02x10 - What a Drag

[bunniefuu]

I took my f-- my ring off my finger.

Wait, what? Me and my fiancé

got into a really big fight. I'm, like, drunk,

and he's drunk, he's like, "Go [bleep] Vinny."

So, I'm actually not going to Vegas

because I'm pregnant.

[Nicole] Are you really?

What about Ronnies? Is he coming?

I don't know, man. I don't know.

I haven't heard from him.

I don't know. It's just like, such a bad situation.

[voices over police radio]

♪ Here I come ♪

Yeah, buddy!

Party's here!

The Situation is under construction.

This might not have been the best idea.

We're so classy now.

On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

♪ Here I come ♪♪

♪♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

[Deena] Doesn't it all look pretty? It all came out so pretty.

So I'm super excited. Today's the big day.

We're having the gender reveal party.

We find out if we're having a boy or a girl.

And I just want the party to be perfect. How you doing, guys?

It's a box, and we're gonna put dynamite thing, it'll be a smoke b*mb.

Oh, it smells like horse poop.

You smell that? Stinky!

So today's is Deena's reveal party.

This is like, one of the best things to do when you're pregnant

because you're finding out what you're having, a boy or a girl.

And I know Deena's so excited. So I'm coming with Sissy.

I love spending the day with my baby. My little meatball.

Hi, mama. Hi, mwah.

Perfect dress. Hi!

She has a baby in there.

Remember how you were in my belly and I pooped you out? She's gonna do that.

We're a family. So, you know, being here for her

and finding out what she's having, I'm super excited.

This is so cute, did you do all the decorations? Yeah.

[man] Where you gonna put this?

[Jenni] Backseat.

Today is gender reveal day.

So I'm picking up this adorable cake for Deena,

and a bunch of little cupcakes.

But I don't want it to tilt.

Should we seatbelt the--

I'm going to, yeah.

This cake is buckled in my car.

Don't drive like a [bleep], Jenni.

Like, I am paranoid right now.

I don't wanna [bleep] up Deena's cake.

[car honking, yelps]

You almost ruined my cake!

I have a strong feeling that it's a girl.

What do you think it is?

I think it's a girl.

I have a such a strong feeling.

So I feel like the baby's gonna be a girl.

Chris thinks it's a boy.

Chris's family is more on the blue side.

But a lot of my family is on the girl side.

I feel like it's, like, -.

Uncle Rick! Hey!

[Chris] I knew you'd say boy.

[gasps]Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, what is--

It's just the tape. It shifted.

It's fine. Okay.

[Mike] Wait, teddy bears. What?

Get the teddy bears.

Oh, I thought you said "t*tties."

This week is going to be an action-packed week.

First we have the gender reveal party,

and then we're gonna celebrate myself and Pauly's birthday.

What do you think of my teddy bears?

Teddy bear's cute, but I like my unicorn way better.

[Mike] And the icing on the cake, Pauly has a gig down in AC

and the squad's just gonna go down there and turn up.

Hey! Hi!

You're team blue?

[Lauren] I am team blue.

You're team pink. I'm both.

I'll be honest with you, I don't even know

what a gender reveal party is.

Do we give the teddy bear to her now or laters?

And most importantly, what are they serving

at the gender reveal party?

Ohh, I didn't know we had a lot of food

in here like this. [Jenni] Yeah.

[Mike] I'm supposed to be on a diet, but it's Sunday.

So it is cheat day. Little salamis, you know?

I actually get so excited for cheat day because it's just

a whole day of living my best life.

This cheese is good. Taste it.

There's hot appetizers, there's cold appetizers.

We'll try a little pastas. A pasta station... endless.

It's just like, whew! I'm excited.

Hey! How you doing?

Gender reveal party, not really sure what that is.

But whatever it is, I love her and I'm here for her, you know what I mean?

Hey, Vin! Hi. Oh!

Welcome to the party!

Hi, Vin. I'm just eating, hi.Hi, Dee.

Oh, Deena... You went with the blue.

You ain't playin' around.

Yeah. [both laughing]

If Laurens wasn't here, you wouldn't be playing around either.

I know, I know, I know.

I will have my cheat day until : p.m.

What do you think she's having, a boy or a girl?

Girl.A girl?

I say boy.

If you don't plan, you plan to fail.

[laughing]

Do you have to listen to these quotes all day?

[Lauren] Yeah. [laughing]

He says it like it's, like, he's speaking scripture,

you know?Yeah.

I have tons of quotes.

You know, a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

Life is a marathon and not a sprint.

The waves are not gonna stop, but you can learn how to surf.

You can throw me to a pack of wolves,

I shall return leading the pack. [chuckling]

'Cause I walk it like I talk it, that's why.

Yeah, you really believe in the words.

Honey, do you-- do you want more foods?

Do you need more foods? You ate everythings?

All right. You guys speak to Ronnie?

I haven't talked to him.

Last time we talked to Ron,

he got run over by Jen in a car

and he was like, in the hospital.

He didn't come to Seaside.

We saw his arm in his story.

I saw that!

[Nicole] All of us are concerned about Ron.

We don't know what's going on with him.

But he's our family, he's our brother.

And we just wanna make sure he's okay.

[Ronnie] So I'm heading to Deena's party right now.

I'm hoping to surprise her because I wasn't there

for her when her father passed away.

When my dad died, it doesn't matter.

You come up to me and you [bleep] tell me you're sorry.

'Cause you knew my dad.

You weren't [bleep] there!

That [bleep] k*lled me.

I feel like me being there for her

and surprising her shows that I do love her.

[Lauren] Look at this dog, he's so cute.

Looks beautiful. Are you happy? Good. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God. Aww!

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

It says "Deener" on it.

[Deena laughing] I can't.

"Dear Baby Pauly or Paulette.

"Sorry I couldn't be there today.

"Can't wait to find out if you're going to be my niece or nephew.

"Looking forward to spoiling you.

Love, Uncle Pauly."Aww...

Aww, that was so cute. Wait... I can't.

With the stickers.

Subtlety is not one of his strong points.

My outfit really matches, if you look at this pinkness.

It's just funny 'cause this is actually something he would wear.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Like in Vegas or something.

[Mike] Yes, I would.

He was busting out some...

I had the flamingos... Some weird color, yeah.

Brought out the flamingos.

[Nicole] Oh, [bleep]! How'd you get here?

What? Holy sh--

You just passed me! You just walked by her.

Oh, my God!

What're you, Rico Suave?! [Ronnie] Hi.

[Vinny] What the hell? Who are you?

Ron? Yes.

What the hell are you doing here? What the hell?!

I feel like I'm seeing a ghost.

Look at you, wow.

He's been in the hospital.

And now Ron's, like, hair gelled, he's showered.

So I'm like, what the [bleep]?

[Jenni] I walked right by you.

You look so good. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Honey...

What's happening? What the...

[Nicole] How's your arm?

It's good... It's good.

Seeing Ronnie is like seeing Bigfoot.

Like, you hear about him on TMZ every day.

And then, like, to see him in person is kinda wild, you know what I mean?

Like, I don't really know how to react.

Oh, my God. Ron! I didn't know you were coming!

Yeah... Congratulations.

What a surprise.

The gender reveal party, it's a huge moment for Deena.

I'm so happy you came. I'm so shocked.

I'm here for her no matter what.

I'm happy for you and Chris.

You didn't have to do that, though.

No, like, really. I feel like, so bad.

I'm happy I'm here. I needed to be around, like, everybody.

Yeah. You know, I miss you guys.

No, we miss you too. When you guys FaceTimed

me from Jersey, I was like-- like...

I'm like, oh, no, I'm fine over here.

And I'm like... oh, no, it's just poor connection.

'Cause I knew you were going through a lot so

I figured you weren't coming.Well...

And so I was like, I'm not sure if he's gonna come.

No, I know. But with all the stuff with your father last year...

Yeah.

I didn't wanna miss another big event.

Oh, thank you.

That means so much to me that you did that.

Clearly he's going through a lot with Jen.

So the fact that Ronnie sits me down and he says, you know,

after not being there for you when your father passed...

[Ronnie] I'm just sorry I couldn't be there, Dee.

I should've been there for you, and I'm sorry.

It really made me cherish our friendship even more.

You know I'll always be here for you.

Oh, I know. I love you.

Aunt Jenni.

You know Jenni.

It was such a surprise that you showed up.

[laughing]

It was actually a good surprise. We see a lot of pictures online.

[horn honks, tires screech]

We haven't really spoken to Ron, and we've been hearing so many

things on the news. And I have more questions

than I have answers right now.

Is everything starting to shape up,

fall into place for you and whatnot?

Yeah, everything's good, bro.

Okay, good, good, good.

[Vinny] How's your arm? What?

I didn't know it was both arms.

Yeah, nah. It's a little bit [bleep] but...

It's good.

Are you like, good? Fully mobile and [bleep]?

It's whatever, bro. It is what it is.

Yeah, but how did you end up... Were you dragged from the car?

What?

How did you end up outside of the vehicle?

I just got out, and she pulled off, and...

But you were still hung up-- hung up on the seatbelt? Like, was it an accident?

No, no, no, it wasn't like...

Was it an accident?

Yeah, it was an accident.

It was an accident? [blows raspberry]

My bad, bro, I-- shouldn't even brought that [bleep] up, son.

It wasn't like she...

Tried to pull-- drag you? Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Okay, how did you, um...

How did you actually get hurt, though?

I got out the car.

She drove off. Maybe I think I grabbed

onto the door and it just, you know, and I fell.

It was just a bunch of unfortunate events where I was just...

It was just like a misunderstanding.

He just got stuck in the seatbelt, dragged on the highway.

Got road rash, went over a divider, popped three tires.

It happens to everybody.

Well... glad we got that squared away.

Seriously.

Are you and Jen trying to work things out or...

Yeah.

What the [bleep] is this kid doing?

Well...

Are you and Jen trying to work things out or...

Yeah.

Well...We're gonna do some, like,

couples therapy.Okay.

The man was dragged by a vehicle on three flat tires

by his baby moms, and now him and Jen

are trying to work this out? Whoa.

Seven hours of, like, therapy a day.

It's like school, and then you take the [bleep] final.

[clears throat] I will say that... from--

due to the recent order of events, I don't--

I didn't think you should be with-- with Jen.

Yeah. But if you are

doing this stuff, it might not hurt.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? If it doesn't work out,

I pray to God that you'll be like, all right,

we tried everything we could. Yeah, nah, bro, yeah.

I'm honestly scared, you know what I mean?

Because this is a serious thing. Like Jen literally was dragging

Ronnie with a car and she went to jail, all right?

So like, that whole situation terrifies me.

What's next on the horizon?

Uh, your guys' birthday. Yep, mm-hmm.

Getting ready for you guys' birthday.

How good is that?

Yeah!

Uh, we're gonna start rallying by the thing to do it.

Can we all take a picture first? Yeah, yeah.

Yay, let's go find out we're having a girl!

[Nicole] We're having a boy!

[Lauren] There it is.

Okay... Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.

To Deener and Chris!

I feel like crying already. Put me to sleep.

I don't know why I'm nervous. Are you nervous?

Yeah. I'm nervous.

Oh, look at Chris. He's so nervouses. Oh, he's nervous.

Guys, thank you so much for coming.

[Deena] Yeah, thank you.

It means a lot to us.

It's happening. [Jenni] It's happening?

[Nicole] Come on, boy!

What is it? We're finally gonna find out

are we having a boy or a girl?

I cannot wait anymore. I'm dying.

It's a boy! [Jenni] It's a girl!

[all cheering]

Ohh!

Now I can name my son after Chris and my dad.

A little boy!

I'm shocked! Oh, my God!

Congrats.

I'm so happy for you guys!

Do you have names already?

Christopher John after my dad.

[all] Aww!

I love it. How emotional.

Blue smoke is coming out, and I'm so happy

for Deena and Chris right now.

They really deserve this. They have such a cute

relationship, and they were so excited it was a boy.

She's gonna pass on her father's name.

Ohh! Your heart just melts.

Like, it's such a beautiful thing.

[Deena] Ohh, how cute!

[Chris] Deer, deer.

[Deena] That's Dad telling us he's here.

[woman] Oh-- oh, my God, two deers!

Oh, my God!

[Deena] That's... that's Dad.

[woman] Yes. Oh, my God. That was so nice.

I knew my dad was going to be here today because

let's be real like, he's watching over, you know,

my little monkey inside of me.

But the fact that I got the sign, like,

just made my day.

So we're having a little son. Little boy.

[all] Aww!

Your boyfriend!

[Jenni] Ooh, pass the forks.

I have the first piece of cake here.

Dee, you have to have the first piece.

You gotta have the first piece. Thank you.

I'll have the second one, though.

[all laughing]

[Deena] So overall, the party was everything I imagined.

It was everybody I love under one roof.

All right, love you, Ron, love you guys.

[all] Bye.

[Deena] And I'm honestly so happy we're having a little boy.

And it's gonna be the cutest and most annoying little thing in the world.

Like, it's gonna be amazing. I can't wait.

We're gonna get outta here. I wanted to say good-bye

and congratulations. Love you guys.

[Chris] Thanks so much for coming.

[Deena] Yes. Comin' up on my birthdays?

Yes! Chris is gonna come...

♪♪

[Deena and Nicole] Happy birthday!

Whoa, I love birthdays this time a'year!

[toy g*ns clicking] Oh!

[Mike] Hey!

[Vinny] Oh, that's dope.

[megaphone siren blaring]

♪♪

Yo, happy birthday, kid.

Oh, thank you, brother. Mmm...

Good to see you, pal. [both laugh]

This time of year is extremely important.

It is the kickoff of many celebrations,

including Michael and Pauly's birthday.

[Deena] I'm excited. [Jenni]Yeah.

I feel like this is the first time

we haven't done a birthday in a club.

Right. Wow.

Moving on up, Dave & Busters. Yeah.

We're like, aging backwards... Yeah.

With the birthdays. I know.

[Ronnie] Eat and video games.Mm-hmm.

It's like being a little kid. Yep.

Make everybody feel young. Yeah.

[Vinny] Well, today's gonna be fun.

Are you gonna fight with Angelinas today?

No, I am not fighting with the hamster today.

Leaving the hamster in her cage.

Drama-free zone. Yes.

[Angela] Do you think Vinny likes me?

He definitely likes you.

I don't know why I'm always stuck with balloons.

You can't even see you. Oof!

[Ronnie] Ready to have some fun?

[Pauly] Let's do it.

[Deena and Nicole] Happy birthday!

Hey!

[Deena] I love birthdays this time a'year.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Yay! Yes, yes.

Thank you.

[overlapping chatter] Cheers.

[Mike] Good thing I'm not by those chips right now,

because I would really be going in on those chips and those spinach dip.

[Deena] Want some? Do you want some?

You can eat whatever you want.

Mike, it's your birthday. Have one.

I'm trying to stay on diet. Mysteriously, I have went up

in sizes from a large to an extra-large recently.

[Pauly chuckles]

[Ronnie] Mysteriously?

Wow, this fried chicken's good. Have you tried this fried rice?

Oh, wow... Little pasta just to taste it.

Let's get the lobster mac and cheese, as well.

Literally ordering everything.

Mmm... Mysteriously.

Mysteriously, just popped up outta nowhere.

[laughing]

You know what, there is a possibility that Laurens

has threw some of my clothes in the dryer, has shrunken them,

and the sizes are really just not fitting.

Listen, I'm happy to be a right now.

[Vinny] It doesn't matter about the waist size because some guys

are fat, like, a .

[Nicole]Ooh!

Are you besmirching my name now? No, no, no.

Are you besmirching me?

Can someone fight?

Vinny, let's clock in. Come on, let's go.

Ooh!

[Jenny] She's coming for you.

[Vinny] I'm sitting here, I've not said one word to you

just like all the other times.

I'm sitting here, and then it starts.

I know you want me, Vin.

[all laughing]

[Deena] Does your fiancé think he wants you?

Oh, yes.

[Ronnie] Here we go. Angelina and Vinny having sexual tension.

AC this weekend is gonna be the Wild Wild West.

Are we all going together?

No, we'll just meet down there, I think. Together?

Oh, we're meeting down there.

Guys, why don't you all bring your people too? Like your husband...

Angelina can bring one of her fiancés.

[all] Ohh!

You gonna bring your fiancé?

[Mike] Yay! Ohh...

[Mike] Oh, my God, we get to finally meet Angeliners'...

My Chris. [Mike] "Fiancier."

This is really the first time the squad's inviting

our significant others, so it will be very interesting

to see what happens in AC. What's his first name?

Chris.Christophers.

Oh, sh**t, just like her.

Well, you're married to a Chris, I'm engaged to a Chris.

[Jenni] I'm dying to meet who, you know, put a ring on that.

I like Angelina, but I'm still like you-- you crazy.

Like, who actually wifed you up, girl?

I love AC. I love AC. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, Atlantic City's fun.

Can't-- I can't go 'cause I'm in a wedding.

[all groaning]

I'm matron of honor. [Pauly] Oh, that's right.

[Jenni] Jen coming?

Maybe, we'll see.

Ohh...

Jen is really scary. I mean, last time

we saw Jen, she was a crazy person.

Get this [bleep] off me.

If the baby mama comes to AC like, I'm honestly scared.

That whole situation terrifies me.

Oh! I love Dave & Busters.

It's literally like an arcade for adults.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

We got two cakes.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[all cheering]

Blow out your cakes, boys.

[Nicole squealing]

[Vinny] It's a [bleep] burger.

[Mike] "Big Daddy Sitch."

[Pauly laughing]

Happy birthday, Mike. Thank you.

Almost three years sober. Yes.

Living your best life.

[Nicole] We love you and we're very proud of you.

Aww, love you guys.

[Jenni] To Pauly D.

You age better than all of us.Yes.

[Jenni] You are... We hate you.

Happy birthday. Thank you.

Yeah, buddy!

[all cheering] I love birthdays this time a'year.

[all] Happy birthday!

[Pauly] Winning.

[all laughing]

I definitely would have to say that a cake shaped like a burger

is fitting for Big Daddy Sitch. I do indulge in burgers

and fries 'cause I am living my best life.

What is happening here? What is this?

[chuckling]

[Vinny] Oh, there's the cop. There ya go.

[Mike] You guys are the worst.

[all laughing]

Digital scale. Did you know I used to have

one of these back in the day, not for m--

[Vinny] But that was for drugs.

[all laughing]

Go ahead, Pauly!

Oh, my God.

This is the most handsome head I've ever seen in my life.

Cool! Hey!

[Vinny] Oh, that's dope!

Pauly, that's from me! Oh, no, this is so cool.

Yeah, buddy.

[all cheering and laughing]

Wait, there's a siren.

[megaphone siren blaring]

Anytime I hear a siren, I am booking it.

If it's on the east side, guess what?

Big Daddy Sitch is on the west side.

[siren continues]

He looks like Forrest Gump every time he runs.

He's, like, "Jennay." He's like, "Laurens."

[laughing]

Mike, we have you surrounded.

[all laughing]

Put your hands on the vehicle. Pay your taxes.

[all laughing]

This thing is "living my best life" in a birthday gift ever!

One more time. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Uh, I say we take this party to AC and continue it.

[Vinny] Let's go. Have fun, guys!

[Pauly] Nicole, we'll take lots of pictures.

Dave & Busters, yeah!

[megaphone siren blaring]

[Vinny] Mike, where ya goin'?

[Ronnie] He's gonna cramp up!

We're all here for,. like, an hour in the city.

[Angelina] But I'm, like, what happened to Mike?

Angelina and Chris bicker like an old married couple.

Like, I feel very uncomfortable right now.

Oh, you're so full of [bleep].

Ooh, they're fighting!

♪♪

♪ I can see the lights, I can see the lights ♪

♪ I can see the lights downtown ♪

The Sorrentino families! Atlantic Cities!

I'm excited to spend the weekend with the squad.

I am so excited to see the roomies in Atlantic City.

We are all coming with our significant others,

and this is really the first time the squad has done that.

[cell phone dings] Group chat is lit!

Honey, you gotta make this "you-ee."

It's like a little babymoon. Like a little getaway.

I'm happy you're coming. Yeah, me too.

We're on our way, little brother.

What's our team name?

Oh, we're Va-JJ.

[both laughing]

[cell phone dings] Group chat is lit!

[laughing] You're so annoying.

Yeah, it's the group chat, honeys.

[Pauly] Yeah, buddy! I love Harrah's this time a'year!

We've blocked off a corner suite for you and your friends.

[Pauly] Perfect, I'm excited.

I am working this weekend at Harrah's in Atlantic City.

The roommates are coming with their significant others.

It's gonna be interesting.

Oh, yeah! I love Atlantic City.

It reminds me of like an East Coast Vegas.

It's where everybody goes to get away from it all.

There's dope pool parties. Just like Vegas.

Cool. That is a good-looking sticker.

So cool. "DJ Pauly D", that's me.

Now I know I'm in the right room.

I walk in the suite, it is Pauly D'd out.

Balloons everywhere, my face everywhere.

They hooked me up to the fullest.

Yeah, buddy! It's my birthday!

[Deena] Angelina's bringing her fiancé.

He's another Chris. They always fight.

Oh, so this should be really fun to hang out with them tonight.

[laughing] Yeah, I know.

What the...

Angelina's bringing her fiancé Chris to AC.

And I'm not really sure how this is gonna go

because she said they always fight with each other.

This could get interesting with them too.

Make a left!I am!

You're not-- What the [bleep]

You don't put your blinker on when you-- I just put it on!

When you're-- when you're turning, you're not putting your blinker on right away.

I just put it on!

I'm dying to meet Chris.

I'm not.

I'm dying to meet him because...

he proposed to that. I don't know.

All-- and the thing too that this girl does not understand--

A three year old does. I have no [bleep]

interest in this [bleep] girl at all.

She wants me to be all Staten Island Strong with her.

She doesn't get it.

[Jenni] Angelina, Chris, and Vinny? I mean, I'm curious to how

the three of them act together.

So we'll see.

I think it's gonna be one for the books.

Not sure which book though.

[Lauren] So how was Dave & Busters? Fabulous.

All the roommates were there, Ronnie was there.

I don't know how Ronnie's gonna be out here.

I don't know if he's bringing Jen, if he's coming solo.

I don't know...

If Ronnie is bringing his baby moms down to AC,

there's definitely a possibility that she could

ruin the birthday celebrations.

He said they're trying to work it out.

So she's probably gonna be here then.

We'll see.

[Vinny] I'm getting like, PTSD from Vegas.

Coming to a hotel with the suite...

I get like, heartburn, yeah.

That would've been fun if it wasn't

for all that [bleep] that was happening there.

%.

The last couple times we saw Ron, like, he's been in good

spirits because we haven't seen him with Jen.

If the baby mama comes to AC, I'm honestly scared.

I hope it doesn't happen,

and I hope that Ron is coming alone.

'Cause this is our vacation too.

You never know with that guy.

♪♪

[Lauren] We're here! We are here, honey.

We made it!

The Situation families has arrived! Whoo!

Welcome.

It's beautifuls out here, right? It's cute.

I heard Pauly set us up real nice.

Uh-oh. [gasping]

Oh, my God, I see it. Oh, my God!

I see it.

[Lauren] That is ridiculous.

That is awesome.

They definitely treat Pauly like a king out here in Atlantic City.

Wait a second...

Come in, come in, come in. Good to see you.

Happy birthday. Thank you so much.

Let the birthday celebrations begin.

I'm excited to see who actually would wife up Angelina.

I just wanna meet a man that could handle that woman.

Babe, I can't hold all this.

I told you I'd hold it for you.

[Angela] I mean, I hope that everything's like, drama free.

But, you know, um, you never know.

Hello?

Hello, welcome to my suite.

I'm DJ Pauly D, very nice to meet you.

Hi! What's up? How are you?

Good to see you. Good to see you.

What's up, man? Good to meet you.

Thanks for having me, bro. Anytime, man, thanks for coming.

Good to finally meet you, we heard so much about you.

Yes, hopefully good stuff.

[all] Yeah!

[Mike] Chris is definitely a guido. Staten Island is here.

Hello?

[all] Hey!

Welcome, welcome. Come in, come in.

Thank you! Thank you for coming.

Thanks, bro.

What up, kid? It's like the royal treatment!

Wow, this is going to be a good weekend.

I'm gonna be with my roommates, I'm gonna be with my husband.

Hopefully he can hang.

You got your belly. I wanna see.

Aww, it's like a baby baby bump.

It's like a mini...

[Mike] Same.

Mike's on his wedding diet right now.

Gettin' shreddy for the weddings.

[Vinny] Hey!

Welcome, welcome!

Come on in, it's a party.

[Deena] Hey!

My boyfriend's here! Yeah, buddy!

This megaphone will never get old.

It is now part of the family.

I'm bringing it with us everywhere we go.

Oh, yeah, it's my birthday, yeah!

[megaphone siren blares]

I love birthdays. Oh, yeah!

[all laughing]

Laurens, you wanna see my gift I got yesterday?

It's right here! Oh, yeah! Atlantic City, yeah!

[megaphone siren blares]

[Pauly laughing]

I love megaphones this time a'year!

[Mike] Do you remember this little view right here?

I wanna show you something.

[Pauly] This is the backhand in AC.

I was-- I was-- I was right here. Lauren, I was

a different person.

Please, he probably very well deserved it.

[Pauly] And then Vinny was trying to stop it.

[Mike] I kinda remember in Atlantic City,

Jenni gave me a spinning back fist.

He kicked me out of the club.

I kicked you out of the club?

Get the [bleep] out of here! Punch me in the face?

[all] Ohh! See what I'm saying?

Oh, [bleep]!

You see what I'm saying?

Oh, [bleep]! I was like dumbfounded.

Luckily the times have changed.

Me and Nicole got locked... in there. You guys...

And then you went in the bathroom.

Um, yeah, good times. Yes.

Where is Ron? Is he coming? I love you.

[Vinny] Oh, yeah, where's Ron?

Not here yet.

Is Ron coming with a plus-one or no?

I don't know. You don't know?

[Angela] Are they on or off now?

Uh, what time is it?

I know, right? Ohh... [bleep].

Oh, God, this is like déjà vu. Years ago.

Oh, yes it was like Ron and Sam.

[Pauly] Yo, we should, uh, get ready for dinner now.

You guys gotta get ready, right? Yeah.

[Vinny] Yeah, let's do it.

Where Ronnie at though?

Always making a grand entrance.

If Ronnie brings Jen to Atlantic City,

I think it's gonna be a disaster.

In Vegas, it brought the mood down completely.

And I do not want that to happen in Jersey.

♪♪

Where Ronnie at though?

Always making a grand entrance.

We've been a part of Ronnie's relationship drama

for like ten years.

When he's in these relationships, like, we all feel the drama.

We're all part of it.

[Ronnie imitating Pauly] Oh, yeah!

[all] Ronnie! Oh, yeah!

What up, kid?

Ronnie finally shows up, and he's alone.

So I'm like holy [bleep], thank God.

You made it. Hey!

Hi!

Deener! Hi!

And Chris!

Okay, this could be a good night.

Our first night could be a good one.

Where's Mike?

[Pauly] Oh, Mike's with Laurens.

They're in the bathroom right there. They're using the bathroom.

Ooh... automatic door shutter?

[Vinny] Thank God he's not with Jen.

All is right in the world. [chuckles]

[megaphone siren blaring]

Pauly, you wanna bring that to the wedding?

[laughing]

I'll bring it to Mike's court case.

[both laughing]

Try to not fight with me as much in front of people 'cause that's embarrassing.

They're gonna think that like, we're like this couple

that fights about every single thing.

And I don't want them-- that to come off like that.

Well, then don't-- don't pick fights with me. Chris.

Who started all these fights? Not me.

Not you?Okay. Not me!

Just don't make me out to be like I'm always wrong in front of, you know, the roommates.

Because then they're gonna be like, see?

I just got back into this family.

I don't wanna be like, looking like a moron in front of people, please.

[sighing] You gettin' me mad now.

Chris, I'm serious.

[Pauly] Damn, the whole g*ng's here now.

We should get ready for dinner now.

[Vinny] Yeah, let's do it.

[Lauren] Let's go, I need to change.

[Mike] There's only two bathrooms in here, so...

[Pauly] Yeah, we can share.

[Vinny] You wanna shower together, or...

Yeah, save water. All right, cool.

[Jenni] We're gonna do a nice dinner tonight

before the next night of debauchery.

Steakhouse tonight. Yeah, buddy!

Can I go like this or no?Yeah.

I mean, if you want to dress like LL Cool J.

You know what I mean?

I should have my outfit picked out.

Now I'm just waiting for Mike to leave the bathroom.

Oh, good luck with that.

Yo, Mike, what you put on, five face lotions?

[Pauly]Ooh...

Yo, his lotions got lotions.

Oh-h*!

You're such a drag.

[Pauly and Vinny] Ooh!

Guys, I need help, they're roasting each other in here.

No... we're not.

I think we got it all out in Miami, actually.

We did, we did. I feel like everything we had to...

...really mean to say, I feel like we said it.

We did. And I thought I was very respectful in Vegas.

You could've went...

I could've went. I could've went in.

And it just would've went... But it didn't. But it didn't.

It would've went bad.

Yeah, but that-- 'Cause that was

real in Vegas. That was like real [bleep].

Yeah, but-- but that-- but it all comes down to, you know, being respectful.

I learned after Miami, I did always go low.

You did. I did.

So wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

Are you giving a well-deserved apology for your behavior in Miami to me?

Yes.

You know, I look back on it and it's like, you know,

he was going through some serious stuff.

And he's not a bad guy, you know?

And I feel like the old Mike deserved that roast.

Your [bleep] is public! Your [bleep] is real news!

Facts! End of the [bleep] story!

Bottom line!

You know, the new one has a great heart.

And I think that he just has the best intentions for everyone.

And, like, that's the Mike I wish I got to know ten years ago.

Come here, come here. Come here.

Come here, I've been waiting for this.

He's actually apologizing to me,

which I thought he would never do.

It's nice to finally see Ronnie be a bigger man.

'Cause we all know he's very short and has no neck.

Thank you. I-- I really appreciate that.

[Ronnie] Yeah, of course. I really do.

[bleep] these apologies, let's go!

Oh, yeah, Atlantic City, yeah!

[megaphone siren blaring]

[Pauly D] Let's go!

Oh, yeah, Atlantic City, yeah!

[megaphone siren blaring]

[Lauren laughing] Stop! Babe!

[Pauly D on megaphone] Mike, we have you surrounded!

Put your hands on the jewelry!

[all laughing]

Stop!

[Angela] Ooh, this is nice.

[Deena] Fancy. Thank you.

Uh, could I have Kettle on the rocks? Kettle on the rocks.

[Angela] Can I have an extra dirty martini?

Extra dirty martini for Angelina.

Is that what she got? Yeah.

Oh, that's so fitting.

[Vinnie, laughing] Can I get a [bleep] martini?

How's Staten Island doing over there?

Good.

[Mike] Staten Island's doing good?

Staten Island over here, too.

Well, Vinny doesn't think he's from Staten Island,

so let's just pretend he's not.

[all] Ooh...

[Pauly D] You don't think you're from Staten Island, bro?

[Angela] He's not from my borough.

And here we go!

You dish it, you have to take it. Right, Vin?

Got him! [all chuckling]

Oh, do you know that they did sex?

[Mike] Wow.

[all] Ooh...Wow...

[Vinny] That's good to know.

[bleep] my life.

Why are you even bringing that [bleep] up

in front of my fiancé?

Chris doesn't need that, he's here to have fun just like me.

We just wanna have fun.

Oh, geez.

[Pauly laughing]

Oh, my God. This is, like, embarrassing.

No, that's funny.

Oh, God.

[Chris] Lots of tension in there.

He's a good-looking guy. Nothing wrong with that.

Wow, all right, Chris. All right, Chris.

There's seven billion people in the world.

It's impossible just to find two people attractive, you know?

I was gonna say, I like him more than you.

Oh, thanks. [all laughing]

Yeah, you know what? Same!

[all laughing]

Well, we know you did, right?

I like you better, Chris.

[laughing] Poor Angelina.

[Angela] I'm actually really proud of Chris

because I didn't expect him to be on like, you know,

actually this great in front of the roommates.

I anticipated a lot more drama,

and I'm really happy that he's holding his composure right now.

[Ronnie] What is a pan-seared "foe grass"?

Foie gras?

[laughter]

[Vinny] This is too fancy for us.

[waitress] We like all our guests to visualize

the different cuts that we offer.Whoa!

[Mike] Oh, yes.

[Jenni] Mike is gonna live his best life today.

[Mike] Wow...

[Jenni] He's got the meat sweats

looking at the meats.

Do you like bone in?

Oh, he loves bone in.

[all laughing] [Ronnie]Always!

Yo, I stay with the bone in.

[waitress] You ready?

Well, I want your finest piece of meat.

[waitress] That's the Japanese A Kobe.

The cattle are massaged every single day, fed a diet of beer,

and listen to classical music.

You've never had a piece of meat like that in your mouth before.

Ohh... [Pauly D] I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. [Mike] I'll take it.

And then I want, uh, roasted corns.

Pork belly. Yes, Vinny loves the pork bellies.

And short rib pierogies. Mushrooms.

[waitress] And mushrooms.

You're only on vacation once.

Not us, we're on vacation every other week.

[all laughing]

[Ronnie] This is Mike's wet dream, this place.

Steaks, sides, foods, foods, foods.

[Mike] Oh, my God. Here it comes.

Yes! Oh, yes.

Wow, it's really good.

Chris, you wanna try? I don't like...

Can you try? No, I don't want it.

I don't want it.

[Angela] He doesn't have to say it so nastily.

No, thank you. But I told you I don't want it.

Oh, my God.

If I wanted it, I would take it.

Jesus.

How long were you dating before you proposed?

Mm, almost a year.

[Angela] No, we weren't dating a year.

Seven months. It wasn't a year.

[Chris] I said "almost."

[Angela] Oh, my God.

[Angela] I don't want it anymore.

I have no idea what's going on here.

But I feel like Angelina and Chris bicker

like an old married couple.

Not okay. Like, I feel very uncomfortable right now.

Oh, you're so full of [bleep]!

Ooh, they're fighting! Ohh!

[Vinny] This is great.

Let Chris argue with the dirty hamster.

I can have the night off tonight.

I'm glad this guy is here.

It's over. All right, but I'm just saying.

You always do this. [Chris] Oh, stop.

[Angela] What about the hot dog situation?

[Chris] Oh, don't even get me started with that.

[Angela] In-- in Manhattan, there was a hot dog--

You ate the hot dog and didn't even ask me

if I wanted a piece of it...

[Mike] This is crazy.

Angelina and Chris fight over hot dogs.

I'll be honest, Big Daddy Sitch likes his foods,

but I don't know if I'd argue about them.

[Chris and Angelina arguing]

[Pauly D] She had her own hot dog?

[Angela] I didn't know this, though.

But I knew this, 'cause I see them order three of them.

So why am I gonna offer you a bite-- But then you should--

I didn't know he was gonna eat yours, too!

Yo... This is how Staten Island people fight, guys.

They-- they really love each other.

[Vinny] I actually think Angelina and Chris

are perfect for each other.

Like, I could just picture them on a Manhattan street corner

just yelling at each other.

Like Staten Island people, just like,

"What the [bleep] you talkin' about?!" You know.

We're arguing for like an hour in the city.

[Angela] What happened to mine?

[Pauly D] Marie, get in the [bleep] car!

[all laughing]

Come on, baby, you know I love you!

Now get in the [bleep] car!

[Chris Buckner] We just had like $ steaks,

everybody's talking about hot dogs.

How do you think the cow feels?

He was massaged, he listened to classical music...

Now he's gotta listen to this.

No, that was nothing. Trust me.

Oh, my goodness.

[Mike] Anyway... [text chimes]

Oh, here it is.

Here it is.

[Pauly D] Oh, Mike been waiting for this.

We got the dessert menus. Ooh, caramel cheesecakes!

[Lauren] No.

[Mike] We have mixed berry fruit tarts.

[Lauren] We're gonna share the lemon mousse.

Honey, honey, you sure we shouldn't get two of those?

[Lauren] All right.

[waitress] Any coffee?

[Vinny] No, none for me.

[Mike] A decaf coffee.

[Ronnie, whispering] Oh, my God, stop. [sighs]

[Pauly D] Yo, what is he doing?

Bro, he's a mess. He is a mess.

He's fighting with Jen, you can tell.

[Mike] He is? Mm-hmm.

♪♪

[Ronnie] Oh, my God, stop. [sighs]

[Pauly D] Yo, what is he doing? Bro, he's a mess.

He is a mess. He's on his phone the whole-- the whole time.

He's fighting with Jen. You can tell.

[Mike] He is? Mm-hmm.

Ohh, I hate that.

This situation with Ron and Jen, obviously a buzzkill.

But is-- it doesn't surprise me at all

because it happens everywhere we go.

I just hope that that particular energy

doesn't get seeped into our weekend.

[Deena] Can you pass me the sugar?

[Deena] Jenni, if you have a headache,

what do you take while you're pregnant?

So I did a lot of like, all-natural stuff. Um...

Well...

Can I-- can I get everyone's attention for a second?

So, obviously, there's a lot of stuff

that's been going on with me and Jen.

And she is in town and she's here.

And I would love for her to be with us this weekend.

Do you guys mind if she would come to Pauly's gig

tomorrow and just... hang out?

[Jenni] What the [bleep], Ron?

Like, you didn't go to Seaside

'cause you were dragged by a car.

And now you're like, yeah, be cool with her.

Like, I don't know where to go with this.

This is like, next level, like, mind [bleep].

We're all a family, I wanna put it out there,

and like, I don't wanna...

you know, make people feel uncomfortable.

As long as she's nice to you, you know what I mean? Like...

No tit-for-tat bull[bleep].

No, that's ended. It's been--

We've actually been good... like, recently.

Like, it was just I needed [bleep] to be aired out.

[Jenni] Okay... It was, and I'm good.

[Vinny] Ron is telling us that the fighting with Jen has ended.

Uh, that's like him saying that the fighting with Sam has ended.

Which we all know, it's never ended.

[Jenni] Does anyone object? Speak now.

Or forever hold your chin. [Deena] About what?

Jen coming tomorrow?

No, it's fine.

Obviously, we're all just, like, terrified.

He's gonna do what he wants anyway,

so there's not much we can do.

I mean, she can come. I've always wanted to be on TMZ.

[all] Ohh!

[Lauren] Oh, my God.

I'm gonna sit over here.

[Mike] This weekend...

is gonna be savage as [bleep].