01x09 - Delivery Truck

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Here he, here he, more Jesse the Monster

Slayer has been quietly in a way with his

night to the garage, a lunch another

chapter of mechanical mayhem, pop your drive

wrench, gather your squires and make-ins,

and duck, because

Monster Grudge is in the

house.

Join us now as Jesse

and his g*ng of Maverick

mechanics, RIP, RIND,

and VIRN, transforming

ordinary street vehicles into Monster

Machines in the Monster Grudge.

Something's bug and

Jesse, Mr. Intensity's

tractor beam stare is

locked on the target.

I absolutely despise waiting for something.

By the time I've waited and waited for

a week, I could have

probably made it myself.

This week's challenge

turned a 1998 Chevy P1000

step van into the ultimate

as*ault delivery vehicle.

The rules. When built,

the machine must appear

to be stuck. The team

can spend no more than

3,000 dollars in hard

cash for parts. Jesse

and his crew have seven days and nights.

On the first day, they

design for the next

five, they build. And on

the seventh, they race.

If successful, the team

walks away with a $3

,400 set of back tools,

and the clock starts now.

The Mac truck arrives fully loaded, but

the last thing, Jesse, the tool fanatic,

wants in his Mac tools truck

today, is tools out they all go.

This makes me the Mac

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

The design team meets their

general, postmaster, Jesse James.

The problem in front

of us is trying to make

something that delivers packages and mail

to the faster. So I

think we need to make a

cannon that would launch

it straight out of the

side. So if you're driving straight down

the street and houses are right here, it's

doing doing. What have you had a series of

about 10 barrels that just rotate it out

and you'll deliver 10

newspapers at the same time.

If it's mobile and you

can stand up there and

you're the actual turret,

grab one loaded in.

But for every action there's a direct

and opposite reaction every time it's

thumps the package at it thumps you back.

Dave Norris designs and

makes air cannons those

cool hot dog and t

-shirt sh**ting bazookas

in the exporting of X.

I would say most favorite thing is

pull in the trigger the first time.

And here in the hoop.

And watching the t-shirt fly 150.

We'll just make a turret

that we can climb out.

And that way you can get

up there and you can,

you know, aim at it

whatever house you want.

One, one, one.

That's a good start.

Okay. You know, my mind sets

kind of on rapid though.

You know, we're going to actually take

this thing and be competitive with it.

Well, the tactical technology there

are lots of design variations.

People have been kind of building

catapult for 2,500 years.

Ron Tom's makes a living

by making catapults.

I'm the world's largest manufacturer of

siege weaponry in miniature in the world.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

Ron has three steps to

go from rapid to fire.

First, a device to sh**t

envelopes directly into a mailbox.

Here's an idea for the envelopes.

This is based on the idea of

a baseball pitching machine.

You take the envelope,

so it will be real going.

Just laying on like that.

Next, get medieval on back with something

that looks like a crossbow and steroids.

This is a ballista.

What you can do with this is have it

in the truck in the c*ck position.

The package is in it.

That's ready to go. Then you

just pull the trigger in.

It goes.

Finally, for the big and bulky, there's

only one way to go over the top.

Like if you had a heavy

package that needed to

go up a long driveway

or something like that,

we could pull the thing right up.

With one of Ron's cannibals, a bowling

ball becomes a deadly cannon ball.

You know what the way

this thing's designed?

Careful with what it is.

You know, so we can actually build

a frame part of it right inside here

and make the back part

of the roof lift off.

Ron has in mind a specific type

of catapult called a trebuchet.

Now a trebuchet is a type of catapult

that uses a counterweight on an arm.

There's a sling attached to the arm.

And that sling pivot's around

the end throws a project out.

Step of the ceiling.

The arsenal's all set.

Time to sweeten the pot.

Jesse likes eye candy.

My rule of thumb, everything's

always better with flames.

Yeah.

Design artist Dias Nagau was

born and raised in Tokyo, Japan.

He graduated from the Pasadena Design

Center and quickly landed his dream job.

A design motorcycle's gone on that.

Ooh!

Which is a little drop of flames in it.

Jesse James Pike.

This design is locked and loaded.

For small packages, they

will use the airtighting.

For medium sized packages,

the crossbow-like felistas.

For large packages, the trebuchet.

They're big and roomy-mac truck.

Just got very crowded.

And they're cool.

I think we got it nailed.

Pretty confident on this one.

Usually I'm this.

On the skeptic.

The lone skeptic rides off in an

ear-shattering w*r of approval.

Day two, six a.m.

Jesse has assembled

five monster mechanics,

eager to put their

stamp on the Mac truck.

Jim Barley from Reno, Nevada,

monster truck mechanic

and jaws of life operator.

All can't do from Santa

Monica, California,

plastic surgery nurse

and human customizer.

Jamie Whitlock from

Costa Mesa, California,

welding diva.

Continuing from the design team,

Dave Norris from

Phoenixville, Pennsylvania,

air cannon ear.

In Ron Tom's from

Sherman Oaks, California,

King of all catapults.

With the build team in place,

it's now a race against time.

This is the deal.

We're going to make the

ultimate delivery truck.

This to me is just work.

If you guys sit around and do, you know,

stupid sh*t on camera,

these guys don't care.

They're going to make you

look like an a*s on TV.

You know, it's got to be

working together as a team.

And we have to start right

now and treat everyday.

It's our last day.

To speed up the process,

Jesse appoints Dave and

Ron as the team leaders.

We'll set up in two different groups.

One start working on the air cannon.

Could I do it?

And one will start

constructing the catapult.

First things first.

It's time to gut the box

on the delivery truck.

This is our ladies boots.

There's a grilled boot.

No, they're not.

They have grilled on them.

It's funny.

They're totally grilled boots.

They are.

Ron waits through the wreckage

and scores some spare change.

We found 35.

39 cents in the truck.

Just enough for a postage stamp.

Ron hits the graph paper to

design the monster catapult.

The big questions are,

will they have enough time and men

power to complete their mission?

Back in the middle ages,

they used to have like 50 carpenters

spend a week building one of these.

So we've got five people in five days.

I think the biggest challenge will

be staying friends with everybody.

Jim brings in the raw steel needed for

the catapult and the giant crossbow.

In order to optimize our time,

we're going to build it out here

and then we're going to figure out how much

of the body of the truck we have to cut

in order to make it fit properly.

The goal is to complete the truck

you shape by the end of the day.

This is part of the

base to the trebuchet.

This is going to be one of

the sides of the trebuchet.

This will be the left

side of the trebuchet.

Another one just like it

will be the right side.

And then once we have those up,

we'll start welding

crossbraces between them.

We'll use these galvanized pieces.

I'll just come in and weld

pieces in between them

and knock the center out.

I'll do the roof in the floor

and figure out how to mount it.

Because I think if we,

we've got to stay and

split up a little bit.

What we have to do is we have

to build a poor barrel launcher.

What I need you to do

with your expert welding

is to start putting this

barrel assembly together.

Okay, I'm going to cut them

and then you can start

welding them together.

We'll get this puppy done.

Jim's cannon better be better than good.

It's going up against the

fastest paper boy in the West.

Joe McMahon.

So these are going here

and then we'll draw a hole

to be an axle for them.

So we can rotate it,

pull it back, launch it,

rotate it to the next barrel.

They'll be four and just

continue to do that.

You get somebody stuff

on them on one side

and somebody sh**t

them on the other side.

Jim Farley is a man of many talents,

mechanically speaking.

I work on all aspects of the truck.

Engine's transmissions ruins

electrical and minor bodywork.

I was brought up around race cars

and my debt had his own recursibility.

It interested me so

that's the way I went.

I'm also a certified auto

extrication specialist

when people get into an accident

and they're trapped in their vehicle.

What you have to do is peel

the car away from the person.

You've got the roof off, the doors off,

people are steering columns

to get the patient out.

Got a spring, man.

Runs a happy guy.

The springs he needs for

his catapult have arrived.

These are the springs

for the e-treebixet.

This is what's going to

give the treebixet power.

Each one of these springs looks

about 300 pounds of energy

into the system.

300 foot pounds.

I need to know what their

maximum extension is.

So I'm going to hang

them from the rafters

and I start that and wait to them

until I find out how far they go.

Okay, I'm going back.

Really?

Yeah.

Then they're going to

tell me I'm going to try

way on that, no?

No, we'll figure it out.

I don't want that.

We can calculate it.

Now lock me.

Will assume that three feet

is an axiomile extension.

Day two is about to strike 12

before they head out.

The team looks back.

We need a plan of meeting.

I'd like to see you getting

this frame in here tomorrow.

Okay.

Close up.

You've been done.

Get the arm done, get the springs on.

I think we need a sense

of gold for ourselves.

Get this thing done in five days.

Well, I wanted to get the frame

of the treebixet done today.

And we've got most of the frame done.

Come in tomorrow.

Some cutting was and we're there.

Then we have started on the list.

I'd like to finish the

list of frame tomorrow.

We are well on our way.

Actually, the team worked

the other very well.

So we're all my dad.

We're not knowing each other.

Yeah, well on our way.

I'm like we're ahead of target.

Their first skirmish in the garage

has a team-smelling victory.

Day two is in the outbidden,

but the battle has just begun.

I got him, surrender!

You black-hearted pre-steering dog.

Never you!

That face is so tough!

Monster garage factoid.

Trebuchets were used in the middle ages

to hurl plague ridden

corpses over cattle walls.

The first recorded instance

of biological warfare.

Day three, good morning, team.

Jamie arrives with a hand-winch

purchased at a local hardware store.

The winches we're going to

use to c*ck the machine.

To actually crank the arm down.

Without a winch, it's going to take

10 people to pull this thing down.

And that's not very safe because if

one person loses a grip, slips, falls,

let's go.

It starts a chain reaction.

Next thing you know, two people of life.

Because of the spring's

massive resistance,

the trigger is a critical

part of the Trebuchet.

Ron plans to use something

called a pelican hook.

These are the heaviest duty

pelican nuts in the world.

For yachting applications, these are the

hoist loads out of a yacht, for instance.

And when it's under heavy

load, how do they release it?

They pull this lever and it

just releases out like that.

And they load falls.

It's simple to talk on the rope.

The hook opens and the arm is released.

The price of a pelican these days.

I had to order these

from a marine supplies

for yachting supplies

for the 50 bucks eat.

Unless we want to custom make

triggers, this is the only way to go.

And those are nice and

reliable and heavy duty.

And they're shiny.

Jim works on the four barrel blotcher.

And Jamie describes what

she's doing to the Trebuchet.

The welds that I'm doing are,

of course, extremely strong,

overbuilding everything.

I'm just welding this knot out of it.

Jamie with Lock is a single

mother who defies all stereotypes.

As for being feminine, I always kind of

feel like I've been somewhat of a tomboy,

but I'm not like, but yes, he was called.

But I mean, I work

around mostly all guys.

I'm pretty confident in what I do.

And so I don't feel like I

have to try to prove myself.

I want to have this finished by lunch.

But then.

Because Jesse James still hasn't

showed up to cut the truck.

I'll come in first thing

in the morning and more.

Maybe he might as I'm

like doing an all-nighter.

I don't know.

You seem to be doing it

all right without him.

Let's see what he says

about him when he gets here.

Jamie's suffering from Jesse deprivation.

A common affliction to

newcomers in the monster garage.

The crew takes matters into their own

hands and cut the roof without him.

First they cut through the fiberglass.

Then add hinges.

They rip through the ribs.

Add support.

And open.

A few final welds in the

tribute shape frame is complete.

The throwing arm pivots perfectly.

Next, install the

springs to power the arm.

Nice.

Runs not happy with this winch.

It takes too long to crank.

He'll ask Jesse about it when he arrives.

So the most efficient use of our

time is to set this project aside.

Get cracking on the ballista.

And then

And that Jesse doesn't like that.

Then he can come here and tell me so.

This Jamie really want to

sh**t out with Jesse James.

Maybe not.

We're talking slick.

I don't know where.

Newspaper boys watch out.

Hold back.

Show them out.

Index is right on there.

Here g*n still needs to be tested.

They're just waiting for the

CO2 tanks to be delivered.

We're going to be ready.

We're going to be ready.

The design for the ballista is done.

The team can now go ballistic.

The mother of all crossbows.

The ballistas arms extend

out eight feet each side.

This is the ballista frame.

We're going to be putting

our axles here for our arms.

The arms are going to basically go whack.

Like that against the ends of these.

This bad boy packs over a ton of wallop.

The compressed air tanks

have finally arrived.

Gunpowder for their cannons.

Kick it, Mingle!

I am kicking it.

Jim shows Dave the proper

way to treat a tank.

I don't want to hurt it.

Monster garage mantra.

If it's under pressure,

dangerous and able to explode, kick it.

Kick it is for young kids.

Senior citizens do it safely.

They'll use cardboard tubes to

simulate newspapers for the test.

We're not waiting for

anybody. This is the w*r.

You want to sh**t it?

You want to sh**t it?

Oh, you're going to aim

at some better knives.

Well, I'm pretty sure it would work.

But it's always good

to see that it works.

Jesse suits up.

It takes a look in

this team's handy work.

Yeah, let's go.

I think we got an actuator for it.

It's chocolate.

I don't think it's automatic.

Yeah. Ron's g*n shy about using the hand witch.

I think the hand witch,

like, keeps with that hole.

Medieval feeling.

Jesse still wants more

monster in his monster truck.

He can make it scary, you know.

Flatter risk pain all over it and

glue the heads off of baby dolls.

All over it and get some big speakers on

the top and play the theme from Halloween.

This cruise around a low gear.

Delivering fear to everybody

that wants something.

For the last 12 hours, the team has gone

full throttle on their

monster in the making.

Time to punch out.

Day three is yesterday's news.

Dave sales smoothly into day four.

Kind of.

The team settles down and

sets their goals for the day.

By the end of the day

today, we can have the

ballista at least in the

truck, if not fully mounted.

And the trebuchet complete outside of

the truck, then that'll be a good day.

Time to bring out the g*n grunting.

This big brother of the

four-barrel launcher

will sh**t small and

medium-sized packages.

What we have to do is take this plate.

This plate gets bolted on here.

Jesse starts the day with

a plan for the exhaust.

I'm thinking some big ol' stacks.

This is one big one.

Coming up the side.

All the way up the top.

What do you think?

The rest of the team rangles the

heavy ballista into position.

Hang on, let me help.

Come on, hang on.

I gotta finish my sh*t, don't I?

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

The powerful springs need

to go on the ballista.

And it takes a total team

effort to get the job done.

I got you man.

20 million users.

The team tomboy can handle a broom.

I'm a really good keeper.

It's big.

Okay, let's see your attention.

You can probably get this.

There's a big question.

Corner around.

With it fixed.

No, we'll, let's stand there.

Why do we come in this way?

Why do we lift our end up?

Yeah, okay.

There you go.

Let's open the roof.

Open the roof?

Pop.

Okay, clear.

Clear.

Oh, that's gonna run you over here.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good thing.

That's a good thing.

Appreciate you just thought

it as a factory option.

You're in a bad spot.

You got it today?

I got it.

Okay, there you go.

That's it.

You will do that side as well.

That's gonna be nice.

It fits perfectly.

What we need to do now is figure out

where we're going to cut this hole.

We need to start building the base,

the base of the frame against that.

And then once the hole's

cut, when you do install the

trough, because it's going

to stick through the hole,

I hope this thing shoots

more than 20 feet.

Oh, you know.

Oh, it's going to sh**t a mile.

If you put a heavy box

on here, it's gone.

Lots of power.

The ballista's installed,

but will it deliver?

I'm building a tray

for the boxes you got.

Out of the ballista.

A strange material has

entered the garage.

Team member Paul Campbell is pretty

sure it's something called wood.

Paul Campbell makes a

living customizing people.

He's a plastic surgery nurse.

I think you can look at the human body

and see where a provenance can be made.

Just as you can see

about customizing a car.

From people to cars, his basic

approach to life is hands on.

The truck gets a new window,

but it's not for sightseeing.

In the hole.

How much more do we need?

Oh, that is.

Wait, not.

It's time to test the ballista.

Go for it.

I will electric witch c*ck the crossbow.

The team takes cover.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Hit it.

Three, two, one.

Whoo.

That thing went far.

Yeah, that comes down.

We need to put some little room.

They hit the opening or what?

I think the box is getting air.

It's so light.

It's getting a little air underneath it.

Try striking some weight

in it and do it again.

Who wants to bed at

works with weight in it?

Well, we also got a smaller box.

I think the smaller box

makes the bigger difference.

If you guys want to use that

as a gear excuse, that's cool.

I'll let it slide now.

It's a month's very, very, very

serious about trip machines,

the list is all this stuff.

Where are you?

It's not up for any extra chute

chat or anything like that.

It's a very serious business.

I have you old catapult.

Ready?

Get in there.

Oh, okay.

Now what did it do?

It has just the right amount

of power for months to garage.

Too much.

We're crushing the box

when we try to launch it.

So what we're going to do

is a better power and half.

And see what just to see what happens.

Ron removes the top two springs.

Whoo.

Are you ready?

Ready.

Okay.

Oh, no.

You got to be kidding me.

Okay, ready?

Careful.

Monster air freight has been launched.

Went over the raft.

Came down on top of the truck.

So we're departing there.

20 feet, 30 feet.

It's going to go 50 feet.

It's going to hit the

crowd about 60, 70 feet.

Yeah, perfect.

Next is the first punch it did.

It's going to work.

That means we've got two

out of the five things done.

Now Dave is under the g*n

for launcher number three.

Well, I think we've got

the big cannon finished.

But I have to do some

little tune up to it.

Because we're putting a

square peg in around hole,

we have a lot of area around

the box that doesn't get sealed.

And when it's not sealed, the

pressure just goes past it.

He tries gift trapping

the box monster style.

Good.

The hand winches welded

under the triple shade.

Their massive steel

catapult is ready to go in.

Three, two, yeah.

I don't want you to close like this.

Oh, we just cut the box door.

After a little encouragement,

monster garage style.

The Mac truck has a new delivery tool.

Check this guy out.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my little, hi, baby.

I'm working with that guy.

She's sh**ting known.

He just called and take out his shirt.

Oh.

Jessie's back from a shopping

spree with a load of goodies.

Oh, it's in the trucker place.

I've got all kinds of good stuff.

It's the makings for

a monster smoke stack.

Hi.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I think I have this one.

Yeah, I didn't have Chrome, but that'll.

Yeah, it's better.

Their ship is winding down pretty much.

Everything better we hold it and

work into the best of our ability

with that breaking your house.

Yeah.

And it just needs to tune it.

We just need to have to get somewhere

where we can tune that rubbish.

Yeah.

We need to get it out.

The rubbish is going to be a big job.

Yeah.

So we're going to need all

day Friday to do the testing.

So if we're not finished by

the end of the day tomorrow,

it's going to affect our ability

to tune the machine properly.

Day four shot.

Time to go home and reload.

Look out.

Jesse's got a package for you.

So stay tuned.

Your signature will be required.

Day five finds the team in good shape.

So far, it's been nothing but

full size for these sharpshooters.

All the weapons are built

and the talk is pretty c*ck.

That's, uh, undo everything

we did yesterday.

And start over with day two.

Because we are that far ahead.

But it's a little too

early for pets on the back.

We can't forget it.

Because I know we all

keep forgetting about it.

We've got that envelope sh**ter.

We've got it built also.

Oh yeah.

That's right.

That's a small machine.

But it's just as important as the others.

Who adds a design for that?

I do.

You have the design.

But we have to figure it out.

I'll figure it out.

You guys build it.

Originally it was just going to be

a flat plate with two wheels on it.

And a channel that you

put an envelope in.

You put the envelope in the

channel, slide it into the wheels.

And the wheels grab it.

Simple machine.

You know, this is the one.

Because it's so simple.

Being let the last minute.

Dave has no problem

with the letter b*mber.

Just the designer.

I'd like to cut.

I need a shop.

This needs to be under

the edge of the tire.

I'd like to length it, isn't it?

Mine.

First thing.

I just think it'll work.

See the envelope sitting on that.

Look at that.

Cut an inch off here.

Watch out.

Dave has a different approach than I do.

And there's a little bit

of friction sometimes.

Basically, you weld a pin on the side.

If it's too far away, you whack the pin.

It bends the tire a little bit.

But we've been in the tires.

So they're not parallel with each other.

It's going to change the way it works.

Yeah.

Well, how many of you build it?

Exactly.

The name I've built.

I'm sure.

Well, I know it's going to

change the way it works.

Ron just has a bossy attitude sometimes.

And I think the team is a

very non-boss-needed team.

I honestly don't know

what he's got going on

here, but if we don't

figure this out today,

we'll be behind it.

We gotta get this done today.

Alright, then.

Jim's heard enough back in fourth.

He starts building the letter Blaster.

Something level would be

helpful, but I got level hit.

Yeah.

We'll be on the way.

After 20 minutes of winding

in five minutes of welding,

it's ready to sh**t.

We're going to hurt.

The letters fly out.

Just he sends his reply.

That's not scary either.

Who's the male?

This is one male carrier

that will not get through.

The cool factor just isn't there.

I'm making the executive

decision to mix it.

I just want to put a TV

in this and launch it.

Every cannon needs a turret.

And Dave slices the whole

out of the Mac truck group.

One up.

The g*ns are ready for battle.

Next, this cat needs room to bolt.

And the roof needs help to open.

This is our friend of

the little actuator.

We're going to use it

to go ahead and lift it.

The roof up does.

Pushing from this side is

never going to open this thing.

Could we just use the old man

whale method and shove it over?

One guy at one end, one guy at the other

end, we both shove it and flopped over.

We have a hellbar or something.

It comes up over to here.

The teams turned down a dead end.

Jesse arrives and sheds

light on their darkness.

There's too much bullsh.

Keep it simple.

Aren't you going to do it right here?

Do a bracket.

You know, go about right here.

I don't go.

You central it.

It's like 300 pounds.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm close.

Okay.

We have lift up.

We have it.

That is it.

The ultimate as*ault

delivery vehicle needs armor.

This comes in the form of diamond plate.

The diamond plate is solid

aluminum and 116th inch thick.

Strong enough to withstand any as*ault

on the monster air cargo truck.

Four.

Four.

Four.

At the end of day five, the Mack

truck is looking very monstrous.

But if it doesn't pass tomorrow's firing

tests, they're just blowing smoke.

Day six.

The final touches go

on the result vehicle.

Just got here and all we have to do

is a very few little touching things.

And apparently we're going to

add a couple more springs here.

Ron decides to put even more

springs on the catapult.

Don't do this at home.

This is very dangerous.

You know, there's a lot of power here.

There's enough power here to

throw up 50 pound object 100 feet.

And that's enough power to

rip somebody's head clean off.

They have been a little bit

worried about the whole thing.

Only because water after

is a little bit dangerous. Yeah.

I've never built a spring

fire machine this big before.

So, you know, there's always, there's

always questions, things that may be

I forgot to consider.

I mean, it's possible that we'll

have some unexpected results.

The team is nervous.

Their trebuchet is big,

powerful and doesn't test it.

What do we wait for?

Jesse.

Jesse.

I think we'll wait for Jesse.

Jesse will wait for Jesse to close.

Are we ready?

Oh, boy.

Oh, yes.

Did they move the mirrors down so

you can see on the corner side?

Jesse heads out to the proving grounds.

Before firing off a shot,

he puts his monster through the paces.

Jesse avoids any obstacle

thrown in his path.

Unless it's something

that begs to be hit.

This thing handles the

trappings they're going to do.

The testing begins.

Two, one.

Up first, the valista.

Check.

Is it my turn yet?

Yo, Jesse.

Wait.

The gatling g*n has his muster.

The cannon works, but it could

use a little more mustard.

Now, for the main event, it's time

for the big dog to deliver the goods.

Three, two, one.

Oh, oh.

We get an expert in here.

He's going on.

He's got to be careful.

The spring-loaded weapon is jammed.

It extremely dangerous.

1,600 pounds of pressure.

The weight of a small car.

It could release at any moment, turning

the cable into a head smashing steel whip.

We're going to get the pipe out of there.

We're going to get the pipes.

It's not on there.

The trebuchet is a smashing success.

Their monster has passed the test.

Now, it's tool time for

the monster Mac tool team.

All right, it's a D.

Look at this.

You guys did awesome.

Got some Mac tools for it.

Monster garage, CDs.

Awesome.

Good job, guys.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Don't hurt him.

He's like, like, shake

your hand too long.

Get off me.

Yeah.

We get out of here.

Later that night, Tom Pruitt,

a famous motorcycle creation,

gives the ultimate delivery

truck the monster Mac over.

We're going to lay on about 68

coats of the blue blood red from

House Colors, possibly the most

pure red pigment in the world.

And we're going to top it off

with about 68 coats of clear.

And who knows, I might even throw in

a little bit of red ice pearl on that.

It just feels just pretty good measure.

The transformation is complete.

Behold, monster air cargo has arrived,

and it's ready to deliver the goods.

Monster garage factory.

Last year, 17% of the

US population moved,

resulting in 44 million a

change of address requests.

Hello, monster fans.

The big swag here with my posse

of one, Frankie White side.

How you doing, Frankie?

Just great swag.

It's a beautiful morning down in LBC,

and we're waiting for the start of

another monster garage challenge.

But swag, where is Jesse James?

Can't you hear that rumble?

I'll tell you where he is.

Jesse James is warning to

this quiet neighborhood

in a righteous red delivery

truck, red turned the center.

Oh, it looks like a showdown

shades of the okay crown.

Jesse's had enough of what

newspapers and late packages.

He's at the teach someone a lesson.

What is that, man?

That's good.

Let's go.

The challenge is on.

The fastest paper boy in

the west and the man in blue

and his little white truck.

Versus Jesse James and the

ultimate as*ault delivery vehicle.

Monster air cargo.

The rules are simple.

Whoever delivers the

most packages in papers

down this quarter mile stretch

of residential racetrack.

Wind.

And they're off.

Jesse lords the hammer and

the Mac truck suit down first.

But the kids and gamer keep

fires up the first few papers.

Nice, huh?

Joe McMamp, remember that name?

Stop the presses.

What's that?

It's a newspaper gathering g*n swag.

Oh, Jesse's watching back.

What's that right?

Check out that accuracy, Frankie.

Oh, just, just.

The man in blue is our ring

at swag running and ringing.

It looks pretty determined, Frank.

Hey, swag.

The Mac truck popped a new port hole.

You got to be centimeter and come in.

The little white truck

has plenty under the hood,

but the man in blue meets

a four-legged dead end.

His real boy lays down a perfect roadie

and throws a perfect strike.

Jesse's carpet bombing the street.

That news for the kid.

It's rain and papers.

That's it for the paper boy named Joe.

Keep your head up, kid.

Jesse burns the delivery

man going truck to truck.

The man in blue is trying

but he's tripping over his own two feet.

Jesse goes for the k*ll.

It's a bombardment.

And a slam dunk for

Jesse in the Mac truck.

Game over.

The paper boy named

Joe and the man in blue

have been vested by the best there is.

Jesse james a monster air cargo.

Yeah.

But Jesse's got one last

very special delivery

to make Frank.

He's not getting through

those early gates.

Looks like the big Mac's got a sunrise.

Wait a minute, post that, Frank.

That's the only person left in

the United States who hasn't seen

monster garage.

What?

Look.

It's a TV and a Trebuchet.

That's easy for you to say, pal.

Hey, come in.

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Now that's what I call direct TV.

What's the allowance

from what the replay?

There's no time for snail mail.

And bad reception because

it's middle of earned.

And sparks the fly.

The next monster garage

challenge is just around the pan.