08x14 - Angelina's Revenge

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

[all chanting] Vinny, Vinny.

Yay!

- Patty-cake, patty-cake--

- I'm going to f*cking die right now.

- You have to look at my boobs.

- What is happening? - [laughs]

[cheering]

- Eileen was great, but you also can't force it.

- I feel like our work here is done.

- Yeah.

- We found this guy love.

- I think that it's really important

to celebrate their engagement.

Let's throw them an engagement party.

- Yeah. - This is a secret.

- All right.

- Wow, look at how cool that is.

- We will be forming a human chain.

- Oh, f*ck. [laughter]

- Why am I stuck with this?

- OK, bro.

- Vinny doesn't want to hold my hand because he's just a d*ck.

- Give me a kiss.

- And I can't believe that this was in Nikki's

backyard growing up.

That's so sick.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild

♪ Let's party, get loud - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun - Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ Don't play around

♪ No, I go full throttle

♪ I'm your genie in a big glass bottle ♪

♪ Make a wish, I'll make your model ♪

♪ Going to spin you around, make you go horizontal ♪

- Are you an American citizen?

- No, not yet. I'm working on it.

- The best part about Jamaica-- - Yeah.

- --is it's a different country, so Uncle Nino

can't crash the vacation.

- He has no passport.

- Because you don't have a passport, right?

- I'm working-- I'm working on it.

- Oh, God bless.

Here you go.

It's me.

[upbeat music]

♪

Americano. - Yes.

Give it back, because it took me a long time

to get that, years to get that.

- ♪ I got the rhythm like boom, boom ♪

♪ I'm hot like a wildfire in the room ♪

♪ I'm about to start the engine, vroom, vroom ♪

♪ I'm on the way up, way up, way up ♪

- It's our last full day here.

And Dunn's River Falls, this is the one

thing that I've been really looking

forward to to do in Jamaica.

- It's a water slide.

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music]

- But I'm not going to slide down this rock because I

have a blowout to worry about. [chuckles]

- Vinny!

f*ck are you? What a beautiful lady.

What's up, good-looking?

You're like a Jamaican goddess.

I see you're a f*cking goddess.

I love you.

- My God, you're beautiful.

It's f*cking gorgeous, my God.

f*cking paradise, for real.

Where's my crew?

Where's my nephews, my nieces?

What the f*ck?

Look at that f*cking ocean.

What's up, champ?

What are you--what are you build--

what are you building? What are you building?

- It's like a castle with walls or something.

It's beautiful.

Kid, champ, I love you.

I love you.

And I love your mom.

And I love Jamaica.

Vinny!

Vinny, where the f*ck are you?

Uncle Nino's here.

- ♪ Sound like gold, gold

- All right, who's hungry?

- I am! - Yes!

- All right, I'm going to take you guys to one of the best

places in Ocho Rios to get jerk chicken.

All right, let's go.

- I'm trying to eat, man.

- Best jerk chicken in town.

- Scotchies, it's right here.

- Oh, thank the Lord.

- Is it hot out there?

- Oh, I smell food.

Smells glorious.

- I'm in the middle of everybody.

- There you go.

- This is cool.

- I have an announcement to make,

as soon as everybody sits down.

I have no underwear on.

That's it. - Ew!

- Oh, my God.

- That was the announcement.

- So this is your favorite spot?

- This is a vibe because it's outdoor, literally, like,

built with someone's two hands.

- Can't wait to eat this Jamaican

and then maybe get some food after.

- Yeah, sure.

Vin, no.

Like, take several seats.

You're annoying.

It's like one thing after another, all day today.

[laughter]

- Why am I stuck with this?

- Usually, I'd be like, ha ha, but I really can't

because I'm dealing with some stuff right now.

- Angelina, since you've been gone in Jamaica,

. has been seen on dating sites.

- So it just takes one person to really upset me,

to just make my mood just go down the toilet bowl.

And that's exactly what Vinny did.

- Oh, thank you, you too.

- Oof.

f*cking fire.

- Oh, my gosh, hi. Hello.

- This is definitely a small community.

Nikki's been gone for, like, almost years.

- Michelle. - Michelle.

Nice to see you again.

- No way.

- I used to work there.

- But here she is, talking to someone that knew her.

This is so sweet.

- Aw.

I'm so happy you said that because they

always make fun of me.

- Yeah. - OK.

Thanks, Michelle. - Especially Vinny.

[laughter] - Bye.

- Bye.

- Oh, my God, oof, can't get them off me.

- All right, so I know that we told you guys

to all pack a white outfit. - Yeah.

- So Mike and I planned a big celebration tonight,

our last night in Jamaica.

It's been such an amazing trip.

And we wanted to finish it off with a bang.

So we have a really special white party planned.

I hope you all have your white outfits ready.

And it's going to be so much fun.

- We do. - Yes.

- Let's get it.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- So there's corn, some jerk chicken, some steamed veg,

and rice and peas.

- All right, guys, there's nothing

better than family style.

- If heaven was a food. - Wow.

- This is spicy. - Mm-hmm.

- Is it always like this, family style?

- I like all this home cooking, to be honest with you.

- Yeah, it's good, huh?

- I feel like I'm eating in the backyard--

- Yeah. - And imagine, this is--

- --at my Aunt Sylvia's. - That's what it feels like.

- This is everywhere you go in Jamaica.

- Authentic jerk chicken is really, really good.

I mean, that chicken is just-- ooh, yeah.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Everywhere we've gotten it, it's been such juicy chicken.

- I'm really happy that you guys get to, like,

really eat the local food.

- It's really good.

- You're wasting the chicken.

You gotta eat the bone.

- We're not that Jamaican.

- I never thought the day would come that you

guys would be here in Jamaica.

- I think that's the best part, having it be through your eyes.

And there's meaning behind our vacation.

- This would be one of my best vacations ever, with you guys.

- I know.

This is one of the most meaningful vacations

we've had as a group.

It was about Nikki, her upbringing,

going somewhere that not only meant something to her,

but was her childhood.

And I feel like we appreciated Jamaica on a different level

because of it.

- Want to know what's so crazy is, I actually--

I showed her, like, our culture.

And I showed her exactly where I came from.

I took her to Rhode Island, all our spots, like,

my restaurants, the place I DJ'd, my home,

my parents, stuff like that.

And I always wanted to see where she came from.

So I'm happy to be here.

But I'm happy to share that moment with you guys

because her and I, we met basically around you guys.

- Yeah.

- So you guys always been around.

So we said we wanted to come here, and we came here.

- Yep. - And it's just really dope

that I was able to do it together as a family.

- It's very rare to have Pauly open up.

He's more of, like, the goofball.

So it's really nice to see Pauly speaking from his heart.

- We feel extra special that you invited us on this trip

with you guys.

Like, it's been so nice.

- Look at us. - Look at us.

- Look at us, just over here eating

a Jamaican meal instead-- it's always an Italian meal.

- Look at you guys.

- I didn't have chicken Parm not once this trip.

- Still one meal left.

- ♪ Every day is like a vacay ♪

♪ I'm living my best life with whatever I want ♪

- What is this?

- Honey, they're coming. - Oh, my God, oh, my God.

OK. OK. - You guys.

- Surprise! - Surprise!

- Aw.

- I'm not going to pose with you like we're a couple.

- I'm worth more than that, c*cksucker.

- It's just weird.

- Oh, f*ck! - What?

- Hey! - What?

- m*therf*cker.

- Hey! - Vinny!

- ♪ Turn up a little bit

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Show 'em, show 'em what you working with ♪

- Is Eileen coming tonight?

- ♪ Come on, Eileen

- ♪ Come in Eileen

- Oh, yeah?

- For him, not me.

[cheering]

- He doesn't want to come in Eileen anymore.

He doesn't want to come on Eileen.

- I'm tired now. - He gives minimal.

- Only when he was drunk, he was.

- I'm tired now.

Like, I don't want to, like, entertain someone right now.

- Oh, wow. - Oh, my Lord.

- Vinny doesn't want to entertain her.

Tell her the f*cking deal, and that's it.

[laughter]

- Wow.

- I like when Zack's like that. - Me too.

Jenni's turned on.

- Who wears the pants in the house, Zack?

- He lets me wear the pants until I get out of control.

- I wear the pants in mine.

- 'Cause you don't have anybody else.

[laughter]

- Neither do you.

all: Oh!

- This as*h*le.

[shouting]

- Let's f*cking go!

- Yo.

- You wanted to f*ck around, now find out.

- Oh, my God.

- Get it, white party.

Your freaking pants and your whatever it's going to have

come stains in it.

- [imitates fart] - Oh, my God.

- Lord, have mercy.

- ♪ Toast to the good life, toast to the good life ♪

♪ Yeah, we party every day

- Did you get an outfit for the party?

- I have one dress.

It's cute, though.

- ♪ Toast, toast

- Let's just get ready.

- Bye, Vin.

- ♪ Toast, toast

- See you in an hour after you jerk off.

- ♪ I'm a boss, I be signing them deals ♪

♪ I'm a boss, I be eating big meals ♪

♪ I'm a boss, show me the dotted line ♪

- Honey, are you almost ready?

- Yeah.

- ♪ I do, but I do

- What do you think, honey?

- Oh, my goodness, I love it.

- OK.

Everyone is going to have such an amazing time tonight.

Sam has no idea.

Little do Sam and Justin know, tonight's white party

is a secret engagement party.

- Let's throw them an engagement party.

- Yeah.

- Now that they've stepped away,

you guys all know Sam and Justin are going

through their IVF journey.

So we planned this special white party.

It's a surprise engagement party.

- Oh, nice. - That's nice.

- She's going to love that.

- Oh, my God, they're here.

Guys, they're here.

- I think we should head down there

and make sure everything is perfect.

- Last looks.

- I feel like this is going to be fun.

- Yeah.

- I've never been to a white party before.

- We are about to hit a white party.

I'm wearing white. It's an off-white, OK?

Listen, I'm not going to wear white.

Everything I wear has a hint of gray in it.

I'm a gray cloud.

- Your shoes aren't white? - No.

- They're not going to let you in.

- OK, well, you have gray on your shoes.

- They're not going to let you in.

- They don't know about it, right--Justin?

- No, and don't f*ck it up.

- This is cool we're doing this for Sammi and Justin

because they were going through it.

- Yeah, I'm good. - You look good.

- So do you. You look cute.

- The celebration before the celebration.

- Ooh, I like that.

- How beautiful.

- Ooh la la.

- Ooh la la la la. - I like this.

- This is our beautiful photo wall.

- Wow, honey, you really outdone yourself here.

- Everything looks stunning.

I can't believe we were able to pull this off

so quickly and so secretively.

This is going to be the perfect way

to celebrate Sammi and Justin's engagement.

- Chef.

- Ya, mon.

- I wanted to talk to you about the menu

today because we love Jamaican.

It's been amazing.

But this is the longest we've ever

gone without having Italian.

And I'll be honest with you... [sighs]

I think we're going through withdrawals.

[buzzer blares]

- Hello? - Oh, hey, girl.

- You guys look so beautiful.

- So do you.

- Really getting into it.

- Yeah. - I love that.

- What's up, guys? - Hello.

- You look pretty.

- So the photos are going to get spread out, maybe

do, like, every other, like, a big one and then a small one.

- And a small.

- We got a party.

I love these pictures.

Remember when we got engaged?

- Please make me the happiest man on Earth.

Will you please marry me?

- Oh, my God, dude, he's doing it.

- Long time ago.

- Oh, wow, he's wearing white.

- Oh, OK. - Look, wow.

- It's k*lling me not to wear gray.

- Whoa.

Even that white has a gray tint to it.

- Yeah, it's not even white.

It's like a beige white.

- It's off-white.

- Hi, guys.

- Hola.

- Oh, that's pretty.

- Thanks, Windsor.

- We're all dressed like we're going to a Diddy party.

- Now we're canceled again. - I know.

Maybe this is too soon for that.

- I know.

- All right, let me text the squad.

- Tell them we're ready? - Yes.

- Mike just texted, come downstairs.

They're ready. - Oh.

- All right, let's head down.

- We have probably seconds to land--

- OK. - --on our intro.

- OK. - OK?

- Which one sounds better?

You do it, and I'll pretend. - OK.

Surprise!

Happy engagement party!

- Yeah, you need the full thing.

- It's nice out, though.

- Yeah, it's not that hot.

- No, thank God. - It feels so good right now.

- One, two, three, surprise!

Happy engagement party.

- It's a little creepy.

Let them just come in. - Let them get settled.

- Let them get in. - Get at the table.

- Maybe let them have a drink.

Yeah. Don't do your speech right now.

- This is your moment in your time to stop

and smell the white roses of love.

No?

- I would just--let's just do surprise,

happy engagement party.

- Honey, I'm riffing here.

- Where is this place?

- So we're going to do a short and sweet.

- Yeah. - OK.

- Where's the white party?

- We've all been gathered here today to live our best life

and to eat our best life.

- Honey, they're coming.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, OK, OK.

- Is this where we're going?

- We wanted to make sure that we all take a--

- Take a beat.

- Take a moment together.

- Ooh, fancy.

- Well, something like that. - Yes, I do like that.

- It might be different. It might be different.

- What is this?

- Ah!

- ♪ You need a freak like me

- What is this?

- Surprise! - Surprise!

- Aw.

- ♪ Even in the glow of candlelight ♪

♪ You're the brightest star that shoots across the sky ♪

- Honey, they're coming.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, OK, OK.

- Oh, wow.

- What is this?

- Surprise! - Surprise!

both: Happy engagement party!

- Aw.

You planned an engagement party?

- Yes.

- I--like, my heart right now--

this is an actual engagement party for me and Justin?

Like, I can cry.

This is beautiful. - Guys.

- You have me sweating right now.

This is so nice.

- Take it all in, guys, because tonight is about you.

- Mazel. - Wow.

- This is so nice.

I'm sweating.

- Oh, that's a nice pose.

- This one's a little more spicy.

- Thank you.

Oh, it's perfect.

You guys, this is so nice.

Thank you so much. - You deserve it.

- We're so appreciative. - We love surprises.

- You guys are the best.

I'm so emotional.

It's from medicine.

It's so nice.

- How come I never get a party?

- Shut up.

You got trillion parties.

- Vinny, this is not about you tonight.

This is about Sam and Justin.

- Yeah, give me my moment, Vin. - [laughs]

- And I want to let you guys know that BDS handled the menu.

- Of course. - Oh, OK.

- I've been loving Jamaica.

The food has been amazing.

But a detail has been noticed that we haven't had Italian--

- Hmm, that is true.

- --in many, many days.

- I didn't have chicken Parm not once this trip.

- OK, nice.

- You think we should take a photo

before we eat all this food?

- Yes. - Especially Italian.

- You know what I mean? There's, like, pasta sauce.

Listen, Italians love their pasta.

They love their sauce.

And we're wearing white.

So it's a good rule of thumb to take your pictures

before the pasta sauce comes out.

- Vin, you're going to stand with me.

Just stand with me. Come on. I'm the only one.

- I'm going to stand in front of you.

- No, don't do that to me.

No. - I had no idea.

- That's not nice.

- Sometimes I'm a magnet for Angelina during photos.

- Come on. You gotta scoot in.

I can't believe him.

- You know, it's like, everyone's, like, lining up,

like they're taking a prom picture right now.

Like, I'm not going to do that with Angelina.

I'm not going to pose with you like we're a couple.

- I'm not asking you.

As friends, you can, you f*cking as*h*le d*ck.

- Like, this is how things get messy.

- All right let's go to our kiss cam.

Oh, no.

Look at these two.

- I'm not with her.

So why would we sit there like we're booed up?

- I'm worth more than that, c*cksucker.

- It's just weird. - Who gives a f*ck?

You're weird. How about that?

Why are you making it bigger than it has to be?

- No, I was saving it from being bigger than it had to be.

What am I supposed to do, get behind you and hold you?

- Annoying. He's annoying.

Vinny will not stand next to me

because he's just doesn't want that out there

that he's, like, next to me.

But, like, it is ridiculous.

With everything I'm going through,

I'm not dealing with that sh*t.

- So we took the picture.

- And you stood in front of me.

- We stood next to each other.

- He was boxing you out, Ange.

He was boxing you out.

- He's what? - He was boxing you out.

- I was in a bad spot.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

- Don't stand next to me-- - Mad disrespectful.

- --in any pictures ever again, Vin.

- Very disrespectful to box out Angelina--

- I just don't care.

- --especially, you know, y'all being both from Staten Island.

- Mike just wants to stir the pot anywhere he can.

He can't help himself.

He can't help himself.

- Ange, this was the last night in Jamaica.

He shouldn't have boxed you out.

- Exactly.

No, seriously, that's, like, hurtful.

Like, it's not nice.

Are you that much of a f*cking p*ssy that you can't be around

a girl that you've known for f*cking over years

as a friend? - I was saying--

- To stand next to me in a f*cking picture?

- You wouldn't let me go on the other side.

- I'm asking you to stand next to me in a picture,

like a regular-- - What's happening?

- We've always been doing that.

- I did stand next to you. - What's different now?

- Guys, it's Sam and Justin's night.

- It's just not nice. - That's all she was asking.

He's a jerk-off.

For the engagement gift,

we got Sammi and Justin an Angelina and Vinny fight.

- Leave me alone.

- This is definitely a once in a lifetime photo--

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

- I thought that was a little shitty.

Like, we're friends.

I just wanted him to not make me feel awkward being,

like, not in a couple,

but you're so worried about the way you look.

You should only be so lucky to stand next to me.

b*tch, it would be a blessing and a f*cking miracle

if you ever got a girl like me, just saying.

- Don't even entertain this chooch.

He's a jerk-off.

[clinking]

Guys,

this right here is the celebration

before the celebration.

- Oh, God. - This right here

is the white dress before the white dress.

We know that you guys have been going through a lot,

and we want to let you know how much we care for you guys,

how much we love and support you.

- Aw, that's so nice. I'm gonna cry.

- We love love,

and it's time for a big celebration

on our last night in Jamaica.

- Thank you guys.

It's so beautiful.

- Bring out the champagne!

- Whoo-hoo.

- Oh. I love my friends so much,

and I can tell that they love me back.

And it's just so beautiful.

I love them.

Thank you so much.

- So what time does the Diddy party start?

- There he is.

- ♪ Oh, man, oh, man

♪ Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man

[clinking]

- Another speech.

- Guys, I would like to do a cheers.

But it's a little different this time.

I'd like to go around the room

and say something that you love

about Sam and Justin.

- This isn't awkward.

- And I will start.

- Of course, you will.

[laughing]

- I love you, brother.

Anyway, Sam and Justin,

I am so happy

that you guys have found each other.

You guys have a very beautiful love,

a once-in-a-lifetime love.

And I just want to let you guys know that we love

and support you and that we are family.

- Thanks, Mike. Very nice. - That was beautiful.

Thanks, Mike.

- I'm just so happy that you guys found each other,

because it's very hard nowadays to find somebody

that, like, works with each other and gets each other.

And I'm really praying for every, like, all your journeys.

- Thank you. I really appreciate that.

Thank you. - All right, Vinny,

let's hear how much you love me.

[laughing]

- Tell me how much you love me, Vinny.

- Sam,

it's great to have you back.

And we love you.

And, Justin, we connect on a lot of levels,

some that I can't say right now.

[laughter]

- You don't want to know.

- a*s-eating brother. [laughs]

We gotta call ourselves something.

- Yes.

- The tongue punchers.

[laughter]

- Oh, wow.

- Sam, I've known you for such a long time now.

And, well, I have to say,

this is the happiest I've ever seen you.

And I do think that is because of Justin.

And I wish you guys the best, and congratulations.

- Thank you. - Salute.

- Salute.

- Everything that you are going through is meant to be.

And it's meant to be with him.

You two are each other's twin flames.

And I'm so proud of you both.

- Thanks, Jenni.

- Sam and Justin,

congratulations.

You guys are definitely meant for each other.

Um...

[music winds down]

- That was beautiful, Chris. Thank you.

- Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers. Cheers.

- Thank you. - Cheers.

- He bombed.

- He doesn't like these things. He gets nervous.

- That was, like, kind of adorable.

- Stop putting Buckets on the spot, man.

- Um, Sam and Justin, I love you two together.

I'm giving you all good vibes, good energy, and everything.

- Thank you so much.

Thanks, Dee. Thank you.

-Salute,Sam and Justin.

- Sam and Justin.

- Sam and Justin. - Cheers.

- I love love.

I always cry at engagement parties.

- Everybody's speeches really touched my heart.

Thank you, guys. That was really beautiful.

We've been going down a hard path a little bit.

This is like my sixth laparoscopy.

I don't even want to do this,

but I need to try everything on my end,

so I know I tried everything.

- You're holding yourself together well.

You can never tell. - I try 'cause

I can't think about it.

I always have hope that there's light at the end

of that tunnel.

So my roommates and my friends, like, they really made

a very special night happen for us.

And it just was so beautiful.

It really just made me feel so good.

- I know Justin is dying on the inside right now.

- Oh, yeah, I don't like being the center of attention,

but I appreciate it, you guys. - Yeah, we are--

- All the kind words. - So thankful.

- I really appreciate it. - Thank you for everything.

I really do feel like I'm a part of this huge family,

and Justin is now too.

And we're just so grateful and thankful for everything,

so thank you, guys. - Thank you, guys.

- Salute. - Salute.

- We are having Italian tonight, guys.

I handpicked this menu myself.

Enjoy, guys.

- OK, now, we can eat. - Cheers.

Mangia.

- Cheers.

- Ooh, mozzarella sticks, Dee. - Yes.

- I know you know I love a mozzarella stick.

- Ooh, yes. Thank you.

♪

- Ooh, what's that?

- It's oxtail.

- Fettuccines.

- Ooh, that looks good.

- What's that? - Chicken.

- Oh, yeah.

That's the special chicken.

♪

- Everything's good.

- This is a great spread.

- So good.

- Yeah, that fettuccine is good, too.

- Yeah, it is. It's so good.

- This is, like, kind of like Thanksgiving/Italian.

- Yeah.

♪

- Oh, this chicken is good.

- Oh, yeah. The barbie fry?

- Yeah.

Mike, you did a fantastic job picking out the food.

- Yes. Everything's great.

["Yankee Doodle" playing]

♪

- Why is that chicken so good?

- I think it's jerk chicken parm.

- Jerk chicken parm. - Yep.

- Make that at home, man.

♪

- What's the point of you being Jamaican?

Come on.

♪

- And I'm a messy eater as it is.

I knew it. I knew it.

- What? - f*cking--

- Hey!

- What?

- Oh, my God, no. Not here.

m*therf*ckers.

- Hey!

- Not Jamaica.

- Vinny, Vinny, I love you all.

[upbeat Italian music]

♪

- Why is that chicken so good?

- Oh! - What?

- f*cking-- - Hey!

- What?

- Hey.

- Love you. - What?

- We have been surprised by Uncle Nino many, many times.

- Uncle Nino's in the back.

- Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me?

Why did you bring him?

- f*ck.

- What the hell?

My favorite uncle.

♪

- Hey!

- Oh, my God. - What the f*ck?

- Hey! - Vinny, what the f*ck?

Happy birthday!

- This is the best birthday ever.

- Give it up one time for Uncle Nino.

[cheering]

- I thought that the one place I couldn't

be surprised by Uncle Nino is Jamaica

because he doesn't have a passport.

- Vinny, Vinny, I did it.

I'm an American citizen, American f*cking citizen.

[cheering]

- Uncle Nino hasn't had his citizenship in, like, years.

He hears that I'm going to Jamaica,

and in a day, gets his citizenship.

- I did not see that coming.

Justin's like, what circus did I join into?

- He came all the way to Jamaica

to crash my engagement party?

I'm so happy to see him.

- Vin, it's your plus one.

- Everyone had such a great time.

Sammi and Justin look so in love.

And Uncle Nino is here, so, like, now it's a real party.

- Congratulations. Look at this.

This thing's still got the price tag on it.

Wow, look at that. - American.

- When did you get here?

- Muah. This morning.

- Oh, my God.

- Uncle Nino.

- Congratulations. Love you.

- Thank you, Uncle Nino. - Justin, congratulations.

- Thank you very much. - You're the sweetest.

- May you-- - Salute.

- To get to the airport? - Yeah, yeah.

- Passport? - Yeah.

- Oh, nice.

- Maybe you should stay with Uncle Nino

for a few days and then--

- Oh, no, I got something to do at home.

I just-- - Come on. Go for me.

Me and you go off together.

- No, I have to get my hair done.

- All right, guys, and for my last surprise

of the evening for the lovely couple--

- Wow. - Wow.

- Look at that. - sh*t.

- Pauly, look at that.

- Oh, wow. Look at that.

- Oh. - Wow.

- Thanks, guys.

Who's hungry for dessert?

- Angelina, go sit on it.

- Oh!

- No, thank you!

- What the f*ck?

[shouting]

- That looks like a nice cushion, though.

- Shut up, Vinny. - That's pretty big.

- Ange, come on, don't be mad at me.

- No, you're being f*cking-- you're being a d*uche.

- That's the biggest cake I ever seen.

- I'm sorry, OK?

- You should be sorry. - I am.

I didn't mean anything--

I didn't mean anything negative by it.

- It's becoming very stupid and, like, very childish.

You're f*cking corny.

You're corny, bro.

- I just stood neutrally, OK?

- As a friend, you should just stand next to me.

- I did stand next to you.

- Yeah, after I forced you.

- There's a lot of sexual tension over there, man.

You know they have rooms right next to each other?

- For real? - Yeah.

They have, like, adjoining rooms.

- Vin, you open the f*cking door.

- What are they talking about now?

- Let's not dwell on it.

- Be right back.

I want to pull a prank on Vin

because he thinks he's so high and mighty.

It's like, how high and mighty are you now?

- What is that smell? - What smell?

- Oh, my God.

- It smells like funky butt.

- Oh, yeah. - What is that?

- Bleh.

I can't f*cking breathe.

- I'm throwing up.

- Oh, what is that?

- I'm gonna pack my stuff.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I'm on top of the world

♪ Looking down on everybody

♪ They gon' try, but they can't stop me ♪

- Good job, Mike and Lauren.

This is delicious.

- That cake is good.

- This night was so beautiful.

And honestly, the party was something

we really needed to lift our spirits a little bit.

And I'm so grateful and thankful for all of my friends.

- All right, guys, you want to go upstairs?

- Yeah. - This was a beautiful night.

Thank you, guys.

- Where the f*ck is Uncle Nino?

- Of course, Vinny left him.

- Uncle Nino!

- I'm sure he'll find his way.

- Wow. - There he is.

He's got a cane, Vinny.

- I'm sure he'll find his way.

- Uncle Nino!

- What's up, baby?

- What are you doing?

- We need to adopt Uncle Nino.

- He needs a keeper.

- If Vinny doesn't appreciate him, we'll appreciate him.

- I'm full.

- I gained, like, pounds in seven days.

Overall, this was a great success.

This was a great celebration,

celebrating Sam and Justin.

And it was a great last night.

- Guys, I have something in my room for us.

- Ooh. - Just give me a moment.

- Does anybody want to guess what that is?

- You'll never be able to guess.

- It's got to be T-shirts.

- If it's f*cking T-shirts, I'm gonna jump off the balcony.

I f*cking hate these g*dd*mn f*cking shirts.

- I would like to do a matching family photo.

- What do you have, b*tch? - There's the box of fun.

- Are those matching clothes? - Yes.

I do have T-shirts here.

I know some of you are a little hesitant about putting them on.

- And I swear to God, it's a form of punishment.

- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.

- So...

- So I got you guys these shirts

to bring home as a souvenir.

- Do you have extra medium?

- I need an XL.

Throw me an XL.

- I just want one.

Thanks.

- Do you see a large?

- Is that extra-large?

- They all say that. - OK.

- Extra-large?

- Do you want a small, Nikki? - Extra-large.

- Be right back.

I want to pull a prank on Vin because he's, like, you know,

not wanting to sit next to me in pictures

'cause he thinks he's so high and mighty.

[suspenseful music]

♪

- m*therf*cker.

- [laughs]

- No, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean for that to get in your mouth.

[upbeat music]

♪

Prank's on you, m*therf*cker.

♪

- Oh, Ange, we got shirts. You want one?

- I got one.

- Oh, perfect. - All right.

- We ready to go?

- Ready. - OK.

- Bye, guys. Love you.

- I love you, too. I'll see you.

- Love you. all: Goodbye, Jamaica!

[all groaning]

- Good night, guys. - Good night.

Have a safe flight.

- What is that smell? - What smell?

- Oh, my God.

- It smells like funky butt.

- Yeah.

- It smells like funky butt.

- What is that? - Oh, yeah.

- Bleh. - Bye, guys.

- Oh. What is that?

- What the hell is that?

- Bro, that couldn't have been from a human.

- You think it's from the toilet bowl?

What is that? It's, like,

literally just vomit and poop all decomposed.

- f*ck.

What are you putting over your head?

- Ahh, I can't f*cking breathe.

Oh, I thought you loved to eat as*h*le.

- I eat a*s.

- And all of a sudden, I'm not hungry anymore.

- So this should have just been right up your alley.

Mm, obviously, you're a fraud.

And you don't eat a*s at all, 'cause if you did,

this is what it would smell like.

Yo, it's potent as f*ck.

- Stink b*mb.

- It's nice knowing you guys.

Oh, what is that?

- This is what it was.

- I can't sleep in there.

- I'm the f*cking prank w*r champion now.

- I'm gonna pack my stuff.

[synth music]

- ♪ Back off, back up

♪ Can't touch me

- Smells like funky butt. - What is that?

- Oh, yeah. - Bleh.

- m*therf*ckers.

- Call security, m*therf*cker.

- Liquid a*s spray, m*therf*cker. [laughs]

- It's nice knowing you guys.

- Does it smell in there? - Have a good one.

- You got adjoining rooms. You gonna f*ck?

- How do you like them apples?

Oh, how are you? - I'm OK.

Yeah, how about you? - I'm OK.

I love Uncle Nino.

I think he's very misunderstood, like me.

So I feel like on these vacations,

Uncle Nino and I, we just bond.

You've also been divorced and--

- A couple of times.

- Was it hard for you?

Or like, you were just, like, done?

- Oh, done, done, done.

- It's crazy that Vinny's uncle's

got such a level head when it comes to relationships.

Every relationship, I, like, wear the pants.

- Well, exactly.

- But is it because they're allowing me to or because what?

- They're allowing you, and they're docile.

They're timid, you know? - You're right.

- You need somebody to say, no, f*ck you.

I'm the man.

- It doesn't matter anymore.

I don't want to talk about it.

- I mean, he's-- it doesn't matter.

Honestly--

He has seen my struggles throughout the years,

and he knows me.

He gives me the best advice, honestly.

I wish he was my uncle.

- He--no, we're not.

It's just--the whole thing just was very--

the whole thing, how it played out, was just very sad.

- Are you still talking to this guy?

- No. - That's great.

- Has he moved out? Has this guy moved out?

- He's moved out.

- This . has moved out.

- He's % moved out. - OK.

- And then when I put Peanut down,

it was the worst day of my life.

- This just happened minutes ago.

"Peanut, you brought love into my life.

"I am forever thankful for you.

Rest in peace."

- Oh, she's not going to be OK, b*tch.

- And he comes walking in, like,

no f*ck given at the end.

I'm like, "She's dead."

I was in tears.

- He's like, "Well, I showed up."

I go, at the-- you weren't there.

- Are you with anybody?

- There are people that should have been here

that aren't here.

And those are the people that

I'll never forget what they did.

- Uncle Nino's a really good guy,

under all the craziness and the wine and all that sh*t.

Like, put that aside, right?

Uncle Nino is a good-hearted person.

- You know, and then, like, I'm just, like,

trying to be on a vacation.

This is the first time I'm, like, doing this by myself.

And it's just like, you know.

My divorce was f*cking messy.

And then now, ., that breakup is messy as f*ck.

I mean, they're all messy.

Like--

Yeah, I will.

Let me walk you out.

- I love you.

Thanks for our little chat again.

I love you, you know that.

♪

- It definitely still smells in here.

- ♪ Boom shock

♪ If a man want this, he will catch up in this ♪

- Oh, wait, the T-shirt.

- All right, let's get out of here.

- Honey, are we all packed?

- Yeah.

- Honey. - Mm-mm.

- I had a lot of fun, but I'm definitely ready

to get back to the boys.

- Bye, Jamaica.

f*cking good trip.

- What an amazing trip.

I wouldn't change anything,

except I would stay a little bit longer.

- I know.

- Gotta put this on.

Psych.

Goodbye, Jamaica.

- Can't forget my medicine.

Pack it up.

Jamaica was nothing short of amazing.

It was so cool to see where Nikki grew up.

It is beautiful. It is stunning.

Here, you got everything?

- Are you ready, baby?

- I'm going to walk in like this.

Time to go home now. - Let's go.

- I actually kind of like the shirt.

- Can you just f*cking go?

- Bye, Jamaica.

- Until next time.

- Back to Jersey.

[saxophone playing]

- Ya, mon!

It was definitely fitting that there was theme music

for Big Daddy Sitch everywhere I went.

I definitely will miss it.

Yeah, one band man show.

Let's go.

But the theme music is always playing

in Big Daddy Sitch's head.

Yeah!

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Let's do it. That's our car.

Bye, Jamaica.

- See where those f*cking kids are.

f*ck yeah.

I don't know which way they are.

I don't know.

- All right, honey,

we have just one more stop before we go home.

My goal is to sample the -plus restaurants

that the premises has to offer.

Jerk chicken and some rice.

Look at that, baby.

A little snack.

It's right over here.

- Beautiful lady.

You ladies are beautiful.

- This has been on the list

right before departure.

- So look.

Lost the f*cking elevator.

Yeah, that was f*cking gorgeous.

- One last stop

on BDS's food tour.

They said it couldn't be done,

but we have one restaurant left

to accomplish victory,

out of restaurants

out here in Jamaica.

The Situation versus food.

- Oh, no.

Oh, no.

- We missed it.

- I was able to experience

out of restaurants here,

one restaurant shy to victory.

I didn't lose.

I just ran out of time, it seems.

[sighs] We came this close.

- Call Vinny. Vinny!

[knocking] What's up, buddy?

- Time to go see those babies.

- Back to Jersey.

- Uncle Nino's here.

Open the f*cking door.

- It's time.

- Vin!

Angelina!

What the f*ck?

Ange!

- Let's go.

- Open the f*cking door.

I want to give you a hug.

- It's time.

- Oh, Pauly D. Pauly and Nikki.

What's up, Pauly?

It's Uncle Nino.

Open the f*cking door.

Where the f*ck are you guys?

What the f*ck?

I can't find nobody.

What the f*ck?

Vinny! What's up, buddy?

- Happy years!

Let's go!

- It's finally happening.

- This is our th year anniversary of "Jersey Shore."

- Cabs are here.

- Whoa.

- We're doing this big.

- Samantha.

- It's the real one.

[yelling]

- My spray tan!

- Been here long?

- Yo, I think that was Ron's dad.

- I think this is the first time Sammie's seen

Ron's parents in, like, a decade.

[honking]

- All right, ready to party?

Let's go! - Party's here.

- You taught the world what GTL was.

So tonight, we celebrate you.

- Let's go!

- Don't cry. Are you crying?

- I can't deal.

[yelling]

- Oh, my gosh.