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02x04 - Finding the Vain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Everyone Is Doing Great". Aired: January 12, 2021.*
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Five years after the end of their hit series "Eternal," Seth and Jeremy lean on each other as they struggle to regain their former level of success and relevance.

02x04 - Finding the Vain

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[electronic music playing]

-[cell phone chimes]

-[groans]

-[cell phone chiming]

-[mumbling]

[chiming continues]

[gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh! My God!

[Andrea moaning]

Why? Why did you sleep in the bath?

What time is it?

It’s like 10:30 or something.

[Andrea] f*ck!

[Izzy] What the f-- Hey, no--

Hang on, let me help you.

I can’t help you.

Ugh. I can’t help you. I’m sorry.

I have to go to work. f*ck!

-You have to go to work?

-I have to go to work.

-Why do you have to go to work?

-Because I have work, man!

-f*ck!

-Why?

Why?

[tap water running]

[laughs] What are you doing?

Oh, I’m just flipping

the knives and the forks

points down.

Are you, uh, questioning

my loading technique?

No, I’m just-- You know,

I don’t wanna get stabbed

so, you know, you point 'em down.

And-- I also learned this

from my grandma--

but the big pots, don’t put 'em

over the smaller cups

because it traps in the moisture.

Nothing really dries.

Also, cups you can load

from back to front.

Really optimizes the space.

Back to front.

-Back to front.

-Did your grandma

also teach you not to leave a soggy rag

just curled up in a ball like that?

No, but I wasn’t done with that.

She did also teach me

not to leave a soggy sponge in the sink.

-You do that all the time.

-[Sarah scoffs]

Are you seriously telling me

how to manage my own apartment?

-Just sayin'.

-[scoffs]

Unbelievable.

[Sarah scoffs]

Wow.

I'm so-- I’m sorry.

Come here, come here, come here.

It’s my bad.

I feel like we need

to do something outside of here.

Hmm.

Like, we’ve just been cooped up here

the last couple of weeks.

We haven’t done anything,

but you’ve been working and studying,

and I’ve just been working.

What if we take a little trip?

Huh? Like a vacation? My treat.

You know I can’t take a vacation.

What if it’s just, like, two days?

A little weekend. Maybe one night.

Two days, two nights.

I study on the weekends.

I-I need that time.

Well, maybe you could study on a vacation.

I just don’t--

[laughs]

But you know what?

How about this?

Why don’t you meet me for lunch

this afternoon.

Okay?

-Yeah, I can do that.

-Cool.

All right, I’ll see you.

Okay.

[percussive jazz playing]

[Tony, on answering machine]

Hey, Jeremy, it’s Tony. What's up?

How many days have we stacked, huh?

I know we’re getting close

to the triple digits.

Good sh*t, brother. Good sh*t. Keep it up.

I, uh, just wanted to call

and see how you were doin'

with the N.A. meeting.

Uh, maybe hit Tuesday and Thursday nights

on the third yet?

I want to hear all about it, man.

Give me a ring.

No. No. Of course not.

Why would you be there?

What the f*ck?

[yells]

f*cking damn it!

[groans]

I’ll get a f*cking Uber then.

[keys rattling]

[instructor] In three. In two.

Last breath. Love breath.

Breath, come open my door.

Izzy!

-Sorry.

-Good! Second row.

You do not want the last row on me.

-Right there. Go.

-Sorry. Sorry.

Shame! Shame!

[all] Shame! Shame!

Shame! Shame!

I’m kidding, Izzy.

Everybody, hold the center.

Izzy, get on your bike right now.

You are interrupting my class.

Sorry! Sorry, I’m going.

Who are you supposed to be?

[panting]

-I can’t--

-[instructor] Izzy!

Get it together!

What is this? Who are you? E.T.?

What is happening?

-You okay?

-Yeah.

-[woman] You don’t look well.

-Fantastic.

Don’t make me beat somebody up

this morning, Izzy.

Yes! Go, angel Amy.

-[grunting]

-Not so fast, tough guy.

[panting] Okay.

Trying to make me mess up

my new suit?

-It does look pretty cheap.

-[laughs] Oh! Real funny.

Guess what? You’re gonna tell us

everything we need to know.

You got nothin' on me.

Yeah, I think Detective Laurie

begs to differ.

[exhales]

[mouthing]

Oh, yeah?

I bet Detective Laurie

begs to differ.

Your a*s should have stayed

in Montana.

Cut!

-[Andrea] sh*t.

-[director] That was good.

-[Andrea] Sorry.

-[director] So when he says,

"Detective Laurie begs to differ," bam!

"Your a*s should have stayed

in Minnesota."

Minne-- Didn’t I say that?

No, you said "Montana."

-Tim.

-Can you hold your g*n like this?

-[Michael] Hold the g*n?

-[director] Hold the g*n.

Yeah, I think just--

-That's-- Okay.

-It’s gonna look cool.

All right. Feels weird, though,

but all right.

[whispering] Why is Vicky on set?

[Michael] Uh no idea.

No idea. Are you--

You, uh-- Yeah, you have fun last night?

Could everybody tell?

No. When you look like

a complete train wreck

and you’re missin' all your cues?

No. No, I’m kidding.

Look, I’m-- I’m teasing you.

I’m teasing you.

Everybody loves you.

Everyone knows

why you’re in Australia.

Okay?

-Are you gonna throw up?

-No, I’m okay.

-Hey.

-Um

I’ll tell you what.

I-I have-- I have an idea.

Okay.

Okay. Don’t worry.

Help is on the way.

[instructor] Make a good decision.

-Okay, do you see the wall?

-Yeah.

Do you want to make it past the wall?

-Yeah.

-Okay, then prove it.

You push past that wall, Izzy! Let’s go!

Push! More! More! More!

Jamie, that’s it. Really nice, baby.

Put your hands all the way out to me.

Back that a*s up.

Let’s go.

-Dig deeper. Dig and dig.

-Ah! Jeez.

[instructor] Don’t you wanna make it

to the dragon?

What are you gonna do?

Oh, f*ck!

f*ck you, dude!

[instructor] Hey! Hey! Hey!

We treat the bikes

like they are human in here.

-Okay. I’m sorry.

-Okay.

-Tell the class.

-I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

I’m sorry. f*ck.

[instructor] We’re still on the wall.

Everybody reach out to me.

You are almost there.

You are so close to freedom.

You’ve lost some,

but you can still make it.

The white lockers are coming.

Izzy, where are you going? Izzy!

I’m sorry!

Jay?

Dude?

-Hi.

-Hey. What’s up?

-Ah. Are you okay?

-Oh.

Oh, yeah. I’m fine.

Do you wanna go grab a drink?

Right now?

Izzy needs a drink.

Yeah. Okay. Um

I’m not really drinking right now.

Oh! f*ck. I know that.

-I know that

-It's fine. No, no. No.

and that’s really shitty of me.

Honestly, Izzy, it’s totally fine.

It would actually be really nice

to hang out with you.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, I’ll just drink something else.

-Let’s go hang.

-[Izzy sighs]

Yes, Jeremy!

-[Jeremy] I got you.

-[indistinct]

[upbeat music playing]

[Seth whistles]

What are you doing, Bueller?

[laughs]

Change of plans.

Why are you dressed like that?

That is your last and final question.

Get in, and I’ll show you.

Okay.

Well, I think I need

to make this a quick lunch.

I’d really like to get

a head start on my studying

before my big exam.

Exam’s next week.

-Early next week.

-Perfect.

Any studying that you need

to do, you can do

from beautiful Palm Springs!

-[laughs]

-Bags are packed,

so anything you need to do

study-wise is in there for you.

I also got some snacks for us.

I got a bikini,

in case you want to study poolside.

And, finally, I packed

a little number for you tonight,

so when you’re all done,

we can have a date night.

Hmm? Hmm?

Can’t say no now, can you?

-You’re a nut.

-Thank you.

This is-- This is really sweet.

[sighs] Okay.

-Yes! Okay. Get in. Come on.

-Okay.

Let’s go. Chop-chop.

You and me, baby.

We are going to Palm Springs.

Going to Palm Springs.

-[yelps excitedly]

-[laughs]

[laughs] Okay.

So, what happened with you and Jeremy?

You guys are so cute together.

That was really shocking.

I think that’s probably--

Probably clean, right?

It’s actually supposed to be 30 seconds.

Most people don’t know that.

15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Okay.

It'll be-- It’ll be gentle.

Don’t worry.

-Okay.

-So, what about Seth?

Like, is he single?

Sorry, um, I don’t mean to be rude.

I'm-- I’ve just-- I've got

a f*cking throbbing headache.

Um, my dad just died, actually.

Oh, my God. I’m so sorry.

Yeah. Thanks.

My snake just died.

-Okay.

-[knocking on door]

-Come in!

-Okay.

I have some pages for you.

Oh, thank you.

-Aly?

-[Aly] Yes?

-Come back.

-[Aly] Okay.

How are you?

I'm-- I’m okay.

You forgot this on set.

-Oh, thank you.

-[Aly] Of course.

Sage, this is Aly.

-Nice to meet you, Sage.

-[Sage] Nice to meet you too.

-So you’re a nurse?

-[Sage] Yes.

[Aly] How’d you get started in that?

I actually just got into nursing.

I started in Reiki.

I’m all about energies,

and, like, calming energies,

and aligning your energies,

and health benefits

are just absolutely--

What the f*ck?

Yeah, it’s an inner--

-Sorry, I need to go.

-Whoa!

I need to-- I need to go to set right now.

Could you take this off, please?

-I-I have to go--

-No! No. No.

You actually have 25 minutes

and 37 seconds left.

Oh, f*ck it. Fine.

[Sage] Careful.

Vicky? Vicky!

I gotta go.

-Andrea.

-I’ve just read these new pages,

and I was hoping you could explain to me

why my character

is now suddenly leaving town.

Yeah, sure. Nothing to worry about.

We just, um, you know,

just want to be prepared.

Prepared for what, exactly?

Listen, um,

it’s no secret

that you haven’t been

quite yourself lately.

You’ve been going through a lot. [mumbles]

Sorry, ba-base-- based on what, Vicky?

Oh, God, Andrea,

don’t make me state the obvious.

News flash, babe. This is me.

I’m the first to admit

that I’m not the sparkliest version

of myself right now.

-But I’m still me.

-I know.

I am really trying

the f*ck' best I can right now.

Okay.

Has anybody on this set

ever lost a parent suddenly?

No?

Anybody ever felt

completely derailed by a situation

that is out of their control?

Come on!

No one?

You’re all perfect, are you?

You’re perfect. Perfect.

Nobody? Just me, then. [laughs]

I’d love to know what that feels

like to be perfect.

I’m not perfect.

And if you don’t like it,

then I may as well

just take my a*s home right now.

-Thank you.

-No, that’s not--

-Oh! Oh!

-f*ck it!

[Vicky] f*ck!

You can expense that.

f*ck.

I got a bad case

Of get-up-and-gos ♪

I just don’t know

What to do ♪

Wow.

It’s so spacious, right?

Smells like the ’70s.

We’ll get that window open

and we’ll create a little draft

right through here.

I love it.

And once you put a dent in that work,

we can go to my favorite place for dinner

and have frozen margaritas

until our brains melt.

[laughs] Okay.

Oh, my God.

-Seriously?

-What?

This is my Britney Spears

Halloween costume from college.

[laughs]

I can’t wear this to dinner.

Why not?

I think it looks cute.

How was I supposed to know, huh?

What is this?

Oh, sh*t.

-Is it--

-[laughs]

This is Molly,

from a rave that Cassandra and I went to

a few years ago.

Sarah Marie Dinsey,

I am callin' your mother.

You know what?

We should take these tonight.

-What? No.

-Come on.

Absolutely not. They’re old.

Yeah, but they’re like jelly beans.

They last for years, right?

-I don’t think so.

-Come on!

Just a little bit.

All right, all right, how about this?

I’ll crack it open, take a little bit

while I’m sittin' out by the pool,

and we’ll see what happens.

If I’m okay, which I will be,

maybe we take a little tonight.

Maybe.

-Maybe?

-Hard maybe.

Okay, that’s what I like to hear.

Margarita, and your

virgin strawberry daiquiri.

-This is a triple?

-Yes, it’s a triple.

-Thank you.

-[waitress] Mm-hmm.

So how’s Seth?

Sorry, if that’s overstepping

No, f*ck. Brain freeze. Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Uh, he’s good.

He’s happy. He’s got Sarah.

-You know, that kind of thing.

-He deserves it.

He is a good soul.

I miss it.

[slurping]

Excuse me.

Um, another round, please.

-You got it.

-Thank you.

How is Oliver doing?

What do you think about polygamy?

Ah.

Yeah, polygamy,

polygamy, polygamy. That is

Like, multiple wives.

-Concubines.

-Um

I haven’t really thought much about that.

I mean, I failed at having one wife,

so I’m not really sure how I’d do

with multiple of them.

-Hmm.

-You know? [laughs]

-Why--

-Okay, but so, what is it

with man children who need their cake

and they wanna eat it too?

Like, is-- is money not enough?

Is-- Is fame not enough?

Is-- Is a good marriage not enough?

Is it ego? Is it self-destructive?

Is it insecurity?

What is it? Do you not-- Thank you.

Do you not think

that you deserve good things

in your life?

And so you go searching for ways

to blow it all up?

-What is it?!

-Um

Great questions.

Um

You know, if I may

-Please.

-You know, if this is something

that Oliver has proposed,

like, maybe it’s-- it's worth talking

to him about it, you know?

-Just diggin' in a little deeper.

-Hmm.

Just, uh

Or maybe if this is something

that Oliver is into,

maybe he should have

brought it up with me.

You know? Earlier.

Or, I don’t know,

maybe he just expected me

to just go along with it

and be the matriarch

of some Lord of the Rings sex commune,

like I would just run along with it

because Izzy’s so f*cking stupid

that she would be fine with that!

-That sounds really weird. Um

-Mm.

[groans] Uh, okay, listen,

I-I don’t mean to be rude

or anything here, I just, um

I should probably go to a meeting.

-A meeting?

-Yeah.

Yeah, let’s go to a meeting.

Who are we meeting?

Uh, it’s actually like an N.A. meeting,

like Narcotics-- Narcotics Anonymous.

I’m in. I’m in.

Okay, well, great.

But you’re supposed to be sober

at these things.

So if you could just not--

If you could just not act drunk,

then that would be

-[whispers] I’m not.

-[laughs]

-[slurping]

Okay.

Yeah, that’s-- There’s nothing.

It’s just ice water. You’re good.

You got it all. All right.

-Let’s do it.

-Cool, cool.

All right. Yeah.

I appreciate that, guys.

I really do, I just--

-[knocks]

-I don’t-- I don't wanna cause

any more of a scene

than I already have.

I’m pretty embarrassed

about what’s happened.

Yeah. Thanks so much, guys.

I appreciate it. We’ll talk soon.

-Hey.

-Hi.

Hey.

What’s goin' on?

I’m mortified

by what just happened.

-I-I feel like I--

-No.

That’s not me.

I think I was kind of kidding myself.

I think I thought I was all right,

do you know what I mean, man?

But I don’t-- I don't think I am.

I think I’m--

I'm not coping very well. I think--

[sniffles]

He was my best friend, you know?

And I just don’t know

[cries]

It’s okay. Hey, it’s okay.

You need to heal.

You need-- need time to heal.

And some people can--

They can work and grieve at the same time,

and then sometimes

it’s not possible to do both.

And that’s all right.

Doesn’t really feel like it’s up to me

this time, does it?

After today, probably not.

-[both laugh]

-But f*ck it.

What are we doing on that show

other than sellin' soap and cars?

[laughs]

[sniffles]

This has been a very sh*t day.

But I feel like this show

is like the one thing that I have.

Like, I’m a bit scared.

I don’t really know who I am without it.

What the f*ck’s gonna come next, you know?

Well, maybe you’re gonna

have to take some time

and figure that out.

Yeah. Just take some time, right?

Maybe we should go apologize

to Vicky in the meantime.

[both laugh]

-I was going to.

-Yeah.

With tail between my legs.

[both laugh]

[dance music playing]

[mellow classical music playing]

All right, it is about that time.

Happy hour?

Almost. I’m getting there.

Well, how much more time do you need?

I’d say about 30, 45 more minutes, maybe?

-Really?

-Yeah.

Oh, come on.

The sun’s goin' down pretty soon here.

Soon. I’m almost done. I swear.

-Cheers.

-Mmm.

-We’ll save it for later.

-Okay. Thank you.

What are you workin' on right now?

-Oh, it’s--

-Oh! Oh, sh*t!

sh*t! Oh, sh*t, sh*t!

-Oh, no, no!

-Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, sh**t.

-It’ll dry. It’ll dry.

-Seth, I don’t--

Here, take that, take that.

No, no, no.

[whirring]

[speaking indistinctly]

-[turns blow dryer off]

-What?

It's-- I think it’s fine.

-Oh.

-Thank you.

I think it’s gonna be okay.

Yeah. These things, like,

they have a-- a really good way

of kinda fixing themselves

sometimes, you know?

-We’ll see.

-Yeah.

I’m sorry.

It’s okay. Accidents happen.

Yeah, but I feel like we just--

We haven’t been clicking a lot lately.

Mostly my fault.

Like, I know I invaded your space,

and-- and I’m really grateful for you

for putting a roof over my head.

I-I was just really hoping

that we could spend this weekend

to just be together and connect, you know?

And the-- the truth is,

like, I really do feel

like the luckiest guy

to have you here right now.

I mean, I know your time is very precious.

And for you to give me some

for this weekend has been really great.

Maybe we can just kind of,

you know, leave all that

outside world stuff outside

and be here together tonight.

How does that sound?

Yeah.

I think that sounds good.

I mean, I’m just--

I’m so busy, and I work so much,

and I-- I guess I just forget

to slow down sometimes, you know?

And who knows?

Maybe this computer incident

is a blessing in disguise.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe it was

the computer’s fault.

Maybe the computer was like,

"Please leave me alone for one weekend."

-All right.

-Yeah?

What’s one night?

Maybe a teeny-weeny shot of tequila?

I could use some tequila.

[Seth] Oh, yes, you can.

It feels really good to kiss you.

[laughs]

[Izzy] Ooh, treats!

[Jeremy] Yeah, yeah, yeah,

it’s, uh, part

of the commitment thing, so

What’s your commitment?

I-I don’t have one

at this meeting yet.

Are you gonna share?

-No. Not today.

-Why not?

-Shared in rehab, and--

-What’s the point of doing all this

if you’re not gonna share?

-You have, uh

-[man] Hello.

Hello, everyone.

Look at you all. Hello.

I’m Rex, and I’m an addict.

-[all] Hi, Rex.

-[Rex] Hey.

Uh, welcome to the magic carpet ride group

of Narcotics Anonymous.

We are a pretty special group.

One of the best.

One of the better ones,

I’d like to say.

Costs nothing to be a part

of this fellowship.

Let’s get it out of the way.

We’re not any kind of, you know,

f*cked-up cult or anything.

Uh, that being said, there is one must

that obviously applies,

and that is no drugs or paraphernalia

to be on your person.

If anyone has used today,

please just listen

to what’s being said up here

and talk to one of us during the break

or after the meeting.

We’re all here to support each other.

We’re all friends, and

All right, um,

thanks for your honesty.

Uh, can I ask what-- uh, what you’re--

Sorry, are you Australian?

I am. I am.

You sound like you’re from Sydney.

You sound like you’re from Sydney.

Who knows.

I am. Were you friends

with, like, Shane and Trev

and, like, those guys?

I-I don’t think I know those people.

I feel like I’ve seen you

somewhere before.

Hey. I love having new people here,

but, um, could you let me know

what you’ve taken

or what you’re on?

I’ve just-- I’ve had one drink today.

[Rex] Copy that. Okay. That’s--

It’s fine for you to stay

and listen, obviously.

Uh, you just won’t be

able to share this time.

That’s okay, because I-I think, actually,

that, um, my friend Jeremy

would like to share.

Okay, you’re not--

you're not being a mouse.

Yeah, no, but it’s good,

but he hasn’t shared before, so

Well, no time like the present.

-Is that true? Come on.

-Okay.

-[Izzy] Yay!

-[applause]

Come on, let’s share.

[Rex] Welcome to the magic carpet.

-Watch your step.

-[Jeremy] Okay.

Uh, okay.

Thanks, Rex.

[Izzy] Holy sh*t.

[Jeremy] Uh, hi. I’m

Yeah, uh, my name is, um, Jer.

-[all] Hi, Jer.

-Yeah, thanks.

Um, I am an addict, I guess.

And, um,

I have-- Yeah.

I guess I have realized

that I have a little bit of a temper.

Things really

sort of piss me off really fast.

Like, I’m really losing

my keys a lot lately,

and I-I don’t know why.

I did-- I bought like a tag,

like a tile kind of thing for them.

Like a tracker.

And, um, and I realized

that they-- they kind of

just show you, like,

where it is in the world, your keys.

They don’t really show you, like,

where they are in the apartment.

Um, so sort of turned out to be a waste.

Waste of money. Yeah?

-Would--

-[Jeremy] Yeah. No.

-That’s-- You good?

-No. Yeah.

-[Rex] Okay, that’s a share.

-[Izzy] Yay!

Yeah, nice share. Yeah.

I hate f*cking losing my keys as well.

-Right? Oh, my God.

-I hate losing my keys.

-It’s the worst. It’s the worst.

-Thank you.

Um, let’s, uh--

Let’s try to keep on topic, though,

you know, next time.

Yeah. Good share. Good first share.

Um, who’d like to--

who'd like pop up next?

I got a bad case

Of get-up-and-gos ♪

I just don’t know

What to do ♪

Oh, how does it taste?

Keeping pace ♪

With those 9-to-5 joes ♪

It really gives me

Gives me the blues ♪

So I went to the doctor

Here’s what he said ♪

Said, "Jack, you gotta

Hit the road" ♪

"Before you wake up dead" ♪

There’s only one thing

You can do ♪

I gotta get out of town-- ♪

[siren wailing]

-[indistinct chatter over radio]

-I got it.

It’s all right. We’re fine,

we're fine. It's all right.

-Hey.

-Hey, how’s it goin'?

How are you?

You mind taking your glasses off, sir?

Yeah, sure.

Hey.

I’m gonna have you step out

of the vehicle for me, sir.

It’s fine, it’s fine.

Hey. How are we doin'?

My wife loves you.

So I’ll tell you

what we’re gonna do.

Get a picture of you

for her, okay?

[Seth] Okay. Yeah.

And, uh, I want you

to flip the camera off for me.

You want me to flip off the camera?

If you don’t mind.

Just one or two?

Let’s go two.

[Seth] Okay.

-One, two, three.

-Yeah, yeah.

Get out of town ♪

-Man, she’s gonna love this.

-Yeah?

-Look at that.

-Oh, there you go.

Get out of town with you ♪

Whoa.

Okay.

It’s not too shabby.

I really did love this house.

Oh. Yeah. I mean it’s all right.

It’s not that cool.

What is that? Is that--

-Do you have a battle shield?

-Oh. Don’t ask.

-Seriously. Don’t ask.

-Okay. All right.

Well, um, look, I-I don’t know

what’s going on here exactly,

but whatever it is, it feels like

Oliver is f*cking things up.

And as someone who has

royally f*cked up their own life,

I gotta tell you, I don’t blame Andrea

for not stickin' around.

She deserves better.

And you deserve better, okay?

[Jeremy chuckles]

Whatever’s goin' on here,

it’s not good enough for you.

So

I mean,

I don’t think I can lay

100 percent of the blame on Oliver.

I think I rushed into something

with someone,

and I didn’t really know them.

I don’t really owe him

the rest of my life.

f*ck no. It’s time to move on.

Right?

Come on.

Nothing to be scared of.

You’re gonna be great.

Seriously, this is a good thing.

-You think?

-Oh, yeah.

Oliver. Oliver’s f*cked.

You’re gonna be great.

Okay? Izzy, they’re not ready for you.

You’re gonna be awesome.

You’re like a petunia.

Oh, is that-- Is that like a--

-It’s a flower.

-Oh.

You’re just, like,

blooming in front of my eyes.

I’m really excited to see

how things go with you

being back out in the world.

Doing things right.

Hmm.

I think good things are coming.

-Good things.

-Good things.

-Good things.

-[laughs]

Thanks for driving.

Hey, thanks for going to N.A.

-Hey, what a time.

-All right?

[Jeremy] All right,

better not see you there again.

-[Izzy laughs]

-Siri, Google "petunia."

[electronic music playing]

[woman on answering machine]

Hi, Andrea.

We’ve been trying

to reach you this evening.

Um, your Feds producer

reached out

about your new script,

and, uh, we were wondering

if you had a chance to read it.

So give us a call back

when you get the chance.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

[electronic music playing]

So we Americans

just blame these little starch sticks

on the French.

That’s kind of f*cked up, right?

[croaks]

[vomits]

Oh, no.

[soft music playing]

Okay?

[Sarah moans softly]

[Seth] I got you some water.

[sighs]

And a little blankie for you.

Nice and comfortable.

[sighs] Got it.

Oh, here comes a pillow for you.

[grunts]

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[exhales]

[Seth] All right!

Ugh, I got everything.

We are good to go here.

Um I think I--

Yeah, there was a deposit,

so we can just--

We can just go.

So, here’s what I’m thinking.

Breakfast burritos.

Sit down.

Okay.

[sighs] We don’t have to do

breakfast burritos.

We could do, um

Why didn’t I think about this before?

We should go to In-N-Out.

We can get shakes.

I woke up on the floor.

Yeah, I know.

I just-- I didn’t want you

to throw up in the bed.

So I just tried to make sure

you were comfortable.

Seth this isn’t working.

I think we should break up.

"Break up" break up?

"Break up" break up.

Oh.

Are you really hungover?

It’s not like an answer

to having, like, a tough night.

I mean, I know it got

a little out of control,

but it was kind of a fun out of control

for a little while there.

No, it’s not because I’m hungover.

It’s because I actually mean it.

Why do you mean it?

You and I are two completely

different people

living two completely different lives.

The timing is just-- is off, and

I mean, I-I feel--

I feel guilty for not being able to

dedicate myself to law school.

I mean, I feel guilty

for not being able to

spend enough time with you.

Nothing seems to be working.

We just cannot make this work.

I think it’s a lose-lose situation.

Look, I mean, we’re--

We’re of course different people.

That’s what happens.

It’s like different people come together.

Everybody’s their own person.

In this case,

I don’t think they do.

I honestly think

that the best way to remedy

this relationship is to

not be in it.

I’ll meet you in the car.

I got a bad case

Of get-up-and-gos ♪

I just don’t know

What to do ♪

And keeping pace ♪

With those 9-to-5 joes ♪

It really gives me

Gives me the blues ♪

So I went to the doctor ♪

Here’s what he said ♪

Said, "Jack, you gotta

Hit the road" ♪

"Before you wake up dead" ♪

There’s only one thing

You can do ♪

I gotta get out of town

With you ♪

Come on, baby ♪

Don’t leave me all alone ♪

Not with these get-up-and-gos ♪

And I got it bad ♪

Let’s pack a bag ♪

You deserve it ♪

I deserve it ♪

There’s only one thing

To do ♪

I got a bad case

Of get-up-and-gos ♪

It’s got me square-up flat ♪

I’m going zany

I’m going crazy ♪

I’m about to blow my cap ♪

So I went to the doctor

Here’s what he said ♪

Said, "Jack, you gotta

Hit the road" ♪

"Before you wake up dead" ♪

There’s only one thing

I can do ♪

I gotta get out of town ♪