Magic Faraway Tree, The (2026)

[bunniefuu]

The magic

of childhood is always forgot.

But this is the story

of one who did not.

Morning. Er

Evening. Hey.

Sorry. Er

I, erm, saved you

some pasta sauce.

Mwah.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Whoa.

Whoa, are you okay?

What What happened at work?

Did they cancel the fridge

you've been working on?

No, they approved it.

Well, that's great.

No, it isn't.

Why not? It's amazing.

I love this thing.

This knows me better

than I know myself.

Round about this time,

Timothy likes wine.

Doesn't know me that well.

No, it knows you because

they've put a camera

behind this panel here

to monitor people's eating

and drinking habits

-without their permission.

-No!

I told them it had to go,

but they refused.

So, I quit.

-Good for you. That's

-No, it's not good.

This is bad, Tim.

I don't I don't think

this is bad.

The company wants

the flat back,

and the car. Everything.

We're homeless.

Okay, it's borderline bad.

I'm gonna have to tell Mum.

She's gonna be

so disappointed in me.

No one has any right

to be disappointed in you.

-Well, you should be.

-What?

I work and you look after

the kids. That's the deal.

Have you

Have you met our kids lately?

No devices at the table.

Beth, come on.

Dinner's ready, sweetie.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put it

in the scratchel, please.

-The what?

-It's a screen satchel.

I made them myself.

-Out of oven gloves.

-Oven gloves?

You really need to get a job.

Beth is

I think she might be

an influencer.

Okay, tonight, I thought

we could play some games

together after dinner.

-Not real-life games?

-Yeah, real-life games.

I'm too old for games.

Okay. Well, how about

a little bit of dancing?

We all hate dancing.

Okay.

But, first,

we have a-spaghetti

la Thompson.

Just like-a Mamma

used to make.

Your mum isn't even Italian.

Hey, I'm talking

about my way-back mamma.

Joe's a cyborg.

Guys, can we

k*ll, k*ll, k*ll!

Come on, mind blast,

mind blast, mind blast!

And Fran,

I don't remember

the last time I heard

Sweet Frannie speak.

I just feel like

their childhood is just

it's slipping away.

I feel like I'm failing them.

How did we end up here?

-If we hadn't had kids

-No, don't don't say that.

No, we could just run away

and we could just start

a new life.

Maybe we can all

just run away.

-What are you doing?

-Would you like some wine?

Not now, Fridge!

The dream binder.

This is serious, Tim.

Polly, we need this.

And the kids need this.

This is

the soluzione.

One of our dreams

from 15 years ago?

Si. Correct.

zione.

Which one?

That dream.

The countryside?

Have you gone

completely insane?

-What about my friends?

-Will there be Wi-Fi?

Don't need it. Look,

I brought everyone books.

Books?

Si.

I can't believe you let

him talk you into this, Mum.

This is the oppression

of the patriarchy right here.

Beth,

your dad and I are

totally united on this. Okay?

Why don't we ask Grandma

for money?

No, no. We've decided

we're not gonna tell Grandma

about this right now.

Because she called Dad

a loser?

Your grandma thinks

that everyone's a loser.

Especially me.

This is a disaster.

It's gonna be tough,

but you're just gonna have

to trust us on this, okay?

But seriously,

will there be Wi-Fi?

-You know what? Give me that.

-No.

This is a big change.

It's true. You're right.

But I just have this feeling

that it might be

just kind of amazing.

There's this wood

where we're going,

and it's full of the most

beautiful big trees.

Great. Trees.

Literally the most

boring things in the world.

My 5G is going!

I only have 3G!

I've only got 2G.

What's less than two? One.

1G?

-A G? What even is that?

-Er, so sorry. Excuse me, sir.

-Any taxis around here?

-Nope.

No, it's all right,

love. I've got it. Erm

Now are there any taxis?

Nope.

So

-Yeah.

-Okay.

We'll just walk. We'll walk.

My legs feel funny.

They feel all achy.

Yeah, that's, erm

That's exercise, Joe.

Here, you grab

grab an apricot,

and that's gonna boost

your energy.

No, no, no. It's good.

It tastes unhealthy.

If it tastes unhealthy,

it means it's healthy.

It's gonna add bulk

to your stool.

Fran! Goodness,

I thought we'd lost you.

Come on, darling. Catch up.

If we're poor now, how can we

even afford this place?

Well,

the farmer said

we can pay him

at the end of the summer.

During which time, we

Grow tomatoes.

And there it is!

Your answer to everything.

The microclimate here,

Beth, it directly mirrors

this little town

in northern Italy

-where my family are

-Not from.

We're gonna make

my pasta sauce,

we're gonna sell it.

And then we give the farmer

his 20,000,

and then the place is ours.

What kind of house

only costs 20,000?

A house that is not a house.

Wow, it really is just a barn.

With huge potential.

Okay.

Wow.

It's good.

Ooh, look at this.

This is a cosy spot.

Cosy trailer.

What?

-What? What?

-Is it a rat?

There's not even

any electricity!

Beth.

How am I supposed

to charge my phone?

Look at this!

A landline.

Trusty old steam phone.

-Doesn't work.

-I don't understand.

Have we gone back in time?

I'm gonna get

the electricity sorted.

-Okay?

-Tim?

Yeah.

Is this the kitchen?

Yeah.

-I love the kitchen.

-I love it, too.

And the

This is the dining area.

Yummy, yum-yum.

And then the sort of

living area over there.

-Yeah.

-Why is there a tractor in it?

Good question, that, actually.

My God! Who's that?

It's okay.

It's just the farmer.

All right

Hi.

How you doing?

You must be Brian.

That's right. How's it

-Yeah. Yeah.

-Right, now

you've got a set of duvets

and all that and bill and pap

and whatnot up in there,

get yourselves

some kip and that.

After that, it's all on you.

-Yeah.

-What did he just say?

No idea.

Hi. Erm, excuse me.

He's a little man,

in't he?

Hi, little one.

Do Do

do you have any Wi-Fi?

Wi-Fi.

Wi-Fi?

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wi-Fi, 'course I got Wi-Fi.

-Great.

-Me, I love Wi-Fi.

Yeah, I get Wi-Fi.

-Yeah, I'll get Wi-Fi.

-Okay, okay.

See? I told you, we're not

in the Dark Ages out here.

It's gonna be fine.

Here's Wi-Fi.

Hello.

I'm Bella. Brian's wife-aye.

Yeah,

we spoke on the phone.

-Yeah, Bella. Of course.

-Brian's wife aye.

-Aye!

-I Now I get it.

We'll leave youse to it.

Let you get yourselves

all cosy and that.

Just remember,

close your windows at night

and don't go in

that wood up top.

Why not?

Some folks say it's enchanted.

Strange creatures,

floaty lights,

weird noises.

The usual things.

I wouldn't

say that was very usual.

Why do you think

this place was so cheap?

Their faces!

-Taddy-bye-byes, like.

-Taddy-bye-bye.

-Bye.

-Night-night.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Which they will.

-Bye.

-Right.

Weird locals, spooky wood,

tick and tick.

Yep.

This is so cosy, isn't it?

I'm freezing.

I miss central heating.

Ooh, I just thought

of something.

Is anyone else thinking

what I'm thinking?

It's the perfect time

-for the family song.

-No.

Feel free

to harmonise,

do the dance,

just follow your hearts, okay?

Okay.

I'm going to bed.

And I hope I never wake up.

I'm going to bed too.

I think this wood's wet, love.

I'm gonna take Fran to bed.

Come on.

Right.

Bedtime.

Still not talking much?

You used to be

such a chatterbox

when you were little.

Do you remember?

Do you know that you always

used to give me my best ideas?

You did.

Funny little child's brain.

The most wonderful thing

on Earth.

Don't hide it away, darling.

Right.

Mwah!

Night-night.

I saw a fairy today.

Did you?

I think Fran spoke to me.

What did she say?

"I saw a fairy today."

Come on.

I can't believe

I let you talk me into this!

-She's human!

-Yes, but she's a good human.

She's kind.

She gave me back my purse

and she deserves our thanks.

So we need to be kind to her.

Now, in you go.

I see.

Get the tiny little pixie

to go through

the tiny little gap!

And what's wrong with that?

It's size-ist! That's what!

I mean

you're a fairy?

Aren't fairies

supposed to be small

and fly about the place

like a little bird?

Well, Pixie, you know, that's

a sore point for me, so

So I have to suffer?

And face the wrath

of Moonface?

No, no, no, no,

no, it's fine.

So you just didn't want

any of those pop cakes, then?

I like pop cakes.

Just this once, Silky.

In you go.

-Don't tell me what to do!

-Okay.

On the count of three,

you're going to jump,

all right?

-Ooh-hoo-hoo.

-Okay.

Three, two, one.

I'm not scared.

I'm not scared.

I'm a little, you know

Whoo!

-Count to five. Less scary.

-Ooh.

Five, four

-three, two

-Ooh.

Ooh.

I can't believe you pushed me.

Time for business.

-You ready?

-Silky

Now, go.

You've got a job to do.

I want loads

of pop cakes for this.

Whoa, whoa!

Be careful. Easy does it.

That's it. Easy.

A little further.

You're nearly there. Push it.

Whoa.

Ooh, ooh!

Now look what's happened.

Great plan, Silky!

How is this funny?

I'm not laughing!

My God, it's

-What's that noise?

-Hey, Beth.

It's Roger.

Nature's alarm clock.

Fine.

Snooze mode.

Hey! Whoa! No!

That's not cool.

Not cool, Beth.

You all right, Rog?

Thank you

for giving my purse back.

Come and see us

for tea and cakes

at the Faraway Tree.

From your friend, Silky.

PS. Don't tell Moonface.

Bring a gift.

Good.

Frannie, you're up.

You can help me

with breakfast.

It's fried eggs,

but I just have to

figure out the oven.

Okay.

There's a chicken on it.

Why is there a chicken on it?

Shoo, chicken.

Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo.

Breakfast might just be

a little bit delayed,

sweetheart.

Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.

Hi. Whoa, that's too much.

You said you wanted

a load of manure.

I did. As in "some" manure.

Not a truckload.

What's he blathering on about?

I don't know, do I?

-You all right, Frannie?

-Go on.

Yeah.

How big was this horse?

First, enter the wood.

Then, cross the stream.

Go under the tree.

Ignore the signs.

Enter the clearing

and you'll see it.

The Magic Faraway Tree.

Now close your eyes

and say,

"I believe in magic"

three times.

I believe in magic.

I believe in magic.

I believe in magic.

Wow.

Whoa!

I'm calm.

I'm happy. I'm happy.

I'm happy. I'm calm.

Er, sorry to bother you.

Go away and never come back!

Whoa.

Moonface?

Of course I told Watzisname

not to eat

the bang-bang mustard,

and now he's

awfully uncomfortable.

Shame, really.

Good gracious!

I mean er, a thief!

Intruder!

Saucepan Man,

go get help.

Who

Who are you?

What do you want?

Erm I

-What's that?

-You said, "Go get kelp."

I said go get help for me!

What are you doing?

You said,

"Throw some kelp at me."

Goodness me.

What is all this caterwauling?

I came in to find

this tiny little human

with her grubby little fingers

all over my precious things.

Hello. I'm Silky.

So called

for my silky golden hair.

What's your name, little one?

Er, Francesca.

Fran for short.

See, she's not a stranger.

This is

Francesca Franfershort.

But she But she's a human!

Humans are expressly forbidden

from entering

the Enchanted Wood!

Yes, but she's brought a gift.

And humans are allowed

into the Enchanted Wood

if they bring gifts.

We agreed that at the last

-general meeting, remember?

-What meeting?

The one that

that you missed.

Show him the gift,

Franfershort.

It's in my bag.

It's a

It's one of these.

Well

demonstrate the gift.

It seems like

a silly little thing.

Well, well, well, I I

shall master this

pathetic device in seconds,

because I am the greatest

at all things.

Here we go.

Shush your pans, Saucy!

You're putting me off!

Whoop. Just

See?

That's Moonface.

-Goodness gracious!

-I guessed that.

-Silly thing!

-And this

This is Saucepan Man.

Saucy, this is Fran.

Hello, Stan.

Er, he's a little

hard of hearing

on account of

all the saucepans.

Why doesn't he just

take them off?

Take them off?

Well, then I wouldn't be

Saucepan Man, would I?

Dumb-dumb.

Did you meet

the angry pixie downstairs?

Angry? I'm furious!

Don't worry about him.

Come on,

let's go meet the others.

Come on, Moony.

You all live in this tree?

Yes. Can you imagine

a better place?

It's amazing.

Yeah, it's all right.

It's a bit better

than just all right.

Incoming!

Better stand aside.

That's Dame Washalot.

She empties her bucket around

this time of morning.

Hello.

And this is Mr Watzisname.

I hate it

when I forget people's names.

No, no. He can't

remember his name.

It's true.

I used to know so much,

but now, nothing at all.

Still, happens to everyone,

I suppose.

Actually, it hasn't happened

to anyone else I know.

Ooh!

That is a new land

arriving at the top

of the Faraway Tree.

Would you like to come

and have a look?

Have fun. Nice to meet you.

-All right?

-And this is Dame Washalot.

Need anything washing,

sweetheart?

No. I'm okay, thanks.

Dame Washalot knows

everything there is to know

about the lands

at the top of the tree.

-Stop it.

-Ooh!

Shall we see

what's up there today?

Ooh, that's a good idea.

Let's take a look.

It's the Land of Goodies

today!

You'll have a great time

up there, little one.

Nothing to fear at all.

Except you must leave

before the land turns!

Otherwise, you'll be stuck

there for good. You hear?

She does that a lot.

You'll have

so much fun.

Shall we go into launch mode?

What's launch mode?

Just you wait.

Launch mode goes

a little something like this.

Let's go

I love this one.

We can do it together.

Start like this.

And bigger, and twirl.

Let's go this way.

I love this one.

Here we go.

Yeah, go.

Wow.

Attention!

Welcome to

the Land of Goodies.

Here, there's one rule

and one rule only.

Don't be greedy.

So I'm gonna let you guys

go and get a lot!

Everybody duck,

flying saucers.

I love flying saucers.

Remember

there is no need for greed.

Fran, look!

-Thank you. Cheers.

-Remember,

-no greed.

-Jobsworth.

Right. Load me up.

Don't be shy.

Sour. Love it.

Look at them!

They are much bigger

than last year, aren't they?

This is called a pop cake.

-Why is it called a pop cake?

-You'll see.

What do you think?

Beware! Decay! Beware!

-Decay!

-Crackpot.

-Beware! Decay!

-Jog on.

Sugary, sugary fruit punch?

Don't mind if I do.

Yeah.

Got quite a kick to it.

The most delicious

marshmallows

in all of the lands.

-What do you think?

-Wow, my favourite.

Let's have a look.

Nothing like marshmallows.

Right, go on.

Get the marshmallows.

Absolutely.

-What are you doing?

-Hey!

No, you know,

getting the old

the tracky going.

You know how it goes.

Yeah,

gonna make this baby sing.

-Tim?

-Yeah?

I'm thinking that I'm

gonna start applying for jobs.

-No, no, no, no, no, no.

-Yes.

I think the kids might be

getting into it.

My game just died.

What do I do now?

Go outside and play, Joe.

With what?

With other humans.

Play with your sisters.

Where's Beth?

Beth says this place

has triggered boredom trauma.

I can't do it.

It's been a day, dude!

At least Fran's out there

having a good time.

Where is Fran?

I thought she was with you.

No, I thought

she was with you.

-No.

-Er

I did see her.

She was, erm

You don't think she would

she would have gone

to the wood up top, do you?

The wood they said

not to go in?

Yeah, the haunted wood.

Just

flying saucers and no bananas.

But I like bananas more.

I'm on the lookout

for some flumps.

Hello. Have you got

any flumps?

thank you. Very good.

Thank you.

Careful, little one.

You won't be able

to carry that basket soon.

-What's going on?

-The land's about to turn.

We need to get down

the hatch, quick!

-Come on, Silky.

-Come along, Fran!

But I haven't had

a marshmallow.

I'm stuck!

Very disappointing.

"Be sensible," I said.

-Let's start with your name.

-I have to go!

The only place you're going

is to a greedy, greedy prison,

young lady.

Fran!

-Fran!

-Fran!

Frannie!

-Fran!

-Frannie!

-Where's the little one?

-We can't go back.

We'll get stuck. Leave her.

We can't leave her. Come on!

No one touch me flying saucer!

-Fran!

-Fran!

Fran? I see her!

I see her!

Well,

it would be marshmallows.

-Fran!

-Excuse me.

- I'm stuck!

! Quick, help! She's stuck.

You guys are aiding a felon!

You're all under arrest!

I need names!

We're hardly gonna give you

our names, Officer.

-Help us face, Moonface!

-Moonface, all right.

Thanks a lot, Silky!

-Silky, gotcha!

-Come on, help!

All right!

So many

greedy, greedy prisoners

for greedy prison.

Aha! You see?

You're all under ar

-Come on!

-Nice shot,

Saucepan Man.

Me google buns.

They're all right,

actually.

They're not gonna make it.

Come on!

Get out of the way! Move!

Get a flipping move on!

You're under arrest.

Shush!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Oi!

You'll be back,

and I'll be waiting,

you greedy greedies!

-How was it, then?

-It was amazing.

Well, you haven't seen

the best bit yet.

The slippery slip.

The what?

Worry not, little one.

There's absolutely nothing

to be afraid of.

You all right?

-Erm

-Great.

Five, four, three,

two

-one?

-Moony.

Whoa!

Whoa!

-Got it.

-Okay, great.

We gotta quickly

get a search party.

-Search party?

-Yeah. For your sister.

She's missing.

Remember your sister?

You used to care about her and

love her, and she's missing.

-It's partly your fault.

-My fault?

-Yeah.

-How is this my fault?

If you'd been playing with her

instead of

sitting in your room

and throwing shoes

-at chickens

-Playing with her?

Do I look eight years old?

If anything,

this is your fault

for filling her head

with rubbish about some wood

being full of joy and wonder.

When can we get electricity?

- Joe, no!

! Just give me a minute.

You're both behaving like

a couple of spoiled brats!

Spoiled? Is it too much

-to ask for electricity?

-Yes, it is, actually!

Do you know where electricity

comes from, how it's made?

It comes from plugs,

doesn't it?

-Joe.

-Yeah, well, maybe if you'd

had a job as well as Mum,

then we wouldn't have had to

-move here in the first place!

-Beth!

Why are you all arguing?

-Frannie!

-Fran!

Darling!

My God, I was so worried.

Where'd you go,

you silly billy?

I'm sorry.

-I lost track of time.

-It's okay.

-It's okay.

-No, no, no, it's not okay.

No, no, it's not okay.

Where have you been, Fran?

I was in the wood,

but it's not spooky at all.

It's enchanted and wonderful.

Just like you said, Dad.

I went up the Faraway Tree

and got stuck

in the Land of Goodies.

But the Saucepan Man and Silky

came to help.

And Moonface, even though

he doesn't like me.

-And she's gone totally mad.

-Hey, Beth.

I think I preferred

the non-talking Fran.

Shh!

Does no one believe me?

Yeah, we do.

Of course we do, darling.

But we're so glad that you

had a good time, sweetheart.

But the next time

that you want

to go to your enchanted wood,

you have to go

-with Joe and Beth. Okay?

-With Joe and Beth. Yeah.

-Okay?

-Okay.

It's so lovely

to hear your voice.

Buongiorno.

Buongiorno, bambini!

Rise and shine.

It's a beautiful day

at Casa Thompson.

Ciao. Ciao, bambini.

How we doing? Here we go.

Come on!

Say hello to running water.

I might have had an idea

for an irrigation system.

-This is the basic structure.

-Okay.

-Yeah, here?

-I think we need to put

the corners out, and then

we can measure it accurately.

There's one window,

there's two windows.

Yep, watch out for that thing.

-Okay.

-We did it.

Dear Grandma,

I know I'm not supposed to

tell you, but you should know.

We've become poor

and moved to the countryside.

Dad is making a fool

of himself as always.

And his crazy plan

to grow tomatoes

is infecting the whole family.

Even Mum.

She's now actually

helping him.

I'm starting to worry she's

been completely brainwashed.

-Yeah!

-Joe has got

severe withdrawal problems.

Let's get the chest.

Stupid meg sword.

And Fran's senses

have gone completely.

Please come

to the Enchanted Wood.

I've tried making

friends with the local kids,

but the conversation

is far from riveting.

These are no ordinary wellies.

They have a Gore-Tex lining

for extra dryness.

Got any Gore-Tex wellies?

No.

Grandma, please rescue us.

You're the only one

who could end this insanity

and get us back

to the real world.

Best wishes.

Your granddaughter, Beth.

Er, you've also had an email

from Buckingham Palace.

Would you like to have tea

with the King on Thursday?

That's a hard no.

I can't stand

their stair carpet.

Look, sorry,

I almost forgot.

There's also this.

A letter!

-Yes.

-I remember those.

Yes. What fun!

- But how do you get into it?

. I'm sorry. God, sorry.

Er, I'll just open that

for you.

What is that smell?

I believe

it's horse manure, ma'am.

Horse manure?

Horse manure.

What are you doing now?

Gregorian chants, darling.

Good for the plants.

They love it!

And I've got the tractor

running on tomato juice.

Oi!

Well, it's a work in progress.

What do you want?

Please come

to the Enchanted Wood.

You know what? Fine.

Anything is better

than being here.

Finally!

Seriously?

It's wet!

My God, it's in my hair!

Hello? I'm literally seeing

warning signs right now.

Don't worry. They're just

to scare humans off.

-But we're humans, aren't we?

-It's okay. They know me.

-Who's they?

-Don't you remember, Joe?

Fran's friends

with the fairies.

I'm tired.

Guys, it's just there.

It's just a tree.

Now close your eyes

and say, "I believe in magic"

three times.

There's no way

I'm saying that.

-I believe in magic.

-I believe in magic.

Close your eyes.

-I believe in magic.

-I believe in magic.

I believe in magic.

-My God, Fran.

-A fairy! Look!

It's because

you didn't say it, Beth.

I'll say it, and then

it will be evidenced

as juvenile nonsense.

I believe in magic.

I believe in magic.

I believe in magic.

I told you. Come on!

Come on!

-Whoa!

-There they are.

-Get on.

-Okay.

Why are we getting on them?

You'll see.

What happens now?

-They go up.

-Up?

-Up.

-Whoa!

-Yay!

-Mummy!

Do you want

to practise kissing?

You're such a good kisser.

Oi!

That's where

the angry pixie lives.

What is this place?

And this is Mr Watzisname.

Morning.

Joe, Saucepan Man.

Saucepan Man, Joe.

Hi, Banjo.

Why are you covered

in saucepans?

Why does everyone

keep asking me that?

The clue is in the name.

Great. More humans.

Get ready

for more broken promises.

And this is Moonface.

He hates humans.

I'm in charge here.

I'm the wisest

and most cleverest creature

in all the lands.

He's a bit big-headed.

That's just hurtful.

Just because someone's

physically different

And who am I?

You might be wondering.

Hi, Fran.

I am Silky.

So called

for my silky golden hair.

-Is something amusing?

-No, it's just

that's how you

define yourself, is it?

By your blonde hair?

No. no. I bake cakes

and I look pretty also.

Feminism not made it

to these parts, then?

On the contrary,

I love being feminine.

I like you.

Hope we can be friends.

I've got enough friends,

sister.

We can't be sisters, silly.

Well, I mean, unless

your parents are from

-the Land of the Fairies.

-What?

Incoming!

Quick! Out of the way!

Why?

What the heck?

Dear.

Dame Washalot.

Land of Birthdays is here!

Land of Birthdays!

Run along, I'll catch you up.

-Let's go! Come on!

-Come on, Beth.

You'll love this, Joe.

It's a ladder

that goes to other worlds.

Sounds amazing.

Have you gone insane?

I can't let you go up

a massive ladder

through a hole in the clouds.

Why not? We'll be fine.

Worry not, sister.

We'll look after them.

It's wet.

-Please, Beth!

-Come on, Beth.

Fine. I'll give you

five minutes.

-Yes!

-Lovely.

That'll give me enough time

to wash your top.

Come here.

You're covered in soap suds.

Whatever have you been up to?

I wonder.

Take it off.

Right. Are we ready

for a bit of launch mode?

-Yes, yes.

-Ooh.

And remember

to wrap up warm up there!

Why?

The reason

we have to dress up warm is,

because of the icing!

Come on. Don't dawdle.

Welcome.

Welcome

to the Land of Birthdays!

Where every day

is your birthday!

And your wishes all come true.

What are you? Pixies?

Please do not

insult us like that!

Actually, we are elves.

Birthday elves to be precise.

Please come join us

for your birthday celebration.

Come on. Come on.

-Look at the jelly!

-Wow!

Burger shake.

-Pizza, my favourite!

-My favourite!

And now, if you make a wish,

-it shall come true.

-A fish?

What's he talking about?

How do you make a fish?

Mate, you never hear anything.

You need to lose

the saucepans.

Fine! I wish

that I had no saucepans.

Then you'll all see

why I need them.

Happy now?

I look ridiculous!

Totally naked!

I love video games, but

Mind Blast is my favourite.

So I wish I could be

my Mind Blast game character.

Ooh!

So cool!

I love it!

I love it! I love it!

Incredible!

Extraordinary!

Me next.

I want to be small,

I want to have wings,

I want to be

the fairiest fairy

in all the lands.

Silky?

-Silky?

-Where are you?

Where have you gone?

Little. Little wings.

Little wings!

-Whoa. She's flying.

-Whoa!

I can fly.

And now, it is your turn.

I hate the sound

of my own voice.

Aw.

I wish

I had someone else's voice.

I wonder if it worked.

No!

This is worse than before.

Please, sir,

can I change my wish?

Er

Me too. I can't eat my pizza.

No. Once a wish

has been wished

It cannot be reversed.

-Until when?

-Until the end of time.

-What?

-Buh.

There you are, dearie.

All done.

Well, it's shrunk a bit.

Well, maybe a bit.

I mean, it's all that

synthetic material

they use in your world.

My world?

What are you talking about?

It is a bit confusing,

isn't it?

Worlds, lands.

But it's really very simple.

At the top of that ladder

are lands that come and go.

Come have a look. This

shows us what land we're on.

There's loads. There's, erm,

the Land of Toys.

Land of Dreams.

Ooh, that's a good one.

And, yes,

the Land of Giants.

I mean,

they're all nice, really.

Not a bad land among them.

Apart from

the Land of Dame Snap!

Sorry, did I say land?

I meant prison!

You're going to stay here

to learn.

And to learn,

I must break you.

Like this!

Okay.

But it's the Land of Birthdays

today, right?

Nothing bad can happen there.

Well, I mean, only if they've

wished for something silly.

But they wouldn't

do that, would they?

Well, you can have this back.

You sure

you don't want it?

It gets chilly up there.

Suit yourself.

If you are going up,

can you give this

to the birthday elves?

It's their washing.

Thanks, dearie.

Kids these days.

They really are so ungrateful.

My God.

Fantastic, our laundry.

She's here.

Welcome to the Land

of Birthdays!

Where every day

is your birthday

-And all your wishes

-Come true. Yeah, I know.

Er, fine. I wish my dad's

dumb tomato dream fails

so we can all go home.

It's a bit early

for the wishes, but okay.

Great. Now where's

my brother and sister?

It's Beth!

Beth, we've made

some terrible mistakes.

Let me take a wild guess.

You all made stupid wishes.

I just wish I had

my own voice back!

Well, Beth,

I think you'll see

that we didn't all

make stupid wishes.

My one is pretty spectacular,

as I'm sure you'll agree.

If you wish to be

a flying cupcake Perfect.

And you,

are no longer my sister.

Can we have

our laundry already?

-Laundry?

-My colours are going limp.

Laundry, s'il vous plait.

Not so fast.

No clean clothes

until the wishes are reversed.

-What?

-But there is no way.

But we need clean clothes,

Jean?

There is a man

who lives in the basement

beneath this land.

He may be able to help you.

But we must warn you.

He is, er,

-not a nice man.

-No.

What's his name?

Mr Oom Boom Boom.

It says knock seven times.

In a row!

You're kidding me!

What? Who is it?

Erm, the elves sent us.

They said you might be able

to help us?

Mr Oom Boom Boom

helps no one but himself!

I wonder why they call him

Mr Oom Boom Boom.

So I've got a loud voice.

I've had it since childhood!

So rude!

Please, Mr Oom Boom Boom.

Just reverse their wishes

and we'll be on our way.

You're very small.

I know.

Who are you?

Well, I am Silky.

And I am

the most fairiest fairy

in all of the lands.

I-I do not need

my wish reversing, by the way.

I am incredibly happy with it,

In spite of what

some people might think.

You know,

on second thoughts, I, er,

changed my mind.

-I will help you.

-Really?

That's what

I just said, didn't I?

Now follow me.

Excuse the mess.

I wasn't expecting visitors.

This place is usually

by appointment only!

Are you a scrap dealer?

I prefer the term

"art dealer".

I deal in valuable artefacts

from all the lands!

See, this is a snowman

from the Land of Ice and Snow!

Right.

Obviously, it melted,

but you

you you get the idea! Okay?

I've got spells.

I've got spells

from the Land of Spells.

-The Land of Spells?

-Yes.

Is there one

to reverse our wishes?

Well, wouldn't that

be convenient? No!

You need this

Wait. What what

Aha! Here we are. Yes.

I won this door playing poker

with a bloke from the Land

of Back to Front.

Four aces I had

without cheating!

You go in there,

say your wishes again,

and they'll be reversed.

-Great.

-Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Not so fast.

Like I said, I am a dealer.

So before you go in there,

we have to strike a deal.

Fine. What's the deal?

I want the fairy.

-Absolutely not.

-No!

-Never.

-It's not for me,

it's for Santa Claus!

Santa Claus? Seriously?

He offered me money

to find him

the best fairy

in all the lands

for his Christmas tree

this year.

That's the deal.

Take it or leave it.

Not in a gazillion years.

Wait.

I agree to the deal.

-Silky?

-No.

We can't let you do this.

It won't be so bad. I'll be

with "the" Santa Claus.

I mean, what could be more fun

for a fairy than that?

I have to do this,

if not for you,

my old friends, then

the children,

my new friends.

Beautiful sentiments.

Thank you, fairy.

You'd do this for us?

'Course I would.

I was wrong about you, Silky.

And I was wrong about you.

When?

I I I don't know,

it just sort of felt like

the right thing to say.

I think we could

have been friends.

Maybe even sisters.

Maybe even sisters.

And I was

being mean before.

You look great.

I just thought you looked

pretty cool the way you were.

Can we hurry this along,

please?

I've got to catch

the last post!

So, go, fairy,

to the packing station,

if you please.

Before you go in there,

there are snacks.

So help yourself

if you can.

Or, "nac-uoy-fi",

as they say here.

-Nac-uoy-fi?

-Bye, Joe.

-Bye, Beth. Bye, Fran.

-Bye, Silky.

Nac-uoy-fi,

if you can.

Nac-uoy-fi

if you can.

We need to speak backwards.

My gosh.

I wish I was

my Mind Blast character.

In you pop.

That's it. Nice and safe.

Snug and warm.

Sorry, fairy! This ain't

going to Santa Claus!

It's going to Dame Snap!

I wish

I had someone else's voice.

Yay, it worked!

Dame Snap

will be so pleased

-with little Oom Boom.

-Who's a good boy?

Dame Snap!

Silky is in danger.

Hey, what are you doing?

Mind your own beeswax!

You're sending her

to Dame Snap.

Dame Snap?

This will not do!

-Ooh.

-Come here!

Whoa!

You come here, you!

That was quick.

Wow, the North Pole.

You're okay.

Santa,

you look exactly like

my friend Beth.

I am Beth.

Oom Boom Boom was gonna

send you to Dame Snap.

You saved me.

Er, I guess.

Hands up!

This here is a toffee g*n.

See?

And I'm not afraid to use it!

If you don't hand

the fairy back,

the lot of you are gonna

And that is why

I wear saucepans.

Ooh! Good to have you back.

The land's moving!

Let's get out of here!

Wait! Where's Silky?

-Hey.

-Hey.

All the wings

and the tininess,

that wasn't really me.

I prefer me.

Right, let's go! Come on!

- Go, go, go!

! Come on, this way!

Run, run!

Go, go, go, go, go!

So unhappy

right now!

Go, go, go!

Come on down the hatch!

-Hurry!

-Always with the door!

Cocoa, please, Mummy.

Hi, Mr Watzisname.

Er, er Hello.

-Do me a favour, okay, Silky?

-Anything.

Don't let any of these boys

boss you around any more.

All right.

Now, you do me this favour.

Sure.

Wear this pretty flower

in your hair.

Okay.

Come on, you guys! Hurry up!

What the

See you on the other side.

There is no way

I'm going down that.

Never in a million years.

Yes! Amazing!

What's that?

It's Grandma's helicopter.

Grandma?

How did she know we were here?

I don't know.

I'm a helicopter, too, guys.

Well, you don't quit your job

over silly things

like moral principles!

I mean, what am I to say

to people down at the club

when they ask about you?

I will have to say she's

unemployed!

No! I will say you are

in a coma or something.

Frieda, would you like

some pumpkin seeds?

No. What do you think I am,

a hamster?

Kinder.

Stand up straight,

get a haircut.

So pretty, Fran.

Ja.

Beth. Good girl.

Hi, guys.

-Hey.

-Where have you been?

Beth and Joe came with me

to the Enchanted Wood.

It was so fun!

-Really?

-Yeah.

And what did you learn

in this Enchanted Wood?

Learn? Er

-I don't know.

-"I don't know."

No, it's okay.

It's playtime.

Playing is plenty.

So how are you going to pay

this farmer his money?

We're making

Dad's tomato sauce

Dad's tomato sauce?

There will be a grand launch

at the end of

-Ja, ja.

-Yep.

No, I

I forgot about

Timothy's heritage.

I actually don't know

how to speak Italian, yet.

But you're learning, are you?

No, no, no. My dad said,

one day,

it would just, sort of,

come to me

when the, erm you know,

when the time was right.

Yeah, of course it will.

And how will you be paying

your manufacturing expenses,

Your machinery,

your equipment?

I'm doing that.

-You?

-Yes.

I'm laughing!

h*-h*-h*!

Polly has designed

and made literally everything

that we could possibly need.

Tim.

She made an automated

irrigation structure

from nothing.

Sprinkler?

No, but then

you combine it with this.

This multi-domed,

temperature-regulated

climate marquee.

A greenhouse?

You do know these things

have already been invented,

don't you?

That's not really

the point, Mum.

Then what is the point, Polly?

If you don't mind me asking.

Frieda, let's pump the brakes.

I am extremely disappointed

in you, Polly.

I thought you would be.

How about we put

this truck in reverse?

Beep, beep, beep, beep

I am not playing bumper cars

with you, Timothy!

It may seem strange to you,

Frieda, but we're happy here.

Well, I'm sure you are,

Timothy.

But what about you, Beth?

Don't you miss your friends?

Don't you want to be

back in the city?

-Well, yes, but

-FRIEDA: Well, there we are.

I will get you a place

in a good school

in the city next term

and you can stay with me.

-Mum!

-Whoa.

Don't worry, I will

leave you alone for now.

Or, in fact, put this

grand launch into the diary.

Yes, I will be here

to witness the disaster.

-Great.

-And then, of course,

rescue you

from all this chaos.

We'll see ourselves out.

Thank you

for your letter, Beth.

Dear.

Er Well

Sun's going down. I'd best

fire up the electricity.

We've got electricity?

And Wi-Fi.

-He He doesn't mean

-He doesn't mean me. No.

He means actual Wi-Fi.

Hi! I'm back!

Gee, we missed you!

I missed you, too.

You okay, though?

Sure. Why?

You've got plants

in your hair, babes.

The electricity

is gone. Hello?

Beth, there you are.

I'm just about to show Fran

and Joe the dream binder.

What's a dream binder?

It's something that

me and your dad made

when we were students.

It's a place where

you record your dreams.

Dreams of what we wanted

to do, who we wanted to be.

It's the reason

that we came here, in a way.

Really?

Yeah. Well, you know that

your dad grew up round here,

just the other side

of your wood, actually.

And his dad grew tomatoes,

just like we're doing.

What happened?

Well, your granddad

died very suddenly

when Daddy was little,

and him and his mum,

they tried

to keep the business going,

but it was too much

just for the two of them.

So, eventually,

they moved to the city,

and your dad went

to art school.

And that's where

we started dreaming together.

Don't judge the drawing.

There we are.

-That's you.

-That is me. Very young me.

Dad wanted to be a rock star?

He did, yeah,

among other things.

Why didn't he?

Well, he was busy

looking after you lot.

Which let me

go after my dreams.

You made a space station?

No, I didn't.

I invented a fridge.

But one day, a space station.

Is that Grandma?

It is. Yeah.

It's funny,

I'd forgotten I'd drawn that.

You got her face wrong.

Yeah, it's probably because

she's smiling.

Yeah. Yeah.

All I ever wanted

to do was to

well, make her proud.

That's the thing

about dreams, isn't it?

Sometimes they just

don't come true,

no matter how hard

you wish for them.

Now, this is

the one I want to show you.

Now, your dad and I,

we drew this

before any of you

were even born,

because one of our dreams

was that we'd live here

in the countryside,

living off the land,

with hopefully a happy family.

You guys, basically.

There we are.

But why am I a girl?

Er, yeah. Well, like I said,

you can't have

everything, can you?

I wanted you guys to know

why we're here.

Look, I

I know it's been hard,

and mad.

But your dad and I just felt

like we were all growing apart

and that, maybe,

a place like this

would help to bring us all

back together again.

Maybe it's worked.

Do you remember the last time

we did this?

I don't think

we've ever done this.

Any jars, anyone? Spare jars?

Hang on.

Here you go.

Put it in your mouth.

It's the dirtiest glove

in the whole world.

Great,

just stepped in snail poop.

Guys, it's from Silky.

The Land of Dreams is

at the top of the tree today.

Today? Okay,

come on, guys, let's go.

Joe, we've got to finish this.

We will.

Land of Dreams tonight!

-Tonight! Yes!

-Here we go! Get to work.

Let's go.

Come on, we've got this.

Hey!

Best pasta sauce yet, Dad!

It is

the climate, just like Italy,

-where my forefathers

-POLLY: No!

they tilled the land

with their bare hands.

You're not Italian, you fool.

We haven't even been to Italy.

Why is my pasta sauce-a

so good?

Spaghetti race, me and you.

Three, two, one!

-Go, go, go!

-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

-Race, race, spaghetti.

-Go, go, go, go!

Come on, Fran,

you've gotta beat him.

No! Don't, no!

Why aren't they coming back?

I thought they quite liked us.

Don't worry, everyone.

Of course they're coming back.

They're not coming back,

are they?

I told you.

They always forget about us

when they grow up.

Well, best we forget

about them, too.

Come on.

Dad, someone

from the DeCanio's

is coming to the launch today.

-What?

-What?

They're the biggest tomato

sauce company in the world.

Hey, if they like your sauce,

then we can pay off this place

-in no time.

-Well, all right.

Does anyone want

to help me harvest

some really juicy tomatoes?

Yeah!

Okay, let's go!

Okay,

drumroll please, Joe!

Trumpet, Fran!

Hey!

No. No, no, no, no. No.

How?

I don't understand.

They were fine yesterday.

Maggots.

-No.

-Ruined. They're all ruined.

Okay.

I'm sorry, guys.

Adventure's over.

Better start packing.

I should probably

tell the villagers

that the opening is off,

and, erm

people from DeCanio's, too.

Wait. Can we have

a couple of hours?

-What for?

-If we can still get

the farmer his money,

we can stay, right?

-Yeah, but

-Bethy, it's over, darling.

I can't explain.

Just trust me.

Please.

Okay.

Come on, let's go.

Beth,

where are you going?

-This is all my fault.

-No, it's not.

It is.

I made a stupid wish

in the Land of Birthdays

for the tomatoes to fail

so we could all go home.

All right, then,

it is your fault.

Yes. And why didn't you

just reverse it?

I wish I had, but I didn't.

So now I've got to fix it.

Are you coming?

-Yeah. We're coming.

-Yeah.

Do you expect us

to help you

when you abandoned us?

We didn't technically

abandon you.

We were helping Mum and Dad.

We're going to help them,

Moonface.

They're our friends.

Who put you in charge?

I did, Mister

Man head!

-Was that better, Beth?

-Getting there, Silky.

All right.

What do you propose?

Oom Boom Boom said

there was a Land of Spells?

Yes, a spell would do it.

Yes, a spell that

makes tomatoes better again.

Good idea. Only problem is,

the Land of Spells

is months away.

Can we cross

the lands ourselves?

Completely impossible.

Or

completely possible.

It's the Land of Know Alls

at the top of the tree today.

If anyone were to know

how to get to

the Land of Spells, it's them.

You wish

to cross the lands

To locate a magical spell

To save some tomatoes.

So that your father can make

his Italian pasta sauce.

Which, in turn, will mean

your house and lands

can be saved

from your evil grandma.

But crossing the lands

is very difficult.

And for this reason,

you have come to us,

the Know Alls, for help.

We know all of this

-because

-Because

-we are

-we are

No. You know all that

because we just told you it.

All right,

no need to get shirty.

It's still

stuff we know.

Look, we're in a hurry.

You're in a hurry.

I can tell.

I feel the hand of time

weighs heavy

on your shoulders.

A ticking clock, no less.

You're doing it again!

Now you're raising

your voice at us.

Shouting.

-Losing your temper.

-Are we correct?

-Yes!

-That's why

they call us the Know Alls.

Do you know a way

to cross the lands or not?

Of course.

-What a question!

-We know!

-'Course we know.

-Okay.

We know everything.

-Tell me, then.

-Er

Erm

-We, er

-Er, yes.

There's a land-hopping machine

in the next room.

There.

Come on, everybody.

Whoa! It's just like

the plane in Mind Blast.

-Mind Blast?

-We are looking good.

Buckle up, guys.

Whoa!

No!

I can fly!

We're not

going in there, are we?

Look,

there are the others.

Maybe they've had more luck.

Hey, guys!

We found

a plant growing spell!

-That's great.

-Yes, but the bad news is

he won't sell it to us.

Why?

I don't know. The idiot

keeps on speaking in riddles.

I don't believe in

material objects, that's all!

This spell, 'tis a personal

favourite of mine,

so I want something priceless

which cannot be

bought or sold.

-Forget about it. Come on!

-All right.

Moony, there's a good bloke

over there.

-I hear he's got a good stall.

-Yeah.

-Wait.

-What?

I've got an idea.

No, absolutely no.

You've got to be joking.

Fine.

I'll do it myself, then.

Fine.

Yeah, that was, erm

beautiful.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Moonface, which way

back to the Faraway Tree?

-Erm, right.

-Right!

-No, wait.

-What?

-Bear left.

-Left?

No, wait.

Bear right.

That makes no sense!

No. Left. Definitely left.

-Are you sure?

-You can trust me, tiny human.

Whoa!

-What's happening?

-We're losing power.

We must be out of fuel.

It doesn't have fuel.

As an aviation expert,

-I think the plane is tired.

-Tired?

We mustn't

let it get overtired

or it'll have

a mid-air tantrum,

and it won't be good.

-Wait, what's that sound?

-It's snoring.

It says it's asleep.

It just needs a rest.

Wait, I see a land.

I'll bring it down.

this land seems lovely.

If you say so.

This place is creepy.

There are no bad lands,

are there?

There's one. Dame Washalot

told me about it,

said it was like a prison.

What was it called?

The Land of er

Dame Snap?

Welcome

all you new pupils

to my school,

and so keen.

I didn't even have to

lure you here.

You just walked right into it.

Like so many little flies

into a spider's

web.

Poor fly.

-There was no need for that.

-Right.

I'm in the mood

for some music.

Aren't you?

Off you go.

Wait. No!

We don't have time for this!

What's happening?

I'm not quite sure.

Did you just laugh at me?

Shh!

-No.

-Did you

Do you want

-Do you want a slap?

-Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

That used to be

my name, you know.

Dame Slap!

But not any more, because

the school inspector came

and said that I wasn't allowed

to hit my pupils any more.

But he doesn't come to

this school any more, does he?

-And neither do the children.

-And neither do the children.

-Because it's a bad school.

-Because it's a bad

No, it's not

a bad school, is it? No.

It's the pupils that are bad!

But you don't even know us.

All right, then, let's get

to know you, then, shall we?

You.

Beardy weirdo,

what's your name?

Er, erm I don't know.

-What?

-Sorry, er, Miss

er, I don't know my name.

Are you pulling my chain?

No, it's not gonna rain.

It's sunny outside.

I am going to snap.

-I mean it!

-All right.

So one more time,

what is your name?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

My My name is

S Ch

No, I don't know.

Three days' detention! Out!

Detention?

-Where's he going?

-Right.

Anyone else? Detention?

No?

Yes.

Get out!

What are you doing?

We've got to get back,

remember?

We have a better chance

of escaping detention

than here.

Who threw that?

I did!

Right.

Detention, right now!

Thank you.

Out! Out! Out!

-Miss?

-Yes?

I think you're

one of the best teachers

in the universe.

I have a question.

Come a little bit closer.

That's disgusting.

Get out!

What is happening? Get out!

With pleasure.

-Moony.

-Ooh.

Miss.

Is it just me,

or does it smell

like roses in here?

Get out of my classroom,

pot head!

Is anyone hungry?

Because I've been sitting

on this pile

of rotten vegetables,

which might be quite nice.

-Yuck!

-Great plan, Beth.

Get put in prison.

Well, why don't you think

of another plan, then?

Well, I could.

I am the best in all the lands

at coming up with plans,

-but I don't want to.

-Why?

Because I'm done

helping humans.

I told you

we should never have

let humans back in our lives.

They come as children,

"Let's play all day

in the sunshine

"and we'll

remember you forever."

But then, they grow up

and they forget all about you.

Well, that's just

the way it is, Moonface.

-It has to be that way.

-It's true, Moony.

Only children

believe in magic.

Grownups always forget.

Our dad didn't.

He used to live around here.

And he said the woods

were full of fairies

and pixies and joy and wonder.

And he was right.

-What's his name?

-Tim. Tim Thompson.

Timmy?

-You knew him?

-Yes.

Yes, we loved him.

Especially Moonface, but

one day

he just stopped coming.

We We thought

he'd forgotten us.

But

he he didn't.

He came back.

He came back after all.

Right.

Plan. What's the hardest

rotten thing on that pile?

This potato.

Good.

Joe, growing spell, please.

-Hey, not all of it.

-Don't worry.

There's plenty left.

It's strong stuff.

Leave this to me, Moony.

Saucepans

are the perfect protection

in a situation like this.

Right. Okey-doke.

-Fire in the hole!

-Everyone get behind Saucy.

You really are good at plans.

Of course. Do you think I just

make these things up?

Who wants to get

out of prison?

-I do.

-Yeah, let's go.

Nice!

Faster, faster!

Hurry, Fran.

Get to the land hopper!

It can't be.

Wakey-wakey,

rise and shine time!

-Wake up, plane!

-Wake up!

It's awake! She's woken it up!

It's working!

It's working!

-Come on, let's go!

-Hurry!

No, no, no!

Go, go, go!

-She's coming out of the gate!

-She's coming!

She doesn't look very happy.

Come on, Joe!

Whoa!

Yeah!

I knew she wouldn't

give up on us!

Well, well.

Bye-bye, Snappy.

Dear, what's that?

No! No, sorry!

Sorry, sorry.

The grand launch is cancelled.

There's no tomato sauce

here today. I'm sorry.

It's It's all a mess.

It's all bad. It's all wrong.

My children were

supposed to

were supposed

to send a message.

Beth!

Stop!

Honestly

Please, please!

I'm sorry! Please!

They failed!

My plants, they failed!

It's all failed. I'm sorry!

Be

What are you

talking about, failed?

They's beautiful!

Aye, they's beautos, mate.

What on Earth?

I have no idea

what you did.

Thank you.

We didn't really do anything.

Come here.

Amore mio.

Do you think they'll stay?

I'm sure they will.

Or my name's not

Hey, guys!

I've remembered my name!

What is it, then?

It's S

It's

No, it's gone again.

Wait.

Where's Moonface?

-Hey, Beth.

-Hi, Beth.

Phones in the scratchel,

please.

Scratchel. Screen satchel.

Scratchel

Erm

I love it. It's so rural.

Whoa. Everything looks

so cool here, Beth.

Wait till you see

what's in the wood.

Come on. I'll show you round.

Welcome home, Timmy.

Moonface

Sing along now!

Sing along, y'all!

But he has not won yet.

I will get them

back to the city

if it is the last thing I do.

-Bye-bye, my lovers.

-Laters, potaters.

-About high time, innit?

-Don't speak to them.

Don't speak to them!

So much fun

messing with city folk,

darling.

Big time, so much fun.

Fancy a dance?

Don't mind if I do.

Hey,

I like this family song.

What happened then?

Yee-ha! All right!

He's wild!

Yeah, he's wild all right!

Hey-hey, hey-hey!

You better make 'em

loose. I'm getting loose.

Bring it on home now,

Thompsons! Bring it on home!

Whoo!

Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo!

Ride 'em, cowboy!

Where am I?

Would you like some wine?