- ♪ MTV ♪
- Rochelle, are you seeing anyone?
- That's an interesting question.
Double date.
- Rochelle is my type.
- Steee-rike!
- . has been on dating sites.
- She saw this then?
- Yes.
- So that's why she spiraled.
- We're going to do a s dating game.
- The meatballs are going to host.
- Welcome to "The Last Shot at Love,"
Vinny Guadagnino style. - Whoo!
We're going to try and find Vinny his wife.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
- "Last Shot at Love."
all: "Last Shot at Love."
- ♪ Stay on the prowl ♪
- Let's go find some gals.
- Let's go. - All right.
Cheers to a good show tonight.
- Oh, I'm excited.
- The two hosts and the director.
- Last night, Vinny crashed and burned.
- That's why I like Caribbean gals.
They show their love by cooking and--
- Oh, that's not me. OK.
- All right. - Yeah
- One last time.
Let's try and find Vinny love.
We need all the roomies on deck for this dating show.
- Your first live show.
- Jenni's going to be the director.
- So we need to block out the camera shots.
- Me and Deena are going to host.
- What's your hosting voice?
- I'll be like, ladies and gentlemen.
I get, like, a weird voice.
- Mike's the crowd person that says laugh, cry.
- Boo this man.
- Pauly and the rest of the roomies
are in charge of casting.
- We need to know if they're right for Vinny.
- Where are you girls from?
- And Vinny has no idea what's happening.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Yeah, so I'm going to run to your love ♪
♪ Then run to the morning ♪
♪ Run to your love ♪
- It's a big stage.
Did you see it downstairs?
- I did.
- Directing a live dating show.
Not my specialty.
Horror movies are.
And all, like, the audience chairs.
I wonder if we're going to fill it.
But somebody needs to be behind the scenes
making sure everything is running smoothly.
And that's kind of, like, something I'm learning to do.
OK?
- On these dating shows, it's more of like, OK,
we're going on a first date.
Where are you going to bring me and--
- You got to come up with a story.
- Yeah.
We need good questions that we can have Vinny ask these girls.
- Anything about strippers we should ask?
- Because he was one.
- Still is, probably.
- Gross.
- We're going to be prepared, and we're actually
going to pull this off.
What if he's like, I'm not doing this and walks away?
- Then we go "Jerry Springer" on his a*s.
Camera runs with him.
- Yes, director.
- ♪ Go ahead and clap for me clap, clap ♪
♪ Can you say I'm good? ♪
♪ Run it back for me ♪
♪ Run it back, back ♪
♪ Go ahead and clap ♪
- BDS has been entrusted with crowd control.
When BDS instructs the crowd to be quiet,
it's because BDS says so.
And when you hear applause, it's because BDS
says "applause."
- ♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
- I think this one is self-explanatory.
- Do you guys see any prospects?
- Excuse us.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is anybody over here single?
- I'm single as [beep].
- Are you down for a blind date?
- Yeah.
- It's a whole dating game.
- Oh.
- It'll be fun.
- I'll think about it.
- Nah.
I know what Vinny likes when it comes to women.
We need to get to know them, though.
Where are they from? What do they do?
I've helped him find love times.
What do you girls do for work?
So I am perfect for this.
- Our boy's a bit of an entrepreneur.
- Yeah. - He's an ex-stripper though.
- What are you guys--
- I mean, sure.
- Perfect.
But I think Vinny has gotten too comfortable being single.
- Whoa.
Ha-ha.
- I need to max out all my powers
to help this chooch find love.
- What do you guys look for in a guy?
- Our boy's a stand-up comedian.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Let's go get Ange.
- Ange has to distract Vinny.
She didn't leave her room today?
- No.
- No.
- I missed the day today, because I'm just in my feels
about . and my relationship.
- Have you spoke to her? - Ange?
- I haven't spoken to her all day.
- But I still wanted to try to have a good time.
- Hey. - Hi.
- We need your help.
- Yeah.
- So we are doing a dating show for Vinny.
- Another one?
- And so we need you to distract him while we're
getting all of this ready.
But do not tell him about it.
- Keep him occupied.
- What do I say?
- Nothing about tonight, though.
- I don't mind running distraction with Vin
because I can do it pretty easily.
I know what I'm doing.
I've been doing this for a long time.
- Oh, you're stepping on my d*ck.
Get off.
Get the f*ck out of here.
Ow.
I just got assaulted.
You just grabbed my d*ck.
[both screaming]
- I got you, girls.
- You got this.
- Hey. What's up?
- I got you a present.
- Thank you.
- Can I come in? - For what?
- I don't know.
- Why are you sitting in here? - Huh?
- Why were you over here? - I don't know.
I was going to ask you the same question.
- I don't f*cking know.
I have no idea why Angelina's sitting in my room.
Like, I know she's obsessed with me.
But what's happening?
- We're like two peas in a pod.
- No.
- Ooh, this goes so fast.
- Too fast.
Look how beautiful this stage is.
both: Oh, my god.
- Oh, there's a f*cking audience already.
- Hello, everyone.
Jenni, the director.
- Oh, my god.
So embarrassing.
- Who should we call up there first?
- Ooh, definitely the Jamaican girl.
- Jamaican. We're gonna go with the straps.
- Yeah, the straps.. - What about London?
London? London?
- I like London. - Jamaica.
London. And who else?
- Oh, that Canadian girl. - The Canada girl?
- Oh, yeah. Meet us--
- Tell them meet us at the stage.
- --at the stage.
Bet. - Perfect.
All right, guys, we got a Situation.
[cheers and applause]
Yes.
Good job. Good job.
- Something's happening on the stage.
- Why do my t*ts look so much bigger tonight, right?
You were looking at my t*ts a lot yesterday.
- I was not looking at your t*ts.
Your t*ts were looking at me.
- Who's ready?
- I know how to, like, you know, entertain.
Who's here a mom just trying to get drunk?
- What is she saying?
- And what was your favorite drink?
- Wine. - Ooh.
Me too, b*tch.
Are you a meatball?
- She's screaming in her face.
- I just got here today, so I just wanna be drunk.
That's all.
- Ooh, I feel that.
I just got here today, and I just wanna be drunk.
- Lord, have mercy.
- At this moment, I realize I am not
going to direct a masterpiece.
- Let's go take a shot somewhere.
- I don't think--
I don't think it's a good idea.
- Oh, Dee, I don't think you need any shots, babe.
- Who's ready for a party?
- What do you think they're really doing?
- No idea.
- That's weird.
Someone's f*cking definitely getting married.
- Hi, ladies. - Hello.
Hello, hello. - Are you guys nervous?
- A little bit. - A little bit?
- Don't be. - Don't be.
Shake it off. Shake it off.
- Yeah, shake it off. - Yeah, you'll be fine.
- This is going to be fun.
- We're not doing, how tall are you?
What's your weight? - No.
I'll kick him in his p*nis.
- Personality only.
- We got the girls.
- Vin, you look so happy to see me.
Hi.
- I've been in my room for a while now.
Haven't heard from the other roomies.
I think something is definitely up.
Talking to you puts me in fight or flight.
- So do you want to just do a Zen moment?
- Yeah.
- OK.
- Just not talk.
Just chill.
- Teach me how to meditate maybe.
- Shh.
- OK.
- See?
Isn't this so much better?
[peaceful music]
- You have to hold my hand, though.
[music winds down]
- Who's drunk, b*tches?
- ♪ Welcome to Jamaica Jersey Shore ♪
- Who's ready?
- Somebody say, yeah, mon.
[reggae music]
- ♪ Everybody wave their hands ♪
- Oh, my god, like, the crowd is feeling it.
I'm super excited.
We got to get the show started now.
Jamaica, mon.
I'm going to k*ll this f*cking sh*t.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, mon.
Thank you so much.
- Who's having fun in Jamaica?
[cheers and applause]
Welcome to Vinny's dating show, "Last Shot at Love--"
- Girls, move up more.
- --Jamaica style.
[cheers and applause]
Today, we've got one very single bachelor.
I would like you all to meet Vinny right now.
[cheers and applause]
f*ck.
- Never mind.
- Just kidding.
- Come down.
[phone chimes]
- Vin, let's go. - Why?
- Come on. Let's go.
- Go where?
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Come on, Vin.
We're going to some show.
- All right, let's cue some music.
We're going to dance a little.
- Let's dance a little bit, baby.
Hit it-- - Stand up.
- We got no band.
- Our band left.
[together] Aw.
- Our band left.
Deena, sing.
- ♪ Every day and every night ♪
♪ You go and start a fight ♪
- I hear Deena's voice.
- Oh, no.
- Go, Dee.
- Everybody stand up and f*cking dance.
- Oh, my god.
- Please. - Deena.
- Please.
- Don't yell at our audience.
- ♪ Every day and every night ♪
- What is going on?
- Maybe it's a talent show.
- ♪ You go and start a fight ♪
- Guess I'm doing comedy.
- ♪ I do not know what to do ♪
- ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪
- ♪ Every day and every night ♪
- ♪ You go and start a fight ♪
All right. Thank you.
That's all. - Can I go up with you?
I would really be funny. - No.
- Please?
- Vinny's on his way.
- Everybody get up.
[together] Vinny! Vinny!
- Zack!
Justin!
Sam!
Get the f*ck up.
- Oh, my god, Deena. - Oh, my god.
It's so embarrassing, though.
- I'm so confused.
- Vinny.
- There's like people here.
Hello.
Is anyone going to tell me about this?
- Vinny's here. - Vinny's here, guys.
- ♪ Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga ♪
♪ Game on ♪
- What the hell are you doing?
- You guys, please welcome our very single--
- What am I doing? Comedy?
Maybe you should, like, prep me a little bit
before I do a show.
- Please share with the people watching why you're here today.
- Why I'm here? - Yeah.
- I have no f*cking idea.
I don't know why I'm here.
- ♪ Bring it on ♪
- Yeah!
- Oh, OK.
OK, I'll give it a whirl.
- Oh, yes, Daddy.
- Yes.
- She gave you a reason why she put you up for adoption?
- She gave me a better life.
- Yeah.
- The next step would be like a FaceTime call.
- That gave me goose bumps.
- OK, you guys, please welcome our very
single Vinny Guadagnino.
[cheers and applause]
[together] Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.
- Please share with the people watching why you're here today.
- Why I'm here? - Yeah.
- I have no f*cking idea.
- Because you're single.
- Oh.
- Vinny, this is a live dating show.
Like from the 's.
- Welcome to "The Last Shot at Love."
[cheers and applause]
- Welcome to "Vinny's Last Shot at Love"
with the most eligible chooch himself,
Vinny Guadagnino, with his hype man, Mike The Situation.
- I'm crowd control.
- Directed by JWOWW and hosted by Snooki and Deena.
- I'm drinking.
- I'll do a shot with you.
- This is "Vinny's Last Shot at Love."
- Just remember, Vinny, that there's
millions of women out there. - "The Last Shot."
- But as they say in Jamaica-- - Welcome to--
- All you need is one love.
Oh, sorry.
[laughter]
- Deena, don't--
Deena, go.
- Listen to me, you.
- What the f*ck is happening?
- Meatballs don't like when they interrupt each other.
- I don't know where we are now.
- Are you guys drunk?
- Definitely Deena.
- I am f*cking dying, but I'm directing.
Move on.
- We're just trying to make it perfect.
- They're not drunk.
Anything this crew does is kind of a circus.
- Are you freaked out that Vinny likes squid porn?
- I don't.
Shut up.
- So you are single and ready to mingle?
- Right.
- Ronnie, stop flirting with the girls.
They're for Vinny.
- I don't know if these guys are going to, like,
find my type.
- Vinny, as you know, there are three ladies on the other side
of this wall--
- I didn't know that.
- --which will be your date and that'll be your solely--
- The f*ck is a solely?
- Be my solely?
- I might have said that wrong.
- This is painful.
- I feel like you guys need, like, some water.
- Would you want a sip of wine?
- I'm going upstairs.
- All right, Vinny.
We have curated a list of questions we think
are perfect for you to ask.
So at the end, you will decide who's
lucky enough to maybe be the plus one at Sammi's wedding.
[together] Aw.
- Is that, like, a joke? Heh-heh-heh.
- Vinny, take it away with your first question.
- All right.
Contestant number one.
- Hi, Vinny.
- Ooh.
- A little accent.
- I am a comedian.
Tell me your best joke.
- What's brown and sticky?
- What's brown and sticky?
Tell me.
- A stick.
- [laughs] That was actually really f*cking funny.
- [laughs]
- I don't get that.
- A stick is brown and sticky.
- He really liked it.
[laughter]
- That sh*t was fire.
Sense of humor. I like it.
Contestant number two.
Ooh, this is a good one.
What does the color gray make you feel like?
- I love the color gray.
It makes me feel so good.
- She's lying.
- But I like it.
Contestant number three, tell me three words
you think I'd like to hear in the most
romantic voice you can.
- Oh, yes, Daddy.
- Yes.
Yes.
Contestant number one, what does your TikTok For You
page look like?
- People cleaning carpets.
- [laughs]
- Um.
Yeah.
Never got that one before.
So you like to be clean?
We'll have clean carpets.
- I love clean carpets.
- Contestant number two, describe
what celebrity you look like.
- On my best day, I look like Kim Kardashian.
- We got Kim Kardashian.
[cheers and applause]
I like that.
Contestant number three, if you traveled back in time
and you met me on the Shore, what pickup line would
get you in the smush room?
- Knock, knock. - Who's there?
- Baby.
- Baby who?
- Baby, I want you.
- Aw, very creative.
- DTF.
- All right.
Contestant number one, what do you think
of a guy who is a mama's boy?
- Red flag.
[buzzer blares]
Major red flag.
- Good to know.
Are you putting lipstick on me? - Yeah.
- Pizza and chicken cutlets?
It's my favorite.
- Ick central.
- I can't.
- She should just walk off the stage right now.
[buzzer blares]
- All right.
Contestant number two, if I had to get a hair transplant--
- Oh, my god.
- --what would be the first thing you'd say
to me when you saw it?
- All alleged. - Allegedly.
- All alleged, but it looks great.
- What would be the first thing you would say to me?
- Absolutely obsessed.
[cheers and applause]
- Contestant three, if you had a warning
label, what would yours say?
- Oh, I like number three.
I like it.
All right, we're going to change up the game a little
bit here.
Show the crowd your best dance move.
[applause]
- Contestant number one, let's dance, girl.
- ♪ Girls love to dance ♪
♪ When you step up in the club ♪
♪ You'll feel the heat - Yeah, girl.
All right.
Contestant number two.
[cheers and applause]
- Yes.
- OK, mama.
Contestant number three.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Girls love to dance ♪
- Now it's time for Vinny's vibe check.
- Of the three girls, who were you vibing with the least?
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Well, uh--
- Go into commercial.
- It was a really tough decision.
- Cut to commercial. - Cut to commercial.
- Jenni quit.
- Cut to our commercial.
- We are experiencing technical difficulties
right now.
We will be right back.
- Thanks, Mike.
Stay tuned to "Vinny's Last Shot at Love."
- Cut to commercial.
- Welcome back to "Vinny's Last Shot at Love."
- Cue the applause.
- f*cking cue the applause.
- Now it's time for Vinny's vibe check.
You met three single ladies.
Who was your favorite, and who are you vibing with the best?
- No, no.
Wrong question.
- That would give away the ending, as*h*le.
- This is insane.
- I had the wrong card. - No, you didn't.
- I am--
- From the top.
- Hold on.
- Maybe we should have rehearsed this,
but we're still k*lling it.
- Who are you vibing with the least?
- Well, I love all of them equally.
But, you know, it's just that not everyone's
compatible for everybody.
- OK.
- So it's not somebody who I wouldn't like.
I don't think she would like me, because I am a mama's boy.
I'm sorry, contestant number one.
[together] Aww.
- So what's the reason why you picked number one?
- I just said it.
- Well, it's on the card, Vinny.
Just f*cking play ball.
- She said she doesn't like mama's boys--
- What are you talking about? He just said it.
- I'm a mama's boy.
- All right, well, let's bring her out so you
can see what you're missing.
- Bring her out. - Oh.
- Bring her out.
- Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm a mama's boy.
- Contestant number one is pretty fine.
I'm not going to lie.
But she doesn't like mama's boys.
And I'm the mama's boy of all mama's boys.
- Thank you. - Whoo!
- Vinny, which of the remaining ladies will be your date?
- Lady number two or lady number three?
- I love both of these girls equally.
[laughter]
They are great women.
I like number two's vibe.
[together] Aw.
- She's like a--
Mike, stop.
I also like contestant number three.
She had really good answers.
I like you, Daddy, or something like that.
I'm going to have to pick--
--contestant number three.
[cheers and applause]
Contestant number three has some good rizz.
She had really good answers, and everyone was really,
like, loving her dance.
- Well, before you meet her, please say hello
to contestant number two.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, wow.
You're very beautiful.
Yeah, Jenni, I think we need to do another take.
I made a mistake. OK.
- Oh, my god.
- That was so awkward.
Vinny just literally looked down her shirt.
- Vinny, you cheated.
We caught you looking down the barrel of the cupcakes.
- I can only make one choice. So--
- Exactly.
- Oh, he did it again.
What just happened?
- Vinny, are you ready to meet your date?
- Yeah.
- Let's go, Vinny.
Meet contestant number three.
[cheers and applause]
- Hello.
Nice to meet you.
- Come in close. Let's hug it out.
- He went in for a handshake.
- Nice to meet you. - [laughs]
- Oh, my god.
It's so awkward.
- He was like this.
Vinny is a lost cause in his dating game.
- OK. Ew.
Why are you standing like that?
- He went like this.
- Talk to her. - Hi.
What's your name?
- Oh, my god.
- What is happening? - I'm Vinny.
Nice to meet you. - Make out.
- I really liked some of your answers.
They were really good.
- OK, thank you.
- Thanks for playing along.
- Is he OK?
Damn.
He has no game.
- Are you from Jamaica? - Yes, I'm Jamaican.
- Cool, cool.
[together] Aw.
- Dating show gone wrong.
- Go enjoy your date, Vinny.
[cheers and applause]
- You just won a date with a mama's boy.
- Thank you for watching "Last Shot at Love," baby.
- Oh, man.
Take the mic away.
- Everybody scream.
- Oh, no.
- [indistinct].
- I quit.
Just scroll my obituary on the screen at this point,
because I'm dead.
- Thank you, Michael.
Thank you for doing your job.
- What a beautiful ending.
Thanks for watching "Vinny's Last Shot at Love."
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I feel like they're cute together,
but, like, Vinny is being, like, totally weird.
God damn it.
- What?
- Vinny, good luck on your date, bro.
Don't do anything the Situation wouldn't do.
- All right, well.
I'm getting déjà vu of all the dating shows that I've been on.
I've had so many one-on-ones at this [...] point.
- The way that we eat animals is very important.
- I feel like we have the best mental connection.
So you graduated with the poli sci?
- Yeah.
- It's getting-- getting weird at this point.
So you're an accountant.
So you can do my taxes?
- Well, I'm not familiar with U.S. taxes.
- Oh.
My friend Mike that was holding the sign?
- Yeah.
- He didn't pay his taxes.
- Why not? - And he went to jail.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- Great job, honey.
- I did a great job crowd control, right, honey?
- You did a great job.
- I did.
- I'm never directing a live show ever again.
- That was a disaster.
- Yeah, that was great.
- Oh, Jenni, you did an amazing job.
- No, you did a good job. It wasn't you.
- They were standing too close to the f*cking speaker.
[microphone feedback] - Oh.
- Vinny, move on.
- Oops.
- Deena went into concert.
- ♪ I do not know what to do ♪
♪ I'm so in love with you - Oh, my god.
- You're only as good as your last gig.
- Oh, that's f*cking terrible.
I'm fired.
- I love you.
- Chris, how did we do?
- You did great.
I'm still in shock.
It was so good.
- The meatballs hosted, and we k*lled it.
- Yeah.
- k*lled it.
- So, on that note, good night.
- It was "magnifigicent."
Oh, my goodness.
I'm drunk, a little bit.
- That was a really bad dating show.
- Yeah.
- I thought the show was fun.
I got a good chuckle out of it.
I just felt that Vinny, his head
was not really in the game.
You know? - So are you single?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Honestly, I don't have so much hope anymore.
- I live in New York.
So I, like, tried, like, long distance before.
That's kind of, like, a little challenging.
- I think we now know what the problem is.
- What was your name again?
I forgot.
[crickets chirping]
- Shanice.
- Shanice?
Nice.
I'm Vinny.
- I think Vinny is just destined to be single.
You know, that's exactly what happened with Nikki's friend.
Rochelle was beautiful.
Young girl.
Nice.
Few minutes alone with Vinny, she went running.
- Are we going to see you tomorrow or no?
Oh, no, you're going to leave in the morning, right?
- I'm going to see how I feel. - OK.
OK. - Yeah.
- You know?
He's going to just remain single,
and he is going to take over Uncle Nino's place.
- Exactly.
You took the words out of my mouth.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
That's cool.
Shanice is a little quiet, but I'm keeping
the conversation going.
Do you have Instagram?
[crickets chirping]
- I do. - Can I get it?
- Sure.
- I'm now following you on Instagram,
so hopefully we can continue and stay in touch.
[crickets chirping]
I don't know how much I'm going to be seeing her again.
[laughs] Stay in touch.
Follow me back on Instagram. - All right.
No problem. - All right.
Take care.
- Somebody please date our boy so we don't have to do
these dating shows anymore. - Please, date Vinny.
- Just leave him alone. Leave him alone.
- We will pay you to date Vinny.
- We tried.
I'm retired.
[somber music]
- Welcome to episode , of trying to find me love.
- We don't believe that this is going to go anywhere.
- Vinny will show up to your wedding.
- I bet now he will be dateless.
- With his mom.
- Vin, maybe you're meant to be single.
- Forever.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to bed by myself tonight.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Get up.
How'd you end up on my side of the bed?
- I got up and made a matcha.
- That's my side of the bed.
- You want to get up?
- No.
- Did you do your shots this morning?
- Yep.
- Come in.
How you feeling, meatball? - Hi.
- We k*lled it last night.
- I feel like I nailed it.
- Look at us.
Even though, like, we were drinking a lot of wine--
I'm trying to get drunk.
- Cut to commercial.
- Cut to commercial.
- I think we should celebrate today.
- Agreed.
- I'll text everyone and say--
- Hey, everyone, get on your bathing suits.
- We're going to celebrate our success last night,
because we k*lled it.
- I don't know what their, uh, definition of k*lling it is.
- And I hope you're as proud as me and Nicole are.
- Meet in the cast suite.
- Guess we're going to the pool.
- f*ck.
- Good morning.
- Oh, we got the WOWWS in the building.
It is just a couple of bucks.
Oh, there's our meatball.
[together] Oh. Ooh.
- What up?
- What's up?
- So did you hang out with the lady?
- We just did a quick little cheers.
- Cheers to remaining single?
- Yeah. - OK.
- Oh, my lord.
- That's that.
My friends tried again.
They failed again.
But I just started intentionally dating.
And every date you get through, you get a little bit closer
to narrow down what you want.
So it is a learning process.
- We're done with you.
- We give up.
- Thank god.
- OK, I guess I'm up.
I know that I came out last night, and I had a great time.
The girls put together a dating show.
It was really cute.
Dealing with Vin--
- . has been seen on dating sites.
- So she saw this then?
- Yes.
- So that's why she spiraled.
- For this vacation, I just really want to hang out,
like small talk and stuff.
Like, nothing really personal.
- Angelina is in her room day after day after day.
And while she is managing her relationship,
I don't think that we can really
talk to her about it because it's obviously a trigger.
We're just going to just leave things as they are.
And if Angelina wants to talk about it,
then we will be there for her.
But that is her decision.
Ange? - I'm coming.
I'm coming.
- Oh, OK, we're going to head down to the pool
and have fun, if you want to come.
- Oh, I'm definitely going to come.
- OK. - All right.
I'll meet you guys down there. I'll be right there.
- All right, bye. - All right, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Where's my godfather?
Where's my godfather?
- High-maintenance.
- ♪ I'm the girl you see on the street ♪
- I got the water shoes on.
- So pretty.
Are we right here?
- Oh, I love this song.
- Vinny?
Vinny, how was your date last night?
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We're looking to have sort of an elaborate brunch,
and we're trying to celebrate.
- Mike, what the--
- Hallelujah.
♪ Ahh ♪
- He's in a suit.
- Let's take a picture of this.
- Oh, my god.
- You got your suit all wet, mon.
- No, my friend, this is my waterproof suit.
So don't worry.
- This butler is fresh to death even in a pool.
- Thank you. - You're the best.
- Thank you.
This food spread is b*mb.
The chicken here is amazing.
There's sliders.
All their appetizers here are so good.
- This is the best day of my life.
- This is really good.
- Yeah.
- Don't forget the shrimp and the fruit kebabs.
- This is in my wheelhouse right now, a buffet on a boat.
Plus, I'm checking off another restaurant off Big
Daddy Sitch's challenge.
- We have so many different restaurants.
- I'm going to have to run through this.
- You're not going to be able.
- But there are still a few left.
- Oh, sh*t.
I think I see one of the contestants
from last night in a thong.
- Where? - Over there.
- Do you to talk to her?
- I'm not going over there.
It's all right.
- Vinny sees Ailin from the dating show last night.
Oh, she looks good.
- Ailin. Ailin.
- I'm going to go get her.
And I'm like, Vinny, this is meant to be.
This is a sign. - All right, let's go.
- Yeah, let's go. - Ailin.
Ailin. - Ooh, she looks good.
- Vinny.
Vinny? - OK.
- She's running away. She's running away.
She's walking away. - Is her name Ailin?
- Right now I feel like such a creep.
- Ailin.
Just like, ooh.
Just, like, watching her.
- Ailin.
- I gotta get-- - Ailin.
- Hey, girl. It is Ailin. Nice.
- Yeah, yeah. - Good job.
She seems really chill.
She seems just like his type.
This could work.
- Vinny saw you from across the pool and was like--
- Yes.
- --she looks beautiful.
- Yeah.
She's looking good.
- Would you like to come over and hang out with us?
- OK.
- You got to be like, oh, I made a mistake.
I should have picked you.
Blah, blah, blah.
- Oh, look, he's trying to be cool.
- Wait. Look at him.
- Oh, look, he's trying to fix himself.
- He's getting nervous.
- He's getting ready.
- Good luck to you, Vin.
- Hi.
- Welcome back.
- Hello.
How are you doing? - Hi. I'm good.
How are you? - Nice to see you again.
- How are you? Good to see you.
- Have a seat.
- I don't think he hit it off with the girl he picked.
- Oh. - Really?
- No. She was nice.
- Yeah, but don't tell him.
- Who are you here with?
- Oh.
Are you third-wheeling?
- Oh, sh*t, me too.
I'm, like, the th wheel.
Oh, sh*t.
- Vinny is cozy with Ailin right off the bat.
Oh, my god, maybe we did it.
- You're Persian?
- Yeah, I'm Persian. - Ooh.
I speak Farsi.
[speaking Farsi]
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Oh, he's blushing.
He's getting giggly.
- Do you drink?
- Um, a little bit.
- They always want to see me drink.
If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.
[all screaming]
- Wait.
- This is a big deal. - Shots! Shots!
- I can't believe the dating show worked.
He must really like this girl if he's drinking.
Whoo, I love Jamaica.
This is phenomenal.
- Vin, you just gave me chills. - Shots! Shots!
- Oh, my god.
Look at those toes.
- Oh, my god.
What happened?
- Vin, you have a hot girl here.
[gags]
- I just ran a marathon.
OK?
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Maybe one day I'll become a star ♪
♪ I wonder ♪
- If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.
[all screaming]
- I'll get drunk with Ailin.
- Thank god, Ailin.
- Pauly, you want a shot?
- Yeah.
[all screaming]
- Oh, what is going on here?
- This is amazing.
- What is happening?
- Today, it's time to relax.
- Are we, like, ?
- Like, this is what vacation is all about.
- I can't believe this is Pauly's first time in Jamaica.
- Yeah, like, almost all of you came before he did.
- Yeah, we came once. - I know.
I have gotten so close with Nikki over the past few years.
We just immediately bonded.
We seem to be very, like, like-minded individuals.
And Mike and Pauly are best friends,
and me and Nikki are best friends.
So it's kind of, like, the best of both worlds
when the four of us get to hang out.
- Lauren, that's so good.
- Yeah, Jamaican-style. - Oh, my god.
- That's perfect.
- That is so good.
How does it feel for you to see Pauly actually here?
Like, in your home. - I love it.
I feel like he's in his element.
He's meant to be here. - You deserve it.
- I love that he gets to sit down and not
think about work or anything. - Yeah, mm-hmm.
- He's like, we need to come back here even after this.
- Yeah, you might need, like, your own little villa here.
- He was like, I wish I got to see more of your neighborhood.
But when we come back, we'll just do it another time.
- Bringing your significant other home
to see where you grew up, where your family is from,
your culture, it's a big step in any relationship.
I'm looking forward to what the future brings for them.
Hello, Eileen.
- Hi.
- Here you go.
- I'll do the cheers with that, man.
- We are toasting to Pauly and Nikki
bringing us out here to Jamaica.
And--
- And to me taking a shot for the first time in,
like, ten years.
[all cheering]
- I love us.
[laughter]
- I'm drunk.
Can I get your digits?
- Yeah.
- Aww, we did it.
- Isn't this freaking stunning?
- It's beautiful.
- I don't know why Nikki left.
- This is literally, like, the ocean.
You just had this insane, successful
premiere and release of "Devon."
- It didn't even go international yet.
- I know.
Like, there's so much to celebrate.
And I'm so proud of you, because--
- Thanks.
- No, I really am.
- Thank you.
- Because you're amazing.
- Zack just amps me up.
And that is such a beautiful thing to have.
Growing up at years old.
- Babe, some people never grow up.
Some people-- - Vinny.
- Exactly. - Nikki?
- Hmm?
- Can you take this pic?
I need, like, a tropical for my Jamaica dump.
- OK.
- I don't want to get my toes in it.
- Oh, my god, look at those toes.
- I know.
[laughter]
- Holy sh*t, put those back in.
Oh, my god.
- Vinny's toes look like mushrooms.
[laughs]
- Vin, you have a hot girl here.
- Oh, the toes.
- Ooh, I'm gonna throw up in my mouth.
- Put those things away.
- It's from running.
- So not only does his knees have Osgood-Schlatters,
his toes have Osgood-Schlatters.
- I played a lot of sports growing up.
- Is that why your knees have a gangster lean?
- Them kneecaps is crazy.
- Oh, my god. - f*ck.
- I'm thinking Vinny should put those shoes back on if he
wants to see this girl again.
- Oh. - I want to see.
- Oh, damn. - [gags]
- I just ran a marathon.
- It's OK. - OK?
- Oh, my god.
- Sue me.
- Dude, she almost threw up in her mouth.
- I'll be back. - Where are you going?
- Yeah. - What the hell?
- Away from you, man.
I got top secret business with my godfather.
- But do it the Jamaican way. You have to do it like that.
Just try it.
- You got it, my love.
Mmm. Decadent.
- Goodbye.
- Decadent, my love.
- Yo, what's the vibe check, man?
Because listen, this trip is going pretty well.
- It is. I'm really having a good time.
- Yeah, I can tell.
- I'm enjoying myself.
- You and Nikki are super happy.
- Oh, she's having the time of her life.
- And it's amazing to see that.
You know what I mean?
- She's in her element.
- Oh, she's doing the g*ns.
- And y'all celebrated your five years out here.
- Yeah. - Which was perfect.
- It's a big deal.
- From my observation, this trip has definitely brought
Nikki and Pauly closer.
- I might make a thing of it and come back every year.
- I feel like I came in a little in the center
of, like, your mom stuff, like your adoption and everything.
- Yeah. So I don't know what's next.
We're eventually--
- Where is the process right now?
- Just, like, talking on a text.
This whole journey with, like, finding my birth family
is insane.
Because first of all, I never even
knew that I wanted to do it.
- I found your birth mother, Nicole.
[all gasping]
- [screams]
- She is living. - Oh, my god.
- You OK?
- Yeah, it's just a lot to think about.
And then I'm like, well, maybe I should
reach out and, like, say hi.
- Hola.
- Hola.
- Como esta, nina?
- How are you?
- Muy bien.
So, like, now, like, I still don't know what I want to do.
- She give you a reason why she put you up for adoption?
- She couldn't afford another child.
- OK. - She gave me a better life.
- Yeah, that gave me goose bumps.
- So, yeah, the next step, when I'm ready, would be, like,
a FaceTime call.
- Yeah.
- I want to do it, but, like, my head is saying,
like, don't do it.
I'm conflicted.
I don't know.
- Growing up here, it was always just me and my dad.
I didn't have my mom.
- OK. - And--
- What happened to your mom?
- There's people in this world that I
feel like they have kids, and they
get that maternal instinct.
And then there-- - I know.
It does happen.
- There's people who just, like, are detached.
And I feel like I got one of those.
- And how was that for you?
- I mean, it was hard.
Because I feel like I looked for a mother figure
in a lot of, like, my friend's mom.
Like, it was just me and my dad.
My dad was the only one that kept me.
And then my two brothers, my grandma raised.
I think I've just grown out of that now where I'm like,
I don't need a mom anymore.
It was a little sad, but, like, I had my dad.
- It's very sad.
- I had people around me that loved me and cared for me.
- Nikki didn't have a relationship
with her birth mom.
Somebody else stepped in for her.
So it's kind of like she was adopted a little bit.
- There's a good reason why people aren't in your life.
- Exactly.
- Because down the road, they could have really hurt you.
- Exactly.
- I feel like I'm connected to Nikki a little bit now.
I would like to do a FaceTime.
I'm just not ready.
- That's fine.
Go at your own pace.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Go on a good day ♪
♪ I want a great one ♪
♪ I want to angle my friends ♪
♪ Up in the sun ♪
- Where are you headed to after Jamaica?
- After Jamaica, I got Texas, Toronto.
- Have you ever thought--
- Mm-hmm?
- --of slowing down?
- I got one speed. That's go.
- Yup.
- The things that I'm doing now, I dreamed
about when I first met you guys.
- These are once-in-a-lifetime things.
- Yeah.
- One day, Pauly will be, you know, in the Hall
of Fame of some sort.
- These were my dreams.
I'm living them now. - Yes.
- So I don't ever want to stop that.
- I think a lot of our friends are special in that way.
- I still need to get international done,
and then I'll be satisfied.
- I like comedy. I like being on stage.
So--
- Maybe he could bring her as his plus one to our wedding.
- She could come to the wedding.
She could come.
- Everybody's going to reach a certain level
at a certain point, and it's going to be very special.
- I don't think that you get your flowers enough,
because you do it so well. - Appreciate that, man.
Thank you. It means a lot coming from you.
Means a lot.
- Oh, wait, wait. You know what?
I was wondering if they took a little intermission
for a couple of hours.
All right.
- Hey, hey, hey.
My prank is still pranking.
- Mike has the band follow him everywhere he goes.
- It's a nice ambience.
[saxophone music]
I'm going to use the restroom.
- OK.
- Vin?
So what do we think?
- She's cool.
- Oh, you like her? - Yeah.
She's, like, someone I would talk to if it was
just on vacation at the pool.
- Nice.
- We're having a good time, you know?
Drinking a little bit on vacation.
I thought you were just, like, looking for an excuse to leave.
"Gotta use the bathroom."
- Did you talk sh*t about me?
- Yeah, we've been talking sh*t
about you the whole time.
Just Canada in general.
- Vinny is really hitting it off with this girl.
Just when I thought I was going to lose hope,
Vinny makes a comeback.
- But do you want to, like, have a serious relationship
or just f*ck around?
- I mean, yeah.
But right now, I just take myself off the market,
because I feel like there hasn't really
been much serious options.
- Yeah, but you should always be open to it, you know?
- Yeah, if it comes along.
- Yeah, if a nice guy that's intentional wants to, like,
take you out or something.
You never know. You know?
- Yeah.
- A nice guy at a pool in Jamaica, you know?
- Should we go back?
- Yeah.
- I'm kind of worried about that.
- Oh, damn. - That.
- Yeah, that's--
- That looks like--
- It looks like a big storm.
For sure.
- T-storms rolling in, fellas.
- Oh, sh*t.
- You better put a raincoat on your rig.
- I'm ready to get it together.
Definitely going to try to catch some good island vibes.
I really want to get out of the hotel room.
- Damn, look at this storm.
- It's creeping up on us, like the end of the world.
- f*ck out of here.
[thunder booming] - Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t.
- Is it really going to rain right now
the minute I come out here?
- You guys gotta get out of the water.
- Get out of the water.
- We're having a great meatball day.
Vinny is in the zone with Eileen.
And then, of course, it's f*cking thunder storming.
Great.
Now Vinny is going to stop drinking,
and the meatball day is over.
- This is the end.
Help me. Help me.
- You like her? - We're having a good time.
- Patty cake, patty cake.
- What is happening?
- Ticky tocky, ticky tocky.
[all shouting]
- It's a wedding.
- I love "Wedding Crashers."
[upbeat music]
- Deena, no. - Wow.
Look at how cool that is. - Wow.
- I know.
- This is making me anxious.
I'm wearing an estrogen patch.
I'm not really allowed to be submerged in water.
- This is going to be a soaking-wet trip
head-to-toe all over.
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08x12 - Last Shot at Love with Vinny G
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.
Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.