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01x05 - Exciting River Play!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie". Aired: April 10, 2022.*
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Shikimori seems like the perfect girlfriend. But she has a cool dark side that comes out under the right circumstances.

01x05 - Exciting River Play!

Post by bunniefuu »

It's summer, all right.

You should wear this. It's quite hot today.

Thanks, Shikimori-san.

Come on, Izumi-san, let's hurry!

Sure!

We worked hard on those exams!

Now it's time to play hard!

Hey, we're on break!

Why'd you have to bring up exams?!

Don't dredge up that memory.

Hey, that's all on you.

Consecutive Failing Grades

Be glad you only have to

take supplementary lessons.

Hey, guys! We're here.

We're gonna play our hearts out today!

Yeah!

Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie

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Shikimori's

Not Just a Cutie

Amusement Park

Shikimori-san might like it??

Get a reservation!!!

Get gifts for the family

Eat this!!

Inuzuka-kun

Eat this!!

Keep warm and go to bed early!!

Inuzuka-kun!!

Please Help

I'm going to an amusement park with

Shikimori-san next week. Suggestions?

#05 Jolly Times at the River!

Oh, there it is!

The river!

It's a miracle the weather's

this nice when Izumi's with us!

That was low-key brutal.

Right, Izumi?!

It's true!

I'm so glad I made all those

teru teru bouzu dolls!

Usually Brings Rain

Are you in grade school?

Anyway

Let's start the barbecue!

I haven't eaten anything all day.

You're drooling.

They're wild beasts

Chow time!

I'll leave the vegetables here.

Okay.

I held out until this meat was

on sale at the grocery store!

Hey, that looks tasty.

More praise, please!

We borrowed everything we'd need

and we have all our food, so

Why don't we divide up the prep work?

Heck, yeah!

Why'd you volunteer yourself to cut

vegetables with those knife skills?!

I thought I could do it if I tried

So says the defendant.

Knock that off!

We'll handle this! You just sit down!

Let me help, then.

That's an even worse idea!

Are we in Hell?

Izumi! Don't do anything rash!

Please, God

Izumi, you can cook?

Yeah.

I help my mom a lot, so I can

probably make just about anything.

Huh?!

I-I had no idea

Wait, Izumi, if you can cook that well,

shouldn't girls be falling all over you?

Please don't say weird things like that.

Are you after him?

Why are you getting all

competitive toward me?

Let's put some more on!

Good idea!

That sound is making my mouth water!

Think they're ready?

Not yet. Be patient.

Done!

Izumi-san, please have this if you'd like.

Ajillo?

I made it just for you.

Oh, wow! It looks great!

No fair, Izumi!

It smells so good.

Irresistible.

Shikimori-san really can do anything.

I-Is there something wrong with it?

Oh, no! It just looks so good,

I was at a loss for words.

I'm really happy.

I'll try it now.

I mean, she's cute, she's smart,

she's athletic, and she can cook?

Shikimori-san is perfect in every single

Izumi-san?!

Huh?

Wh-What is this? It burns!

And it's bitter. No Sweet?!

It's so intense that I thought my tongue

was exploding right out of my mouth!

H-Huh? Does it really taste that

I guess she's not so good

at cooking after all.

I've got tissues.

Need some water?

There's juice, too.

Izumi-san?

Please spit that out! It could be deadly!

It's okay.

You put your all into making this for me.

I get seasonings wrong all the time, too.

Please, body hold out!

I swear

I'll learn how to make delicious meals.

Just you wait.

Okay. I'll look forward to it.

Well played.

Impressive.

Whew, I'm stuffed.

He's still glutting himself.

Growth spurts are scary.

Hmm Anyone else feel like something sweet?

Did we bring any dessert?

Yes.

I made s'mores from the snacks we brought.

S'mores?

You toast a marshmallow and sandwich it

between crackers and chocolate.

Who came up with this work of art?!

Thank you, God.

Wow

Actually

I really wanted you to try these.

I-I'll try one right now!

You ate too many.

What do you think?

It's delicious.

Really?

Really.

I could eat these every day.

G-G Glad to hear it!

"Every day," she says.

Shameless!

Sh-She didn't mean it like that!

Right, Shikimori-san?!

Who knows?

Stop teasing me!

She's a devil

Man, I'm stuffed!

Okay, everything's cleaned up.

Thanks!

All right, let's hit that river!

Yeah!

About before

Hmm?

Next time, let's have them

with just the two of us.

Yeah.

Ooh, that's cold!

It's nice, isn't it?

Y-Yes, it is.

Huh? Is something wrong, Shikimori-san?

N-No! I was just thinking

about how relaxing the river is.

Here I am.

Oh, wow!

A giant shell!

The kids are loving it!

Where were you even keeping that?!

Just swim like a normal person.

I guess I'll leave it to the kids.

Don't put it in the water.

Okay!

Wow, I guess some modern swimsuits are

made to look like Western clothes.

That's cool.

Y-Yes, I guess so!

Come on in, you two.

I-Izumi-san, let's go join them.

Sure.

All that aside, the river's so nice and cool.

I should thank everyone.

Even the kids here are having fun.

The current's taking her?!

Micchon!

So when's the big reveal?

W-Well, I, uh

You bought it just for your bae, didn't you?

I I don't think I can do it.

Hey, where's Izumi?

Mommy

Hi there—

Ow, ow, ow! D-Don't get violent!

Let's go back to your mom, okay?

See? Nothing to be scared of anymore.

I'm not a great swimmer,

but I have to get her back to safety.

Can you reach?

Uh-huh.

Thank goodness.

Ooh!

Mister?!

Izumi-san!

Izumi!

Mister!

Are you okay?

That guy He's

Wh-What do we do?!

Should we call someone?!

My foot cramped up

Wait, this is really bad

I can't breathe

It's okay.

Everything's okay now.

Thanks, Shikimori-san.

Ow!

Why didn't you call for me?

S-Sorry

You guys! Are you okay?!

Oh, thank God you're both okay!

Don't underestimate the river! It'll k*ll you!

If you're hurt, say so.

Okay. Thanks.

Thank you so much!

I'm so sorry this happened!

M-Ma'am?!

Thank you.

And I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

Nuh-uh.

You were really cool!

Wha—

Thank you You're so kind

All right! Back to the fun!

Hey, cheer up! She's just a little kid.

Maybe I'll swim, too.

Are you insane?!

He bounces back quick.

Yahoo!

Whee!

Take that!

Now you've done it!

That's cold!

Take that!

Neko, there's a fish.

What? Where?

Yah!

Hey, where'd it go?

Shikimori-san

Your swimsuit is really cute.

Just now?!

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This is it.

How do I look?

Really cute.

Baron of Local Specialties

That suits you so well!

Thanks for picking it out

for me, Hachimitsu-san.

Stop. You'll make me blush.

What's going on there?

GELATO

Made with milk from local dairy farmers

20 Flavors of Gelato

It's an ice cream shop.

Oh, they've got gelato!

Looks pretty popular.

Ice cream!

Let's go get some.

Where's everyone?

They're still waiting in line.

It is pretty busy.

We had to wait quite a while.

Yum!

Yours looks good, too. What flavor is it?

I think it was mocha almond, if I recall.

Wow

Do you want a taste?

Can I? I'd love to!

Thanks!

What's the matter?

Oh, uh I just

Nothing.

How is it?

It's delicious.

Then I'll try yours, too.

Nom!

My My ice cream

No, that was mine!

Sorry, man! Here, you can have mine.

Jeez

Hey! What are you, a little kid?!

Throb

Serves you right.

You took damage from that, though!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Who's the little kid?!

My ice cream!

Guys, we're in high school

How dare you eat Izumi-san's?!

Is ice cream worth all this?

Grudges over food are scary.

Ice cream is truly sinful.

Mm, this is the best!

Time flies, huh? How is it so late already?

Man, I played like crazy today.

Ready to head home?

No! Not yet!

The real world awaits!

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

The place is all ours! Let's grab seats!

It sure is hot.

Wanna open a window?

The sweetfish was delicious, wasn't it?

Look. This was you eating sweetfish, Inu.

Don't drop the "zuka."

The line for the ice cream sure was crazy.

Sure was.

Wait, is Hachimitsu asleep?

Is she breathing?

She's dead.

Oh, crap. I just dozed off for a second.

Mph Me, too.

All three of them are asleep.

Yes they are

Wow, she's spent.

You can sleep, Shikimori-san.

What'd you say?

She's so cute!

G-Gotta think about something else

Um Um

Today sure was fun!

I caused everyone a lot of stress,

but it was nice to play

to our hearts' content.

Going shopping was fun, too.

And the cucumbers were great.

I hope Mom and Dad like the

souvenirs I got for them.

This really was fun.

And I guess that's because

I was with these guys.

I'm glad I got to be friends them

and that I met Shikimori-san.

I'm really so glad

Huh?

Can't walk any more

The indoorsy types are dead!