08x08 - Jamaica Bound

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

- James. - Yo.

- My barber cuts .'s hair.

There is a ton of tea.

- She doesn't let him do that.

- Why is the f*cking barber getting involved?

I see who he is.

- [screams]

- I filmed a horror movie.

- She's a director.

- Like, what?

- We're all going to Jamaica.

[all cheering]

- Peanut's not going to make it, and it's not good.

- Wait, what?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪

[soft music]

♪

- I just saw Angie's social media post.

Peanut actually passed away.

Oh, my God.

I feel terrible for Ange.

Losing Peanut may have her spiral.

And I'm nervous for her, because she's been

working on herself, and been doing really well.

[line ringing]

- Hey. - Hey.

Are you OK?

- Not really. No, Sam.

- I'm really-- - I'm so bad.

- I feel absolutely terrible for everything

that you're going through right now.

I know Peanut's your baby.

- Thank you. - And it breaks my heart

that you're going through this right now.

I feel so terrible.

- Yeah.

She declined so quickly out of nowhere.

It was the craziest f*cking thing.

- Ange just sounds absolutely heartbreaking.

- The hardest thing for me to just tell the doctor

to come in, finally after I held her for a while,

I just loved her and just said,

thank you for being my best friend.

Thank you for everything you've done for me.

- You know, losing an animal,

it's just something so devastating.

I feel like they're like humans.

And it's just, it's so hard to let go of

because they're in your life for so many years.

- Yeah.

- And they just are there with you through everything.

And it's just like, it's just so sad.

I feel absolutely so terrible for you right now.

I hope that she can find some sort of way

to keep going in a positive direction,

and not lose sight of herself.

You're going to go through a little bit of a rough time

right now, but it's all going to be OK.

Just know that.

And know that you have us.

You have me.

You have us as your family,

like if you ever need to lean on someone.

We're all here for you.

- Thank you for that. - You know?

- You know I don't have too many people.

So I really appreciate you saying that.

All right, Sam. - All right, Ange.

- Thank you so much.

- Call me if you ever-- you're welcome.

Call me if you ever need anything.

- ♪ Make somebody move

♪ Make somebody move

♪ Make somebody move, make somebody move ♪

- What the f*ck?

Pauly.

Oh, my God.

I've been training for the New York City marathon.

- Come on, Chooch.

You acting like you ain't never ran a marathon before.

- We're gonna start.

- Oh, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

- Come on. - I'm not ready for this.

- So I'm excited.

I'm nervous, of course.

Like, it's going to be the hardest physical thing

I've ever had to do in my life.

Tito, what do I do with all this pizza?

I'm not going to lie.

Pauly doesn't do this for everybody.

You know, I mean, I feel like this is extra special.

I know you would eat it.

[hip-hop music]

- You look excited for something.

- Yeah, because we're going to Jamaica.

- Yeah!

I can't wait.

- Speaking of, I need to tell Rochelle.

She's going to be so excited. - Oh, yeah.

Tell Rochelle. Yeah, yeah.

- Let me call her. - I love Rochelle. She's dope.

Nikki's friend Rochelle lives in Jamaica.

And she's really cool.

I've met her a bunch of times.

She comes to Vegas a lot.

She's like a sister to Nikki.

both: Guess who's going to Jamaica!

- Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

- Yes. We are too. - Whoo-hoo!

- You guys are going to be my tour guides.

- Yep.

- Yeah, the patties.

And we got to meet your mom.

Nikki talks about her a lot.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- She's like my second mom. You know, so, like--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get really excited to see how excited

Nikki is to show me her life.

I met all of her friends, all of her family before.

But I never met Rochelle's mom, who basically raised her.

She's the mom figure in her life.

And she always was growing up.

And you got to meet the whole g*ng.

Let me warn you, my g*ng, we do damage.

[people screaming] - Sick.

- Oh, my God.

- I will f*ck you up, you stripping b*tch.

- Who the f*ck does that?

- Who's not getting it? [screaming]

- Ow, Angelina, ow!

We're not actually fighting, you wh*re!

- Bottom line.

- Oh, my God. It's going to be crazy.

- I know.

[Jamaican accent] We're going on a vacation.

[laughs]

- ♪ We'll be sticking to the plan ♪

♪ What you know about it

♪ How to get it out the mud

♪ What you know about it

- Vin? - Yeah.

- I brought you carbs.

- Pauly sent me pizzas for miles.

I can't eat all this.

- OK.

Yeah, but you're going to eat this.

Little pasta?

This is vegetables and carb.

You can't go wrong.

You ready, Vin?

- As ready as I ever will be. - I know.

I see some people, it takes them like, hours.

- That's a lot.

- They give you water, Vin?

- Yeah, Ma.

- What about Gatorade,

so your blood sugar can't drop?

Good? - Mm-hmm.

- Good?

[upbeat music]

- Carbs. - Oh, my God.

- Carbs are here. I got pasta.

What the f*ck?

- You guys took carb-loading to a different level.

- You're going to eat the whole thing.

- I don't think Italian people understand

what carb-loading is.

- This is f*cking delicious. My God.

- It's for him for the marathon.

- I mean, Italians carb-load all year round.

- Are you running the marathon? - I'm always running.

I'm running now.

- So you're carb-loading?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Guys, Ma, leave it.

I have to go to sleep.

I have to be up at : in the morning.

- Oh. - I'm taking this with me.

What the f*ck? - You can take it with you.

Big day tomorrow. Biggest day of my life.

Take your pasta.

- Give me a glass of wine to go with it.

- Come on. - I don't have wine.

I don't have wine.

So everyone needs to just let me go to bed.

I'll see you tomorrow. - I'll see you tomorrow.

- I'll be running with you. - OK.

- With my car.

- Shut up.

[door closes]

[soft music]

- ♪ Hey, you

♪ You seem down

♪ Looks like you've been crying ♪

♪ For some time now

- Oh, who's this from?

Wow, that's so nice.

The last day has been really tough.

Peanut passed away.

Every time I talk about Peanut, I cry, man.

- ♪ These things take some time to shake ♪

- You were a great mommy to Peanut.

Love you. Dana.

People have been really there for me.

And all the roommates have been really supportive.

But Vinny . has not been in touch.

No.

There are people that should have

been here that aren't here.

And those are the people that

I'll never forget what they did.

., he showed up after she had passed away.

And he started fighting with me in the f*cking room

while the dog was dead on the table.

- Hi. - Hey.

I just got your gift.

I just, I miss her.

I miss her a lot.

I love you. Thank you.

This means the world.

Bye.

- ♪ Don't need nobody to roll ♪

♪ No, stacking my green like I fill up my plate ♪

♪ Gucci on me, you know we celebrate ♪

♪ Slay, what we do, we get higher every day ♪

♪ Fly, nothing new, starting fires day to day ♪

- So today is one of the biggest days

of my life, bucket list item,

running the New York City Marathon.

This is huge.

. miles for the first time in my life.

I've had a couple of setbacks on my training.

Had the flu, broken toes,

which is making me feel a little nervous right now.

But I've been putting in the work and the discipline.

So it's now or never.

- Fire!

[cannons firing]

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Let's go!

I'm from Staten Island.

You know how many times I've driven over this bridge?

The New York City Marathon,

the whole theme of it is charity.

Mile down.

- Let's go.

- Everybody's running for a cause.

miles in.

We're entering Brooklyn.

There's a helicopter on top of me.

I wanted to run for something that I can relate to.

- Mind over matter.

So it's an all mental game now.

- And I go through times where the anxiety,

it gets so overwhelming.

And running has been there for me,

especially during hard times.

That really kind of helps with my anxiety disorder.

Energy is crazy.

Mile .

So the charity I chose to run for is called NAMI NYC.

It offers free mental health services for people

in the New York City area.

- Atta boy, Vin.

Atta boy, Vin.

[cheers and applause]

- Best part about the marathon is, like, it's a holiday.

[cheering]

People are tracking you from your Instagram.

And, like, a lot of fans came out.

And they would cheer me on.

We got the know! We got the know!

To be cheered for and supported,

I kind of feel like Superman.

[cheering]

- Go, Vinny, go!

You got it.

[cheering]

- Go, Vinny!

- Mile .

We're in the park now.

♪

- Get to that finish line, baby.

- Go, Vinny.

- Go, Vinny!

- I finished it.

- Vinny.

- ♪ Fingers in the air

- I made pretty good time.

I finished in hours and minutes.

- Vinny.

- I never thought that I would run the New York City marathon.

But once I put my mind to something,

I figure out a way to do it.

- It was an amazing feeling.

My body hurts.

- ♪ Come on, 'cause I mean it ♪

- I am actually blacking out

from how many people are in this theater.

I'm so thrilled to present my passion project, "Devon."

[cheers and applause]

- International traveler-- still a felon, though.

There's no not making this flight for me.

Come on.

Hurry up.

I am so close to missing it.

- Yeah, I don't think Ange's going to make it.

- ♪ I've been on a roll, I've been doing big things ♪

♪ Not in it for the money

♪ I've been chasing my dreams ♪

- Oh, my God. - Are you OK?

- I'm going to puke.

Today is the day, "Devon" movie premiere day.

And I never thought I would get the opportunity

to sell my movie, let alone have a premiere for it.

It's insane that the world is going to see my work.

But I have never been so nervous in my life.

I just don't want people to make fun of my movie.

- Stop.

They're not going to make fun of it.

- I love those.

Please let me have some.

- Yeah.

Aunt Deena can't make it tonight.

Can you read it for me? - Yeah.

"We are all so proud of you.

"And today is going to be fabulous.

Deena, Chris, CJ, and Cami."

- Aw.

That's really sweet.

[hip-hop music]

♪

- Oh, hello, ladies.

How are you?

- Yes.

- Oh, my God. Are you ready?

- We're ready. Are you ready?

- I am so ready.

I'm so excited.

BDS likes to make a statement.

So knowing that it is a horror movie,

and Jenni's first,

and how big she's into horror.

So it's going to look like "Purge" meets "Godfather II."

I took it upon myself to book a makeup team.

So we're going to keep it, like, skull, but--ooh.

OK. - Yeah?

- Yeah. Very cool.

- Hey, boo. - How are you?

- Good. Mwah.

- Hi. - Sam.

- Hi.

- What is this look?

Like, what is it called?

- Um... - Spooky.

- Oh, hell no.

- That's like me hungover after Karma.

[screaming]

- ♪ Hold on tight, it's a wild ride ♪

- It's the leather slides up.

- Hold on, I can't... [speaking indistinctly]

- ♪ Good time, I've been ready to go ♪

- It's the leather.

Leather queen right now or something

I don't know.

- I don't know if these boots are going to last,

but here we are.

Help me up. - Dang.

- I can't bend.

- You look good, baby. - Thanks.

Tonight, I'm going for, I don't know,

like, I guess a little bit of a dominatrix.

Oh, I can't bend for sh*t.

Oh.

Reminds me of like, 's Pam Anderson.

Oh, my God.

- How are you going to go to the bathroom in that?

- ♪ You got me

- Oh, hi.

- White stuff on your face.

- Do you know that we have a friend that just ran .--

- Oh, yeah.

Congrats, Vin.

- It's been a tough recovery process.

You know, I'm walking like I just left a Diddy party.

- Not many people do that.

Why do people enjoy this?

- They had to carry me like this.

- Why does Vinny love running miles?

But I'm, like, really proud of him.

And he did awesome.

I tried to run a mile the other day.

I was like, oh, my God. - Really?

- Screw this.

- Do you plan on getting drunk tonight?

- f*ck yeah, I want to be drunk during my movie.

The f*ck. - [laughs]

- Guys, does anybody know if Ange is here yet?

- She just lost Peanut.

She probably wants to be alone.

- I don't think that's good.

- I agree.

I know how it feels to lose a pet,

or a member of your family.

And when you're in the thick of it,

sometimes you can't see through the fog.

- I don't know.

[somber music]

- I'm so proud of Jenni.

She's a movie producer, director.

And I just want to be there for her.

But yeah, it hasn't been good since Peanut's passing.

- When I called to say sorry about Peanut,

she did make a comment like, maybe I'll skip it.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Oh, Mike.

Wow.

Look what you're doing.

- Angelina, are you getting any makeup?

- I don't know.

- I love that Angelina's here to support Jenni.

I know this is a lot, like, emotionally.

Like, I just feel for her so much.

- Jenni's coming here to do makeup too?

- She doesn't know we're doing this.

- Oh, she doesn't know? - Mike set it up.

- Oh, nice.

- How are you doing, Ange?

You OK?

- Not that great.

- Yeah.

- I'm really sorry about what happened.

- Oh, my God.

I think I cried the hardest I've ever cried.

- Oh, for Mose?

- With Mose. - Oh.

- Oh, my God.

- And I think our options are going to be

pretty limited to what we can offer him now.

We're looking at somewhere between three to six months.

- I thought we could save him.

You know?

- And me.

- Second guessing, like, if I did as much as I could.

- Same. I'm doing the same. - For him.

- You know? - Yes.

- No, Ange, it was her time, unfortunately.

- Yeah.

- But I definitely know what you're going through.

And-- - Thank you.

- And I think in time, it does get a little better.

- It'll--I'm sure, time.

But yeah.

That was my first baby ever.

You know?

I was home with Peanut.

Right, P?

Come on, PP. - Come on, Peanut.

- Come on, P.

- She's going to get loose at some point.

- She's going to piss all over everyone's f*cking door.

- Peanut is tuned into you.

She is your real-life angel.

- Hey, P.

Peanut just cared about me.

And she loved me.

And I loved her so much.

Thank you, P.

I just hope one day, I will see her again.

- ♪ In the place we used to be ♪

♪ Mm

♪

- May she rest in peace.

[upbeat music]

- All right. - Oh, wow.

- Oh, my gosh. - Whoa!

- That looks creepy.

- It's extra AF.

- I had a vision.

And the vision was ex*cuted.

To say it was extra, it was extra as f*ck.

- Always got to be the center of attention.

Of course, Mike had to make the movie premiere about him.

But that's Mike.

- Uh, I'm here. - You're running?

Mike? - Hi, neighbor.

- Why are you-- - Doing?

What the f*ck?

- You didn't come underdressed.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you came for costume night too.

- No, no. Listen.

- Look, guys. I got my medal.

I didn't realize I had it.

And I won't, like, show off or anything.

You know I mean? Like, I won't--

- You should be proud of yourself.

- Obviously, it's a big deal that he ran, like,

all those freaking miles.

But like, bringing your medal in your backpack,

and like, showing everyone?

- I won't show off or anything.

- I won't, like--

- Are you seven?

- I won't talk about it anymore.

You know? - It's fine.

♪

- ♪ We're the stars of the show ♪

♪ We're the glitterati

♪

♪ This is what we want, when we want ♪

♪ We're the glitterati

[cheers and applause]

- My movie premiere is finally here.

And this is my first movie.

Oh, my God. I'm going to puke.

It has taken me over four years to get to this point,

and I'm so nervous.

Hopefully, everyone likes it, and I don't get ridiculed,

because I'll cry endlessly.

Have you seen my roommates yet?

- Not yet.

- ♪ Yeah I do this with my squad, ain't no love ♪

- Oh, my goodness. You're scary.

- Hi.

It's a big day for Jenni.

I'm excited to see her movie.

I'm excited just to support Jenni.

She needs her fam there.

- Oh, my God. I'm about to get some popcorn.

- And apparently, the f*cking Undertaker.

[dramatic music]

[laughs]

♪

- Oh, you're here, finally!

Wait, what's on your face? - Do you like it?

- I love it. - [speaking indistinctly]

- I realize that they have horror makeup on,

like special effects.

Someone finally beat you up for your actions.

Vinny looks like he got punched in the face.

This is actually really great.

[laughs]

- Do you die?

- But then there's Mike.

And Mike looks like he's still in "Halloween."

I don't know what's happening, but I love that

he's taken it to another level.

- Holy sh*t.

This is like a red carpet.

[camera shutters snapping]

This is like Jersey's finest.

- Am I going to be scared?

- You have the Housewives here,

you have, like, influencers.

- Two classy wh*res.

- Look, Jenni.

- Oh, we got a real one? Not a selfie. OK.

- Jenni does seem nervous, but let me tell you.

She looks like one hot piece of a*s.

- I have to open my, like, legs so I don't look weird.

- Damn, girl.

If I was, like, you know, a l*sbian,

I would definitely go for you.

Everyone knows I love a catsuit.

[cat meows]

- ♪ I ain't been broke in a minute ♪

♪ Feels good when I hop in it, hit the clutch ♪

♪ No it ain't raining

- I'm hungry, man.

- Me too, man.

- What are we going to eat?

- You know what I'm feeling for?

- Italian food. - Nah.

- Come on, man.

- Jamaican, man.

- Oh, you want Jamaica.

- Jamaican.

You're Jamaican me crazy.

- Starting route to Paradise Place Jamaican Cuisine.

- Mmm.

With Nikki and I's life on the go, on the go,

I'm in and out, I'm in and out, it's really nice to actually

stop, have us some date time.

So now that we're going to Jamaica,

I'm trying to get familiar with the Jamaican cuisine

and experience the Jamaican culture where Nikki's from.

- Everything we make is flavor and spice and--

- Everything nice?

Ever since I met Nikki, she talks so highly about Jamaica

and how much she loves it, how great the food is.

So I can't believe we're finally going to Jamaica.

I want to take you to Jamaica.

- No.

Let's go!

- Yeah.

- What food do you like better, Italian food or Jamaican food?

- Jamaican food.

- You like Jamaican food better than Italian food?

- Yeah. - Who says that?

They don't have lasagna.

They don't have chicken parm. - We have better.

We have oxtail.

We have jerk chicken.

We have beef patties.

- I like Jamaican food.

I do, but--

Italian has the best cuisine in the world.

In the world.

- We need to go get our seats, because I feel like the movie's

going to start soon. - All right, let's go.

- So let's everybody. - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Guys. Guys, wait a second.

♪

Hi, how are you?

If you're going to the movies,

you're going to get some snacks.

Big pretzels. I want pretzels.

So we'll take two.

Let me get two popcorns, nachos and cheese.

Can you put butter on it?

Oh, my God, I can't wait to sit down and watch.

Yeah, this is the best day of our life right now.

[tense music]

- Oh, hey, guys.

What are you doing?

[cheering]

- Whoo!

- You're here for little old me?

- Yay!

- I'm actually blacking out

from how many people are in this theater.

This is family.

This is friends.

These are colleagues who have no idea

how this movie turned out.

So no pressure.

I'm so thrilled.

I want to cry to present my little COVID-born

passion project, "Devon."

[cheers and applause] - Let's go!

- So proud of you.

I love you so much. - I love you so much.

- Let's go!

♪

[exciting music]

♪

[music winding down]

[ominous music]

- Hello!

[heavy breathing]

[screaming]

- This movie is so scary.

[screaming]

♪

- I would love to have been an actor in this.

I would have been f*cking great.

[screaming]

- But when people are genuinely scared, I'm like, oh, my God.

It worked.

Everything's hitting the way it's supposed to.

And I'm just so relieved

that people are, like, liking my movie.

I'm shocked.

[screaming]

[cheers and applause]

- I am so proud of my boo.

I knew she was always a boss b*tch.

But like, also, b*tch,

I didn't know that you could write.

But I guess she has done this once before.

- The first night at Bed, when you left crying--

- This is going to be so bad.

[cheers and applause]

- I'm covered in popcorn.

The stress is officially lifted.

Let's go to town and get drunk.

I'm so excited to celebrate the hard work.

Hold on. I got tequila.

I believe the afterparty really solidifies

a great movie premiere.

So tonight, I'm going all out.

- ♪ Let the money talk

♪ 'Cause the money, it say so ♪

♪ Euro, pound, yen, or the peso ♪

♪ Dinero, dinero, let's count up the zeros ♪

- Uncle Nino!

Thank God he wasn't in the movie theater.

Because who knows what he would have screamed.

- You look good, Uncle Nino.

- You look great.

- Oh, yeah. Wine. I know.

Wine does the body good.

- ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha, laughing my way to the bank, bank ♪

- I almost wet my f*cking pants.

- You f*cking would.

Everyone surprisingly loves it.

And honestly, so do I.

- Thank you.

Tonight's been way better than I thought.

So is there a chance

we'll make another film?

- Oh, yeah.

- I feel like I'm just getting started.

Go me.

- Movie season two.

Put me in it. - OK, OK.

I promise. I promise.

- I could be a crazy person.

- You'll be the first mob boss to die.

seconds in.

- ♪ No time for the chitchat

♪ Tryna get the ching-ching

♪ Then I kick back, kick back ♪

- Love me some Jamaican food.

- We know you do.

- Ms. Shernette.

- Hey.

- Hello.

- Paradise Place is a vibe.

- I brought Mr. Man with me.

- Hi.

Nikki, when she greets Shernette,

it's almost like she's one of Nikki's aunties,

like they've been knowing each other for years.

- Where did you grow up?

- St. Thomas.

St. Anne.

It's a lot of saints in Jamaica.

You want jerk chicken, right?

- Yes.

- I want oxtail, rice, and peas.

I'll try the wings if you have wings.

Thank you. - Thank you.

I'm getting more and more excited for Jamaica.

To Jamaica. - To Jamaica.

- And I can't wait.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

This looks amazing.

- I've never had the wings.

Ooh.

- Damn, look at that.

- It just melts in your mouth.

I love coming here because it feels like I'm back in Jamaica.

I miss Jamaica.

- What do you miss the most?

- The beach, the vibes, the food.

I would always come home from church

and we just run to the kitchen because everybody's just

waiting for Sunday dinner.

- Yeah.

Yeah, that's how Italians-- it's the same.

Isn't that funny?

We do the same exact thing.

Going to Jamaica, this is a really big deal.

Ever since I met Nikki, she would always

talk so highly about Jamaica

and how much she loves it.

- Even the parties, like the local parties,

it's outside, kind of like a hangout.

- And now, we're finally going to Jamaica.

Ooh, I'm getting full, my love.

- Me too.

- ♪ It's a new day

♪ I'm feeling good, feeling good ♪

- You need a microphone.

- No, I don't need a microphone because this is for you.

- Attention. - What?

No, no, no.

It's attention to Vinny.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Because every year, we somehow land on your birthday.

My premiere was actually booked on Vinny's birthday.

And I feel bad.

I feel-- - Oh, sh*t! That's right!

- So sorry that again, another year goes by.

- It's your party.

- Every year, we're always doing something else

rather than Vinny's birthday.

- My birthday is in three days!

- Oh, my God.

Your birthday?

- Party for Vinny.

- We'll pass.

- Let freedom reign.

- [cheering]

- This is the party? - Yeah.

This is your party.

[laughter]

- Wait, is it still my birthday?

- No. No.

That's over.

Take the shirt off. - Look at him.

- It's an engagement party.

Let's go!

- So I'm like, fine.

I'll do something for your g*dd*mn birthday.

So I had Tao make you a cake.

- Oh. - That's actually really nice.

Thank you.

- We want to just all wish you a happy birthday.

- This is super nice, especially because

this is Jenni's party.

- Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Vinny.

- We love Vinny.

Happy birthday.

- Get it, Vin.

It's your birthday.

Happy birthday, Vin. - Vinny.

Vinny. Vinny.

- Do I blow it out?

- Vinny.

- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

- Happy birthday.

- Oh.

Are you OK? - Oh, my God.

Did the cake just drop?

Oh, my God, Vinny.

- Poor Vinny.

Why is his birthday always, like, a weird thing?

- Uncle Nino, pick up the cake.

- Uncle Nino, pick up the cake.

Uncle Nino.

- Pick it up.

- Pick the cake up.

- At this point, like, no.

I don't have a birthday.

OK?

My birthday doesn't exist to you people anymore.

Don't even say my birthday as a joke.

- Joke's on you.

It's not your f*cking birthday.

It's my f*cking party.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Yep, this is what I planned.

The actress that brought it out,

I may even might hire her for the next movie.

- I'm going home.

What is going on?

- I love you, Vin, but it's not your night.

- Guess you're not that important.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ We taking over

- Packing for Jamaica.

Packing for Jamaica.

Packing for Jamaica.

I can't believe we're packing for Jamaica.

How dope is that?

My love, you're going home.

I'm so excited to go to Jamaica.

I never been.

And Nikki's been talking about it every day

for the whole time I've known her.

This is going to be so fun.

I know everybody's excited

to see where you come from.

You're going to have to show us your life.

- Yeah, there's so much to do, so little time.

- And this is going to be really cool

to share this experience of learning

about Nikki with my roommates.

But I have this plan for Nikki and I

to go to Jamaica a day earlier.

I'm excited for this trip, man.

- Yeah, that'll be really fun to meet the fam.

- No, definitely.

Me and Nikki, we need some alone time

for that first day, man.

We're going to do some, like, her-and-I stuff.

And then we'll meet up with everybody else.

- Yeah, yeah.

That's definitely a good idea.

- Our first night in Jamaica alone is also

Nikki and I's anniversary.

So I want to have nice, romantic dinner

on the beach before my roomies get there.

Is that enough?

- That's more than enough.

[lively music]

- This is the first time to the islands

out of the country with The Situation family.

Oh, honey. Here we go.

We are going to Jamaica technically a day early.

Pauly said he wanted some alone time with Nikki

for their fifth anniversary.

But you know what I mean?

We're fam.

And he's going to be so happy.

International traveler coming through.

We have a situation.

I'm off probation.

And everybody knows there's that family member

that that you're on the outs with.

I was on the outs with my uncle, my Uncle Sam.

The government, for some reason,

took away my passport many years ago.

But we're back.

When Uncle Sam takes away your passport,

and your freedom for over a decade, it's a thing.

What's happening?

They gave me the passport back.

Can go out the country now.

My first international trip with the squad

since I was able to get my freedom back.

They let the boy out of the country.

Yeah.

- I'm so proud of you.

- International traveler.

- Oh, look.

- International traveler.

Still a felon, though.

- Listen, sometimes, you know,

absence makes the heart grow fonder.

And that has been the case with Mike and his passport.

- Do you have to deal with this the whole way?

- Yes.

- My friend makes movies. - Oh, my God.

- My friend makes movies.

This is JWOWW.

- You have no idea how excited I am

for this vacation right now.

- I feel like you're an accomplished movie maker.

- Like, I was in the weeds because

"Devon" took over my life.

And I just needed Jamaica, I think, more than anybody.

I think we're boarding.

- Oh, my God. Let's go. - Yeah.

New developments in the streets.

I got some tea from James the Barber,

saying that Ange is seeing other people.

There are some rumors in the streets

that there are new dudes.

- He did bring that up to me, Vinny.

- Oh, sh*t.

To be honest with you, the rumors,

I don't think they're true.

But . is on Hinge,

which means sh*t's about to get unhinged.

- What flight was she supposed to be on?

- She's supposed to be on this flight.

- Oh, she ain't making it. - No.

- Hurry up. Come on. Hurry up.

There's no not making this flight for me.

Where are we going? Come on.

Hurry up.

I am so close to missing it.

- Yeah, I don't think Ange is going to make it.

I need, like, relaxation.

And I need a distraction.

This is my first trip riding solo in a while.

I had just lost Peanut not even a week ago.

And then also, me and ., we broke up.

So I'm not in a relationship anymore.

I'm dehydrated.

- Off abroad we go.

- I made it on a plane for the first time ever.

Oh, f*ck.

I'm going to be late.

Can you tell them to f*cking hold the plane?

- Ange missed her flight. And she's still not--

- Typical. - We gotta go.

- Hurry up.

- I missed my flight, but don't worry.

I booked another flight, and I'm on my way.

- Hallelujah.

I'm actually going on a plane

when I was booked to get on it.

I made it on a plane.

Hi. - Hi.

- So happy.

Now, the roommates could not give me any sh*t about it

because I'm on the flight with them.

- She made it. - I made it.

- Hey.

- I made it. - You made it.

- Oh, my God.

- She made it by the skin of her teeth.

- Angelina.

- I'm curious if it's because this is Angelina's

first trip in a while without Peanut or ..

I feel like she's putting in the effort to have a good time.

♪

- ♪ Easier

[upbeat music]

♪ Boy, easier

♪

[indistinct PA announcement]

- Passengers only.

- Welcome.

- Oh, look.

Michael Sorrentino.

- Are you guys felon friendly?

- Always.

- Always.

- Felon friendly.

- Ooh, it is nice out.

- Smells like freedom. - What?

- That's how you know you're in Jamaica, because it gets hot.

- Oh, my.

This is beautiful.

- I'm going to go in the back so you guys don't smell me.

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Ange, I can actually smell you right now.

- Come on. - Swear to God.

- Look at this guy. You see that cop?

- I feel like we're drifting.

You know you're not in America when

sh*t like this goes down.

We are weaving and wobbling with a cop escort.

OK.

- Wow.

This guy is wild. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Guy's in between two lanes.

The cop is in front of us

driving on the wrong side of the road.

This m*therf*cker is gangster.

- Scary.

- Like, we're just bulldozing people.

I feel like my life is in danger right now.

This f*cking car ride is going to end my life.

[brakes screeching, horn honking]

- Our life is on the line right now on the way to the hotel.

- Whoa.

- You need to tell the driver not to be on that side.

- We can't even tell the driver to slow down.

- What the f*ck is he doing?

- He's like, I know what's best, m*therf*cker.

And he's not slowing down for sh*t.

- Ow. Ow.

- Oh, my God.

Can you record him?

- I pulled out my camera just to videotape

my last seconds on Earth so that they can get to

the black box and see what happened.

- Lord, have mercy.

[horn honking]

- Can we just slow down and not risk it all?

- . is trying to besmirch you.

- Whatever spews out of that kid's mouth,

there's no truth to it. - There you go.

- I got proof.

More is on the way.

- OK.

- More is on the way.

- The truth will be revealed in Jamaica.

- This one is probably going to be one of our best vacations.

- I hope so.

- ♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go

- Look at this guy.

You see the cop?

On an escort to the Montego Bay.

- All right.

Welcome to Jamaica.

- We made it.

- Oh, wow.

Look at this festiveness.

[upbeat music]

- Is that a person on stilts? What the hell?

Oh, wow. - Oh, damn.

- Let's go.

- Honey, look.

Here you go, honey. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - OK.

- Welcome to Royalton Blue Waters.

Ya mon. Ya mon. Ya mon. Ya mon.

Ya mon. My name is Leo.

I'm going to be one of the two butlers looking after you.

Right this way for check in.

- Let's go.

- Oh, hey, Leo.

I get a butler.

Like, am I fancy?

- Let me hear you say ya mon.

- Ya mon. - Ya mon.

- Follow me all the way to the seventh floor.

- Ooh.

I like this diamond club service.

Ooh.

- Beautiful.

- Wow.

Look at this place.

- This is what you call the chairman's suite.

- Wow.

This is beautiful.

This view is incredible.

The ocean is, like-- this is not a Jersey ocean.

It's so clean and crisp.

- Before we talk about the room,

let's talk about the restaurants.

- Wait a second.

You're speaking my language.

What's happening?

- We have so many different restaurants.

- Ooh-la-la.

I have entered. [laughs]

- Let's start off with the signature restaurant,

the steakhouse, The Taj-- - Wow.

- Japanese. - Damn.

- The Calypso.

- I'm going to have to run through this.

- You're not going to be able.

- Challenge accepted.

- I'm the food and beverage manager in states, OK?

And you're going to see my work in action.

- We did not travel internationally for you

to sit here and eat food.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Jamaica, we made it.

- We are here.

- Welcome to Jamaica. - I'm Nikki.

That's Paul.

- No, he's not. [laughter]

- Have you ever been to Jamaica?

- I was born and raised here.

- You were born--oh, my God.

So you're home.

- years, big up myself.

- I don't know who's more excited, me or Nikki.

- Guys, come on.

You act like you've never been to Jamaica before.

I'm so excited to be in Jamaica.

Ooh, Jamaica air out here.

- I have you breathing the air I was born in.

- I feel like I'm in Jamaica.

- ♪ Bring out the liquor

♪ Shots all around

♪ Something on your finger

- Listen, we've been looking forward to this trip

for weeks, and now, we are finally here.

Angelina came solo.

OK? - I can't.

- She left the fiancé and the seven others

that she's dating at home--

I mean, I'm joking.

- Oh, God, Mike.

- Don't listen to the hype.

People are trying to make sh*t on me.

- What's happening?

- On the plane, I learned that . was saying

that Angelina's talking to seven guys at once.

I call bullshit.

But he brought that information to James the barber.

And then obviously, James the barber tells everybody.

- That's what he said, a lot of stuff was going on.

- There are some rumors in the streets

that there are new dudes.

- He did bring that up to me, Vinny.

- Oh, sh*t.

- This is wild behavior from ..

And my heart breaks for Angelina.

This is not easy.

- You got to stop listening to James.

It's like, don't try to say bullshit about my character.

This is the thing. OK.

Obviously, Vin, we all know needs to get a life

because he tells James bullshit.

But also, I don't care if he's just

giving you the information.

That's causing sh*t.

I don't like that.

- I did think it was a little odd that, listen.

- He's driving--

- Driving over the bridge just to get a cut.

- Exactly.

There's a motive to that.

- He's trying to besmirch you.

- There's no truth to seven guys.

f*cking James.

I mean, I got animals to take care of.

I got f*cking raccoons in my backyard I feed.

He's muddying the waters.

I don't got time to f*ck seven guys, man.

I'm tired.

Are we in junior high school that, like,

we're getting information at a f*cking barbershop?

- I don't know.

- What is happening?

- He has beef with the barber now.

- ♪ Rare form, I'm in rare form ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, no

♪ I'm not just anybody

- You are the best boyfriend ever.

- I know. Trying to tell you that.

- Planning this trip, taking me back home.

- I know.

It's going to be fun.

I'm glad we got out here early

before everybody else gets here.

- Let's hope there is no storms.

- Mm-hmm.

[thunder cracking]

- I'm not getting guys like you think I am.

Trust and believe.

I think James needs to get a life.

What an as*h*le.

- That--he is not the issue.

- No, he is.

It's creating bullshit.

I don't need that energy.

- . is trying to besmirch you.

- He's bullshit.

- You're hot and bothered.

Are you still talking to this guy?

- No. - That's great.

- OK. - We talk here and there.

Like, he'll curse me the f*ck out,

and then I'll curse him out. - Has he moved out?

Has this guy moved out? - He's moved out.

- This . has moved out.

- He's % moved out.

- OK. - It's toxic.

- So you guys are not sleeping together anymore.

- No, I won't f*ck somebody that's literally

f*cking somebody else.

- OK, that's what it is.

- There's this girl in the gym that I know that

she started liking all of his photos.

I went to DM her, and then she just, like, blocked me.

So I guess she spoke to him and said, don't talk to her.

I don't care about these people.

f*ck them all. I don't care.

I mean, that kid's, he's doing it up.

And then he's going to tell the barber I'm doing it up,

which I'm not.

I don't need this sh*t.

My f*cking dog just died a week ago.

I don't need this f*cking sh*t.

- I--Ange, I--

- Dude, I don't need it.

[light music]

- You know when they get here,

it's going to be madness. - Yeah.

- I made it a point to come a day early

to spend at least one day alone with Nikki

in Jamaica to enjoy it.

- This is paradise. - It seems it.

I mean, the last time we took this bunch out of the country,

it was a disaster.

Nicole hit a cop.

- Oh, my God.

[horns honking]

- We hit the cop.

- f*ck me.

- Mike hit a wall. - [bleep]!

- Stop!

- [screams] - You all right?

Look at me. - It was a mess.

I'm hoping this goes differently.

All right. Cool.

So we'll have some alone time,

maybe we'll get some food. - Mm-hmm.

[dramatic music]

- Well, why is it upsetting you if you're removed from him?

If you guys are broken up?

- Let's get the ouija board out.

Let's do it.

- I don't use a f*cking ouija board.

- All right. Fine.

- I got sh*t that's better than that.

- Ooh.

- Vin, we all know needs to get a life,

because whatever spews out of that kid's mouth,

there's no truth to it. - There you go.

- I got proof.

And more is on the way.

- OK.

- More's on the way.

- The truth will be revealed in Jamaica.

Angelina is stuck in a perpetual toxic black cloud

or something.

- I'm not taking this sh*t no more.

I'm done. - I can really appreciate you.

Now, I'm worried.

There's going to be dramas here in Jamaica.

All right, guys.

Let's go get changed.

Let's explore the area, and let's live our best life.

- I agree. - All right?

- Energy. - Come on.

Come on. - Good energy.

Good energy.

- This one is probably going to be one of our best vacations.

- I hope so.

- Who's ready for a party?

- Party's here.

- ♪ Sound the alarm

♪ It's a party over here

- This is the sound of vacation right here.

[cork popping] [cheering]

- ♪ Put your hands up in the air ♪

- Welcome to Jamaica.

♪

- Oh. - Oh.

- I would like a vacation

without Angelina's vag*na involved.

- Oh. - [screams]

- Oh, sh*t.

This is a red flag.

Don't f*ck with me.

Don't ever come at me.

The shark's coming out, I think.

- Things are definitely getting volatile.

- [screaming] - What is going on here?

- I'm on a vacation!

- I didn't realize that I was going to meet my future wife.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- What is happening?

- Oh, my God.

- What the f*ck is this?

- Tiki-taki, tiki-taki.

- Save us. - Coconuts.

I love coconuts.

Look at that.

You put the lime in the coconut.

Then you--f*ck all you! Uncle Nino's here.