08x11 - Guido Bobsled Team

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

- Oh, Jamaica Air, right here.

- Yo, cool! - [squeals]

- Let me hear you say, "Yeah, man."

- Yeah, man!

- I was nervous to come on this trip because

I'm starting my next IVF transfer,

so I'll be taking a shot every day

to prepare for an embryo transfer.

- Rochelle, are you seeing anyone?

- That's an interesting question.

- Vinny, this is Rochelle.

- Hi.

- Rochelle is really cute.

- Is this your real friend, or you casted her?

[laughter]

- Your period string's coming out.

- [screams]

- Ahh!

Help me! Help me!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ Easier

♪ Ooh, boy, easier

- This is confessionals. - Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

- Oh, it's all Jamaica.

- Yes.

- Ooh.

- Jersey Shore, they're Jamaican.

- Ahh!

- Nicole, I'm leaving.

She pulled it out in front of us.

- I-- I saw blood on the string.

- Shut the f*ck up.

- It's our second night in Jamaica,

and everyone's seen Angelina's tampon string.

[laughter]

- Ang? - Oh, my God.

- Your period string's coming out.

- [laughing] Pauly.

- [laughs]

[overlapping shouting]

- I hear chaos.

- Ahh!

- I'm gonna come back in minutes.

Get ready.

- I-- I never knew you had to cut it.

[door slams]

- Oh, dear sh*t.

- Yo. - What?

- sh*t.

- Yo. - What happened?

- I need to unsee what just--

- Stop. - What I just saw.

She's, like, rolling around or whatever, like this.

And so she's like this, and her--

- Tampon was hanging out.

- Welcome to "Jersey Shore." [laughs]

- I'm sure-- no joke.

- But he's seen it?

- Look at Mike's face.

[laughter]

- You wanna go outside?

Let's go outside.

- Hi. That was an earful.

- You don't even know.

- Vin, are you all right? - No.

- I'm-- I'm afraid. Like, I have to move my room.

- You could sleep in Rochelle's room.

- Ayy! What the?

[laughter] - I'm sorry.

- They just met. - Sorry.

- They just met. - I'm sorry about my friends.

Rochelle is a cool girl, definitely my type.

They should just let me handle this.

If it's gonna happen, let it happen naturally,

'cause y'all are gonna ruin it.

- Let's do it.

[in Jamaican accent] We're in Jamaica on a vacation.

- ♪ Go and get you some

♪ La la la la la la la la la

- Hello, hello. - Hi!

Today has been so, like, up and down.

Who's toxic?

- Maybe it's just the way it comes out.

- No, she's a b*tch.

- A lot of drama.

- Don't f*ck with me.

[tense sting]

- And then Angelina and her vag*na.

- I saw blood on the string.

- Shut the f*ck up.

- [laughing] No, stop.

So I'm just, like, praying,

let's just have a nice, chill night.

- [squeals, shrieks]

- Oh, my goodness.

[laughing] I didn't think you were gonna fall.

- Oh, my God.

- Wait, did you guys see me bust my a*s?

- Wait, just now?

- She fell out the van.

- Welcome to the Falmouth Mystic Lagoon.

- Ooh, what's in that? [indistinct chatter]

[bell dings]

- Last night, Lauren came at me because I brought up sex.

Mike, where have you had sex?

- I just don't think it's-- - Yeah.

- --your place to ask.

- You wanna f*cking be so uptight,

but tonight you're Miss Titty McGee over here,

Miss Bottle Service Girl. I don't get it.

[laughs]

- Oh, we're about to be entertained.

- Whoo!

- ♪ Hot girl, I'm on them

♪ Behind me, it's time to go

[upbeat music]

♪ Hop in the whip, the top go down ♪

- Go! [shrieks]

- Oh, he ate it.

- Oh, damn. - Holy f*ck.

- Oh! - [laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, sh*t. - [shrieks]

- Oh! - OK.

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God. Look at him.

- Oh, my God.

- Jamaicans do it up real big.

Like, they light it up.

[all exclaiming]

- I feel like I'm in a firework.

- Like, light it up.

- What the f*ck is going on?

- [screams]

- Not one fire extinguisher in sight.

[laughter]

♪

- Guys. - Oh, let's go.

- I took the liberty of ordering

some Jamaican specialty shots.

This is the Flaming Bob Marley.

- There we go.

- Wait, you drink it while it's lit?

- Yeah, so you-- you have to put your straw in really fast.

- Flaming Bob Marley shot is crazy.

I never experienced anything like this in my life.

You're taking a shot out of a straw that's on fire.

- Nikki! Nikki! - Nikki!

- Nikki! Nikki!

- Whoa. - Oh, my God.

- You're on fire still.

- Wait, do it again. - Wow.

- That's it. - That was so cool.

- , , , go!

- I'm scared! [cheers and laughter]

- Go! Go!

- All right, try it, honey.

[together] Lauren! Lauren! Lauren!

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah! - I did some. I did some.

[cheering]

- My straw melted.

- Penny! Penny!

- [laughs]

- It's a real life dating app right there.

- Tonight, I'm trying to play wingman to Vinny.

[laughter]

I brought Rochelle to dinner.

We're in this amazing place on this amazing vacation.

Vinny should have this in the bag.

- Vinny. - Let it go.

Let it go. Let it go.

[music winds down]

- Only him would do that.

- This is exactly what a chooch would do.

He has to step it way up.

- Good vibes down there?

- Good vibes. - Oh!

- Oh!

- Are you single?

- It's always a "yes." - It's always a "yes?"

- Yeah, here.

- Red flag.

Like, are you trying to, like, find your wife, or no?

- Tell her that you don't want it to be a "yes."

- Why is it-- - Oh, oh, oh.

- Why is it always a yes?

- Well, now I'm intentionally dating.

- I don't think Vinny can handle Rochelle.

- Yeah. - No?

I don't know. - I don't know.

- Only one way to find out. - Don't listen to them.

They think they know me, but they don't know anything.

[chatter fizzles]

- I am witnessing what I have suspected all along.

The real problem is Vinny.

- [yawns]

- He got no game.

- Do you think you're too picky?

- Uh, I am picky.

I don't think it's a bad thing to be picky.

I'd be like, oh, like, her big toe is too big.

[crickets chirping]

- Would Vinny be, like, your type?

- [laughs] - Wow.

- My type is more how I'm treated.

- Oh. - What? I love that.

- So, yeah, not me.

[laughter]

- I mean, when Vinny is, like, into a lady,

at first, he's weird and awkward,

you know, like a middle schooler.

- Babe, am I still-- oh, I'm sorry.

I just punched you in the face. - It's OK.

- Oh, it's so good.

- Oh, of course, there.

- Do you want me to hang onto you?

- Come up to me. That's what I want.

- When I really like somebody,

I, like, can't stop, like, being attached to them.

That's why I've never touched you.

[tense sting]

- They've had sex. Shut the f*ck up.

Vinny's definitely trying to act like he's cool

in front of Nikki's friend.

And I'm like, oh, my God.

- That's why I like Caribbean gals.

They show their love, you know?

Like cooking and--

- Oh, that's not me. - OK.

All right. - Yeah.

I don't-- I'm not into the cooking.

- Vinny once said that he liked a girl

that wanted to wake up on time.

So he bought her a clock that was running around the room.

- It was called Clocky, and it had wheels on it,

and it would jump off of the counter.

And you have to get up and chase it.

- Oh, that's crazy.

- With Rochelle, you know, it's pretty good vibes.

We're talking now, and, like, we can get along.

We can joke around.

But you know, definitely catching a vibe.

She, like, probably wanted like a f*cking tennis bracelet.

But I was like, here's Clocky.

- I don't know if Rochelle was really feeling Vinny,

if you know what I mean.

- Think I just call him a chooch for no reason.

He's a chooch for a reason. - [laughs]

♪

- I got the shrimp fettuccine, the chicken fingers.

- It's like a fried potato.

- Pauly, what'd you get?

- I got the jerk pork. I never had it.

I wanted to try it, that's why. - Yeah.

- I always get the jerk chicken.

- What's this?

- This food looks so good. I love Jamaica.

- Man, that's so spicy. Wow.

♪

- Oh, what? What's happening?

- We're doing the limbo. - Yeah.

- Look at my man.

- My love, I can't do that.

- [laughs]

[cheering]

- OK, uh, my turn.

- Let's go, Nikki!

- I might fall.

I had a shot, just remember.

- You can do that?

Oh!

[cheering]

Hey!

- I think I could do it too.

- Angelina, you got this!

- I know--

- Oh, oh, my gosh.

- Oh! - Oh!

- I have a full shot of Angelina's vag*na again.

[laughter]

- [shrieks] - Yeah.

- I didn't know I had to cut it.

- Stop!

[all screaming]

- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

- [shrieks] - Oh, damn.

- Angelina gets A for effort.

[laughing] She put everything out there.

- Oh, sh*t. You gotta blur that out.

- This is like the fun Angelina, though.

You got it, Ang. Come on.

Out there, but fun.

- Ooh!

- Here we go.

- Oh! [laughter and applause]

- Hey! - That's the one.

[applause]

- Vinny, look, pon de spicy.

- I'm a gentleman.

Rochelle is my type.

I did a TikTok. - You did a TikTok?

- She's definitely a nice vibe.

- Oh, sh*t. This is the slide?

- I'm having an inner panic attack.

I don't wanna die.

[screaming]

- What the?

- I guess Angelina's missing?

- Facebook fan page

for "Jersey Shore" has just put up a post.

- So she saw this, then. - Yes.

- So that's why she spiraled.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hotter than the sun

♪ Make you take her out her sweater ♪

- I'm gonna try to get lucky with the missus.

I'll see you guys. - Michael!

- I need to go to bed. - Yeah, we're gonna go.

- Oh, wait. - No, we're going.

- All right, bye, guys.

- We decided we're not taking dessert so we

could leave Vinny and Nikki's friend Rochelle together

to get to know each other.

- There's a double date back there.

- Yeah, there you go.

- It's just us four? - Yeah.

- What the hell? - I know.

- That's what I said. - Double date.

- All of the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

Pauly loves being in Jamaica with Nikki,

so he loves it here.

Rochelle is here, so I, like-- like, I'm having fun.

- Vinny, look, pon de spicy.

- Whoa, take it easy.

- I'm-- I'm a gentleman.

- Usually, Vinny would want to come back.

And tonight he was like, I wanna see what's going on.

- Yeah, it's not gonna work out.

- Let's just party at the hotel.

- We'll do a nightcap.

- It-- it's sad because it--

I don't-- I don't know what he's doing.

And he seems like he likes Nikki's best friend,

but he's not putting in much effort.

- What is he doing? I don't--

- I don't know!

[groans] If I could only just get in

that man's head for, like, . seconds,

I'd kind of, maybe understand.

- I say that we catfish him on Raya.

- Ah!

- That is f*cked up.

[laughter]

But keep going. - Keep going.

[dance music]

- ♪ It's your world, mama

- Wait one second. - Don't fall.

- [sighs]

- Ooh! - What the hell was that?

- Good luck, Vin.

- He's not doing sh*t.

- Um, actually-- - Steee-rike!

- ♪ Viva la music

♪

- Oh, my God, this is literally--

- The Jamaican club?

- Yeah.

Rochelle is my type. - Huh?

- I like her vibe.

I did a TikTok.

- You did a TikTok?

- We had a great dinner.

Starting the vibe off right,

and let's see what happens next.

[laughter]

♪

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music]

♪

[music winds down]

- See, now I know why the girls in Double Shot

liked me more than they liked Vinny.

- It's so cute. - [chuckles]

- What's with you and all the romance?

- I'm saying. You didn't know?

- I have to hide my b*ner. - Stop!

- [chuckling] What?

I want to give you a kiss.

- All right.

- I, like, laugh at you for real.

Like, I can talk to you like you're my, like, my boy.

- That's not-- - It's so dope.

- I don't know if that's good. [chuckles]

♪

- Dinner was fun.

- Yeah, that Rochelle girl is really cute.

- She's beautiful. - I don't know.

I just don't think it's gonna work, though.

- It's almost like he got stage fright.

The ball was given to him, and he's fumbling it.

- He needs to go to, like, boyfriend school.

- Me and Rochelle, we're still kind of introverted,

looking straight ahead,

not talking to each other that much.

But I'd rather that than, like,

some kind of forced fake person annoying me.

- ♪ Bar hoppin', flippin' tables ♪

♪ Standing on benches, the night just started ♪

♪ We in the building, see how we livin' ♪

♪ Party and chillin'

- Should I bring my Speedo?

- [chuckles] Yeah, bring the Speedo, babe.

This is gonna be our first trip without the boys in five years.

- I know.

- I'm excited for Jamaica. I can't wait.

Should be super romantic.

We're going late because I couldn't leave

my boys for more than so many nights

because I miss them too much.

I'm-- I wonder if we're gonna miss stuff,

'cause this is the first trip that

we're not going the full time.

- Usually on the first day, it's a sh*t show.

- You see what a dumpster fire this is?

- Stop f*cking interrupting!

- Stop f*cking yelling at me!

- Welcome to San Diego.

- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,

you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.

- Yeah, I did not do one thing to you for you to--

- You are f*cking calculating,

and you f*cking know what you did.

- I was f*cking just saying the truth.

- There you go! - But it's not--

- So be like that.

- Family fun trip!

- Yeah, look at us, going on a romantic getaway.

You look insane. [laughs]

♪

- Nice hanging out. - Nice to meet you.

Are we gonna see you tomorrow or no?

- Um, I'm-- I'm gonna see how I feel.

- OK, OK. - Yeah.

- ♪ Awkward

- Maybe I'll see you.

If not, I'll see you in my DMs.

Ha ha, no, I'm just kidding. - [laughs]

- This is painful to watch.

- Bye! Good night. - Same. I don't know.

I'll probably see you tomorrow. If not--

- See ya in my DMs.

- Slide in his DMs. - See ya later.

- ♪ Quit playing, girlie

♪ Do it

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hello, happiness - Rise and shine.

- It's too bright in here. - ♪ 'Round the bend

- How we looking out there, Jamaica?

- Bye! - [muffled speech]

- All right. - Bye.

- We'll see you soon. - Safe drive back.

[muffled upbeat music playing]

♪

- Oh, my God.

This must be the start of the day.

♪

- Morning!

♪

- This right here is the best alarm clock

that you could ever wake up to,

especially in the islands.

- I guess Mike's up.

His theme music is following him.

♪

- Good morning, Jamaica!

♪

- Bro, last night was insane.

- It was crazy, huh?

- Yo, Jamaica, they do everything here extra.

- Yeah. Yep. - I noticed that.

♪

- I don't think Vinny and Rochelle caught a vibe.

We tried.

- Yeah, I don't think it's a bad thing to be picky.

I'd be like, oh, like, her big toe is too big.

[crickets chirp]

That's why I like Caribbean gals.

They show their love, you know? - How?

- By cooking and-- - Oh, that's not me.

- OK, all right. - Yeah.

- I'm not setting Vinny up with anybody anymore.

- [laughs] - f*ck that.

- I wonder, what are we gonna do today?

It's nice out.

- In Ocho Rios, where I'm from there--

- You're from here?

Are you Jamaican?

I thought you was Italian.

- There's, like, Mystic Mountain.

You take a crane up to, like, the mountain--

- Yeah.

- And there's a whole, like, village up there.

- Oh, sick. - You could bobsled.

You could zip line.

- [in Jamaican accent] We're on a vacation.

We're in Jamaica.

- [in Jamaican accent] With a fun vacation.

- We're going to-- - Mystic Mountain.

- We out here and she's happy. Look at that, man.

She never smile like that.

- You can tell Nikki is, like, in her element.

- Yeah. - She's in her mother country.

Her man is here. - She's, like, glowing.

- It's a special moment for them.

- Yeah. - You know?

He's visiting the streets she used to drive down,

the foods that she eats, meeting her friends and family.

Like, you guys have taken your relationship to another level.

- Yeah.

- Did you do your shot this morning?

- I did. - Oh, yeah?

- It's just a pain in the a*s to wake up and do it.

- At least everything worked out.

You were able to travel with it and they didn't--

- Yeah. - You know?

- This is like crunch time for me right now.

There's only a few weeks left until my embryo transfer,

so I'm just preparing my body, taking my medicine,

and I'm just kind of, like, hopeful right now.

- You're doing a great job.

- Thanks, babe. - You're welcome.

- One thing that keeps me going is

I have a very supportive partner, Justin,

who's like, we're gonna have our baby one day.

He keeps me positive.

He keeps my focus in the right place.

And him wanting a family just as much as me

makes me wanna continue on with this.

All right, you ready?

- I'm ready to go.

- Ooh, it's bright.

- Sun is shining out here in Jamaica.

- Hello. - Hi. Good morning.

- Ooh, it's a hot one today.

- Close the door. - I know.

- How you doing? - I'm alive. How are you?

- I'm tired and sweating.

- I'm super excited that Zack flies in today

with Chris and Deena because he was helping with the kids

and getting them to their dad

so I could enjoy a few days by myself.

Did you hear anything about Vinny, or?

- Well, I feel like nothing happened.

- Same.

- Did you like the friend?

- She was cool.

- Was it awkward?

[music stops]

- I think when he said,

"I bought a girl

I was in a long-term relationship a clock--"

- A clock. - 'Cause she couldn't wake up.

- Yeah, that is the biggest turnoff I've ever heard.

- [laughing] Same.

- Like, don't ever contact me again.

- No. - Freak.

- I kind of wanted them to connect,

- Oh, oh-- - But they didn't connect.

- I think we connected more than

any girl that you've ever connected.

- He's never gonna find someone.

- No.

The boys tried to, like, find him a girl in San Gennaro.

- Who wants to date the chooch?

[cheering]

- That failed. - So why don't we try

and, like, find him a girl like how the boys did,

but do it, like, totally different?

I like the old school dating shows.

- Oh, the 's!

- Yeah, and you're just asking them questions.

- Yeah, it's like, like through a curtain, like this, actually.

They have to talk to each other like this.

- And obviously there's gorgeous girls here

that he would love, but he would want to

get to know the person and actually like the person.

- Yes.

- Well, Deena's coming today, so the meatballs can host.

- OK, 'cause I would rather direct the show.

- Calm down, director. - [laughs]

I'm obsessed with Nicole's dating show for Vinny.

- Welcome to the dating show!

- I love being behind the camera.

And as long as I don't have to host

or be in front of the camera, splendid.

- All right, we're gonna have to ask the hotel.

- Oh, do you have his number, the butler?

Hold on. - Leo?

- Stage walkies, earpieces, cue cards,

microphone, confetti blasters.

- He cannot find out 'cause he will not show up.

- ♪ And gimme the special, gimme the special ♪

- OK, I love that you guys are all dressed down

because I figured we'd take you guys on a little road trip.

This Mystic Mountain place in Ocho Rios, where I'm from.

But-- - Aliens?

- No. - Oh.

[laughter] - No.

Mystic Mountain is gonna be fun.

I haven't been back since I was a child.

There's bobsledding up there.

- Like Jamaican bobsled team, same thing.

- I love that movie! - Yeah.

So it'd be good to show everybody around,

show everybody what Jamaica is all about.

Vibes, bobsled-- [in Jamaican accent] Yeah, man!

Where's Angelina?

- Call her. - All right, I'll call her.

- Tell her she has to come.

[line ringing] - OK.

- She can't sit out on family activities.

- Yo!

- Automated voice messaging system.

- OK.

- I would love Angelina to be a part of the roomie stuff,

but at the same time, she's not answering,

so I'm gonna enjoy it.

- Let's get outta here. - Guys, let's do this.

We're doing an excursion today.

We're gonna be like the Jamaican bobsled team,

but the Guido edition.

Yeah, dad!

[laughs]

What could go wrong?

[upbeat music playing]

[mellow music]

- ♪ Champagne flowing, diamonds gleam ♪

♪ Living my dream

- Hey, what's up?

- Hi!

- I think it's so cool that Pauly and Nikki

are planning this entire trip.

I'm even more excited to find out, you know,

where Nikki's from, about her culture,

and really learn more about Nikki.

- This is a huge step

for Pauly and Nikki's relationship.

Imagine if he proposes or something.

- That would be cool.

- Wouldn't that be crazy-pants? - That'd be sick.

♪

- ♪ Yeah, uh, oh

♪ And for what?

♪ I'm about the money

♪ I'm about the grind

♪ I'm about the struggle

♪ I'm about the hustle, I made it ♪

♪ I came up from the side

- This is Ocho Rios now, where I grew up.

- How many siblings do you have again?

- I have one sister and, uh, four brothers?

- Wow.

- My sister went to that school, Columbus Preparatory.

- Aww.

- No one cares. Anyway. - We're in my neighborhood now!

- Uh-uh. - Yeah.

- Honestly, this is amazing, Nikki telling us her spots,

like where she grew up.

- I think that's where my grandmother had her th.

- No way. - Yeah.

That's ackee on the tree.

That's the Jamaican national fruit.

- Oh, sh*t.

- That's an ackee tree.

- It's really nice to see Nikki, like, light up.

She's so excited to show us how she was raised,

where she grew up.

- Oh, look! The jelly stand!

- She has such a good heart.

She puts other people before she puts her own self.

So doing this trip for her, it's exactly what I pictured.

- What was it? - It's a coconut.

They call it "jelly."

- Oh, jelly's coconut? - Yeah.

- Oh.

- ♪ It's a hot, hot season, whoa ♪

♪

- The vacation has begun.

- Hi! - Hello, hello.

- How was the trip? - Amazing.

♪

Be careful! Be careful!

- I know! Holy moly!

This is exactly what I needed.

I am ready to enjoy these island vibes in Jamaica.

Pauly really hooked it up.

Ooh!

- Ooh-hoo! - This is nice.

[clanking]

Why does mine not sound like the guy's that was outside?

Oh, God, my hair.

- Deena! - Deena!

- Hi! - Did you make it?

- Yeah, we are in our room.

- No. Why? She's not with you?

- Nah.

We're going into, like, a bobsled.

You'll see us tonight.

Go in the cabana downstairs and get some food.

- All right. Bye. Love you.

I guess Angelina's missing?

- Maybe she's in her room.

- Well, if she didn't go with them,

I'm sure she just doesn't wanna be bothered.

- What if she's at the swim party?

- Imagine.

All right, let's go check it out.

- Did she say they were going bobsledding?

- But isn't that snow?

- Yeah. - All right.

♪

- So we're coming up on the Mystic Mountain.

- Oh, sh*t, this is the slide?

- So, Nikki, I don't know if I ever told you this,

but I am petrified of heights.

- Ooh. - Oh.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Get my drip, drip, drip

- We made it.

- Yeah!

- Land!

- Oh, my God, I'm panicking right now.

- [laughs]

- Literally, the only thing I know about Jamaica

is Jamaican bobsled team,

like, "Cool Runnings" the movie.

And that was one of my favorite movies growing up.

I feel like she did this for me.

- I heard it's fast.

- I'm having an inner panic attack right now.

I don't wanna die.

- I need a wellness check on Jenni.

- Oh, my God.

[retches]

Dude, that barbecue is coming up.

This is what I need.

- Jenni's getting taken out.

- It'll be a cool experience if Jenni pukes at the table.

- Jenni should be in the front, that's the--

- Oh, my God, I'm stuttering.

There's, like, a lot of variables

that I'm, like, internally battling right now.

- Come on in.

- Oh, yay! We get to ride together.

Oh, sh*t!

- Jenni! - Are you OK?

- [in Jamaican accent] In the Number car,

the Keto Guido.

[metallic squeaking]

- He is such a chooch.

- [laughs] He is such a chooch.

- [mockingly] Whoa.

It's super chill and kinda slow.

I'm just thinking, like, this is it?

[laughs]

both: Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme!

- Get on up! both: It's bobsled time!

- I love the bobsleds this time of year!

- Whoo!

- We outside! We outside!

- This is it?

[laughter]

- It's just a little slow.

Oh, this sucks-- oh!

- Why are we leaning? - What? Are we leaning?

But then once you drop down the hill, b*tch.

[shrieking]

- Where's the mountain?

[squeaking]

[music winds down]

- Whee.

- Whoo!

- [screams]

- Yeah!

- Whoo! Holy sh*t.

- I'm on probation!

[music winds down]

- Get!

- [screams]

[shrieking]

- Oh, sh*t.

- Brace for impact. both: Whoa!

- That was f*cking amazing.

[upbeat Jamaican music]

- Are we doing shots? - We are!

[cheering]

- I've been super busy being in mom mode,

so I'm, like, really excited to be international

with my husband.

This is gonna be romantic.

- Slurp it down.

Slurp it down.

- He's cut off.

[laughter]

- ♪ Let the vibe

♪ Gonna sway or not

- Yo, that's a good picture right here.

- Oh, we taking pictures?

- Get it.

- Make sure you send it to me, Mike.

- ♪ Hold up

♪ Meet me in the middle

all: Bobsleds!

- ♪ Yo, let the images and don't give me just a little ♪

♪ You know that you'll come running back ♪

[sentimental music]

- I'm feeling a little bit vulnerable

and a little stressed out.

- Enjoying the view?

- Yeah, it's so beautiful here. I love it.

We have another embryo transfer.

Hopefully, it all works out.

We're gonna think positive.

We can become pregnant.

- I'm so glad you guys made it.

- So I had, like, a doctor appointment,

so I had to, like, push it back a day.

But I'm really happy I'm here.

I had to bring my shot with me--

- Yeah. - And, like, all my stuff,

like, my hormone stuff.

- Yeah.

- So, like, I'm not gonna be able to swim or anything,

or drink.

- You're focused on your-- your track.

- The next two or three weeks is our next transfer.

I know you kinda know, 'cause you--

you didn't do the IVF route, but--

- I explored it, yeah.

- You kinda know based off of everything

that you've gone through. - Right.

- We got pregnant to--

- We were-- we got pregnant the night he got home.

And then it was and /, weeks, and I miscarried.

It is the hardest thing that you've ever gone through,

just the beginning stage of, like, your family,

you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- ♪ It's a hot, hot season, whoa ♪

- These pigeons are different than the New York City pigeons.

- Those are flying rats, bro.

- No! - No, they are. They are.

- Back in the day, years and years ago,

everybody used pigeons as messengers.

They were people's pets. They loved pigeons.

So that was in their genes.

And then they were like, phones came around, and technology,

and they were like, F the pigeons!

- Chris, you gotta be nice to pigeons.

- Oh, I bet.

- You know, I haven't really heard anything about Ang,

but the thing with the stray dogs sounds a little weird.

I just hope that she's OK since, you know,

Peanut isn't here with her.

Maybe she's having a hard time. Who knows?

But anyway, be nice to pigeons.

- [smooches, laughs]

- Whoa, man. - You're flexible.

- I always knew Pauly and Nikki were

the real deal because they've been together for so long.

But watching Nikki and Pauly in Jamaica

shows they're a team together.

They're perfect for each other.

[giggling] - I can't go no lower.

- What's-- what's been going on, brother?

- Nothing, man, I'm just, you know--

me and Sam going through this IVF journey.

- Yeah, I know everyone's been, like,

really checking in with Sam, you know what I mean.

But at the same time, you guys as a couple,

you're both going through this thing together.

- No, absolutely. - And you're not alone.

There's support out there.

There's people that are going through the same things

as you are.

And there are, you know, good stories, positive endings.

- I think, too, going through this whole process,

you don't realize how many people

go through the exact same process--

- Yeah.

- Until, like, you know, she came out about it,

and, like, everybody was hitting her up, being like--

- I didn't even know you guys were going through it,

you know? - Yeah.

I try to be the strong person for her 'cause

she's gotta do most of the work, I mean, all the shots.

- %.

- The hormone swings from all the medicine you gotta take,

and the constantly going to the doctor every week, it's like--

- Yeah, we had our first miscarriage and we had our--

our second miscarriage.

And I felt helpless.

It was something in my life--

- You can't do nothing about it.

- --that I just couldn't do anything about.

Powerless.

- I want to ask you, when you suffered so many miscarriages,

how did you handle that whole nine months

without, like, freaking out?

- Oh, my God, with Romeo,

I didn't move for probably six months.

And I-- like, physically.

- Like bed rest, chill. - Yeah, and not--

- You were nervous. - I was scared.

- You were like, what if I do something?

- Yes. I thought-- - That's gonna be me--

- I thought that, no matter what I do,

it's just, something's gonna happen.

It's gonna be my fault. What did I eat wrong?

What did I exercise wrong?

- That's how I am right now.

- You're thinking that it's your fault,

and it % is not your fault.

[sentimental music]

- By understanding that you're powerless,

you're really helping yourself.

- Oh, yeah 'cause you lift the weight off your shoulders.

- Yes, by surrendering.

- It's good to hear somebody say,

I've been through it before-- - Yeah.

- --and you're doing a great job.

- And you take it one day at a time.

- And it'll eventually work. - And it will eventually work.

[upbeat music]

[thwacking]

- Where do youse wanna eat at? Sit over here?

- Yeah.

I've never tried the jerk sauce in Jamaica.

Can I be able to get a thigh, or one of those right there?

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- What is that? A thigh?

- You want the thigh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm leaning into their culture, so I'm trying everything.

Oh, wow.

The jerk chicken is good. - Wow, really good.

- This little jerk chicken stand is fire.

- Yeah.

- We are truly, truly rooting and praying for you guys.

- Appreciate that, Mike. - Definitely.

- You're a good dude. - God bless, man.

Rooting for y'all.

- Let's have a good time in Jamaica.

- Let's go.

- What's meant to be is going to be.

And I'm so proud of you.

Like, the fact that you're sharing it, it makes--

I know it's making you feel, like, extra vulnerable,

but it's making you stronger by sharing it.

Like, I promise you, it's making you stronger.

- He's, like, very positive about it, which makes me--

- I love that. - --wanna be.

But I know I'm gonna be freaking out

after the transfer-- I'm gonna be just freaking out.

- It's-- it's easier said than done,

but you're doing everything that you can do.

- Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome.

I just want you to know that, like, Mike and I

are here for you at any time.

- You guys are always the best.

I would give anything to have a baby,

but whatever's meant to be will be.

I just will know on my end

that I gave it my all and that's all that matters.

- I am super proud of you guys.

There's a bigger plan out there,

and it's gonna happen when it's gonna happen.

And you guys are going to have your rainbow baby.

- We will. We believe it.

One day.

I'm sweaty, but, Mike,

thank you so much for your kind words.

You and Lauren are the best. We really appreciate it.

- Meet us in the suite. - Don't tell Vinny.

Directing a live dating show for Vinny tonight.

I need all hands on deck.

- Welcome to "The Last Shot at Love,"

Vinny Guadagnino style.

[cheering]

[foreboding beats]

- He's gonna love this.

[upbeat music]

- Can we go?

- OK, activity done.

- You did it, Joe.

- We did it, Joe.

- Ooh, it's nice and cool in here.

- The bobsled was amazing, but I'm excited to eat.

I wanna have a drink.

Like, I feel like it's time to day drink now.

- No, she's not. - Oh.

- Yes, she is. - Oh!

I told you.

- How is it, guys?

- Angelina just texted the group chat.

I'm gonna call her.

So she's alive.

[line ringing]

She's not answering.

Is she going through it?

[ringing continues]

- ♪ If you're really feelin' it ♪

♪ I'm unlimited

♪ Sweet like cinnamon

- Ocho Rios.

- Yeah, welcome to my hometown.

My aunt had a bakery here.

It's not there anymore! [whimpers]

- What up? Look at the wig shop.

- Yeah, that used to be my aunt's bakery

that we used to bake all my birthday cakes there.

- ♪ Save for me time, 'cause I'm on a diet ♪

♪ Don't stare when I pass by

- So pretty out here.

I love it.

- So this place, Miss T's Kitchen,

comes highly recommended from Nikki.

And, like, she hasn't steered us wrong at all.

So of course, I'm excited for this.

- We got a jerk chicken salad, a smoked marlin,

a jerk shrimp, wings,

curried ackee, jerk chicken pasta.

- Feel like you were born in this restaurant.

[mellow music]

[whirring]

- All right.

- Can you chop it open after for the jelly?

- Yeah, I can. - Oh!

- Look at me, man.

- Ooh, yas. Ooh.

- Ooh. - Look at that, man.

- This food is incredible. It's so authentic.

They literally, like, cooking the chickens,

like, right next to us.

- Yeah, somebody ordered correctly.

- This chicken is good.

- f*cking the best chicken that I've ever had

in my entire life.

This is f*cking amazing.

- Jamaicans eat the bone.

- Eat the bone? - Yeah, they chew the bone.

- You could eat the bone? - Mm-hmm.

- And she said "thank you" to the bone.

- Vinny, what's your idea of a wife?

- You guys wanna hear my dating profile?

- I wanna know all about you and your dating profile, yes.

- It's gonna be good. - You want to read it?

- Yeah. Oh, damn.

It's a paragraph. - [clears throat]

This is f*cking great.

I was gonna try and like, kind of pry information

from Vinny for the dating show about everything.

The girls, what he likes, what he doesn't, like--

but he's just organically giving it to me.

I hit the jackpot without trying.

", intentionally dating,

looking to be a good husband

for someone who wants to be a wife and eventual mother.

If you're nonchalant, aloof, vape,

not looking for a relationship, chaotic,

or do not know how to communicate,

don't match with me." - [laughs]

- It's a checklist. - And they still swipe?

- Yep. They're nutcases.

- They go, I appreciate the honesty,

and I appreciate you knowing what you want.

- What makes you want to swipe for them?

- I start with physical attraction.

I like more brunette.

I like thicker, like, slim thick.

- So if you see, like, a skinny blonde, automatically no?

- Probably. It's not my type.

- Speaking of the dating sites,

the Facebook fan page for "Jersey Shore"

has just put up a post.

It may explain a lot

of what has happened over the past hours.

- Really?

Do tell.

- "Angelina, since you've been gone in Jamaica,

. has been seen on dating sites.

Multiple people around the world know

and therefore you should know the truth."

- Yes.

- Whatever is happening now on social media,

I'm sure this is all adding to, you know,

where Angelina's head at is right now.

So she's going through it.

- So she saw this then?

- Yes. - So that's why she spiraled.

- Maybe this is why Angelina won't come out of her room,

not just because of Peanut, because she knows

. is on these dating sites.

But, I mean, they're not together,

so that was bound to happen.

- And do you want to know his catch phrase

to reel in the fish?

- What is it? - Oh, my God.

- That's a-- - Cringe.

That's the cringiest sh*t I've ever heard.

- All the pussies just dried up.

- Yeah.

- Should I just go knock on her door?

Angeliner!

I'm just a little concerned, like, what's going on with her.

- Ooh, you can see in people's rooms.

Let's see if anyone's banging.

[music winds down]

- Eww! Why are you being a pervert?

- All right, let's be honest.

If I said, oh, look, two people banging,

would you look?

Thank you.

♪

- ♪ This is my era

♪ It don't matter where

♪ It's gonna be loca sera

- We held down the fort, guys.

- Yes, we did.

♪

- Oh, my goodness.

- Like, what are we doing tonight?

- I don't know. - Don't worry.

- I am so excited to put on the dating show for Vinny tonight.

- All right, guys, it's been real.

- But first, I just wanna get back and see my man because

he flew all the way here and he's been waiting at the hotel,

probably drunk, for the last six hours.

- Oh, no, again!

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

- Embarrassing.

- Knock, knock. - Yo!

What's up? - Hi!

- Hey, what's up?

- What's up, Buckets? - Vincent, what's up.

- How are ya? - You look so pretty.

- Hey, babe.

- Look at you. - Aw!

- What'd you do today?

- We went down to the pool.

- Did you see Ang?

She never made it with us. - No.

We called her a couple times.

But the ladies at the pool that we met said

she was out until : AM.

- Doing what?

- Feeding stray dogs. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God. - That's what they said.

- No, you're not taking my sneak-- no!

Don't! Don't take my sandal!

Ah!

No! Don't bite my legs!

[laughs]

- I feel like she's missing Peanut.

Well, guys, I have something very fun planned for later.

- Ooh. - No one cares.

- No, it's gonna be so much fun, Vinny.

You have no idea. - [laughs]

- So we're gonna go and shower, get ready,

and then we'll meet back in the suite.

- Can we get a hint? - No, I can't tell you.

It's a surprise. - How do we know how to dress?

- Dress nice.

- I think I'm gonna do a "tray."

That's like a tan gray.

- All right, so let's get ready.

- I need to remove myself from him.

- Please. - Let's go, baby.

- They've been stuck with me for too long.

[upbeat music]

I would love to go to, like, a nightclub or a--

or a lounge or something.

Maybe go off the resort,

pick up some, like, local ladies,

you know what I mean?

- [gasps] The butler, he brought my signs.

Perfect.

- Boo?

- Yes? - Can I come in?

- Yeah.

- You ready?

- Yeah. We still doing this?

- We're gonna wing this.

- But, like, if I'm truly directing,

I can't be worried about the audience.

- Look at you!

OK, continue. - Where's my headset?

When it comes to directing a live dating show,

I need all hands on deck.

I need some of the roommates to help find the girls.

I'm gonna need Mike to do cue cards.

I need Nicole to host.

- Meet us in the suite ASAP, please.

Thank you. - Don't tell Vinny.

- Don't tell the chooch.

[messages blipping]

- What do the girls have planned now?

- Hey!

- Hi!

Oh, OK, Nikki!

- Whoo!

- Wait, what about me?

- Whoa. - What's going on?

- Where's Vinny? - Hey, guys.

- Hello! - Hi!

- OK, ready?

This is what's happening tonight.

Welcome to "The Last Shot at Love,"

Vinny Guadagnino style.

[cheering]

- He's gonna love this.

- It's almost like we do a dating show for Vincent

every few months.

- Once upon a time, me and my best friend

took a double shot at love.

Hello? Love of my life?

This is my third dating show.

I'm here to find some love.

We're about to play a little game I like to call

"Date the Chooch."

- Oh, yeah! [cheering]

- It's definitely the last shot at love for this man.

- We're gonna do a s version

live-action dating game

with the divider where he cannot see them.

- I love this!

There's a lot at stake with this dating game.

Of course, Vinny needs a date for my wedding,

and he just needs to settle down.

It's time.

- Jenni's the director, by the way.

- I will be directing. - 'Cause she's a director.

- I love it. I love it.

- So we need a host, obviously,

so the meatballs are gonna host.

- Are you OK with that? - Ooh, I'm hosting?

- Yes, you love hosting.

- I think this is great for me,

'cause I think I'm an awesome host.

both: Meatball Show!

- It's gonna be a good frickin' time.

- Mm-hmm. [glass shatters]

- And I know how to, like, you know, entertain.

- Mike, would you do the honors of helping with the audience?

- Oh, of course. - So it'll be like applause.

- BDS is on crowd control.

People are not going to like Vinny.

It just is what it is.

But if BDS says to applause, or clap, or quiet,

people are most likely gonna listen.

- Everybody else, I feel like we need help

to get the actual girls, the contestants.

The beautiful women. - So we don't know--

- We don't have contestants yet.

- You guys gotta go on the prowl downstairs.

[all chattering] - What?

- The hell?

- Try and find Vinny his wife.

- I know what Vinny likes when it comes to women.

They just don't always like him back.

- Make sure you do not tell Vinny.

- Obviously, it's a secret.

- The stakes are very high tonight.

He's about to be pushing and still single.

He's going in the direction of Uncle Nino.

- Hey!

- That looks like a really creepy scene right now.

- All right, guys, "Last Shot at Love."

Are you ready? - Let's do this.

- Let's do it!

[cheers and applause]

- Please welcome Vinny Guadagnino!

[cheers and applause]

- Cue cards.

- Vinny, this is a live dating show.

[tense sting]

- Everybody stand up and f*cking dance.

- The f*ck is happening?

- Deena! - Please!

- Oh, my God.

- This is painful.

- Cut to our commercial!

- [laughs]

- Did she give you a reason why she put you up for adoption?

- She gave me a better life.

The next step would be like a FaceTime call.

- It gave me goosebumps.