01x05 - About Last Night

[bunniefuu]

If Sam did come here, like, what would it have been like for you two?

I have a kid on the way. You think I give a [bleep] what she does?

There would've been a divide in the house.

[Pauly D] Ha ha, look at him smile.

[Deena] Spiraling. [Pauly D] Oh, man.

I've never seen a night start with Ron-Ron juice

and end well for Ron-Ron.

[Deena] This [bleep] is gonna get to his girlfriend.

You can get me into a lot of trouble.

And she's going to cut his ba*ls off.

♪ Get crazy, get wild, let's party ♪

[Pauly D] Yeah, buddy!

[Nicole] Party's here!

[Mike] The Situation is under construction.

[Ronnie] This might not have been the best idea.

[Jenni] We're so classy now.

[Vinny] On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

[Deena] Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

♪ Do something crazy ♪

♪♪

[clothing rustling]

[belt buckle clattering]

[knocking on door]

[Ronnie] No, thank you.

♪♪

[Pauly D] [bleep]! Ronnie, come on.

He's making a bad decision he's gonna regret later,

and I don't want him to do that.

[Antonia laughing]

Yo, Ron.No, thank you.

Yeah.

I'ma send her home, okay?Yeah.

I just wanna talk to her real quick.

[Pauly D] Nah, nah, nah.

Bro. Bro!

[Mike] What the [bleep] are you thinking?

Damn.

Ronnie is thinking with his head right now.

It's just not the right head.

This guy goes from telling us

that he's having a baby mama

to inviting a girl that he was grinding with back to the house.

I don't know what he's thinking, honestly.

[Vinny and Pauly D] Night, French fries.

[Antonia] Good night.

Temptation in Miami is real.

Oh, [bleep]. That girl got no clothes on.

I don't know if she's hot, or just naked.

Bro, you had temptation and you said no.

The blue? Oh, yeah.

That was the ultimate test.

[Nicole] Did he cheat?

Uhh, what's your definition of cheating?

I didn't see anything.

Touching.

He was touching her in the club.

Ron's, like, in a [bleep]load of [bleep].

Like, worse than the [bleep] in the [bleep] toilet.

This is, like, bad [bleep].

Yeah. Yeah.

[bleep].

[Vinny] He's a savage.

When he sees, like, the t*tties, he's an animal.

He can't help it.

Okay. Get home safe.

[Pauly D] We had a little party, whatever.

We had fun in the hot tub with Syd, but that was it.

He should've said bye too.

[Vinny] How'd that go?

Thank you.Sorry about that.

I ha...Yeah, I get it.

Ron's decisions are like multiple choice.

It's like "A," bad decision.

"B," really bad decision.

And "C," [bleep] it up and destroy it.

And that's all he chooses every single time.

Thank you for...

Yeah. Not letting me do...

Yeah, I mean...[Vinny] What you would normally do?

You can do what you wanna do, but it's not worth it.

[Vinny] Those t*tties were hypnotizing.Oh, my God.

[Pauly D] Hell yeah. French fries?

I was finna put some ketchup on them.

As soon as you knocked on the door,

I'm like, "This is not a good move."

Yeah.

It felt so good though. [laughing]

It's hard to just constantly say, "No, no, no, no, no,"

when it's like every girl in the club wants to talk to you.

So it's like being in the money machine

and the money's just flying everywhere, like,

and you're just trying to grab all of it.

That's what it's like.

Like, you're just gonna stand there like this?

No, you're gonna try to grab all the money.

I was just trying to be nice.

I was like, "Yeah, everyone come."

I saved you from that moment of you saying,

"Why the [bleep] did I do that?"

It's harder having, like, a kid on the way

and, like, being with someone that you're not sure

that, like, you should be with.

Like, it's--Yeah, you're in a...

Especially with all the-- like, come on, bro.

...a tempting situation.

All tonight, like, come on, like...

[Vinny] I don't think just because

you're having a kid with her,

she's necessarily the one for you.

So then why am I having this conversation with you

and not getting my [bleep] sucked in the bathroom?

Because right now you're not--

You haven't established that yet.

You should-- she needs the respect first.

Maybe you're ready to have the child,

but you're not ready to get married.

For a relationship, no. No, I'm not.

I'm not.

Absolutely not, no.

The diapers are just getting tighter

and tighter and tighter on me,

and I'm just, kind of just scared.

A lot has happened in the last six months.

I found out that I'm having a child with Jen,

and it's like, I have a baby shower coming.

A lot of [bleep] to take on

in just a matter of six or seven months, like, you know?

People deal with this stuff throughout years,

and I'm getting it just, like, thrown at me.

[Vinny] Whatever the problem is, the solution is not for you

to stray and to get with other girls.

Figure out what the [bleep] you wanna do with her,

if you wanna be with her or not.

If not, you raise the kid from a distance

or whatever the [bleep] it is.And that's totally fine.

[Vinny] That's totally fine.

[Ronnie] I don't know what I want.

I don't know if I'm ready for this yet,

but, um, I hope that me and Jen will work out, you know,

for my own sanity, for the baby's sanity,

for not being raised in a broken home.

My parents weren't together, you know?

I've learned from their mistakes.

[Vinny] Ron, you'll figure it out.

I'm going up. I can't even stand anymore.

How long do you think it's gonna last?

Real talk.It should...

It should last always 'cause you're having a baby.

Are you not gonna propose to her?

No.

You don't wanna propose to her?No.

[Nicole] I thought you were in love.

So she's not the one then?

I mean, probably not, right?

[Nicole] This is, like, new news to me, because before we came here,

me and Ron were, like, talking about it and we were like,

"Oh, he's so happy.

Like, he found a girl that trusts him

and they get along, they don't fight."

So Ron telling me this right now, I'm like, I don't get it.

You look depressed.

You know that I [bleep] was raised the right way

and, like, had waited so long not to have kids--

so that I am married, you know?

And, like, in a happy relationship.

Like, not to just have a baby's mama.

But you could work on it.

Why are you being so [bleep] negative?

[Nicole] I get it. He's, like, freaking out.

But, like, Ron, just stop. You're having a baby.

I'm, like, so traditional.

Like, I want him to get married to her

and have, like, a picket fence because that's what I did.

I just-- that's what I know. That's, like, the Italian way.

This is not the Ron I know. What is wrong with you?

What the [bleep] happened to you?

You're being so negative. Why can't you marry this b*tch?

'Cause you [bleep] love Sam.

[sighs]

I can't.

Listen. You need to stop.

Stop.

Every man wishes that, like,

he can be with the love of his life.

Being with someone for seven years,

and then you don't end up with that person?

Yeah, it hurts.

Oh, my God, babe. Get over Sam.

It's been [bleep] ten years.

What the [bleep]? Why are we still talking about this?

I think I just miss the feeling of, like, security

'cause that's what she gave, you know?

Like, that's so [bleep] hard to find.

And I feel like that's why I am the way I am.

And, like, I'll continue to be the way I am

because it's like...

Do you not feel that with Jen?

No, I don't trust her for [bleep].

I don't.[Nicole] Stop.

You're having a baby with someone else.

Move on.

Like, Sam moved on, so you should as well.

And just stop talking about her.

So all I can do is act happy

and be the best father I can be,

and, like, end of the day, I'm still [bleep] miserable.

Can I be real with you?Yeah.

I [bleep] love you, but you need to get your [bleep] together.

♪ Take the sadness

Gotta go to the bathroom.

♪ And the gladness

[sniffles]

♪ Can you hear all the harmonies there? ♪

[door slams]

[Ronnie crying]

♪ Is it better

♪ To have loved her

♪ Knowing you'd lost in the end ♪♪

♪♪

[Nicole] Babe?

[Ronnie]Yeah?

I'm still here for you.

[Ronnie] Um, be right out.

I'm making Ron-Ron juice.[Ronnie]What?

I'm making Ron-Ron juice. We're gonna watch the sunset.

[Ronnie] All right, let's do it.

[Nicole] I'm not tired.

I don't wanna go to sleep. I'm drunk right now.

Ron's up. Let's get a drink.

Let's just forget what happened and let's move on.

We're doing, like, a bender now.

We didn't sleep. I've never done that in my life.

[girl retching]

Oh, God, that girl's still here.

Hey, sweetie, you all right?

Good?

Like, I'm gonna call you a cab.

Um...

Right now is my first time that I've ever called a cab

for a girl that I didn't even smash.

Hey, good morning. Um, I would like a taxi please.

[Ronnie] Sweetie, hey. Do-- will these fit?

Yeah, I'm not gonna let the girl walk out of the house

with, like, no shorts on.

Yeah, there was like a--They actually fit me.

Yeah. That's great.They were Sam's.

Boom. Magic.

I figured Sam wasn't using them,

we might as well let her use them.

[Nicole] Here. This never happened.

Ugh, like, she threw up in her hair

and she, like, touched my hair, and I was like, "Oh, my God."

That's why I hugged her like this.

I went...

[Ronnie] Right now, me and Nicole are up enjoying the sunset.

Or sunrise?

Still can't figure out which one it is.

Everyone else is sleeping, and me and Nicole,

once again, are the only ones up.

But it's good to have a spiral-mate.

[glasses clink]

[Nicole chuckling]

This is a great breakfast.

Got all the antioxidants and [bleep] vodka.

It's got everything you need.

What time is it?

[Ronnie] It's like :.

I think we should do something.

What?Let's go to Ocean's.

[Nicole] I [bleep] love Ron.

Like, I'll do anything for Ron.

And we're gonna be happy

and have a good [bleep] time and kind of lift his spirits up.

Are we gonna do this?Yeah, this is [bleep] great.

This is...Let's [bleep] rally, b*tch.

Jenni will totally judge us.

I'm going to Ocean's with Ron. We didn't sleep.

We talked all night. We're spiraling.

minutes? Thank you very much.

All right. All right, bye.

[Nicole] Ron needed, like, a talking friend.

So... he basically admitted he's still in love with Sam.

It all makes sense.

[Deena] And that's why she's not here.

Different house, same [bleep].

[Ronnie] Oh, hey, slick, how are you?

Yeah. You wanna come?

[Ronnie laughing]

I've made way worse decisions tonight than...

going to Ocean's with Nicole.

Heyyyy!And we are...

The degenerates are here!

...spiraling.And we're spiraling.

I think-- what time is it?

: A.M. It's : A.M.

Cab's here? This it?

I think I'm gonna cancel cable

so this way she can't see what happened.

You weren't that bad.

Oh, my God. We're, like, doing this.

We're going.

This is happening.

I wanna, like, stick my finger...

[Nicole laughing]

[hairdryer running]

[Pauly D] So, waking up this morning,

I'm looking forward to the afternoon

because I set up this sick, sick yacht.

Let's have a dope party on the water.

I know it's a bit windy on the water,

and this situation calls for more hairspray.

♪♪

Shh.

[screaming] Wake up, keto guido!

Wake up, keto guido!

It's boat day, keto guido!

Wake up, keto guido! Oh, yeah!

Wake up, yeah!

Where'd Ronnie go?

[laughing] [bleep].Holy [bleep].

Cheers. One, two, three, go.

Oh h*!

[laughing]

[bleep].

Your drink could've flooded a small country,

and you wasted the whole thing on the table.

[laughing] I'm getting another one.

Like, that just happened right now.

Like, at :. Whoops.

[laughing]

[Jenni] They left. And raged.

Epic bad decision. Legendary bad decision.

I heard he's not content in his life.

I guess not, obviously.

Regret is one of the worst things that someone can live with.

Ronnie is in a new relationship right now

with a baby on the way, and he jeopardized that.

Like, what the [bleep] are you thinking?

I thought that he held himself back at the last minute...

Okay....but the chances of that, /.

♪ It's a wonder how I ever got started ♪

♪ It's a wonder how I ever got started, started... ♪♪

One drink and get the [bleep] out of here.

Señor Frog's!I got you, I got you, I got you.

[Nicole slurring] This is fine.

Señor Frog's. Woo-hoo!

We're-- Oh, God, I'm drunk.

So, I don't know how we're alive

because I don't party at all when I'm home.

♪♪

I need a Tylenol.

[whistle blowing]

[Ronnie] What the [bleep]?[laughing] I'm sorry.

Oh, I can't even walk.

♪♪

Oh, my God, there's a baby.

Let me go be a mom for a second.

No, leave her. Leave 'em alone. Stop.

[Nicole] Now, when I see a kid, I run up to them and say,

"Aww, how old is he?"

Like, I'm that annoying mom.

So let me [bleep] live.

[Nicole] Hi, honey.

[child] Got a point!Hi, what's your name?

[Nicole] Oh, my God! What happened?

Oh, I got a point.

I won, I won. What are we doing next?

[Ronnie] When I see Nicole play with the baby,

I start to think, like... like that's gonna be me soon.

Like, that's gonna be my child.

What is this?

[Ronnie] You know, it sucks, you know,

because me and Jen obviously rushed things.

We were together for a year. We're having a kid.

But if Jen was not pregnant, I don't know if I'd be with her.

[Nicole] It's your party.

I don't know what the [bleep] I'm gonna do.

♪♪

Like, right now, I'm just feeling like...

I'm [bleep].

[Ronnie crying]

♪♪

♪ Lost now

[Ronnie] I've just been thinking about last night.

I made a mistake and I [bleep] up.

It's something I need to tell Jen.

I feel like it's something that needs to be out there,

and I think that she'll either respect me for that

or she's gonna leave me for it.

♪ Ever closer

♪ I will

♪ Soon be with you

Oh, [bleep].

♪ Every...

So, we're gonna go home.What?

We're gonna go home. You're gonna go to sleep. Come on, let's go.

I got you, I got you, I got you.

Come on. You know I got you.

♪♪

♪ And I

♪ I

♪ I, I, I... ♪

♪♪

[Nicole] I'm stuck.

Whoa!

Whoa. Here we go.

[Nicole snorting and laughing]

Hey! Um, hey, guys?

How are you?I'm bombed.

[Vinny] Have you slept yet?No.

You guys have fun?[Ronnie] Yo, nice seeing you.

[Ronnie mumbling] See you guys later.

You're out of control.You guys smell.

[Pauly D] I have no idea what's going on right now with Ron and Nicole,

but I can actually feel the smell.

That's how bad it smells.

Go to bed.Let's go to sleep. [mock snoring]

Punching out? A'ight.

Bye.

How is that humanly possible?

[sighs]

♪ I been watching her move across that floor ♪

♪ She got me right where she want me ♪

[Pauly D] We're goin' on the boat. We're goin' on the yacht.

♪ Working on my heart since I walked through the door ♪

♪ I really hope she--

[Ronnie snoring]

Um, you know what I like this time of year?

Guy-lights. But you know what else I like?

[screaming] Boat day! Oh, yeah! Wake up! Yeah!

Oh, yeah! Wake up! Yeah!

Yo, I'm shocked. Like, I'm appalled. It's yacht day.

I hooked this [bleep] up, and Nicole and Ronnie

are on a tour of destruction on this vacation.

But I wanna live that fly life.

It's time to wake the [bleep] up.

Oh, yeah! Wake up! Yeah!

Guy-lights! Yeah! Oh, yeah!

Guy-lights... yeah!

I'm finna go on the boat. You know what they say.

Vitamin D, we gonna get a suntan, you feel me?

Okay.

You excited for a yacht? Or did you die?

Stop talking.

[Nicole] Honestly, I'm on two hours of sleep.

I'm so hungover, I'd rather k*ll myself,

but I need to rally and drink again.

Hold on, I'm gonna burp.

[belches] Oh, my God.

[Vinny] Bro, white?

Or this right here?

Okay, so gray is for basic boat, white is for yacht.

Ooh, I feel you.

I feel what you're saying.Feel me?

Appropriate yacht attire is definitely classy.

You need, like, some-- like, I mean, for me,

I need some, like, some really short bathing suit, like Hamptons-style.

I got my little white hat on. Maybe, like, wear an ascot.

This is like guido "Gilligan's Island," like, you know?

We're gonna [bleep] destroy this thing.

[Pauly D] Can we go down now?

It takes a lot being keto guido.

Oh, you high maintenance.

♪♪

[FaceTime outgoing call]

[Ronnie] I wake up and I go straight to FaceTiming Jen.

I have to talk to her because I just feel like

I... crossed a boundary.

I crossed a line, you know,

which is a very thin line of trust and respect.

And I feel like, possibly, I disrespected Jen,

and, like, it doesn't feel good.

I tried. I'll call you later.

I'm definitely just regretting everything.

Thank God I brought this hoodie. It's the only one I brought.

[Ronnie] So [bleep] cold in there.

[Jenni] I love cold.

Then you ought to switch rooms 'cause Mike's gonna get me [bleep] pneumonia.

[Nicole] You hate cold.

Yo, R-Ron was complaining about sharing a room with me for snoring.

Guess who snores now.

[all] Ooh!

[Vinny] Oh, you been holding that one in!

Mike, you've been snoring for six houses straight.

Half the time, I thought you were dying.

Well, tables have turned,

because now it looks like you are.

[all] Ohh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!Oh!

[Pauly D] Oh!

Yo, Mike is coming out swinging. What is happening?

[Nicole] Yes.

He's like-- he's got some ammunition.[Deena] Yeah.

Yo, he's been waiting for the perfect moment.Comin' out [bleep] hot.

That's what happens when you don't talk for six years.

[all] Ohh!

[Pauly D] Mike, I know you got another one loaded up.

You are fake news.

Wait, what does "fake news" mean?

That means, like, whatever comes out of your mouth is suspect.

[all] Ohh!

[all laughing and screaming]

[Ronnie] Wait! No, wait!

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about suspect?

It takes a suspect to know a suspect, huh, Mike?

[all] Ohh!

[Deena] Yo, everyone!

[Pauly D] You got another one.

I got one in the chamber.

[all] Oh! Oh!

If you have ever seen Ronald's license,

where it says "class," it says "none."

[all] Ohh! Oh! Oh!

Yo, when you look at Mike's passport--

Oh, that's right, you can't, 'cause he doesn't have it.

[all] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!Oh, [bleep]!

Right? Am I wrong?

Right? Think so? I don't know.

[laughing] I pay my taxes.

I wouldn't know. I'm sorry.

[Mike] All I gotta say to that is...Wait, wait!

[Mike imitating Sammi] "Ron, stop!"

[all] Ohh!

Mic drop! Mic drop! Mic drop! Mic drop!

Mike, if it wasn't for me,

if it wasn't me taking her from you,

you would've been [bleep] stuck with her.

[all] Ohh!

So what are you talking about?

So what're you talking about? What're you talking about?

Mic drop!

Ohh!

Oh, my God, someone's getting thrown off this yacht.

Yeah! This yacht is bougie as [bleep]!

[Vinny] I can fly, Jack.

There's a whole Instagram account of us in the club.

[Pauly D] She's, like, not answering her phone,

and he's wondering why, but now we know why.

♪ Now shake it to the left, shake it to the right... ♪

Ooh, maybe there'll be, like, cheese and crackers.

♪ Shake it to the left, shake it to the right ♪

[Jenni] This is a sick yacht.

That looks like the Staten Island Ferry.

[Pauly D] Oh, and they named it after me. "Flawless."

Hey, guys.I'm Ronnie.

[captain] Welcome aboard, guys.How nice.

[Pauly D whooping]

Oh, yeah! Yacht party! Yeah!

[boat horn blaring]

So classy. So excited about this.

Yes! I love yachts!

[Ronnie] It's mosaic marbling on the floor.

I'm calling for our helicopter.

[Ronnie] This is how the rich people live.

[Jenni] Right?

[Pauly D] This yacht is bougie as [bleep].

I'd love to live on this yacht.

It's like a-a moving smush room.

[Deena] I c-- I could get used to this.

[Ronnie] There's more downstairs too.

There's another-- There's another level.

Can I have more champagne, please?

[Jenni] Yeah.

[Ronnie] Can I get the bell?

Well, Deena stepped on this boat a meatball,

and now she's like Martha Stewart.

[Deena] Ooh, appetizers. Is there cheese?

[Nicole] Oh, yeah, we want, like, cheese in a cr*cker.

There's cheese?

Like, girl, get it. Enjoy your life.

Thank you, Kathy. You're the best.

[Deena] I'll be topped off.

[Pauly D] Whoo!

♪♪

[Vinny] I can fly!

"I'm the king of the world!"

"I can fly, Jack. Tell me you'll never let go."

[Pauly D] "I'll never let go."

[Vinny] This boat ride is so romantic.

Like, you can't get any better than this.

Yo, I think the jet skis are ready.

[Mike] Yeah?Let's go.

♪♪

[man] All right, who's going first?

Us two. Me and Vinny.Gotcha. Gotcha.

I'm gonna go with my girlfriend Pauly on the jet ski.

Actually, I'm probably his girlfriend 'cause I'm the one

that's gonna be behind him, holding on to him.

[Pauly D] Heyyy! See ya!

Wouldn't wanna be ya!

♪ You be the sun and I'll be I'll be the fire ♪

♪ Oh, you be the flame and I'll be the lighter ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh

♪ We'll stay together down to the wire ♪

♪ We got our love forever

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ We'll stay together down to the wire ♪

Whoo!

[Deena] From afar, Vinny actually looks like

a little, petite girl out there.

And I'm like, "Ooh, get it, Pauly.

Look at what you got on the back."

Bye!

[Pauly D] Oh, yeah!

[Nicole] Yum. [Deena] What is that, bruschetta?

[Mike] Bruschetta.Bruschetta.

[Deena] Pass that over to the fat side.

[Pauly D] This is so nice.

God, that's amazing.

[Mike] It's beautiful out here.

[Deena] It is.

Can I ask you a question?[Mike]Uh-huh.

Randomly?Yeah.

[Jenni] How'd you meet Lauren?

Uh, when we were in college, obviously when we were younger.

[Pauly D] Oh, she's a college sweetheart?She's my college sweetheart.

[Nicole] Yeah, you were sweethearts.

[Mike] She's my only, like, real relationship I've ever had.

And I kinda craved that, like, substance of-- of something real.

Were you sober at the time?

Yes, but then I-I kind of relapsed.

You relapsed during your relationship?Yeah. Yeah.

Did she help you get back on the sobriety, like...

Yeah, and that really meant a lot to me.

At any particular time, she could've been like,

"You know what, like, I don't need to, you know,

"stay here and help him fix himself.

"I'm gonna go find somebody that's already a finished product--

so, a finished product, so to speak." [Jenni] Yeah.

[Mike] And then all of a sudden, the court situation came.

That was extremely hard.

And she stuck by me the whole time.

She just made me a better person.

[Pauly D] So she whipped you into shape.

[Mike] She definitely did.

What's in the future for you guys?

I don't know about the timing,

but she's the one, and I wanna propose to her.

Whoa.

'Cause it's been a while.

You guys have been together for a long time.

We've known each other for over ten years.

And she stuck by your side through everything.She stuck by my side.

[Nicole] Yeah, but, what I loved at Deena's wedding--

'cause we were talking about, obviously, Mike's sobriety.

And I was like, "How do you deal with it? Like, is he okay?"

And she goes, "Honestly, I don't wanna drink around him,

nor do I need to, because I'm here for him."

Aww!So she literally loves you.

So she is really the best.[Mike] She is. She's awesome.

[Vinny] I think that this is a great thing for Mike.

I think he needs all the positivity that he can,

and luckily he met this amazing woman for him.

And, uh, you know, I think they should be together,

and I'm happy that he's gonna propose to her.

Oooh!I don't know when I'm gonna do it

because of this whole court situation.

[Nicole]Right.

[Mike] I have sentencing in a couple--

in a couple months, two, three months.

'Cause there's a possibility that I could go away.

I don't know if I wanna wait anymore, to be honest with you.

[Nicole]Don't.[Deena] Then just do it.

Maybe, maybe you proposing and knowing

that when you get out that you're gonna have

a wedding and a wife to come home to,

it might help you get through the process easier.

Well, I do like that, but we're not-- we're not banking on me coming out of anywhere.

We're trying to stay, stay in--[Ronnie] No, but what I'm saying is,

God forbid, worst-case scenario.I know what you're saying, yeah.

God forbid, yeah.

Conjugal visits. Worst case. [Mike]Yes!

Yeah, smuggle out some sperm.[Deena] Oh, my God.

[laughter]

[Pauly D] Make a little baby.

And you need a baby.

I want a little Situation, immediately. Ohh!

I've always said that I'd rather pay child support than alimony.

[Vinny] Ohh, here it goes. Here he goes, couple of drinks.

We're having this great moment.

Mike is talking about Lauren and proposing,

and then there's Ron saying

he'd rather pay child support than alimony.

Like, this is why girls punch you in the face, bro.

No, no, no, I-I-- me and Jen have never talked about marriage.

It's not a discussion.

It's not something that she's pressuring me for.

We're still working on getting to know each other.

How long has she been pregnant,

and, like, how long have you been together?

We've been together for a year, and she's seven months pregnant.

[Jenni] Oh, my God.

[Ronnie] You know, like, I've found my best friend.

I found someone that I could have fun with

and I go on vacation with, and we joke around

and, like, we have a good time.

[Vinny] I kinda feel like Ronnie's confused.

He kinda sends mixed messages out there.

'Cause Ronnie was just, like,

in a bathroom with a girl last night.

Miami is, like, giving him second thoughts, I feel.

He needs to, like, figure his [bleep] out

with the girl with the relationship,

and just move forward one way or the other.

All right, so it's official.

Cheers to you getting married, b*tch.

[Deena] Cheers to Mike proposing!Cheers!

Another one bites the dust!We're all getting older!

Another one!Another one bites the dust.

Yes!Another one's off.

[Vinny] I'm just confused.

[Jenni]Why?

[Mike]Why?

You went to college?

[Jenni] Oh, my God!I-- Ohh!

I've been waiting. I've been holding that in. I love you.

[Pauly D] Oh, how I love weddings this time of year.

Did she see something?

[automated message on phone] Your call has been forwarded...

Seems we have a situation, guys.

[FaceTime outgoing call]

[Mike] Could somebody have taken a picture

at the club last night?

[Vinny] Yes.

[Mike groans]

♪♪

[Nicole] Thank you. You're the best.

[Ronnie] On the yacht, like, you know, I feel like

it definitely helped me out a little bit.

It, like, took my mind off, like, everything that happened.

It was a good little distraction.

It's like, this way I wasn't in the house driving myself crazy.

That's, like, the best boat I've ever been on by far.

Once we get home, I wanna call Jen one more time.

I did something and, like, I regret it.

So I'm starting to get in my own head.

♪ It was all a misunderstanding ♪

♪ Just a big misunderstanding ♪

[Pauly D] Cardi B, I'm back, b*tches.

[Vinny chuckles]

[Nicole] I just wanna lay in my bed for a second.

[dial tone]

[dialing phone]

[Ronnie] I need to check in on my girlfriend.

I don't know what's going on.

She didn't answer my phone call.

There's a lot of things going through my mind.

It's like, d-did she-- did she see something on social media,

or, you know, like, what's playing out in her head?

Like, is she okay?

[phone line trilling]

I need to know, like, what's up.

[automated message on phone] Your call has been forwarded

to an automated voice messaging system.

[phone line beeps]

Hey, baby girl. It's me.

Just wanted to call you and talk to you,

see what you're doing.

Uh, just give me a call back at the house.

All right, I love you. Talk to you soon.

It's, like, I wish she would just pick up so I would know.

Like, if you're mad at me, you're mad at me.

Like, but I'm definitely starting to feel like last night

was not worth it, that's for sure.

♪♪

[Deena] Do you guys wanna do Spanish or Mexican?

Women? I like Spanish women.

Mexican womens are hot too. Wait, what are we doing?

[Deena] We're going to dinner.

[Pauly D] I'll do either one.

Where are you putting your clippings?

I'm, like, letting them gather and then gonna throw 'em out.

Eww, Vin. You're gross.

♪♪

[taxi horn honks][Pauly D] Cab's here!

[Nicole] Let's go.

Oh, my God, I'm so hungry, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

Same.

♪ Go ♪

♪♪

Dude, like, something's [bleep] wrong here.

You know what I mean?

I'm gonna get out, guys.

This girl's not answering my [bleep] phone calls.

I'm definitely worried about Ronnie at this particular point.

He is exhibiting a lot of characteristics of somebody

that is in a dark place right now.

Seems we have a situation, guys.

Why'd he get out?He got out?

Who got out?Ronnie.

[Ronnie] I've gone days without speaking to Jen,

and I'm worried that there's really something [bleep] wrong.

This is not good.

Could somebody have taken a picture

at the club last night?

Yes. Absolutely.Absolutely.

And there was paps in there. Oh, yeah.

There were paps in there.

[Mike groans]

[Pauly D] And now she's not answering his phone calls.

Holy [bleep].Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Holy [bleep], dude.

[FaceTime outgoing call]

If she doesn't [bleep] answer him,

he's gonna be a wreck.

Mm-hmm.

[FaceTime outgoing call]

You thought you seen the Tasmanian Devil before?

[FaceTime outgoing call]

What the [bleep]?

[FaceTime outgoing call]

♪♪

Respect your roommates.

Half these people haven't ate all day.

[Ronnie] Why didn't Jen answer me?

I'm just thinking the worst.

It's the end of mine and Jen's relationship, custody battles.

Like, just a bunch of [bleep] that, like,

I don't wanna go through and I don't wanna put my kid through it.

There he is, and he's walking slow as [bleep].

Get in the [bleep] car, let's go.

[Mike] Good news?No.

[Pauly D] Talk to us, bro.

I don't know what the [bleep] is out there,

but she's not answering the phone.

[Vinny] Is it, like, weird for her not to be answering right now?

Yeah, bro, it's really weird.

You think somebody took a photo? Probably.

Maybe of just you dancing?Probably.

In the club?Mm-hmm.

[Vinny] There's no chance

that she's doing something else?

Nope.[bleep].

[Vinny] We don't know what's going on.

Ronnie's like a skydiver right now,

BASE-jumping to [bleep] conclusions.

I can only imagine what's out there.

We can't see.

Yeah, he's in a bad place, huh? Bad place?

Like, he's like, probably contemplating

[bleep] jumping off the Miami Bridge.

[Pauly D] Talk to us, bro.

I don't know what the [bleep] is out there,

but she's not answering the phone.

[Vinny] There's no chance that she's doing something else?

Nope. [bleep].

[Vinny] Because Ronnie feels so guilty about what he did,

he's tripping right now like she knows.

You know you [bleep] up when you just, like, already feel

like you got caught cheating and you didn't get caught yet.

♪♪

She's not answering my phone calls.Why?

It could be anything. It could be me helping the Swedish girls down

off of the VIP, you know what I mean?I wouldn't like that.

Like, they could spin it, like, any way she--

like, you know, they want, like...

[Nicole] Honestly, I feel so bad for him.

Like, he-- he didn't mean to [bleep] up.

Just water.

I'm not even hungry anymore.

[Ronnie] Right now I'm in my head

and I'm just thinking, maybe she's done.

If she is done, it hurts because we've put so much effort in.

And for it to just... go away so quickly,

it's kind of heartbreaking.

Ron, you all right over there?

♪♪

[Pauly D] I hate to see him like this

'cause he's a cool guy to have around.

But seeing Ronnie go down this dark path, it's awkward.

And I'm not really sure how to deal with somebody like that.

Why did he get up?

[Deena] His girlfriend isn't picking up.

[Ronnie crying]

[Ronnie] Oh, [bleep] me.

Jen saw a picture.She what? What?

Maybe she saw pictures of girls

from last night.Mm-hmm.

That's the worst feeling, the unknown of, like,

he doesn't know what the [bleep] is going on.

He doesn't know what she knows.Yeah.

Well, he told me he didn't cheat on her.

[Pauly D] Well, what's your idea of cheating?

If my girl was doing what he did in the club, that's cheating to me.

Jionni would... done.

It's all fun and games till she stops answering the phone.

Yeah, at the end of the day, listen, you're doing this to yourself.

Like, all these decisions are--[Jenni] Self-inflicted.

You need to take accountability for 'em.

I think that Ronnie is just a little upset

with some of the decisions that he made the night before.

And now, he has to face them.

So, therefore, dude, you got a situation.

Don't say, "Oh, I didn't do anything."

No, everyone saw what you did.

If you don't wanna do the time, you better not do the crime.

I-I shouldn't have said that 'cause--

You know what I'm saying? I should not have said that.

My man Pauly had to knock on our door to be like,

"Dude, are you sure you wanna do this right now?"

Pauly, what do you think he did in there?

Doesn't matter.Closed the door.

The second the door closed, end scene, it's done.

[Mike] Anyways. Anyways.

Anyways.

So are we going to tonight, or...

Oh, Ron. Ron, stop.[all groaning]

Ron, stop.

[Ronnie] If it is over, like,

I might as well enjoy the rest of my time here, right?

[Mike] No, that's-- no.I think you should wait until--

That's the wrong way to think. That's the wrong way to think.

The more you do it, the worse you'll feel.

If the situation is already down the [bleep] drain,

then it's like, what's the point of wasting my time?

This could just be, like, she's just not available.

She's available. She kept ending the phone calls. She's available, bro.

[Mike] There's a chance to salvage this thing,

you know what I mean, regardless.

You have to have boundaries when you go out.

I didn't do anything wrong last night.

I brought home girls for [bleep] Pauly and Vinny

so that we have life in the house.

[bleep], we go out, we come home,

and we [bleep] have circle jerks?All right.

Who-- Then that's it, you know? It's like...

[Mike] No, no, you need to understand in front of everyone,

you're flirting with disaster. I'm being honest with you.

Ronnie is caught between wanting to turn up on vacation

and being a father on the other hand.

And he's having trouble balancing the two.

That's the truth.

If you're in the equation with your girl

and you have a baby coming in, that's what your situation is,

then you should not be bringing home another girl.

No way.

I didn't bring home another girl.

I brought home a bunch of girls for the house.

You're rationalizing now. You're rationalizing.

That's the truth. You're rationalizing.

[Ronnie] Jesus, Mike.

Like, shut the [bleep] up.

[Mike] I'm just telling you. I love you as a brother.

I'm gonna support you, no matter what you do,

but I have to tell you when you're wrong.

That's all.

♪♪

♪♪

A'ight, you guys ready?Yeah. Thank you!

[Jenni] Come on, let's go. Cab's here!

Oh, yeah!Tourette's is real.

Can I squeeze in?[Mike] Yeah.

Who, me?

Been blowing [bleep] up since I've been here.

You sure have.

[Vinny] Relationships, bathrooms.Toilets.

Shut up, [bleep].[Nicole] Gross.

[Pauly D] No, we're trying to tell your [bleep] to shut up.

[all laughing]

[Mike] Me and Ronnie need to get a cleaning service to clean our bathroom.

You's one of the dirtiest mother[bleep] I've ever seen.

Bro, your [bleep] room used to look like

the Salvation Army.Used to be.

[both] Oooh!You can't--

You can't-- Used to be.

Oh, [bleep]. Here we go again.

Just 'cause Lauren packed your luggage, doesn't mean you're neat.

[all] Ohh!

You kidding me? Like...You can't mention Lauren.

Listen, I'm in a bad mood right now, so it's like,

Mike, do not [bleep] with me

'cause it'll just end up really bad for you.

You might as well have [bleep] named the bidet in the bathroom "Lauren"

'cause she's been cleaning your a*s for how long now?

Oh, damn!Let's [bleep]-- Let's [bleep] be real.

[laughing] As... As friends, it's fine.

We can call each other on this [bleep].

It's fine. [Vinny]Oh!

[Ronnie] Mike, I don't know what to call you.

The Situation? The Incarceration?

[all groaning]

[Pauly D] Damn.

[Mike] "The Incarceration."

Dude, like, for real?

The only time I hear that is from trolls.

Mike is [bleep] pissed.Ron bringing the slow [bleep].

The Taxation, The Probation, or--

I'm really not too sure what to call you at this point.

Wow, he went lower-level on that one.

Your fault. You asked for it, though, Mike.

Yeah, he did, right?You asked for it.

You shouldn't have poked the bear.

[Pauly D] I'm gonna call you "Rike."

[Mike] Ronnie and Mike?

♪♪

[FaceTime outgoing call]

[bleep].

[phone line trilling]

[Lauren on phone] Hello?Hey, honey.

[Lauren] Hi! I miss you.

Oh, I missed you too.

It's been a roller-coaster ride the last day.

Ronnie's just a mess right now, pretty much.

[Lauren] Really?Yeah.

[Lauren] I actually just saw like a whole Instagram account

that is doing, um, like, updates and videos

of you guys out in the clubs.

There's a whole Instagram account of us in the club?

Oh, no.And what did you see?

[Lauren] There's a video of Ronnie

dancing with a blonde girl in a see-through black dress.

Oh, my God! Hold on. You need to listen. You guys gotta hear this.

Laurens, Laurens, it's Pauly D.

What did you see?Oh, my God.

[Lauren] There's a couple videos

of Ronnie dancing with a blonde girl

in a see-through black dress in a club.

Oh, [bleep].

There's a video of a girl, see-through shirt, t*ts...

[Lauren] And they're all tagging people in comments.

And everybody's tagging comments, dude.

Oh, my God.Oh, that's exactly what happened.

Ronnie will always be the president of the IFF.

The I'm [bleep] Foundation,

'cause he always gets himself [bleep].

Oh, wow. [Lauren] Yeah, they were tagging her in comments and stuff.

That-That is the information we needed. Yeah, we, yeah.

[Pauly D] She's, like, not answering her phone

and he's wondering why, but now we know why.

[Lauren] Oh, [bleep].

H-Hang on one second.[Lauren] Yeah.

Um, there's videos of you grinding on a girl with, like, her t*ts out.

[Pauly D] Girl with her t*ts out.

[Mike] And people are tagging each other,

and it's, like-- it's, like, a thing.

♪♪

Oh, there's a video?

I'm [bleep]. Like, I'm [bleep].

♪♪

Boys night! Girls not allowed.So I might go.

Don't come with us. Stay home.

♪♪

[Ronnie] I made a mistake.

[Jen on phone] Hello? Hello?

[Jen] What is your deal?

[Ronnie] It looked worse than what it really was.

Jen's arriving today.Don't be nervous, bro.

Do you know Ron likes French fries?

[all] Ohh!