08x13 - Come On Eileen

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

[dramatic music]

- "Last Shot at Love." all: "Last Shot at Love"!

- Welcome to the "Last Shot at Love"!

- I'm gonna have to pick contestant number three.

- Before you meet her,

please say hello to contestant number two.

- Wow. You're very beautiful.

- That was so awkward.

- What's been going on, brother?

- Me and Sam are going through this IVF journey.

- The next two or three weeks is our next transfer.

- We are truly rooting for you guys.

- Appreciate that, Mike.

- I think I see one of the contestants.

- I'm going to go get her.

- If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.

[all cheering]

- Vinny is cozy with Ailin right off the bat.

Oh, my God, maybe we did it.

- This is phenomenal.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪

- ♪ You know what we gonna do ♪

♪ Just another day in the life, yeah ♪

♪ Look at me, you see the laws of nature defied ♪

♪ No matter what, we gonna be celebrating tonight ♪

- Chicken wing? - Is that a real tattoo?

- Yeah. Oh, my God, it's so bad, though.

- It's on a good canvas, so...

- Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.

- This vacation in Jamaica just got pretty interesting.

We're at the pool. We're chilling.

Kind of became an impromptu date

with this really, really pretty girl from the dating show.

- It looks like a big storm.

[thunder rumbling]

- Hi.

- Yeah. - Oh, hey, Ange.

[thunder rumbles] - [gasps] That was lightning.

- But now there are some storms rolling through,

kind of k*lling the vibe a little bit.

I don't think it's going to hit us.

But I'm not going to let this take me out.

- Oh, Vin. - Hey.

- Is that one of the girls from the--

- Yeah. - You're the girl--

- Number two. - Oh, number two.

- I got disqualified. - You were number two.

- Okay. - Vin, what the hell?

- She was over here, and we said hi.

- Oh, I love that. Hi. - And she was a good vibe.

- So waking up this morning, I'm feeling okay.

I think on this whole trip,

I've been a little bit more reserved.

I just went from a big transition.

Breakups are hard, especially for me.

It's a lot to take in, and I'm on a vacation now,

so I just need relaxation.

Look at you, Vin.

- [groans] - You comfortable?

- Yeah, are you?

- Yeah, there's more room over here.

I know you're thicker than me, but--

- Fingers crossed right now--

hope that this girl hits it off with Vinny,

and maybe she'll be the plus-one to my wedding.

- And I was, like, working in Vegas as a male stripper.

- But then again, he might ruin it.

- Really?

[crowd cheering]

- Oh, my God.

- Did you ever see me jump rope?

- No.

- A rope jumper?

- I think the girls' gym is next to door.

- Vinny!

- That's impressive. - My love, it's raining.

- We're going in. You lovebirds can stay outside.

- Pauly, stay here, you as*h*le.

- It's raining! My hair's going to get wet!

- Nicole, stay here. - I'll stay.

Why don't we go to this cool bar?

- You guys are just going right over there, right?

We'll probably meet you there.

- All right. - Have a good make-out.

We're having a good time.

And then, of course, it's f*cking thunderstorming.

I'm like, no. Vinny is in the zone.

Like, please, like, don't let Vinny

be like, all right, bye, Ailin,

and go into his room and, like, take a nap.

Like, no, we have to keep this going.

- I'm just going to steal one of these.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

- So you do stand-up now. - I do.

- How good are you? - I'm okay. I just--

Is this okay? - Yeah, it's fine.

I give you consent.

- I don't like the way you said that.

- Is there a form? - We should let her--

Yeah, the camera's the form. - The camera's the form?

- Speak into the mic. Say "I am Eileen."

- I am Eileen.

- "I consent to soft touching and caressing."

[laughter]

- I consent to soft touching and caressing.

- If you would have told me

Vinny was going to be the one down here drinking with us...

Thank God we found her.

- I think we should go there until it passes.

- Okay.

- We're getting more intimate, you know what I mean?

It's not just like, oh, we're meeting up for a drink

and just trying to have sex.

It's all, like, serious about love now.

Is it, okay? - I'm putting it out there.

- There's a good vending machine over here.

They sell them. - [laughs]

- This girl totally gets my witty, sarcastic, dark humor.

- And I'm having fun and vibing with her.

I just thought we were just going to come down

just to f*ck around.

I didn't realize that, you know,

I was going to meet my future wife.

- Oh, I'm going to f*cking die right now.

- Okay, go ahead.

- I make you squirt.

- [laughs]

- I'm going to f*cking throw up in my mouth.

- The fact that Ailin is, like, laughing

and thinks he's funny,

I'm like, oh, my God, they're a match made in heaven.

- You like her? - We're having a good time.

- I love that. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yay. - I think she's gorgeous, Vin.

- She is gorgeous. - I think she's sexy.

- Good for you, Vin.

- Vin, what if she can sleep over?

- I don't want to hear you f*cking.

- Oh, yeah, you're next door. - She's gonna be at the window.

- Want to have a threesome?

- No, and I don't think you ever have, either.

- No?

- I don't want to have a threesome with your a*s.

- It's an honest question. - Get it with your nice a*s.

Can I see your butt? Get it.

- Mimosa, por favor. - [laughs]

- Oh, wait, we're not in Mexico.

- Ooh, he shouldn't have had a drink.

- Hello. - What's up, guys?

- We're just kicking it.

We were just talking about Vincent...

- I like those. - And his last shot at love.

Seems like it's working out. - Yep.

And what happens is... - Is he still down there?

- Sometimes you got to leave love in fate's hands,

and that's what I like to think.

- I agree.

- Hi, my love. How are you today?

- I'm okay.

- How's your Jamaica experience?

- So good.

- Okay, you still got to show us some things, man.

- Yeah, I'm hungries. - I should text Leo.

- Yeah.

- And see if he can get us some sugarcane.

- [gasps] - What is sugarcane?

- They use it to make brown sugar.

- Oh, I love brown sugar. - Yeah, and some beef patties.

[all cheering] - Get us some beef patties.

Get me two of them, man-- three of them, four of them.

- Yeah, I want to try some beef patty.

- Oh, my God, I love this game.

- ♪ Patty-cake, Patty-cake [humming]

- [laughs]

- Are they going to play

patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man?

- What? - What is happening?

- [laughs] It's rusty.

- Is this what you guys did on your first date?

- You have to look at my boobs?

- Are you playing "Miss Mary Mack"?

- No, our first date, I fell asleep on the toilet.

- I'm not looking at your boobs.

I'm trying to look at your hands.

- Okay, go.

- But they're keeping me on track.

- Yeah, okay.

- Hope his breath doesn't smell.

- [laughs] - Vin, you need a mint?

- Shh, shh. Don't ruin it.

♪

- [screams] - Send that to us.

Send in group. Send in group.

[music distorts]

- Angelina just sent a video of them at the bar.

- Yeah, they're playing patty-cake.

- Vinny lives up to his name.

- Go back to reset.

- This hits different.

- He is the biggest chooch that ever chooched.

- Oh, my God, he is playing patty-cake.

- Look at the look.

- What's that sound? - It's patty-cake.

They're playing patty-cake. - Oh.

- I feel like our work here is done.

- Yeah. - We found this guy love.

- Okay. - Cheers.

Guys, let's play bunny-bunny. - Oh, whatever you want, Vin.

- Vinny's date ideas are definitely, like, preschool-y.

- Come here, dear.

- Who knows?

He might pull her hair next and run after her

like someone does on the playground.

- I start it, and I go, bunny, bunny.

And then I pass it to somebody, okay?

So I go, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny.

And now you have it, okay?

And then you do the same thing.

Now the rest of us, the whole time that's happening,

we make a beat.

We go room-ba, room-ba. - Oh, I don't want to do that.

[laughs]

- Vinny will never get laid if he keeps it up

with this patty-cake and this bunny-bunny.

- Bunny, bunny.

Bunny, bunny.

- It's, like, a little cringe, honestly.

- The two people on each side--

Like, let's just say she has the bunny,

me and you have to go, tiki-toki, tiki-toki.

[laughter] - No way.

- Vin, are you--

- I mean, when I drink liquor,

like, I just start acting, like, crazy.

Tiki-toki, tiki-toki.

- Tiki-toki, tiki-toki.

- Oh, my God.

- Dude, the tiki-toki is really hard.

- You got to keep your head on a swivel.

- I cannot. I can't even watch this.

- Oh, sh*t.

all: [chanting] Vinny! Vinny! Vinny!

Vinny! Vinny!

[all cheering]

- You never know where my mind is going to go

when you mix a little alcohol into it.

I'm hanging out with Ailin.

We're listening to "Come On Eileen"

all night long.

["Come On Eileen" playing]

- What song is this? - Is this "YMCA"?

- Is this a 's song? - "Come On Eileen."

- Oh, my God, now he's dancing with her.

- Do a little dance. - Oh, sh*t.

- Vinny didn't find love yesterday,

but he found it today. - There you go.

- He's booty bumping you.

Booty bump. - Oh!

- Whoa. [laughter]

- [laughs] - He got thrown out of it.

What the hell is wrong with him?

- Whoo!

[all cheering]

- We're crashing the wedding. Let's go.

- I always cry at weddings.

- ♪ I can't stop myself, I'm falling for you ♪

- b*tches!

- Deener, no!

- Wow. Look at how cool that is.

- Wow.

- This is making me anxious.

I'm wearing an estrogen patch,

which I'm not really allowed to be submerged in water.

- It's going to be a soaking-wet trip.

Head to toe all over.

- ♪ Don't have nothing to worry about ♪

- Are we having a meatball day, like, kind of like by default?

- You're the last person

I thought I'd be drinking with today, Vinny.

- It was meant to be.

I feel like this is one for the record books.

This whole day is such a vibe.

And I'm just looking at Deena like, we did it.

He's having a great time. Props to us.

- Yo, I like this girl a lot,

and she's Jamaican me not have anxiety right now.

[all cheering]

Ailin definitely likes my sense of humor,

and she's not getting offended by everything.

Like, this is awesome.

The last time I saw a Persian this thick,

I was buying a rug. - Oh, my goodness.

- [laughing]

- How did she not walk away yet?

[mellow reggae music]

♪

- Oh, you got those two dogs over there.

Do you guys feed them?

- Seeing these dogs definitely make me think of Peanut.

I want to, like, save, like, those dogs.

- No, they're fine.

Trust me, they don't need rescuing.

- They don't? - No.

- Hold on. Be right back.

- Oh, my God, where is she going?

- She's going to feed the dogs. - Dude, the dogs are fine.

They live here. They don't need--

- Oh, look at that. - Look at that.

- The dog is fine.

- No, we have to wait for Chris anyway.

- Where is he? - He had to go to the bathroom.

[light knocking]

- What the f*ck?

- [gasps]

- What up? - Sugarcane!

- What up? - Sugarcane!

Whoo! - My love? Come on.

- This is how we cut the sugarcane, right?

- Do you know how to do it? - Yeah.

- Oh, wow. - What the--

- Pauly, I would never piss her off.

- No, no.

Every single time she touches a knife, I get, like, cringe.

She's nasty with a knife.

'Cause she doesn't cut away from you, she cuts--

It's like a Jamaican thing. They cut towards each other.

- You kind of like skin it.

♪

- I don't know what Chris is doing.

He must be taking a poop.

[knocking] - Yo.

- He should be back any minute.

- Can anyone hear me?

- Where is Chris?

- I'm locked in. This doorknob's broke.

I'm locked in the bathroom.

- You bite into it, like this.

- Okay.

- It's almost like childhood Nikki just emerged,

and she is just enjoying sharing this with us.

Nikki has always been one to, like, cook it up

in the kitchen, but this is a different level.

- Cheers, man.

- Cheers.

- This one's really juicy.

I used to eat this just in my backyard.

- I can't imagine just growing up here on an island

and living that island life.

It's a beautiful way to live.

Mmm.

- Was that an orgasm? - Mm-hmm.

- Definitely not. [laughter]

- All right, we need to get Vinny some music.

- We'll do it in the sports bar.

- Where did Chris go?

He left his wallet. - I know.

- Nice. Oh, f*ck, you had it.

Now it's open. Thanks, bro.

- Oh, there he is. - You weren't worried?

- No, I figured you went to the bathroom.

- Yeah, I got locked in.

- You got locked in the bathroom?

- It didn't have a doorknob. - We're going to sports bar.

- She thought you were taking a sh*t, Chris.

- I was like, oh, maybe he's going poop.

- Yeah, I did sh*t. - Oh, my God, you're sweating.

- I was stuck in the bathroom!

- Oh, my Lord.

- My love, look at these patties.

- I want to try a patty. Do you?

- All right. Okay.

- Oh, these are nice and hot. - Ooh, yeah.

- No. Zack, you're eating it the wrong way.

- Oh, I am? - You got to go for this part.

- I was eating it like a pizza. - No, no.

Pretty much everyone has a recipe.

You can make it at home.

See how gooey and melty that is?

- This is the real Jamaica right here.

The beef patties are amazing. These are tasty.

- Mm,. So good.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Did you hold the door for her?

Thank you, Chris. - He was supposed to do that.

- It's been a couple hours since our meatball day.

Obviously, me and Deena can hang.

- Tiki-toki, tiki-toki. - Tiki-toki, tiki-toki.

- But I'm like, is Vinny going to, like, croak out?

But, like, he's got to keep it going.

[upbeat dance music]

♪

I do this thing where, like, as the beat's building up,

there's like a locked door in front of me,

and I'm, like, getting really frustrated.

Beat's building, beat's building.

I start pounding on the door.

And as soon as the beat drops...

[pounding]

I kick the door open,

and I start going in there like a madman!

- Guys, Vinny is downstairs breaking down the door.

- Wow. - What?

- Yes.

- Oh!

- Whoa!

[spring bouncing]

[laughter]

♪

- Cheers!

♪

- ♪ I can make it pop like this ♪

- ♪ Tell me you don't wanna pop like this ♪

- ♪ I can make it pop like this ♪

♪ Like, like, pop like this

♪ I can make it pop like this ♪

- ♪ Tell me you don't wanna pop like-- ♪

♪ Get it, I can make it pop like this ♪

♪ Like, like, pop like this

♪ I can make it pop like this ♪

♪ Like, like, pop like this

- Do you want to go meet them at the bar?

- Yeah, let's do that.

- What level of drunkenness do you think?

- Oh, God, it's wild. - Ten.

It's a nine out of ten. There might be a [inaudible].

♪

- This looks fun.

- Hey! - Hey!

[music cuts out] - What the hell?

all: Oh!

- Are you serious?

[upbeat music]

- ♪ They can't do this how we do ♪

♪ Ain't no limits for us

♪

- We're dancing, we're vibing, we're drinking.

It's a good time.

Hey! - Hey!

[music cuts out] - What the hell?

all: Oh!

- Are you serious?

- Guys, when the light goes off in Jamaica,

you just scream, "light gone."

all: Light gone!

- Like, I don't know if the energy was too fire

that it made, like, a power outage.

- When it comes back, you just be like, "light come back."

- Light come back. - Light come back.

[all cheering]

- Light come on! - Light come back!

- ♪ La danza

♪ It lives in the heart of Europa ♪

♪ From London to...

- Right now, this sports bar is a vibe.

We have good music, good people, dancing.

Everybody's wiling out, drinking, having a great time.

This is exactly what I thought Jamaica was going to be like.

♪

- The best days are, like, sometime--

It's not about, like, the actual place you go to.

It's about who you're with and the vibe.

- It's so nice to watch the progression

of this relationship. - We did it. We did it.

Me and Nicole did it.

Ailin having to go is kind of bittersweet, you know?

My attraction and having fun with her

is what made this day so fun.

But at the same time, it's like,

all good things come to an end.

Maybe go change, and then who knows what we'll be doing next?

This isn't the old days where I'm just going to, like,

try my hardest to get her back to my room

to try to hook up with.

You know, like, that's not going to happen.

I want you to get showered. - What are you going to do?

Cry, because I'm leaving. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You have to wipe everyone's tears.

Make sure they're not crying too hard.

Ailin was great.

Will I see her in the future?

I think maybe that's a possibility.

We have each other's numbers,

and, you know, we'll take it from here.

But you're going to shower?

- Yeah, I'm going to shower-- so nice.

- Okay. - Are you jealous?

- You shower--yeah.

I'm going to think about you showering.

- Where the f*ck is he?

- Angelina. - Oh, sorry.

- Why is he standing there so straight?

- Put the tongue in the mouth. - Kiss, kiss, kiss!

[all cheering]

- Good job!

[all cheering]

- [shouting indistinctly]

- [chanting] Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!

all: [chanting] Kiss, kiss, kiss!

[all cheering]

- My roommates are obsessed with me right now.

You know, I'm like, something that they've never seen before,

but I'm glad I could be of service

and put on this show for them.

- Ailin, he wants more!

all: [chanting] Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!

Kiss, kiss, kiss!

[all cheering]

♪

- Yeah, they're all sweaty. - You did it!

- Back in the game.

- Bye, Ailin.

- Wow. - Bring it in.

Bring it in to Daddy.

We gave up on Vinny.

I think Vinny is just destined to be single.

- Took the words out of my mouth.

- Next day...

- Back in the game. - Back in the game.

- There you go, Vinny. - Yeah, Vin.

[applause] Good job, man!

- We are back!

- We are so back!

- Wait, why are you back? Why aren't you with her?

- Well, she's going to go shower.

- She probably was trying to sneak away,

and you were supposed to follow.

- She has her family here--

- Yeah, but you have a hotel room.

- Yeah, with cameras following me.

- Bring them along! - I can't!

Oh, my God.

Ailin was great, but now, you know,

we are on family vacation.

You also can't force it right away.

- You guys ready? - Yeah.

- Let's ride out. Let's go. - Let's go!

- ♪ New in town

♪ And I'm already moving like I own the place ♪

♪ Like I own the place

- Wait, do you guys hear the music?

- I do hear something. - It's a frickin' club.

- If it's a wedding, would you guys crash?

- I love "Wedding Crashers."

[upbeat music]

♪

- I love weddings. I love dancing at weddings.

Obviously, I don't like doing the speeches.

You're the fly to our sh*t.

We're crashing the wedding. Let's go.

- I always cry at weddings. - Yeah, it's a wedding.

- ♪ Just can't stop myself

♪ I'm falling for you

♪

- Me and Justin are having the best time.

And it's making me more and more excited for our wedding.

I can't wait.

♪

[dance music]

- Deener, no!

- b*tch, no speech.

You don't even know these people.

Like, no speech.

b*tches! [all cheering]

- I don't remember.

- I did?

I guess I like to give speeches at weddings.

Angelina, you're the lice to my hair.

- I need to wash my entire body.

- I think I have sand in my a*s.

I'm not even joking.

- I actually don't know what's more weird--

the fact that we crashed a wedding

or Vinny played patty-cakes with his date.

- Patty-cake, patty-cake. [humming]

- Like, today was "The Twilight Zone."

We were in "Black Mirror."

- Na, na, na!

- I'm so proud of Vinny.

Good job, Vinny. - Good job, Vinny!

- Vinny!

- Guys, I just ran a marathon.

No one said sh*t. - No, f*ck that.

You finally got to first base with a Canadian.

[all cheering, laughter]

- I think I'm just blown away 'cause you were laughing,

you were giggling, you're smiling.

It was like--yeah.

- Hey, Vin, I heard you like to visit Toronto

this time of year.

- Today was a vibe.

[laughter, indistinct shouting]

- You're like, "Today was a vibe."

- The dating game worked. - It did. It did.

- We did it!

- No, tonight I'm going to come on Ailin.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- ♪ I searched the whole world over ♪

- Rise and shine. - Ow.

Not again.

- [yawning]

- I had to wash my hair this morning,

and it will be demolished in seconds

the moment I step outside.

- "A weak man is intimidated by a strong woman."

Weak men.

[upbeat music]

- I feel like we had, like,

the true Jamaican experience yesterday--

sugarcane, beef patty.

- Oh, these are nice and hot. - Ooh, yeah.

And it was, like, really, I think, awesome

to see Vinny drinking and having fun.

- Oh, my God.

- Yesterday was so amazing.

It was something we really needed

because it made me and Justin

kind of forget about the craziness

that we're going through with the IVF.

Yesterday was probably my favorite day.

We've kind of been, like, down a little bit

or not so positive about things lately.

So it was just so nice to have, like, that weight lifted

and just be in the moment with everybody.

Can't wait for what's in store for today.

- Sammi and Justin going through all of this right now,

the treatments alone and the shots and the doctors

is extremely hard. - Yeah.

- The next two or three weeks is our next transfer.

- But you're doing everything that you can do.

I know what that's like.

- We got pregnant.

- We got pregnant the night he got home.

And then it was six and a half, seven weeks, and I miscarried.

[dramatic music]

Been there. - Yeah, we've been there.

- Sammi and Justin have been going through so much

with their fertility journey.

I just feel, like, all these memories coming back to me.

So I just really feel for them, too.

Oh.

[sniffles]

[voice breaking] It's just really hard.

I think for anybody that's trying to start a family,

you always just think, like, you do the next step.

And when things don't happen that way,

you have that initial feeling of, like,

something is wrong with me.

Like, what did I do wrong?

When I talk to Sam, I always try to tell her,

from someone who's experienced it,

that I am here for her.

In that moment, I was so sad

and just overcome with all those feelings,

that I didn't want to share anything with anybody.

But now it's really important for me to share.

Those stories are what helped me.

- For us, it happened.

And I told them, it's going to happen for them, too,

and we're rooting for them.

- But if you told me in that moment that in five years,

you're going to be a family of five with three little babies,

like, I would have a hard time understanding it.

The IVF journey is so exhausting...

- Yeah.

- That I think that it's really important

to celebrate their engagement and their love.

- I do. I do.

- And I want them to feel that love.

Let's throw them an engagement party.

- Yeah. - Let's put that on us.

- I think that's an amazing idea.

We've gone through something similar,

and we came out the other side.

It is very important to keep Sam and Justin's spirits up,

all right, and let them know that they are loved

so that when they do the nasty, hippity-dippity

all is well in the universe, you feel me?

And if you deserve it, the universe is going to serve it.

- You don't say a word. - Okay.

- Okay? - Okay, all right.

- This is a secret. - All right.

Okay.

- Oh, Vin.

[knock at door] Vinny.

Good morning.

- You always sounds so sinister.

- Shut up. - "Oh, Vin."

- You sound like--

- I feel okay, because it was day drinking.

So, during day drinking,

I can, like, recover a little bit more.

- So how's your girlfriend? - I don't have a girlfriend.

- Not your girlfriend, but I actually

was really happy to see, like, you meeting somebody.

- Yeah, but she's cool.

Not in love. I just met her yesterday.

You know, at least now I got to show the roomies,

there is capability of me liking somebody

and having a good time.

This is what I do when I'm on a dates

when they're not around.

Patty-cake, patty-cake. [humming]

Tiki-toki, Tiki-toki.

So it's not just like,

"why don't you like anybody anymore?"

- But, anyway, she has the nicest a*s.

And I was smacking it a lot last night.

[screams]

That was the best play I got the whole f*cking vacation.

- I think you're going to go to girls soon.

- Last thing I want to say-- I'm very proud of you.

- Proud of me for what? - Just being who we all love.

- You take a couple shots and slap some a*s,

all of a sudden, you're a hero.

All right, let's go. Go back to your room.

- No, no, no.

- Okay, don't go in your room.

- Okay.

You know how to get me. Do not--no!

- Okay, goodbye.

f*ck you, Vin, no!

[door rattles] Stop!

[upbeat music]

♪

- I'm gonna call Gigi.

So I have to get back to Jersey because it's Giovanna's,

like, first cheer comp.

Munchkin.

I cannot miss that.

Hi, honey.

I'm on my way to the airport.

- I'm gonna see you so soon, I swear.

Don't cry.

I'm so sad that I'm leaving the roomies in Jamaica,

but I got to go be a cheer mom.

And that's, like, my number-one job.

All right, I just wanted to say I love you

and I can't wait for cheer, okay?

Oh.

She's upset.

- ♪ Every day I do a little more ♪

♪ When I walk out the door

♪ 'Cause I know I'll be winning ♪

♪ Ain't got my feet on the floor ♪

♪ 'Cause my head's in the clouds, the sky is the limit ♪

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello, darling. - Hi, everyone.

- What's up, man? - Hi, Chris.

- Hi, everybody. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - We had a blast with you, Vin.

- Meatball day.

- Have you spoke to Eileen?

- She texted me today.

She's like, what are you guys doing today?

I'm like, I'm not sure.

- You're done? - [laughs] Yeah, it was fun.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- I knew it. - Oh, my God.

- You're so lame.

- We can't force it. Just let the moment be.

It was a good moment. Let's not ruin it.

I mean, look, Eileen is not going to join us

for the rest of the vacation now,

every single thing we do.

I just met her. Small doses, okay?

I think we'll continue talking outside of Jamaica.

- Eileen checked a lot of boxes.

- All right, so I'm curious, because of--

What was it? San Gennaro.

If all those girls were sevens, what is Eileen?

- Oh, sh*t. - That's a good one.

- Oh, sh*t.

- I don't know if all those girls were sevens.

I like this one.

I gave her a seven. - Okay.

- Lives in New York, runs marathons--

I gave her seven.

- Vin, in the number scale, what would you give yourself?

What do you think you are?

- I give myself an eight.

[offbeat music]

both: You're an eight? - Yeah, yeah.

- I don't know.

I mean, I think there's a lot of red flags around Vinny.

- If you add up everything.

- b*tch, please. Take several seats.

Who the f*ck is he?

Like, Vin, let's be real.

- An eight? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Okay, here we are. Okay, Vinny.

Your high body count drops you down.

- Mama's boy. - People like mama's--

- You're not very much a gift giver.

- What do you mean I'm not a gift giver?

- The only gift you gave a long-term girlfriend

was a clock because she couldn't get out of bed.

- Oh, my God!

- Jenny, he also gave her chlamydia.

- And chlamydia. - Hey, chlamydia, for real?

- Oh, he's given that plenty of times,

plenty of...

- He's like, he's an out of .

[laughs]

See what I'm saying?

- You're not naming any of the positive qualities.

- You're funny. - Never did a drug in my life.

- I can't say that. I don't know why he's with me.

He never did. - I never did a drug, either.

- It's all right, guys. I tried them all for you.

[laughter]

It sounds like a hard seven to me.

- You have a very, very-- - Okay, okay, okay.

- You have a very solid family.

- Hard seven, soft eight. - Hard seven.

- Hard seven, soft eight.

♪

- What's up, y'all?

- Hey, Pauly.

- What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up?

- Nicole, you're still here. - Yeah, I didn't leave yet.

I'm leaving in, like, .

- So, since we're in Jamaica,

we have to go to one of the, like, staple places to go.

So we're going to do Dunn's River Falls.

[all cheer] - What's that?

- Dunn's River Falls--

it's a hidden waterfall, and you hike it.

So there's, like, tiers of it,

like, just leveled pools that you could chill at.

And I went there when I was a kid.

I was so tiny.

- I love experiencing, like, all these places that she used

to go to growing up in Jamaica that has such a significance,

because that's where Nikki's from.

- Make sure you take pictures. - Yeah.

- I'm going to have FOMO. It sounds gorgeous.

- Speaking of photos,

I don't think that we have a photo of all of us.

So, before Nicole leaves in a couple minutes...

- Oh, yeah, let's take a picture.

- Yep. - Three.

Oh, so cute.

- I just love this picture.

- Do you know it's our -year anniversary?

- It is. - Coming up in a few weeks.

- Look at us, still degenerate.

- I remember being on the roof of the Shore Store,

and I was like...

I want this thing forever.

And, damn, look at us.

minutes of fame into years,

and the story continues.

- years ago, I met Mike for the first time.

- He was in middle school. - Easy.

- Wow, years.

- We all have such an amazing story, you know?

Before this, you know, I had nothing, you know?

And...

I got this family.

And because of it, I'm better for it, you know.

Our first vacation was Atlantic City.

- Atlantic City, baby.

- AC, beautiful dinner... - Beautiful people.

- Jenni beat the sh*t out of you.

- Yeah.

- In the face?

- And now years later, Jenni is my godmother.

- Crazy.

I can't believe it's been years.

Hello? - I hear a girl.

- Sam. Nice to meet you. - Pauly. Nice to meet you.

- It's been a wild journey, a wild ride.

- Oh, hey, Sam.

- If you're not a guido,

then you can get the [bleep] out of my face.

[all screaming]

- The doll, it was weird.

It was, like, frickin' not normal.

- I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- But, anyway, I just can't even imagine

what it would be like if I didn't come back.

Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

- Holy sh*t.

- I feel like we should have a party.

- I love parties.

- I feel like we should have a big banger and go all out.

- I love this idea. - Would you DJ maybe?

- Yeah, let's do it.

You guys all chip in, get my rate.

[Vinny chuckles] [laughs]

- Wait, should we dress up?

I think we should really dress up.

- Yeah, do it big.

- Should we do it, like, club outfits or, like, Oscar-worthy?

- Oscar. We should do it big.

It's our -year.

- Quite frankly, I'll probably never go to the Oscars,

and this is my one chance to feel important.

- All right, guys, I got to go. - Bye, Nicole.

- I had a great trip. Thank you so much.

- I'm gonna miss you, meatball. - Thank you so much for coming.

- See ya, mama. - See ya.

- Get home safe. Get home safe.

- I'll miss you. - I love you, meatball.

- All right, guys, let's go to the waterfall.

Let's go.

- Vinny, I have something for you, my friend.

- You broke the p*nis? - You broke the d*ck?

- I grabbed it and then, you know...

- Goodbye.

[upbeat music]

- All right, guys, let's go to the waterfall.

Let's go.

- Jamaica.

♪

We're ready.

- What's happening? [indistinct chatter]

- Nikki has always told me about Dunn's River Falls.

This was a common place for her to go as a kid.

Yeah, and it's making me think more about Nikki's upbringing.

It makes me want to connect a little bit more with that.

And I can't wait to see this place.

It looks insane.

- Mm-hmm. - Shh, quiet time.

- What? What? - Quiet time.

- You can't tell her not to do something--she can't stop.

- Sam, I know you mentioned a few concerns.

- Yeah, for my medicine.

That's the only reason I'm nervous.

This is making me anxious.

I'm wearing an estrogen patch to build up my lining

for the next transfer, which you can get wet,

but I'm not really allowed to be submerged in water.

It sucks because I love outdoor activities.

Like, I'm secretly a tomboy.

Like, I'm a little nervous.

Oh, we're here.

- Oh, my God, is that a chicken?

- Jerk chicken.

- This looks really cool. I'm excited to do this.

- Whoo-hoo.

- I definitely wanted to do, like, some type of excursion

while I was in Jamaica,

and I feel like this is right up my alley.

I think it's going to be fun.

- Good afternoon, and welcome to Dunn's River Falls & Park.

My name is Pedro, and I am your guide.

It's going to be a soaking-wet trip, head to toe all over.

We are going to be climbing just about feet.

We go all the way to the top.

Please remember, the dark rocks,

they're slippery and dangerous.

And some areas, we have rushing water.

- I'm feeling nervous.

I don't know if I can do that.

- Everybody, let's go.

- I really want the true Jamaican experience.

I just want to make sure I'm good with my patch.

Hi, so I would love to do this.

It looks like such a blast, but how deep will we be going?

- Deepest part is just, like, here.

- Oh. Okay.

Because I have something on me that I can't really get wet.

- I can assist you with it. - Perfect.

We're going to have fun.

Yes, thank you.

I'm feeling a little bit more comfortable.

I know if something goes wrong,

Justin will help me through anything.

So I'm going to go in here with my patch on

because this looks so stinking cool

that I just don't want to miss it.

- This is beautiful, babe.

- Oh, damn.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- I'll get in it.

- No. - f*ck, here comes Vinny.

- All right, go, Vin. [indistinct chatter]

- You're blocking my head. - Yeah, you're blocking Nikki.

- Your eyes are closed.

- Oh.

- What up? Buy me a tchotchke, man.

- You think it's going to fit you?

- Yeah.

- Vinny, I have something for you, my friend.

- [laughs] - Here you go, my friend.

- Give it back. - Oh, my God.

- It was a p*nis.

[clattering] - Oh, sh*t.

- Mike.

- Yah, mon.

- Mike, what did you do? - You break it, you buy it.

- Did you break it? - You broke the p*nis?

- You broke the d*ck? - Yo, it was like a domino.

- You broke the actual p*nis? - No.

But I grabbed it, and then, you know.

- Goodbye. I think that's bad luck.

- I'm going to need you to re-create this picture of me

when I was little.

I think it's over there. - Oh, okay. Same spot?

- Yeah.

Excuse me, Mr. Rooster.

Am I here?

- See if you can come to me a little bit more.

No, no, no. Right there. - Okay.

- Yeah, right there, right there.

Ha!

- Got it? - You look the same, man.

- [laughs] Yeah?

- This is probably the most meaningful vacation for me.

- Do you mind grabbing a pic of us together?

New memories.

- I've been dating Nikki for almost five years now.

I think the bond that Nikki and I have now

is even stronger than it was before the trip.

[laughs]

I really can't picture my life without Nikki.

She's everything that I've wanted in a woman.

This trip to Jamaica will only strengthen

Nikki and I's relationship.

- Give me a kiss.

- ♪ And you're so cute, cute ♪

- Come on, man. - [laughs]

- Yeah, this is awesome.

- Wow, look at how cool that is.

- Wow!

- Beautiful!

- So cool. - Ooh.

[upbeat music]

♪

- All right, let's go.

So we will be forming a human chain.

- Apparently, the current in the waterfalls

is pretty strong.

So we have to, like, hold hands

and, like, really help each other

through the hike up the falls.

all: Aw!

- Oh, sh*t.

[laughter] - Wait, wait!

Wait. Hold on.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Why am I stuck with this?

Okay, bro.

Vinny doesn't want to hold my hands because he's just a d*ck.

Vinny probably can't even save me

even if something happened to me in this waterfall anyway.

So whatever.

- If it just so happens

that this waterfall just kind of whisks her away,

just, like, slowly down into the ocean,

just somehow gets her somewhere else,

then I wouldn't be mad at it.

- Whoa, whoa!

I mean, you could, you know, slip, you could fall,

you could break an ankle.

You could be swept away possibly.

[indistinct chatter]

So, like, we don't mind holding hands.

♪

- The waterfall is a little bit tricky.

Like, thank goodness Justin's here.

♪

I'm just trying anything. I'm, like, holding it.

I'm making sure it's okay down there.

I don't want to go underwater.

I'm good with staying, like, waist-deep.

- ♪ Don't need no worries, no worries ♪

♪ All I need is you and your touch, your touch ♪

♪ Come with me, come with me

- These waterfalls are amazing.

I never seen anything like this.

This is an experience. It's, like, once in a lifetime.

- ♪ I know it's hard to be paying the price ♪

♪ You want a journey, start enjoying the sights ♪

♪ When you're down, imagine cheering and lights ♪

♪ Then listen to the crowd when you need the advice ♪

♪ They're saying, you can do it, you can do it ♪

♪ You can do it, eyes on the prize... ♪

- And I can't believe

that this was in Nikki's backyard growing up.

That's so sick.

I never really truly understood

what it was exactly like growing up in Jamaica

until seeing it.

And I'm just really happy sharing this experience

with my family.

all: "Jersey Shore Family Vacation"!

[all cheering]

- Vinny!

Vinny, where the f*ck are you? Uncle Nino is here!

[upbeat music]

- What is that smell? - What smell?

- Oh, my God. - It smells like funky butt.

- What is that? - Oh, yeah.

- [groans]

I can't f*cking breathe.

both: Surprise!

Happy engagement party!

- What?

[shouting]

- Vinny!

- Not Jamaica.

- I'm worth more than that c*cksucker.

- Just weird. - Who gives a f*ck?

You're weird.

- There is a lot of sexual tension over there, man.