01x05 - What Happens in Miami...

[bunniefuu]

["Slow Motion" playing]

[Sharelle] We're going to Miami!

[Tennille] Allure takes over Miami.

-[Colony] Rena brought her whole closet.
-Had to have options.

[Alexis] What happens in Miami
stays in Miami.

[Rena] That's true. That is so true.

["Lemme Do My Thing"
by Yacht Money playing]

♪ Bust out the cage
You know I am the fighter… ♪

-[Juawana] Cheers.
-Jarelle.

Jarelle.

♪ Diamonds on my neck now
I'm freezing, freezing ♪

♪ Gucci-Gucci on my shoes
'Cause I mean it, mean it ♪

♪ You get a taste
Of the mess that I make ♪

♪ I got too much sauce
You gonna eat it, eat it ♪

♪ You wanna be us, you looking jealous ♪

♪ You wanna be us
You looking jelly-jelly ♪

♪ You wanna be us, you envy us ♪

♪ You envy us… ♪

Sharelle, I wanna thank you
for the first-class trip to Miami, honey.

-You're welcome, my love.
-[all] Thank you, Sharelle.

[Sharelle] I mean, first class
for first-class ladies.

[all exclaiming]

I'm so excited about Miami.

We have these amazing clients,
Monique and Melvin,

and our duty is to find them
their Miami home in two days.

And it's a lot of pressure,

but we're given the opportunity,
we have to show up and show out.

♪ You might envy me
But you can't be me, no ♪

♪ Out the way, lemme do my thing ♪

♪ Out the way, lemme do my thing
I said… ♪

[all whooping]

Welcome to Miami!

♪ Out the way, lemme do my thing… ♪

[Sharelle] We are here, ladies.

I'm about to check everyone in,

but I have champagne waiting for you
over there while I check you in.

[overlapping chatter]

[Tennille] Yes!

Look at all the drinks on deck.

My ultimate goal is for Allure to take
over all over Florida, not just Tampa Bay.

So while I'm in Miami,

I really want my agents
to learn the Miami market.

To Miami and all the money in Miami.

[all exclaiming]

♪ Lemme do my thing
Out the way, lemme do my thing ♪

♪ I said ♪

["Lemme Do My Thing" ends]

[rap song playing]

[Sharelle] All right, you guys.
We are here.

[Mackenzie] Yes!

[woman] Hi, welcome.

-Good to see you.
-[woman] Hi, cutie.

This is so nice. Oh, my God.

[Sharelle] Melvin and Monique, they own
this hair product company called "Mielle,"

and they are k*lling it.

They are looking for
their dream home down in Florida.

[Melvin] All right,
we're hurricane-proof by the teak.

-[all laughing]
-[Melvin] Good. No, that's phenomenal.

It's our biggest deal ever,

over 10,000,000,
and it's a lot of pressure,

but we're gonna bring it.

-It's kind of small.
-But are you paying for this?

-[Melvin] Are you paying for this?
-Yes.

[Juawana] She said yes.

[Sharelle] You have 2.4 acres
of complete privacy on a preserve.

This house is 10,000 square feet,

seven bedrooms,
nine bathrooms, and two half baths.

Everything in this home is custom built.

This is… this is beautiful.

[upbeat music playing]

Now this is gonna be your favorite part,
Mackenzie.

[Monique] Oh, my goodness, look at this.

-Oh, my goodness.
-[Melvin] Go ahead. Look at that. Wow.

[Monique] Like, you cannot
do this in Chicago. Oh, wow.

Come check out this beautiful spa.
You got the basketball court.

[Melvin] Come on now, Sharelle.

-Let Him use you.
-[Sharelle laughing]

♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

[Sharelle] This area is known

for having some of the
top ten horseback riding trails.

[Mackenzie] Uh, I don't think
it's enough space for Tonto.

[Sharelle] It's not enough
space for Tonto?

-[Juawana] Wait, who's Tonto?
-[Sharelle] Tonto is her horse.

First of all, Tonto's not gonna live here.

-[Melvin] Exactly. I dunno why you…
-So, okay.

[Melvin] I'm not waking up
to the friendly Tonto.

♪ Watch me go up ♪

-All right, look at this.
-[Juawana] The floating stairs.

[Melvin] I love the floating stairs.

[Mackenzie] The floating stairs makes…
like you're levitating.

-[Melvin] This is the owner's suite.
-[Mackenzie] Oh, my gosh.

I can see myself here,
you know, waking up.

"Where's my tea? Where's my coffee?"

-[Melvin] Really?
-[Juawana laughs] As she looks at you.

Man, I feel like the king.

But you're not.

I am the queen of this house, okay?

[Sharelle] All right, Monique.
Is this bathroom big enough for a queen?

-Uh, it's nice. It could be a bit bigger.
-[Melvin] Wow.

[Monique] I'd rather have my space.

-It has to be huge. It has to be grand.
-[Sharelle] That wow factor.

And if it was just a little bit bigger,
like this would be perfect.

[Melvin] This is beautiful. Look at this.

[upbeat music playing]

[Sharelle] This is
the owner's suite balcony.

[Melvin] That's what I'm talking about.
Hear that, kids? The owner's suite.

[Sharelle] Imagine coming out
with your Versace robe.

-[Melvin] There you go.
-[Monique] Yes, and my cup of tea.

[Sharelle] Your cup of tea.

Melvin, could you get me
some bacon and eggs, please?

-Thank you.
-[Melvin] Listen…

-I can see it. I visualized it already.
-[Sharelle] You visualizing?

[upbeat music continues]

It's a very nice house, but it's not,
like, everything that we're looking for.

We need five wows.

This house has
maybe three and a half wows.

So we need to be wowed all around.

Because as you guys can imagine,
Monique and I are extremely busy,

and so we're here
to find a home this weekend,

so we can sign a contract
and get it going ASAP.

I don't want to have
to keep traveling back and forth,

but, like, what that really means
is that we're applying pressure.

-We would like to find something tomorrow.
-So the key is, can we rely on you guys?

-Yeah.
-Yes, you can.

-[Melvin] Tomorrow. Let's make it happen.
-[Monique] Gotta make it happen.

Damn. I gotta find
Monique and Melvin a house in 24 hours.

There's a lot of money
at stake for Allure.

The pressure is real.

We're gonna find you guys
the perfect home, I promise.

But you have to have more space for Tonto.

[Melvin and Sharelle]
More space for Tonto.

[Monique] They're gonna deliver.

-More space for Tonto.
-[Sharelle] Yes. Yes.

[upbeat music playing]

[Sharelle] You look nice, girl.

-[Juawana] You do too.
-Well, you know.

[Juawana] You think it's Miami style?

-No. It's my style.
-[both laughing]

Smells so good.

[man] Get some bubbles
started for you here.

[upbeat music continues]

Hi, ladies.

-[all] Hey!
-[Anne] Okay!

-Love this!
-[Anne] A taste of spring, honey. Yes.

[all exclaim]

You know, it's my birthday week, so…

[Sharelle] All right!

[Karla] What is this? Oh, I'm starving.

[Colony] I love edamame.

Thank you.

All right, I'm trying
everything tonight, y'all.

-All right.
-You let me know how it is.

I'll let you be adventurous tonight.

I'm gonna step outside of my comfort zone

and give it a try.

You're gonna love it.

[man] This is our truffle ponzu ceviche.

[all] Ooh!

Come on, Sharelle, let's go.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Come on, try this, Tennille.
If I'm trying it, you trying it.

-Did you get salmon?
-[Anne] This is actually really good. Mmm.

[Tennille] I only like my salmon slightly
cooked on a bagel with cream cheese.

Baby, this seafood diet I'm on…

Karla, can you make sushi?

No, I could buy it, though.

I hope that all this food that I eat
goes only one place.

-To the booty?
-Yep.

-Who got the biggest butt?
-[Anne] Tennille.

-[Tennille] Karla.
-[Colony] It's between Karla and Tennille.

-[Sharelle] Now walk over here.
-[Anne] Go, Karla.

[Tennille] This black gonna hide some…

-[Anne] Let's see.
-[Colony] What are we looking at?

Look at her a*s. It's too low.

-[all laughing]
-[Tennille] It's too low?

I gotta get down here.

[Sharelle] Is that vegan leather
or pleather?

-[all arguing]
-[Colony] It's gotta be a tie.

[all] It's a tie.

-[Sharelle] Okay!
-[all exclaiming]

[exclaiming continues]

[Tennille] Whatever, honey.

It's your birthday, I'll let you have it.

[Sharelle] And the big booty goes to…

[Rena] It's a tie to me. It's a tie.

-[Colony] Karlita.
-[Tennille] It's a tie.

-Y'all need to give me some.
-[Sharelle] Right.

If you had a liposuction machine,
I would give it to you right now.

[Colony] Right here.

[all laughing]

[Colony] Oh, my God. Cho is here in Miami.

-You have your hot tub here.
-I love the hot tub.

You can do
a lot of things in that hot tub.

-[both laughing]
-Don't threaten me with a good time, okay?

-[Tennille] Colony.
-What?

So have you ever dated
any of your clients?

-Never?
-I may have gone out to dinner.

So how many dinners
have ended up in a close?

-A few have ended up in a deal closing.
-That's great.

That doesn't mean I'm gonna
go home with them.

That doesn't mean I'm gonna date them.
Like, it stops at dinner. I'm very clear.

-It's about an experience, right?
-It is.

You're trying to show them
what Tampa's about.

I've picked clients up from the airport.

Like, it's a whole thing.
You wanna close the deal.

Do you Airbnb your room too?

-Did I Airbnb my room?
-[Alexis] What?

She said she's picking
people up from the airport,

so she could have been like,

"A two-bedroom, two-bath,
like, you can stay here."

-That's crossing a line.
-What?

I asked her the question, not you, Lex.

I know, but I'm still gonna
come to the defense, because, damn…

Well, that's great.
I'm so glad you tag team.

If the question that somebody asked

is stupid enough
to cause that type of reply, for sure.

[Tennille] It's not, actually.
I'm just asking questions.

Are you still in training?

I've only been here a year.
What the hell you mean?

Don't try to call me the f*ck out.

There's, like, two other people here
that's still in training!

I'm doing more deals
than two other m*therf*ckers here.

-[all clamoring]
-What the f*ck is you talking about?

Don't call me the f*ck out.
Don't call me the f*ck out.

I disagree with you
throwing me under the bus all the time.

I don't throw you
under the bus about nothing.

You have a argument with somebody else,
make that between y'all two.

Don't bring me in it.

Don't check me 'cause you can't check me.

That's what you think, b*tch.

Don't call me a b*tch, 'cause,
b*tch, I'm gonna tell you--

You was being disrespectful to me.

I never called you out your name.

You did, though. You came for me.

-Get it right.
-I don't need to.

I'm grown just like you,
so treat me with respect.

-How many deals you gonna close?
-It doesn't matter.

That's not your business.

Zero.

[Alexis] Mind your business.

Zero, b*tch. Zero, b*tch.

-Where did "b*tch" come from?
-[Tennille] She called me a b*tch.

Shut the f*ck up, all y'all, because
y'all showing out, and I'm serious.

We did not come here to argue
and call people out their names.

Y'all shouldn't get to this point
where y'all call each other b*tches.

Stop calling each other out your name
because you're not a b*tch.

Y'all are women.

Stop it.

The last b*tch called me a b*tch
had to get a restraining order on me.

Tennille, it's been enough tonight.

Everybody go to their room.

-I'm coming.
-Have a good night, ladies.

-[Anne] Well, we're going out.
-[Sharelle] Just don't drive.

[Tennille] f*ck that b*tch.
That b*tch called me out.

I'll beat that b*tch a*s.

I don't play that sh*t.
Don't call me out my m*therf*cking name.

-I'm still m*therf*cking mad, b*tch! Move!
-[Juawana] Okay, come on, Tennille.

-Don't talk to me!
-[Juawana] Wait up, Tennille.

[Tennille] She should have
never went that far!

-Don't touch me.
-[Juawana] Okay. I know. Let's go.

Calm down. Calm down.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ I'm just livin' trying to be happy… ♪

[Karla] It's gonna be a beautiful day.

[Anne] Exciting.

[Colony] Oh! Karla, you're giving me
life in this cover-up, girl.

[upbeat music continues]

[Anne] Oh, they both got hats.
Okay. I didn't get the hat memo.

I see you.

-Hi, ladies.
-Hey, ladies.

[Alexis] You guys look so cute.

[Anne] You guys look so good.

-Happy birthday.
-Thank you, my love.

[Rena] Happy birthday, Karla.

-I appreciate you.
-Absolutely.

-You look so beautiful.
-Looking good, Rena.

We got twins in the building.

What's going on this morning?

It's Karla's birthday.

We're hanging out, baby,
especially after last night, you guys.

We need to definitely, like,
try to see how we can come together.

Alexis, girl!

-Last night was a lot.
-Girl.

-It was wild.
-I'm kind of speechless.

I literally didn't think it'd get there.
That kind of just came out of left field.

But, sis, do you know
what started all of it?

[Alexis] You.

-[Rena] Colony.
-I started it?

No, but listen, my friend,
she innocently started it, okay?

[Colony] Hold on.

I asked, because I don't know,
"Are you still considered new?"

-I guess that triggered her?
-Yeah.

It did trigger her,
and she didn't like the heat on her and…

-She pulled y'all into it.
-Sure.

Karla, how do you feel about that?

As soon as I saw that finger go this way,

I said,
"I'm gonna say what I need to say."

It was like The Matrix.
[laughing] I was like, "What?"

That was wild.

Have you thought about apologizing?

Because I know for a fact
it did hurt her feelings.

My feelings are hurt.
I shouldn't have been brought into that.

You owe each other an apology.

I don't think it should be one-sided,
but I don't think she'll give an apology.

Has anyone talked to Tennille?

I talked to her earlier. I told her
to come, but I don't know if she's coming.

-Y'all need to take care of this, okay?
-Please.

So we can turn up for Karla's birthday.

The reason why things get heated
here at Allure is 'cause

there are too many damn opinions
that don't need to be inserted.

Tennille should take responsibility
because she caused the drama.

Are we on a team together?

Are we here to uplift each other,
or are we here to belittle each other?

What are we doing?

[Anne] Honestly,
I try to keep my distance.

Hello, ladies.

-[all] Hello.
-[Anne] Wait, wait, what?

[Rena] Glad you could join us.
Have a seat. I could scoot over.

Look who the cat drug in.

Well. It's gonna take a whole tiger
to drag me in, baby.

-I took a tiger!
-A tiger?

I love that. Can you… Come on.

-Yes.
-[Alexis] I love it.

[Anne] I love… That color…

I love the fact that…
Well, you love color.

Yeah, I love color.

How you feeling? How you feeling?

-I feel great.
-[Anne] That's good.

Can we fix this, though? Can we fix this?

Can we do… I cannot continue
until we fix this, please?

-From last night.
-What's the problem?

Something happened last night?

[Colony] Oh, girl!

What we not gonna do is that.

[Alexis] Last night was a little much.

I think that we both were
feeling disrespected at the time.

I think you felt disrespected,
and I think I also felt disrespected,

and I think I was out of place
for calling you a b*tch and I apologize.

Oh, well, I accept your apology.

-It's a trigger for me.
-I can understand that.

And, again, it's not my character
to call somebody out of their name.

I didn't think
I intentionally was like, "She's a b*tch,"

but it is what it is.
I can't take it back.

I just feel like
there was something personal behind it.

You felt comfortable calling me a b*tch.

I'm not comfortable with you
feeling comfortable calling me a b*tch.

It just kind of, like, came out
because I was pissed off.

Like, I was real pissed off
because I felt offended by

you dragging me into something
that I had nothing to do with.

That's just honestly…
I was really blowed at that.

I'm like,
"What do I have to do with this?"

But it's like, I didn't single you out.
You singled yourself out.

Well, I felt like, you know,
for you to call me down yesterday,

like I said, it pissed me off
because that's not what we're here for.

Calling it for what it is,
I don't see it calling you down,

but at the end of the day, I'm willing
to accept whatever makes you feel better.

So I feel like we can move on, especially
because we do business together,

but I just feel like
I don't know how, like…

Personal relationship.

I mean, I don't think that
we'll completely agree on this.

Yeah, we're gonna agree
to disagree on this one, for sure.

She never wants to own up to her sh*t,

and I didn't want to go back and forth.
I was over it.

I want to be professional,
we still work together,

but at the end of the day,
you're still not producing.

You're just

a zero-producing b*tch.

Can we get a hug?
I want a hug for my birthday.

Girl, come get all of this love.

-Get your a*s up, gimme some love, girl.
-I'm trying.

-[all clamoring]
-[Colony] Yes, you gotta hug, hug, hug!

See, you guys are attached!

[Alexis] See, it's all good.
We can make amends.

We're adults, we're women,
we work on the same team,

but let's not get it twisted.

It's either you like me or you don't.

I'm not going to sugar-coat,
I'm not going to try to kiss a*s.

I'm not going to do that.

Cheers to being badass women
that are unapologetic--

Well, apologetic when need be.

-[Anne] Cheers to that. Let's go.
-[all exclaiming]

[Colony] Cheers. Cho!

Good afternoon.

-How are you?
-Hello, my dear.

-[Colony] Good to see you.
-You too.

You know him?

Cho is actually my client, guys.

Cho is my client.
He's staying at the same hotel as us.

Like, how crazy is that?

So, hey, I invited him down to the pool.

But I'mma keep it professional with him.
He's just my client.

-What are you doing in Miami?
-[Cho] Coincidence.

I had an event I had to get to
earlier this week.

-Are you single?
-I am.

Well, some single ladies.

[Anne] You didn't come to swim?
Where's your swimwear?

-I am ready to swim, girl.
-Cho's always ready.

-All he has to do is take that shirt off.
-I'm always ready.

-It's Karla's birthday. We're celebrating.
-Hey, Karla.

Hi, Joe.

-Cho.
-Joe?

-"Cho."
-"Cho." Same sh*t.

-Karla, do you like your birthday gift?
-[Tennille] What is this?

[all clamoring]

-[Colony] Happy birthday.
-[Karla] Lex! Thank you, babe. Alexis!

[all exclaiming]

-[Tennille] That's so sweet.
-[Rena] One rule.

-Don't backwash.
-Okay.

[Tennille] Okay, Cho?

[Anne] All right, get us right.
Get us together.

[Cho] Un, deux, boomerang.

-[Anne] That is good.
-[Colony] Yummy.

-[Cho] Don't stop.
-[Tennille] That was great.

[Anne exclaims] Uh-oh. Here comes Cho.

c*ck and a show?
Ha! Happy birthday to me.

[Anne] Colony, your client
is well taken care of.

Wow, it is definitely not me, but okay.
[sighs]

My taxes I do file single.

[laughing]

Don't come in, Colony,
we got this planned out.

Can you swim? 'Cause you know
sometimes people in Florida can't swim.

-Yes, honey.
-[Colony] Let me put my glasses on.

-[Rena] Just a client, right?
-Definitely just a client.

[Tennille] Bring more clients.
Bring more clients.

[Anne] More clients! More clients!

You like the chocolate
with the caramel on the inside?

[Tennille] Yes.

[Colony] Play Marco Polo.

[Tennille] Come out the water slow. I need
to see it glisten all over your body.

Wow.

[Tennille] You need help drying off?

[Colony] Go after what you want, girl.

Go get him, sis.

-[laughing] Yes!
-Girl.

[Anne laughing]

Phew. Okay.

[upbeat music playing]

[Sharelle] We made it!

And we didn't bring
our construction shoes.

-[Juawana] That's a problem.
-A diva knows how to walk in gravel.

[Juawana] Please don't fall.

I play basketball in heels, girl.

-I'm true to this. I'm not new to this.
-[laughing]

[Juawana] Ooh! Oh! I got it.

Now that Monique and Melvin are
our clients, it is a lot of pressure.

Sharelle and I have an opportunity
to make a name for Allure Realty,

and this would be a game changer for us.

[Sharelle] Oh, here they go.

I swear to God, this better be the house.

This is the wow, wow, wow, wow, wow… wow.

[upbeat music playing]

[Sharelle] Hello, y'all made it.

[Monique] Hi.

Monique came prepared. I told her
we were going to be in construction.

[Monique] Yes. So, I'm not
messing up my shoes, you know.

[Sharelle] This property is six bedrooms,
six and a half baths,

and 13,000 square feet,
listed for 7.5 million.

This is a wow. Like, the entrance.

-Y'all said y'all wanted big windows.
-[Melvin] Oh, yeah.

So that's wow number two.
Nice neighborhood. It's quiet.

[Sharelle] Spread your arms,
you're not touching your neighbor.

-We're social distancing neighbors.
-Yeah.

-[Melvin] You got two wow factors--
-[Sharelle] We still have seven more.

Absolutely, you know, we flew in
our personal interior designer, Divine…

Hello, ladies.

-Hi, Divine.
-…to help us make a decision today.

-Let's take a look in. Let's see.
-[Monique] Okay.

We gotta give you guys hard hats.

[Sharelle] All right, you guys,
come on in.

[upbeat music continues]

[Sharelle] Let's go to the west wing.

You're gonna need a scooter
getting around all this house.

[Monique] I'm gonna need my hoverboard.

[Sharelle] We are entering
the owner's suite.

You have your indoor/outdoor living,

and we have the amazing bathroom suite,
a bathroom for a queen.

And Melvin, guess what.

You're standing in your shower.

-[Melvin] This ain't no shower.
-[Sharelle] This is the shower.

You can turn this into a little spa,

a meditation area,
whatever you want to do out here.

If the tub is sitting that way, that means

I'm gonna be in the tub.
I wanna make sure I'm looking at

something really nice.

-A nice waterfall wall?
-[Monique] A waterfall would be great.

I like that.

The only way to get
Monique and Melvin their dream home

is for them to have
a say in how it's built.

That's why this home
that's under construction is perfect.

It's way less than the home
that we saw yesterday.

Monique and Melvin
can put their own touches to it.

That's a wow factor.

All right, you guys.
We are in you guys' kitchen.

Wow.

The kitchen that
she ain't gonna cook in. Wow.

The kitchen that I'm going to hire
somebody to cook in because I'm busy.

-[Sharelle] Okay, what's going on, Melvin?
-I mean, I see the potential.

I need to see more. You got more for me?

I'm going to take you to one more spot.

Let's take it outside
and look at this beautiful back view.

You can get your indoor/outdoor living,

and for Mackenzie,
this area is known for horses.

So you can bring your horse,
and Tonto can live out there.

You put pressure on me yesterday,
I have to put pressure on you today.

-I have to keep it real.
-Lay it on me.

[Sharelle] This house
has not hit the market yet.

Soon as it hits the market, it's gonna
go up under contract with multiple offers.

Florida is a competitive market,
and people are looking for this.

I hear what you're saying. I understand
there could be some potential interest.

I mean, I like the home.

There are some things that I'm "eh,"
but probably we can tweak.

-So thank you.
-We'll contact you guys soon. Yeah.

Thank you guys so much
for showing us around.

[Sharelle] Take pictures,
send them to the girls.

Talk it over and
let us know what you think.

-All right. Well, thank you guys.
-Well, thank you.

[Sharelle] We'll hear from you soon.

♪ I am the boss, I go so hard ♪

♪ I am the chef, I got the sauce ♪

♪ I always win, never a loss ♪

♪ I am the captain, I make it happen ♪

♪ It doesn't get any better… ♪

[man] Good evening.

-Hi.
-Welcome to Bazaar by Jose Andres.

-Let me do the ultimate gin and tonic.
-It's really nice.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

I'm going on this blind date tonight,
and I'm super nervous.

I don't know if I know
how to have a conversation.

I don't know if I know how to be funny,
how to be sexy, how to be attractive.

Well, I'm attractive, but…

I just… It's a lot of stress.

-[man] Hello.
-Hi.

-Keron.
-Keron?

Nice to meet you. I'm Juawana.

Juawana. You look amazing tonight.

Thank you.

Were you waiting long?

No. I wasn't waiting long.
Thanks for asking.

I don't want to keep
a beautiful woman like you waiting.

-Thank you.
-Especially with that Colgate smile.

-Oh, my goodness. [laughing]
-I'm telling you.

Let me give you a cheers.
Let's break the ice.

You gonna drink my water to cheers?

That's how we do it.
I want to kiss you indirectly right here.

-Oh, my God. Okay.
-[both laughing]

[Juawana] This is a fun fact.

I haven't been on a date
in seven and a half years.

[speaking Portuguese]

Yeah, currently legally separated.

Okay, that's great.

It's great?

So now it's a give-and-take.

You know something about me.
What about you?

I recently got out
of the military last year.

Maybe that's why Sharelle thought
we would be a good fit.

Well, you are real estate,
you like structure.

I do like structure.

"Why you left the damn dishes
inside the sink?"

"You didn't use a coaster."

You see? I'm military.

I'm just the same way.
I'll tell you one thing.

There's something that I hold true
to myself, and it's a way of life.

It's called

sperm retention.

Sperm?

Retention.

Wait, S-P-E-R-M?

-Yes, sperm, semen retention.
-Okay.

-I want to make sure I had the right word.
-Yes.

What I've understood is…
because I have many failed relationships.

Many?

And what I've realized in my travels
and understanding of life is that,

you know, when a man ejaculates,

his energy sometimes goes down a bit.

Hence the reason why,
before he goes out, you want to be like,

"Hey, honey, let me give you
some a*s before you go out."

[squeals] What?

"Why you gotta give me a*s
before I go to the club?"

Because you know that
once you milk him dry,

when he goes out there, he has
less charisma, less energy, less aura.

-I've never played by that rule.
-Never?

But you understand that rule?
You've heard about that.

-What you drinking?
-You don't wanna drink this.

You drink this, you're gonna talk about
all types of sh*t like me, so come on.

[laughing]

[man] So this is a dragon fruit
from Vietnam.

What's on the top of it?
It's some sort of foam.

Sperm retention.

Back to…

Oh, my goodness, this date.

It was… Okay.

Let me first say, nice guy,
very entertaining.

-I still got it?
-Still got it?

I want to meet your parents right away.
I want to know what you spawned from.

You don't look like
you have morning breath.

-I have morning breath?
-You don't have morning breath.

You wake up and just smell like water.

Like water.
That thing smelling like water.

[Juawana] It was a step
in the right direction.

I won't be nervous, I think, to go on
another date, to accept another date.

-Okay.
-Do we gotta kiss?

No!

[both laughing]

Boy, that made you…

I'll take it. sh*t.

Um…

but it's not a match for me.

-Keron. Clean it up, Keron.
-Yes.

I'm off the street, baby.
I ain't groomed for this sh*t.

Okay.

♪ Bad girl, bad girl, bad girl ♪

♪ Ooh, play the game, play the game ♪

♪ Play the game ♪

[Tennille] Now that's a hell of a boat.

-[Colony] That's a cruise ship.
-[Anne] That's a boat-boat.

-Look at those boats, right there.
-Wow.

-[Rena] I love it.
-[Anne] I like this all-glass house.

I'm more into modern.

-I need all-glass windows.
-The wood one, I…

[Anne] Floor to ceiling vibes.

[Karla] This is on Indian Creek.

These houses are the most high-end houses.

-This is what we want. These kinds.
-We gotta get these listings.

[Karla] Yes.

Sharelle and Juawana may think
we're just here to have a good time,

but we're really looking
for potential deals here.

Some of the most
iconic homes are waterfront.

And what better way to see
those waterfront homes than from a yacht?

♪ Bad girl, bad girl… ♪

-[Colony] Look at that one.
-[Tennille] Look like money to me.

[Colony] We need to…

[Tennille] Looks like money.

-[Rena] That's what it looks like.
-[Tennille] Yes. Smells like it too.

♪ Bad girl, bad girl, bad girl… ♪

-Oh, my gosh, that's a house.
-[Alexis] I love this.

[Anne] My husband and I, we deserve this.

This is what we deserve.

[Alexis] Look at the pool, y'all.
Look at the pool.

Can I send you a business card?

We'll see.

♪ Play the game, play the game… ♪

[Colony] This is so beautiful.

-I'm happy to be here with you ladies.
-Seriously!

We go through a lot, so I'm happy we can
have this moment to just enjoy each other.

[Karla] That's right.

-[Colony] Enjoy the weather, the scenery.
-This is beautiful.

Drama-free.

[Alexis] Drama-free, amen to that.

[Tennille] We don't know for how long
it's gonna last, let's enjoy it.

Hopefully we can remain
drama-free, but we'll see.

[upbeat music playing]

Did anybody check on Juawana last night
to see why she didn't come?

I think something else happened,

maybe her and Sharelle got into it
about something, maybe the client.

-Very weird that she wasn't at dinner.
-I agree.

You know she don't like
to miss nothing Sharelle's at.

I hope they found a house for the buyers,
hope they found the wow house.

I really… Yeah.

Rena, from the energy and the interactions
from everybody, including Sharelle,

do you feel your feelings
have changed a little bit about

what's going on with the brokerage?

I'm still considering it.

I think it's just something that I've got
to come to a decision to on my own.

Look at you.

-I'm looking--
-I wanted to see if things have changed.

-I think that's an honest question.
-Are you concerned about things changing?

Rena, I told you how I felt. You know, but
of course I would not want you to leave.

I would prefer if you stay with us.

I'd really be sad if you were
to open up your own brokerage,

so I'm really hoping that
this was just a little idea.

And once again, I don't know
where I am with it, if that makes sense.

That's why she doesn't need
to talk to Sharelle about it yet.

It's probably gonna be an issue
because it is competition,

and you are trying to recruit
her best agents. We shall see.

-[Anne sighs]
-Should I be concerned, Colony?

You know how Sharelle is.

-[Rena] About, well--
-It can go either way.

-She can be supportive or feel a way.
-Right.

I think that businesses can coexist.

-There's enough for everyone, you know?
-[Rena] Right.

Yes, if she wasn't already
an agent under Allure.

So you think I should go and say,

"I may be about to leave,
you should know this"?

So that what? She can start doing things
that prevent me from doing that?

-You think she'd do that?
-I don't know.

You never know how someone's going
to react to that kind of information.

Thing is, I don't know
if that's what I want yet.

If I make that decision, I'll put stuff
in place that I need to put in place,

and then I'll talk to Sharelle about it.

It's not an issue because
it's just between us. It's not an issue.

But this is a little different.

[Colony] Rena isn't getting what
I'm trying to say, and neither is Anne,

and it's really frustrating because
I want things to be out in the open.

I don't want any secrets.

Time is passing by.

You still haven't told Sharelle.

I have this knowledge,
so when she finally does find out,

it'll be like,
"Okay, well, you knew this all along?"

You can respect me and Sharelle,

and say I can come to you
with something that's personal.

-Yeah.
-So it stays here.

'Cause that'll be another issue.
You know, we both knew about it.

I'm never gonna say anything
that I talked to y'all about.

Well, good luck, girl,
if you do decide to talk to her.

You guys can go swimming.
I'll watch. Whoo!

-[Karla] Ready?
-[all exclaim]

[upbeat music playing]

[Colony] I love the greenery here.

Sharelle, party of eight?

-[Anne] Oh, we're upstairs.
-[Colony] Rooftop vibes.

Where shall we sit since
we have the whole table to ourselves?

Oh, Rena's here.

-Hey, Rena.
-Hello, ladies.

They'll love to see us together, honey.

[upbeat music continues]

-[Alexis] Surprise.
-[all greeting]

-[all] Hey.
-[Alexis] How are y'all?

Well, I'm happy to see
you guys showing up together.

Sitting next to each other.

-[Tennille] Hi, Karla.
-[Karla] How are you?

-[Rena] Hey, Karla.
-[Alexis] How are you? I love your hair.

Hello, hello, hello!

-[all greeting]
-How are y'all?

[Rena] Look at this dress, yes!

[Juawana] Oh, I made it.

[Tennille] You didn't make it last night.

Yeah. What is going on?

-[Anne] Right.
-Ooh, can I sit down?

-Juawana came looking like a dominatrix.
-[Rena] I know.

[Colony] HR, HR, HR.

Tonight I'm calling you
Dominatrix Juawana.

Sharelle, I wanna
talk to you about something.

So, I normally wouldn't talk to you
about this here at dinner,

but Colony and I had a talk on the yacht,
so I wanted to bring it to your attention.

I don't want it to become
something more than what it is. Um…

What are they talking about?

Y'all might have to find out later.
I don't know.

-[Tennille] I'm minding my business.
-Exactly. That's my business.

Um, but I had been considering whether
I wanted to start my own brokerage.

It's just kind of
a thought I've been thinking of, um…

and I did confide in Anne and Colony.

And I think it was a lot
when I talked to Colony about it,

it was weighing on her heavy.

And I think she was taken aback by it,
and wanted me to talk to you about it.

Thank you. Thank you.

I've made no decision,
and it was just a thought.

Now what I don't like is you confiding
in two of my top-producing agents.

You're coming at me like

you were trying to pick people
who have a little altercation

or feel some type of way at that moment.

I just told them what I was thinking about
and what my thoughts were at the time,

and I told them it was really
nothing that I had decided,

it wasn't definitive,
just something I'd been thinking about.

I do feel a little type of way.
Ain't gonna lie. Not gonna play fake.

Well, don't. Don't.

We'll drink on it.

[Rena] I could tell
Sharelle is really irritated.

I know she's going to think about this
some more and have some concerns.

I know this isn't the end of it.

[Anne] Ensalada Mayami?

Got it. Oh, yeah.
This the cheese steak thing? Okay.

[Sharelle] Are these crickets?

Uh-uh, crickets?

-[Sharelle] Are these fried crickets?
-Stop.

[Juawana squeals] Karla ate them.

-[Rena] It's something.
-[Tennille] Fried something.

They're something in the insect realm.

This is a Mexican restaurant, y'all.
I'm going to…

-[mock gagging]
-[all exclaiming]

-[Tennille] Oh, my God!
-That's his body!

-[all squealing and exclaiming]
-I can't. I gotta go. I can't!

[squealing and exclaiming continues]

[Colony] Where is it?

[Rena] Okay, stop.
It's this big. It is, like, this big.

Where you going?

I don't have to figure out what it is.
I'm gone.

I'll try it for $100.

[Sharelle] I'll Cash App you $100
right now.

$100, Juawana?
You got a six-figure check coming.

Right.

Every penny count.

Ready? Three, two, one!

[all squealing]

-[Anne] Chew!
-[Juawana] It tastes like chicken.

Oh hell, no. Absolutely not. Nope.

[Sharelle] Tomorrow,
you ladies are gonna leave,

and I'm staying here
because I'm going to see my man.

This should be motivation
for you ladies to get back,

boots on the ground…

-[Tennille] Yes.
-…and start taking over.

Amen to that.

[Juawana] That's the military talk.
"Boots on the ground!"

[laughing] Cheers.

-That's motivation!
-"Boots on the ground!"

[Juawana] But, ladies, I do
want to share something with you,

and I'm super uncomfortable
talking about it with you ladies,

but I feel like we have
gotten a little bit closer.

Um… but I was on a date last night.

I couldn't get out of it.
It was already pre-planned.

-A date?
-[Juawana] By Sharelle.

She-- she surprised me.

-[Anne] Surprised you with your husband?
-Your husband flew down?

Well…

So, that means that…

So…

[suspenseful music playing]

Bryan and I are getting a divorce.

And…

-Are you serious?
-Yes. Yes.

-Wow, I'm sorry.
-I'm so sorry to hear that.

And I… it's been going on for a while,
so don't…

I'm okay. It's been a while.

It's just you guys weren't aware of it,

but I felt that I wanted to share it with…

-[sobs] Don't make me cry.
-[Tennille] I'm about to cry, I'm sorry.

[Anne] Aw, don't do that. Oh, my God.
You guys, don't do that.

[Sharelle] Y'all get teary-eyed,
I get teary-eyed.

I'm supposed to be the one that cries.

[downbeat music playing]

I'm so sorry. Damn.

Okay, without getting too deep,
and you can share if you want to,

but what happened?

If you're not 100% happy…
And I know nothing is perfect. I do.

I get that, but I feel like as women,

we sometimes stay in things
because we're embarrassed.

We don't want people to talk about us.

-We're not sure where we're going to go.
-We're afraid of what people will say.

We're not mad at one another.
We… It's amicable.

But I want a marriage that's
a little bit different than what I had.

And so that is the reason
why I decided to file for divorce.

That's-- that's heartbreaking.

-Thank you.
-[Alexis] I'm sorry.

I commend you for, like… I think

my life changed the minute
I stopped living for other people.

-Right.
-[Anne] I was at a point in my life

where I cared a lot
about what other people had to say.

[crying] And…

And the minute that you start
living for you, your life changes.

[Tennille] That's true.

I've been in your shoes. I know how it is,

and I was worried for the longest,
like what other people would think

when I got out of a relationship,
but I don't care.

-So good for you.
-That's true.

-Thank you, Sharelle.
-I went through it. I never got married.

I was with him for ten years.
We have the kids.

Everything…
It was so hard for me to leave,

but I had to pick me…

-Yeah.
-…you know, so, it's for you.

See, Juawana, everybody loves you.

Okay. Apparently
we're closer than I thought.

[all laughing]

Thank you for sharing it with us.
And I'm proud of you, girl.

I'm proud of you
for doing what's best for you.

["There For You"
by Tommee Profitt & Svrcina playing]

♪ Any way you need me to ♪

♪ You don't have to walk alone ♪

♪ I will be there for you ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

♪ I'll be there for you ♪

♪ I'll be there for you ♪

♪ Be there for you ♪