MOTHER'S DAY
as*h*le!
Just wait!
Papa, why are you sleeping on the loo?
Are you going to bed already?
It's morning: Flush and go to bed.
You should have left me
in the old-age home.
You've never been in one.
But I was a P.O.W.
Ssh, don't wake the others!
Go away, I have to pee.
So much expensive junk...
Gerry, you beast...
Mr. Gratzl, you can't do that!
Good morning, Mr. Neugebauer.
Good morning, Mrs. Miller.
Oh, sh*t!
Good morning, Mr. Neugebauer.
I'll call the police!
Of course.
Good morning, Mr. Schwalbach.
Stop that, Mischa.
Take Willi off the table.
Good boy!
Are you deaf ?
No, I hear everything, Trude.
Edwin! Say something!
Listen to Mom.
OK.
Don't talk back!
OK.
Mum, Daddy has...
What now?
The flowermakers are raking it
in this weekend.
And they just wilt. I don't need any...
You're not getting any.
Mother's Day is a waste of time.
Watch your tongue.
And finish breakfast.
OK.
Don't talk back!
A Toyota 16V economy engine,
all electric. Cheap!
249.600 - a real bargain.
We decided on new furniture.
And my Lone Ranger City Bike.
I wouldn't even haven gotten you
that expensive computer.
First the home and then new wheels!
You said no new furniture
until Grandpa's in a home.
We'll never put Grandpa in a home.
Scoundrels. We'll see, who draws first.
And now for the big bang.
Let's spend a winter holiday in Kenya.
Sure, and summer in Greenland!
Others are doing it!
Why are so many thin or pudgy
why are so many Frankensteins
why are there some that look so lovely
and why am [ not as cute as wise
why are so many people scoundrels
why do so many cheat and lie
why are some others really off well
why am I not riding on top
The Mamas and the Papas are at fault...
Seek the Darkie!
But I did put a coin in. Darn!
3478 children live on this block.
I'll take it.
Post-office, Perlinger speaking.
Morning!
Broke the record, Champ?
Nope. Skidded on the playground.
Rotten luck.
Who's there? Sure you can donate money...
A pound of minced meat, thinly sliced.
In abun?
Yes, but no bones.
We're out of hones.
I'll come back tomorrow.
Perlinger speaking...
I want to donate my bank books. ...
I can't hear you, you're always talking.
Morning!
How are we?
Not so good.
Why?
The scales are broken.
Hi, honey-bun.
Piss off!
Come on...
And the return address?
Bye!
If you pass a market, don't forget my Bounty.
Might not fit on my scooter.
Let's say 6 pounds.
Much too big for 6 pounds.
Whose truck is on my scooter?
Mine. Why?
Would you remove it?
Now?
It's urgent because of the doner kidney.
Someone's waiting, I guess.
Edwin, check the balance
on the parish bank book.
I'm already pushed for time.
We have to go!
OK.
What's wrong?
I want to stay home. I have flue,
tonsillitis and rheumatism.
We were anchored in Madagascar
with the black plague on board
the buckets full of rotten water
and daily a body over board
Ahoi, comrades, ahoi, ahoi...
Watch out, the bus!
Hi, what are you doing at seven?
Don't wait, Gerry.
Every moment with you counts, Sugar.
The old lady is off to a 2-week workshop.
I'll miss you, Sweets.
There's nothing to oogle at, children.
I want to stay with you.
You better behave. Don't embarrass
me like with the boy-scouts.
A kidney!
I need a new one. Is it a left one?
Never mind. Just wear it upside down.
Anything wrong?
Are you crazy?
Never let on you saw something.
Some things we don't hear, see,
or talk about.
Active foam, high pressure cleaning,
rinse, glossy polish, the works.
And you?
Just a wash.
Behind the yellow line.
Train's coming.
Bye, Sugar!
Hey, Mischa!
Behave!
This is your new class-mate.
We know that sissy!
He was in a boys' class, but had problems.
What problems?
Boy problems.
w*nk*r!
Stop laughing. He'll be with us for a while.
Good luck!
We'll make him feel at home.
Let's talk about tomorrow.
Mother's Day!
Hi Hugo.
No new kitchen, and certainly
no car, right?
And no home full of seniles...
Grandpa, your bank books.
Thank you.
Wow! A Carina liftback.
Sporty, low mileage.
Does your's have an economy engine?
Hi, Evelyn, Miss Schébinger.
Take off your hands.
I have an appointment.
Hi, Dumpling. Finally...
Make it short. I'm in a hurry.
Are you nuts?
If Schwalbach sees us, the whole
neighborhood will know, Dumpling.
Stop that stupid "Dumpling".
At the parish weekend you liked it.
That was weeks ago. It wasn't serious.
Are you crazy?
sh*t!
Close it!
Let's practice the poem for tomorrow.
{wish you, Mummy dear, a sailboat
the world's largest castle,
a carriage with 10 horses
new shoes and a trunk full of clothes
1000 roses and many new trousers.
Piss off!
Come here, Beatrix.
I bet you all have Mother's Day presents.
I painted a silk scarf for Mom.
She won't like you messing up her scarves.
And Michaela won't like you secretly smoking.
Who's smoking?
No one.
Mischa, what do you have for Mom?
I made something.
Stop laughing. What?
An electric knife.
You bought it, not made it.
I rebuilt it to give her a shock and
slit her belly.
Just looking. Bye.
Sure. Bye.
as*h*le!
What?
Wanna join our g*ng?
No.
Good! - Keep up the good work!
Then we'll beat you up.
O.K. I'll join.
You have to pass a test.
Hard?
Easy. You know Evelyn Schdbinger?
Sure. From the church choir.
Before mass tonight, you have to do
this in front of her.
Not that. The real dirty one...
Oh, that!
Another way of doing it.
Tonight...
Dumpling! - Let's take another trip.
With the whole family or just your wife?
61,40,- please.
I have the change.
Thank you.
Good bye.
May I feel you up?
I'm Detective Ubleis.
Good morning. Sit!
I'm the donor.
It's noon, we're closed.
Then you forgot to lock.
What do you want?
I called. I don't hear well.
You have musical telegrams?
Sorry.
The guy over there has them all.
I'll take one without music.
Young man, I'm first.
So what do you want?
Here, the bank books.
We're closing. Come back Monday.
I'll help you.
Gladly. With what?
Don't tell me this jumped into
your dress. I've been tailing you.
I'll report you. Haberl, note pad.
Just looking.
Sure.
Name? Adress?
None of his business.
Stay out.
How embarrassing.
Don't call the police.
I'm a parish member and...
Death sentence for shop lifters!
I warned you already.
Calm down, Yogi-Bear.
But...
Just looking.
Sure.
I'll report you for defamation.
Open the valve, Fatso.
You asked for it.
Here.
You have the hooks!
Let me donate this.
All of it? That's half a million!
Sure.
Anything else?
No thanks. - What?
1143,
Watch your stupid hose.
You can donate for the Caritas,
the dome, the WWF...
The worldwide suffering animals
need all they can get.
I'll fill cut the slip.
We need the password.
I don't need it.
But I do.
I'll think that one over.
Password's in the back.
Indeed. "House Beautiful!”
The Total?
Still crazy. 168.244,40.
Right.
Hands up.
My God, a weapon.
That's no weapon. This is a weapon.
Gentlemen, this is a weapon.
Just looking.
Don't dare to put us on.
It's lunchtime.
0.K., we're coming. -
An ice bear got shot in the drug store.
Dally, or lunch will burn.
Sorry, I finished duty 2 minutes ago
and my plane's waiting.
Scoundrels, all of you!
I have one now who knows all the tricks.
Of ironing shirts?
Idiot. She invented the Kamasutra.
Another dumbbell?
She's not so dumb.
And your wife?
Doesn't know.
Sorry, out of gas.
w*nk*r.
Who is it?
I promised not to tell.
Do I know her?
Sure.
From where?
The parish.
Who is it?
Schobinger.
Evelyn?
Watch out!
Looser in the hips. Just circles!
Have you read your horoscope?
No.
Know what it says?
No.
Your habits will fail you.
Jail you?
You're used to losing it. Stay cool.
What's wrong?
I didn't really want to come and I need
to go to the hairdresser.
Giving up?
Whose head is this?
Mischa's.
But Carneval's over.
Better he dresses up at parties
than taking drugs.
Hi, Sweetheart!
Hi, Gerry, Mr. Gratzl.
6 o'clock my place, right?
Don't forget the rubber.
He's fixing my bike.
Are you buying one?
Here's something for you,
and your wife.
Thank you.
Hello everyone.
Move up.
I'm bleeding.
For Christ's sake!
What's up?
Piss off.
Beatrix cut herself. Have you bled there before?
No, never.
I bet she sat on broken glass,
that sissy.
I'll take her to get a band-aid.
Be good.
I bet she needs stitches.
No. Girls always bleed during full moon.
Wiseguy!
Do you want to see dirty discs?
What is it?
Do you have Atomic Disaster or Gestapo?
Kid's stuff. I have the megaporno!
No kidding, as*h*le.
Let's show him the window.
They're not here.
Sure are.
That's too much!
Freak, you want to see live porno?
It'll get your willie up.
Have you gained weight?
You think so?
You're letting yourself go.
Figure-wise?
Am |I interrupting?
Practicing for the parish party?
It do.
A photo for the Parish News?
We're already changed.
Then we don't put it in the news...
Wow, what horny stuff!
The fat one's great.
Yes, no bra.
No sh*t! Let me look.
Give him a chance, bully. Front row.
Is your mom like that at home, too?
Even better!
Behind the yellow line.
Train's rolling in.
Scandalous, those young girls.
The preacher promised action.
Yes, we're infested by foreigners.
You're next, Mrs. Neugebauer.
I say: the classical Mother's Day wave.
Hold it. I want a change.
To blond? A bit stickey.
Thank the Lord, and Miss Evelyn Schébinger,
who brought these rhythms from Kenya.
Let us hope for Mary's plea
and the Lord's forgiveness.
It alf isn't true
slowly I can see trough
it alf isn't true
When I hear someone hold a speech
about how he's going to turn
the world around
then I know for sure...
How's it look?
Some shiner!
Can I ride your bike?
It'll rust with your sweaty fingers.
Did you bring the discs?
Sure.
It better be hard core,
or I'll get you tomorrow.
Not tomorrow, Mother's Day.
F... Mother's Day.
It alf isn't true
slowly I can see trough
it alf isn't true
...some have not been blessed.
Give them the power to open up for
the conception and the life-giving seed.
Hear our prayers.
Come on!
Gerry told me everything.
What?
He confessed everything, you sex maniac.
So what?
You're on.
Oh, Lord, many have lost their mothers.
In exchange I received a wife.
Give me - her - the strenght to fulfill
her duties with love and dignity.
Hear our prayers.
Come on!
You do it with everybody!
I don't owe explanations.
We weren't serious.
Remember what you whispered in my ear?
You said "wicked f... - froggy".
Ever watched a frog do it?
Great.
You're actually awake!
Don't, Pa, they ripped off the kidney,
really. Please don't...
I can't stand your stupid face anymore,
Pl kit you!
as*h*le!
Hello!
Not again.
Nice! For mother...
That's not my city.
I'd recognize it...
Wrong, honey, we just missed the turn.
I'd hurry, Architect.
Where to, Mayor?
Doesn't matter. Cuba, for all I care.
But I have to be at Mom's at 10.
Once a year, on Sunday, Momma is the queen
right away at breakfast,
the day starts with a scene
keep on celebrating, let the neighbors shout
no way to avoid it, there is no way out
I'm not sure.
Looks like her.
Get in the mood, everybody, says Papa
and after a few kicks in the ribs,
Sonny says his poem
The men do the cooking, of course
so watch out, Momma!
Let's wait for Papa at the Parish Cafe.
I won't go far.
If he sees you're not here,
he'll whip you
Who cares.
So if's Mother's Day...
My wife's this tall, what do you suggest?
He has a wife!
This seems right.
I thought we ... Mother's Day?
How was the porno?
What's your name? Come with me.
Sonny packs his toys and threatens to move out
Poppa, dead drunk, wants sex in the afternoon
so watch out, Momma!
It was froggy something...
A frog?
No, fog.
Not fog, {... froggy. I was there.
Is there coffee?
It's cold. Let's celebrate inside.
Can't set this up inside. That's settled.
I'll catch something in this draft.
Might as well have left me in the home.
You've never been in a home.
But P.O.W. - French in the First,
Russian in the Second. Scoundrels, all of them.
Put up my chair. The wind'll blow me over.
There is no wind, you pest.
My knees!
You're nerve-wrecking.
Thanks, you're so kind.
But I can't put it up alone.
A little to the side. Sideways...
Got it!
Leave it. There.
No, Grandpa, the cover stays.
The cover's still on.
It stays on. You always slop on everything.
What's that?
The Mother's Day present.
Whose birthday is it?
Nobody's!
He'll be pleased.
Just wait.
Robbery. I want to make a report. Steals papers
each Sunday and you don't care. Hello?
What's up, Karl?
Schwalbach.
What's he want?
The usual, paper robbery.
Who's that?
Won't say.
We'll fix that. Hear that ugly noise?
Yes.
Lieutenant Berecz. He's not as nice as we.
But we'll get him, if you won't talk with us.
Help me.
Can't get up. The cover's too slippery.
I'll get it.
No, Mischa's not home.
{ know he's here.
Then why do you ask,
you impudent so and so...
Who's talking?
The police. We've arrested
some Mischa Neugebauer.
Of course, sir. Thanks. Immediately.
I told him anyway.
Gerry, you beast!
Sorry, Sugar.
Kojak. Edwin, bad timing. Problems
with Sonny-boy? Gerry'll fix it.
w*nk*r.
Come on, I'm doing a numb -
Uh, Sweetie-Pie!
How's the weather?
I'm strung out-stress.
I'll call you.
Have to hit the road, Sugar.
Trude was always so proper.
Like with the bank book...
But maybe...
If it's her, we can't trust her anymore.
Hush. She's coming.
The coffee's really fresh! Such aromal
The egg-nog is a little sweet.
Shouldn't drink it, botulism, you know.
Yes. Bottled it's more delicious.
Especially when its fresh.
Good Day. Let's go, dear.
Let's get it over with.
Some flowers and a poem, I love you,
that's all I know. All the best, Mom.
I'll be there soon - at Christmas. Bye.
Get out and don't get caught again.
Thanks.
Exit!
A pound of minced meat without bones.
We only have it with bones today.
Thanks, bye.
Help me, Pop.
Hi, Grandpa.
Don't be fresh!
Help!
Is that for Mom?
Help me.
But promise.
What?
Not to tell Mom about the police.
You're lucky it's Mother's Day.
Who cares.
You better! Help Grampa set the table,
fix the BBQ, and don't be sloppy.
OK.
Not O.K. - this is a day of joy
for Mom and us all.
We'll be right back.
Take your head away.
It's not mine.
Do we have guests?
Young man...
Don't have time.
Who is it?
Who cares.
Schwalbach's?
Willi, come to Gramps.
Grandpa'll feed you. Sit down.
You still have some goodies here.
Eat those first.
Child p*rn*graphy, disturbance of the peace
and she's the wanted thief. Arrest them!
Right away, Mr. Schwalbach.
Gerry, a lady for you!
Forgot your toy, sweetie.
I'll bring it by. No?
Then I'll take your wife's calls.
Kiss - but not there!
Hurry, three bouquets.
All gone.
Let me have it.
A hundred. That's fine.
The apple tree must carry tons of apples.
But in the fall it can say, that's enough.
And the load is taken off.
It may rest for a half a year.
Mothers...
...are not as well off as apple trees.
Hi. Have you all gone crazy?
Where's Dad? Why are you here?
Why not?
Because of the surprise.
Edwin's getting Trude.
I'm already here, Dad.
I didn't recognize you with your new fur hat.
Are you all crazy? What's that?
Your surprise.
A hole in my tablecloth? Thanks.
Dad'll be upset that you've seen it.
He won't. You shut up, Mischa.
Who cares.
Great. Nothing's ready.
Have you been picking your noses?
Where's Trudl gone to?
Missed her. Bet she's walking.
Got the car washed and polished for nothing.
That's her! Line up. Hurry, Pop.
Dearest Trude.
Mother, wife, daughter-in-law.
As each year, we wish...
...to thank you for everything,
be it household or family.
We'd never be washed or combed...
Louder!
I hear it!
We'd never be washed or combed...
the socks...
we'd have dirty socks and shirts...
we'd eat fish with honey...
...and cauliflower with cinnamon...
if you wouldn't...
...take care...
...that everything's O.K.
Mom, if we are.
Sometimes a burden, Mom.
What would you do without kids.
Be glad you have us.
Wonderful, thank you.
The real present is something
we've all been wanting. Move.
Sensational!
What a great table!
Neat, huh?
And so comfortable.
Are you crazy spending so much money?
Nothing's too dear for you.
We robbed our bank books.
Sure did.
Look, Ma. From me.
You anyway have no money. Wow!
Try it on the cutlets.
How does it turn on?
No way. It's Mom's day. Today we cook.
Can I borrow it?
Edwin, that's my knife.
The cutlets are so tough.
It's Mother's Day!
Don't crush the flowers.
Buckle up for the highway.
Scandal!
Hilde, get out. The ride's off.
Don't talk back.
I'm s0 hungry. I'll take a sausage.
Stop it, Pop.
Are you OK?
I'm all right.
Come upstairs for a band-aid,
and bring a paper.
We're BBQ-ing. It'll be fun.
What's up?
Nothing. Evelyn's coming.
Not on Mother's Day!
I don't need her either.
Quit it! This is my day.
It's our day, too!
We don't have enough cutlets.
Shame on you!
You can have my cutlet.
Too tough for me teeth.
Are you crazy?
Grandpa, eat your cutlet or else.
For Mom!
Hit
What an original hair-do.
Nice, huh? Join us,
we anyway have too much food.
Look, whom I have here for you.
Well, who's this?
This is my father-in-law.
Evelyn Schdbinger.
We met already. At the post-office.
But we were younger then.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
How sweet of you. Here.
Do you like my present?
Gorgeous!
Sit down. Martini?
Sure!
Shall I fix another one?
We have already two.
Cheers!
Some Mother's Day.
Mama, don't cry about your son.
Mama, fate will bring you together again.
He'll never forget what you meant to him
that there's only one on earth
with a love like your's
Mama, even if life means sorrow and pain
he'll think of you because you pray for him
Dreams of youth pass by...
I'll get you a plate.
Ml help.
You have no business here.
But, Edwin...
No intimacies. In fact, get out of here.
Stop it.
Something's whistling. Give back
my hearing-aid or I'll tell.
Tell what?
Everything.
What's the matter?
Nothing. Cheers!
Attention, feed Willil
What are you doing?
Leave him be. He's sleeping.
I say it here and now,
I didn't sit on Willi.
Papa, Grandpa k*lled Willi.
Yes, he's gone.
Is Willi asleep?
Grandpa, you pig!
Mischa, we don't call people pigs.
Not even Grandpa.
Come to Mama, Sweetie. Willi was already
over the hill, and now he's in guinea-pig heaven.
No!
Sure. He's watching over you now.
Mummy'll get you a new one.
Or do you want a hamster?
No, a Dobermann.
Over my dead body.
What's with Willi now?
Don't play dumb, Pop.
Might as well have left me in the home.
Could someone kindly take Willi off the table?
I'm afraid of the toxins.
I'll take him because I'm leaving.
I'll take him away.
Do we have guests?
They won't notice anything.
Come, Evelyn, I'll show you something.
This is where we'll put the synthetic drapes.
No ironing, you know.
Listen, I have to leave.
Please don't. Who knows what else they're up to.
And the sun is coming out again.
0.K, for you, but not for long.
I'm sick of the bad weather.
Edwin told me it was lousy
on the parish weekend, too.
What?
Just talking about the parish weekend.
I would have come, but my headaches...
You didn't miss much.
The evenings are always fun, though.
Can't you talk about anything else?
Why?
Who cares about the parish weekend!
Or do you want to t*rture me?
Edwin...
Don't "Edwin" me in front of my family!
What's the matter?
Who cares.
Pull yourself together.
Do what you want. Stone me.
0K, it happened. [ was drunk.
That can happen to anyone.
So you don't even care?
Don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
A mountain? You're making a fool of me.
She seduced me!
Great. Dad has a thing with her.
What a Mother's Day.
k*lled! Imagine, k*lled! I want to make a report.
Are you serious?
What now?
Now he says there's been a k*lling.
m*rder? At Neugebauer's?
Believe me, it was nothing.
How can you do that to me?
To you? To me!
It was nothing. We drank a little
and then things got slippery.
Where did I slip?
Pull yourselves together in front of the child.
A child?
Come on, Mischa is no baby.
Listen, you. I know my son.
Me, too...
You know what she did with me?
I did what?
That's the thanks I get for
sticking up for you. You're sick.
Seducing minors. That's criminal.
I'm leaving.
You stay. Trude, call the police.
It's not funny, Grandpa.
Look, Dad, Mom's in the paper.
Isn't that Trude?
Shoplifting. I don't believe it.
Freeze!
Hang up!
I'll spell the name.
Hang up.
No, Sir. We'll see this through.
Thanks for your call.
I'm getting real hungry.
That isn't me. Totally different hair-do.
Sure it's you. Don't lie. All that
expensive stuff in the closet.
I don't get it. Nothing ever
happened before.
Is that your hobby or something?
You have your model planes, don't you?
But I don't sh**t anybody.
Wow! Mom shot somebody.
I'm ashamed of you. A shop-lifter.
Don't I take good care of you? She steals!
Nobody has to go hungry here.
I do!
It's all your fault.
Now listen, Edwin.
You listen! This doesn't involve you..
I didn't involve myself, you did.
I'm leaving.
Get out, and fast.
Dad, she'll tell the police.
Who's that now?
I think the doorbell rang.
Don't you think you should
reconsider your life?
You won't talk, Evelyn.
They'll catch you anyway.
Let's not haggle. How much?
Great. Bribery!
Shut up. How much?
Admit it, you want my fur coat.
I'd take it, too.
All |I want is to leave.
You're all crazy. Let me go!
You shut up. Mischa, get
the bank books from the bedroom.
Evelyn, please!
Dad, there are no bank books.
What?
Wait. I have it.
Are you out of your mind?
Where's the other one?
I still have to think about that one.
You don't need the money anyway.
I donated it to the animals. They're so in need.
Miss Evelyn was kind enough
to help me with the money transfer.
My city bike...
You ruined our happy home.
What did you do with our money?
You're sick. Help!
Shut up!
You should all be put away
in a mental home!
Oops...
Oh my God!
I say it here and now: it wasn't me.
Oooh, bad!
If anyone sees that...
What's going on up there,
Mrs. Schmidt?
Do something, Edwin.
I can't stand it.
Do what?
Hold her.
It's better like this.
Please don't.
It wasn't me.
I love you, Edwin.
Open up. Police.
Open up, or we'll have to break in the door.
Who cares.
I have to pee.
Oh, no you don't.
These people claim to be anonymous witnesses.
Supposedly you tortured and k*lled this
animal and threw if off the balcony.
Yes.
I rather assume the unlucky animal
lost its balance and fell to its death.
Yes.
Just a minute. It wasn't like that.
Don't mingle in official business.
And how about the newspaper?
Go home and keep yourselves available.
My condolences, Mr. Neugebauer.
Likewise. Thank you.
It cost you a round at the next games.
You're both a little pale.
Don't overdo the festivities.
Inspector!
Where should we put the body
50 no one finds it?
Are you out of your mind?
Throw it on the BBQ.
A WARM NIGHT IN JUNE
Put on some more, Fritzi.
Since this morning I am sure.
I don't know where I was yesterday
but I'm sure to go there again
I have to go there every night
Day by day before the town awakens
{leave my trace at the edge of night
No way back, the hunter wins
my place is with the wild kids
The moon has risen, the golden stars are strung.
Everything's in tune, everybody sings...
What a family, the Neugebauers.
Only since they put Grandpa in a home.
It's always the same. If just takes
one to spoil the harmony.
Just think of Evelyn...
That's where the police really failed.
I wonder where she is?
Probably in Kenya, with her b*mbos.
She can afford it with our bank book.
Tonight or never...
Trude, sweetie pie, I've had enough. I'm tired.
Was it good?
A little sweet.
That's because it was frozen.
Mischa, give the bones to Willi.
On behalf of everyone, thanks for
the generous donation. Delicious.
You're welcome.
Cheers, Sweetie.
Aren't you eating?
Thanks, but we've been working all day.
Makes one lose the appetite.
Hove the world and it loves me
1l get you and I know just how
Good evening. Am I intruding?
Lovely. Proof, once again, that
the community doesn't need to be big,
but united in belief and understanding.
Cheers!
ON A DISTANT ISLAND
At will be well, we'll start again
and leave this place behind
I can rest and close my eyes
and see it in my mind
It is summer
the wind fills the sails
and leads to the island full of happy people...
Thanks.
Young Man!
The beer is warm. Might as well
have left me in the home.
But Grandpa's never been in a home.
But I've been a P.0.W. - With the French
in the First and the Russians in the Second.
Dally, dally.
Behind the yellow line, train leaves.
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Mother's Day (1994)
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