- Oh, look at me right there. - [laughs]
- My God. Did I just see that?
- It's going down today.
Prank w*r champion, but I don't want Vinny to know.
I got Uncle Nino coming to Vinny's show,
to perform, in his Speedo, at Chippendales, onstage.
- Here I come, Vegas! - The plan is we're gonna go
to Chippendales, so we're gonna watch the show.
And then we're going to Crazy Horse,
and they got a party bus. It's about to be lit, like--
- Really? - Yeah.
We're getting taken care of. It's gonna be fun.
- I'm gonna sit that one out.
I've decided that I'm not going to the strip club,
'cause it's not the place for me right now
while I'm going through my sobriety.
- Yeah. Probably best for you. Hot mess. [laughs]
- Nice to see you, Ron. - So are they fighting? Ron.
- Well, Angelina has a DM
from Jen I'm trying to see. - Oh, yes.
- What do you have from Jen? - Jen messaged me on Instagram
telling me that Ronnie has been missing.
She doesn't know where he is.
She hasn't spoken to him for a week.
- Oh, God. - What'd I miss?
- Ronnie's there. - Like, what is really
going on right now?
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- "The Situation" is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the freak out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
♪ Yeah, all right ♪
♪ We gonna party, non-stop ♪
♪ Where you at, who you with, where you from ♪
♪ We gonna party, non-stop ♪
♪ Where you at, who you with, where you from ♪
- She had the secret to the puzzle.
Type in Jen Harley.
- Ron is going through a lot of [bleep] with Jen
at this point, and she only told me,
but Jenni grabbed my phone and took it upon herself
to read those messages that I had from Jen.
- Yeah. They're fighting.
- Oh, God.
- What'd I miss? - Ronnie's there.
- What'd I miss? - Everything.
- Jen is putting me in a very bad position
with her sending me this DM.
So now I have this big secret on my chest,
and I don't know what to do about it.
- Right there. It's right there.
- Angelina, you don't feel,
like, a little cold right now? A little nipple-y?
- There, it's there. - No, he's right there.
- Nipple slip! Whoa! - [laughter]
- Oh, my God!
- Your titty's out.
- That's my girl. - Did you see it?
Did you see it? - Yeah. I saw it.
It's not even like a nip slip. Full titty just in my face.
- Oh, my God! You're done.
- That was very nice.
- That was very nice. - Well, the first one's
annoyed about the other hanging out.
- Now he's really gonna be [bleep] pissed.
- Yo, you gotta take the price tag off those, Angelina.
- n*pples out, just sitting there. Just chilling.
Like, "Hi, everyone."
- Yeah, they're fighting. - Yeah, I know.
- He said he blocked her since the last night in Mexico.
I don't regret telling the girls
about what is really going on with Ron,
because now I'm like, "All right. Good.
It's out there. It's out in the open."
I have to potty. I got a mom bladder.
- You want to go? - I'll go.
- I'm coming. - I am scared
for Ron's wellbeing,
and I want to know what the [bleep] is going on.
Like, let's figure out how to fix this kid,
because he's not all right.
- What happened? - So that's the text
that Jen sent Angelina.
- "Ron went to Cabo. Went MIA.
Blocked me from everything. He just went completely whack.
I just don't know what condition he's in."
Wow. So is he not really sober?
- I try to like-- - No, but that's why
he's on his phone, 'cause they're fighting.
- I try to be there for him, but then that [bleep] comes in.
Like, what do I do? Like, I don't--
- So is this an act? - It's an act.
- Wow. - I get--listen.
All right. I'm with my roomies,
but I'm gonna be like this the whole time.
- What the [bleep] is he doing? - [sighs]
I honestly just want Ron to be real,
because this is giving me anxiety,
'cause it reminds me of last year, in Vegas.
- I have nothing to go home to. I have no house.
I have nothing. - You chose that life.
- Oh, my God. - You chose that life.
- I chose that life. I [bleep] am--
- You [bleep] a crazy [bleep] b*tch.
You got a crazy b*tch pregnant.
I'm trying to avoid that, so--
you know what I want to do?
I want to [bleep] hit Jen up right now.
- No. Please don't. - I don't like
being bull[bleep], I don't like being lied to,
so if you're not gonna tell me the truth,
I'll find it out another way.
Tequila's gonna get to the bottom of this.
- So he's talking about being real, and he's not being real.
- I just texted Jen.
- What'd you say? - What'd you say?
- I said, "Is Ron being weird, or am I drunk?"
- I need a champagne.
- That's devil's advocate, but it's also very neutral.
- I need a champagne. - It could go any way.
- And you know what? He talks to [bleep] Roger all the time.
- This [bleep]'s about to get real. It's scary.
It really is, and I don't think
Jenni should get involved.
I'm very concerned.
- Do you think she's gonna text you back?
- We'll see.
- Gonna go use the bathroom really quick.
I'll be right back.
- He's not telling me, the person he's, like,
the closest to in the house, like, what is really going on.
How am I gonna believe him?
Like, I have to believe Jen at this point.
- I'm talking to Jen. - Jen.
- She "hasn't seen him in a week.
"He hasn't come home from the trip
and has been MIA for days.
"Likes starting huge fights over absolutely nothing.
Complete character change."
- So his whole sober thing is fake?
- Yeah.
- So he's just acting sober with us?
- Yeah. I'm confused now. I don't like to be lied to.
For some reason, we have not yet to have a vacation
without any Ron drama.
- So he needs to get his [bleep] together.
- When we seen him going to rehab we were like,
"Yes. Perfect."
But now, I'm worried.
But at the same time, I don't know if we can believe
the words coming out of Jen's mouth.
It's almost like Jen's word versus Ronnie's.
And I don't know who to believe.
- [bleep] it. Have Jenni call him out. [bleep] it.
- It is shady of me, but I'm just gonna go with it.
Like, if he doesn't want to be open and honest
with us, like, [bleep] it.
I am going to invite Jen to go out tonight.
Come to-- come to the strip club.
Ronnie, are you going out for Vinny tonight or no?
- What?
- Are you going to see Vinny tonight?
- Yeah. Of course. Absolutely.
I wouldn't miss that for the world.
- I added in an act just for this.
- Oh, I can't wait. - Ron, this poor kid
is, like, trying to go through recovery.
And Jenni texting Jen behind Ron's back,
that's messed up.
- Let's roll out, guys. - Come on. Let's go.
- Your [bleep] is out. Fix it. - Again?
- I can't believe Angelina had her t*tties out!
♪ Come on, let's get it ♪
♪ Everybody gets burned ♪
♪ If you play with fire, you live and you learn ♪
- Vinny's rolling deep. - Poor thing.
- Are we walking this? Oh, God. - Yes, Jenni.
That's what we do now, because of this one.
- What's up, man? How you doing? Chilling?
- Excuse us. He's in a wheelchair.
He hurt his leg stripping.
- Come on in, babe. There's plenty of room.
Yo, them [bleep] was all the way out today, bro.
- Not bad. Vinny's backing it up.
- [all imitating beeping] - Get the beeps.
- We're gonna see a lot of [bleep] tonight
at the strip club. - Yes.
- Can't wait.
- Door me. - Oh, 'cause the people
are accommodating the [bleep] wheelchair accessible dude.
Ron, where's your room that I'm taking over?
I have to shave, yet.
- Yo, when we go to the strip club tonight,
you should take your [bleep] out
and act like you're working. - [laughs]
Look like a working girl. - They're that good. I know.
- Vinny's a stripper. - Ah.
- Where did he go? - Went to go strip.
- Shower?
- Yeah, 'cause he has to do a sound check.
I call it "sound check," but it's actually rehearsal.
That boy's a Las Vegas stripper now.
What time do we go to your show? Do you know?
- There's a : show. - Oh, your show's at
It's about to go down. My master plan.
Vinny's gonna be mad at me, but this is what I do.
I'm the prank w*r champion!
[phone line trills]
- My dude. How we looking?
We're really, really close right now.
The eagle landed. So I'm in the car now
going to the hotel.
- You're in Las Vegas. You didn't tell anybody, right?
- No. I knew--no one. - This was elaborate.
I had to fly uncle Nino out here and not tell a soul.
And he's coming onstage, at Chippendales.
I'm gonna give you another call back when I'm at the venue.
- I love you, too. Bye.
- Yes. He's the best.
- I'm leaving my [bleep] here, for now.
- Ron has no idea that I just talked to Jen,
but I'm, like, worried about Ron's wellbeing,
so I'm gonna find out the truth.
So I hit up Jen,
and Jen basically said that they haven't texted in a week.
They haven't spoken in a week.
All this drama.
And I'm like, "Wait a minute, Jen."
I really don't want my roommate
getting ran over again by you.
So what's the deal? Are you guys good?
And she says no, so I was like, "All right.
Well, I need to talk to you." I'm gonna see what the deal is.
Jen just texted me. "Yeah.
I'll meet you at Crazy Horse,
but I can't until, like, :."
Oh, yeah. So Jen's meeting me,
so it's gonna be a good time.
Can't wait for tonight.
- You okay? - Yeah.
- It's about to go down.
all: Strippendales!
- This night is gonna be one that I'm never gonna forget.
- It's time.
- [cheering] - Whoo!
- My boy Vinny's gonna do his thing,
in front of all of us, in front of his mother,
onstage, for everyone.
Uncle Nino is also here, in a Speedo,
to surprise him onstage.
And then, to top it all off,
Jenni invited Jen to the strip club,
and Ronnie's not going. - Ohh!
- Ew! - I don't think anybody
has any idea of the storm that's coming their way.
- Holy [bleep]. - No!
♪ Come on over here, baby, listen to me close ♪
♪ You could be the one I'm looking for ♪
[light, playful music]
♪ ♪
- [phone rings] - Hello?
- Hello. What's up? - Hi.
- Hi. - Is that Mommy?
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
Just sitting around. What are you doing?
- Why is it so noisy?
I'm here. I'm at the hotel.
- Oh, all right. Come to room .
- . That means the eighth floor.
That means I have to take an elevator, right?
- Yeah. - [laughs]
You know how I am with that.
Bye. Love you. Bye.
- She doesn't like elevators. - both: Ohh!
- Mama Paola's in the building.
- She's coming up. - Oh, yeah.
Vinny's mom shows up to see him to perform.
- That's what I need. One of those.
- What Paola does not know is Uncle Nino is also here.
Gonna be in a Speedo onstage.
It's gonna be a prank of all pranks.
- Oh.
- I love pranks this time of year.
- Oh, this is fake. Vin?
- Seeing my mom right now, in Vegas, is amazing.
My mom doesn't travel often, so the fact that she came
all the way out here to watch me
and to try to take care of me--everyone feels better
when their mom is around, okay?
- Ooh. - Hi.
- Hi. - What's up?
- Hi.
- Oh! - both: Hey!
- Hi, Paola.
- I just love always having Paola around.
Like, you know, she makes you feel like home.
- Hey. How's the baby? - Oh, he's amazing.
Like, I'm totally gonna be Paola when I grow up.
I'm telling you. I mean, if CJ ever does decide to strip,
I'll be there to help him.
- My scooter. - Vin, I brought you these.
- What? Peas? - Remember I told you?
- I have an ice pack. - You put a rubber band. No.
Your sister--'cause they take to the shape of your ankle.
- She brought peas for his ankle.
- Just because her son's a stripper
doesn't mean she doesn't love him.
- I know, but he's a stripper. If I was Vinny's mother,
I would not want to see my son strip.
First of all, it's weird. It's [bleep] very weird.
That's number one. Number two,
I wouldn't want to see my son's bare a*s[bleep].
- That's a stripper you [bleep].
- Yeah, like years ago.
- Like eight. - .
- Eight. - I need one of those.
- Yeah. You see the license plate?
- [laughs] That's great.
And in the back it says, "I love Mom?"
- No. - Just "I love Pauly" there?
- I'm excited about my mom coming to the show.
I know everyone thinks that's weird that my mom
is coming to my stripper debut,
but my mom has been watching me
in school plays since I'm a baby,
and this is just, like, another extension of that...
- It'll be fun. It'll be a fun show.
- ...with my a*s out.
- Yeah. You look skinny. - Good.
I have to strip tonight.
- You excited about tonight? - I don't know.
I don't know how to feel about it.
- You'll just support him. - Yeah. Of course.
I've seen him, you know what I mean?
- Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
- That's what I said.
I said my mom's seen my butt before.
- Yeah. - If there's anyone that's seen
my a*s, it's my mom.
My mom sent me a picture the other day,
of my a*s when I was a baby.
Look. I have it right here.
How is this any different from what I'm doing now?
There are some parts where you're gonna
have to cover your eyes, okay? - You've got a little tan.
You've got a little tan going on, right?
- Yeah. He got a spray tan.
- Like, I use the same pose and everything.
It's called a scorpion, when you
arch your back like that and put your legs up.
- You do that for the show? - Mm-hmm.
Stripper stuff. - Okay.
- He's nervous about you seeing the other men.
- Yeah. - Ohh!
I don't care about my butt.
I don't want you looking at any other--
- Yeah. [laughs]
- What time do you have to leave?
- I have to leave now, because I have to go rehearse.
I'm a little nervous going into today's rehearsal,
because tonight's the big night.
I gotta really make sure that all my marks are right.
That I have all the routines down in my head,
because Chippendales invested a lot in me,
so there's a lot riding on it. You know, everyone--all
the media's gonna come out to see me.
My roommates are gonna come out to see me.
This is huge.
- Do you keep- you don't keep that on
while you're doing the show, right?
- No. - No.
- I can be naked, trip onstage, break my face,
and my mom would be like, "It's okay, Vin.
Everyone does that. You did a good job."
There can be no wrong.
- I can't wait to see you later.
- I love you. - I love you too.
- Are you excited? - Yes, I am.
Just one question. What do I wear?
- I'm--we're wearing neon. - I'm wearing a pants suit.
- So like, I have, like, a little dress I could wear.
Casual. - Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah? - That's my new boyfriend,
but he's stuck at an airport.
- Hi, handsome. Hi, handsome. Does he have a father?
[laughter]
- Yes, Paola. Yes! - See you later.
- Oh, my God. Mama Paola's just the best,
and I really just can't wait
for her to see her son performing onstage.
- I'll see you later. Bye. Love you.
- Like, this gives me life. I'm living right now.
- I have to go rehearse. - Yo, next time we see you,
you gonna be naked. - Yeah.
- Go k*ll it, my guy. - I gotta go head to rehearsal.
- You got this. Break a leg. - All right.
- I mean don't break a leg.
You already did. - Take care out there, man.
- Love you. - Love you.
- I'll see you guys later, all right?
- Bye, stripper!
- Love you guys. - k*ll it, my guy.
- Bye.
I was a political science major going to law school,
and now I'm a stripper.
Dreams do come true, kids.
- See you soon, stripper. So cool.
- Do you know how much tequila I've had?
- A lot. - Oh, you want to read my--
- Oh, she texted you back?
- Yeah. - Oh.
- Here. - Oh.
- Where'd it start? - Right at the top.
- Oh, the top. - Ron won't talk to me.
Jen's my last resort when it comes to Ron,
so I need to protect you.
The last time this happened you literally got ran over.
I'm pretty sure you're about to get arrested.
She got arrested.
Like, we can't have that again, so open communication.
- She says they haven't been together in over a week.
- Shut the [bleep] up. - Read it.
That's the text from Jen.
- So he got off the plane from Cabo and didn't see her?
- Have--not since.
- So he's putting on a real good show. I mean--
- Well, I'm pissed.
- Jen. - Shut--
Does he know? - No.
He's not going out either.
- Oh, my God. This is insane.
You know, Jenni was mad at Ronnie, at one point,
for talking about her divorce and not respecting her.
I can't believe she's coming out.
- Yeah. - She has to work
on her double standards.
So wait. She's coming, and he's not?
I think this is a bad idea,
to meet Jen tonight, to be honest with you.
You don't understand. This girl's [bleep] crazy.
- And if anyone [bleep] says anything,
I'm horse-kicking you in the face.
- I don't know anything.
I'm not involved. - You are involved,
'cause you're the original one that sent me her text.
- I didn't send it to you. You grabbed my phone.
- You gave me the password. - Relax.
Did I really give it to you? - Yeah.
I don't know your password being ---.
- [bleep]. This [bleep] kid's gonna hate me, man.
Oh, God. The sharp pain's starting again.
- [laughs] - Oh, God. Oh, God.
- You have to go c*ck. That's what's happening.
You have stomachache. Probably have to do diarrhea.
- Her diarrhea wouldn't be in her chest.
- Oh, I thought it was down here.
- [clears throat]
♪ ♪
[phone rings]
Ron's going through some [bleep],
and I don't even know his state right now,
so I can't even speak on it.
But if Ron and Jen are going through something,
I'm not sure if I want to talk about it,
because I'm afraid that it could trigger a Ron-page.
[clears throat]
So I'm gonna try to keep it positive.
[glass shatters]
This [bleep] dipped.[laughs]
- Oh, [bleep].
[beeping]
- [whispering] Pauly? Pauly?
- Where'd that come from? - Pauly?
♪ ♪
Pauly?
I invited Jen to the girls' strip club.
[laughs]
- That's so gangster.
And we're playing with fire right now.
Jenni invited Jen to the strip club,
and Ronnie's not going.
Oh, my God. You are a gangster.
- [bleep]. What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas...
unless you're on "The Jersey Shore."
Then that [bleep] goes up in, like, [bleep] countries,
and you're [bleep].
- Gangster. [laughs] - Well, well.
- Gangster. - Vegas is fun.
- Gangster. Holy [bleep]. What a country.
- Let's go, baby. - It's my stripping debut,
and my ankle is not %.
The show must go on.
- Have fun. Have fun out there, man.
- This is your time. - Thank you, brother.
- Later, bro. Enjoy it.
- ♪ I just want the green ♪
♪ I just want the green I just want the green ♪
♪ I just want the green ♪
- ♪ This for the money makers ♪
♪ Feeling like Cool J in the late 's ♪
♪ I just want the green ♪
- [whispers] I invited Jen to the girls' strip club.
[laughs]
- That's so gangster. - [laughs]
- I know something's going on with Ron.
Spending hours on the phone, acting really weird.
And for the fact that he just got out of treatment--like,
he's such in a sensitive place.
If he's not gonna be honest about it,
I'm gonna get to the bottom of it
whether it's Jen or somebody else.
I forgot. I did it, like, three hours ago.
- That's so gangster. Is she gonna come?
- When she was hitting up--yeah.
- And he's not? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. - [laughs]
- You are a gangster. - She goes,
"I haven't spoken to Ron in a week."
She's like, "I haven't seen him or spoken to him."
- Where the [bleep] has he been going?
- That's what I said. Read the whole thing.
It was like--
- Oh, [bleep]. - If he's not gonna tell us,
might as well go to the other one.
- So after Vinny strips, at the male strip club,
we're going to the female strip club.
And what's interesting is everybody's coming,
but Ronnie's like, "I'm out. I'm not going."
So now Ronnie's not going,
but his baby mama is, and he doesn't know?
I don't know what's about to go down.
I can't wait. - Me either.
- What time's Vinny's thing done?
- I know. - [laughs]
- Gonna make for a good night.[laughs]
- Gangster.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I tell the girls say they like me ♪
♪ Wanna get up with my clique ♪
- The juggling Guido.
Coming to a circus near you.
- ♪ Get up with my clique ♪
♪ Yeah, hit me on the hip ♪
♪ Yeah, hit me on the hip, yeah ♪
- Angelina? - Huh?
- What color are you?
Okay. I like it. - I like yours.
- ♪ Let me tell you what I'm 'bout to do ♪
♪ Hit the stage and light it up for you ♪
♪ It's a real thing, know about that ♪
♪ When he steps in the crowd, boy, doubt that ♪
- Yo.
It's my stripping debut.
The first night of my residency here, at Chippendales,
and my ankle is not %.
The show must go on.
- Have fun. I'll talk to you.
We love having you. - All right.
Thank you, brother. - Later, bro. Enjoy it.
- I gotta really make sure that all my marks are right.
That I have all the routines down, in my head.
I wanna do a good job in front of the world
and in front of my roommates.
They're supportive, of course, but my roommates
are also the first ones to make fun of me
when something isn't going well.
- This matches your dress. - It's about to go down.
- Yo. We about to go see
Vinny's debut dance. Strippendales.
- all: Strippendales!
- ♪ Good to see you shake it, shake it ♪
- Ooh. Hard n*pples.
- Who? Me? - No. An.
- Oh. - ♪ And the party's started ♪
♪ Throwing in like, go on, go on ♪
- What if Vinny's, like,
piece pops out in front of Mom?
- Oh, my God. I'd die - Ooh.
- Everyone's just gonna see his hairy a*s.
That's really about it.
- You are really excited about this.
- I was gonna say. - Oh, no. I'm really not.
♪ ♪
- Dun-dun-da-da.
Let's go, b*tches. Get off the phone!
- Look at Angelina's cooter!
- Can you [bleep] put your clam away?
Jesus Christ. - I'm actually excited
to go see Vinny right now, you know?
I know that he's been working hard on this routine,
and I know that he wants to show his a*s off.
- Ma! - And you know,
Paola's out here. And I'm like, "Are you here
to see your son, or you here to see the other guys, Paola?"
- Ma's here. - Hey!
all: Paola!
- We're over here.
- Hi. - Oh, you look beautiful.
- Hi. - Beautiful.
- Hi. Hi. Hi. - You look nice.
You look nice. Good to see you. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. I got rained on.
- Hi, gorgeous. You look gorgeous.
- Hi. Hi. Very nice. Beautiful.
- Hi, hi. - Where's Vinny?
- Getting ready for his big performance.
- Cheers. - Cheers for Vinny.
- Cheers. - Cheers to my son.
- Cheers for Vinny! - Salud.
- I mean, I don't care about it looking big.
I care about just covering the entire thing.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Getting your first [bleep] sock is everything.
It's like when they handed Tiger Woods
his first golf club.
- [laughs]
- When they handed Neil Armstrong
his astronaut suit.
When they handed Barack Obama his presidential pin--
that's what I feel like getting my first [bleep] sock.
[phone line trills]
- What's up, baby? - Are you on the property?
I'm all ready for you.
- Yes, I am. - The last person on Earth
Vinny wants to see in Las Vegas,
at Chippendales, is his Uncle Nino,
and he's gonna be here any minute.
All right, perfect.
I'm gonna come grab you right now, on the bridge.
- You got it, baby.
- Prank w*r champion, once again.
All right. I'll see you soon. All right.
- All right. - Bye.
- Jersey Vinny out here. Cheers.
- Las Vegas! - Yeah!
- You made it.
- My brother. - Oh, this is gonna
be funny as hell. Vinny's gonna lose it.
- [cheering] - [announcer shouting]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, I'm always ready.
- What the [bleep]? - All right, man. You made it.
- Oh, hey! - You made it.
- My brother. - You made it.
Good to see you. Good to see you.
- I love you. Love you. Love you.
- You do look great. This is gonna be perfect.
This is gonna be perfect. - Let's do this.
- And Paola's here and everything.
- Paola's here? My sister? - Yeah. Yeah, but no.
I'ma sneak you in. Nobody knows.
- Back door. - Yeah, back door.
- I'm used to the [bleep] back door [inaudible].
- Yeah. Before the door.
This is gonna be good, though. It'll be real good.
- He really has no clue? - No, he has no clue.
- He doesn't know?
- We're gonna try to goat :
-
- Yeah.But I'll keep you posted. - All right.
Let me know if you need anything.
- With those [bleep] sneakers you're blinding me.
- I want to make sure you can find me.
- I love you.
- Uncle Nino's a boss.
He don't give a [bleep]. He has no filter.
- Ah! I love what comes out of his mouth. He's hilarious.
- Here we go, baby.
- Right in here. Right here. Look at this.
- Like, [bleep], like Snooki. - Yes.
I strive to be that guy, one day. He's awesome.
All right, so listen. I got this robe for you.
- Yeah a robe. - There you go.
- And let me show you what I got.
Let me show you what I got. - Hey. All right.
- Let me show you. Okay. That's good.
Ah.
- Tan is on-point, always. - Oh, wait. Ah.
- Hey! That's what I'm talking about.
- Yo, baby!
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh! - So this is
what's gonna go down, you're gonna hang here,
right, and the show's gonna go on,
but I have you as a special guest
that nobody knows is coming, right?
- Nobody. No clue? No clue? - No, so when it comes down,
I got them coming to get you sending you onstage,
and you're gonna walk the runway,
do your thing, and show Vinny how it's really done.
[both laugh]
- I love you. - My man.
Vinny's gonna lose it.
You used to work here back in the day, huh?
- Back in [bleep] . - They got your picture
on the wall. Isn't that you, as a kid?
The OG's in the building. - [both laugh]
- I'll see you soon.
This night is gonna be one that I'm never gonna forget.
Uh. What up, though?
My boy Vinny's gonna do his thing,
in front of all of us, in front of his mother,
onstage, for everyone.
Uncle Nino is also here, in a Speedo,
to surprise him onstage.
And then, to top it all off,
Jenni invited Jen to the strip club,
and Ronnie's not going.
All right. Check that out. It's almost O time.
I don't think anybody has any idea of the storm
that's coming their way. Holy [bleep].
Let's get it! Let's get it! It's time.
- Tonight's the big night.
I want to do a good job in front of my roommates,
and I'm definitely nervous.
It could go really good or really bad.
- Las Vegas! - [cheering]
- Make some noise!
[cheering]
[upbeat dance music]
- Vinny!
[cheering]
- He's coming!
- Oh, my God. Here we go.
♪ ♪
- It's time. - Whoo!
- Oh, right now Vin comes out,
and he's showing his a*s, and he's in the shower,
and I'm like, "Bro, why did you just make eye contact with me?"
- Oh, my God. - Oh, Mama!
Do you want a tissue?
[upbeat music]
- ♪ It's my time ♪
♪ Make some noise ♪
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ What the people say ♪
♪ It's going down ♪
♪ You got no choice ♪
♪ I'm feeling free ♪
♪ That's the way I play ♪
- ♪ Get ready, baby ♪ - Las Vegas!
- Yeah!
- Make! Some!
Noise!
a- Are you excited to see your boyfriend?
- Yes. Right now, no one knows,
but I have Uncle Nino in a Speedo
waiting for my cue to take that stage and perform
the ultimate prank here, in Las Vegas.
It's like the Mount Rushmore of the pranks.
- [cheering] - Let's go, Las Vegas!
I hear you out there Let's go, Las Vegas!
- So Vinny is out. Kicked down the door.
Like, beat up the beat, and he's living his best life.
- Are you ready to turn up
with the Keto [bleep] Guido? - [cheering]
- Whoo! You are a beautiful audience.
My name is Vinny G I will be your host.
I'll be with you all night.
We're gonna have a [bleep] good time.
I'm gonna pay up to these sexy mother[bleep],
and I will see your fine asses in a little bit.
- But then he leaves.
I'm like, "When are you gonna strip, bro?"
So I'm like, "What's going on?"
♪ ♪
- Paola is like a ride-or-die mom.
She is the mom that everybody should have in life that,
no matter what you choose to do in life, she's supportive,
and loves you, and will cheer you on.
And that's the type of mother I want to be,
and that's probably why I'm so obsessed with her.
- I've never seen a mom so proud
of her son being a stripper.
[sentimental music]
♪ ♪
Oh, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].
[cheering]
♪ ♪
Oh, man.
[cheering]
- ♪ That's what my mama told me ♪
♪ I do what my mama said ♪
- I sprained my ankle, but I did not sprain my p*nis.
I can still do the helicopter.
The helicopter is in full effect.
- Oh, oh, my--
- ♪ You got me boundin' up ♪
♪ You got it goin' on ♪
♪ You in your zone don't slow it down ♪
- [cheering]
- I don't wanna see Vinny strip,
but I'm happy about the other strippers.
- ♪ When you're hotter than a solar flare ♪
♪ But the game's still colder than a polar bear ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, when the song says ♪
♪ Let's take it even higher than Jordan Air, whoo ♪
- ♪ You light me up inside ♪
Oh, God. My fiancé's gonna k*ll me
for saying this right now, but they're [bleep] hot.
Ahh.
So all the girls watching Chippendales--they just look,
like, so excited.
And then I look over, and Angelina's the worst
out of all the girls, and she's engaged.
She's fanning herself. She's hot and bothered.
It looks like she's about to orgasm,
and I'm like, "Girl, calm down.
- ♪ You light me up inside ♪
Calm down."
♪ ♪
- Just for Vinny? Just for Vinny?
- All right. If it's just Vinny. All right.
- Yeah! Vinny!
- Well, right now Vin comes out,
and he's showing his a*s, and he's in the shower,
and I'm like, "Bro, why did you
just make eye contact with me,
and then look away, and then look back at me?"
- ♪ Everybody just lose control ♪
- Oh, my God. - [bleep]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God!
♪ ♪
- Yeah, Jenni! Whoo!
♪ ♪
- Jen!
Vinny's doing great.
Better than I expected. Like, I don't know.
I just expected him, like, being, like, weird onstage,
but he's k*lling it up there.
[cheering]
♪ ♪
- I'm dead! I'm dead.
♪ ♪
- Vinny's my ten-year roommate. Like, he is my little brother.
Like, ugh. It's literally my little brother,
and I don't want to see his little thing.
[cheering]
♪ ♪
- Question number two. Get down on the stage,
and show us your favorite sexual position.
- You're stupid!
- Yeah! - No, man. I told you.
- She got no underwear on. - I would bow out gracefully
and get off the stage. - Ohh!
The jackhammer.
- Dead! I'm dead.
♪ ♪
- Vinny's getting sexual on Jenni.
That's not even hot. I'm like, "That's incest."
- ♪ We've been waiting all of our lives ♪
- Hey! Yeah!
- ♪ For this moment, this moment ♪
♪ We've been waiting ♪
- Yes, J! Get it!
- ♪ For this moment ♪
- Jenni's like my sister, but right now
I am the Keto Torpedo.
- What?
- And I'm gonna [bleep] sexualize JWOWW.
♪ ♪
- Ew.
Ew.
Ew, ew. - Ew!
- Could've been Angelina up there.
[cheering]
- Weird.
All right, Vin! All right.
- All of that. - That is so weird. So weird!
♪ ♪
- Ahh!
- Oh. You cheated. - Incest.
Ugh. Um.
Yeah, Vinny!
- He's got nothing on me.
My John Travolta. mother[bleep].
- Right now, no one knows about this prank.
- Shh.
- Not the roomies. Not Paola.
Not Vinny. Just me and the staff.
- Like a dress. How's that? - [laughter]
- Well, as you can see, right behind me here
I have three empty chairs set up here,
and I'm looking to fill 'em
with three of the wildest, the craziest,
and the horniest ladies here. - No, no, no. No.
Put that hand away. - Oh, my goodness.
So many beautiful women.
So I'm pretty attracted to the color orange.
- Oh, no! No! - Yes!
- Both: No.
- You're doing it? Oh, my God.
Girl, you don't have underwear. You have a fiancé.
Don't do it. - All right. Okay.
- Okay.
- You're not her mom. - I'm not trying to be her mom.
- She's a grown woman.
Deena's being super dramatic right now,
and she's yelling at me, like I did it.
Why do I always got to be to blame?
- [bleep] Angelina your [bleep].
- Now, shut up and listen.
Ladies and gentlemen, Vinny G.!
- Hello, Las Vegas! All right.
Contestant number one, give us your sexiest lap dance.
In this part of the show, it's good for hot messes.
[jazzy music]
♪ ♪
So this is a good thing to get Angelina onstage for.
Contestant number two, get down on the stage,
and show us your favorite sexual position.
- You're stupid!
- Yeah! - Stupid. I told you.
- I would bow out gracefully
and get off the stage.
- Angelina is over the stripper's face.
She has no underwear on. He definitely sees her cuca.
- You're [bleep] yourself. Stop.
- Whoa! The jackhammer.
- Oh, my God. Her poor fiancé.
Angelina!
- ♪ You know how it works you know how it works ♪
♪ If you want that purse girl, put in that work ♪
♪ Bring me that chick right here ♪
♪ Bring me that chick right here ♪
- Whoo!
- [cheering]
- Yeah! - And when I get home
I'm gonna have to tell Chris about this. Sorry, babe.
I have to let you know that I walked over a stripper's face
with my [bleep] hanging out.
- Girl, stop. Stop.
- Oh! The jackhammer!
♪ ♪
- No. No strippers.
Just don't get too sloppy.
- Angelina!
What the [bleep] is happening, in life?
- I have no underwear on, so I gotta stop
that [bleep] right now. - Yeah. No underwear. Whoo!
- Angelina onstage with no panties and no respect.
And no dignity. And no morals. [laughs]
- Yeah! No underwear. Whoo!
Jason is definitely gonna get pinkeye, and I know.
I'm a pinkeye expert.
I think I'm getting pinkeye, in my right eye.
Holy [bleep]. I got pinkeye.
- That's what you get, for putting a*s in your face.
That's how you get pinkeye.
- There's gonna be, like, caution tape
around Chippendales now
and, like, people with HAZMAT suits,
because Angelina wasn't wearing underwear onstage.
- If I was Chris, I would not be happy.
[cheering]
I get where she's coming from,
because she wants me to respect my man,
but I feel like I'm respecting my man.
Like, I'm just having fun. He knows I'm here.
- But I guess I should have wore underwear
before walking over a stripper's face.
Maybe. I'm [bleep].
- Hey, Chippendales jump up, baby!
♪ ♪
- The finale of the show. Crazy energy.
I feel great about my overall performance, honestly.
- The next performer. Go Vinny!
[cheering]
- People in the crowd right now think
they just saw the grand finale, but nope.
The grand finale's about to happen right now.
♪ ♪
[cheering]
[shouting] - Yeah, baby! [bleep]
- Vinny, what's up? [bleep] - Oh, my gosh.
Is that Uncle Nino?
I can't see him, but I [bleep] hear him.
- I've come to Vegas! - No way. No way.
- [shouting]
[cheering]
- Break heart champion!
- What's going on?
Oh, [bleep].
- I need to see some females. - I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I don't want to risk my sobriety
for a night out, at a strip club.
- Jen says, "b*tches, I'm coming."
- Oh, my God.
- She's here. - Wearing a mask.
- I'm texting Ron. - [phone rings]
- He's gonna be so [bleep] mad. - I gotta-- I gotta go.
She's at [bleep] Crazy Horse. I can't relapse 'cause of her.