01x01 - Inconvenience Store

[bunniefuu]

[distant roadway noise]

[distant sirens wailing]

[handbrake engaging]

Hey.

Luna.

Ah…

How are you?

How am I?

Weren't you the one who broke up with me
via text and disappeared?

Ah…

-Sorry?
-Wow. Thanks.

You know it was for the best, right?

I mean, we're not a good match.

It's just, we're so different
from each other.

Well, anyway, thank you so much
for putting my stuff together,

and it was nice seeing you.

Luna.

I can change.

I'll change my sleeping habits
to match yours.

No, no. I don't want that.

I can do it.

My coach said that pain is temporary
but quitting lasts forever.

Well, ah…

I guess this is quitting then?

[quirky music playing]

[music fading]

Hello, my beautiful sister!

[chuckles] Surprised?

Hi.

You need help?

I can manage.

-Don't worry.
-Sure?

Yes.

Okay, good.

It's not like I was going to help.

Wow.

You just had to say that.

[alarm ringing]

Hey, your phone.

[alarm keeps ringing]

I got it.

So…

You good?

Yes.

[door opens]

-Sure?
-Yes.

I'm just gonna study outside.

Okay.

-[chuckles] Bye.
-[Harry laughs]

[door closes]

[soft music playing]

[sighs]

Sir.

-Can you help me out?
-[keys jangling]

Is that yours?

No, I'm stealing it.

That slot is for PWDs.

Can't you see the signpost?

I'm a PWD.

-Sir, can you just…
-Anyway, ma'am.

It's only for PWDs.

Don't do it again.

[Luna sighs]

sh*t.

[quirky music playing]

[percussion music playing]

[light switch clicks]

[Harry] Time check.

It's 12:01.

Are you still awake?

You're with Harry who isn't hairy.

The Harry who's in no hurry.

And, the Harry who will
help you fall asleep.

So, hurry up if you're still awake

because it's time for Sleep with Me.

[Harry on radio] Angel, I understand.

You're in a difficult situation.

It's not easy to forget a person
you've known for a long time,

but,

choose yourself.

Don't force yourself on someone
who isn't right for you.

Angel, we're rooting for you.

-Always choose to be happy.
-[Luna sighs]

And when you're sad,
and need someone to talk to,

I'm here for you.

Call us at 929-4589

because we know

that every broken heart

deserves to be heard.

This song is for you.

["Sinagtala" playing]

I'm going!

["Sinagtala" continues playing]

["Sinagtala" continues playing
over the radio]

[door creaking]

[indistinct pub chatter]

Hi, Joy.

You alone?

Yup.

[inhales, exhales deeply]

Why?

It's just that the whole time
I've known you,

you rarely come alone.

You always have a date.

[scoffs]

Well, I just bring them here

because I know you'll save me
in case things go wrong.

So…

Remember that girl that didn't stop
talking about her ex?

She even showed you a picture.

Stalker.

Her voice was so loud!

And she was right in front of me.

Yeah.

[sighing]

Do you think…

Do you think I'm a difficult person
to have a relationship with?

Not my area of expertise.

I'm just here for drinks, not feelings.

Okay.

[sighs deeply]

Listen…

You think that you need to protect
other people from your condition,

or do you think you need
to protect yourself?

You're afraid of your own feelings,

so you stick with people and things
that don't make you feel anything.

[footsteps approaching]

[woman] Hi. Is this seat taken?

It's available.

What are you having?

Beer. Whatever's on top.

[bottle cap opens]

Sorry, I hope you don't mind.

Is it okay if you move?

Because I'm actually waiting for someone.

Sorry.

Waiting for someone?

Mm. Why?

The whole time I've known you,
you've never waited for anyone.

[Luna scoffs]

Well, I guess…

I just got tired of waiting.

Waiting for someone who understands me,

my life, and everything that entails.

Which part?

The part where you're
emotionally unavailable?

Or the part where you can only
fall asleep in the daytime?

The part where you mind your own business.

[chuckles] Oh!

You started it.

Suit yourself.

[sighs]

["Sinagtala" continues playing]

[doorbells chiming]

[song ending]

[Harry] Time check, it's 1:35.

Why are you still awake?

And because every broken heart
deserves to be heard,

it's time for your favorite segment,

your daily dose of unsolicited advice.

[upbeat tune playing over radio]

[scanner beeps]

-Two bucks.
-[cash tray opens]

-[receipt printing]
-[cash tray closes]

[Harry] Caller number one,
you're on the line. Hello?

[caller] Hi, hello, can you hear me?

[Harry] Yes, loud and clear.

-So what's the problem?
-[sniffs, sobs]

[caller] I have a crush on my classmate.

We're graduating this year

and I still haven't talked to him.

That does seem like a problem.

I think what you need is an icebreaker.

Something like a pick-up line.

[caller] Pick-up line?

Can you give an example?

For you, I can do even better.

Let's ask for the help
of your fellow listeners

and it's time for a giveaway.

Our prize for tonight is dinner for two
at a rooftop restaurant

with romantic views of the city.

[Harry] Caller with the best pick-up line
wins a dinner for two.

[muffled] So what are you waiting for?

Call our hotline now at 929-4589.

[phone keys beeping]

[line ringing]

[Harry] Here we go.

Caller number seven, you're on the air.

What's your name?

Wendy.

[Harry] Hi, Wendy.

So, Wendy,

do you have our winning pick-up line?

[Wendy] Yes, of course.

[Harry] Okay. Wait.

If you win our giveaway,

do you know who you're taking to dinner?

My ex who dumped me.

[Harry] Huh? [chuckles]

Wendy, why them?

You said they left you.

So, why?

[Wendy] It's none of your business.

-Let's just get on with it.
-[Harry chuckles]

Okay,

Wendy, what's your pick-up line?

Are you a tower?

Why?

Because…

"Eiffel" for you. [Wendy laughs]

Okay.

Okay, guys. Did you hear
Wendy's pick-up line?

Is it good enough?

Is she deserving of the giveaway?

[applause, cheering]

And there you have it, Wendy.

Our listeners liked your pick-up line.

Congratulations!

You are the winner of a dinner for two.

-Oh my God!
-[Harry] You can pick up your prize,

Mondays to Fridays, at--

Oh my God! [laughs]

[quirky music playing]

[Wendy clears throat]

Hello.

I'm Wendy.

Luna, right?

Luna Jimenez?

Yeah.

I saw it on your credit card.

You remember that time

when you forgot to bring cash

so you asked us
if we accept credited cards?

[laughs] What were you thinking?

I paid for your food that night.

Anyway, since we've already met,

it's nothing big, I'm just

wondering if

you can do me a favor?

You heard what happened, right?

Yes, well…

I won the grand prize.

And I need it

so my ex and I can get back together.

But, the problem is…

I can't leave work.

Hey.

Maybe you could…

Only if it's okay.

Maybe you could claim the prize for me?

Please. Claim it for me.

The station is near. I promise.

It's really close.

Please.

Please.

Luna, please.

I know you can hear me.

Please. Please. Please.

I really need you to do this for me.

Fine.

I can't leave
because I don't want to get fired.

-Okay, fine.
-Okay?

-You sure?
-Yeah.

I'm not forcing you.

Here's my ID. [laughs]

-Okay.
-Hey. Seriously?

Yeah, give it to me.

You know what? Luna.

You're my new best friend.

-No problem. I'll go ahead.
-Thank you.

You're not going to finish your food?

It's fine. No worries.

All right. Oh my God!

Really, thank you.

I'll wait for you here.
Just give me my ID later.

Okay.

Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

Bye-bye. Take care, okay?

It's already late.

-[door chiming]
-[Wendy] Bye!

[Harry] That's life. Sometimes we lose.

Am I right, Caller Nica?

[muffled] But instead of
seeing it as a loss,

you can look at it as a new beginning.

You're not alone.

Take a break until you're ready.

Ready to smile again. Ready to try again.

But for now, go get some sleep.

It's time to sleep, everybody.

And always remember, if you're lonely,

I'm here for you.

This has been Harry

and you've been listening to
Sleep with Me.

Good night.

[slow, romantic music playing]

[Luna] f*ck.

-Oh!
-Oh!

-Sorry.
-Sorry.

-Sorry.
-It's okay.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Is this yours?

No, but…

Sorry, did I hurt you?

No, I'm okay.

Is this you?

Wendy Vargas?

No.

My friend.

I mean,

a friend that's not really my friend.

You know, just

a casual acquaintance.

She was the one who won your contest

and she asked me to get the prize here.

Are you a tower?

Because "Eiffel" for you?

[chuckles] That was her winning
pick-up line. Wendy, right?

Oh!

-She was dumped by her ex.
-[Luna laughs]

Yes.

Yeah, Wendy. That's her.

Yeah.

She ended the call before I could explain.

The office is closed, so

you need to come back
during business hours.

Right.

Okay, um…

[Harry chuckles] You're so nice.

You're a good friend.

It's my first time hearing that.

That you're nice?

Or that you're a good friend?

Both.

I'm none of the above, I think.

Anyway.

I'll let her know.

Yeah.

Again, I'm sorry for what happened.

-I can help if you want.
-No, no.

It's okay. I'm not as fragile as I look.

Yeah. I didn't mean it that way.

Right.

Sorry.

[somber music playing]

[door creaks]

[somber music continues]

[chill electronic music playing]

[soft guitar music playing]