08x09 - Jamaican Heat

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- We're all going to Jamaica!

[cheers]

- Let's go!

- I have this plan for Nikki and I

to go to Jamaica a day early.

Whoa, Jamaica air out here!

So we can celebrate our fifth year anniversary.

And everybody else comes the next day.

I'm glad we got out here early before--

- Yeah. - Everybody else gets here.

- You know when they get here, it's going to be madness.

- Yeah. - All right.

Welcome to Jamaica.

- Look at this festiveness.

- Honey, look.

We are in Jamaica technically a day early.

- Let me hear you say, yah, man.

- Yah, man! - Yah, man.

- I was in the weeds because "Devon" took over my life.

And I just needed Jamaica, I think more than anybody.

- . is trying to besmirch you.

- I don't need this sh*t.

My f*cking dog just died a week ago.

I don't need this f*cking sh*t.

- Are you still talking to this guy?

- No! - That's great.

- OK! - We talk here and there.

Like, he'll curse me the f*ck out.

And then I'll curse him out.

- I'm worried there's going to be dramas here in Jamaica.

Let's get the Ouija board out. Let's do it.

- I don't use f*cking Ouija boards.

- All right, fine. - I got sh*t that's

better than that. - Ooh!

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ The sun up, is feeling good ♪

♪ A little bird on my way ♪

♪ No pain and sing a little love song, making my day ♪

♪ All the girls in my crew, hey ♪

♪ Come, show them what we do, hey ♪

♪ We want to let it go, hey ♪

♪ We're ready, we're ready, we're ready ♪

♪ All around the world ♪

- We've been looking forward to this trip for weeks.

And now we are finally here.

Ange, if you need anything, text us.

- Bye, guys. - See you in a little bit.

- Bye! [grunts]

Ooh! Oh, this is so nice!

What? This is lovely.

- We made it. - Ooh!

- Oh, wow.

I'm going to try to get this air conditioning on

if there's a way.

- It's hot in here.

It's getting hotter.

What is happening?

Oh, no!

Like, when I'm hot, I'm a b*tch.

I want the air conditioning on high.

Well, how come it's not on?

I need to shower, bro.

Lauren, I'm sorry if I smell.

I need to wash my a*s.

- There's nothing more potent than booty sweat.

- Ugh, goodbye!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hey! ♪

- Here we are.

- Look at the guy on stilts.

- Whoa, so cool!

I'm in Jamaica!

That's how you know you're in Jamaica.

- I know!

- So cool! - Ah!

- I'm so excited to experience Nikki's culture.

- Welcome to Jamaica!

- Embrace the food.

And she can show me all the places where she grew up.

And she always sees my culture, the Italian culture.

I want to see hers for once. - Hi!

- Hello!

- Yeah, it's my first time in Jamaica.

- Thank you.

Ooh, that's good.

- Yeah, I was born and raised here.

years, I went to school here.

- Me can't deal with that.

[laughter]

So Nikki teaches me Jamaican phrases, like ya, man.

Bumbaclot.

Bloodclot now. - What?

[laughter]

Nikki's been versing me a lot with this Jamaican Patois.

- Oh, thank you.

[laughter]

- You heard that?

I have perfect Patois.

- People might confuse me for a local.

- Thank you so much! - Thank you!

- All right. So welcome, again.

All the way to the top.

- Hey, that's us right here.

- Not the Jamaican flag!

- There we go. - Thank you.

Thank you. - No worries.

- Thank you!

- That's why you have the butler, just in case.

- I'm on a vacation.

- Yah, man!

Welcome to Jamrock.

- [screams]

- This resort is top notch.

We got a butler!

- If you need anything, just reach out to me, all right?

- Thank you, Leo. - Thank you so much.

- Have a good one. God bless.

- All right. - My love, we're in Jamaica!

- Nikki looks amazing.

She's so happy to be here.

And it shows.

- I'm on a vacation!

She cannot hide a smile right now.

Oh, this is so nice.

I'm on a vacation!

I'm on a vacation!

- Jamaica, we out here!

- I'm on a vacation!

- Shut up!

- OK.

- Y'all act like you ain't never been to Jamaica before!

- Oh, hey! - Oh, hey.

How are you? - My movie's climbing.

- That's amazing. - Oh, amazing.

- When I talked to you earlier, it was on the Apple charts.

Now it's .

- Oh, my God!

That is wild.

- I want to puke in the best way right now.

"Devon's" in the top charts.

I'm number nine.

- Yes!

- You broke top !

- Which is huge.

And it's climbing.

Like, I am freaking the f*ck out.

- I want to be in the next movie.

- Yeah.

What would you want to be?

I gotta find a part for you.

- In my movie, I can choke on a chicken tendy and die.

[dramatic music]

- [screaming]

- B-gok!

Wow!

B-gah!

I'm ready.

[laughter]

- So nice it's just you and I alone right now.

I'm glad we came in a day early, before the madness.

I can't deal with that right now.

- OK. Oh, gosh.

OK, we're going to leave you here.

- Yah, yah.

- My love, remember on "Double Shot" when I walked in?

And I was like, I'm from Jamaica.

And you and Vinny were like, ooh!

Hello!

I'm from Jamaica.

- Ooh!

- That is so cool!

- I like the Jamaican girl. - Yeah, yeah, me, too.

We're fighting over the same woman.

That wasn't me. - Yeah, in unison.

- No, I was checking for B-Lashes.

- You knew it. - I was checking for B-Lashes.

- I have the best lashes around.

- B-Lashes. - B-Lashes, bro.

- Whoa! - Whoa.

- Is that Deena? - Yeah.

- You're stupid.

- Yeah, so what am I walking into over here?

Is there any, like, island rules before I dip

my toes in the sand out here?

- Yeah, always say...

- Wah gwaan.

- And big up yuhself. - I'm on vacation.

Big up yuhself.

- We just gotta work on your own-- the way

it rolls off your tongue.

- But the girl just said I was on point.

- You're better. You're way better.

I give you that.

- The girl just said my sh*t was on point.

She said even my accent was perfect.

- Mm-hmm.

- Basically, I'm from here.

- [laughs] Yeah.

- Well, my love, we got something dope planned tonight.

- We do? - Just you and I.

I'm going to take advantage of this alone time

that I have here with Nikki for the first night.

And get ready.

And then let's go dip our toes in the sand.

- OK, my love.

- I'm going to do something real special, real romantic,

real intimate.

- My love, you already took me to Jamaica.

What else you got planned?

- I got a surprise for you.

- Do you want to walk around?

I want to get to know this resort.

I do.

And there's a lot of restaurants here.

So we have to go and explore.

- I want to explore.

Let's call Ange.

[phone dialing]

[line trilling]

[gasps]

I think she's f*cking muting me.

- OK.

- f*cking clowns.

I don't f*cking need it.

Vinny . just sent me a text.

And he's starting sh*t with me again.

I'm just f*cking over it.

It's not happening, bro.

Not happening.

I'm just trying to have serenity right now in my life.

You can't be serious with this sh*t.

And I'm trying to have peace.

I just lost my f*cking dog.

Because I've already endured enough sh*t.

f*cking done.

- I didn't know that she apparently

broke up with her fiancé, ..

Has he moved out? Has this guy moved out?

- He's moved out.

- OK. - It's toxic.

- So you guys are not sleeping together anymore?

- No, I won't f*ck somebody that's literally f*cking

somebody else.

- OK, that's what it is.

- Right, Jenni, what I told you?

- He has been seeing a girl at the gym.

Oh, my God.

On the plane, she had to have texted Vinny over times

over the girl that he's seeing at the gym.

- So that's what it is.

They're both going at each other.

- It's exhausting!

- Yeah, it is.

And it's obviously a trigger.

She is exiting, or have exited, a very toxic relationship.

And there is, like, shrap metal happening right now.

- Do I text her?

[phone rings]

- OK.

- Hey, do you want to check out the resort?

We're going to go for a walk.

- I've done enough.

I've done enough for light-years.

[phone chimes]

- "Hey, I'm not feeling good."

- Oh, what does that mean?

- I don't know.

- This is a red flag.

I don't know. But I just looked outside.

And I see some black clouds coming.

This type of behavior can have her

going in the wrong direction.

- Oh, God.

Lord, have mercy on my soul.

How do I do this?

It just takes one person to really hurt me and upset me

to just make me and my mood just go down the toilet bowl.

Can we have privacy?

- ♪ You are playing with fire ♪

- Happy anti-versary, my love.

- Anti-versary? - Mm-hmm.

- There's my boy right there.

- What in the world?

- Did Mike just crash our anniversary?

- Oh, my gosh!

What did this turn into?

- Things are definitely getting volatile.

- I just don't think it's your place to ask.

- Lauren, relax.

- OK. - Take several seats, please.

- Guys, come on. Can we get security?

- Oh! - Oh, Angelina!

- ♪ Let the energy take you up ♪

♪ Let the energy take you up ♪

- Let's go!

Let's go and explore. - Oh, my God.

I hate these things.

- Well, Angelina doesn't want to come out and play.

- Can we have privacy?

- So we are going to go out and sample

the -plus restaurants that the premises has to offer.

- Are Pauly and Nikki here yet?

Do we know if they're landing yet?

- Yeah, I think any minute now.

Jenni and Lauren have no idea that Pauly and Nikki

wanted some alone time.

- But today was the day we were supposed to come, right?

- Yes, today was the day.

And Pauly doesn't even know.

But I am so excited to surprise my boy that we showed

up to celebrate a day early.

- We shall find them. This is nice.

- Yeah.

- It's hot as f*ck in here, though.

- It's definitely a sandal type of night.

- Special night!

First night in Jamaica, just you and me.

- Where are all the restaurants and bars and stuff?

- Yeah, that's exactly what I want to know.

- We look like a vacation. We even match.

- I know. - Happy anniversary.

I got something really dope planned for us.

- Oh!

- Trust me, you're going to like this.

It's just nice that we were able to get here early.

I'm going to take advantage of this alone time

that I have here with Nikki for the first night.

We're on a date night in Jamaica, my love.

OK, my love.

And I'm going to do a nice little dinner

on the beach, just her and I.

Wait, as soon as you step in the sand,

it's officially vacation.

- OK.

- , , .

Vacation!

- [laughs]

- Oh, this is nice.

Oh, it's so warm!

Oh, it's so nice!

- Oh, my God.

- Look at me, man.

I'm on a vacation!

- Oh, my God, is that a restaurant over there?

Oh, what is that?

Ooh, what is that?

Ooh, ooh, pizza, chicken tendies.

Oh, my God, this looks like this has our name on it.

It's the butler, Leo.

He set this up. - Reserved.

This is us.

Oh, my God.

Mike makes every vacation a food challenge.

And he's going to try and hit all restaurants in the five

days that we're here.

- This is the Blue Martini Bar and Restaurant,

and my first tender.

And here we go.

It is very important to get a strong start in any marathon.

One down, to go.

And especially a food marathon.

I must document my successes.

This right here is restaurant of .

We have to go.

They said it couldn't be done.

I'm going to have to run through this.

- You're not going to be able.

- Underestimate me, and that'll be fun.

Sushi here?

Ooh, OK.

Let's go.

And what is the name of this restaurant?

- Zen?

- Mike got two restaurants in five minutes.

- They just pulled this out in the pond,

like, three seconds ago.

- But I don't consider that accurate

because he's not physically going to the restaurant.

He's getting them delivered.

- Wow, that was good.

- That's, like, cheating eating, cheat eating.

- Wow. I just made short work of this.

Restaurant number two, check.

My second restaurant out of .

It's happening.

- Are you going on to your third tonight?

- Oh, yeah.

- Ugh, I want to throw up.

I can't imagine your guys' Uber Eats.

Disturbing.

- My bill is high.

- Where are we going?

- You'll see, my love. You'll see.

- What in the world?

- Right this way. You hungry?

- What is this?

- Welcome to our vacation.

- Ooh, it's so cute!

- I'm on a vacation!

We're celebrating our fifth anniversary right now.

Thank you.

So I want to have a nice, romantic dinner on the beach.

Come on, man. Sit down.

- Oh, my God. What the heck?

- Here you go, my love.

I'm going to go all out for this dinner.

Happy anniversary, my love.

- Thank you.

Happy anniversary, my love.

- I want a private chef.

- My name is Chef Javon Rattigan.

I'm your chef for the evening.

- I want it on the beach.

I want it candlelit, white linen everywhere.

- This is cool.

I've never had dinner on the beach before.

- No? Neither have I.

[laughs] Same.

I sure have come a long way since "Double Shot."

- Oh, my gosh.

- "Double Shot at Love," you think that because it was

two men trying to find women, no,

it was a double shot that I needed.

The first shot didn't work.

As much as it kills me to say this, I'm rolling solo for now.

- Oh, my God.

- I needed a double shot.

So the second time leaving that, I left with Nikki.

And Nikki is everything that I've wanted in a woman.

And look at us now, in Jamaica.

- Literally.

- We came a long way.

- Yeah.

- Here's to a long way more.

Happy anti-versary, my love.

- Anti-versary? - Mm-hmm.

We're the only ones at this restaurant,

because I rented out the whole beach.

- Nobody here yet.

- Tomorrow, the madness, when everybody comes.

- Yeah.

- I'm excited to have everybody here.

But I wanted to have some alone time with you.

- No, this is nice.

This is perfect. - Let's do this.

- Hey, guys. How are you?

- Hi, guys.

- Oh, hell yeah. I just had some.

- Chicken tendies, yes! - I just had some.

They're pretty good.

It seems that I've been assigned this mountain to show

others, it can be moved.

And that is -plus restaurants in the time allotted.

Can I achieve it?

It's happening.

Down the hatch we go.

Restaurant number three, Armadillo Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Restaurant number three, check.

A little taste of the Pastry Shop Cheesecake.

Restaurant number four, check.

to go.

- I'm going to have to be rolled out of here.

I tried to text Ange.

- Oh, yeah? No answer?

- No luck. - No?

- So what's the plan?

- Let's go find Pauly and Nikki.

- Let's go!

- Yeah, let's go.

I wouldn't be surprised if we run into them.

- I strategically booked us a day early than everybody

so we'd have some alone time. - Oh, yeah.

- This is the best anniversary you've ever had?

- Yeah, ever.

- We eating good out here.

- Yep.

- Tastes like a vacation!

- [laughs]

- This dinner is perfect!

This looks fancy.

Oh, yeah.

This is a good one.

If this is an indication of how the food's going to be here,

I'm in love.

- Nice! - [gasps]

Oh! - Thank you.

Looks delicious.

- Thank you!

- Oh, yeah. That's good.

Exquisite.

Jerk chicken, rice, and peas.

Tastes like a vacation!

- What do you think they're going to make of this place?

- They're going to love it. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Mike's going to love the food, already.

Like, I already tell.

- Oh, I feel like I've ate at four restaurants today.

[violin music]

Oh, yes.

There's my boy right there.

- Is that them?

- Oh, my God.

There's my family!

- What in the world?

- Hi, guys!

- You got to be kidding me!

Mike was supposed to come tomorrow.

- No. He wants us to support.

- Support what?

- Michael!

- Yes!

- Did Mike just crash our anniversary?

Bro, this is our alone time!

- Oh, my gosh!

- We are totally interrupting an anniversary dinner.

- Yes, that is hilarious! [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God. It's happening!

There's my boy right there.

- What in the world?

- Hi, guys!

- You got to be kidding me!

They are here!

- There's my family.

- They were supposed to come tomorrow.

- Is that Jennifer?

- Oh, my God.

Um, this looks rather fancy.

- Michael! - Nikki looks stunning.

Pauly looks stunning.

We are totally interrupting an anniversary dinner.

- Did you smell the jerk chicken?

- Listen, I knew you were here, brother.

I wanted to come. - Good to see you!

- Did we interrupt something?

- We did have tickets for tomorrow.

But I decided to come early.

- Just for your information, he told me this date, as in,

like, not, like, to surprise you.

As in everyone was coming.

So, here we are. - It's fine.

- Yeah!

- I feel like a chooch.

What are we doing?

- Hey, listen, you're here now.

- We should be leaving them to enjoy their dessert.

- Whose steak is that? - Oh, my God.

- Oh, that's hers. - Michael!

- That looks good!

- So not only does Mike crash my anniversary dinner.

- Well, we should probably grab another table.

- Yeah.

- But he's eyeing up my steak right now.

- Ooh!

It seems like we came at the right time.

- Yeah! - Oh, wow.

This is good.

- Yeah I don't know how I keep eating.

This is number five out of restaurants.

- That's crazy!

How did you even get to five restaurants already?

- The man got goals.

- Adding it to your vlog?

- This is number out of restaurants.

- Well, what a pleasant surprise.

- Delicious.

- I can't believe we're in Jamaica.

- Yes! - Ange is here, too.

- Really? - She didn't want to come?

- Um, she was supposed to come out for dinner.

But there was a little hiccup.

- Really?

- Angelina and Vinny ., they're not together.

They're not. - Oh.

- As soon as we got here, everybody was happy to be

here and see you guys.

And then she got a text from ..

So everything went sideways from there.

Angelina's going through a lot right now.

It looks like she's going through a breakup

with her fiancé.

And that's never easy.

- This will get messy. - Yeah.

- She's going for blood.

- Oh, yeah.

- I don't feel good at all.

Ugh.

I'm sweating.

This trip to Jamaica has not started

out well for me right now.

f*ck my life. I can't.

Like, I really can't. I can't handle it.

I don't want to even talk about it anymore.

It's just been a lot.

And I am not dealing with a fraudulent

relationship anymore.

All right.

Let's do it. Ugh!

And you know what,

I came on this trip to have a good time,

to have fun in Jamaica.

So let me try to enjoy the rest of the trip with the roommates.

It is hot as f*ck here.

- Whoa, look at that, man!

Thank you!

- Wow.

- Don't mind if I do.

- Delicious.

- This is the best day of my life.

I love vacation this time of year!

- Oh my God.

- Jenni!

- Chef Javon's apple pie.

- The food out here is top tier!

Mike's going to have quite the restaurant vlog.

- Number out of restaurants.

It is Chef Javon's apple pie.

- It is a doozy.

I'm on a vacation! [phone rings]

- Angelina's calling. - Oh, wow.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- I'll try and FaceTime.

- Hi!

- Hey.

We're on the beach. - All right.

I'm coming. Where is that?

Like, what part?

I don't even know where I am.

- Angelina, I'm on a vacation!

- You're what? You're by the gift shop?

- I'm on a vacation!

- We're on the beach.

- I don't see you.

- You'll find us. Don't worry.

You'll find us. Keep walking.

Bye, bye.

- Angelina, we're leaving!

- Actually, I'm going the f*ck to bed.

- Yeah, right? Same.

- I'm malfunctioning right now.

- Same.

- She peaks at this hour.

- Yeah. She just woke up.

- Jenni!

- Angelina!

- I knew it was them!

I saw Pauly's blowout from a mile away, f*cking helmet hair.

- Angelina!

How are you today? - Good.

I just needed to relax. - Hi!

- Hi!

- Glad you made it.

- Thank you, yeah.

I like your hair. You just changed it.

- Thank you!

You have to get braids in Jamaica.

- I'm going to have a rat's nest

at the end of this sh*t.

- I feel like it's going to be hot tomorrow.

- You think? It was hot today.

- Yeah.

- I actually thought that I was going to die.

I was wondering, when men die, do their dicks fall off?

- I don't know.

- What the hell?

- I just, I always wanted to know that.

- Leave it to Angelina to bring up d*ck talk at a dinner.

[laughs]

- Does Michael Jackson still have his d*ck?

- Oh, my God! - You know what?

- I'm really serious!

Like, does it, like, crack off and just, like, pfft, one day?

- I don't know.

I think that everything falls off.

- Why is this even a thought?

Ange, does anything look out of the ordinary for you right now?

[dramatic music]

- Someone's getting married?

- No.

- What?

- This originally was just for them

two during their anniversary.

- Yes. - Wait, what?

- A private dinner.

- Mike, we c*ck-blocked them!

- Thank you. - No, no, no.

- Maybe they would have been fornicating on the table!

- No, there's no blocking over here.

We're all family.

- We had our moment.

We walked on the beach.

We wrote little hearts in the sand.

- Did you guys have sex on the beach?

- No.

We get sand in my vag*na.

- Yeah, that's why I don't want to have sex on the beach,

because, like, it'll go up your as*h*le.

- There she is!

- There she is. - There she is.

- And here we are.

Romance gone, sex in, with Angelina.

- She comes alive at the nighttime.

- Angelina. - No, you've had--

- We missed you. - Thank you.

I missed you, too.

You never had sex on the beach?

- No! - I don't think so.

- Have you ever had sex in a car?

- Wow. - Yeah.

- Exactly!

Mike, where have you had sex?

- Oh, my-- - Oh, my gosh.

What has this turned into?

- It's not a hot tub. Don't answer that.

- No.

- Oh, please-- - Yes, married.

- It doesn't have to be, like--

- Plead the fifth.

- This started as, like, a beautiful, romantic evening.

And it's taking a raunchy turn, a raunchy, hard turn right now.

- I still plead the fifth.

- On a nice bed?

Like, a beautiful bed, or, like, the water?

Don't tell me in a pool, because that sh*t

don't work.

- Well, we've known each other for years.

So-- - I don't really think it's--

- Yeah.

- No, I'm not saying for other girls.

I'm just saying, like--

- Oh, I don't care about that.

I just don't think it's your place to ask.

I am a mom to three small children.

And I don't want them to see this in the future.

- No, Lauren--

- If he doesn't want to share it,

then he doesn't want to share it.

- I know.

I just thought he was going to share it.

It's not about that. - Yeah.

- Well, he said no three times.

- Lauren, relax. - OK.

- Lauren's, like, being a little bit of a brat right now.

I was trying to be fun.

Like, have you been, like, in outer space

at every dinner we go to?

- What is your favorite position together, sexual?

- Oh, my God!

- We're in a church, Mike! - Doggy style.

- Yes! - Dang!

- She's an animal lover!

- Damn!

- But she didn't get mad about that.

But because Angelina's asking it,

it's like, let's be a b*tch. - OK.

All right.

- It's a fun, you know, just questions about getting to know

people around the table.

- OK, it's no.

So move to the next person.

- Yeah.

- I think Angelina is extra disrespectful

towards me as Mike's wife.

And I feel uncomfortable with what she's doing.

What's your question?

What's your question?

- I obviously can't ask you, Lauren.

It's like, OK, girl.

Like, take several seats, please.

Forget it.

- All right, all right.

- Guys, come on. Can we get security?

[tense music]

- ♪ Bend the wrist ♪

♪ Yeah, they call me big flexor ♪

♪ Pulling up ♪

- Mike, where have you had sex?

- Oh, my-- - The craziest place.

- Oh, my gosh.

What has this turned into?

- She's got, uh, she's got something on the brain.

- If he doesn't want to share it,

then he doesn't want to share it.

- I know.

I just thought he was going to share it.

It's not about that. - Yeah, no, yeah.

- Well, he said no three times.

- Lauren, relax.

- OK.

- Ooh, I feel the tension right now between Ange and Lauren.

But like, come on.

This is Pauly and Nikki's anniversary.

- How do you like the weather? - I was trying to be fun.

I don't know. - You are fun.

You are fun.

- I think it got misconstrued because I wasn't saying,

other women.

I was saying maybe you guys.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- I think it's the same answer. - Yeah.

- I know.

- It's too personal.

- It's too personal?

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Forget it.

Mike is always asking about my sex life.

- What was the position that you actually picked?

- Oh, my God, going there.

- Oh, we're not f*cking doing that.

- If I had to guess what position,

it was the lazy side booty.

- But the one question I ask you?

It's like, let's battle each other out.

It's World w*r III.

- Not everybody likes to talk about-- yeah.

- No, I get it. But, you know?

- Did you try your cake?

- Yeah.

- A nice segue out of it.

- I'm ready for bed, if anyone else is.

- It's getting a little late.

- Oh, my God. - It's time.

- Yes.

- Let's take a group photo, though, while everybody's here.

- Ooh!

[yells]

- Angelina, Angelina!

- That's a good segue!

- That is the water!

Why?

Why did that just happen to me?

- Yeah, of course.

- That's a perfect moment.

- At least it wasn't red wine.

- On cue.

- I swear I didn't mean it. - It's fine.

It's just water.

- I feel like a whale.

I ate so much.

Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

- Yah, man, first night in Jamaica.

- That's right.

- I need this for my health, for my brain.

♪ ♪

- Oh, man!

- Terrible choir.

- You're -ed from the f*cking thing.

- Oh, God.

Oh, my God, I hope the AC works.

Oh, my God.

- For real.

- That's going to be a problem if we get back to the room

and it's not working.

The vibe out here in Jamaica, it is hot.

And it is humid.

- Oh, my God. I can't breathe.

- Yeah, good night, everybody.

- Have a wonderful night. - Good night.

I got to make sure my air is working.

Oh, my God.

It's so hot in here.

- It's funny because I don't even feel that hot.

- Good night, Ange. - Good night, guys.

- Good night. Ange?

- Yeah. - Come here.

Bring it in. Come on.

Bring it in. Good night.

All right? I'll see you tomorrow?

- OK.

Dude, these people are lucky because the old me?

Yo, oh, my God!

I've been letting a lot of stuff go.

I think I'm going to snap soon.

The old Angelina's coming back, people.

The shark's coming out, I think.

I don't know, guys.

You guys haven't seen that in a while.

I don't want it to come out.

But people keep f*cking, you know, taunting me.

You poke the bear enough, and then she becomes woke.

And then that's it.

- Oh, my air doesn't work, no!

My air isn't working.

- Oh, my God. Your AC is not working?

- No!

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- I had a feeling. - Oh, my God.

You know, I've been through some tough times in life.

Oh, my God.

And I was able to sort through it with the help of my friends,

family, and my quotes.

I truly live by some

of those quotes

that come out of my mouth.

I don't know if I can--

I don't know if I can bear this.

I believe that God gives his toughest battles

to his strongest soldiers.

Our AC is not working.

And it is degrees.

To accept your own role in your own suffering--

I love that quote-- is a sign of maturity.

We're going to have to complain.

You know, my life story is going to be

somebody's survival guide.

If it's degrees in my room, I'm not going

to be able to go to sleep.

When one door closes, another three open.

The AC don't work!

The AC don't work!

Or when one door closes, a window opens.

All right.

I can't sleep in here.

The quote is, like, if you can't change the situation,

you have to change yourself.

Oh, my God.

It's hot. - It's hot.

- It's too hot in here.

You have the power to change how your story ends.

If the room doesn't work, I just need a different room.

We are constantly tested.

But I've definitely turned my test into a testimony,

for sure.

I can't try to go to sleep and sweat

the whole night with a fan.

It just doesn't work.

And you might-- you also could get sick by putting a fan

on your head the whole night.

That doesn't work either.

I love the quote, there never is a perfect time.

You got to make it perfect.

I'm not asking for a lot here.

If it doesn't work, then we just

need to get a different room.

These quotes go so hard.

Because I live by them, I really do.

My room needs to be cool.

You know what I mean?

Or properly working, because it's just--

it's too much.

Somebody call Leo.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ From the flick of my wrist ♪

♪ This one come to make you jump, and twist ♪

♪ And shake your hips ♪

♪ Do the thing, baby ♪

♪ Move it ♪

♪ Jump around ♪

♪ Jump around ♪

♪ Jump around and move it, king ♪

- Good morning!

- Where are we?

- Jamaica!

- Are we still on vacation?

Well, I tried to get us some alone time yesterday.

And then, bam, got crashed.

- There's my family!

- What in the world?

- Hi, guys!

- You got to be kidding me!

I hope Mike doesn't think he's actually going to get away

with what he did last night.

Time to get a little bit of a payback.

- Oh, yeah?

- I have an idea.

I was cooking last night in my dreams.

You know how, when we got to this hotel,

there was those, like, loud dancers and, like, bands,

and, like, music or whatever?

What if I have them do that to Mike, everywhere he goes?

Like, I mean everywhere he goes.

I mean bathroom.

I want to greet him when he gets out of the shower.

I want to greet him at dinner.

- How are you going to pull that off?

- We got that butler.

The guy said, anything we need, you let him know.

Well, I need something.

- I don't think he meant that.

- Oh, they're going to do it.

- But OK.

- That'll teach them to crash our dinner, huh?

[laughs]

- I thought yesterday, kind of, it worked out.

I know it looked like we were intruding

on an anniversary dinner.

But we really weren't.

- Uh, we did.

- We really weren't.

- Well, they seemed very happy to see us.

So it was a pleasant anniversary crashing,

I will say.

- And also, I'll be honest with you.

I really didn't expect some of the dramas

that had happened yesterday.

Things just went sideways, I thought.

- I think drama is just someone's middle name.

- Yeah.

- And there just is no her without that.

Apparently, it's my turn to probably

be on Angelina's bad side, just by speaking up for myself

and having a respectful boundary.

And I don't know how she's going to be on this trip.

She has no beef with anybody.

Yet there's drama.

- Yes.

- So that's the shocking part.

- Yeah, that's very--

- No one has beef with her.

She's got no beef with anybody.

But there's still drama!

- Yes, ironic.

- It's, like, mind-blowing.

Like, she's in the mirror going at it.

- Yes.

- I'm not coming right now.

I'm not really wanting to see anybody this morning.

So I'm just going to chill out in my room.

You're not coming in here!

You know, the drama from yesterday was just not cool.

On top of everything else, the Mike and Lauren drama,

it is hot as f*ck here.

- Oh, God.

It's hot out here.

I just checked my phone.

It's degrees. - You're lying.

- Group chat is lit right now.

And nobody's AC is working.

We might need to call and see if there's an adjustment

that we can make here.

- Yeah.

- There seems to be a little bit of a situation

out here in the islands.

Honey, I don't know what to do right now.

Maybe if I stay by the fan.

Oh, my God.

It is degrees.

OK, my spray tan is streaking.

OK, I'm having trouble breathing.

- Babe, I just was going to call you to tell you that,

get ready.

It's, like, really f*cking hot here.

There's nothing like waking up in a blistering hot heat.

The humidity is wild in Jamaica,

with the air conditioning just barely making you survive.

- I think I'm actually going to have a heatstroke.

- So here's what we're going to do.

Today, we're going to go see your family.

We're going to go see Rochelle.

I got it all planned for your vacation.

- Sounds good!

- I'm excited and anxious to meet Nikki's family.

- I like that idea.

- I met a lot of her family already.

But there's some few ones that are out here in Jamaica

that I'm still yet to meet.

- I'm excited for everybody to get here today.

- Yes.

- And to show them around, experience Jamaica.

- The chooch gets here.

- Nicole.

- Sammy, Justin, Nicole.

- Yeah, I think everybody's genuinely excited

to see where Nikki came from and let her guide

us in this vacation.

We're going to have a good, little vacation.

Today is your day, my love.

- Chill!

- Today is your day, my love. - Uh-huh.

It's hot as f*ck in here, though.

- It is.

- Come on!

- Let me call and ask if we can make some adjustments,

if we can troubleshoot.

[phone rings]

- Listen, we have a dire situation.

It is too hot in Jamaica.

And us guidos, we're not going to make it.

- OK. All right, thank you.

Thank you so much.

- It feels like , degrees in here.

♪ ♪

- No, the power just went out!

No!

- The power's out, man.

How am I going to do my hair?

Look at it!

Come on, man!

- Welcome to Jamrock.

- Yeah, it's so hot, the power went out.

- We're in crisis mode now. - Pray for us.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's going off 'cause--

- --the power's out.

- Oh, my God.

- Yo, the power's out, man!

The power's out!

- OK, now it's going to be so hot!

- Has anybody got a battery-powered blow dryer?

Come on, man!

I'm on a vacation!

- ♪ A little hustle from the struggle go a long ways ♪

- The power just went out, no!

- Guys, the power's out.

I don't know what to do.

- Oh, the power--

nope.

- Honey, the power just went out.

Save us!

- Oh, the butler just texted me.

- What did he say?

- Breakfast is ready at the cabana.

Oh, we got a cabana. - Oh, nice!

- Brunch is served.

- Here, I need to get out of this room.

I'm going to get dressed. Let's take the stairs.

- Yeah, we're going to get our steps in today.

- Yeah.

- The prank is in full motion.

There's a guest staying here, Michael Sorrentino.

He loves music.

So if we can have the band playing for him everywhere he

goes, that would be perfect.

- Certainly.

- Thank you so much.

- He should have never crashed our dinner.

- ♪ I'm the GOAT ♪

♪ I'm the GOAT ♪

♪ I'm the GOAT ♪

♪ Greatest of all time, GOAT ♪

♪ Hey, I'm the GOAT ♪

- Ooh!

We have a cute little setup here.

Want a mimosa?

- Popping some champagne, my love.

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- Let's get some food. - All right, honey.

Let's go.

[drum music]

♪ ♪

- What the f*ck?

- All right, let's go.

- There goes the drums.

That's Mike!

- The prank is perfect!

- Do you notice someone is following us?

- Listen, I-- this is almost weird.

- The prank is perfect.

- We really heard him coming.

[laughter]

- The prank w*r champion strikes again.

[laughs]

I feel like we're headed off into a sacrifice.

- Don't even tell him it's a prank.

- No! - Just act dumb.

- Mike, what's going on?

- My guy!

What's up with all your music, man?

- I have no idea, man!

I just-- I just started walking around.

And they're just following me.

I don't know what's happening.

- Weird.

Maybe it's part of the welcome package.

- Yeah.

- How do you shut them up?

- Yeah, I have no idea.

- Oh, Jenni!

- Oh, hey, Jenni!

- What is happening?

- They're playing for Mike, man.

- My theme music.

- Thank you!

- Oh, they stopped.

- Bro, it's too much.

- Yeah.

- I'm going to call Ange to see--

- Oh, yeah.

Where is Ange?

- I haven't heard from her.

She's not answering, though.

I don't know what's going on with Angelina right now.

But I feel like I saw her gears spinning last night

with her and Lauren.

- Mike, where have you had sex?

The craziest place. - Oh, my God.

- If he doesn't want to share it,

then he doesn't want to share it.

- I know, I just thought he was going to share it.

- Yeah, no, yeah.

- Well, he said no three times.

- Lauren.

- And Lauren was like, wait a second.

No. - Listen, I'm used to her.

Like, I know that's who she is.

That's not a surprise when it came out of her mouth.

It was, like, the badgering of it three times, after he

said no twice or three times.

Now it's enough.

Now it's like, OK, you gotta move on.

- Angelina tends to, like, marinate in conversations

that she has with people.

And I'm afraid that's what she's doing right now.

Like, she might be very mad at Lauren

for absolutely no reason.

Angelina just texted me back.

- What'd she say?

- She said, I'm chilling.

I want to relax.

You guys enjoy.

- OK!

Sure.

- I think people are just cornballs.

And I'm just over the drama.

Like, I'm going through sh*t.

This is not the time to have anybody ever come at me.

- What the--

- We didn't fly all this way to sit in our hotel room.

- To relax.

It is a bit of a shame to fly all the way to Jamaica

just to stay in your room.

I hope she finds peace.

But I don't know.

Now she's in my head.

None of this really makes sense.

Listen, I just want Angelina to be happy.

Plus, this is supposed to be a vacation.

- Well, listen, I thought yesterday was a--

was a good day, you know?

But as she's dealing with, like,

residual effects from a breakup,

that's what she's dealing with.

- You act like you ain't never been to Jamaica before!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Mike, they don't shut off!

- Yeah, I don't know.

I just-- it's weird.

These guys have been following me since this morning.

[drumming]

Yo, what the f*ck?

♪ ♪

- All right, we should head out.

- All right.

- We're going to go meet up with my friends.

- All right.

- We'll meet up with you guys in a little bit.

- See ya.

- We're going to go see Nikki's best friend

growing up, Rochelle.

I think this really means a lot to Nikki

that I meet her friends and family in Jamaica.

So this is a big deal.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Do we go over here?

- I think down here.

- Oh, that's nice. - [gasps]

- Hello! - Hi!

- Hi, Rochelle. - Ah!

- Nikki and Rochelle, they're like sisters.

Every single time she comes to Vegas, she stays at the house.

They spend a lot of time together.

They grew up together.

Hi. Nice to meet you!

This is the first time I'm meeting Rochelle's mom, Faith.

I heard so much about her.

- I always love Nikki, to the depths of my heart.

- I love you, too.

- Yes!

- Nikki's mother wasn't around much when she was growing up.

And Rochelle's mother was sort of like a mother figure to her.

- Oh my gosh, Nikki, a long time!

- I know.

- She always talks about you.

So it's really special for me to finally meet her.

- Does she look different, or does she look the same?

- She looks younger.

You look so good.

- Yah, man. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Undercover mission ♪

♪ What he cannot miss ♪

♪ If a man want this, he will catch up and make this ♪

- All right, I might have to get some more of this.

There are -plus restaurants on the premises.

This is good.

I am off to a great pace right now.

[bell dinging]

- My man got goals.

- Jerk chicken and some rice, please.

- ♪ It's time to go ♪

♪ Get up ♪

♪ Get up ♪

♪ Do something with yourself ♪

- We're going to do the frozen drink.

- Something that tastes like a tequila shot.

- Oh, you speak in Jamaican.

What did you say, Paul? - Me can't deal with that.

- [laughs]

- Yeah.

- Yah, man.

- Yah, man, yah. - Is that ours?

- Oh, wow.

Yo, how did they do that?

- Nikki, you can do this.

- Yo, how do you do that? - Try it.

Try it. Nikki, look.

She's trying to put bottles on her head.

- This looks like a vacation!

She looks like she work here.

- Oh, close.

[laughter]

- It's really dope to see Nikki, like, in her world.

I've never seen her this happy before.

Cheers, man.

Happy vacation. Happy vacation.

Cheers!

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

I'm glad you guys came.

- Yes, I'm happy to be here.

- Yeah!

- I don't see my baby, Nikki.

- I know, I know. - Oh, my God, yes.

- Thank you!

- What was Nikki like growing up, though?

- Quiet, quiet. - You, quiet?

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

- Quiet.

I always give her a lot of hugs because her mom is not there.

So I give her a lot of attention, make sure she's OK.

- Nikki was raised by her father, mainly.

- I kind of grew up, like, just me.

My mom chose to not be present.

Her maternal instincts just never clicked.

- But at one point, she actually moved in with them.

And Rochelle's mom ended up being

the mom figure in her life.

- I think growing up without my mom was a little sad.

But when I moved in with Rochelle and her mom,

I never felt that, like, absence.

- Yeah.

- So I ended up just staying.

I never left.

- Yeah, I was taking care of Nikki.

I love her so much.

She's my daughter. - You are.

- Yeah.

- You're the most mom I've ever had.

- Yeah.

- Seeing Nikki in Jamaica, it's, like, putting the pieces

of the puzzle together.

All the stuff that she talked about, now I get to see it.

And it makes me want to love her even more.

- ♪ I can't deny all the things ♪

♪ That I'm feeling inside ♪

- Baby, this is Rochelle. This is my boyfriend.

- Hi! - Get out of my bed!

- [screams]

- Oh, my God!

- Are you serious? Swear.

- f*ck you.

Don't f*ck with me.

[all yelling]

- I'm emotional, so just warning you.

- You're a f*cking traitor.

- Ange, Ange.

- Fine, please don't do it again.