01x01 - The End

[bunniefuu]

CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS
AND COARSE LANGUAGE

-Call an ambulance!
-Marion! What happened?

Marion, can you hear me?

Marion!

What happened?

EPISODE 1

EPISODE 7

Zero-f*ck!



You f*cked a zero!

Chill out, Christian!
Only ten strikes left!

Four! Five!

You f*cked a zero!

Zero-f*ck!

Zero, zero, zero!

That's enough!
Damn it, that's enough!

MARIT CALLING

Hi, this is Marion. Try again later.

SOFUS has posted something

Oh sh*t, it's Marion from 3A

f*cking hell!! This is so sick!!

YOU f*cking wh*re, I'll k*ll you!

Oh, damn! Poor girl! I hope
they catch whoever leaked this.

INSANE! How stupid is she?

Does anyone have a working link?

Sending you the file now:]

I've watched this 30 times!

This is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Two coaches are coming
from Miami to rate you

and determine who deserves
the scholarship.

Miami, here we come.

If you're already a pair,
you will work as a duo.

We'll take five minutes.

We're definitely the best team.

We can do anything we want.

We're perfect.

-They'd never pick just one of us.
-No.

Imagine the apartment
we'll get in Miami.

Condo, Marit. They're called condos.

I've seen it
in Real Housewives of Miami.

Right.

Marit is Sofus.

Why the f*ck are you still here?
Take a taxi to the police station.

Turn yourself in.

I have to sleep.
The Miami audition is tomorrow.

You're the world's worst best friend.

-It wasn't me.
-Don't give me that sh*t.

That hacker knows
what she's talking about.

Once a zero, always a zero.

Sanna: I hate you

Ugly c**t!

BURN!

UGLY f*ck

c**t

wh*re

Oh, sh*t!

-You look crazy.
-What do you mean?

You have "zero"
written on your face.

ZERO

Are you leaving already?

Yeah.

I think you look tired.

I'm not tired.

Can you pass me the Biola?

Biola.

Thank you.

Will you be home before the audition?

I can drive you.

No, I'll go there straight from work.

I have to be there early to practice.

Do you have to work today?

I have to, if I want to go to Miami.

You're working hard
and earning your own money.

That's great.

I have to get going.

Your mom and I are proud of you,
no matter what happens today.

Oslo police department.

Is this... Can I report people here?

Yes, you can.

I would like to share
an anonymous tip about a hacker.

She has harassed me

and hacked the message accounts
of me and all my friends.

She has gone to people's houses
and threatened them,

and she pretends to be someone else.

Her name is Fanny Andersson.

MARIT'S INBOX

LITTLE SIS

Little Sis: Eeewww,
what's Marion doing?

Hacker Fanny: Marit got the sex video
from her sister

before the Sofus post
was published...

-Hello!
-We have to take a piss!

We have to take a piss!

It's closed!

So there's no one here?

Are you a little nervous?
We're so early.

You and Marion can do anything.

You're an amazing team.

And when...
if you get to Miami, it's...

Stop! What are you doing?

I'll cut them off
if you don't remove them.

-I'll remove them!
-Okay! When?

-Don't f*ck up my chance for Miami.
-You were such a b*tch earlier.

You're the world's vainest person
with those lashes.

No top athletes wear permanent lashes
that affect their sport.

You're the vainest person I know.

-Those look good!
-It's not Saturday.

What about a Troika?

Nothing else. Come on.

-Hi.
-Hello.

Okay. Hello.

And pump number two.

There's something wrong
with the register. Sorry.

-That'll be 427 kroner.
-Yeah.

Thank you. Grab the ice cream, girls.

-Have a nice day.
-Bye.

-Why couldn't we get those?
-No, this is enough.

Hi, Marion.

I'm looking for the cucumber.

Do you have it back there?

Agurk, as you say in Norwegian.

MARION CALLING

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

NUMBER OF SHARES TODAY

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

Christian f*cked a zero.

We'll get into that school,
go to Miami

get rich and have
a huge house on the beach.

On the weekends we'll...

This is Fanny.

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

What do you want?

Why are you causing me so much pain?