02x01 - Wicked Lord Shingan... Reborn

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My Mom and my sisters moved
overseas because of Dad's job...

However my first time living
alone only lasted for a few days.

Hey Rikka. I'm opening the door.

Wake up already. School starts today.

In a virtual repeat of
last year's attempt...

...to keep my dark chunibyo
history safely hidden away...

...and start life anew in high school...

...Rikka Takanashi here foiled me again.

I command you to awaken
Rikka Takanashi!

Or rather Wicked Lord Shingan.
The time of awakening has come!

Rikka is sunny side up okay?

Dark side up please.

"Sunny side up" it is.

Turn over!

So which is it?

I gave her too many options.

Yuta!

Yes?

I can't find the ribbon
for my school uniform.

Huh?

Gasp! Was it their doing?!

I let my guard down.

That's why I told you to
get it ready yesterday.

I'm coming in.

There's no time for goofing around!

I'll yank out your antenna hair!

Please don't! It's my
most attractive feature!

Rikka's mother also had to move out
of town for work this spring...

...which led to Rikka having to
live on her own as well however...

Heave-h*...

Why are your things being moved out?

Have they finally made their move?!

What? Rikka's grandfather accidentally
let go of their apartment?

It's sabotage!

I guess you'll have to live with me
until your new place is sorted out.

Activating emergency code: Triple Four!

And so Rikka temporarily
came to live with me.

It's pleasant to be woken up by you.

Put yourself in my shoes.

That would never fly with the priestess.

I lied to Toka and told her I'd
placed Rikka in a small apartment

and we are one week into
our deceitful life.

Chimera I give you my demonic fruit.

I am positive you are
immune to red fruits.

This proves nothing!

Try one. They taste as
good as strawberries.

That is impossible!

You're becoming more and
more like the priestess.

Are you under her influence?!

I'm saying it for your own good.

Yuta!

The fluid! The green squishy
matter is attacking me!

Wait! Stay perfectly still.

Wiping at it will only make it worse.

You need to dab at it like this...

{\i1}If you're heading out please do take
a collapsible umbrella with you.{\i0}

You could say we're a couple.

We're a couple but...

How do you get to romance from
this kind of a starting point?

I've never even had a normal
girlfriend before...

...so having a first girlfriend with
chunibyo sets the bar even higher.

Things settled down in a way that
isn't much different from before.

Guten morgen!

My name is Shinka Nibutani and I'm in
Year Two in high school starting today!

Nibutani?

Nibutani!

How do you do everyone?

Let's make it another good year.

Sure.

What's wrong with her?

High school two syndrome?

I'm going to say this one more time.

Remember what you promised yesterday.

Of course.

Based on the hieroglyphs the
hateful magic barrier attack

triggered by the Freemasons...

Wrong!

Our uninvited guests the
unfathomable parallel world?

Not that either.

Do you mean our discussion about
performing the Schrodinger's

cat experiment using Chimera?

Never! Don't do it!

You know. How we're living
together at my place.

Oh yes. That.

That is the only thing
I spoke to you about.

We should drop by the
realty office again today.

If you are referring to my new
base it has already been located.

For real?

It is the demon world of
the impossibly Wicked One

invisible to mere mortals!

I thought you were being serious!

I'll yank out your antenna hair!

No don't!

I see you lovebirds are already at it.

Who are you?

It's me Isshiki. Makoto Isshiki!

Friend of yours?

Nope.

It's me! The guy in
the Light Music Club!

The guy who sacrificed everything
for upperclassman Kumi!

Oh it's the crew cut guy.

Mister Crew Cut!

Stop calling me that! That
version of me is dead!

Just look at my Rock'n'Roll hair!

Isshiki what happened to your head?

Huh?

Let's go visit the student councilor.

You're getting it all wrong Sensei.

My hair type changed when it grew back.

Whatever you say.

Hey Kumin! Good morning!

I wonder who that was?

Kumin.

Rikka and Togashi. Morning.

You're both new Second Years today.

And now you're a Third Year.

Uh-huh. And it's such a let-down.

'Cause you'll have to
study for university.

Uh-uh that isn't what I
mean. I'm disappointed.

Want to know why?

Why?

Because Year Three is sooo next year.

That's funny.

That's how it told me to deliver it.

Um what have you got there?

You know how Morisummer always
makes everybody laugh?

I want to be just like her.

Growing older brings many changes.

Morisummer!

Morning! What are you supposed to be?

How do you do Kumin-senpai.

I am wearing regulation attire.

"How do you do?"

Are you experiencing advanced senility?

Senpai if I might have a word...

Morisummer where are we going?

DEKO
DEKO MIDDLE MIDDLE

Death.

And so let's all share
another lively school year.

{\a6}Thank you for that speech.

I'll show you.

I made a lot of mistakes...

...but that's all going
to change this year.

I swear I will claw my way
to the top of this school!

{\a6}The next speech comes
from our new students...

{\a6}...represented by Sanae Dekomori.

Wha-?!

{\a6}I am the new student
representative Sanae Dekomori.

{\a6}With the warm days of Spring...

{\a6}...the trees become enrobed
in fresh new green livery.

They say that she got better grades
than you had last year Nibutani.

{\a6}Our student lives also begin anew.

Oh really?

That's amazing.

Deko!

Hey what happened?

Ahem.

I believe everyone knows
that in this world...

...there are white
worlds and dark worlds.

Wha-?

"Seeing spirits requires
the proper heart."

"Love is everything."

Hey are you feeling all right?

Sensei Nibutani has fainted!

What are they doing?

We share the same class
once again Light Being.

What ever are you saying Takanashi?

Are you okay?

Takanashi!

We're in the same class.

Let's have another good year.

Let's.

Miss Nanase is our home room teacher.

Togashi.

They told to get my hair
cut for school tomorrow.

What'll I do?

How should I know? It's
your own damned fault.

Wait are we in the same class again?

No I'm in Class 3 next door.

Thank God.

Is that relief?!

You made no attempt to hide your relief!

Togashi a moment.

Who is this beautiful girl?

Pleased to meet you.

Are you Togashi's friend? My name is...

{\a6}Pot meet kettle.

I'm only bringing this up
because we share a classroom.

I have clearly instructed
Takanashi not to share...

...our middle school
memories with anyone.

Are you still on that?

I pondered all summer break.

I pondered my decision to attend
this particular high school.

Do I really intend to spend three
years of my life in that loser's club?

Hey are you okay?

Servant to Wicked Lord Shingan!

User of the Mjolnir
Hammer Sanae Dekomori...

...is hereby reborn!

Only the deviously
devious Fake Morisummer

would dare stage an attack
on me in my temporary guise.

You are rotten to the core.

Now observe!

I spin right left and left right.

The opposing revolutions shall produce
a kink between dimensions and space!

And by adding an additional revolution
I shall produce unlimited power!

Take this! The Mjolnir...

You sure have weak semicircular canals.

Dekomori will not be defeated!

Rich Cheese [6 pcs]

Because you're such an
energetic First Year...

...as a reward I will
give you the cheese

love. So. Much.

Don't you think you're overdoing it?

One must deal with trouble
of one's creation.

Paging a student.

Rikka Takanashi from Year 2 Class 4.

Please report to the staff
room immediately. I repeat.

Rikka Takanashi from Year 2 Class 4

please report to the
staff room immediately.

The school has been
overrun by t*rrorists!

Hardly.

Letters?

That's the thing. The school mailed
at least three to your home.

They all came back returned to sender.

That may be due to the fact that my

existence had been
erased from this world.

When we phone you it says
that number is not in use.

My existence had been erased.

But you exist right now so
perhaps it'll go through now.

You won't.

Why not?

My eye! My eye!

That's way too weak!

Far-East Magical Napping
Society - Summer Thereof

She seemed to buy it but we
can't keep this up forever.

Don't say that.

But it's hard.

Can't you just try to take a bite?

Come over here and join us Rikka.

No thank you.

The incubus lives in that coffin.

Even one forged in the darkness
such as I dare not approach.

I once experienced a frightening
dream while under its influence.

Really? What did you dream about?

Ugh the light! The Light
Being is paralyzing me!

What're you doing?

Ow?

Why is "ow" in the form of a question?

No particular reason.

If you had to choose where
would you want to live?

Live?

What we were talking about before.

Regarding your new base
and battle formation.

The base where my Wicked Lord

Shingan and the Dark
Flame Master manifest...

...is also an excellent
geomagnetic focal point.

You know it that's out.

I know.

Nibutani.

Hey what's with the costume?

Is that idiot here?

Look what she did to my
costume for Theatre Club!

{\a6}FAKE

She's sleeping inside.

Sleeping?

How convenient.

PERMANENT MARKER

Later!

Later.

What you're leaving?

Something like that.

We must search for a new base.

Zip it. C'mon.

Base?

For all that...

I have no idea where you
should set up house alone.

I favor a subterranean labyrinth
but a medieval castle will do.

Get real.

Past the corner store there's a castle
building that says "Parliament" on it.

You idiot! Stay away from that place!

Yuta.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize
how expensive rent is...

I mean I knew it might be expensive.

Actually I don't know
much about it either.

It has to be expensive.

Yuta.

Will I be barred from this place once
I have transferred to my new base?

Don't be silly.

But I won't come here when I
commute to and from school.

Well yeah probably not.

I won't be able to go to your room to
report activity in the magical realm.

What a shame.

But...

I'll drop by to pick you up for school.

We need to find you a place
nearby so I can visit.

Don't you want to stay together?

You two!

Nibutani.

Takanashi's apartment is
vacant. What's going on?

Did you move Rikka?

Well actually...

Let's have an explanation.

Toka?!

We leave for Italy soon...

...but you won't give me your new
address or answer your phone.

What's the story?

Uh it's not what you think!

Yuta! Run for it!

You dummy!

I see. You are attempting
to maintain secrecy.

Master!

Schwing!

Dekomori!

I was right to tail Fake Summer!

I your loyal servant will
buy you the time you need!

Masters please evacuate to safety!

Do you realize who you're up against?

Natch!

She is the priestess who
in a previous batle...

...once force-fed me a
mass of rotten dairy!

I couldn't wish for a worthier opponent.

Now come at me!

Hey you! Your hand! Your hand!

DUMMY

I know your intent now.

No! You're wrong! This
isn't what it looks like!

This is Fake Morisummer's doing!

Hey! It your fault to begin with.

I deeply respect you Priestess!

As my master's sister
I am at your command!

Stop trying to throw me under the bus!

You two are such good friends.

I'm sorry. My hand slipped.

What?!

All hands prepare for combat!

Assume positions and
prepare to intercept!

Be destroyed real.

Blow up synapses!

Vanishment This World!

Dark Matter Blaze.

It's no good.

She easily deflected
your Dark Matter Blaze.

She's unbelievable.

It's all or nothing!

L!

L! O!

L! O! V!

L! O! V! E!

Yay!

How about a physical attack?

Direct Impact!

Machine g*n!

[DEMON GOD g*n] MA SHIN GAN

Machine g*n!

Yuta!

Schwarz Shield!

Arrostire!

What's arrostire?

It means "oven roasted."

Yuta!

Too hot!

You shacked up?!

Really?

Like I said it's not what you think.

In what way?

You're living together as
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Please control your
disgusting imagination.

What do you mean disgusting?

I think you're the one
with the dirty mind.

W-what? I Dekomori am
always pure of thought!

You've gone beet red.

For a little kid you
have a really dirty mind.

Be quiet! Be quiet
you big-boobed freak!

Hey stop that!

Shacking is sooo shocking!

That hurt.

Anyway it's really
not what you think...

...and we had no choice.

You're saying that a full grown
boy like yourself had no choice...

....but to shack up with
my little sister with whom

you are in a romantic relationship?

That's not what I meant.

You are not in a romantic relationship?

Uh no...

You guys split up?

You dissolved your pact?

Who dumped whom?

Quit it! I'm saying we
are not "shacking up!"

How is that different?

Yes we are living together...

...but it's mostly because I was

concerned about leaving
Rikka on her own.

It's been almost a week now and
nothing of the sort is going on.

Of what sort?

Beat it all of you!

How about it?

Our contract remains unaltered.

In other words we're
not "living together"...

...that's it! We're roommates!

It's a home share situation. You know!

Ow!

Do you think that logic will fly by me?

Do you think I will permit that?

You are a boy!

My magazine!

No matter what you
cannot live together.

I will find her an apartment. If
you have a problem with that...

...I will take Rikka to Italy with me.

Italy?

The magical society! The Cardinal!

Am I to be imprisoned in such a place?

Italy is home to the occult!

The Vatican Sixth Sense
I see dead people!

Home to the occult?

So you want to go now?

Yes?

I'm home.

Good evening.

Kuzuha why are you here?

I came home.

Surely you were told I was coming
back for the new school term.

I was told? By who?

By Mom.

Oops I forgot!

Rikka has been living here?

What's so bad about that?

Huh?

After all she doesn't have
her own place right?

We have plenty of rooms here.

You're really sure?

To be honest I was also concerned
about leaving Rikka on her own.

If you would act as supervisor
it should be okay.

I'm sorry. Please let her stay
here just a little longer.

Sure.

Understood. You can count on me.

Hurry up and find your own place.

And so my life alone with
Rikka came to an abrupt end...

TOGASHI MAIL FOR NAKANISHI HERE

...and three teenagers began
life together in spring.

Yuta's notebook. I forgot
to return it to him.

Rikka?

Not again.

What the-?

Did someone new move in?

She never was able to
get her apartment back.

To Be Continued