08x03 - Beached

[bunniefuu]

[Alex] Places!

[applauses]

[Alex] Pickles and Dave!
Would you like a dumpling?

[monkey noises]

[Pickles] Oh!

[Alex] Enjoy!

How about you Bill?

[Bill] Oh, are these
shrimp dumplings?

You know I'm very
partial to shrimp!

[Alex] Uh, Ronathan! Care
to dive into a dumpling?

[Ronathan] You bet!

[chuckles]

[Alex] Melman! Dumpling?

[Melman] But, I don't
see any dumplings.

[swallowing] [Alex] Sorry!

Better reload.

Can't be short on dumplings
on such a momentous occasion!

[Ranger Hoof] Marty,
congratulations

on earning two Junior
Ranger badges at once.

[cheering]

[Gloria] Wow Marty. Sna-zzy!

[Ronathan] Two badges?

Wow, how did he get them?

[Ranger Hoof] At Tuesday's
Food Fair in Central Park,

Dumpling Dan's
truck went missing.

Marty tracked it down
and earned one badge

for Event Planning and
another for Lost and Finding!

[Marty] Eh, it was just
another day at the park.

[Ranger Hoof] At this rate,

you might be the
first Junior Ranger

to earn three
badges in one week!

[Ronathan] Wow-ee!

I can see why they'd honor Marty
for such a huge accomplishment!

[Alex] Wait, what?

I thought the
celebration was for me?

[Pickles] Huh?

[Gloria] Uh, why would
it be for you, Alex?

[Alex] To honor me for
surviving without dumplings

the whole time the
truck was missing!

[burps]

♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪

♪ And it's calling our name ♪

♪ It's a jungle out there ♪

♪ So let's get on our way ♪

♪ To have fun ♪

♪ Through the tunnel ♪

♪ See the big, big city ♪

♪ Everybody get ready ♪

♪ Get ready! ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild ♪

♪ We could go a million miles ♪

♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪

♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪

♪ On a journey ♪

♪ All smiles ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪

[Show host] These crabs make
the long trek to their home,

the sea!

[Alex] Nothing better after
a long morning of partying

than a long afternoon
of relaxing.

[Gloria] Easy for you to say,
you're not stuck in a baby pool

while Carlos cleans your tank.

[Carlos] "Back another day!"

[Melman] Can I come
in and play, too?

[Gloria] There's
not room in here

to do any of my
signature moves as it is.

[Melman] You sure?

[Gloria] You know
my dive-ouette?

Now it's just a
sit-on-my-behind-ouette.

Nice of Carlos to clean my
tank, but it's ruining my day!

[Alex] Speaking of water
moves, check it out!

[announcer] It's Sharkorama!

An all-day beach festival

sponsored by Blue
Fin Energy Drink!

Sharkorama, happening
on Jones Beach today!

[Gloria] Whoa, now
that's some splash!

I always wanted to
give surfing a...

Marty!

[Marty] Whoops. Is
this a bad time?

[Gloria] First
Carlos and now you?

How clean does this
place need to be?

[Marty] Ranger Hoof says

I could be the
first Junior Ranger

to earn three badges in one week

if I can earn my "Friend
of the Environment" badge

by the end of today I will
make Junior Ranger history!

Legs up!

[Alex] Ugh, I'm trying
to listen to ocean waves

and instead I have
to listen to this!

[Gloria] Hmm, why
hear the waves on TV?

Let's go to Sharkorama,

where you can hear
them in person,

and I can get my surf on!

[Melman] Uh, Gloria,

I believe the phrase
is "get my surf's up."

[Alex] Woohoo! It's
beach vacation time!

[all] Marty?

[Marty] You all go ahead.

I'll hang here and
earn my clean-up badge.

[Melman] Are you sure
you don't wanna come?

Beach days can be just
as fun as clean-up days.

[Gloria] Can't you be a
"Friend of the Environment"

in a beach environment?

[Marty] Hmmm...
that's not a bad idea.

I could turn the trip
into a beach clean-up day!

[Melman] I'm so
glad you said that!

Because I don't really
believe what I said.

Clean-up days are way more fun!

[Alex] Speak for yourself.

I'll be catching
rays on the sand.

[chuckles]

[Marty] This beach day
is gonna be a blast,

am I right?

[Gloria] About that.

The beach clean-up, do you
think it'll take the whole day?

[Marty] It's okay
Gloria, I know you need

all the splash you can get.

You can surf. Melman
and me, we got this.

[Gloria] Thanks Marty,
you're the best.

[Alex] Huh! Sleeping in the sun
while you two collect trash?

[Marty] I won't just
be collecting trash.

I'll be setting records!

[Melman] I believe the phrase
is "spinning records," Marty.

[Pickles] That's perfect.

- [Dave chattering]
- [Pickles] Huh?

What am I doing? Making
a necklace for Kate.

[Dave chattering]

[Pickles] You're
making a necklace?

We can't both make
necklaces for Kate!

[Marty] Pickles! Dave!
It's your lucky day.

You can make the
world a better place

by letting us into
the tunnels for free!

[Pickles] And you can make
our world a better place

by paying up. Whatcha' got?

[Dave chattering]

[Pickles] Oooh!

We'll take the camera,

so we can photograph
my necklace on Kate!

[Marty] Ooh, sorry.

I gotta take the before and
after pictures of the clean-up.

[Dave chattering]

- [Alex] Uh-oh.
- [Pickles] Whatchu' got Alex?

Ooooh!

[Alex] My beach towel?
Don't even think about it.

[Gloria] How about
we bring you back

some beach charms to give
those necklaces some pizzazz?

[Dave chattering]
[Pickles] Deal.

♪ Let's go find a
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find something
new to explore ♪

♪ Let's go find a
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge through
every open door. ♪

♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪

[all groaning]

[Melman] That was
a long tunnel ride.

I think I have lotion sickness.

[Alex] You mean motion sickness?

[Melman] No Alex,
this is the beach.

You've gotta apply
your sunblock lotion.

[Alex] Ugh! Huh?

- [Marty] Huh?
- [Gloria] Huh?

Oh! Looks like
Sharkorama is that way.

Did you remember to
pack your disguises?

- [Marty] Yup!
- [Alex] Of course!

[Melman] Can I get mine?

[Marty] Is that everything?

We've got trash bags,
goggles, sunblock, yup!

We're all set!

Now time for a
little tidying up!

[gasps in horror]

We're gonna need a bigger bag.

[Melman] I love cleaning
as much as the next giraffe

but this could take a week.

[Marty] It is messier
than I imagined,

but we can make this work.

[Alex] Did you check
your Ranger Handbook?

I feel like it's
against the rules

to work this hard at the beach.

[Marty] A couple of good
before-and-after pictures

is all Ranger Hoof needs,
and the worse the "before,"

the better the "after."

I bet the Surf Shack

will have some
extra bags for us.

[beach-goer] Ha,
ha, ha, come on!

[Gloria] Ooh, there's
a beginners surf class

about to start.

If you need me, you
know where to find me!

[Alex] And I'll be right
here catching some rays.

[clanking noises]

So, is that whole
can clanging thing

going to go on all day?

[Marty] No.

The sooner we clean the beach,
the sooner it'll be over.

[Alex] And the sooner I
can get back to sunbathing:

the art of napping
while looking cool!

Maybe I will pitch in on
your cleanup, after all.

[Marty] Sure you wouldn't rather
take a surf class with Gloria?

[Alex] And get wet?
Ew! Now hand me a bag.

[surf music and cheering]

[Sharkorama MC]
Alright Sharkies!

Who here's a first time surfer?

[Gloria cheering]

Excellent!

Now, the first step to enjoying

a great first surf is to
ride the Blue Fin wave!

[crowd cheering]

And enjoy a refreshing
Blue Fin Energy Drink!

You feel that energy?

You can toss those cups
in the trash over there.

[Gloria] Hmm.

[Sharkorama MC] Cuz you'll
need both hands to grab

your Blue Fin Energy Sunglasses!

[man groaning]

And Blue Fin Energy Balloons!

Now run on over and claim
a surfboard, hop on,

and we'll go over
some surf-form basics.

[crowd cheering]

[Marty] I wish these
beach-goers would show

a little more care
for the beach.

[Alex] Eh, they
probably don't realize

what they're doing.

Like when I accidentally
leave my used chopsticks

under Marty's bed.
[Marty] You do what?

[Alex] This isn't
about me, Marty,

it's about the beach-goers.

[Marty] Okay fine,
forget about them,

and your chopsticks, for now.

I'm just here to
make one little patch

of the world cleaner,
set my record,

and enjoy the rest of my
beach day with my pals.

So let's get the job done.

♪ We'll be working together ♪

♪ Under the sun ♪

♪ Isn't it better when
we're working in fun ♪

♪ It might be a challenge ♪

♪ But we're still having fun ♪

♪ Alright, okay ♪

♪ It will always be blue skies ♪

♪ Sometimes be gray ♪

♪ But cuz we stick together
we will always be okay ♪

♪ So let's get to it ♪

♪ Show em when make it great ♪

♪ Come on, let's, go hey ♪

♪ Oh, ain't it better
when we work together ♪

♪ Having a good time ♪

♪ Having a good day ♪

♪ It's super fun to get
it done together, yeah ♪

♪ We're doing great, hey! ♪

♪ Oh, ain't it better
when we work together ♪

♪ I'll help with your thing ♪

♪ You help with mine, okay ♪

♪ It's super fun to get
it done together, yeah ♪

♪ We're doing great, hey! ♪

♪ We're working out together ♪

♪ Together is the better way ♪♪

[Marty] That wasn't
so bad, now was it?

[Alex] Not really, no.

[Melman] No, not at all.

[camera noises]

[Marty] Now let's get a picture
of this perfectly clean... What?

My "after" photo
looks even worse

than the "before" photo.

[Melman] Aw, it
can't be that bad.

[Alex] Yeah, I think
you're exagger...

Oh, whoa, he's totally right.

[Marty] They're dropping trash

faster than we
can even trash it!

[Melman] Yikes-ee-mama.

[Gloria] Marty, I thought you
said you'd be cleaning up.

- [Marty] We were!
- [Gloria] Really? 'Cause...

[Marty] There's more to
do, but we'll get it done.

[Gloria] Okay then,
well, surf's up!

Join me whenever you finish!

[Marty] Gloria, wait!

[Gloria humming]

You can't surf with
those horrible humans!

[Gloria] Horrible humans?

I haven't met any
horrible humans.

Which one's horrible?
[Marty] All of them!

It's obvious none of them
care about the beach at all.

[Gloria] You're wrong, Marty.

Everyone I've met
here loves the beach.

And they've all been so helpful.
Ooh, like that guy over there.

He took extra time
one-on-one with me

to teach me how to hang ten.

[chuckles]

[Marty] So you're on their side?

[Gloria] Marty!

There are no sides,

but there are some
pretty sweet waves.

I'll catch some now and
catch you all later. See ya!

[Marty groans]

[Marty] Looks like
the fate of the beach

rests in our hooves.

[surfer] Yay!

[Marty sighs]

[Alex] There must be some way

to make them aware of
the mess they're making?

[Marty] A bunch of
horrible beach-trashers

won't listen to reason.

[lifeguard] Hey you!
Yeah, I'm talking to you!

[Marty] But, they
might listen to her.

[surf music]

[Gloria] Woohoo!

[surfer] Looking
good, first-timer!

[Gloria] Yeah!

[suspense music]

Oggie?

[Oggie] Aw, I was
gonna surprise you!

I love a good surprise.

[Gloria] I haven't seen
you since Lala helped you

get free from that
net in the East River.

What are you doing out here?
[Oggie] It's the ocean.

I live here.

[Gloria] Oh. Right. Good point.

[Oggie] The question is,
what are you doing here?

[Gloria] Oh, I'm
here for Sharkorama.

[Oggie] A festival for sharks?

[Gloria] Actually Oggie,
that's not exactly...

[Oggie] How thrilling!
I feel so seen!

Oh!

[Sharkorama MC] It's time for
the beach ball bouncing contest.

[Gloria] Uh-oh, gotta run!

[Oggie] Gloria, I...

[Gloria] Great to see ya, Oggie.
Gotta go. Don't be a stranger!

[Oggie] But Gloria, this
is my first Sharkorama.

Will I know what to do?

Are the other sharks
there already?

I have follow up questions!

[kids chuckling]

[Marty] Hold steady.

Got it. Ooh,
that's a good one.

[Melman] Do you really think
this is going to work, Marty?

[Marty] If we snap more
pictures like this one, it will!

[Alex] Ooh, I see more careless
disregard for the beach

over there. [Marty]
Now hold steady Melman!

[picture sound]

Perfect. That should do it!

[Alex] Enough cuddling,
let's get those printed!

[camera noises]

[lifeguard] [sighs]

Why is the Blue Fin
cart so far away?

[Marty] She'll never miss these!

[whistle noise]
[lifeguard] Hey you two!

Not so deep! Don't make
me come over there!

[Marty] Ahhh! Here it comes!

[slurping]

[lifeguard] Ugh!
Who left this mess?

[Marty] Heh-heh!

Now go give those litterers
a piece of your mind.

[lifeguard] So much garbage!

[Marty] Not my pictures!

[lifeguard] Hey, come
in shallower, you two!

[Marty] No, no, no,
this can't be happening.

She was our last hope!

[Melman] Don't give up, Marty.

[Alex] You could always
take an after shot

of a different beach and pretend
you cleaned that one up instead!

[Marty] Hmm? [Alex]
Just trying to help.

[Marty] Forget it. You
go enjoy a cat nap.

I'm gonna toss out this trash.

[Gloria] Marty! There you are.

You missed some
gnarly surf, dude!

That's surfer talk.

You guys missed surf class,
but there's still time to enter

the beach ball contest!

[Marty] I don't
wanna do anything

with those humans.

Do you have any idea what
they're doing to this beach?

[Gloria] Um, playing
with beach ba*ls on it?

[Marty] No! Ruining
it with trash!

And ruining my chances at making
Ranger history, along with it.

[Gloria] There is
a lot of trash.

Maybe they just don't
realize what they're doing.

[Marty] A likely story!

This beach will never be
clean til they get off it.

[Gloria sighs]

[Gloria] Okay, Marty.

If you wanna join me, I'll
be bouncing some beach ba*ls.

Or you can go surfing
with Oggie instead?

[Marty] Oggie, the shark?

[Gloria] Yeah, can
you believe it?

[Sharkorama MC] Second round
of the beachball bounce

starts in 5!

[Gloria] What d'ya say?

You can join me in
the competition,

then we'll show everyone
how to clean up!

[Marty] Thanks, Gloria,
but, you go ahead.

I'm gonna say hello to Oggie,

there were bottles
out in the surf,

maybe he can help with
the beach cleanup.

[Oggie] Gloria!
Gloria come back!

[Marty] Hi Oggie, I'm
Gloria's friend, Marty!

[Oggie] Oh, goodie. Can
you tell her to come back?

[Marty] She's busy but,

can you come in
closer so we can talk?

[Oggie] Oh, okay!

[Marty] I was hoping I could
get your help gathering

some of the trash that's
floating out there.

I'm sure it's getting in the
way of your afternoon swim.

[Oggie] Trash? Hadn't noticed.

I've been too excited
about Sharkorama!

I wanted to ask Gloria how
I should introduce myself!

How's this: "Happy Sharkorama!"

Maybe that's too formal...

how about "Hey,
sharkies, what's new?"

[Marty] Oggie, it's not
that kind of Sharkorama.

They'd probably get scared and
go running off the beach...

Hmm.

So make sure to give them
one of your big smiles.

[Oggie] Like this?

[Marty] That's perfect!

Good luck with your
surprise Oggie!

I'm sure you'll
make a big splash!

[Oggie] Thank you so much!

Hooray!

[cheering]

[Sharkorama MC] Keep those
ba*ls in the air or you're out!

[surfer] Keep bouncing, kid!

That's it! That's it!

We're gonna beat
the other... Huh?

[laughing]

Shark!

[whistling]

[all screaming]

[Sharkorama MC] Sharkies,
clear the beach!

I repeat, Sharkies
clear the beach!

[Gloria] Oggie, what
are you doing here?

[Oggie] Your friend Marty
said everyone from Sharkorama

would be over here, but I
still don't see any sharks.

Don't worry, I'll keep looking!

[Gloria] Marty...

[Marty whistling]

[Melman] Oh-oh.

- [Gloria] Marty!
- [Marty] Huh?

[Gloria] Did you put
Oggie up to this?!

[Marty] I just told him that
he was invited to Sharkorama

and everyone would be
excited to see him.

All of which was
true, technically.

[Gloria] That wasn't very nice
to Oggie. Or to the humans.

And "technically"
you just put a stop

to all the Sharkorama fun!

[Marty] I did what I had to
do to clean this place up.

Aren't you worried about all
the poor defenseless animals

who call this home?
Including Oggie?

[Oggie] Hey everyone! I'm
here for Sharkorama...

Oh!

[groaning]

Oh no, tangled again?

How do I keep getting
myself into these pickles?

[Gloria] Well, Marty, how're
you gonna clean up this mess?

[Melman] The shark's in
trouble! We have to save him!

[Gloria] Hang in there, we'll
get you out of this soon enough!

[Oggie] That'd be [deep
breath] great because I

[deep breath] don't do very
well outside the water!

[Alex] Oh!

This would be easier if this
trash wasn't in the way!

[Marty] Ugh! That's what
I've been talking about.

Oggie never would
have gotten stuck here

if the humans had
been more careful.

[Gloria] Oggie wouldn't
have gotten stuck here

if you weren't so set
on shaming the humans.

[Oggie] Don't worry, I'm fine!

You just need to keep
pouring water on me

for the rest of my life!

[Gloria] Keep calm Oggie!
Alex, get Oggie some water!

[Alex] Already on
it! Here you go!

[Oggie] Ahhh, that's the stuff.

[Gloria] We can't
untangle him by ourselves.

We need more paws,
or hooves, or hands!

[Marty] There's no point.

Even if the Sharkies
did care about the beach

they're scared of sharks,
they'll never get close to one.

[Melman] Well somebody
better do something!

[Gloria] I know the
humans would help

if they knew we needed it.

I just wish there was a way

to point them in
the right direction.

[surfer] Surf's down dudes!

[Marty] Huh?

Point them in the
right direction!

Gloria, keep Oggie wet. Alex
and Melman, come with me.

Hang tight, buddy. I'm
gonna get you out of here.

[Gloria] Hang in there, Oggie.
Marty's up to something.

Hopefully it's something
good this time.

[surfer] Aww man, total bummer
they had to close the beach.

Huh?

This beach is a mess!

Wait, what?!

Dudes, look!

That shark's done
beached himself!

Little surfer girl
needs our help! Come on!

[Gloria] Good news, buddy.
Looks like help's on the way.

[surfer] Take the other side!

We need to turn this big fella
towards the water! Now push!

Watch out for those teeth.

[Melman] Do you think
Oggie will be okay, Gloria?

[Gloria] I sure hope so.

[surfer] If we can clear
this trash from the net,

I think we can break
it. Now if I can just...

[Oggie] Hooray!

- [surfer] Keep it wet, alright?
- [other surfer] On it!

[all groaning]

[surfer] That was
gnarly! Great job yeah!

[all] Yay Oggie!

[Marty] And I'm sorry!

[Oggie] Don't worry about it.
When you find the other sharks,

tell them they'll have to
enjoy Sharkorama without me.

I'm pooped!

[Marty] Wow, the surfers
did it. They set him free.

[Gloria] Not too bad for a
bunch of "horrible" humans, huh?

[Marty] You were right.
I underestimated them.

They're scared of
sharks and yet,

when they saw Oggie
was in trouble,

they put their fears aside and
worked together to help him.

[Gloria] I told you
they weren't bad.

They just needed to be pointed
in the right direction.

[Alex] And take a look
in that direction.

[Marty] Huh? Wait what?

[surfer] Whoa, all this trash
almost did in our shark buddy.

Not cool.

[woman] I guess I don't
need to use 17 plastic cups

in one day. I can
bring one from home!

[man] And I can perfect my
trash can rim shot, 2 points!

[man 2] This is fun.

We should make beach clean-up
a regular Sharkorama thing.

[Sharkorama MC] Blue
Fin's going green!

[Melman] I told ya!

Cleaning can be a very
relaxing vacation activity.

[all giggling]

[Gloria] Time for
that after photo!

[all] Yay!

[Marty] Kind of amazing
how much we can accomplish

when we all work together.
You were right, Gloria.

Next time I won't be
so quick to judge,

or leave people
out of the solution

when they can be a part of it.

[Gloria] This Junior Ranger
record is in the bag.

[Marty] And so is the trash.

[Alex] Enjoy your
Blue Fin drink!

[Dave chattering]

Here you go Ronathan!

[slurping]

For you, Bill! Gloria.

[Gloria] Thanks Alex!

Everyone put paw-prints
on their cups

so we know whose is whose!

Or, er, wingprints on your cups.

[Ranger Hoof] Badge
earned. Record set.

Congratulations, Junior Ranger.

[all cheering]

[Marty] I'd like to thank
everyone who helped!

It took a lot of
paws, hooves, hands

and even fins to
earn this badge.

[clears throat] [Pickles]
Gracing your party

with our presence does not
mean we're in a party mood.

Time to pay up!

[Gloria] Oh right!
Almost forgot these.

We got you a seashell
and something better...

[Pickles] Uhhh, what's that?

[Gloria] Recycled
materials for the necklace

you're making for Kate.

[Pickles] A piece of trash?
Dibs on the seashell!

[Gloria] Suit yourself, Pickles,

but this one is
Kate's favorite color!

[Pickles] Dibs on the trash!

[laughing]

[Marty] Even for
Pickles and Dave,

recycling trash is
making a splash.

[all laughing]

♪ Let's go find a
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find something
new we can explore ♪

♪ Let's go find a
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge through
every open door ♪

♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪