[ Groans ]
-Hey.
Look at me.
What happened?
-Weasley hit me with a sock.
-With what?
-A sock?
-Yeah.
-f*ck!
[ Running footsteps ]
f*ck!
-She can't be far.
-Todd, you take the road.
I'll take the forest.
-[ Panting ]
[ Breathing heavily ] Okay.
sh*t.
Okay. Okay. sh*t. Okay.
Okay. sh*t. Come on. Okay.
Okay, okay. Um...Um...
Um...Um...
Okay.
-Dang it!
-[ Whines ]
-[ Door creaks open ]
-Peekaboo.
-[ Gasps ]
-I see you.
Drop it.
[ Knife clangs ]
What you got in your other hand
there?
-Oh. Nothing.
-Give it over.
-I was...
-Shut up!
-Okay, okay.
-Boop!
[ Laughs ]
-Remember the money.
-No, no, no, no, no, no.
See, that deal's over.
You guys hit me in the head,
so now you've gotta f*cking die.
Those are the rules.
-Rules?
What -- What f*cking rules?
Okay, okay. Please.
You don't have to do this.
-That's what everybody says.
-Please.
We can figure something out.
We can figure something out.
-And they say that, too.
-Listen, listen.
Listen, okay,
'cause there's something --
There's something
you don't know.
There's something
you don't know.
I'm pregnant.
-Ah.
-I'm 12.5 weeks.
It's a little girl.
-Mmmm...no.
Bullshit.
-I swear I'm not lying.
I swear.
-Nah, you would
have said something before.
-I couldn't say anything
before because...
I had an affair.
Okay?
-[ Gasps ]
-And it's not my husband's.
-Oh.
Poor old Ron Weasley.
-I didn't want to hurt him.
I didn't want to hurt him.
[ Crying ] Please,
just let me go. Please.
She didn't do anything
to anyone.
Please.
Please don't k*ll my baby.
Please don't k*ll my baby.
-Fine.
I just won't sh**t you
in the stomach.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Aah!
-Please, no!
-[ g*nsh*t ]
-Oh. Oh, sh*t!
-Ah!
Ah! God.
f*ck off!
f*ck off!
[ Screaming ]
You go there!
-Aaaahhh!
-Ah! My eyes!
[ Groaning ]
-[ Yells ]
f*cking hell! Oh, sh*t!
Aah!
-[ Grunting ]
Ooh!
-[ Choking ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Gasping ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Okay!
Okay. Aaaah!
-[ Groans ]
[ Growls ]
-[ Crying ]
f*ck!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, oh, whole thing.
Okay.
[ Screaming ]
Die, you c**t!
[ Knife thrusts ]
[ Whimpers ]
Oh, my God.
-[ Groans ]
-Oh, God.
Okay.
-Ah!
-Oh! f*cking hell! Okay.
-Ah!
[ Breathing heavily ]
-[ Whimpering ]
-Uhhhhh--
[ Gasps ]
[ r*fle clicking ]
Dumbledore.
I caught the snitch.
-Todd!
-Boat keys, boat keys.
Come on.
Oh, f*ck.
-Go, go, go, go.
-Okay, okay, okay. sh*t.
-Todd!
-Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God! Toddy?!
Toddy?! Oh, no!
Why would anybody do this?
He was such a great person.
Oh, I'm gonna k*ll you,
you m*therf*ckers!
-Dan, come on.
-Okay.
-f*ck.
-This is all my fault.
You're right.
I didn't fight for you.
I didn't fight for us.
-Outside.
-When things started
falling apart with us,
I got so scared.
[ Sighs ]
I just felt like such a failure.
And I didn't know
how to stop it...
...how to fix it.
So I just gave up, I think.
I'm so sorry.
[ Crying ]
-[ Floorboard creaks ]
-[ Gasps ]
-Hey.
-They're coming.
-I want you to get to
the boat.
I want you to run.
-What about you?
-It's not important.
I know that you're pregnant,
and I know it's not mine.
I don't care.
-No, no, no, Dan --
-Shh.
It's funny. After all
this f*cking sh*t,
when I heard you,
my first thought, I wasn't mad.
I was really excited.
[ Floorboards creak ]
-No, Dan, I was lying.
-What?
-I had to stall him.
-You're not pregnant?
-No.
-At all?
-Not even a little bit.
-Lisa...
that was the best f*cking acting
I've ever seen.
-Yeah?
-Gotcha.
-[ Chuckles softly ]
-[ Yells ]
-Ah!
-f*cking b*tch!
Sorry, sweetheart.
-[ r*fle c*ck ]
-Uhh!
-Oh!
Oh! Oh, my...
-Oh!
Oh!
-[ Groaning ]
It's broken!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
-Thank you.
-Let's go.
-f*cking nail him!
He hurt my back.
f*cking as*h*le!
-Aah!
-Uhh!
-[ Sobs ]
-[ Groans ]
-[ Breathing haltingly ]
I'm sorry.
-Remember me?
This is what happens
when you f*ck with...
-Todd.
-Todd!
Yes! My name is Todd.
-Aah!
-Oh!
-[ Grunting ]
[ Spits ]
f*cking hold her.
-[ Crying ]
-Let me tell you something,
Ron Weasley.
You k*ll enough people,
it honestly
starts to get a bit boring.
Like in a relationship,
the key is finding ways
to keep things fresh.
Isn't that right, honey?
-Aaaaaah!
-Dan!
-Stay.
I've stabbed, choked, smothered,
melted my old scoutmaster
with acid.
It was more trouble
than it was worth.
Very hard to get acid.
But one thing I've never done
is shove someone's face
into a lawnmower.
[ Lawnmower engine starts ]
-Come on.
-So thank you for this!
-No.
-Oh, shut up and watch.
Go ahead, honey.
-No, please.
No, no, please!
Please, please, please.
[ Groaning ]
-Isn't this fun?
-f*ck, no!
Please! Please!
-We're trying something new
together.
-Please, please. Please!
-Shut the f*ck up!
-Aah!
-[ Laughing ]
He's not gonna have a face.
-Aah, f*ck!
Aah!
-[ Screams ]
[ Engine revving ]
[ Electronic dance music playing
on car stereo ]
-sh*t.
-Who f*cked up my window?
-Chickity china,
the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and
your brain stops ticking
-Hmm.
Well, that don't look right.
[ Cellphone buzzing ]
-Mm.
Oh.
What the f*ck?
Oh.
Oh.
Michael Burton speaking.
-Mike, can you hear me?
It's Carl Marshall,
down by the lake.
-Carl?
-Yeah.
I'm just phoning to say, Mike,
that I was driving
past your place,
and, uh, I had to go
to the 24-hour convenience
store, you know?
So, Mike,
I took the back way.
You know, I prefer
the back way to the front.
Potato starch and some tomatoes.
-Carl.
What is this about?
-Oh. I'm sorry.
I was driving past your place
and --
[ Coughing ]
-[ Sighs ]
-One second, Mike. One second.
-Oh, my God.
-[ Coughing continues ]
Excuse me.
Okay, so...
-[ Sighs, clears throat ]
-One of your pots
was out on the front lawn.
-What?
-And also,
one of your windows
was smashed.
-Look, Carl.
Goodbye, Carl.
-Mike?
Mike?!
-[ Sighs ]
That f*cking kid.
-Whoa, whoa, Mr. Burton.
I need you to go back
to your room.
-I'm sorry, Kevin, I gotta go.
There's a problem
up at my cabin.
-Mr. Burton, please.
[ Choking ]
-Give me your
f*cking car keys, man.
Don't wait up.
-[ Groans ]
[ Car alarm chirps ]
-f*ck, yeah.
[ Engine starts, electronic
dance music playing ]
Oh, f*ck me!
What is this sh*t?
What the f*ck?
No. No. No. No.
Jesus Christ!
-Welcome to Ibiza!
[ Electronic dance music
continues ]
-Turn music off!
You m*therf*cker!
What? You gotta be kidding me.
Kevin, you as*h*le!
Hey, cupcake. Fill it up.
-[ Bell dings ]
-No, thanks.
[ Engine revs ]
-When I party,
I f*ck like this, like this
-When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
-When I party,
I f*ck like this
-Yeah, yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Turn it up!
-When I party,
I f*ck like this
-Dan?
[ Engine revs ]
-sh*t.
-Who f*cked up my window?
-Baby!
-[ Groans ]
-Dad?!
-Dan.
-Are you broken?
-So who are these dusty c**ts?
-Who the f*ck are you?
-Can you hear me?
-Oh, hey. Hey, hey!
-[ r*fle c*ck ]
-Stay the f*ck back, old man.
I'll slit her f*cking throat!
-You good, Lis?
-Mm-hmm.
-Toddy!
-Alright.
-[ r*fle c*ck ]
Who's next?
Is it you?
-Dad! Look out!
-Ugh!
-No!
-Die, you f*cking ape!
-[ g*nsh*t ]
-Aah!
Oh! Oh, my God!
[ Screaming ]
-Oh.
-f*ck!
-Oh!
You gonna die, old man?
-No.
I'm gonna eat your nose.
-Oh!
-I'm gonna get ya!
-Dad!
-Run, Danny.
Your nose tastes like sh*t.
-Dan. Get in the car.
[ Engine starts ]
[ Electronic dance music
playing ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Engine clunks ]
-No! f*cking come on!
What the f*ck is happening?!
[ Engine sputtering ]
-Dad! Dad!
-Ugh! Ugh!
-Come on! Come on!
[ Engine starts ]
[ r*fle c*ck, g*nsh*t ]
[ Electronic dance music
playing ]
[ Tires screech, music stops ]
-Oh!
-Lisa.
Lisa.
Lisa, wake up.
Lisa. Lisa, wake up.
Lisa.
-Uhh.
-Lisa?
-Ah. Oh, h*.
[ Winces ]
-What? Okay.
That's okay, that's okay.
-[ Crying ]
-Hey!
It goes right there.
-He shot off my -- my hair.
What -- Does it look --
Does it look okay?
How does it look?
-It looks fine.
You know what?
I actually think it looks good.
-Okay.
-Let's focus.
-Okay.
-Right here.
-Okay.
-I need you to get to the boat.
Okay?
-Okay.
-Okay?
-Where are you going?
-I have to go take care
of something.
Hold on.
I don't want to lie to you.
I don't want to lie to you
ever again, okay?
I want to start
communicating honestly.
The whole side of your head
looks like sh*t.
It looks like a total nightmare.
I don't want to repress
things anymore.
-Dan, Dan, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
I really do,
but now is not the f*cking time!
-Right, right.
Okay, let's f*cking go.
-Okay.
-I'm in so much pain! Ow!
Ow! Ah!
Okay.
We just gotta wrap this up.
Okay?
Honey, help me up.
-Nah, I'm good.
-Wait, what?
-Uh,
I think we should break up.
-What?
-Yeah.
It's just not working out
for me.
-What are you talking about?
It was --
It's just a setback.
Ah, you m*therf*cker!
Oh, you're a f*cking coward!
You f*cking piece of sh*t!
I will cut your f*cking d*ck
off, shithead!
[ Howling, yelling ]
m*therf*cker!
-[ Panting ]
-f*cking piece of sh*t as*h*le!
[ Breathing heavily ] sh*t.
Oh, my God.
I knew I shouldn't
have left my f*cking job.
[ Groaning ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Whimpering ]
Ohh!
[ Groaning ]
Oh, that goes over there.
That goes there. Okay.
Ewwww, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
[ Inhales sharply ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Whimpering ]
Okay.
That's good. Okay.
Oh, God!
Ow! Uhh!
[ Panting ]
Oh! That's better.
That's better.
[ Panting continues ]
[ Exhales ]
Ooh, that's better.
[ Screams ]
[ Engine sputtering ]
-sh*t! f*ck you!
Okay.
God damn it!
Work!
-[ Screaming ]
-We've got ourselves
a wiggler.
-No! Wait.
Don't sh**t.
-I'd like my sweater back.
-Wait.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I wasn't in my right mind.
I was being manipulated.
I was totally brainwashed.
I didn't see you as human.
But we are. I'm human.
You're human.
I see you now.
Please let me go.
I'll just run away
into the woods
and we'll never know
this happened.
-[ r*fle c*ck ]
-f*ck!
You --
You f*cking piece of sh*t!
Oh, my God,
you're not gonna k*ll a cop!
Go ahead.
Make my day, as*h*le.
k*ll a federal officer!
That's what I am.
They'll all come after you.
You m*therf*cker,
titty-sucking, 2-balled b*tch.
I f*cking dare --
-[ g*nsh*t ]
-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
-Jesus Christ!
Okay.
Come on, you f*cking thing.
-[ Engine starts ]
-Yes.
-Where are we going?
-Dan!!
-Oof!
-Where is this f*cking bank?
-Aren't you gonna go back
for your girlfriend?
Were you just gonna ditch her?
-Technically, we broke up.
She was a lot.
You met her.
-Yeah.
-Here's the plan, Hermione.
You're gonna clean yourself up,
go into the bank,
get my 50 grand,
or I k*ll you
and leave you in the trunk
of a car like my sister!
-Uhh!
-[ Screams ]
-I'm gonna k*ll you,
you f*cking piece of sh*t!
[ Grunting and groaning ]
-m*therf*cker!
-[ Grunting ]
-Aah!
-f*ck! Ow.
-Hey, as*h*le!
Eat sh*t!
-Wow!
You two deserve each other.
-Ugh!
-New plan.
Now you can watch me do what you
were too big of a p*ssy to do,
which is k*ll your f*cking wife.
-Get...the f*ck...
away...from my wife!
Come on!
-Oh! Oh!
-[ Laughing maniacally ]
-[ Laughs ]
I really did like your movie.
A shame there's
not gonna be a sequel.
-Aah!
-Ohh!
-f*ck you guys.
-[ Panting ]
-[ Spits ]
-Oh! Dan!
[ Both grunting ]
-It's okay.
It's okay.
-[ Yells ]
No!
-[ Grunting ]
-Come on!
[ Both breathing heavily ]
-Police will be here soon.
-I found your fingers.
-Thanks.
Hey.
I'm sorry I tried
to k*ll you.
-I'm sorry I tried
to k*ll you, too.
-[ Sighs ]
So what now?
We're just right back to
where we started?
Still broke.
Still gonna lose everything?
Still got all our sh*t
to deal with.
-So let's deal with it.
-Okay.
But specifically how?
You know?
Like, do you have an idea?
-Yeah.
[ Whispers ] I got an idea.
-Everybody's got a secret
to hide
-Can you tell us
what happened in there?
-I don't even really know.
It's just such a blur.
-Well, we just came
for a vacation.
Next thing we knew,
we were attacked by this group
of very, very angry people.
-Were there
any other survivors?
-Just my beautiful husband.
-You know, at some point,
you realize
you don't care about yourself.
I just...
I wanted to make sure
that my wife was okay.
[ Reporters overlapping ]
-Dan's father, a retired Marine.
-Has struck a chord
with people across the country.
-Lisa Burton,
the miraculous survivors
of the cabin attack.
[ All shouting questions ]
-You must have been terrified.
How did you survive?
-I guess in a word...
-Love.
-Freak b*tch!
-Yeah. Love.
-Aw, I love that.
And I hear Hollywood is making
this story into a movie.
Is that right?
-Yes.
We're finally gonna
get make a film together.
-And this is gonna be
streaming?
-It is. It's for streaming.
-Which is fine.
-Yeah.
-Everything's on streaming
these days.
-It's just as good.
-Better.
-Well, congratulations,
you guys.
Give it up for Dan and Lisa.
It really happened to them.
[ Thunder crashes ]
-[ Laughing ]
-What the hell
do you want from us?
-Just a little cash, baby.
-I'm gonna make you beg,
b*tch.
-And I'm gonna have
some fun with you, boy.
-[ Laughing ]
-Hold him down.
-You ready, Ron?
-No.
-Ow, my ba*ls!
[ Operatic singing ]
-Rack 'em up.
Ow, my ba*ls.
-Let's get the hell
out of here.
-And cut!
-[ Bell ringing ]
-Was that okay?
-Kamil, it was great.
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure. Yeah.
-Yeah.
You were great.
-Oh, no.
-Dan. Dan, dan.
Can we try just one more?
-No.
We're good.
-Are you coming back for me?
Hope you're coming back
for me
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Coming back for me
Hope you're coming back
for me
I always want you here
And I'm trying
to find a reason
But I only want to hear
Coming back for me
Hope you're coming back
for me
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Coming back for me?
Hope you're coming back
for me
-Mm-mm-mm-mm
For now,
I know I'm on my own
Until the day
you call me home
For now, I know
I'm on my own
Until the day
you call me home
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
-f*ck like this
[ Echoing ] When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
When I party,
I f*ck like this
-[ Ylva Haru's "Mut Luotiin
Kulkemaan" playing ]
-Mut luotiin kulkemaan
Yksinaista matkaa
Missa kohdataan
Ja missa luovutaan
Saanut oon kantaa
Kovin turhaa taakkaa
Siita millainen
Mina ole en
-Whoa, oh, oh
-Mut en aio yrittaa
-Whoa, oh, oh
-Vaariin kenkiin enaa
-Whoa, oh, oh
-Oon usein tehnyt sen
Jonkun toisen tahden
Mut luotiin kulkemaan
Hiljaista matkaa
Missa kadotaan
Jonnekkin sieluunsa
Saanut oon kantaa
Niin monenlaisia
Vaikeita tunteita
-Whoa, oh, oh
-Mutten aio yrittaa
-Whoa, oh, oh
-Vaariin kenkiin enaa
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Over Your Dead Body (2026)
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