08x16 - Happy Anniversary

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

- Who's ready for a party?

[cheering]

[screams, laughter]

- [laughing]

- I would never talk bad about Ron.

- [gasps]

- I can't process this.

- We're all going to Jamaica!

[cheering]

- Let me hear you say "ya, mon."

- Ya, mon.

- Welcome to Jamaica.

- I'm on a vacation.

- Welcome to Vinny's last shot at love.

- It's time to date the Chooch.

- My roommates are always trying to find me a wife.

[cheering]

Back in the game.

- . is trying to besmirch you.

- I don't need this sh*t.

- She is exiting a very toxic relationship.

- I am who I am.

I'm not changing for f*cking you.

I'm not changing for nobody.

- It is to a point where none of us know what to do anymore.

And there's only two options we see you going

at this point--jail or death.

[dramatic music]

- Did she give you a reason why she put you up for adoption?

- She gave me a better life.

- Your birth mother is ready to start messaging.

- Yeah. I never forget about you.

And I love you.

♪

- You'll do great. - What time do you go?

- In the morning.

- And I'm excited, hopeful.

Tomorrow is my next embryo transfer.

- Sam, this could-- this could be it.

- Positive vibes. - Happy thoughts.

- That means a lot to me.

Thank you, guys.

This is a huge moment, but there is no way

I'm missing out on this -year anniversary party.

[cheering]

- I love parties. - Yeah.

[honking]

- Cabs are here.

- This night is going to be huge.

- Happy years to all of us.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪

[dramatic music]

- I feel like we're going to, like, prom.

[laughter]

- This is our th-year anniversary

of "Jersey Shore,"

and we doing this big!

- [indistinct singing]

[indistinct chatter]

- You can't fall in love with the Jersey Shore, can you?

- That's very nice.

- Justin!

- How much do you bet?

- Lauren, you look gorgeous.

- Can we get a fist bump?

- So I might have taken it upon myself to make sure

we have paparazzi at the party.

These guys look interesting.

Paparazzi boys.

[laughs]

But it's not just any paparazzi.

BDS's paparazzi.

- Happy anniversary! - Oh, what a beautiful couple.

- So cute.

- What the f*ck?

[laughter]

- That's Deena's husband right there.

Are you the baby daddy?

- Both of 'em.

- Is that Greyson and Meilani?

- g*ns up. g*ns up. - Nice.

- Now you're a tiger.

- Oh, there it is. There it is.

Now you're a lemur. - Yeah.

- That's beautiful. Beautiful.

- Danny! Danny! - Who are you wearing?

- Men's Wearhouse.

- Oh. - Oh! Nice.

- years, baby.

years.

♪

- Damn, guys.

years ago was the first time

we traveled across this bridge.

- Yeah. - With MapQuest.

- Got the bridge coming up.

Here we go.

- Jersey Shore, watch out, JWoww is coming.

- Seaside Heights! Whoo!

- I don't think they're going to be ready for The Situation.

- Look at you now.

I can't wait to see this party you guys set up.

- ♪ All the ladies in the house ♪

♪ Put your hands up in the air ♪

♪ All the fellas in the place ♪

♪ Let me see you break it down ♪

- What is happening?

- It's usually just, like, all racks here.

But they cleared it out.

This is usually a store.

- Oh, wow.

- They set it up really nice.

- We're going all out, like it's the Emmys tonight

'cause we feel like we deserve more awards

than we've received.

years, and I can't get a f*cking nominee for an Emmy,

so I'm going to host it myself.

We're going to give ourselves Emmys.

[upbeat music]

- Look at this. Wow.

- Yeah. Looks like a movie premiere.

- Wow, there's people outside.

- This looks absolutely incredible.

We have the red carpet, lights.

There's a crowd.

You feel special.

There's, like, a ton of paparazzi.

- I gotta fix my t*ts real quick.

- I gotta fix my t*ts too.

[laughter]

- I'm just taking in this moment

because I have my embryo transfer early

tomorrow morning to try to get pregnant.

- Sam, how are you feeling?

Because I know the day after is your transfer.

- Yeah, it's exciting, but nerve-racking.

- Hope it all goes well.

- We'll pray for you.

- Manifest positivity.

- Yeah.

I'm so nervous.

- I think we can get out.

- So the party is nice to have a little bit of distraction.

- Happy years!

Let's go!

[indistinct shouting]

- This is an amazing moment for the squad.

♪

We have gone through four presidencies,

but what has stayed the same is Jersey Shore.

- ♪ Give me some

♪ Drop low for a pick me up

♪ Hear that bass, it thump

♪ Fist pump make you jump

- It's crazy that we're in the same place

we were years ago, but we're not in the same place

we were years ago.

- ♪ I need a night to remember ♪

- I was born and raised a guido.

It's just a lifestyle.

It's being Italian, it's representing.

- You haven't seen anything until you see me

at the Jersey f*cking Shore.

- My abs are so ripped up, it's--

they call it The Situation.

- Only rule.

Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

- If you're not a guido, then you can get

the f*ck out of my face.

- I am like a praying mantis.

After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.

- My mom cooks for me, cleans for me.

She loves me to death.

I'm definitely a mama's boy.

- I'm a blast in a glass.

- I want to show them what it's like

to be a real guidette.

Thank you, guys.

- Can you give us a push-up? One push-up!

- No! - One push-up.

- All right, bring in the cement truck!

I have a little surprise for the roomies.

- What the hell?

- We're going to put our hands in cement

and write our names, kind of like the Hollywood

Chinese Theater, where the famous people do it.

Let's make our memory here permanent with the cement.

[cheering]

- Very cute, Dee.

- Such a cool idea, Deener.

- So cute.

- Oh.

- Ronnie, you got a problem spelling your name?

- Can you erase cement?

because I don't think there's a U in Ronnie's name.

- Damn it. - All right.

- Ron, just put "Ron," R-O-N.

[laughter]

- All right. Is everybody ready?

Oh, wait. Mike's not done.

- Mike, this isn't a book signing.

- , , .

- Oh!

- We are cementing, literally, our legacy today.

- Oh! - Ah!

Look at me, man.

- Oh, that's so awesome.

- This is our Walk of Fame right here.

[cheering]

- So cool.

- Look how small Snooki's hands are.

- They looks like Ariana's hands.

[laughter]

- Oh, you guys made it? - Yeah.

- Oh, sh*t.

This is the first time Sammi has seen

Ron's parents in, like, a decade.

- I'm going to say something. - Sam.

- We're about to see an award show like no other.

[cheering]

- It's finally happening.

We deserve awards.

- And now, he flew all the way from Hollywood

to be here tonight.

[cheering]

- No way!

[applause]

- ♪ We're the ones who run this town ♪

♪ We're the rulers of this place ♪

♪ We are the kings and queens ♪

♪ The world belongs to us

- This is our -year anniversary.

Oh, my God, everyone's here.

- Oh, wow. - Yes.

- But this is actually the first time

all nine of us have been in a house together.

Like, we have not been able to pull this off, ever.

- Hello?

Party's here.

Give me a shot.

- Howdy.

- Ah!

- Party's here times two.

- Party of two is here.

- I'm your new roommate.

- Party's here!

- Yay!

- It smells the same.

- To back where it all started.

- Honey, I'm home.

- We're home.

- It smells the same.

- Did Pauly leave?

- Yeah, he had a gig.

- You just missed him.

- Party's here.

- Still smells the same.

Oh, my God, I can't breathe.

- But today is the day.

- I'm going upstairs.

♪

- Seems that Ronnie's taking care of the bathroom upstairs.

- Ugh, God.

- Some things never change.

- Oh, wow. Ronnie, wow!

He's working hard in there.

- [gags]

♪

[toilet flushing]

- All right. Shall we party?

- Ready? Go! - Let's go.

I might throw up. - Sorry.

- [gags] I definitely don't miss that.

- Let's go.

- Oh, are we allowed to go straight through the back?

- That's what she said.

- ♪ Let's get it jumping

♪ Hey, let's get it jumping in here ♪

♪ Let's get it jumping

♪ Hey, let's get it jumping

- years.

- The anticipation and nerves are going

because we're just like, what are we walking into?

What does Danny have set up for us?

- I hope there's a bounce house.

- All right. Is everybody ready?

- Yes. - Let's go.

- Hey!

[cheering]

- ♪ Let's get it jumping

♪ Let's get it jumping in here ♪

♪ Let's get it jumping

♪ Let's get it jumping in here ♪

- Oh, sh*t!

f*ck!

[cheering]

- ♪ There's a party going down ♪

- So we walk in, and our families are there.

- Good to see you, man.

- How are you, brother? - Good.

- Hi, baby.

- The Shore Store looks amazing.

There's a bar, DJ, photo booth, all the artifacts.

Food vendors everywhere.

This is actually really cool in here.

This is amazing.

- Oh, my God, this is the cutest freaking

party I've ever seen.

I'm so impressed.

We really did a good job.

- Where's the party?

- Party is going to be here.

You're going to help me get it all ready.

Where are you going?

Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way.

- I gotta pee real quick. - Lock him out.

- Come on. - I'm .

- It's really cute.

- Yeah, we did all of this yesterday.

- Oh, it's heavy.

[upbeat music]

♪

- These guys always make me do so much sh*t.

- Danny, where's the T-shirts?

- I hid them all.

Where were you helping us move all this stuff?

- I forgot my shift.

- Is this the infamous Danny?

- Hey, how we doing? - I--we've never met.

No? - We met.

- Nikki. We did?

- Hello, ladies, and welcome to The Shore Store.

This is our favorite boss, Danny.

- [laughs]

I was that bad of a memory.

You got rid of it.

- Yeah, for me, it wasn't--

it's not you.

It's me. - Not you.

I've heard that my whole life.

- ♪ Figaro

- This is so cool. - It's a museum.

- Oh, my God.

- Look at Angelina's luggage.

- There's so many amazing artifacts

from over the last years here on display.

- Oh, my God, look at this thing.

- Ew, don't touch it.

- You got the notes.

You got the neck brace,

Crocodilly, Pauly's tracksuit.

- Oh, sh*t. What the hell?

- Hold on.

I still wear these today,

and I still have the same haircut.

I'm literally a walking artifact

'cause this is years old.

[laughs]

- Oh, the meatball boots.

We had a lot of fun in these things.

- The velour suit that Mike wore for his wedding.

- Exclamation chain.

Grenade whistle!

- [blowing horn]

- I actually got arrested in the Snooki slippers.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, my, God, are they kidding me?

Deena's first night?

Seriously?

Where's my cowboy hat?

- Deena, you look good.

- I'd have to go if I'm in my bikini,

like this, and you just have a good time.

- Oh, wow.

That looks like a good time.

Yeah.

- First of all, I thought I was just taking off my cover-up.

- Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Can we borrow this?

Can we take this home?

Let me see what's behind that thing.

- All right.

- Oh, you guys made it?

- Yeah.

- I didn't think you were going to come.

You fight.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, sh*t.

I think this is the first time Sammi has seen

Ron's parents in, like, a decade.

- Been here long?

- You know...

- Oh, God.

Like, I can't imagine just being around

the parents of my ex after such a bad breakup.

Hi.

How are you?

This is just so awkward.

I don't know what to do.

You haven't aged.

- You look great.

- ♪ All the boys knocking at the door ♪

- Oh, my God.

- You guys haven't aged.

How are you?

- Nothing wrong with that.

- Oh, God.

- This is so awkward, to see Ron's family.

I haven't seen them in the longest time.

- You got your father in a sports jacket over there.

- I know.

What, did you go out and buy that thing?

- He did because I saw the tag on it.

And he pretended like he didn't.

- But I have my next embryo transfer tomorrow.

I don't want to be walking around and stressed out.

I actually feel like I'm going to say something.

- Good to see you.

- I have this amazing man.

I'm happy to be here, and it doesn't need

to be so weird anymore.

Hi.

How are you? - Good.

How are you doing?

- Nice to see you again.

So I just break the ice.

So it's not just so, like, awkward.

It doesn't need to be.

It's been a while.

You look the same.

- Yeah.

- Justin, this is Ron's mom, Connie.

- Nice meeting you.

- Yeah.

- It's a pleasure meeting you, Justin.

- Ron's family was always so nice to me.

And when we broke up, I lost them too.

It was hard.

- Hey.

- Nice to see you. - How are you doing?

- Good. - Good.

- You guys look exactly the same.

I can't even--oh, my God.

- You do too. - It's been so--

this is Justin.

This is Ron's dad and mom.

- I think that, honestly, the awkwardness between

me and Sam, little by little, it's starting to go away.

- The memorabilia is hysterical.

- I know, it's so good.

- The note, I mean-- - The note? I know.

She pulled it out yesterday, Sam at the--yeah, the house.

She's like, hey.

We're getting comfortable with being around each other again.

You know, I have a baby's mom that I have to be around,

so I have the training.

[laughs]

- You're coming. - Of course.

- You better be coming.

- You know, I'm happy for her.

But I don't think that me and Sam are at that point

where I can congratulate her yet.

- How are you doing, brother?

- Congratulations, brother.

- Thank you, man.

- But I want to let them know like, you know,

I'm happy for you guys.

This is why we didn't end up together,

because I couldn't give this to her.

So I'm actually happy that she got what she wanted.

[lively music]

♪

- ♪ In Italiano

all: Stretch the mozz!

Stretch the mozz!

- There's so much Italian food here.

They had the Stretch the Mozzarella guys,

the Porterhouse Party guys.

- I love it. - g*dd*mn.

That's delicious. Wow.

Pizza is good.

I want to eat everything.

- Oh, my God.

- I am in heaven right now.

- You got a bone marrow shot.

- Let's go!

- Go, go, go, go!

- There you go.

[cheering]

- For two years. Thank you. Cheers.

- They're too little.

We didn't bring them.

He's in his-- he's in his glory here.

- OK, right now, the answer is no.

- But by the end of the year.

- Right now, we're having some really good

Mommy and Daddy time, and we'll see what happens.

I love being a dad, and I'm really hoping

for baby number four.

- So now I have a IUD,

so I can't make a quick decision.

You know what I mean?

- Good, so you can just have fun

and not worry about it. - Yeah, that's good.

- Unfortunately, I just don't think

it's possible right now.

- He'll find me in that one millisecond moment

and take advantage of that.

- Oh, my God!

- But I have the safety guard.

I have the goalie in.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

- Hey, everybody, can you please

take your seats so we can get this thing started here?

You're about to see an award show like no other, guys.

[cheering]

- Live from Seaside Heights, New Jersey,

at the fabulous Shore Store, we're here currently

serving a two-for-one special, everybody.

It's the Jersey Shore Award Show.

[cheering]

- It's finally happening.

We have been busting our asses

and k*lling brain cells for years.

We deserve awards.

- For the first time ever, we have all nine

cast members here at the Shore Store,

on time, ready to do this.

So grab a slice, pour yourself a glass

of Ron-Ron juice, and enjoy.

And now your host.

He is raised in Queens,

had a shore house, but a fancy one,

and flew all the way from Hollywood to be here tonight.

Two-time Emmy nominated, Independent Spirit

Award winner, "Big Nick" Turturro,

a.k.a. Nicky Red Sauce.

[cheering]

- No way!

- Good to see you guys.

- He's on "NYPD Blue."

- Are you ready to party?

[cheering]

- I'm a fan of Nick Turturro.

Loved him in "Blue Bloods."

His brother, John Turturro, is one of my favorite actors.

And unlike us, Nick's actually been nominated for an Emmy.

[laughs]

- What an accomplishment, years to the day,

you graced our television sets for the first time.

You taught the world what GTL was.

You showed us what a chooch was.

You guys were orange before being orange was cool.

[laughter, cheers]

The Oscars, the Emmys, Grammys,

ESPYs, Razzies, VMAs, and Tonys

have yet to recognize you, which we quite frankly

think is bullshit!

- Yeah!

[cheering]

- So tonight, we celebrate you.

Welcome to the Jersey Shore Awards, as we like to say,

the JSAs.

[cheering]

Over the last years, there's been a lot of

amazing moments in JS history.

So this award goes to the biggest "oh, my God"

moment on the show.

- Oh. - Oh, God.

[crowd groaning]

- The nominees are Angelina period sh*t.

[crowd groaning]

- I sharted in my pants.

- [screams]

- Open the door.

I'm gonna throw up.

- It was, like, period sh*t.

You want to see my pants right now?

- No!

[crowd groaning]

- I'm eating. I'm eating.

- What the f*ck is that?

- You don't want to know.

- You don't want to know. - You don't want to know.

- All right, Nicole.

- Shut up.

- Crashing into the Italian police.

- Slow down.

- Oh, my God!

- We hit the cop.

- f*ck me.

- Ooh.

- Oh.

- Sammi coming back.

- Hey, guys.

Sorry I'm late.

Hi.

Surprise.

- What the f*ck?

[laughter]

[cheering]

- Chicken cutlet in the hot tub.

- What's this?

- All the guys start playing catch

with this girl's fake boobs.

Looks like a chicken cutlet.

Yo, put that on the grill.

- The winner of the JSA is

the sweetest b*tch is back,

Sammi.

Yeah.

All right.

- This is the first JSA Award for Sammi Sweetheart,

who came back only because Angelina asked her

and not because she was on the show

during the original six seasons.

- Oh, I could cry right now.

I really felt like a part of me was missing when I left,

and I just feel like--

I feel like I'm at home right now with my family,

and I love you all so much, and I'm so happy to be back

and party with you all.

- We love you too, Sam.

- Ah, whatever.

I should have also gotten an award, like, you know,

the person that actually got Sammi to come back is me.

Just saying.

- Change that channel and get your a*s beat,

or you can change that channel and get your a*s beat.

The Jersey Shore Awards will be right back.

- We've got a situation.

It's the Jersey Shore Awards with your host, Nick Turturro.

- One thing you and I know is you guys like

to f*ck with each other over the years with all your pranks.

The next JSA is for the best prank.

And the nominees are,

Deena with the dead body prank.

- Guys, what is in there?

- Somebody is just floating.

- No.

- Oh, my God!

[shouting, crying]

This is going way better than I thought.

[laughter]

- Pauly with an alien prank.

- Oh, my God!

What the f*ck?

- It's an alien.

- We need to get inside, guys.

- No! [speaking indistinctly]

- Wait, is this, like, a real thing?

Are you kidding?

I need to go home.

- Deena, compose your f*cking self.

- I am walking to my kids.

I don't give a sh*t.

- It's a prank!

[cheering]

- Mike with the Meatballs to the city prank.

- Is this a Cadillac?

How classy.

- Snooks and Deena were going to Jenks.

So I called the taxi up, and I'm like, listen,

it's a surprise.

Just take them to Times Square.

- Is that New York City?

- Yeah, you don't--

- Where are we going?

[booing]

- And the winner of the JSA is

Pauly with an alien prank.

[cheering]

Pauly D.

- This is Pauly DelVecchio's first JSA win.

His prank w*r championships have included

creating a fake residence,

transforming former cast members into dolls,

and turning a house inside out.

- Sorry for the pranks, but they keep coming.

And the next one isn't today.

- Oh, thank God.

- Thank you guys.

[cheering]

The alien prank was one of the greatest

pranks of all time.

It was so lit that there were, like, safety issues

because the Meatballs almost had a heart attack.

- I'm f*cking done with you f*ck.

- [laughs]

- Being a guido takes a lot of time, and because of that,

sometimes guidos aren't the most punctual people.

The nominees for most likely to be late are--

- Oh, f*ck my life!

[crowd groaning]

- Angelina in Miami.

- We gotta go.

Everyone's in the suite.

- What should I wear?

- You don't even have an outfit picked out?

- No.

- Angelina!

- Angelina in Tucson.

- Come on, Ange.

We're missing out on all the fun.

- I could give two f*ck.

- Angelina in Jersey.

- She's not here?

- I work on my own time.

It's called Angelina time.

So yeah.

- Angelina in Jamaica.

Angelina in the Poconos.

Angelina at her own house.

[laughter]

The JSA goes to--

- Who is it?

Who is it?

- Angelina by a landslide.

[cheering]

- This is Angelina's first JSA win.

Whether it's bartending, recording sessions,

or airplane departures,

Angelina's been doing great things

just a little bit later than everybody else

since .

Thank you! [cheering]

I worked for this award.

It's like I didn't really work,

but I worked my a*s off for it, to be that late.

And no one is ever gonna take this from me.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- Get a f*cking watch, will you?

[laughter]

Guidos are very emotional.

- Oh, God.

- Very passionate. - [groans]

- They wear their hearts on their sleeves.

- Big Ron right there.

- For the next award, we are honoring

the most emotional guido.

- Oh, God.

- And the nominees are

the girls when Sammi came back,

Nicole and Deena during the alien prank,

Ronnie every season on "The Shore."

- Hey! [cheering]

- Here I am,

the same crying-a*s b*tch Ronnie.

[sobbing]

Oh, my God, it hurts.

[cheering]

- And the JSA goes to...

- Forget about it.

- It's Ronnie.

[cheering]

- This is the first JSA for Ronnie Magro.

His questionable decisions to give bathroom tours,

take road trips to Secaucus,

and to fall in love on the Jersey Shore

have provided big feelings for "Jersey Shore" and "TMZ"

for over years.

- Uh, for the tears, I want to thank my mother.

Thank you, Mom.

Taught me very well.

Love you guys.

And years of crying got me here.

Thank you.

[cheering]

- Don't go anywhere or Ronnie will come at you, bro.

The Jersey Shore Awards will continue after these messages.

- Welcome back to the first-ever

Jersey Shore Awards.

Here are some of the Emmys--

I mean, JSAs that you missed

during the commercial break.

- This group parties hard, but they fight even harder.

The winner of the biggest blow up JSA is

Mike versus the wall.

[cheering]

- f*ck, f*ck!

Well, I finally beat the wall.

We did it! Oh!

- The next category honors the best writer on the show.

Jenni and Nicole with the note.

Yeah!

- Ron put his head between a c*ck waitress's breasts.

- Boing.

- I guess we just found out who wrote the note.

- See? Wasn't me.

- This award goes to the best event planner

on the shore, Deena.

Duh.

- Today, we're doing the f*cking scavenger hunt,

and now I'm done.

If I ask you to wear T-shirts, just f*cking wear the T-shirts.

Thank you.

- And now back to the show.

- I don't know what's in the water

out there or the pizza,

but this one city has produced three

"Jersey Shore" cast members.

The award is for the best thing to come out of Staten Island.

- Oh!

- And the nominees are,

Mike, who was born and raised on the island.

- People forget.

- Angelina, the self-proclaimed

Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,

and her neighbor,

Vinny Guadagnino.

[cheering]

The JSA goes to--

- Has to be me.

- Everyone's favorite, Uncle Nino.

[cheering]

- Are you kidding me?

He wasn't even on the list.

- This is Uncle Nino's first Jersey Shore award.

Despite never being nominated, he has more JSA wins

than his nephew, Vinny Guadagnino.

- I won something, f*ck.

- Earmuffs, kids.

- Hey, my dad's here!

- I love you so f*cking much.

- Play the music.

[sweeping music]

- Hey!

- It was a joke.

- Paradise. I'm in heaven. [laughter]

- We hung out in a Jacuzzi laughing.

- You think I would do anything?

- Nothing like your -year-old putting you in your place.

- The next JSA is one of the most competitive awards

we'll be giving out tonight.

The competition is stiff.

This award goes to the biggest chooch moment in JS history.

And the nominees are Vinny in New Orleans,

Vinny in San Diego, Vinny in the Poconos,

Vinny in Las Vegas,

Vinny in Miami, Vinny in LA,

Vinny in Foxwoods,

Vinny in Manhattan.

Vinny Jersey season one.

- The whole season.

- The JSA goes to--

- Who is it?

Who is it?

- Vinny in all the above.

Let's go, Vinny.

- I knew it!

- This is Vinny's first JSA win

and most likely the last time

we ever recognize him for his contributions

to the Jersey Shore.

What a chooch.

- It's a great honor to be here.

- I called it.

- I prepared a little speech.

[sweeping music]

♪

- Chooch! - All right, guys.

Have a good night. Thank you.

- Chooch!

- I do appreciate winning an award, but I'm not a chooch.

- We can't take him anywhere.

- I don't like heights.

- Jumping down like a bunny.

- Come on, Vin, do a backflip.

- Tiki taki, tiki taki.

- My boyfriend hurt his leg stripping.

- Vinny!

- Vinny, you are a f*cking chooch.

[laughter]

And now this award honors true love,

love that is passionate,

love that is pure.

This is for the best couple in JSA history.

Mike and Lauren.

[cheering]

Deena and Chris.

[cheering]

Pauly and Nikki.

[cheering]

Jenni and Zach.

[cheering]

Angelina and Vinny.

- What?

Please, can we go to bed?

- I don't want to go down that road.

- Why are you so scared? Come on!

- Maybe if you're, like, dead sexy in the lap dance.

- All right.

- Oh.

- Oh, my God.

Now that's how you get pinkeye.

- Vinny!

- That's a good one.

- And the winner to the best couple JSA goes to--

Angelina and Vinny.

[cheering]

- Yeah.

- I know real love when I see it.

- Not all awards should be won.

I don't think I was the right Vinny.

But thank you.

- Hug or something. - All right, goodbye.

- You should thank me. No.

- I don't have anything.

- Thank me, b*tch. - Wait, wait, wait.

Did she say date me?

- She said spank me.

- Best couple with Vinny?

I love this award.

And I got two of them

because Vinny left it behind.

So I still have it in my house, m*therf*ckers.

Thanks, Vin.

- Staten Island love is different.

[laughter]

Our final award is for the most memorable confessional.

- Oh!

- The confessional is a place for people to unwind,

spill tea, bring their one-night stand,

cry hysterically, and even eat ham.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Fist pump like this, Louie.

- Why, hello.

- I like Mike because he's spontaneous.

- Oh, just playing with your hair.

- Awkward!

- Merp, merp, merp, merp, merp.

- Hey!

- Warm beer, everybody.

- Spiral squad clocking in again.

- [blows raspberry]

- I'm swimming.

- You do not stereotype Italians.

Italians are good people.

Now get the f*ck out of here!

[laughter, cheering]

- The JSA for the most memorable confessional

goes to--

f*ck it--you all win.

Come on, let's go.

[cheering]

This f*cking thing over or what?

Happy years and many more!

- Thank you for watching the Jersey Shore Awards.

We'll see you again next year at the JSAs or the Emmys.

You know, whichever's first.

- Happy years and many more!

DJ, spin that sh*t.

Let's rock this house!

Come on!

Everybody on the dance floor.

I want to see some of those moves, Ronnie.

- ♪ I got it

♪ I got it

♪ I got what you like

- The award show was epic.

But we can't end this party without beating the beat up.

- ♪ I got it

♪ I got what you like

- years ago, I was just a poor kid from Staten Island.

And this show has changed my whole family's life.

What the f*ck? Let's go.

Let's go. Get out of here.

I hope this lasts forever.

And who knows, maybe I'll have a girlfriend

by the next vacation.

- Hi, Mama!

- Hi, Mama.

And I know it stresses Vinny out a lot

because you're his mom, but I think we need to, like,

find you a man.

'Cause you deserve to also live.

I mean, I feel like at this point,

Paula fits the role of Vinny's girlfriend.

So if we could find Paula a nice guy,

then Paula will be too busy to take care of Vinny.

So then that'll force Vinny to get a wife.

- But I'm older now, so.

- It doesn't matter how old you are.

- It doesn't matter.

- No. You're beautiful.

- Listen, there's still men your age that are looking also.

- A lot of lonely men out there?

- My mom now has an amazing boyfriend.

- Really?

- And she's living with him.

- What I think we should do is go out

and dance and meet some men.

- OK.

- Are you down to do that with us?

- Absolutely.

- Break this up.

- No, we're taking her out.

- You're not going anywhere. - What?

- They're a bad influence.

- No, we're not.

- That's the real deal.

f*cking kids don't know.

- How you doing, man? - Good, man.

- Good, man. Long time no see.

- years. - Yes, sir.

years. Can you believe it?

- Shedding like a cat.

- I know I am.

- Doesn't she looks so hot, though?

I'm feeling some oral tonight.

- Bye, guys.

I'll see you. Yeah.

We have a busy day tomorrow.

This -year anniversary party was truly epic,

but I have to get out of here.

I have my transfer early tomorrow morning

to hopefully get pregnant.

- Bye, Mama.

- Thank you. I'll keep you guys posted.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- I'll keep you posted.

- Good luck, Justin.

- This will be my third time doing this.

And I'm so scared and so nervous

that it's not gonna happen again.

[somber music]

It's just a sad thing.

♪

OK, you ready?

Thank you.

I'm just praying for a positive outcome.

- In years, what did you think

the Meatballs would be doing?

- I thought you guys would be dead broke, probably on, like,

your second, third, fourth marriage.

I would've never thought you'd have a successful life,

perfect like you guys have.

- Well, I'm glad we proved you wrong, b*tch.

I mean, honestly, it's been a great year.

I think my biggest moment of growth

was getting to know my birth mom.

- She say, I never forget about you and I love you.

- I'm happy that I got to reach out to her

and give her peace, knowing that

I have great parents and a great life,

and I definitely want to reach out again.

- I want a picture with my dad.

- Yeah, let me get him.

- My biggest moment of growth was my movie premiere.

I never thought that this would be possible,

but I did it all on my own.

And I don't want this to be a one and done.

I want this to be my beginning.

- regular? - I know.

It doesn't fit me.

I know, I know.

I'm just grateful for all my experiences.

Well, not all my experiences.

[laughs]

Let's back it up. [laughs]

- Fix the collar. - I know.

It's not even my jacket.

Being here tonight, it's been a blessing and a dream.

A couple years ago, I had to step away for a little bit

to focus on myself and focus on my daughter

and my mental health.

So I'm very grateful for all of this.

It feels great to be back, and I hope we can

do it for another years.

- I'm taking my shirt.

I've been through a lot this year.

I lost Peanut, and . and I had a messy breakup.

But I've been working hard on myself, going to therapy

and, you know, admitting my stuff.

It's gonna be a long road ahead,

but I'm looking forward to the future.

Thanks, Danny.

- Look, the grenade whistle.

- This past year with Nikki has been great.

Experiencing Nikki's culture and meeting her friends

and family actually made the bond that

Nikki and I have even stronger.

- Yo, let me get in, fam.

So much has happened to me over the last years.

You guys have seen me grow up from a young, wild kid

to now, a sober dad, a devoted husband.

It has been such an amazing ride.

And we're just getting started.

So stay tuned.

Let's go!

[cheering]

- ♪ Bless me

- Look at my socks.

- Knock me up, doc.

- If this doesn't work,

I don't know if I'm strong enough.

I cannot believe this is happening again.

It's just so sad.

♪

[soft music]

- Transfer day.

[chuckles]

So it is transfer day, and I'm so excited.

Like, here's another chance to hopefully get pregnant.

Look at my socks.

- Knock me up, doc. - [laughs]

I want to do everything for good luck that I possibly can.

- Yeah, that's fine. - OK.

I feel like I'm a walking souvenir of good luck,

but I don't care.

I just want all the luck around me

that I possibly can have.

- OK.

- ♪ This wasn't what I thought it would be ♪

♪

♪ The clouds rolled in

♪ I got lost out at sea

- Are you excited?

- I'm nervous. I'm freaking out.

- Nervous?

- Yeah. - Mm.

- I cannot believe this is happening again.

This is my third transfer.

The first transfer I had, I ended up getting pregnant,

but obviously had a miscarriage.

Second transfer, I didn't even get pregnant.

So it's like you just--

you don't know.

I just am, like, scared for the--

the results.

I hope I can handle it.

That's, like, the worst part, thinking about that.

- Thinking about what?

- Finding out.

I know people that go on through their fourth

or fifth or sixth or seventh transfer,

and I'm just like, how do you do it?

Because mentally, I don't know if

I'm strong enough to handle

the negative pregnancy test again.

Just I don't know how people do this all the time.

Like, it's so hard.

[somber music]

Oh, I'm just so hopeful.

I hope it all works out.

I'm also very scared to go through this again.

I just feel like it's very overwhelming,

the what-ifs,

the unknown.

If this isn't successful,

I really have to sit down with Justin,

and we have to decide what our next steps are gonna be.

Like, I'm getting older.

So it's like, how many more

egg retrievals can I do?

How many more eggs can I produce?

Maybe I'm not able to carry a baby.

It's just so sad.

Oh, man.

- It'll be all right.

- I know.

If this doesn't work,

I know Justin will love me anyway,

but I really want to give him a baby.

He would be an amazing dad, and he deserves

to have a family, just like me.

♪

- Sam.

- What?

- Back of the truck.

- I just hope it all works.

- ♪ This could be the day

♪ A brand-new life

♪ Gonna lay it on the line

♪ Gonna lay it on the line ♪

- Ready?

- Yeah.

No turning back now.

- ♪ Gonna lay it on the line

♪ Gonna lay it on the line

- We turned minutes of fame

into years.

And the story continues.

Get ready to get ready!

[cheering]

- Are you ready? - [screaming]

- What's up, Boston?

- I'm not leaving! - [screams]

- What's up? - Get up.

- I'm here.

- We are going back to school.

- Welcome to Harvard.

- Interesting times.

- You guys are late. - We're hungover.

Give us a break.

I don't like school. I'm good.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- I have this amazing secret.

I actually just want to say that I'm pregnant.

[cheering, screaming] - Oh, my God!

- Go, Sam!

[cheering]

- So I'm, like, crying.

all: We're pregnant!

- And Justin's the father.

- Oh, sh*t.

- I get to be a part of her gender reveal.

I didn't even have to get her pregnant.

- Oh, wow. - [laughs]

- This family is messy.

- What is happening?

- Don't tell anybody.

- It's nobody's f*cking business but mine.

- You're spiraling.

- You have become

a bougie little sh*t.

- Who the f*ck is that?

- Ah! - Oh!

- [screaming] - Yeah!

- Nobody messes with my family.

- Oh, God.

- Sam's wedding is coming up.

- Oh... - Oh, my God!

- Sam, this is the dress!

- She's getting married on this man's th birthday.

- f*ck that. I'm crashing the wedding.

- Ronnie, don't f*ck this up.

- No.

- I think I've been waiting all my life for this, guys.

- ♪ This is the time of our lives ♪

- Feels like I'm in the human centipede.

- I'm about to swallow it whole.

- Oh. - Oh, my God.

- Oh.

- What's up? - Yeah!

- We got the keys to the city, baby!

But wait, there's more.

- Oh, Nikki, you want kids? - I do.

- What would Pauly say? - I don't know.

Have you asked Pauly?

- Oh, wow.

- Wait, did you take a pregnancy test?

- No, there's no way.

- You're pregnant.

I have chills.

- No.

Holy sh*t.

- Oh, we can be pregnant together.

- What the f*ck?

- ♪ This is the time of our lives ♪

- Right in time for the fight.

- All right, we get it, b*tch.

- What the f*ck does that mean?

- So, Ron, what do you think about the note?

- Just have to fight it out, that's all.

- Wait, hold on.

I don't think it's something to be laughing about.

- Oh.

- We have a very special guest in the building today.

- [screams]

- Thank goodness we drank more wine.