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01x04 - Honeymoon Phase

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sleep with Me". Aired: August 15, 2022.*
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Harry DJs at the radio station, offering relationship advice "because all broken hearts deserve to be heard.

01x04 - Honeymoon Phase

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[sensual music playing]

Are you sure?

We can stop if you want.

Yeah, I'm sure. Super sure.

-I'm sure.
-Okay.

[chuckles]

[sensual music continues]

That's a nice…

tattoo.

[sensual music continues]

[Luna] Gosh.

[both giggling]

Why'd you wear these pants?
That's a lot of buttons.

It was cute.

Okay.

[sensual music continues]

[laughs]

[straining]

[chuckles]

You're not allowed
to wear these pants ever again.

Kai chose them.

Well, burn them.

[sensual music continues]

-[birds chirping]
-[distant dog barking]

[whispers] Hey.

Are you awake?

[Luna] Mm.

Wake up.

Wake up.

[Luna groans softly]

Why?

Tell me a secret.

Okay.

Hmm.

-Hmm?
-Hmm.

Fine.

I'll go first.

I hated Kai when he was born.

I wanted to return him.

[chuckles]

Do you want to know?

Do you want to tell me?

Car accident.

High school.

I'm sorry.

-No.
-[kisses]

Don't be. Please.

We're all going to end up here.

Eventually.

Were you the one driving?

No.

But I don't hold grudges.

[gentle music playing]

It took

a lot of learning.

The first four years just…

getting comfortable being
"that person in the wheelchair"

to

everyone else in the world.

[gentle music continues]

If I told you I had a rare condition,

would you believe me?

Why wouldn't I?

Well,

most people don't.

Try me.

I'm a vampire.

Oh.

-I'm a vampire!
-[giggling]

[both laughing]

-What?
-Yeah.

-Hey, what?
-[laughing]

Well, um…

Kinda? I don't know.

Ugh, fine.

Well, I have this thing called, um…

delayed sleep phase syndrome.

It's not insomnia because
I never have a hard time sleeping,

but,

basically, my body tells me
to sleep in the morning,

and

my body tells me to wake up at night.

You've had this for a while?

[Luna] Mm-hmm.

Yeah. All my life.

You know that feeling when

all your classmates have gone home
and you're still there?

That's how I felt all my life.

You know, 'cause

I was an outcast.

You know, I don't have friends
because they always say I'm a snob.

I'm always too serious, too quiet, and…

I don't know,
I guess I hated that so much.

I couldn't do anything.
It's not like I have a choice.

But I just couldn't tell anyone
my condition 'cause…

I know

that they'll probably just end up saying,

"Stop drinking coffee,"
or, "Go to sleep early."

But why did you feel like
this was something

that you had to hide?

I guess it just…

makes me feel different?

I mean, just…

also makes me a coward, I guess.

No.

I think that people hide
what makes them different

to make them feel safe.

Just makes me feel like
I'm hiding most of the time.

I can make you feel safe.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

How?

I have a green belt in taekwondo.

-Wow.
-Uh-huh.

-[laughing]
-[taekwondo yell]

Okay, I believe you.

Wow. One more.

That's my stance.

Like this.

Really?

-[knocking on door]
-Wait.

[Kai] Can you keep it down?!

I'm studying… without headphones!

I told you he was annoying.

Yeah, you should have returned him.

[gentle music playing]

[phone ringing]

Hi, Belle.

[Belle] Harry, I need you.

For what?

I need you to accept my offer.

We have this new project
and you're perfect for it.

I swear it's going to be fun.

You have no excuses anymore.

I'll think about it.

Okay, okay. But…

you know this is where
you should be, right?

And I can't wait forever.

Yeah, I know.

Um, I'll talk to you later, okay?

Okay. Call me back.

Thanks, bye.

Should I get a restraining order?

She's just trying to help.

Are you going to accept the offer?

Um…

I'll think about it.

Harry.

[Kai] Maybe we can reach out
to Mom and Dad?

I'm sure they're very willing to help us.

Kai.

I'm going to tell you what I told them.

[Harry] We're doing fine.
We can do this on our own.

See?

[phone vibrates]

Hey. Who's that?

Just someone from school.

Don't lie to your sister.

Fine, it's Whammy.

Hey! I thought he was bad news.

He said sorry.

-Okay.
-Don't worry.

If he hurts you again,
he's answering to me.

[clicks tongue] Okay.

Get your act together.

[sinister music on TV]

[screams]

Don't go in there!

Why'd they go in there?

He's so loud. Why was he invited?

Babe, lighten up.

They're cute. Look at them.

-[squeaks]
-Oh my gosh.

-[laughs softly]
-Not cute.

He never learns!

[woman on TV speaking indistinctly]

I hate scary movies.

It's not that scary, babe.

[Kai] Luna, it was so scary.

Right babe, agree with me.

Babe, you were the one screaming earlier.

I got carried away because of them.

[Harry] Kai was too loud.

[indistinct TV chatter]

-[munching]
-[liquid pouring]

Thank you.

-You scared?
-[Harry] Thank you.

-I'll be right back.
-Okay.

[indistinct TV chatter continues]

[door opens]

[door closes]

-[clattering]
-[water splashing]

[Harry] Help!

-Kai!
-[Kai] Harry?

-What happened?
-[door opens]

[Kai] What did you do?

Babe, you okay there?

[Kai] We're fine.

[indistinct TV chatter continues]

[door opens]

Do you know a plumber?

[Whammy] Why?

The pipes need cleaning.

[laughs]

Babe, it's not like that.
That's not what I meant.

[Whammy laughs]

Babe, let me do it.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah, of course.

I'll dry your hair.

-[hair dryer whirring]
-Thanks.

It's such a hassle.

[Harry] We really need to find a plumber.

I wonder where?

I bet Belle knows someone.

She's good with stuff like that.

You know, one time, our car broke down
in the middle of nowhere

and she knew a mechanic
who lived in the area.

I'll call her tomorrow.

[faucet squeaks]

[water sloshing]

[keyboard clacking]

[sighs]

[phone vibrates]

[line ringing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[Luna] Hi.

What are you doing?

[Luna] Mm…

Spiraling.

Huh?

[exhales]

Babe.

You know, when we're not together,
or we don't see each other for a while,

I just can't help but think that you don't
think of me when we're not together.

What?

Why would you say that?

I don't know. I feel like…

maybe you think I'm too clingy
or I'm annoying you

when you get my messages and calls.

Why would you think that? Don't be mean.

To whom?

Both of us.

I hope you won't think of me that way.

Do you really think of me
when we're not together?

Of course.

Always.

All the time.

What things do you think about?

I think about things like

if you're still working.

If your brow is furrowed

like it always is
when you're thinking too much.

If you're at the convenience store

hanging out with Wendy.

I think about you watering your plants

in that weird way with the bucket.

I think about if you're stressed.

If you've talked to your family.

Every time you think of me
and we're not together.

Every time I wake up

and I see lots of messages from you,

I find myself smiling.

Every time you call, I still feel excited.

So,

whenever you miss me
and it's too much to bear,

just know that I feel the same way too.

Even more than you know.

Okay?

I love you.

What?

Wait! You can't do that--

-[call hangs up]
-sh*t.

[exhales harshly]

[groans]

[muffled groaning]

[chuckles]

[indistinct customer chatter]

So good.

Brain freeze.

Um…

I think…

I think, um…

-Hey.
-What?

Ah…

Harry, I…

Is this about what you said last night?

Mm.

I can feel that

you're trying to avoid the topic.

I'm not used to this.

And it's overwhelming.

I don't know if I'm doing things right.

And that scares me.

["A Leo" by No Lore playing]

I'm not an expert.

But you're in love with me,

and I'm in love with you.

So…

I feel like we're on the right track.

[mouthing] Okay.

Yes.

["A Leo" continues]

You have something here.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

♪ But isn't it hard, reading alone? ♪

♪ Oh, isn't it hard, never being wrong? ♪

♪ Oh, isn't it hard ♪

♪ To be that coward who can never risk ♪

♪ For me like you? ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Like you, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Building all these walls ♪

♪ My love's good at hiding the truth ♪

♪ Who lives to die? ♪

♪ Who tries to fail? ♪

♪ How true ♪

♪ But isn't it hard, reading alone? ♪

♪ Oh, isn't it hard, never being wrong? ♪

♪ Oh, isn't it hard ♪

♪ To be that coward who can never risk ♪

♪ For me like you? ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Like you, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Like you, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Like you, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ And strange that a Leo loves you ♪

♪ And strange that a Leo loves you ♪

♪ And strange that a Leo loves you ♪

♪ And strange that ♪

♪ And strange that ♪

♪ And strange that a Leo loves you ♪

♪ And strange that a Leo ♪

♪ Did ♪

[chill music playing]

[music ends]