01x17 - Cosmic Frisbee

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Every morning at precisely 8.15,
there is always a doorbell.

And there is always Frisbo.

Have you ever seen
something unexplainable?

Alright?

For as long as Joe
could remember,

Frisbo had been
performing magic.

And not just Frisbo, Joe
has been his partner in magic.

How did I, a complete stranger,
end up here?

Or more precisely, his stooge.

Did you do it then?

But today is not
like every morning.

Today, Cosmic Frisbo would try
his most daring trick to date.

You remember what to do?

At the Year 7 talent show.

Don't let me down!

So when I say "Can I have
a volunteer?", you say...

-Me!
- With a bit more passion!

Think Leonardo da Vinci
in Titanic.

Me! Meeee!

Brilliant! They'll never guess
you're part of the act.

This time, Cosmic Frisbo
will be reading Joe's mind.

- Good luck, Joe.
- Joe? But he's not--

Don't worry, I won't
tell anyone. Wink, wink!

- You told her?!
- Yeah, I told her.

Why don't you just
tell the whole school then?

I just told Lily
and she said she won't tell--

Don't tell anyone! Can you
just stop telling people?!

Yes, sorry Frisbo.

- Do you want to save me a seat?
- Yep!

I'll be a bit late though.
See you then.

- See ya!
- Double French, let's do this!

It's only a matter of hours

until the talent show.
Nothing could go wrong.

Is your card
the Seven of Hearts?

Yes! Yes it is!

There's no way they
knew each other before this!

Magic does exist!

Wow you're so cool!

This magic trick is so amazing
we have decided to give you

the Global Recognition Award!

The last person who won that
was the Queen.

Frisbo and Joe
would become so successful

that the magic within them
would awaken

turning them into Space Wizards!

Space Wizards,

magical rescue heroes!

Space Wizards,
fighting Dr. Nero.

The evil Dr. Nero!

Space Wizards!

Siobhan Murphy.
She once summoned

the ghost of Joe's
dead goldfish Ginny.

Is an actual coffee drinker,

and when she's older
she wants to be a Podiatrist.

Joe has no idea what that means.

So... I like your shoes.

Uh... alright?

What are we gonna do about this?

OK, let's go out.
Boyfriend, girlfriend.

Confused, Joe has no idea
what to say.

- So he just says...
- O..K?

So it's sorted.
We're going out now.

W-what just happened?

Oh no!

It dawns on Joe
exactly what has just happened.

I think I'm going out
with Siobhan Murphy.

Ss... ss...

So let me get this straight.
Siobhan Murphy asked you out?

Yeah.

And you just said OK?

I sense you've just made

a very huge mistake.

You just said OK. Amazing!

I don't get it though.

I thought you were going out
with that Lily?

- Yes, I am!
- Now you've got two girlfriends!

Two girlfriends?

- Oh no, you're not allowed two!
- What?

Do you wanna end up
like Two-Time Thomas?

Thomas Toosley. Year 10.

He had everything.

Friends, popularity,

a smile more beautiful
than a sunset.

He was going out with
the most popular girl in school,

Melissa Barnet

But one day,
Thomas thought to himself,

"Why have one
when you can have two?

So Thomas went about
getting himself a second one.

He asked Tash Coffey
who was like, "Sure, why not?"

Thomas was warned by his mates.

You can't go out with two girls!

But Thomas didn't care.
He was like, "Why not?"

For a while,
it was going so well until

the monthly netball tournament.

I don't need to tell you
what happened next.

Yeah you do need to tell us.

Oh right. The girls clashed,

causing a terrible accident.

Both needed kidney transplants.

Two-time Thomas gave one
to Melissa and another to Tash,

leaving poor old Thomas
with only one.

Hmm, that can't be right.

That's why you
never have two girlfriends.

I never wanted two!
I just want one!

- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah. You've gotta dump one.

- Yep.
- Mmm hmm!

His friends are right.

- Yeah.
- Shut up, Hitesh!

Joe Connolly needs
to end it with Siobhan.

You'll wait
until after the show?

Yeah, of course.

Knowing how important
this is for Frisbo,

his problems with Siobhan
would have to wait.

Whoa, lots of people.

That looks like the whole year.

Yep.

You OK?

Yeah, course.
Never felt better!

This is it, Frisbo.
You're the best magician I know.

Yeah you're right. This is it.

- Good luck.
- Good luck.

Remember,
we don't know each other.

Joe takes his seat
in the audience

making sure to save the seat
next to him for Lily.

And as Joe waits eagerly,
nothing could go wro--

- So?
- Agh! Hi.

Oh, you're sitting down?

Obviously. We're watching
the show together.

In this moment it dawns on Joe.

Siobhan is sitting
in Lily's seat.

He can wait no more,
he must act now.

- He takes one final breath and--
- Welcome Year 7!

This is the talent show!

First up... oh amazing!
A musical act!

Wir Sind... Groove!

Wir sind. Wir sind. Wir sind.
Wir sind. Ja!

Wir sind. Wir sind. Wir sind.
Wir sind. Excellent.

- Siobhan, I've been thinking--
- Shh!

Wir sind. Wir sind. Wir sind.
Wir sind. Life!

When I say wir ah! You say--

I've got to tell you something.

Wir. Sind! Wir. Sind!

Wir. Sind! Wir. Sind!

Wir sind. Wir sind.
Wir sind. Wir sind.

Siobhan, listen to me.

Wir. Oh my God.

Sexy! Und my boy.

Please.

Wir sind, life!

Lovely job, boys.
Took me right back to Stuttgart.

Next up is some magic.

Wow!

The Cosmic Frisbo!

Have you ever seen
something unexplainable?

Joe's seen too many romantic
films for a 12 year old.

He knows there is always hope.

And where there is hope,

there is always a happy ending.

Lily!

What do you want, Joe?

I am the...

Cosmic Frisbo!

May I have a volunteer?

May I please have a volunteer?

I saw you holding hands
with Siobhan.

- Funny story actually.
- Funny?

She's my girlfriend.

As he says it, Joe realises

it is not a funny story.

Not really funny.
I don't want her

to be my girlfriend though.

I mean, I still want you
to be my girlfriend

is what I meant.
So should we still go out?

Just as Joe had suspected

there is always hope
and always a happy en--

No!

- I don't want to go out anymore.
- What?

May I PLEASE have a volunteer?

It's not working out.
We should break up.

Good. Fine. I don't care!

Fair play.

Is your card the Five of Hearts?

- That's not my card either.
- Oh, the Two of Clubs?

Still no!

Every morning at precisely 8.15,
there is always a doorbell.

And there is always Frisbo.