We need to bring in a villain to stir things up.
[Vinny] Maybe it's the girls?
Oh, my God, I'm nervous.
[Pauly D] Me too.
You think I'm a dirty little hamster? Oh [bleep]!
How are the girls gonna be?
[Nicole] Party's here!
[Vinny] Angelina has the power to bring
the JWoww out of Jenni, and it's gonna get crazy.
[laughing]
Huh?
♪ Here I come
Yeah, buddy!
Party's here!
The Situation is under construction.
This might not have been the best idea.
We're so classy now.
On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
Get the frick out of here, you crazy!
♪ Here I come
[Deena] Do you think they miss us?
[Jenni] They only miss us 'cause they're bored.
[Nicole] Party's here!
Oh, yeah! Angelina, yeah!
Back in the house.
Hello?
Party's here!
[Pauly D] Hey, girls.
Hey! [Vinny] Hey, how are you?
Hey! We brought liquor!
Oh, hi! Huh?
Oh, my God, that's [bleep] Angelina.
Why is she here?
Hey, what's up? Hey, girl.
Nothing.
[laughing]
Why the [bleep] are you here?
What the [bleep]?
I'm looking at the devil herself.
Why are you here?
What do you mean why?
Angelina chose to leave us twice.
Yo, guys, I'm out.
Peace out, fake people!
She talks [bleep].
It's always [bleep] me in this house, right?
I talk [bleep] about everyone in this [bleep] house!
You just don't care, like, seriously.
I have a very bad temper.
Ron, take my [bleep] upstairs right now.
So the only thing that I can do is walk away from the situation
and Namaste the [bleep] out of my room.
Awk-- Awkward!
Awkward! Awkward? It's not awkward, come on.
[Nicole] I left here for one day!
I left here for one day, [bleep]!
What did you do?
[laughing] What did you do?
What did you do?
Well, those are my roommates.
Snooki handled it well.
Snooki's actually like, really nice and cool.
[Mike] Yeah, she is. Yeah, she is.
Why?! Why?!
[overlapping shouting, laughing]
[Jenni] Why did you do this?
Why did this happen?
[Ronnie muffled] I love you!
I don't think Jenni's too happy.
They're a little drunk, bear with them.
Awk-- Awkward!
[all laughing] Oh, jeez.
The girls are, like, shocked. I don't know what's
going happen, but I do know I'm the prank w*r champion!
Can only imagine what's being said right now.
She's staying here? She's staying here.
Where is she staying?
[Ronnie] We're gonna put the mattress in your room.
No, you k*ll yourself.
I'm gonna cut your [bleep] ba*ls off.
[Nicole] She's not a nice girl.
No, she is nice. She's not bad.
Oh, she's not bad to you.
Ron all of a sudden has a conscience. Who are you?
[Bleep] Princess Diana?
See, Mike? You handled it way better than the girls.
Right? New man.
Ronnie's with the girls. Should we go see?
Oh, my God. Go up to your room.
Unpack a little bit.
[sighs]
The boys kept telling me, "No, the girls will be fine.
The girls will be fine, they'll be fine."
And in my head I'm just thinking, mmm...
I don't know about that. [Bleep] is gonna do down.
[Pauly D] Uh-huh... don't look at me!
Paul...Pauly!
Don't look at me. Delvecchio! You invited her!
[Jenni] Great prank, Pauly.
It wasn't me. Who was it?
[laughing]
Vinny Guadagnino! It wasn't me.
[Jenni] Seriously, where is this b*tch sleeping?
[Vinny] In the smush room.
She's sleeping in the smush room.
She literally just told a story about me,
like, three months ago saying how ugly I was.
Wow, you should go talk to her about that.
I don't want to.
My experience with Angelina:
She's an [bleep], she's mean, she's immature...
All of you's in this house are [bleep] fake!
Bring it on, b*tch!
Three months before I even came here, she did a story
about me saying that I was, like, an ugly.
I don't hold grudges, but when I look at her,
I'm, like, you are still a snake.
[Angelina] Hey...
[Ronnie] Hi, Angelina. Oh, hi, b*tch.
[Nicole] Hey.Hey.
So I'm just gonna ask the obvious question:
Why the [bleep] are you here?
♪♪
'Cause I wanted to make amends.
I call bull[bleep].
Angelina has never reached out to me
in eight years, not once.
She has not tried to say I'm sorry.
The last time that I heard of you, you were talking
to the tabloids saying how ugly I was.
And I thought we were, like, over that. That's not true.
You did quotes. You did quotes.
No, I did not say that-- that your lips are "ugly."
[Ronnie gasps]
She said lips.
You didn't give me-- I haven't talked to you in so long.
I didn't go to tabloids. They actually asked me--
Girl, just be real and then we'll be cool, just be real.
[Angelina] Straight up, that's-- that's the truth.
I don't really know the girl.
And, honestly, Angelina leaving was totally awesome for me
because then I got to come in
and be part of this awesome family.
But you don't have the bond that we all have.
Like, why don't-- Why aren't you not getting that?
You guys could make me have that bond.
No, b*tch! No! No, we don't want it.
It's been eight years since we've seen you!
No, thank you!
No, thank you! No!
[Pauly D] Jenni and Nicole are furious.
This is, like, pent up aggression 'cause the last time
we left Angelina in Miami, no one left on good terms.
I mean, I could get slapped in the face again.
I bet you you won't make it a [bleep] week in this house
because you are not a part of our [bleep] family.
End of the day, you have not experienced
what we all have [bleep] experienced together.
You had so long to [bleep] be in our family,
and now all of a sudden you wanna come in?
You could've contacted all of us
and said, "Listen, I wanna be friends."
It's just too late to enter our family.
Not once did you try to make amends in eight [bleep] years.
How am I gonna [bleep] make amends to you? Eight [bleep] years!
Do I have your number?
I didn't have you blocked, b*tch.
I don't have your number. I didn't have you blocked.
I don't have her number. You never Twittered me.
I definitely wanna show people that
I'm not this crazy girl, I've grown up a lot.
This is the chance to redeem myself, that's why I'm here.
You blocked me on every [bleep] social media.
I did-- You blocked me, actually!
I didn't block you. Never did.
You wanna come somewhere eight years later?
[Australian accent] Right now, we are watching
a baby hippo named Angelina
get preyed on by wild hyenas.
You have no [bleep] idea what this-- what this took.
And you're not a part of group chat.
FactsFact.
[Australian accent] Oh, no! JWoww is ripping the hippo's head off!
You guys should be like, "You know what, let me try to give
this girl a shot because we don't really know her."
No, I know you. You're not a nice person.
[Australian accent] Oh, my God! Nicole is [bleep] her vag*na!
What-- [laughing] I mean, wait!
Well, everybody's just [bleep] getting crazy.
Deena, relax, because you haven't even been in this house
[bleep] eight years to deal with this b*tch.
I'm not even-- Listen, I'm not even gonna get engaged in this [bleep].
However long you stay, I just wanna know
so Nicole can pack your bags.
She's not packing my bags.
Why the [bleep] are you here?
Why are you here?
You're here because you're a [bleep] chew toy.
No, I'm not. Watch.
Jenni might've went home and seen her family,
but she came back JWoww.
Get the [bleep] out of this house.
I'm staying.
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Keep it on the down low On the down low ♪
♪ Keep it on the down low...
Feel weird, I don't even wanna go to my room.
Well, that's your problem for inviting her.
I'm not happy.
You good? Yeah.
Is it a lot to walk into? [sighs]
You had to know that, though.
I didn't know this.
I left them two times before and I'm demanding them
giving me another chance.
I want them to get to know who I am.
I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying right here.
It's like they said, ten years of us, so...
Yeah, but-- Well, you, but--
Listen, what you did was
you came in humble, stay the same way.
You're gonna have to [bleep] go through the dirt
and the grime to get to the flowers and the sun.
I just don't like that everybody can say
whatever they want about me, but then they're saying
that I'm saying all these things about them.
But you did say a lot of things about people.
[Ronnie] You know what? If you're here to make a difference
and you're not the same Angelina,
like, this is your chance to prove it.
I-- I can empathize with you, but don't [bleep] make me regret it.
What you want is a relationship
with us, right? Yes.
You wanna be friends with us? Yes.
So then, that's it.
Step by step. Thank you. Thank you so much.
The fact that Ronnie tried to, like, make me feel comfortable,
make me feel calm, it made me feel like I can go to him now.
It's pretty cool.
Okay, so how do we... How do we solve this problem?
Ignore it.
Ignore it like genital herpes.
No, you take medicine for that.
But... But we can't take medicine for her.
[Pauly D] Facts.
I told Angelina like, if you wanna make relationships,
you gotta take it step by step.
No.
Well, that's you.
He knows how I do not like this girl
she literally left us twice.
I feel like she's taking advantage of us again.
I don't trust her.
Pick your meatball. You want her or you want me?
You, all day.
Then stop talking to her like you're best friends.
I'm not best friends with her, I'm just...
Let her say her piece over the next couple days,
and if you don't like what she has to say
then kick her the [bleep] out.
What?
I can relate to Angelina because I'm not perfect.
I've made mistakes, so it's like, let's see
what this girl's intentions really are.
What did she act like the first time
and the second time we lived with her? A b*tch.
[Nicole] She's still the same immature b*tch
that wants to start drama. [Ronnie]Okay.
I'm not playing that girl's game.
I know her to a T.
If you wanna rebuild your bridges--
I'm not a Lego, b*tch. I'm not a Lego.
I'm not Lego-ing this [bleep] girl.
Prank w*r champion!
♪♪
[Deena] This was a crazy night.
Prank w*r champion!Ahh!
Prank w*r champion! Prank w*r champion!
Champion! Champion!
Prank w*r champion! Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
[whispering] Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
Yeah, buddy!
[exhaling] Good night, Miami.
Prank w*r champion!
♪♪
Wake up, Keto guido!
Wake up, Keto guido!
Waking up this morning, I'm realizing that I came up
with the most epic prank of the century.
Yeah, buddy.
[chuckling]
Wake up, Keto "guits."
Wake up, Keto guido!
[Jenni] I wake up this morning
having this horrible nightmare last night,
thinking that Angelina was here.
[ominous music]
[Jenni slow-motion] Why the [bleep]...
[slow-motion screaming]
But no, the nightmare is real life.
She's still [bleep] here. Like, this actually happened.
[Nicole] I hate this evil presence.
Get ready, we're getting drunk today.
Well, I'm going to boxing 'cause I need to punch something.
I don't wanna be around Angelina.
So I'm gonna ask the boys if we can just leave
so I don't speak to her.
So you wanna go do Title, tan, drop off laundry?
[Vinny] I'm down. Okay.
Oh, I'll go with you guys. A'ight, yes.
Meatball Day!
Meatball Day!
Meatball Day!
[both] Meatball Day!
Meatball Day, we do shots, we drink, we go crazy.
And now that we have a stranger in the house, I really need it.
Like, we need to get away from this.
Come with us. Okay.
Meatball Day and fluids tomorrow!
And fluids-- Wait, so I got a fluid place.
So, we can get banana bags tomorrow. Yes!
Banana bags are basically the best cure for a hangover,
because you get it through an IV.
It makes you feel so alive.
This is how the professionals frickin' rock and roll.
[Ronnie] Yes.
Oh, that's terr-- If you--
Oh, [bleep]!
[Nicole] You died! Ron has passed.
♪♪
[Angelina] I wake up this morning, I'm not feeling good at all.
Hopefully today, they're going to be peaceful.
Like, I want them to just give me a chance
to talk to them, at least.
Yo, where you guys going?
You go-- You guys are going together?
He's going with the girls drinking.
[Angelina] I've been wanting this chance to prove myself, you know,
just [bleep] clean slate.
I'm not going with the girls, so...
Why not? [laughing] Don't be stupid.
Listen, why don't you go and you'll be able to soften
the blow a little bit.
[sighing] Ron, what do you think?
Gonna come with us. There you go. There you go.
There you go.
Ron, you invited me?
Yup, you heard it. Ron invited you.
I feel like the best way for Nicole to get over her issues
with Angelina is maybe get drunk together, talk about it.
If I can get over the [bleep] that I had with Mike, like,
you can get over the [bleep] you had with Angelina.
It's been eight years, like, let's just move on.
Okay, so, wait. What?
[Deena] Oh, God, he has something
negative to say. [Jenni] Shh, let's just let him--
How about we bring Angelina with us... No! No!
No, no.
For Meatball Day...
No, I'm not going then. I'll go to sleep.
I'm not going. And we test her out.
No!
Meatball Day is like when you spiral with your best friend,
and you got each other's back and you know each other.
You don't invite a [bleep] stranger to that [bleep].
I think she wants to try boxing.
No, she does not want to try boxing.
[Ronnie] She wants to go on a Meatball Day.
She like, wants to-- She wants to hang out with us.
I mean, I feel bad also, but... I don't...
Give it a try.
[Nicole] So I feel like I have a devil on my shoulder and an angel.
Like, "Oh, hey, girl, like, give her a chance."
"No, she's a [bleep] [bleep]. k*ll her!"
This is her test.
If we don't like her after today,
then Pauly tells her she's gotta leave. How about that?
Hey, why does Pauly gotta tell her?
[Ronnie] 'Cause he invited her.
So is that a yes or no?
I have to have a wine first.
That's a yes.
Oh, my God. I die. I can't. Passing.
[laughing]
Jesus, give me strength.
[Ronnie] You're invited.
Okay, thank you.
Don't [bleep] it up.
I'm not gonna [bleep] it up.
Ronnie has been through so much, so it's like, him coming
into the room to say you could come to Meatball Day.
That really showed me that Ronnie has changed.
I vouched for you. I vouched for you.
I like Ronnie now. All right? I vouched for you.
♪ Don't get stuck with no direction ♪
Yo, cabs are here!
[Deena] Angelina, we're leaving!
[Nicole] I can't believe we're even saying that name.
♪ Don't worry, I'll back you up ♪
♪ With all the love I have for you ♪
♪♪
[Nicole] Are you a nurse?
No, I'm-- I'm an EMT.
Oh, yeah, so if I choke, are you gonna save me?
I would save you.
Even though you think I hate you or whatever, I would save you.
Aww! No, well...
I would save you. No, but, no joke,
like, I'm gonna pull up that article that you said about me.
I never said you were ugly.
I said that the lips aren't...
Like, it changed the way I look.
It didn't really change the way you look because--
That's-- No, no, you're lying.
No, you were very rude, though...
I never said that you were ugly, though.
For you to say that, that's... that's not true.
Okay. Okay.
So if we pull it up and it says that she said
you weren't ugly, are you gonna [bleep] drop it?
Yes, please.
'Cause I'm just tired of hearing about
a [bleep] article about [bleep] lips.
You got fake lips, she got fake lips, Jenni's got a fake face.
Do you want me to go in on you right now?
Because I will.
Ronnie is the [bleep] worst.
He is taking Angelina's side.
Now he doesn't have my back, cool.
Shut your [bleep] mouth.
[Deena] Whoa.
Gonna be a long day.
[Nicole] You are not my friend today.
[Deena sighing] Can we get to The Clevelander?
♪♪
♪ Whoo come on come on, come on ♪
This is good, you'll all see that now.
Oh, it's so hot.
♪ Starshine
Nicole's mad at me right now
'cause I invited Angelina out on Meatball Day.
But I just feel like Angelina needs to clear the air
with everyone in the house.
Things are gonna get really saucy.
♪♪
What do you wanna do for appetizers?
Oh, we'll split those.
[Nicole] Hangover fries, yes. We'll split those.
[Ronnie] Oh, God, here we go.
Do you-- Can I borrow it? Can I borrow it real quick?
Oh, my God, girl, with this tabloid.
Like, this girl's not gonna let it go.
Nowhere in the article does it say
that I think you're ugly.
Like, enough already. Just let it go.
So I'm Googling, like, what you said.
♪♪
[mumbling]
She's trying--
What?
[Nicole groans]
♪♪
[trainer] All right, guys, you ready?
What we're gonna do is work our jab.
Step with the jab, step back out of range.
Step with the jab, step back out of range.
[Jenni] I am still so angry at how
I went from "happy, airport, yay, back in Miami"
to "k*ll Angelina, die, burn."
So all that needs to be taken out at Title Boxing.
[trainer] Let's go, let's keep boxing.
Right now. Good job, guys, keep it up. Let's go, Vin.
Mike, put your gloves back on.
We're gonna pretend it's Angelina's face.
Right here.
"Stay and get your a*s beat, stay and get your a*s beat."
Angelina deserves a second chance as well.
Even The Sitch here got a second chance.
What she's gonna do with it is up to her.
If you were a girl, would you be afraid of me?
Um, well, when you say,
"You are her because you are a chew toy," yes.
Cue into "chew toy."
Cue into "chew toy." Ooh, almost got me.
♪♪
Okay, so this is why I'm mad,
and I remember this now 'cause I'm seeing it.
So you said, "She's trying to copy my look.
"I don't really like the new lips,
they're not doing much for her, to be honest with you."
I don't know what the hell that's all about, but whatever.
Like, you just don't say that.
Last time I left in Miami, I totally regretted it.
It put me, like, in a dark place for a while
where I said things I shouldn't have said
because I was upset with myself.
I've changed from back then.
I'm still a b*tch, but I'm a nicer b*tch.
I should've never said any of that.
All right, so that's it!
Oh!
On your cross chain.
Angelina, thank you.
I appreciate you for admitting your wrongs.
If you can make it through Meatball Day,
maybe I'll give you a second chance.
Let's [bleep] rage.
Welcome to Meatball Day.
Can we give this girl a shot?
It's like initiation. Here you go.
This is her initiation.
She's like part o-- It's like being in a g*ng.
Oh, my God, stop try-- Just take the shot, you weird.
[bleep]! She's the worst.
Instead of getting jumped,
you gotta get through Meatball Day with the meatballs.
I will take this one.
Meatball Day!
Meatball Day! Meatball Day!
♪♪
Whoo!
[Nicole] Meatball is like a lifestyle
when it comes to you love drinking, you're small,
you can fit into small spaces and spots.
A meatball will always be honest and tell it like it is.
That's what it means to be a meatball.
Meatball Day!
♪♪
[gasping]
[Ronnie] Spiraling Nicole and Angelina
is like pasta sauce and meatballs.
Deena, you don't let anyone speak.
I haven't done anything.
[crying] I don't really know
why she came at me like that.
I feel like I keep getting picked on.
♪ We VIP
♪ I could get you right
♪ We here baby
Oh, my God!
Hell no.
Oh, come on, that makes me so nauseous.
♪ We VIP
♪ I could get you right
Hello?
Yo, that boxing session, thank you guys
for [bleep] bringing me today. That felt great.
Wow, she like legit moved in.
Like, shoes are lined up and everything.
I hope she makes it. I hold no grudges.
Just not about that life. Neither do I.
[Pauly D] It all started as a prank but like,
let's give her a chance to clear the air with everybody.
And you know what? She was part of this house too.
Well, we'll see how the vibe is
when they get back right now.
Oh, we'll-- We shall see. Yeah.
♪♪
Whoa! All mine!
[Ronnie] Spiraling Nicole and Angelina
is like pasta sauce and meatballs.
Eww. Eww! I hate this so much.
Looks like the storm has calmed
and Nicole and Angelina are getting along.
This one... Nicole!
[Deena] Now she's happy.
A'gross, that's a raunch.
Let's try, all right? Like, let's, let's try.
Oh, my God! Nicole!
Oh, my God!
We should go home. Let's go home.
Doing Meatball Day with Angelina, it wasn't
as bad as I thought it would be.
So I guess two peas in a pod. I kinda like her.
I actually like you. Like, I do like you.
I'm normal. I'm [bleep] normal.
Yeah, I had fun with you.
This is a great Meatball Day. Very saucy.
[speaking gibberish]
♪ Oh [bleep]
♪ We get close with imperfect timing ♪
[Nicole screaming]
Get me out of this car.
[bleep]! I didn't say you could grab my t*tties.
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck in a weird situation, help me!
♪♪
Ooh! Whoa, whoa. Where am I going?
[scattered chattering]
♪♪
Hello?
They're back.
Hi, babe. What happened?
[slurring] Oh, I'm telling Chris.
I-- She was never mean to me,
so I'm not gonna be mean to her.
See, where are you going, Jenni?
You're annoyed. See, Jenni's annoyed.
Oh, there's like no fighting?
There's no fighting, we're talking right now.
I'm like next-level annoyed right now
that Angelina and Nicole are getting along.
Like, what's going on here? Why? Why, b*tch?
That's my friend now. Also.
What do you mean, "also"?
Like, we actually got along today.
You're friends?
We had a fun time though. Straight up.
Did we not have fun? We had fun.
Nicole came back and told everybody she likes me
and I'm actually cool.
So I'm hoping that she'll persuade Jenn
to actually want to get to know me too.
Like, we actually had fun.
Okay. Deena too.
What is happening? Is there happening?
Is there things happening?
Oh, hi, Deena. Oh, hello.
Did you have fun?
I had a good time. I missed you, mama.
We actually got along most of the day, we really did.
♪♪ I can't.
And then the whole lip thing,
I admitted to everything I said.
I'm so tired.
I was real with her today, I was real with you.
I'm over it. Bye.
I don't care. I don't really care.
People in life, like, they change.
I've changed for the better.
Whatever-- Yo!
Yeah, let them do their thing, I can't.
I love Jenni, I love Nicole,
but I actually like Angelina.
She's not a bad person.
She wants another chance.
Thank you.
Maybe it's more of like--
Third chance.
That's what I want.
[Jenni] So I will admit that I came off
very hard towards Angelina.
I feel bad about it, so I'm going to give her a chance.
I'm Jenni.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
[guys oohing]
It's the truth, we have to do that. I don't know her.
[Ronnie] I don't know her, she had a new face.
New lips, that's it.
There's a little situation, obviously, that we need to speak about.
It's Angelina's. At the end of the day, you--
you guys have given me many second chances,
third chances, fourth chances.
Let her, you know, open up to us.
Put our guard down for a sec.
If she says the right things
that really tells her why she's here...
I'm annoyed.
Then, um, we'll make a decision.
[Vinny] The roommates are coming around.
Everyone's willing to give Angelina
a little bit of another chance.
Keep your guard up, but at the same time,
see what Angelina's all about eight years later.
What's up?
We've all decided as a family
to give you a chance.
Amazing. But before that, we want--
We just wanna know your intentions.
So who is the Angelina now?
No, she came out today. She was fun.
I did say [bleep] up [bleep].
I was spiteful, and that's it.
I was-- I was immature, and I shouldn't have went that way.
I want a [bleep] clean slate
where from this point forward, no problems.
If I [bleep] up, then that's on me.
Everyone [bleep] up.
We're not going out, we're gonna just drink a wine here.
No... I get it.
I get it. You guys wanna drink.
But like, let-- Give her her five minutes.
Just let her have her moment.
We have been with her all day. [bleep] yourself.
Yeah, you're annoying. We had the moment all day.
I gave her her moment all day.
Relax, Deena. Ohh!
So she's allowed to yell at you, but I'm not?
All right, wait, hold on-- Yeah, basically.
Deena, you don't let anyone speak.
What have I done?
Honestly, and if it's not about you,
you make it about you and start side conversations.
When? I'm not making it about myself at all.
Oh, my God. All right, now...
Oh, now it's off topic.
God, "ruh-lax."
[sniffling] I don't really know why she came at me like that.
Deena, I absolutely love you.
You are one of my dear friends
and that is why I feel I can speak to you like this.
Stop it.
Because you are a good person, but sometimes...
[mumbling]
I know I'm annoying, I'm the worst.
I know that already.
Deena, you drank a little today.
Here we go again, Deena's drunkenly crying.
Like, come on, Deena. Not every conversation has to be drama.
I'm really sad. [sniffles, sighs]
Awk-- Awk-- Awkward! Awk-- Awk-- Awkward!
[Ronnie and Jenni laughing]
You're the worst.
[Pauly D] Awkward!
Dude, how the [bleep] are we going to bed at
I have no idea. [chuckling]
Come down. Are you gonna come back?
Yeah. I wanna get in my comfy clothes, and that's it.
Collect yourself, b*tch.
I'm closing the door.
Cheers, b*tch. Obvi.
[splash]
[laughing] Yes.
[Ronnie] Is it warm or cold?
She actually put her feet in. It's nice.
Eww.
I just wanna just jump in, to be honest.
Mm-hmm.
It's so peaceful.
Isn't it? [gasping]
[laughing]
"Ooh, let me put my feet in."
And I was like, push!
I'm sorry, not sorry.
What the [bleep]?
He's the worst. Ronnie is the worst.
I mean, I love the pool,
but I didn't want to get pushed in it.
[Ronnie giggling]
♪♪
[sighing]
My roommates pick on me because I'm the nice one.
But now I'm like, you-- you crossed the line.
Like, please don't push me in the pool.
Hey! [Ronnie giggling]
Are you all right?
No, I'm sad.
Stop. Come here. b*tch, come over here.
It was all a joke. Stop it. Deena, stop.
[Deena crying] Why are you acting like that?
[crying] I feel like I keep getting picked on.
You're not being picked on.
What? Push me in the pool.
It was a joke. It was funny.
Let me go, all right?
I'll call you later. Bye.
Deena thinks that she's getting picked on by everybody,
so I'm just gonna try to make it
that she's not the only one being picked on.
Even this is wet too.
[Nicole] Your eyelashes are still on.
[Deena] Like, everything is just [bleep] wet.
[Ronnie cackling] Oh, my God.
[Deena] See what he did?
He did that to me also.
Well, he's still being an [bleep].
But at least it wasn't me!
Neither was I, girl.
Your cooley looks nice. Did you get a*s injections?
See, it's not nice.
No. Oh, my-- Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
Imagine leaving these people all those years ago,
and then having that linger in my head.
It like, ate away at me for a long time.
You're not wearing underwear.
I think we just confirmed that.
Take it off! Take it off! Take it!
They're starting to warm up to me
it feels like I'm back.
Like, I'm here and I'm part of the family.
I'm putting on my slipper, bye.
Yes.
Welcome home.
Oh, God.
I would like to get to know you more...
[Vinny] Angelina, she has no idea.
"Ange, we're about to sh**t you behind the barn."
...But I don't want to get to know you more here.
♪ I gotta break the sunrise
♪ I just gotta free the birds ♪
♪ Until the stars come out... ♪
Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Didn't even flinch.
Ronnie, Deena, Nicole, nobody wants to wake up.
This is a hangover morning. You need a IV bag.
Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!
Hey. Hey.
I'm Ricky from VitaSquad, how you doing today? Come on in.
Get the IV place STAT.
We have some casualties out here.
[Jenni] Oh, wow, why is it that color?
'Cause of the vitamins and stuff?
'Cause of the vitamins, right, right.
So we call 'em "banana bags."
I've done IVs before.
A few times in the hospital.
It's just like an oxygen bar.
We party like rockstars here.
Like, I'm dehydrated. I need a vitamin.
Is it in?
[Pauly D] Yeah, he's in.
[Mike] He's in there.
He's drippin'. I can taste it.
No!Yeah.
You can? Tastes like a vitamin.
Do it, buddy.
Nah, I don't wanna taste weird vitamins in my mouth.
This guy's crazy, man.
You [bleep] girl's buttholes
and you're worried about what it's gonna taste like,
[bleep] IV in your mouth?
The buttholes aren't injected into my bloodstream.
How about you, take one?
Probably two, 'cause I was drunk last night.
She's been here a day.
I got [bleep] wasted last night.
[Vinny] Angelina, stop.
Don't talk to me, I'm vitamin-ing.
[laughing]
I'm vitamin-ing. That's right, vitamin-ing.
Yeah, buddy! [bleep] hell, let's rage!
So who's first?
[Deena] Her.
All right, this is cold. It numbs it
so you don't feel a thing. See how cold it is?
Ow-- Ow!Oh, my God!
What the hell? It's like frostbite.
Oh, my God, you gave me frostbite.
Hurry, hurry, it's gonna-- It's gonna-- it's gonna wear off.
[bleep] me! [bleep] me in the [bleep]!
Do it, you wh*re. Ah! Is it in?
Yeah, it's in.Cool.
Am I gonna feel better now?
We're passing. You should just do it.
Okay, I think I'll do it.
[Deena]Go, Vin!
Getting this IV is not easy for me.
But for some reason, seeing the meatballs get the IV
is like very calming to me.
Why is my blood coming out?
Oh, [bleep]! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Ricky! Ricky!
Ricky, she's died! Ricky!
Aah! Ricky! Oh, my God!
Ricky! She's fine, she's just stupid.
Oh, God, I see Jesus.
Literally, nothing's wrong.
Nicole and Deena are just a big wuss.
Her blood's coming out!
Ohh! Ricky!Ricky!
[all] Ricky!
I'm passing! I'm passing! What the [bleep]?
[Nicole screaming] I see Jesus.
♪♪
[Mike] Your girl's coming today.
Have to design your ring.
I get so excited with that type of [bleep].
Like, weddings?
Yeah, I'm very excited to see it.
I get like, chills. Like, I love it. Ugh!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
[Jenni] Mike's gonna propose to Lauren
and I really, truly wanna help Mike find a ring.
$,.
[gasping] All right, I gotta get out of here.
[Jenni] He was having really bad luck,
so I did call my jeweler.
So I wanted to see if you would be interested
in designing Michael Sorrentino's engagement ring?
So she's flying out from Beverly Hills
to design a ring today.
It's, like, pretty amazing.
Just whatever you do, don't try and run away from her.
I know, I'm nervous.
[knocking]
Oh, my God. She's here! Yeah-- Shh!
Oh, my God. Answer it! Answer it!
Hi! Oh, my Gosh.
[Jenni] Lena designed my ring with my husband,
so I could not ask for a better person to help Mike.
Lena Friedman, Beverly Hills. Yes.
She'll make the most beautiful ring.
It's gonna be flawless.
I've brought some beautiful stones.Okay.
We can kind of walk through each one.
So this is an emerald,
sometimes they're a little more square.
This is a round brilliant. A pear-shape.
This is a yellow.
This is a ..
[Mike] Lauren deserves the perfect ring.
She is a queen, she has been my rock.
I only have one shot to get this right.
We can do diamonds down the shank...Okay.
and on either side too.
Hopefully, Lena will make me the ring that Lauren loves.
We went to a couple other places, and it was--
It was a little bit of a disaster.
He ran.
I want you to feel really good
about what you're doing, what you're buying.
And now I have you, it's all come together.
♪♪
Hi, Angelina. Hi.
How come nobody uses the phone here?
Vinny just made, like, calls.
Did you really?
Yeah, I call her like, once a day, my girl.
She lives in Staten Island too?
No, she's in California.What?
Yeah, I don't date no [bleep] Staten Island [bleep].
Why? You're from there.
'Cause you guys sound like truck drivers.
[bleep] you, Vin! See?
[Pauly laughing]
Once they open their mouth, it's [bleep]-- It's over.
Yeah, right. [bleep], bro!
What the [bleep] is this kid saying?
Are you talking out of your a*s?
Angelina, all I'm saying is that it's not my forte.
I don't really like it.
[imitating Angelina] "Yeah, but that's [bleep] where you [bleep] live, bro!
We don't [bleep] sound like [bleep] truck drivers."
It's not what I'm picking up,
and I'm not making a diss, it's just my opinion.
"What the [bleep] are you [bleep] talking about, Vinny?!"
Sit on it and rotate.
See how elegant they are?
Yeah, now I'm punching you.
Ladies are supposed to--What?
Don't touch me.
Oh, my God. She just beat you up.
The prank with Angelina was epic,
it still is, it's great, it's an amazing prank.
But now I'm starting to think, damn it, this prank
is going a little too far.
Want more?
From the Staten Island truck driver?
Ah, [bleep]. What're you gonna do?
You miss Staten Island? No.
♪♪
[Pauly D] We gotta have a family meeting.
Gotta have a family meeting, guys.
Uh-oh, what'd I do?
[Pauly D] Since I'm the one
that brought Angelina to this house,
I think it's only right that I start the discussion
of how to get her out.
Okay, so I called this family meeting today
because, um, prank w*r champion
was such a good prank that I actually pranked myself.
I didn't think about this. She's-- She's still here.
Yeah, now what?
Is she staying? Is she going?
Well, what's good is we got to see
what she's here for and-- and least now we know
where her head is at.
But she shouldn't be part of, like, everything.
For the rest of it, no.
It was great to have her come out and speak her mind.
Got to know her a little bit. Exactly, you know,
which we never gave her, you know, a chance before.
[Mike] I think we gotta break it to her and let her know
that the way that we started this thing, with just us here--
We have to end it that way.
We gotta end it that way.
And when we go home from here,
when this is all not happening,
we'll see if she really means it.
Yeah, we'll see if it's still the same after this.
Exactly. Agreed.
So how are we doing that?
We should make a toast to her.
[Jenni] We're gonna, like, make an effort
if you make an effort.
But we have to see that side of you outside the house.
We gave her a chance, she's hanging out, good times.
And now... we'll leave with a positive energy.
I agree.
And then we'll see where it goes from here.
Outside. I agree.
[Ronnie]Agreed. Well, I'm hungry.
[Vinny] This dinner's about to be...
Awkward! Awkward! Awkward!
I'm still the prank w*r champion!
I'm the prank w*r champion. I'm the prank w*r champion.
You don't be careful, you gonn' prank yourself!
A'ight, I'll prank myself. I got some prank on me.
No, but honestly, all love,
we're glad we got to squash it with her.
Yup. Yes, sir.
We're gonna see how she acts with us
outside of this,
if she wants to be friends with us.
Are you gonna let her in to your gigs?
She's good, yo. Yep.
And we're gonna unblock her.
And then we'll party with her tonight...
And then we'll finish with Jenni's toast.
[Pauly D] Yes.
And then Jenni can break the news.
Raise your hand if you think Jenni should break the news?
[laughing] Oh, my God.
Vote's decided. Cool.
Oh, I'm so excited.
[bleep] family meetings, let's rage!
Cabs are here!
[Deena] I haven't had sushi in a while, this is fun.
This is gonna be an interesting dinner, I'll tell you that.
Think?I know.
This is like, sad.
Maybe we should get her dessert first.
Something sweet, can you feel me?
[laughing] You're so stupid.
♪♪
[Deena] Ow, I hit my head.
[Nicole] This looks nice.
Yeah, this is fancy.
Can I get the Sakura roll?
Please?
Yes.
I'll get the, uh, Sakura roll
and the shrimp salmon roll.
Oh, and, um, I'm gonna do the, um,
the albacore sashimi.
Two of them is fine.
And then I'll have the lamb chops.
Is there anything else that you recommend besides that?
Oh, all right, I'll have that.
Does it come with French fries?
This year, Mike is auditioning
to be the next host of "Man vs. Food."
Wow. That's soft shell crabs.
[Deena] It's huge.
Can I get one of those? The [bleep]?
Wow, that looks good.
How's your experience here so far?Good.
I'm really good at pranks.
His prank was the best.
Prank w*r champion!
Yep, he got you big time.
[Mike] Oh, he sure did.
[Angelina] Can I just tell everybody, like, thank you guys
so much for being so amazing.
I was very nervous.
I thought you were gonna k*ll me, like--
You know what I'm saying? Like, thank you.
[Vinny] Angelina is, like, so happy.
She's like, "They finally accept me."
She has no idea, the little thing.
"Ange, we're about to sh**t you behind the barn."
I wasn't nice back then. I was...
No, you weren't. Immature.
But it did take a lot of ba*ls for you to walk in this house.
You got big, big, big sack of nuts.
Very well said.
♪♪
[Nicole] I like Angelina, and now I feel bad
because we need to break the news to her like,
listen, you have to leave.
And I'm hoping she accepts it,
and she's like, "Well, thank you guys,"
and not be like "Umm, hello?!"
Umm, hello?!
I just don't want her to spiral and be a b*tch.
[Angelina] What's up?
So, Pauly, can you start us off...
Mom, I'm scared! ...with a wonderful toast.
Mom! Oh, God! Oh!
A toast?A toast.
To having a wonderful, wonderful time
here in Miami with everyone.
Angelina making her amends.
And you bringing me back. And us bringing you back.
Yep.Cheers.
I love you guys. Angelina.
[all] Angelina.
[sighing] This is a nice place.
Yeah, the ambience it is quite nice.
I'm really nervous right now to talk to Angelina
because she's been on really good behavior
and she's having a really good time here.
So I'm like, oh, my God, I don't know how to handle this.
[Pauly D] Awk-- Awk-- Awkward!
One life to live, b*tch, let's go-- Whoo!
All right, so...
Oh, God!
I was a little shocked, taken aback that you were here.
But I must say, in the last hours,
you are a good person.
Oh, my God.
I would like to get to know you more...
♪♪
Jesus, are you there?
But I don't want to get to know you more here.
♪♪
I'm gonna cry.
♪♪
Oh, my God! [Deena] Oh, my God!
[Jenni] I'm going to throw up!
[girls laughing, chattering]
I gotta get out. Yo, blur vision.
I gotta get out right now.
[Deena] I'm a meatball, but this is most bizarre thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.
Oh, my God, it's--
[all laughing]
Open the door, I'm gonna throw up.
[screams]