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01x01 - My Girlfriend Is Super Cute

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie". Aired: April 10, 2022.*
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Shikimori seems like the perfect girlfriend. But she has a cool dark side that comes out under the right circumstances.

01x01 - My Girlfriend Is Super Cute

Post by bunniefuu »

Yuu?

Don't you need to hurry?

Coming!

You've got a bit sticking out in the back.

sh**t, really?

There, fixed it.

Thanks, Mom.

You're leaving a little earlier than usual.

It's the first day. I don't want to be late,

and I don't want to keep her waiting.

Tell Shikimori-san we said hello.

Sure.

Be careful.

Watch out for rocks, and cars,

and crows, and shingles

I will. See you later.

Have a good day!

Ow, ow, ow

Seriously? Already?

Hup!

Ow, ow, ow

Ma'am, are you all right there?

Are you all right, young man?

Your hair's a mess.

I'm fine. Let me help you with that.

I made sure to fix my hair

And all for nothing!

Shikimori-san!

Good morning, Shikimori-san.

Good morning, Izumi-san.

Look at her! She's so cute!

Wow, you're right! She looks like an idol!

Sorry I always keep you waiting.

Not at all. I enjoy waiting for you.

But that aside

It looks like you had a rough

time again this morning.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm used to it.

My girlfriend is super cute,

but sometimes she's

Not cute in the slightest

Huh?!

I'm not cute?! That's so mean!

Sorry! I didn't mean to say it out loud!

That just makes it even worse!

Er, that's not what I meant

Izumi-san!

That was close

Sorry this stuff always happens.

You're not hurt, are you?

You don't need to apologize.

Sometimes, my girlfriend

I swear You gotta stop

worrying me so much.

is incredibly cool.

Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie

Shikimori's

Not

Just

a

Cutie

Shikimori's

Not

Just

a

Cutie

Shikimori's

Not Just a Cutie

Amusement Park

Shikimori-san might like it??

Get a reservation!!!

Get gifts for the family

Eat this!!

Inuzuka-kun

Eat this!!

#01 My Girlfriend Is Super Cute

They're in full bloom!

Aren't they beautiful?

Yeah.

They were beautiful during the

entrance ceremony last year, too.

Y-Yeah, they were.

I remember being so nervous that day.

I remember too, "Ijumi-san."

You can forget that part!

There! That's me!

Oh, everyone's already checking the board.

Indeed. There's quite a crowd.

Are you nervous, Izumi-san?

I am. We're about to find out

which class we're in.

God, please put me in class

with Shikimori-san again this year!

Please Please!

Do you really need to pray that hard?

Well, I want to be in the same class as you!

Don't worry.

Even if we're in different classes,

I'll come visit you lots.

I love her!

Look, look! Right there!

Move over!

Look, look!

Outta the way!

Dude, same class!

Only Wears

Glasses in Class

20/20 Vision

Where's my name?

Class 4

Izumi Yuu

There it is! In Class 4!

Izumi Yuu

And Shikimori-san, you're

Shikimori

We're in the same class, Shikimori-san!

Look! It's right there!

Oh So we are.

Thank you, God!

I look forward to studying

with you again this year.

Oh, likewise! Let's make it a good one.

Micchon!

Neko!

We're together again this year!

Hachimitsu, too!

Sup?

Let's take a pic!

Izumi!

Looks like we're in the same class again.

Inuzuka-kun!

You're in Class 4, too? That's great!

Looking forward to another year together.

Same.

Shikimori's with us, too, huh?

Yep.

Shikimori-san, I'll see you later, okay?

Okay.

I'm so glad we're in the same class.

But I got kinda carried away, didn't I?

Oh

By the way, Shikimori-san,

when we go home today

Heck, yeah!

Shikimori-san?

Looks like you flipped out

a little too soon, Micchon.

You're really on cloud nine.

The younger students will now

look up to you as their upperclassmen.

You'll most likely be the

central focus at school events.

Let's make this a fun year.

I'm sure not all of you are acquainted yet,

so let's start with some

quick introductions.

We'll go in seat number order,

so Izumi-kun, you're up first.

Yes, ma'am!

I'm Ijumi.

He blew it!

Today, I started my second year of high school.

Huh? What just happened?

It just kinda went flying

Shikimori-san, you never get angry, do you?

You're asking me that right now?

Sorry.

Today's Schedule

1. Opening Assembly

2. Class Opening Meeting

3. Homeroom

Th-Thanks

Sure.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm just glad you weren't hurt.

Sorry this stuff always happens.

I-I'm going to the restroom to clean up!

Uh

Izumi!

Look at you, showing off. I'm jealous, man.

Being naturally unlucky

must really suck, huh?

Where'd that eraser even come from, anyway?

Good question

Better be careful.

Don't cause too much trouble for

that cute girlfriend of yours.

Yeah, she'd get tangled up

in your misfortune.

Why the heck is Shikimori-san

with Izumi, anyway?

Yeah, he's so dull.

I mean, so are we, but

Damn, I'm so jealous!

Seriously, what's a guy gotta do

to get a girlfriend that cute?

I know, right?

Izumi-san, I'm back.

Oh, hey. Are you okay, Shikimori-san?

Yes.

Izumi-san, would you mind

accompanying me to the library for a bit?

Sure.

Uh-oh. I hope she didn't hear us.

Nah, we're probably fine.

That was scary!

But

I-It was kinda awesome.

Peace and Harmony

Be Kind

to All

I might just be a little bit petty.

I wouldn't say that.

I don't think you need to worry

about what happened back there!

Huh?

What do you mean?

Oh, nothing

My girlfriend is cute, but

I'd really hate it if she were

hurt because of me.

Izumi!

Wanna go do something now that school's out?

You don't have work today, Inuzuka-kun?

Got the day off to celebrate the

start of a new school year!

Let's go, then.

That's my boy! You might look boring,

but you're down for anything!

Well, I've been thinking I want

to hang out with you more.

Oh, yeah?

I'll go let Shikimori-san know.

Okay.

Oh, you guys are going out, too?

We should all hang out together, then!

I guess we're all about

to become better friends.

Is that okay with you, Shikimori-san?

Yes! Of course!

This should be fun.

Y-Yeah, you're right

Such innocence.

Even if we get an unasked-for tag-along.

You mean me?!

I could say the same about you two!

Loser has to treat whoever

gets the highest score.

Fine by me.

Count me out.

How spirited

They sure are raring to go.

Have you ever bowled before, Shikimori-san?

Not very often. Two or three times, maybe.

Yeah, about the same for me.

But I'm looking forward to it.

I-I'll go get our ba*ls!

Come with me, Inuzuka-kun!

Huh? Oh, sure.

Micchon!

This is your chance, girl.

My chance?

Don't play dumb.

You pretend to suck at bowling

and let your bae have all the glory!

My b-bae?

But pretending to be bad at it is just

For girls, being bad at stuff

translates to cuteness.

All right! Let's get started!

I'm up first!

Woo-hoo!

Gah! Shoulda known I wouldn't get

a strike on the first throw!

Inu

Neko

He's pretty good

Not bad.

Keep it down, Nekozaki.

Don't break the pins.

Hup!

So slow

What the?!

Ayup.

That was awesome, Hachimitsu-san!

Shikimori-san?

Y-Yes?!

What's wrong?

Uh, nothing

Maybe it would be better to go for cuteness

I can't believe Hachimitsu got a strike.

That came outta nowhere.

Hmm? What'd you say?

You're up next, Izumi.

Oh, but

Go on, Izumi-san.

Okay.

Think it'll stay on course?

Huh?

Now that was a real miracle!

Just too frickin' predictable!

The ball just curved on its own

Neko

Hachimitsu

Izumi

Shikimori

You're up, Shikimori.

Micchon.

You know what to do, right?

You want your bae to think

you're cute, don't you?

Cute

I want to hear that!

I want to hear him say I'm cute!

Shikimori-san!

You can do it!

Hey, check it out.

What's up?

She's about to get a perfect score.

Whoa, no way!

For real?! That's nuts!

Y-You gotta be kidding

What is she, a monster?

Player

Inu

Neko

Hachimitsu

Izumi

Shikimori

Flawless Victory

Th-That was so cool!

Izumi-san, hold up your hands!

L-Like this?

I did it!

She is seriously so cute!

All I see is the bold,

fearless smile of a powerhouse.

Just what is she?

I guess she chose looking cool

over looking cute.

See ya.

Bye-bee!

Adieu.

Oh, I almost forgot.

The loser was supposed to treat

the highest scorer, right?

Oh, you don't have to do that.

But

In that case, please walk home with me.

Huh? But we always do that

That's why I want it.

W-Wow, it's so windy!

It's messing up your hair!

Well, you should see yours!

There have been a lot of empty cans

and things blowing around

straight at you.

Sorry.

Are you all right?

Y-Yeah.

How did she stop that newspaper from

hitting me without even looking?

Incredible.

Thanks, Shikimori-san. I really

am sorry this stuff always happens.

Aren't I always telling you

that you don't need to apologize?

Oh, sorry— Er

I've gotten used to this kind of thing.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah, but I feel pathetic when you

have to protect me all the time.

RAKA

Corp.

Shikimori-san?

Did it bother you when those

guys in class were teasing you?

Well, no What they said was true, after all.

I really don't do a thing for you.

At this rate, I'll

Izumi-san

All you need to do is stay by my side.

It doesn't matter to me what people may say.

I'm going to keep protecting you

because I want to.

My girlfriend is so incredibly cool.

And for that

I'm in love.

I-Is this really the time to say that?!

Oh, you're not hurt, are you?

Is your foot okay?

Huh?!

Uh, y-yes! It's just fine!

You were amazing just now!

It was almost like like

It was just a coincidence! Pure coincidence!

Really?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Huh?

Yes, I'm sure! I'm absolutely fine!

What about you? Are you all right?

I'm totally fine, thanks to you.

That's a relief!

SEE YOU~