01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.

The largest entertainment district

in East Asia.

Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars

and other legal entertainment

establishments line the street.

Anybody can live it up safely.

It's past eleven!

The underaged need to go home

or be taken in!

- No can do!

- Yes you can!

At least get off the streets.

You say that but

we can't get into internet cafes

or do karaoke without IDs.

Love hotels are too expensive

we'd need a sugar daddy.

- So depressing!

- I don't know either

How old are you?

- We're 20!

- We're 20!

Your Chinese zodiac?

- Cat!

- Sea urchin!

You're coming with me!

- Sara, Rina! What's wrong?

- Hey!

Since it's late

he told us to start sugar dating!

- Don't you lie!

- So depressing!

Stop that!

Due to the Juvenile Protection Ordinance,

I'm taking you

- What will you do with them there?

- Huh?

If you can't contact the parents,

social services will take them.

It's better if we look after them

till morning.

Let's go!

Yay!

Kabukicho where people of

every ethnicity gather and

languages from all over are spoken.

A happy and hygienic

district for younger generations.

There are many medical facilities

of various sizes in the vicinity

and emergency rooms operating

24/7 for everyone's safety.

- Intense fighting continues in

- It's like a movie.

- It doesn't look real, does it?

- It really doesn't.

Hey!

Hey, Yo!

You've been to scenes like this, right?

That's crazy!

Did you see people

with limbs blown off by landmines?

Stop it.

Moving on to the next news.

That's my breakfast!

- I'll cook some for you.

- That's not the point.

Someone taking the breakfast

that was cooked especially for me

is what I hate the most and he knows it!

But it's okay to use

the wheelchair meant for patients?

Morning. Did you sleep well?

"Home is where you make it."

Hey, Yoko.

Can you cover my night shift tonight?

I have a beauty seminar to attend.

I'm actually going drinking

with the Minato girls.

We'll need you to study hard, Yoko.

- Oi!

- Why?

What do you need to study? Miss USA.

- Huh?

- Huh?

I treated a soldier who was injured,

dying from excessive blood loss.

I cut off his right leg,

grabbed the blood vessel,

stopped the bleeding by putting duct

tape on it and made him all better.

With duct tape?

Your mom is from Okayama, right?

This is the second time you've asked me!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

The human body

naturally produces hyaluronic acid

which is why it doesn't take long

to recover after the surgery.

- You're so amazing!

- You're so amazing!

Mr. Takamine

Do you think this world is equal?

It's not equal.

I'm a well-off doctor paying

for this chateaubriand

with my father's money.

While homeless people sleep in parks.

Shige, make sure to drink this.

Don't want you to have a heatstroke.

Thank you. Mai from the NPO, right?

Anything else we can help with?

Well

I'd sleep better

if you could lend me your lap?

Of course, it's not equal!

Come to think of it,

maybe the homeless are happier than me!

Being cared for by Mai

This tastes incredible!

These Minato girls only know how to say

"You're amazing!",

"This tastes incredible!", and

- Please take us with you!

- Please take us with you!

They repeat the same things

and make easy money off it.

But to me, this world is not equal.

So I never feel that way.

Something's off!

- What's wrong?

- What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Eight million yen is that your monthly

or yearly income?

Yearly, of course!

I make up for it with housework!

You shouldn't sell yourself short!

You're such a catch!

Something's really off!

- Huh? What's wrong with you, Takamine?

- I

Sorry, I meant I'm the one that's off!

Ignore me, please.

This has just been so boring!

Sorry

I'm sure you'll find the one.

A good guy with a boring personality!

I wish you happiness.

In your boring little world!

Goodbye!

And so

I ran all the way here.

- From Nishi-Azabu?

- I just

I want to help with your work!

Huh? Where's Mai?

1000 YEN OFF

DURING THE HOURS OF 17:00 AND 21:00

That's definitely her

- Hurry up!

- Wait!

Let's go in!

Huh?

That's Mayu.

Are you okay, Mayu?

STRAWBERRY MILK

Hello, this is Magokoro.

Okay, Senkichi Building,

overdosed juvenile

Senkichi again?

Bring her immediately!

This is St. Magokoro Hospital,

located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.

It is also known as

SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL

Why is it so slow, come on!

- Hurry up!

- This way!

Stretcher coming in!

Ms. Miyashima?

- Mayu Miyashima? Are you alright?

- Turning!

Do you know what she took,

how many, at what time?

Mr. Yokoyama!

It's an over-the-counter-pain-reliever.

She could take 1,000 and be fine.

I think she took about 40.

You must feel so full!

You're doing well so far, Toyoko kid!

Hello, this is Magokoro.

Yes!

- A ten-year-old boy

- Toyoko?

A nickname for kids who gather

near the Toho Cinema.

They usually result to sugar dating,

and ill*gal prostitution

for spending money.

It's been a big problem

for the last four to five years.

Do you want some?

Alcohol and drug-related

issues are common,

but the runaways usually

don't have their insurance cards.

Repeat that again, please! His nose

I couldn't catch that either.

What's in his nose?

- A "blu" in his nose?

- Should I take over?

I'm sorry, I just don't understand!

I keep hearing he has

a "Brutus" up his nose.

Brutus? In his nose?

Just come over!

Sorry!

I just saw your message!

Are you sure?

I want to be of service.

Do you mind?

We're happy to have you.

Please use these.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Here's our contact details.

Call us whenever you need us, okay?

We'll listen to any of your problems.

You there. Stop.

You there experiencing post-nut clarity

after leaving the love hotel.

What?

What did I do?

There's something white in there.

- It hurts!

- It's alright, you'll be fine!

You just need to blow your nose,

and it should come out.

Southern All Stars?

From his nose?

"Shiori no Theme," it's a classic.

Why from his nose?

SHIORI NO THEME

Such a good song!

It's a wireless earphone!

Oh, I see now!

It was playing through the "Brutus"!

Bluetooth! Not Brutus!

I had to repeat it so many times!

Why did you do that?

I was just curious if it would fit.

Yes, very impressive that it went in.

He's very "nasally gifted,"

don't you think?

Nasally gifted!

Such a good joke!

So, what to do?

Don't worry it'll be alright.

It's so slippery!

- Shall we try pushing it in once?

- Huh?

- Push it

- Yoko, you take it from here.

Nasally gifted

- It's just so

- Stop laughing already!

- It hurts so much!

- You're alright.

You got it!

I'm so glad!

Wow!

A rich caramel ice cream

after volunteering is the best!

Such pretentious taste.

Can I have some water?

What was that?

She was cute as ever today.

NPO representative, Mai!

She cleanses my soul!

Better than those Minato girls who don't

even know Tarantino or Scorsese, for sure!

- And you're contributing to the society!

- I won't go back though.

What?

It doesn't make sense.

Why do I have to lower myself

to a poor person's point of view?

I shouldn't have to adjust

to her lifestyle.

She should adjust hers to mine!

- You call her Mai?

- Mai's just so innocent.

She doesn't know

how corrupted this world is.

I see

I feel bad for those who don't know!

That such a world exists!

ONE HOUR AGO

Such an amazing

I just airdropped them to you.

The pleasure it never ends.

- These are all you!

- I'm not allowed to take her photo.

- She's in work mode, you know.

- This play

I guess it's categorized as BDSM?

You can call it that.

If you want

Why so condescending?

You bottom-feeding pervert.

I found a photo of her

on the shop's homepage.

Mai doesn't know her own potential.

She needs to work on her appearance more

and raise her self-esteem.

- You listening?

- Huh?

I can make Mai happy

with money.

Everything's about money with you.

Money's what matters in the end!

We say money can't buy you happiness,

but 90 percent of our problems

can be solved with money.

If we're 90 percent happy,

isn't that just called being happy?

Yeah

Sorry.

I'm hungry.

Do you want to try some?

Peyang noodles. Surprisingly good, right?

You get sick of them fast though.

What will happen to me?

Will they send me home?

That would suck.

The welfare center sucks, too.

I don't speak English.

Were you trying to k*ll yourself?

Not sure. I just like the feeling.

When I take those pills,

I can forget about everything.

And even if I die

no one will be sad anyway.

I will!

You?

I saw many lives perish

Old people.

We're all the same.

When we die, we're all the same.

That's what makes me sad. Very sad!

Okay! I mean, I don't know what you said,

but I get it

No, you don't!

And you'll never get it if you die!

If you die

I will be devastated.

If you're a juvenile,

a social worker calls the police

and the child welfare services.

She's 17. Any missing person's

report that matches?

The social worker will then share

the information with a local NPO,

check if there are any domestic issues

in her household,

and finally, call their parents.

INVOICE AND RECEIP

28,750 YEN

So expensive!

- What?

- She stayed the night.

Ah, makes sense.

I'm sorry about all the trouble.

Bye-bye.

Something wrong?

No.

But please keep us in the loop.

Of course.

I can't find them anywhere!

What's wrong?

My Peyang noodles are gone!

I was going to have them for lunch,

but they're gone!

That's not a big deal.

It is a big deal!

It's thieving!

And that was the one thing

that kept my motivation up today!

- Who was on the night shift yesterday?

- Oh my god!

- Listen!

- What's wrong, Shiraku?

My name is Shiraki.

You all have to see this!

I found this in the sauna lobby!

A YouTuber host asked people to vote

for the best-looking man in Kabukicho!

By the way my favorite

is the one who came third.

Men who aren't surgeons

all look the same to me

Wait

- Is that Dr. Tajima?

- That's right!

Dr. Tajima, an STD specialist

from St. Magokoro Hospital!

He came in seventh, how exciting is that!

I just couldn't believe it!

I ran out of the sauna

and didn't even get changed!

I shall go get changed now!

How exciting! What a surprise!

RECEPTION

As expected

We're suddenly busy during

weekday lunchtimes

Keep taking the medicine

even if the symptoms subside.

- But I can come again, right?

- Huh?

If I get another STD,

can I come back to see you?

It's better not to get one, though.

Okay, I'll do my best!

Do your best with what?

It's my hosts' birthday this month.

You can't do anything sexual

until you test negative!

I'll be fine, right?

This is the host she was talking about.

Daisuke Dalmatian III from Ikemen Ranch.

He's ranked eighth.

Dalmatian got beat by Dr. Tajima!

Is Dr. Tajima that good-looking?

He's the classically handsome actor type.

Or more like an enka singer

Like the youngest member

of the Kitajima family.

Say what you like!

But aren't you happy

to get all that attention?

The women who come to see me

all have diseases!

You're a doctor after all!

They are your patients!

You can't go around

saying things like that!

You'll lose the attention!

Who do you think you are?

They're not getting STDs

so they can come see you!

I've renewed our website.

Doctor, you have a patient.

ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL

TAKUMI TAJIMA, STD SPECIALIS

DON'T BE EMBARRASSED

COME TO MAGOKORO

That's so blatant!

We are counting on his looks for now.

Surely you had a better picture of me.

By the way, why did she say "my host"?

Oh, that's right

You don't have hosts in the US

The girls usually get

their spending money from old men.

Sugar dating, working at hostess bars,

ill*gal prostitution

And they use all their money

on their hosts.

We're living in the age of women

buying men.

Urikake scams have lessened, but

Urikake?

MONEY FLOW

OLD MEN / YOUNG WOMEN / HOSTS

Old men, young women, and then to hosts.

This is how Kabukicho's economy works.

Why did you look at me

when saying "old men"?

Isn't that bad?

IKEMEN RANCH

You're Tajima who ranked seventh?

You made a move on my princess!

All I did was give her antibiotics!

I made no such move!

- What's that?

- Don't underestimate the DD g*ng!

Stop it, both of you!

Shut up!

Your hospital

does it have a cosmetic surgeon?

Oh, that would be me.

I'm Takamine, the cosmetic surgeon.

Keep still

Look to the side.

Ready

A facelift and some adjustments

to your face line

That'll be 400,000 yen.

And then for the nose

What's wrong with my nose? I like my nose!

Oh, sorry.

I'll hear you out for now.

We can do it non-surgically

with a needle and thread

Here's the result.

Oh my god, he looks like a real prince!

- You should do the nose, too.

- It's the manly thing to do!

All right, DD will do it!

Yeah!

DD!

- DD!

- So that's an extra 300,000 yen.

Then there's the blemish removal,

beard removal,

and monthly anti-aging care.

For a total of one million yen.

Seriously? One champagne tower

will cover all of that.

I'll save up to buy one for you.

- Ririka!

- Stop it!

- Well done young man!

- I told you so!

We don't need a surgeon,

this is Kabukicho!

All we need is a cosmetic surgeon

and an STD specialist!

I renewed our website again.

ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL

TORU TAKAMINE / TAKUMI TAJIMA

KATSUYUKI YOKOYAMA

Why are only my eyes hidden!

Because our theme is "Beautiful and Sexy"!

Need I say more?

What about equipment?

We'll need some special equipment, right?

It's expensive.

I'll take care of the initial investment,

don't you worry.

There's Saucer-Eyes

It smells in here!

It smells like a hospital in here!

It is a hospital.

Beauty clinics usually

smell like aroma oils, right?

Toru! Shall we buy this place?

Sounds good, dad.

Do what you want!

But we will stay open for surgery.

- What?

- Obviously!

From my great-grandfather to now,

surgeons have always served as directors!

- Right, Shiraki?

- You're right!

It's a temporary measure

to solve our financial difficulties!

GUIDE TO OBTAINING A DOCTOR'S LICENCE

IN JAPAN AS A FOREIGN DOCTOR

How did you find such a unique place?

You're mom? Really?

Interesting.

That's your mom? Wow.

You're studying on your day off?

Did I say you can sit here?

You're supposed to ask first, you know!

There are other chairs! Oh, well

- Do you want to eat something?

- No, I'm good.

Okayama dialect?

I've already told you three times

I have an Okayama dialect!

My mom is from Okayama, so what?

Senkichi Building?

Yup.

They have to ukai is why.

"Ukai"?

TEXT TRANSLATION

This is Yasukuni Street.

Here's Shokuan Street, Senkichi Building,

and then Magokoro.

This road is under construction,

so they have to take a detour

and go through Yasukuni Street.

It would've been three minutes

if it went through this road.

There's also congestion,

so it's quicker to make a detour.

You're not letting that American

inherit this place, are you?

Don't be ridiculous.

I'd never give it to that American b*tch.

A marriage agency got back to me.

He's a 49-year-old surgeon,

living in Matsumoto city, Nagano.

And he wants

to make our relationship official.

- Miss

- He said he'd marry into our family!

I plan on sleeping with him!

For that I will get my wrinkles treated,

and hop on a train to see him!

PEYANG SAUCE YAKISOBA

ON SALE!

That will be 2,457 yen.

By card? Thank you.

BESTA PILLS

Your pin number, please!

Oh, that's wrong!

Here she is.

Did anyone see you?

Oh, that could've been bad.

Really?

IKEMEN RANCH

FIRST 60 MINUTES, FREE

DAISUKE DALMATION III

I was able to contact her mom.

She said she hasn't been back

for three days.

- It was definitely her.

- I found her social media account, too.

"Looking for a sugar daddy,

in Shinjuku, after 10 p.m.,

20,000 yen on the spot. DM me."

"P" is for sugar daddy. On the spot

means sex on the day for 20,000 yen.

It's so depressing!

Did you not notice a man in the car

when she got picked up?

Her mother's boyfriend, apparently.

But I think

Come in the back seat.

she might be being

sexually harassed by him.

You heard me, right? Come in the back.

No.

If that's the case,

she's better off away from home.

Right?

By the way, where are you now?

I'm at the Ikemen Ranch.

What do you do for a living?

You're a doctor? A female doctor!

That's so cool!

Could you buy a champagne tower, then?

Look at this awful atmosphere

It's DD's birthday today, but

His main princess canceled

at the last minute.

The tower he prepared is wasted

Ikemen Ranch's number one host

for 18 consecutive months

I'm Daisuke Dalmatian III.

Woof, woof.

- Huh?

- Smooth, right?

It smells like powder.

I want to enjoy my birthday.

We'll make sure you have a great time!

A champagne tower? Please?

- Iyeah?

- Thank you so much!

CHAMPAGNE TOWER - ONE MILLION YEN.

We don't do urikake here,

we only accept cards and cash.

Urikake?

No way

That's the reaction I wanted!

The NPO girl

Mai does bondage?

Does Toru know?

Hey guys, it's so peaceful

without Dr. Yoko, isn't it?

I could tell him

but I'm enjoying this situation.

You're evil.

- Mr. Okamoto.

- Yes.

- It wasn't you, was it?

- Huh?

My precious Peyang noodles

I will never forgive that person!

He's definitely a man

Don't bring that up again!

You're being very rude!

- Oh dear

- Ms. Shiraki.

- Yes?

- Horii is a man, right?

- What did you say?

- She's a woman, right?

I've never thought about it.

What they identify as

has never bothered me!

That's new.

I should've checked properly

when we went to the bathhouse together.

You did what?

- Show me again.

- Huh?

- Do we book a slot here?

- What?

- Hey, what are you doing! Idiot!

- It's ringing!

Hang on

Oh hello?

I'm calling because I saw your website.

The girl called May

Yes Um

What?

What is it?

She's fully booked

for the next three years.

- What?

- Wow

Three years

I don't even know

if I'm a sadist or a masochist!

Let's do this!

Welcome to our club!

Ms. Yoko!

- Yokohama, Yokosuka!

- Ms. Yoko!

- Stand up for Ms. Yoko!

- Ms. Yoko!

- To the right, to the left!

- Ms. Yoko!

Ririka

You came!

What are you playing at?

Ririka!

Be careful.

She's not here.

She was sat here the other day.

Is she?

Upstairs?

Thank you. Wait here, okay?

Let go of me!

I don't want to live anymore!

What do you mean?

Don't act dumb!

I sold myself for you

and got STDs because of it.

And I'm still not your number one?

I can't even celebrate your birthday?

What am I to you?

You are number one.

Ririka, you are.

Then why was that woman enjoying

my champagne tower?

It's business!

You should be happy that I'm number one!

But I wanted to pay for it

I want you to be number one

with my hard-earned money!

Or there's no point!

Because I want to be

the number one's number one!

Pick it up.

- No.

- Also

You thought I was going

to ghost you, did you?

No, I didn't!

And I never asked you to sell yourself!

How else am I supposed

to get a million yen?

You knew that!

What are you looking at?

You think I'm stupid, don't you?

No, I don't.

You have a clear obtainable goal.

But you need money for that.

So you're doing whatever you can.

How is that stupid?

It makes total sense.

You're honest with yourself

and I admire that.

I work at a local NPO called Not Alone

and I am a representative

for the Shinjuku area.

- My name is Minami.

- I'm called DD.

Daisuke Dalmatian III.

Now's not the time for business!

She's talking to me!

As I said

- You are number one.

- Shut up!

I'm tired of this.

I have no sense of the value

of money anymore to live normally.

But I don't want to be an old lady

and still be selling myself.

I want to die.

- Hey!

- No!

You won't be able to die.

Yoko

Seventy percent of people will survive.

It'll be very painful. But you won't die.

Also very painful.

But you will survive.

It'll be excruciating

- But

- I can't die?

Nope! The reason is

because I'm here.

She's a surgeon.

So?

I changed my mind.

- What took you so long!

- Sorry, the road was closed.

- Where is he?

- That way!

That way!

Dalmatian!

Not "yeah"! Wait

- Authorized personnel only!

- Toru, please help him!

Blood pressure 82/48,

pulse 126 bpm, oxygen saturation 98%.

The open wound is still bleeding.

Cut his clothes, start an IV line,

draw blood!

We need a scalpel and hemostat

to stop the bleeding!

- Yes!

- Okay!

- Wait!

- Lowering the bed.

Why is he wearing leather trousers?

His one million yen face!

It doesn't matter!

We might have to amputate his leg!

- Where is Shiraku?

- You mean Shiraki?

He has an open fracture on his right knee

and it's still bleeding.

Got it.

Can you hear me?

Can you move your toes?

- Paralysis is starting to happen.

- The color is getting worse, too.

I called two university hospitals,

but they said no!

- You just need to make an ukai.

- Director.

From Yasukuni street to Shokuan street.

Make a detour from the left groin

to the right dorsal aorta.

How about circulating the blood?

Bypass surgery?

We'll use the IV line for the bypass.

Get everything ready!

A teenage girl has overdosed

at an internet café!

We can't take her! Please divert her!

But she said she wants to come here.

I think it's that girl.

Closing the doors!

Moving in

One, two, three!

- Okay!

- Removing stretcher.

Kita Shinjuku Critical Care Center

said they can take him!

Wait, don't leave yet!

Blood pressure 103/57,

pulse 104 bpm, oxygen saturation 98%.

The color's looking better.

I'm going to check your blood pressure.

Stretcher moving!

The attending physician

will need to come with us.

I'll go with you.

What's wrong?

Nothing

Iyeah.

CENTRAL SURGICAL DEPARTMEN

The surgery went well.

Are you the surgeon?

- I'm Takamine from St. Magokoro

- You need to be less rough.

- It looked so sloppy.

- I apologize.

We were in a hurry.

It's true, with blunt injury to

the popliteal artery speed is important.

That's right.

If there was any delay,

he would have lost his leg.

- Thank you.

- I appreciate it.

- All right then.

- Goodbye.

Oh yes

Your salary.

- Welcome to our club!

- Ms. Yoko!

Did he survive?

He fell from the roof of

the Senkichi Building, right?

You can't die from that height.

Don't underestimate

a human's ability to survive.

I'm sorry.

Your life, your choice.

But as long as I'm here,

I won't let you die.

Doesn't matter how many times you try.

That's my choice.

Go to sleep.

It was decided that the runaway, Mayu

was to stay at Magokoro for a while.

Let us know if we can help with anything.

She started volunteering with the NPO.

I've handed them out.

Well done, Mayu!

- Mai!

- Yes?

I finished handing them out, too!

Well done!

Takamine

How is it?

- It looks good!

- It actually works!

- It's surprisingly good.

- Very handsome!

Really?

No, don't look!

Don't look.

He doesn't know that

he almost lost his leg.

This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.

Everyone can feel safe here,

in the largest entertainment

district in East Asia.

Not counting some exceptions

Hey b*tch!

You American wh*re. What on earth is this?

ONE MILLION YEN - IKEMEN RANCH

Furikake?

Huh?

SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI

Cosmetic dermatology is more lucrative.

I'm Takamine, the director.

Mayu didn't come back last night.

Only you can protect yourself!

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