Caravan (2025)

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IN CO-PRODUCTION WITH

WITH THE SUPPORT OF

PRESENA FILM BY ZUZANA KIRCHNEROV

Don't worry.

It's gonna be nice, David.

You'll see

The sea.

The sand so much sand.

We're gonna see seagulls.

We're gonna swim.

We're gonna sunbathe.

Stop!

Youre too close!

The girls are here.

You can make friends with them.

Ice cream!

-Tommaso!

-What?

Can you help?

It's gonna be nice.

CARAVAN

No touching!

You scared me!

Oops, it fell!

-Lets decorate the cake.

-Let's make a cake like a pyramid.

A cake?

-Shall we decorate the cake?

-Yes. -Come on.

-Are you making whipped cream?

-Yeah.

Mom is whipped cream now.

Adela! David! Come eat your cake.

Stop it!

Calm down. Would you?

Actually if it wasnt for Ester,

I would have never met Petra.

Really?

She brought her to

Italy for a summer job.

Youre exaggerating

We found the job together.

And what did you do?

It's funny. We were at a farm

picking peaches, oranges everything.

-Down south?

-Yeah.

You were like the black people, Mom.

Exactly like the black people.

We lived in a barn

and we had these common showers.

But we didnt wash all that much.

Common showers? Really?

Yeah, really. Shared toilets, too.

I still cant believe

that my mom allowed it.

Im just surprised

that Tommaso slaved on a farm.

-Shut it.

-In reality, he didnt sl*ve at all.

He'd just spend time in

his camper van, making a mess,

bumming around the beach.

Hey, you, come here.

Just look at her.

Do you know, how I met your mom?

Im driving in my camper

and in one moment I stopped

I saw your mom

leaving the showers holding a stick.

-A stick?

-A stick, a garden hoe, whatever

We fell in love, got married

and lived happily ever after.

-Were happy, arent we?

-Sometimes.

Wrap yourself.

David!

No! No! No!

Ouch!

Go to sleep!

Stop it!

David!

Ouch!

Stop it!

Enough!

Stop!

Shhh!

Sleep now!

-Watch out for the broken glass.

-It's your book, Mom.

Oh, Jesus

Im so sorry.

Are you okay?

Adel, come here!

Come here!

Let me see.

Wait.

Does your foot hurt?

Does it hurt? Yeah?

Youll have to go to hospital.

Why are you scaring her?

Shes not going anywhere.

Its all good now.

No hospital, don't worry.

It will be ok.

I dont want him here.

Pick up those beads.

-It's a book from Grandma.

-Stop it!

Would you pick up

that plant, please?

It'll be okay.

I dont want him here.

Its like a museum in here.

I had no idea he was this bad now.

The last time I saw him,

he was so little,

so cute, he looked almost normal.

I dont think she even realizes.

Shes with him every single day.

Im so sorry to

see her live like this.

Do you think that money would help?

How?

I don't know.

Can't she pay for a nurse?

Some girl to help her.

So she can get some rest.

Five missed calls.

Not now.

David!

Oh boy!

Thats enough.

Come here!

Come, come.

He'll always be with me

and I with him.

Slowly, I'll learn

how to kiss from him,

I'll learn how to kiss.

Ciao!

Ciao!

-Should I give it a try?

-Yeah.

Come on, come on.

You want me to fix your car?

-Are you Czech?

-Yeah.

Whats wrong with it?

Wanna f*ck?

-You don't f*ck?

-No, no, no!

No! Thank you.

Can I get a ride?

Sure.

What a holiday!

Lying on the beach, getting roasted,

then you turn

and roast the other side.

Were heading

all the way to the south.

Its nothing like this.

Thats gonna be epic.

Dave, it's gonna be amazing.

David!

You'd better watch out

or youll get too brown.

Dave.

Shouldnt I put some lotion on you?

Do you think the farm still exists?

No idea.

-I would think

-What are you doing here?

You cant be here.

This is a private beach!

Guess what Were sunbathing!

Do you understand?

You have to leave now!

-Who am I bothering here?

-This beach is private! Private!

Is this what you want?

Okay, let's go! Move!

f*ck him!

Leave!

Good girl.

Is the sand also privato?

It's private

all the way to the water.

-Whats so funny. Leave!

-Don't touch me!

Easy! Were leaving.

f*ck him. Lets go!

Good night.

The sea belongs

to you as well, you jerk?

The sea belongs to no one! You scum!

Dave!

Dave!

What are you doing?

David!

Come here, David. Calm down.

Come here! Come!

David!

David! Stop!

David, come here!

David!

Lets go!

It's okay. Okay?

Come! Shush! Shush!

Shush! Shush! David, it's okay.

Shush!

Shush! Shush!

No, no, no!

Stop it! No, no!

Don't hit yourself, please!

No, no!

No!

Enough!

Shush!

Can you drive? It may calm him down.

-Shush!

-I dont drive.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK, David.

It's fine.

Its nice, right?

Its all I got!

And do you know any magic tricks?

I do.

Wingardium cashiosa!

Gas, food, smokes appear now!

Dave! Just hum three times

and all will be fine.

Woohoo! It works!

It works We've got cash.

I told you.

Yes!

What the f*ck are you doing here?

This is private property.

Unbelievable.

Wait, wait

Another jerk. Remember the

other beach? It was also "private".

That's another scumbag, David.

It's private property. This is

my farm. Do you understand?

-A farm?

-Yeah, a farm. -A farm.

Work.

-Work?

-Work.

Starting right now!

We need it.

Whats wrong? Not working?

Yeah, not working.

Let me see.

Youre right.

Anyway. You shouldnt be working in

the sun when your skin is so fine.

Youre all sunburnt.

Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

What the f*ck are you doing?

You hear me!

-Don't touch her!

-Stop it!

What's he thinking? That we work

all day and bang him at night?

Dickhead! f*cking dickhead!

OK?

Come on.

Don't cry over some

sleezy perv.

No.

He didnt do anything wrong.

I liked it.

Thats great!

No reason to cry, then.

Even better.

Dang it! We should have stayed.

You could have had a nice f*ck.

And made some cash on top. Right?

Man!

Youre a bigger nutcase than I am.

That hurts. Dave!

Dave, lets go.

Let's go.

-Good morning.

-Morning.

Are you looking for some workers?

No?

It's okay.

-Is he afraid of chickens?

-Yes.

No. Dont be afraid. Theyre nice.

Dont worry, look, they are nice.

They wont hurt you. Look.

Transaction denied

Damn it, David!

Why do you have to put them

right under his nose? Don't eat it.

Well, hes hungry so

Wait until he shits himself.

Yuck.

Here, have a biscuit.

We could furnish the caravan.

Dave, Dave No!

No, let's go. Leave it, love.

Please. Dave!

Welcome to paradise!

We could grow something here,

what do you say?

Don't!

Oh, yeah.

Work!

Right now!

Work! Right now!

Can I come with you?

You want to work the fields

with these hands?

Hop on in.

Come, quick. Come.

Good.

Why do you want this job, anyway?

Well, Im out of money.

You came for a holiday and you

spent all your cash? Am I right?

Come, come here. Quick!

Hurry, get inside. Come on!

You need to use the disinfectant.

Come.

Spray it around and let it air out.

This one stinks a bit.

Come, I'll show you

where the trash is.

Here is the wheel barrow.

Yeah.

Sorry.

-All good?

-Yeah, I'm sorry. -Here you go.

No need, thats normal.

Here is your advance.

Can you finish it

by the end of the week?

Thanks.

Go on, beautiful!

Damn, shes good.

I think shell beat him.

You won't fall, don't worry.

Don't fall!

She's so good!

-What's her time?

-2:40. -2:40?

Damn, she's good!

2, 1, stop!

Were on 3 minutes!

She beat your record. She beat you!

You're great! Congrats!

-She beat me.

-She beat you!

Dumbass, dumbass

Hey, she almost beat you too.

Your mom

How old is she?

-And yours?

-Like 40.

About 30.

-And your dad?

-Bruno. Show them Bruno.

-Do you have a photo?

-Brunos photo.

-Here, show this one. Here, this one.

-Here.

Handsome! Handsome!

-My dad is also quite sexy.

-Show them a picture of your dad.

She needs some father.

-She likes

-What are you doing?

You wanna go in the water?

Theyre both nuts.

I think they're both crazy.

The one with the pink hair is crazy.

Both of them. They're both crazy.

You have to do the crate

all the way around.

Here.

Put your finger here,

to hold it down.

No, you'll hurt yourself.

Here. Get it? Push down like this.

What about this?

Is that "D"?

Demetrio?

-Dario? -No.

-Damiano? Dino?

David.

Your boyfriend?

And you?

I got one tattoo as well. See?

Did it myself.

-What you laughing at?

-Gorgeous.

Stop right here, please.

-Is everything alright?

-Everything alright.

Got a bottle opener?

I found it.

David!

Oh, the mom!

David! Give it to me!

Why the hell

are you giving it to him?

Are you nuts?

-Go calm her down.

-Take it easy. Youre one of us.

David, you cant drink beer.

Jesus!

Go, go, go, go!

Get under the water Lets go.

Pants off. Take it off.

Lift your foot.

Come on.

Hair. Lets go. Head up.

Come here.

-Are you kidding me?

-Is this for real?

-Put your head back.

-What's she thinking?

Put in another one.

Come on. Lets go, David.

Wait, we need to wash that hair.

-Can I rinse his hair?

-Come on, OK.

Tilt your head back, good.

-Come on, David.

-What now?

David, you need to sleep.

Drop it here.

Weve got to do it quietly.

Now, lets hang it

on this tree and the other.

Why do you do this?

Why am I caressing you?

No.

I dont know.

I guess theres not

much else to do here.

Why dont you leave?

The city is too suffocating.

I hate being bossed around.

In any way.

I know what you mean.

Bore

BOREDOM

dom.

MEGA BOREDOM

Ouch!

Fight mom! Fight mom!

Ouch! Whats got into you?

David! Stop!

David!

Ouch!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Ouch!

David!

Ouch!

I tell you what,

Davids already so big!

Full grown man.

Getting that peach fuzz on the chin.

I dont know

if I can take it any longer.

What?

With him.

Dave, leave me please!

Enough! You understand?

Dave!

-Dont do it!

-David! Leave Zuza alone!

Stop it!

Did you hear me, David?

Just leave me alone, alright?

Leave me alone!

David!

Dave!

Tony Beautiful!

Looks pretty cringe, right?

-What is it?

-Some funny event.

Saying goodbye to summer.

Ole!

1, 2,

3, 4!

Hands, love.

Were starting with love.

1, 2, 3

Love.

1, 2, 3.

Love.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Love.

I want to hear you, people!

Louder, louder!

I want to feel the warmth!

One more time!

Let me hear you!

And now applause from everyone.

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

Don't be sad. Calabria is a beautiful

place where dreams can come true.

Applause!

I'm not too patient, I'm aware

It doesn't take much

and I start to swear

I'm no angel

But I dont know why

With you my soul is not mine

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

Im like a child

When youre by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

With you I act like a child

My friends say that I should chill

This girl is not your kinda thrill

She doesn't understand

Whats happening inside

I get all nervous with you by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

Im like a child

When youre by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

With you I act like a child

With you I act like a child

Zuza?

Zuza?

No need to cry, Dave.

Look.

She left a picture for you.

And a cell phone.

Look, she left a picture for you.

She left a phone for you.

You'll have your own phone now.

Dont be sad. Alright.

Alright, yeah? Okay

Look.

Ouch!

Its not my fault.

David

We gonna go back home.

I need the rest of the money, please.

Could you leave it in the house?

Careful! Careful with the birds.

Wait here, okay?

David? Come with me, David.

Please, come! Come with me.

Wait here, okay?

I thought youd be

coming back in the evening.

Is something wrong?

Are you leaving?

Whats that noise?

This is my David.

David?

My son.

And you said nothing!

Here!

Wait, Dave.

A little bit of bread.

There.

It will taste nice. Lets see.

Yep, Its good. Eat.

Eat, David!

Stop it, David. No spitting it here!

Just pick up the spoon.

Here, come on.

Yes.

Alright, like this.

Come on! David!

You'll finish it!

Enough! Enough!

Its over! Do you get it?

Holiday is over!

And she isn't coming back!

Zuza is gone!

What did you think?

You always need something from me!

It's driving me f*cking insane!

David?

David?

David?

Dave!

David, come on!

Dave, I'm not mad at you!

David!

David!

Calm down.

Dont worry, maam,

dont worry. Well find him.

But he cant, he doesnt

He just wont understand you.

He is scared.

We will find him, maam.

David!

David!

David!

David!

David

David!

Where were you?

Where were you?