08x03 - Family Meeting

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

- Are you ready? - I guess.

I want to be a mom so bad.

But if this surgery isn't successful,

I really don't know what we're gonna do.

- We kind of have to have a family meeting

on what we're gonna do with Angelina.

Soon as we left Miami, she just attacked us.

- We didn't talk for a few years.

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

[laughter]

- If Sam can sit across the table from Ron,

there's definitely hope for Angelina.

- Never thought this would happen.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪

- ♪ Come on, yeah, here we go ♪

♪ We let the good times roll

♪ Can't stop the party

- I mean, listen, what are we gonna do?

I mean, it's the same thing every single year.

We have to do something different.

Like, what are we gonna do here?

- Well, it can't be the same thing as always,

when we're in the hotel and we just all sit on a couch.

- This has been a very anxiety-provoking time.

People have been walking on eggshells.

I think everybody needs to get over it and move forward.

- It doesn't matter what I do!

- But I'm just saying, you're messy!

Some of us should at least speak to her.

- Oh, my God, I think I just got it.

I just got it.

We're gonna do a nomination, OK?

We're gonna nominate two people

that's going to speak to Angelina.

Could be a guy, a guy; a girl, a girl.

- Oh, enough about my porn search history.

[laughter] - I knew he was gonna go there.

- I honestly think Nicole should do it

because you're a good person.

- Drink your beers, boys!

I got a brewski!

OK!

- Paul's room.

[all scream]

- I don't want to f*cking die with you f*ck.

God! - Ow!

- On f*cking three!

[laughter]

- I feel like she would listen to me, but at the same time,

I already had this conversation with her.

- OK.

- You're attacking people that are here for you,

and we're gonna be friends, and we're gonna love you.

- Thank you.

- It's just, it's hard with you sometimes.

So that's why I don't nominate myself.

[buzzer blares]

- Who else could it be?

- Could be you.

- Could be me?

- Well, you're her best friend on a--

- Yeah, I think you would do a great job.

- Me? OK.

Angelina, feed me my ice cream.

- Very fast.

Oh.

- Good job, babe.

[laughter]

- What the f*ck is going on?

- Vinny texted me and invited me

to his apartment in the city.

Whenever Vinny looks at me, I just see hearts in his eyes.

- Yeah, I'm not doing that, chooch.

- Let me help you, Vinny, 'cause you filled up a whole

suitcase with two things.

- Maybe you just have me on reserve.

You need, like, a backup, because we're always--

- She'll probably think you're flirting with her.

- Yeah, exactly.

She'll think I'm in love with her, so let's not.

[buzzer blares]

- Yeah, OK.

- Well, I definitely think she needs a girl

so then she doesn't think the girls are, like, mad at her

and not dealing with her. - Yeah.

- I mean, obviously, it's not gonna be Deena.

- I mentally cannot do it.

[buzzer blares]

- I feel like she would fight with Sam.

- We'll fight. We'll fight.

- No, you're allowed to do a f*cking TikTok,

and I can't say how I feel. f*ck you.

- Well, you can be a shitty person and DM fan pages.

f*ck you, b*tch.

[buzzer blares]

I'm gonna take myself out.

- Well, I know from experience Jenni always likes

to say what's on her mind.

- I'm sorry, Ron.

- Jenni tells it how it is.

- You got a crazy b*tch pregnant!

[laughter]

Get your f*cking a*s away from my f*cking visuals.

You're here because you're a [...] chew toy.

You're in my f*cking face.

You want to get your [...] beat,

you'll get your [...] beat.

You can stay and get your [...] a*s beat.

- I think it would be great if you did it.

- Oh, do you? - I agree with you.

- I do. - Oh, good.

- I agree. - Yeah.

- Would you like to join, Ron?

- I would be a good candidate.

- Then I'm gonna nominate you.

- OK, so we have a girl.

JWoww's doing it.

[bell dinging]

- I'll be honest with you. I don't mind doing it.

- If she has one more sit-down with you, she's gonna explode.

- OK, you're right.

[buzzer blares]

- Does she like you right now? I feel like she does.

- Ron is pretty neutral. - I think she does.

- I think I'm pretty neutral with her.

- I think Ron is pretty neutral, yeah.

- Cheers. Oh!

- [crying]

[laughing]

I got robbed the other night for my gold chain and sh*t.

- Get the f*ck out of here.

- Show him.

- Where?

- Secaucus. - What a sin.

- In Secaucus?

- Oh, my God.

- Ron, what the [...] comes out of you?

[retches]

- I feel like she always calls you to, like,

get advice and stuff.

So she would be comfortable talking to you, then.

- I love you. - Ange, love you.

You know, k*ll her with kindness.

You don't need to let everything

in your life stress you.

That's fine. I'll go with Jenni.

[bell dinging, laughter]

Well, I see myself in her, everything that she's doing.

It's important for me to be there for Ange

because I know that she's a good person.

But she's just going through a lot of things in her life,

and I--and I've been there.

So I think that she'll listen to me,

and I think that she'll listen to Jenni.

And if not, Jenni will make her listen to her.

[chuckles]

- I actually think that Ronnie would do a good job.

I just want to make sure that you're really gonna

just give it to her the way that she needs

to get it, because at this particular point--

[laughter] - That's what she said.

- My God. [laughter]

- Give it to her the way she--

no, what I'm saying is, I know Jenni's gonna be real.

Are you gonna-- - Oh, my God.

- 'Cause are you gonna give it to her real too?

- Keeping it real is all I know how to do.

- Give it to her hard.

- Oh, my God.

Ron, you're gonna do a great job.

- I can't. - Oh, God.

- Well, then we have it.

- It's Jenni and Ron.

- Jenni and Ron. - You got this, guys.

- So if you call her, where are you

gonna say you are right now, here?

- I think you should just tell her you're in town.

- Are we doing it here?

Should we not do it here?

- No, no.

- What about my house? - Yeah, %.

- Are we all good with that? - Yeah.

- Ron, give her a call. - I'm good with that.

- Yeah, give her a call.

[phone rings]

- Hello? - Hey, Ange.

- Ronnie? You're in Jersey?

- Yeah, I'm in Jersey.

I wanted to see what you were doing.

- I'm shopping.

- OK. I'm over at Jenni's.

Do you want to come by?

- It's just you and Jenni?

- Yeah, it's just me and Jenni.

- OK.

You guys are good?

- Yeah, we're good.

We just wanted to know if you wanted to come by.

- OK, yeah.

- So finish up your shopping and come by.

- OK, I'll be there soon.

I'm not too far, actually.

I'll see you guys soon.

- All right. We'll see you in a little bit.

- All right.

- That was easier than I thought.

- Stage one complete.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yeah

- Oh, my God, hello. - Hello.

How are you? - Hi.

- Deener. - Hi.

- Deeners is here. - Hey, Dee.

♪

- We have a lot to fill you in on, I feel.

- Oh, fantastic.

So what's happening?

- Mike, yeah, fill her in.

- We kind of wanted to discuss the elephant in the room,

which is Angelina.

- We're gonna do it differently.

- Yup, exactly.

- Not as a group. - Yeah.

- The best people we came down to,

'cause we went through everybody, is Jenni and Ron.

- How did we come down to this?

- Because I'm the biggest f*ck-up.

- No. [laughter]

- Ron, what a sin.

- What does that make me?

[laughter]

- You're his chaperone. - Yeah, you're his--

- The voice of reason.

- I hope you guys come out alive.

- Yeah, so do I.

- Good luck. - You got this.

- I hope they put everything on the table

so that we can move forward from all of this.

But I guess we'll see how this pans out.

- Oh, and it's raining. f*ck us.

- OK.

- Let's have fun, at least,

while they're handling real business.

- Yeah, let's have a blast.

♪

- I don't think this is gonna be easy.

- No.

Well, she's gonna point fingers too.

- Oh, yeah. - You know?

- I'll f*cking break them at this point.

- [laughs] - All right, guys.

Who's up for some Chinese?

- We just ate. - I am.

- We just ate. - I mean, I'll eat.

- See? That's what I'm talking about.

- 'Cause I do feel like this is gonna be a long night.

- I have faith in Jenni and Ronnie.

But in the meantime, let's order some Chinese and sushi.

- Let's do it. - Oh, my God.

- I'd like a sweet potato roll and a cucumber roll, please.

Can I get a spicy tuna roll and a Philadelphia roll?

Let me get some chicken fried rice, crab rangoons,

and pork dumpling, fried, please.

- Since Mike doesn't really show his stress,

I feel like he does it with eating.

I mean, where does it all go?

You would think he'd be pounds by now.

- OK, see you in about minutes.

- OK. - Wow, and minutes?

- Wow.

- This place is good.

- Honey, I'm home. - Honey, I'm home.

- Hey, babe, with Ronnie.

- What's up, man? - You guys kiss.

- What's up, buddy? How are you?

- Good, good. You look good, dude.

- So do you. - You look good.

How'd it go? - It didn't go.

- We thought the best solution was to bring

Ange here and talk to her.

[laughter] - Yeah.

- I'll be here, but don't need me.

- Yeah, OK. - Yeah.

- I just want Ange to take accountability

so we can move on and enjoy being on vacation

together again.

And if Angelina doesn't hold herself accountable,

maybe she shouldn't come on the next trip.

- You guys have fun with that. Yeah.

- You're quite logical.

- Not for this one, I'm not.

[laughter]

- It is to a point where none of us know what to do anymore.

And there's only two options we see you going

at this point: jail or death.

- I am training myself for a marathon.

Thanks for coming to the training session.

- I'm gonna have to definitely get a hot dog.

- Faster, chooch! Pick it up!

You act like you ain't never ran a marathon before!

- ♪ Step up to the plate, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta make your fate

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- You have a full house. Hello. - Hi, Lauren.

- Hello. How are you? - How you doing?

- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?

- Good. Are the babies asleep?

- Yeah. - Hi. What's happening?

- We're preparing for a long evening.

- Do you want coffees?

- Yes, that would be awesome.

- That being said, I just ordered Chinese.

- What? There's so much food.

- I know. That was the first course.

- She's probably having an anxiety attack right now.

- Don't let her take you down with her.

You know? - Yeah.

- I just want Ange to realize that everyone

is at their breaking point with her

and everything that she's doing is affecting her future

and it's gonna affect our future as a family.

- Anyways, what's new in your life, Vin?

- Eh, I'm being a little bit premature with something,

but I'm just gonna tell you guys something.

I met up with a girl the other day, and she DM'd me.

And she goes, you've been showing up in my dreams.

- Creepy. - I need to meet with you.

Now, if I wasn't attracted to her, this would be creepy.

- Wait, you met with her?

- I didn't finish yet.

So I'm like, all right.

Well, this is interesting

'cause usually I'm the one stalking.

[laughter]

- This girl seems a little odd,

but listen, at this particular point,

Vinny should be open to everything.

- So I meet up with this girl the other night.

I was like, what were we doing in the dream?

And she's like, nothing.

She's like, we were just having a drink.

But she's like, it happened three times.

- What if this is your soulmate?

- I'm like, yo, if we-- if this is the one,

it's gonna be the craziest story ever.

- I can tell you're, like, excited.

- He is. He is. - I was.

- Yeah. - That's nice to see.

- Uh--

- He's got the, like, ooh, I'm gonna

go, like, talk to her again.

- The date went well, and she was cool.

But, you know, still very new and skeptical.

But I felt that it was something nice

to share with everybody,

with my friends, with my pals.

- Well, I have to inform Uncle DJ Pauly D.

- Oh, sh*t.

[FaceTime chimes] - Yo.

What's up, my dude? - Nothing, man.

Had to call you and let you know

that this chooch is smitten.

- Oh, word? - Yup.

- Hi, Pauly. - Hey, Pauly.

- Hi, Pauly.

- Oh, my God, look who it is.

It's Nikki! - Hi!

- Hey.

- Hi, girl.

- Wait, wait. I'm gonna bring you over.

Here, tell him.

- Look at this guy.

- Nah, I had one drink with a girl.

She was--she was a vibe.

- He's trying to act cool in front of Pauly.

- [chuckles] - Look at this guy.

You can tell he's hiding it. - Oh, my gosh.

- Why do you always try and act cool in front of Pauly?

- He is so weird right now.

- Why are you downplaying it, bro?

- Look at him. He's hiding over there.

- Yeah, he loves her.

Well, I can't wait to meet her.

- Oh, my gosh.

- But also, I don't know if you know,

but we are addressing the elephant in the room right now.

- No, no, Jenni and Ronnie are over there now

to have a direct conversation,

letting her know we can't keep going

the way that we've been going.

- Well, wow, sounds like you guys got

your hands full over there.

- We got Chinese. We got sushi coming.

I wish you were here.

- All right, guys, give us a call.

Let us know. - All right, bye.

Keep us posted.

- Bye. - Bye, Pauly.

- Times like this are like, I'm glad I live on the West Coast.

I don't want to be over there for that.

- For sure.

- So, guys, what's new?

- She's opening her Nashville store.

- Yes.

I'm going there for the ribbon cutting.

- Yes.

- I am ready for a Deena meatball trip.

- It's coming.

- For a long time, I've been trying to get

my fourth Snooki Shop in Nashville open.

Oh, I have news.

I got Nashville! [cork pops]

- Nashville! - Oh, God!

I've been working literally all year for this.

It's gonna be a meatball trip, just me and Deena, so--

oh, my God, I can't wait.

- That's so cool.

- And you know how I was talking with Pam about--

- Yes, oh, my God. - --my birth mom.

And she ended up finding the binder of, like,

where she is and my birth mom.

- This is your birth mother, Nicole.

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

[sobs]

We had a conversation through Facebook text,

but we had a translator 'cause she doesn't speak English.

I don't speak Spanish.

And you could tell, like, she was crying

and, like, so happy about it.

- That's a big moment right there.

- This is a huge moment. - Yeah.

- Did you see what she looked like on Facebook?

- I have a video.

- What? - What?

- Oh. - Stop.

- I like something.

- She said, I love you. - Oh.

- Aw. - Aw.

- That's when I started, like--

I lost it then. I was like, oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- I mean, put a pouf on her, she's you.

- But I was never, like, curious to like,

actually like, find out who it is.

- Wow.

- So now that I did, I'm, like, really happy that I did,

'cause I feel like it gave her a lot of closure.

She didn't even know I was alive.

Like, God forbid something happened.

Since talking to my birth mom, I've just been thinking about,

like, what's the next step?

What am I gonna do?

I want to know more, like personality.

Like, what are your hobbies? Like, what do you like to do?

You know, actually getting to know her.

Who knows? Maybe we'll go to Chile one day.

- Can you imagine?

- I just got my passport back. - There we go.

- Any guesses how Team JWoww and Ronnie are doing right now?

- Not great.

[eerie music]

[doorbell rings]

- I think the door-- why can't you answer my door?

- Because it's your house.

- f*ck. - [laughs]

- I'm so nervous, I want to throw up.

But we're--we're doing this.

[sighs]

- Hi. - Come on in.

- How are you? - How are you?

- Good. - Hello.

- Just no shoes inside . - Hi.

Right now, I feel a little bit anxious.

You know, Ron's here, which is kind of weird.

- What's up, Ange? How are you?

- How are you guys? - Good.

- In the back of my head, I'm thinking something happened.

But, like, is it something good or something bad?

Yes.

So what are you guys doing?

- Well, we wanted to--

- ♪ You don't want no problems with me ♪

♪ 'Cause you gon' make me act up, act up ♪

- ♪ Not irate Beyoncé, and I'm enlightened ♪

♪ I touch down

- So what are you guys doing?

- Well, we wanted to try something different

today with you because we didn't want you to feel

like you were being ganged up on,

even though multiple people have issues.

But--

- Same old sh*t, different day.

- Ange, you really got to start taking, like--

- Do you acknowledge anything that's going on or--

- Oh, I acknowledge sh*t, but does anybody else?

- Yeah, but--

- Yeah, I mean, that's why we're here.

We're trying to get here to figure that out.

- Because we just don't understand

how it goes from kumbaya-ing in Miami to then,

like, we're your enemy, like, on your podcast.

- Now I literally projectile vomit

when I have to be around them.

- That was really hurtful. - Did I say your names, but--

I don't need a ghost writer, Mike.

- But it was insinuated it was us.

- Of course.

There's been a lot going on with me.

- But there's a lot going on with everyone.

That's an excuse. - It's not an excuse.

- It doesn't matter. - It's factual.

- Your life is no better

or different than anyone else's.

- I'm not saying it is.

It's been tough for me with, like, the family stuff,

my dog being sick, my relationship.

It's just been, like, a downward spiral

from a lot of sh*t.

I'm a little scared.

- I'm speaking for more than eight people.

I'm speaking for the whole entire unit.

Like, we all move as one.

- But that's the thing.

Like, I feel like I'm not part of the one.

And you guys can say it's all-- - But that's on you.

That's not on us anymore. - But it's not on--

- And you chose to sabotage it.

- If you want a friend, just be a friend.

Don't trash 'em, just--that's it.

- If you want to be in this family,

you have to put the f*cking work in.

You're not putting the work in.

Like, your life is so chaotic, Angelina, it is to a point

where none of us know what to do anymore.

We're afraid to move in the future with you.

There's only two options we see you going

at this point: jail or death.

[upbeat music]

- Ah, guys, it's the takeout.

- Ooh, yum.

- All right, let's eat.

- This is--I'm a sl*t for a crab rangoon.

Pork dumplings, fried rice.

Pass 'em around, guys.

Paper plates.

- Have you guys traveled anywhere lately?

Mike went to Turkiye.

- Wait, did you really?

- He's just trying to besmirch my reputation.

- Lauren's gonna k*ll me.

I don't like making fun of Mike when she's here.

- [chuckles] Did you get your hair done?

- I cannot confirm or deny, OK, such a erroneous rumor.

- Did it hurt?

- Um-- - Hypothetically--

- Hypothetically-- - --would you know?

- --it did hurt.

- Hopefully, they're making some good headway over there.

[bell dings]

- [sighs] Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

- [laughs] - OK?

- Well, it's been an hour.

So they have to be getting somewhere.

- When we left Miami, OK, you guys were

gonna come home with me.

And thank you so much for being there for me.

Like, both you and Nicole really did step up.

- So then why would you say the things that you

say on the podcast about us?

- Because I felt that way in the moment.

- I don't see Ron making a podcast

and trashing the people that are, like ride or die.

- It was a one-time thing and then I--and I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- You're willing to brush it under the rug

with a quick "I'm sorry."

And honestly, right now, sorry is not good enough.

[tense music]

You know, Angelina can say sorry every day, all day.

But it's about consistency and showing that you're sorry.

- I should have never said any of that.

I'm sorry. - All right, so that's it.

- I'm sorry that any-- like, anything

from my actions hurt you.

I'm so sorry I did that, by the way.

Whatever I did that hurt you, I'm sorry.

- Just don't go on live, because that literally

hurts all of our souls.

- I'm sorry.

- Sorry means nothing without momentum

and putting those words into use.

I don't think an "I'm sorry" is taking accountability.

- Do you guys want blood?

Like, what the f*ck do you guys want?

- I understand that at the end of the day,

you are going through terrible things.

I see it in the public.

It sucks.

I feel terrible for you.

I'm always gonna be empathetic to that Angelina.

I'm not gonna be empathetic towards the one that

is on a podcast trashing me and my friends.

I'm not.

- Mike, I'm full. - Is everybody done?

Vinny, why don't you help?

- Shut up, Sam.

- You should help.

- I swear, my main job is just constantly cleaning messes.

I sent you that message the other day--

- You did.

- --because I saw what you had shared.

- You're the sweetest.

- And I didn't know that you were going through that.

I really feel for Sam with what she's going through.

I can't speak for the journey of IVF

because it's not something I have experienced.

But I experienced my own version of fertility struggles.

- We got pregnant to--

- We got pregnant the night he got home,

and then it was /, weeks, and I miscarried.

It's not easy.

- It was nice to, like, hear that you've actually

went through it yourself. - Yeah.

- I thought that was, like, nice of you to text me

and tell me, so thank you.

- Yeah, of course.

- I'm sorry you had to go through that too.

- Yeah, it was really hard. Thank you.

It was really, really hard, and it was devastating.

- Nobody really understands

what it's like to go through a miscarriage

unless you go through it.

And it's one of the hardest things in life.

I'm better at talking about it now.

We had a miscarriage too.

- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

- But we went through the whole IVF thing and, like,

we had a miscarriage, and then we did it again

and it didn't work.

And now I'm still going through surgeries.

Like, this is my sixth one. But--

- Yeah.

- --I always have hope that there's light

at the end of that tunnel.

- There is not just one pathway.

There are so many different things--

- You're right. - --that can happen for you.

So, like, just don't lose faith.

- You're so right.

It really does help me stay positive and go

down the track of like, look, she had

her happy ending with Mike.

Me and Justin will have the same thing.

It really just gives me hope and makes me

want to manifest a beautiful outcome for my life one day.

- Now I have three freaking kids.

[laughs] So I'm like-- - I know.

- --it's very--like, it's a very promising future.

And I don't want you to ever feel like--

you know what I mean-- you don't have an avenue.

- You are so-- like, I feel so bad

that you actually went through it.

- Mm. - Thanks so much.

- You're welcome.

- ♪ Shut it up, shut it up

♪ Uh-huh

- Angelina, we're not the Housewives.

We don't hang with enemies.

Like, I am not going to a house to be with enemies.

I go there to be with friends.

- First of all, did I direct it at you?

I never directed--

- If you direct it at one of us,

you direct it at all of us. - Stop, Jenni.

Oh, come on.

- Listen, Ange, I'm here because it's like,

everything you're doing, I've done.

You hold everything in.

- Mm-hmm.

- And then you just explode.

And then you have vomit of the mouth,

and then you say things on podcasts

and you say things on live about people that have nothing

to do with why you're upset.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

- You can hear a pin drop in my house

because everyone is, like, on their toes right now.

I've been texting Ron like, dude,

what's up with the updates?

And it's crickets. - Nothing?

Ugh.

[tense music]

- You have to start owning the things that you do.

And if you feel a certain way and you're dealing with things,

stop putting yourself on an island

and expecting people to reach out to you.

- Why do I always have to say something?

- Because you have to let it off your chest.

- Because this is a family.

- Yeah, you have to let it off your chest.

- You want to be part of the family,

you can't go and talk so much sh*t about us

and then pretend that you can just show the f*ck up

on our next vacation and we washed our hands

of what you did for six weeks.

- Give me a break. - What?

I don't think Angelina realizes how her behavior affects us.

The mental load can take a toll on anyone,

and that kills the vibe for all of us.

We're at a place right now where

there's a choice to be made.

And you're actually able to make that choice,

whether it's good, bad, or indifferent.

We don't want you in a place where it's like Mike or Ron,

where it's a forced decision--

- You don't have a choice anymore.

- --where you don't have a choice anymore,

whether it's stepping away or holding yourself

accountable for your actions.

- I have.

Really. - Girl.

- Please. - But you haven't. When?

- I'm saying it right now.

I'll take accountability, but, like, I was stuck

and I felt that way in the moment.

- That's a step.

You have to admit it.

You have to-- so you lashed out.

- I lashed out. - OK, so that's--

OK, you lashed out, so you admitted it.

- That's my f*cking truth. - OK.

I think taking a step in the right direction

towards accountability.

I'm trying to help because it's like, Ange, I've been here.

And I'm--everything I'm saying to you is--

I've either experienced it or I've seen it.

And I'm not gonna say something to you if I

don't know anything about it.

- Are we gonna move forward with you or not?

- I don't know. - And if so, how?

Do you even want to?

- I want to.

I just--I don't know, like, how to do it. Like--

- You can come back to Mike's house.

- What house do you go-- what do you mean, tonight?

- Everyone's at Mike's right now for you,

to try and figure out a way to move forward.

- I don't really think I can do it.

- If Angelina doesn't show up to Mike's,

I feel like the damage is done and the writing's on the wall.

At least with this type of situation,

you get a chance to possibly

move in the right direction with us.

- It's very nice that everyone is very concerned.

But I have knots in my stomach,

and I'm just feeling very uneasy.

I don't know what to say.

- "I f*cked up."

- [sighs] Oh, f*ck my life.

- You're fine.

- Oh, OK.

♪

[phone whistles] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Ronnie said he just pulled up.

- OK. - Ooh.

- Let us pray.

- ♪ Feels like home

♪ You're a diamond in the rough ♪

- Thank you for, you know, doing this for me.

- Convincing you?

- All right, guys, brace yourselves.

- All right, let's go. - Let's go.

- [sighs] Pray for me.

I have no plan walking into this right now.

And the fear of not knowing is the worst thing ever.

I'm just gonna speak from my heart, and that's it.

[knocking]

I'm scared.

- Uh-oh. - Come in!

- Is it a prank?

- Oh, OK.

Oh. Hey, Ange, how are you?

- ♪ In the rough

- ♪ You're doing too much

♪ That's what they say to me

[knocking]

- Uh-oh. - Come in!

- She's with us.

- Oh, OK.

Amazing. Cool.

We're gonna have to talk to Angelina

and let her know that her actions

and behaviors has caused

us as a squad to question our future with Ange.

- Here we are.

- Guys, do you want to update us on how

everything went over there?

- I could start.

- Yeah, sure.

- I take accountability for everything I've said.

And, you know, I'm just sorry.

- Yeah, it's very big of you that you apologize.

That's definitely a very big step for sure.

- Thank you.

- It is.

- We told her, regardless of what anyone's going through,

that doesn't give us or anyone a right

to treat anyone like sh*t-- - %.

- --or talk badly. - Yeah.

- And she agreed.

- And we were like, oh, my God, like--

like, how did this happen?

What did we do?

- I don't even know what else to say.

Like, that's all I can say.

Like, really, like, I just--

I just--I'm sorry.

- When we go through these, like,

mountains of like, problems,

like everything that happened back in the day--

Angelina, you're the lice to my hair.

You guys are f*cked up.

That's f*cking gross!

I will never film with her again!

--whatever, we got past it.

But then it started happening more and more.

- I'm not f*cking done!

Stop f*cking interrupting me!

- Why are you yelling right now?

You're gonna stick up for her?

- How many times have I stuck up for you?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- All right. - Don't cry over this sh*t.

- No, 'cause it's f*cking frustrating.

- I know. - OK. All right.

- Like, how many times do we have to do this?

I'm done. - My thing--

I get anxious because I'm like,

when is this gonna come up again?

It affects me, especially the worrying

if I'm going to have a problem with you

and you're gonna bring it outside of this.

- I'm spilling all the tea.

Oh, I got so much [...] to say.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I don't want you to feel that way.

- Yeah.

- Seeing Deena like this is definitely eye-opening

'cause she's a very close friend of mine.

And I feel terrible that, like, some of the sh*t

that has transpired in our relationship

has, like, gotten her to this level.

And I feel bad.

I don't want to lose her as a friend.

I just feel terrible that you feel like that.

- You just--you just never know what you're gonna get

when you get home.

And that's what's scary to me, because we all keep it here.

- Yeah.

- I mean, where do we go from here at this point?

- I mean, with Mike and Ronnie, like, we--

it took a lot of time for them to put in

the work to prove to everybody that

they transformed and changed.

So, like, we used to see Ronnie on TMZ every week

and we'd be like, he's gonna be on TMZ again.

So I think that's the way people feel

about you and the meat-- like, talking and stuff.

So if you prove otherwise, then people will slowly be like, OK,

like, I can breathe around her.

Like, I trust her again. You know what I mean?

- Yeah. - It takes a lot of time.

- We've already talked about this and I've done it again.

- If you have a problem with us, come to us.

Don't put it on social media.

- Is that something that you're--

- That's fine.

If it's anything that has to do with this, I'll keep it here.

Sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it,

and it's f*cked up, so I just want

to take accountability for that as well.

- I don't know what the hell Ron and Jenni did,

but, oh, my God, I never in my life

have seen her apologize and take accountability

without like, throwing someone else under the bus

and making it their fault.

- We'll be with you every step of the way,

but we got to continue to go in the right direction.

Because if you start to go in the other direction--

[sighs]

--we--I mean, hope could be lost.

- Yeah, and I definitely don't want that.

- We don't want that for you. - Oh, no.

- You have all these people here that want you to stay

if you put the work in.

- If you're here and you're apologizing and saying,

look, like, from this day on,

I'm gonna do my best to be a better person in my own way,

I'm like, OK, cool.

Let me see it.

Like, everybody else here, they want to see you thrive.

- Are you talking to anybody? - I am.

- Are you seeing a therapist? - I do.

- Is he giving you the tools to handle this stuff?

- I think I should change. Maybe therapy--

like, another therapist for, like, to start, maybe.

- Yeah, you could start with that.

Hearing that Ange is willing to get help is a relief

because that's, like, a huge turning point,

because now it's like, I'm accountable and I want

to fix myself and do better.

- So where do I begin that?

- We will find a place for you that works best with you.

- OK. Thank you guys.

I appreciate it.

- First step is to put your hand up

and say, listen, I need help.

My life is unmanageable.

And here we are.

It's really an amazing thing that we

have gotten to this point because it's a big change.

- I'll go, like, tomorrow.

- I hope this is the start to a new beginning for you--

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

- --in a positive direction.

- Yes. - For real.

- Ange, you're in the room

with two people that did this and turned their life around.

OK? I actually wrote a book on it.

I did. It's on Amazon.

No, I'm joking. - My God.

Mike. - OK, let's go.

Once he starts plugging the book--

- Too soon? - Too soon.

- All right, all right, all right, listen.

I think that's it, guys.

- Told you it wasn't gonna be a m*ssacre.

- Thank God.

You know, my anxiety kicked in, and I was just

like--I don't know, like--

- You've done a lot of damage. - f*ck off!

- You're hurting her feelings. That's all.

- Stop it!

- You've done a lot of damage, b*tch.

- Oh, f*ck you, b*tch!

[laughter] f*ck you, b*tch.

- Feels good to just have love right now,

especially from the roommates all together.

It's full circle.

- Hey! - Angeliners, welcome back!

- Oh, my God. - What's up, girl?

- We've literally been through a lot of sh*t together.

- [screams] - Oh!

- We have had a lot of good times, me and the roomies.

all: and and and .

[laughter and yelling]

- Cheers to Angeliner.

- I can't with you. - Cheers.

- To Angeliners!

- Proud of you, Ange. You know?

- Let's put in the work. Ooh. Hear that?

- There you go. OK. - She's right.

- A big weight has been lifted off my shoulders from tonight.

But, you know, it doesn't stop here.

I gotta go and do work on myself.

- Goodbye. - All right.

Bye-bye! - Let's just do it.

- Are we just leaving?

Are we supposed to bow? Are we in f*cking--

[laughter]

- One day at a time!

- Mommy!

- We couldn't miss your big day.

- It means the world to have my mom with Joey

coming and supporting me.

- To the Snooki Shop!

- I mean, I feel like it's time to rage

and have a meatball day.

Nashville! Whoo!

Get me the f*ck out of here!

- ♪ The devil's got you beat

- All right, love you guys.

- ♪ Blame it on me, I'm in rare form ♪

♪ Spending money with this cash ♪

- Hello? - Yo.

What's up, Zaddy? What are you doing?

- Yo, what's good?

- I got good news.

Pauly hit me up, said he's going to be in town.

We know you got that marathon coming.

We're like, you know what?

We are going to train with you.

- Are the girls coming too?

- It's just gonna be me.

- Oh, sh*t, because they're in Nashville, right?

- ♪ Gonna take you on a wild ride ♪

- Let's do this.

Come on, Nashville.

- We're here for my grand opening

to my fourth Snooki Shop.

- Are you excited to cut the ribbon?

- This is, like, a big deal for me.

- It's Snooki Shop day. - Yes.

And I just hope this goes well.

- So what's the plan?

- The ribbon cutting is at : PM.

Hopefully, there's like, people.

'Cause I'm, like-- - There's gonna be people.

- Imagine no one shows up. Embarrassing.

- f*ck, you always say that.

- It's been crazy trying to open this frickin' store.

The first time we went to Nashville,

we didn't find a spot.

- Ew.

- It smelled like cigarettes and old vag*na.

And then it finally happened.

Literally took me a year to get this going.

And I'm just, like, so nervous because

I really want this to work.

Honestly, I was really sad that the girls couldn't come.

So meatball trip!

- Whoo-hoo!

- We're here.

- Note by Mint House.

Let's go, Dee. Whoo-hoo!

- I'm so excited. - Look at us in the big city.

- Oh, wow. - Ooh.

We have a little apartment, Dee.

Drinks!

Let's check out upstairs.

- Oh, my God. This is a meatball room.

I don't know if we're gonna make it

up here when we're here drunk.

- How are we gonna make it up three flights of stairs

when we're drunk? - Balcony.

- [gasps] Nashville!

- Oh, meatball!

I love it.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ When you get love

♪ You get love-bombed

- Let's go find this chooch.

- ♪ And you don't really care ♪

♪ What the people gotta say

- Today I am training myself for a marathon.

- Good to see you. Good to see you.

- Thanks for coming to the training session.

I like having my boys around because--

- It's training day, family.

- You're getting in running shape?

- Training day, kids.

- To be honest with you, there's no one else

I'd rather run away from than the fellas.

[laughs]

Training day, fellas.

You're Denzel. I'm Ethan Hawke.

- We'll put cases on all you b*tches!

He's like, OK, all right.

How many miles you gonna do?

- Oh, today is probably just a light day, to .

- Say what? - to ?

- That's a light day? - Yeah.

- Just because Vinny is training for a marathon--

- Any way we can get a ride?

- Oh, you guys are gonna jump on this?

- Let's do that. - Yes.

--doesn't mean that me and Pauly have to get sweaty.

- Oh, this is nice. - Oh, wow.

- This is nice.

- This is right in my wheelhouse right here.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Ooh, I'm tired. - Yeah.

- I'm tired.

- All right, well, I'm gonna warm up first.

- Oh, wow. Wow, look at this.

Look at this. Look at this.

I gotta get my phone out for this.

- That's how you warm up.

Come on, chooch!

You act like you ain't never ran a marathon before.

There we go. Come on.

High knees, Vinny! High knees! Come on.

- I'm gonna have to definitely get a hot dog, for sure.

Don't go--don't forget the hot dog stand.

- OK, hot dog stand.

How great is New York City?

Just pull over real quick.

There are snacks everywhere.

Can I get a pretzel with a little mustard on it?

Thank you so much.

Every street corner, there's pretzels.

Can't go to New York City and not get a pretzel.

There's hot dogs.

- That's a good dog right now.

- You can't come to the city and not have a hot dog.

We're in heaven right now.

- Faster, chooch! Pick it up!

- ♪ My cash flow never run out ♪

- Hi. Whoo-hoo!

Ma'am? - Thank you.

- Hi. How are you?

- Hi. Ooh.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, so I feel like I've been

doing, like, a lot of stuff.

I had my first PTA meeting, which I'm like--

but I love it.

I met with, like, the other lead class mom.

- Oh, my God.

I'd rather cut my f*cking arm off.

- I get to, like, organize all the parties.

- I just threw up in my mouth. [burps]

Not because of PTA, because--

[laughs]

- I actually pitched an idea to the PTA:

gingerbread house making for Christmastime.

- I don't know if I like you anymore.

- Sorry, girl. - [laughs]

I appreciate PTA moms, but it's not my cup of tea.

I'm in the parking lot with the moms drinking.

We have to get to the store.

What if no one's there?

- You're gonna have a whole thing.

I guarantee you, right now, everybody's lined up.

- I feel like there's no one there.

It's fine.

But I'm, like, so nervous if like, no one's there--

All right. Thank you guys.

--there's like, two people, like, embarrassing.

Oh, my God, I see it. - Are you excited?

- [screams] - Look at the line.

You were so nervous nobody was gonna come.

- There is literally a line down the block.

Thank freaking God, because I was gonna be so embarrassed

if nobody showed up.

[people screaming]

Yes, queens!

Love you!

This is going to be amazing.

- ♪ Let's do this right

- Whoo!

- It looks beautiful in here.

- Looking around the store, I'm like, oh, my God.

Giners, you did it. - Thank you.

- We are at The Snooki Shop. It's happening.

Everyone's having a good time.

So excited. - Whoo!

- It's a vibe.

- Can I come in?

- Joey! - Snooki.

Surprise, b*tch!

It's not just me.

I brought a surprise guest.

- Who? - Wait, Mom?

- Helen!

- Oh, sh*t! - Helen!

- Mama!

Mommy!

Am I, like, on cloud nine right now?

Like, oh, my God.

Mommy!

- We couldn't miss your big day.

- It means the world to have my mom with Joey

coming and supporting me.

- To The Snooki Shop!

- The Snooki Shop.

- We did it.

- The hottest store in town.

- [spits]

- [gasps] No.

No! - You spit on her?

Here, I'll get this all cleaned up.

- Now go cut the ribbon.

- Oh, my God.

We're gonna have so many meatballs coming in wanting

to buy Snook apparel.

So I'm like, you go cut the ribbon.

I'll clean up this place.

She's like a f*cking sprinkler, this b*tch.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah!

I love Nashville.

You guys are f*cking amazing.

And this is why I came here, so Nashville Snooki Shop,

let's go, b*tches!

[cheers and applause]

♪

I feel like Macy's, Filene's, like, I feel like I made it.

- I love it.

- ♪ Sunshine, it's a brand-new day ♪

- ♪ She walks in the bar looking Hollywood hot ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome to The Snooki Shop.

- I waited hours to see you here.

I drove /. - b*tch!

I'm so relieved that this was a success

because between the Nashville opening

and contacting my birth mom--

Whoo-hoo!

--there's--there's a lot going on in my life.

- This is a dream.

- Are you ready to go out tonight?

We're getting crazy. [phone rings]

- Snooki Shop Nashville. Can I help you?

- Now that, like, Joey's here,

I got my meatball, like, my mom's here--

I love you so much.

--I mean, I feel like it's time to rage

and have a meatball day.

- So nice meeting you guys!

I love the fact that Helen and Joey are coming along.

- Deener's two boot scootin' today.

- And Helen is a little meatball too.

She, like, loves her wine.

Ooh, it's a band!

Tootsies!

[country music]

- I mean, today could get dangerous.

Whoo!

- ♪ Trouble at your feet

♪ Living by the g*n

♪ The devil's got you beat

♪ Living by the g*n

♪ The devil

- Whoa!

- ♪ The devil's got you beat

- b*tch!

Get me the f*ck out of here!

- ♪ The devil

- Yeehaw, b*tches!

- ♪ The devil's got you beat

[cheers and applause]

- [vocalizing]

♪ You hear the beat

♪ Got the world on a string

♪ To live forever you'll do anything ♪

- My love, do you want a snack?

- Yes. - What do you want?

- Pickle, man. - OK, my love.

I made banana pudding.

- Oh, nice.

Right now, I'm looking at the schedule,

and actually, I have a Foxwoods date.

That's in Connecticut. - OK.

- So I was thinking about texting the g*ng.

Maybe they can come with, see Pauly D in action.

- OK.

- I feel like inviting the roomies to Foxwoods is perfect.

It's just enough away for them to get out of Jersey,

but it's close enough where they

don't have to travel too far.

Foxwoods.

Yeah, buddy.

Let's see what they say.

- Do you want me to make something for dinner?

- Yeah, something with chicken?

[phone dings] - Oh, it's Pauly.

- Foxwoods this weekend.

- Let's get it. - Yeah, buddy.

- Foxwoods this weekend. Yeah, buddy.

- Oh, looks like I'm going to Foxwoods.

- You've been stuck in the house, recovering and resting.

- I know, right?

- Get out and have some fun.

- I'm so looking forward to Foxwoods

so I can just reset, relax before my next transfer,

but also have a great time with my roommates.

- The whole crew's going?

- I don't know who's going.

He said the whole family is invited.

I don't know what that means. - Hmm.

Yeah.

- We shall see.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ We got each other, we're one ♪

♪ Pick me up and I'm done

♪ Let me hear you out

- It's a great day to have a great day.

- Yo, there he is.

- What's up, brother? How are you?

So last time you were out here with us

was a groundbreaking day.

- It was huge for Ange.

She took accountability.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm talking

about the whole Sam of it all, OK?

- I would never throw my friends under the--

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

- Wow, this is growth. - Aw, this is nice.

- This is growth. - Wow.

- I didn't even know what to say at first.

I was kind of like--

- Everyone was like--

- [laughs] - --wait a second.

- Wait a second, wait. - Are we good?

- This is definitely a big step

for mine and Sam's dynamic, you know?

I think that she's happy in her life

and she's happy with who she's with,

and I think that that's big.

And I'm very happy for her.

You know, hopefully, in the future,

there's not that weirdness there, you know?

- Yeah.

- There's progress and there's growth.

And I'm just happy that we're at where we're at.

- I guess that's proof that, you know, time does heal,

you know-- - People grow.

- --you know, sometimes. - You know, people grow.

- And people grow and mature, and we're

going in the right direction as a squad

and a family, you know?

- I don't think I'll be invited to the wedding.

- Are you sure? - [laughs]

- You never know.

You never know.

- Thanks for the flight, boo.

[cork pops] - Oh!

- He's here!

- Make some noise!

- Come on.

♪ Come on

- He's getting ready to charge me.

- That is a nice c*ck.

- What the f*ck is going on?

- I feel spirits.

- Ange, what did it just say?

- It said, be careful what you wish for.

- No way. I'm out.