03x07 - The Incident at the Strip Club

[bunniefuu]

- It's about to go down.

all: Strip-pendales!

- This night is gonna be one that I'm never gonna forget.

- It's time...

[cheering]

- My boy Vinny's gonna do his thing

in front of all of us,

in front of his mother-- on stage for everyone.

Uncle Nino is also here in his Speedo

to surprise him on stage.

Then to top it all off, Jenni invited Jen

to the female strip club after the show,

and Ronnie's not going.

- I invited Jen to the girls' strip club.

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God-- you are a gangster.

- Eww!

- I don't think anybody has any idea

of the storm that's coming their way.

- Holy [bleep]. - Prank w*r Champion!

- What the hell?

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- ♪ First time I saw her, yo, I couldn't believe my eyes ♪

♪ Hot, hot, like Las Vegas ♪

♪ Hot, hot from the bottom to the top ♪

♪ She's hot... ♪

- ♪ Hot like Las Vegas ♪

♪ Hot, hot from the bottom to the top ♪

♪ She's hot, hot like ten fireside ♪

♪ Hot, gal a you mi want by my side ♪

♪ Hot ♪

♪ Hot ♪

[cheers and applause]

[indistinct] [bleep]...

- What the hell?

Uncle Nino shows up and, uh...

Shaking my head in disbelief. But then, I'm like,

"It's Uncle Nino. Of course he's doing this."

- Uncle Nino!

- Prank w*r Champion!

- I am shocked right now to see Uncle Nino.

But I'm not shocked to see him in a Speedo.

- Uncle Nino! Make some noise for Uncle Nino!

[cheers and applause]

- Prank w*r Champion! Prank w*r Champion!

- I hate you! [cheers and applause]

- I'm drunk. I'm clearly drunk.

[indistinct] - What the [bleep] is that?

- Prank w*r Champion!

- Obviously, this is the work of the Prank w*r Champion,

Pauly, and, uh, they got me. They got me really good.

[cheers and applause]

- What?

What?

I'm dead--I am dead.

Pauly is Mr. Prankster.

We didn't even know he was coming.

Pauly didn't tell anybody.

- Thank you guys so much. We hope you guys

had a fantastic night. Thank you guys for joining us.

- ♪ Yeah, I go for the OG ♪

♪ Slo-mo like the veins pump codeine ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- What the [bleep]? - [laughing]

- What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?

- [laughing] - I did it.

- I know--you pulled it off, you pulled it off.

- Don't drink and drive.

We're gonna see you real soon.

- Whoo! Vinny!

Yeah-k*lled it! - Vinny G!

- Thanks.

Being a male performer is definitely a lot of work.

- Vinny Chippendale! - You did good.

- Thank you. - Amazing.

- I'm on display, on stage. Crazy energy...

You like that shower? - That was lit.

- You k*lled it.

- This has been a dream come true for me, honestly.

You've seen enough butts for tonight.

- For the rest of my life.

- My family--my mom came, Uncle Nino came.

Um...the roomies came. I never thought I would say

that me being a stripper has been one of the best

experiences of my life, but...

I kind of like being a stripper.

- I gotta go see girls now.

- Me, too. - Let's do it.

- You gotta see how much a*s I see back there.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it--let's go.

- Same. - For real.

- I just saw my boyfriend perform in Las Vegas.

Angelina's single after that show.

I just completed an epic prank.

Yo, did you have any clue about Uncle Nino?

- No idea.

- And now we're going to the strip club--

the real strip club.

Let's roll and go see some ladies now.

- Let's go see it.

- Yeah. - Have a safe flight.

- All right, my guy.

- I felt weird, like, looking at you,

'cause it's you, but...

it was so good. - Have a good night.

It was so good.

- Thanks for coming tonight. - Of course.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

It's been a long day. Came out to support my boy,

Vinny, but I'm gonna go home and get some rest.

My strip club days are far behind me.

It's not the place for me right now while I'm going through

my sobriety, and I don't wanna risk any of that

for a night out at a strip club.

- Whoo! - We're ready!

I was so proud of you. - Thank you.

- You [bleep] k*lled it.

He's such an amazing MC and stuff.

Like, he puts on a good performance.

- These people? - Yeah.

- 'Cause I would never do that.

[dance music playing]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, I know what you're doing. - She's coming?

- Yep--Jenni... - It's confirmed?

- Jenni put her thing around.

- Are you sure this is a good idea?

- No!

- Terrible idea from the girls--inviting Jen out.

I mean--just--it's just honestly terrible.

- It's a terrible idea. - Oh, it's an awful idea.

- All right--yes. As long as we all agree.

Jenni inviting Jen out

is definitely breaking family code right now.

- I just want to have fun. - Yeah.

- Ron is just-- Ron doesn't wanna open up,

he doesn't wanna say what the [bleep] he's doing

like this /.

- This is not good, because last time

we were here in Vegas,

Jenni talking to Jen caused a huge spiral.

- I've been talking to Jen. - Would you hit up Ron, too?

- No. - Oh...

- I'm going through hell with her.

That's your [bleep] friend.

She tells you what you want to hear.

- She's not my friend, bro.

- Whatever--she tells you what you wanna hear.

- If Ronnie's not willing to open up and say it,

Jenni will find a way

for [bleep] to come to the surface.

[low synth music]

- All right--Jen says, "b*tches, I'm coming."

- [gasps] - Okay, let's go--

- OMG!

I don't understand why Jenni's getting involved.

Like, what the [bleep], girl? You're a hypocrite.

You wanted to k*ll me because I was talking

about your divorce? Now look what you're doing.

So, Ron went home, and Jen's coming here.

- Not a good idea.

- Not a good idea.

- Jen showing up to the strip club tonight

is...like a nuclear b*mb hitting Vegas.

- I'm afraid of Jen. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not trying to get beat up.

- If we thought that the last Vegas trip with Ronnie

was bad--if he shows up right now,

it's gonna be ten times worse than that.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I been having this vision I been having this vision ♪

♪ Breaking out of these walls I ain't playing at all ♪

♪ Bring out the body bags I'm 'bout to k*ll 'em ♪

♪ Deliver 'em to the mortician ♪

♪ I gotta do what I gotta do ♪

- Oh, my God, she's here, wearing a mask.

- She's here. Jen's here.

- Oh, my God. What the [bleep]?

I'm like, holy [bleep]. This is really real now--

like, this is a bad idea.

- I can't take this.

- Bro, Ronnie's gonna [bleep] lose his mind.

- What the [bleep]?

I'm not trying to get the wrath of Ronnie.

♪ ♪

- Honestly, I think he's [bleep] up

for whatever the [bleep] he's doing.

- He's not in my room.

- I can't believe Ron left. That's crazy.

If he shows up at the Cromwell, it's gonna be World w*r III.

Man, this is like--Vegas all over again, like last time.

♪ ♪

[eerie music]

[evil laughter]

- Oh, my God, she's here.

- She's here. Jen's here.

I don't know what is going on right now.

Like what am I in, the [bleep] "Jungle Book"?

I am not going anywhere near Jen,

and I want Ron to know that

I am not a part of this whatsoever.

- Oh, my God, what the [bleep]?

- Yo, Ronnie's gonna [bleep] lose his mind.

- What the [bleep] happened?

What the [bleep] is going on right now?

Like, I can't.

- I thought he's been texting you

for, like, the whole time here.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

[spacey dance music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We're tired of the fighting and the crying ♪

♪ And the lying and the trying ♪

♪ Babe I don't wanna do this no more ♪

♪ ♪

- All right, Ron. You ready for an interview?

- Let's do it. I'm not gonna go out

with the roomies tonight

because I don't really think I need any more [bleep] drama

in my life. The issues that I was

going through last year [bleep] me up.

I didn't know how to handle them and I used to just

get [bleep] up and wasted, and, like, that was my outlet.

I'm in a way better headspace now.

My job is to wake up every day and make myself feel good

and do what I have to do for myself.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm walking in the club with only one intention ♪

♪ To get us so messed up ♪

♪ It gets too much to mention ♪

♪ ♪

- So Ron's saying everything's fine with him and Jen.

- Yeah, me and Jen are good, bro.

- Status is good? - Yeah, we're good,

we haven't been fighting.

- And that they're, you know, blah, blah, blah--

everything's great, and now she's, like, telling me

that she hasn't spoken to him in, like, a week.

Like, who the [bleep] is lying?

- I need to hear that. I wish I heard it from Ron.

I wish Ron would say, "Hey, listen,

I'm going through some [bleep]," 'cause, like,

that's what family's for. We help each other.

We can't help you if you don't tell us the problem.

- I'm a little nervous of what's gonna happen

if Ron finds out, because it's like, he's our roomie,

she's not and...I don't know. This is just bad all around.

- Imagine--imagine he shows up. - Oh, my God.

- Bro.

There will be a w*r after this.

- I think Jenni just wanted to get back at Ronnie,

because she thinks that Ronnie still talks to Roger.

- I heard, like, when I was proceeding with the divorce,

he was, like, on Roger's side.

- No. - Mm-hmm.

I feel like that's his payback for me talking to his exes.

- I don't know. I don't really think

two wrongs make a right.

- I don't know how Jenni's gonna talk

her way out of this one.

I would honestly be beside myself.

Like...that [bleep].

- That's why he's buried in his phone, though.

- I know, but if she showed up for this,

I would be like,

what the [bleep]? - Oh, yeah, I agree.

So, for me, where I come from--

no one's gonna change who I am.

If--if my friend is in--

his baby mama shows up somewhere and he doesn't know,

I'm gonna let him know.

He's my friend before she's mine.

You know what I'm saying? It's like bro code.

I'm texting Ron.

- I'm so glad that Pauly is texting Ron,

'cause I was thinking about it myself.

I kind of was like, eh, maybe just, like, stay out of it,

but Pauly did the right thing.

Just at least let Ron know that Jen is here.

[dramatic music]

[phone chimes]

♪ ♪

- But, like, for what?

- None of this, I think, in my eyes, is negative at all.

Like, I'm going to fight that

and make sure that this is not negative.

♪ ♪

I wanted to get to know you, but I also wanna, like,

figure out why he's being the way that he is.

- ♪ Welcome to the bottom of the bottom ♪

♪ The insane asylum ♪

♪ If I saw 'em ♪

♪ And I had to get 'em ♪

♪ Yeah I probably got 'em ♪

♪ We keep it coming welcome to the wild side ♪

♪ To the wild side, wild side ♪

♪ The wild side ♪

- ♪ She want the Benz and the beamer ♪

♪ She want the house and the rolls ♪

♪ Don't trust them, dog ♪

♪ She's trying to get chose ♪

♪ Shot out to the gutter and the groupies ♪

♪ Who scream for your boy at the show ♪

♪ She want the keys and the codes ♪

♪ No telling how far she will go ♪

♪ Don't look in her eyes, them hips and them thighs ♪

♪ They will tell you lies ♪

♪ They trying to get chose ♪

It's like, anything could be happening.

Ron could be on a Ron-page, he could be coming here

right now. It was a terrible idea

inviting Jen out.

Jenni even said that at one point.

I'm like, "This is a bad idea."

She's like, "Yeah, you're right, it's a terrible idea."

Are you sure this is a good idea?

- No, it's a terrible idea. - It's an awful idea.

- All right--yes. As long as we all agree.

But, she's like, "We're doing it anyway."

- Ron, right now, is acting like everything is fine.

- Perfect. You guys are perfect.

So if he's saying you're perfect,

I'm inviting you out after. That's how I look at this.

- [sighs] Jesus Christ.

I have no idea what's happening anymore.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- Just when you think everything's always going

all right with them...

- I know. - Always something.

- It never really was going all right with them.

- It never really is, and it never really will.

- Yeah.

- And see, he tries to make it like you're the problem.

- Always.

"So don't be with me.

"If you're that unhappy with me,

as you say that you are,"

I'm like, "Then go." - Yeah.

- You know what I mean? - But now I know

it isn't you. - Yeah.

- Uh-oh. Now Deena's in it.

- I know. And Deena's drunk.

- I mean, I think that the girls

could be yes men a lot of the time.

- Honestly, I think he's [bleep] up

for whatever the [bleep] he's doing.

- And if I don't believe you, I'm not gonna be like,

"Oh, yeah, really?"

I'm kind of-- I'll just be like...

Like, you know-- so, I wouldn't trust her side.

I don't really know who to believe,

but she shouldn't be here. This--at all.

- He needs to get his [bleep] act together.

- Exactly.

- Bro.

- Listen, he's gonna be so [bleep] mad.

- I sure as hell am not saying anything.

If these two b*tches are,

I will [bleep] m*ssacre them.

That's it.

- Gotta go!

- Um, I gotta go.

I gotta catch a flight. - Be careful.

- Flight already? - I gotta go catch a flight.

Yeah, no, I have to leave to catch a flight.

A DJ's job is never done,

but I'm kind of glad I'm dodging this drama.

- Oh, my God.

How did Ronnie find out that Jen was with us?

Who texted him? Who's telling him this stuff?

- As we're all talking to Jen,

she's getting all these nasty texts from Ron.

Like, he's clearly pissed.

- Holy [bleep]. - Oh, my God.

- This is a [bleep] situation.

- None of us [bleep] said a word.

- Now that Ron knows Jen's here, this is not good.

- Ron found out she's here.

That's what I'm saying. How?

- I don't know what we're walking back

into the suite looking at. He could be pissed,

he could be, like, emotional-- I have no idea.

Let's go, b*tches.

- Oh, my God, it's so wet--it's so wet.

- ♪ I heard you were a little nasty pro ♪

♪ Saying [...] I practice in the studio ♪

- Let's go.

- ♪ Hit me on the west coast ♪

♪ Love the weather out here ♪

♪ Little hard on the paint, boy, doubt that ♪

♪ Hit it once, hit it twice she be right back ♪

- I can't believe Jen [bleep] showed up tonight.

- Yo, Jen's sending me Ron's text.

- Oy vey. - Oh, my God.

- ♪ Smell good and I'm tripping ♪

♪ Trippin' ♪

- This is not a pizza.

Pizza, pizza.

[sighs] Where's Ron?

- Oh, I just wanna go to sleep.

- So Vinny's sleeping with Ron...

I'm sleeping alone.

- Well, Ron's not in here.

- He's not in my room.

- Did he leave a note? - He's not in here.

[sighs] Oh, [bleep].

I did it again.

- Damn, this is like Vegas all over again--like last time.

- Like, I really hope he just left

and he's not, like, Ron-paging it right now,

but honestly, I have no idea.

- I can't believe Ron left. That's crazy.

If he shows up at the Cromwell, it's gonna be World w*r III,

and that's what I'm expecting to happen.

Ron's gonna come here [bleep] like the Tasmanian Devil,

like, [bleep] up.

- I have no idea how Ron found out,

but these are Ron's texts to Jen.

"You would go to the Crazy Horse

and [bleep] embarrass me," "I [bleep] hate you,"

"You're [bleep] dead to me,"

"Stay at the strip club where you belong,"

"We're [bleep] done,"

"Get your [bleep] and get the [bleep] out

of my house and my life."

"Mother[bleep] embarrassing." - When was that, today?

- This was when we were at the strip club.

- "I hate you. I [bleep] hate you,"

- "Happy Mother's Day."

- Wow.

- Well the girls are trying to figure out how

Ron found out that Jen was at the strip club.

I'm just, like... not gonna tell them

'cause I'm not gonna give up Pauly.

They started this [bleep], so they can figure it out.

- Was she not respectful?

- She was talking good about him--that she loves him.

I heard her.

- But if they aren't on good terms,

then her showing up there

is gonna piss him the [bleep] off.

- Okay, well then he should tell us

that they're not on good terms.

- The truth is they weren't good,

she showed up tonight... now he's pissed...

- Tit for tat. - And he's gone rogue.

- Yeah, but he should [bleep] say that.

- Well, that's what's happening now.

He's on one right now. We could probably see

the [bleep] fireworks from--from here.

- Oh, God.

[spacey music]

♪ ♪

- I feel bad, like maybe I crossed the line this time.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Told the [...] to bounce like ♪

♪ I heard the bands make you dance, bruh ♪

♪ Make ratchet look beautiful ♪

♪ I bet them never be your man on time by times ♪

♪ Did you freak out ♪

- [bleep] my life.

- And this is why I don't drink anymore.

I don't like this feeling.

- I'm hungover as [bleep].

[dramatic music]

Where's Ron?

- Yeah, I don't know.

- Wow--what a hours in Vegas it has been so far.

Jen showing up to the club last night I don't think

is, uh, a good look on Jen's part.

She knew exactly what she was doing by coming to the club.

It's just to piss Ronnie off, and I don't like that.

- So Ron's no longer your friends.

- Not my friend? - You invited Jen.

- I have no idea where Ronnie is.

He could be anywhere. Looking for Jen,

home, at a bar, like, just raging.

[groans] All right.

Maybe I crossed the line this time around.

I got, like, PTSD right now.

I--I wish he was just [bleep] honest with us.

I wish, instead of texting Jen, flipping off,

he flipped off on me, so then I could talk to him.

This was the same [bleep] last year when he's like

lying, lying, lying-- blows up in his face.

Why don't you just walk in the door and be like,

"We're not [bleep] talking. I don't wanna talk about it,

but let's have a good time."

- Well, he's not gonna do that.

- All I know is my boyfriend's coming

in, like, two hours, so...

- Yay, finally we're gonna meet /.

- So what's the deal with ?

- Um, he should be here in less than two hours.

On top of the Ron drama, my boyfriend's about to arrive.

- [bleep] must be some good [bleep] on planes and [bleep].

- What a wonderful time to meet my roommates--[bleep].

Actually, I didn't even get to enjoy

the strip club last night.

- I know. - Hmm.

- I think you were talking to him.

- I did not text Ron.

I swear to God, I wasn't talking to him.

- I think you were. - When--here?

- No, at the club.

- Swear on my life I was not texting him.

- But you were also talking to Jen--

she was fine last night.

I'm not talking [bleep] about Ron, he needs help,

I've been talking to Lauren.

- Who's lying here? - It's clear as day--

he's hiding something.

He should've just told us, like, "Listen, I haven't spoken

to her in a week, I don't wanna talk about it."

I just think that, like, you look worse when

you're trying to be fake.

- Oh, my God.

- Yo.

- Boom--he just appears.

But PTSD tells me...

that it's not the good version of Ron.

My heart is, like, fluttering.

- Hi, good morning.

all: Good morning.

- [clears throat]

- Oh, my God, I feel like I just saw a ghost.

I'm like, is he here? Is he really here?

- Hello, Ron. - Yeah, I went home

for the--for the night.

Sleep in my own bed. - Are you all right?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- I'm scared, but then

Ron actually walks in, like, kind of calm,

and--his hair done, like he got a nice sleep,

like--a completely put-together person.

This was not the Ronnie

I was expecting to walk back in the suite.

- So what's going on? How was last night?

Everybody's sitting around [bleep] awkward as [bleep]

and I'm like, all right, I already know what

these guys wanna talk about.

- Let's just put it out there, Ron.

- Yeah, I know. Why do I wanna

[bleep] eat first?

Let's, like, not-- let's not beat around the bush

and, like, "Everything's great."

- I didn't say everything was great.

You guys say something-- say what you gotta say.

- We can tell when something is wrong.

- Well, Pauly texted me last night

and he was like, "Jen's here,"

and I was like, "Of course she is."

- [groans] Jesus Christ, Pauly.

Come on.

- Literally how I responded. I was like, "Of course she is."

Dude, I told her that I wasn't gonna be there,

so I was like, "Why did you go?"

- Right. - Jumping right back

into environments that used to get me into trouble

is the complete opposite of what I'm supposed to be doing.

- She was...making it like she was worried for you,

like you were off your sobriety.

- You guys see I'm fi--like... - Yeah, that's not right.

- So there was no crazy fireworks or anything?

- No...told her, "Get your [bleep] from the house."

I'm like, "Get out," and like, "We're done."

I'm like--and I was like,

"I don't want nothing to do with you anymore."

Like, you're--we... that was it.

- [sighs]

I'm happy he finally, like,

told us what was going on and the truth with everything,

and I'm happy that he is still sober,

and, you know, I feel bad for Ron.

I definitely do.

Well I'm sorry you're going through this.

- It's--it's--it's--I can't blame anybody but myself,

because I keep putting myself back in the same situation.

It's like, I'm expecting more

from a person that's never shown me more.

- Now I feel bad, like, we brought her

into that thing yesterday.

Like, you know? - It--everything happens

for a reason. She did it to herself.

You didn't do anything.

- All right, so here's my biggest concern.

Angelina, at the pool party, showed a message from Jen.

- Don't blame me.

- She showed me a [bleep] message from Jen

saying that you guys haven't talked.

- Right now, I'm, like, bracing myself

for basically impact, like knowing that

Jenni's definitely gonna put this on me, and I'm like,

this is not gonna happen.

So Ron, she messaged me. She was like,

"I haven't seen him in a week," blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, "Where is he?" She's like, "I don't know."

And then that was where the conversation ended.

Like, I didn't message her back or nothing.

And then she grabbed my phone, and then she saw the message

between me and Jen, and she actually came

to the club last night, like, willingly,

because you had-- did you ask her?

I don't even know how that worked.

- Yeah, something like that.

- Huh.

- What, you invited her?

- No, I said, I...

- So, why would you invite her, Jenni?

- You weren't talking.

- So you invite her?

- Yeah, like, we-- - She's the last person

I want involved in this.

I'm not inviting Roger out, dude.

Like, why would you do that? That's just like, Jenni--

like, that's not-- if I'm not gonna be there,

you have no right to invite her out to a strip club

when she'd be home with your [bleep] niece.

- That's not my problem. - Let her [bleep] go home

to her [bleep] daughter.

- Yeah, she should.

- That's just--shows that

you don't have good intentions, like...

You know, Jenni, Jen-- [bleep] both [bleep] fake.

You engage in it, you antagonize it--

- I engage in it 'cause you're not engaging.

- So, what--you antagonize it? - Yeah, so I was wrong?

- You're saying, "Come here, come here."

Like, she's gonna do it 'cause she's [bleep] stupid.

Why the [bleep] would you do that?

[laughing] - Oh, my God, was that him?

- Oh, my God, stop. - Sounded like

a -year-old knock. - Oh, my God, 's here.

- Like, you're, like throwing fresh meat

into the [bleep] pond and we're like--

[growling]

's so young he takes Flintstone vitamins.

- Shut up. Act normal.

[laughter]

Can we act normal? [laughing] Hi.

- ♪ Oh--h*--h* oh h*--h* ♪

♪ Oh--h*--h*--oh ♪

- Like, whether-- what's going on between

me and her--if I'm not gonna be there, you have no right

to invite her out to a strip club

when she'd be home with your [bleep] niece.

- Jenni should've, definitely, have stayed out of it.

I don't think it was right for Jenni to invite Jen out,

and Ronnie doesn't think it's right either.

- That's where she should be. Home with your niece.

- She should be, but she wasn't.

That's not my problem. - So, yeah, but you engage

in it, you antagonize it.

- I engage in it 'cause you're not engaging.

- You antagonize it. No--so let her [bleep] go home

to her [bleep] daughter.

- Yeah, she should.

- No, because you're saying, "Come here, come here."

Like, she's gonna do it 'cause she's [bleep] stupid.

I feel super disrespected by Jenni.

When Jenni didn't wanna talk about her [bleep] divorce

at the dude ranch, I didn't invite Roger

to come out with us and [bleep] party.

- I'm trying to help-- or figure out how to, like...

- That's not helping.

That's doing the complete opposite.

- I hit you all the time, "Get off your phone,

get off your phone." - But inviting her anywhere

that I'm not gonna be is not helping.

- Well then tell us, like, "Hey, listen..."

- No, what happens with me has nothing to do with you guys

and you have to remember that. - No, it does.

- No, it doesn't. - Everything we do--

it involves each other. - No, it doesn't--

because I'm not inviting Roger out, dude.

Like, why would you do that?

- Whatever.

He puts this girl in front of our lives

and we're supposed to not like her when he doesn't like her,

like her when he likes her, but lies when he likes her,

lies when he doesn't like her.

Enough is enough. I just wanted the truth.

She was there last night, but she actually talked

really highly of you.

- She's such a [bleep] fake person.

- It doesn't matter-- I'm just saying, like...

- She didn't come in and bash you.

She didn't bash you. - She seemed like she was

very worried about you. - I'm honestly, like--

- Fake or not, she didn't do anything negative.

- She did, 'cause you know why? This is why I'm upset.

She knew I wasn't gonna be there, so that's why she went.

She'll do anything to try to manipulate the situation

and try to make it seem like it's me and try to say

I'm off my sobriety-- like, come on.

And she's always been like that.

- Yeah, and she made it like

you--you haven't seen the baby in, like, a week.

- I saw the baby-- I put the baby down for a nap

before I came the other day. I'm always there with that kid,

more than she is. - Wow.

So she was masking herself and she literally walked in

there last night with a mask on.

- Oh--good one. - Two [bleep] masks, actually.

- Jen is just super fake, you know, it's like--

you're supposed to be my girlfriend,

we're supposed to be doing this as a family,

you're supposed to have my back.

This whole little [bleep] petty [bleep] nonsense--

it's like--it's draining and it's wasted energy.

She tries to push me and she tries to get me

to overreact and, like, I'm not

at that place in my life anymore.

I handle things way better than I did all of last year,

and it's like, I have too much stuff going on right now

that she can jeopardize, you know?

and I can't be with someone that's like that.

- I like how you react when you're...

- Sober? - Sober and--cool and calm.

I hope you really do find the way to, just...

- Honestly, I have to--

I have to choose myself at this point.

- We know that. - [laughs]

- You gotta do it, though. - Yeah, I know--I know.

- Like, I know we've been saying that for...

a couple years. - No, I'm calm, bro.

- Are you gonna keep going back?

- No--for what? So this could happen again?

- You know, you just said you're doing it to yourself.

You put yourself in that position.

I'm glad you said that.

- Yeah. - Every time you go back

with her, it's gonna lead to this stuff.

- Yeah, I know, and last night was just the last straw.

- Ronnie's admitting that he's done with Jen

and it's the last straw and that it's over.

He's been clear-headed, sober, which makes me believe him.

I'm gonna hope for the best. Ron, I wish you the best.

Do the right thing.

- Like, I'm-- I'm good as a person.

I'm doing fine. - Good.

- I can only control myself, and honestly, that's--

I'm at a point where that's all I wanna do.

- Well, you know we all love you and at the end of the day,

when we do come at you about your phone and other stuff,

we're coming from a good place.

Not like we're, like... - It's not malicious.

- We're trying to look out for you, you know?

- Yeah. - Might be a really [bleep]

way of doing it--especially when I'm on tequila.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Of course I feel bad knowing what I know now

about Jen and inviting her out and the drama

that just reminds me so much of what I went through

in the last eight years.

Like, I look back and I see, like, a really bad side of me.

You know, Ronnie's my brother.

Like, I just want him to be okay.

- I love you guys. - Yeah--love you, too.

- Yeah, we all love you.

Let's go give him a hug.

- Group hug, Ron. Come hug.

- I don't wanna hug you. [laughter]

- It's about Ron, Angelina-- don't make it into Vinny.

She makes everything into Vinny.

- Now she's--now she's on top of me again.

- Oh, Vin. - Oh, Vin.

- Oh, Vin. - Oh, Angelina--oh, Vinny.

- All right, get the [bleep] off me.

[laughter]

- ♪ Unchain, unchain my heart ♪

♪ Unchain my heart, unchain my heart ♪

♪ Unchain ooh ♪

♪ Unchain my heart Unchain ♪

[phone ringing] - I look like I'm dead.

[phone ringing]

Are you here?

- I'm here--I just landed.

- Oh!

Good. I'm trying to get ready,

but I also don't know what to wear,

and now I'm nervous.

- To see you.

My roommates are a little hungover, too, so I apologize.

- I'm not.

- Yeah, I am. [laughing]

- I can't wait. Hurry up.

- Bye.

My boyfriend's about to arrive

and I'm super excited,

but, like, low-key about to throw up,

because now he's actually here--

to meet my roommates. [bleep]

Angelina, 's on his way. Put a shirt on.

- Oh, yeah, I don't wanna be inappropriate.

- Pretend to be excited.

- You sure you wanna get into another relationship?

[laughing]

- Are we gonna tell him that we call him "," or what?

- Yeah, I've mentioned it to him.

I actually like the name.

- You mentioned it to him?

- He doesn't know that we still do.

- [laughs] - But, I like it.

- Today is a day that we are

all gonna meet wonderful Mr. .

I used to be crazy at years old,

so I don't know how this guy cannot be like

how we were in our early s, but let's just see.

He's only had three years of drinking legally.

- [laughing] - Look at our lives.

We're, like, drunk messes, and this kid's only been

allowed to drink for three years.

- And Jenni's been legally able to drink for, like, years.

[laughter] - That's what I'm saying!

How does this happen? It's crazy.

- I mean, age is just a number, but like--I mean, listen.

I dated a -year-old that wasn't as mature as him,

so, like, it is just a number,

but, like, if you act that number, I'ma judge.

- He doesn't look or act it. If he looked or act ,

he wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be a thing.

- Wow--I gotta see this.

[laughter]

- Like, I walked in the house at , .

I was a [bleep] degenerate,

and I looked like I didn't shower.

- Why don't you put something down, sweetheart?

Just put some stuff down for a second.

T-take a load off. What's your name?

- JWOWW. - JWOWW?

- Yeah. - I was a freaking disaster

at years old. - Same!

- Like, I-I was found sleeping in bushes

at years old. - Same!

I was peeing behind bars.

- I used to freaking take dumps behind bars.

- Okay. Okay.

I'm a little anxious,

having in this environment.

You never know what's gonna come out

of my roommates' mouths,

and that's the concerning part.

- [sighs]

I have to give him-- he's got ba*ls,

coming into this environment. - He's not nervous at all.

I'm [bleep] nervous.

- Everyone has a rebound,

but I've never seen Jenni look so happy.

- Yeah, I g--maybe he's nervous.

He just doesn't wanna--

- He's nervous to meet a stripper,

to be honest with you.

- He doesn't like strip clubs, though.

- That's what you think. [laughs]

- Hey, I was all-- - That's what every guy says

to their girlfriend. - No, but I would've been--

- "No, I don't really like strip clubs."

- He doesn't watch porn. - I've never really been into

t*tties in my face and lap dances for $.

- He doesn't watch porn.

- Yeah.[laughs]

- He cries every time he [bleep].

[laughter] - Exactly.

- Oh, we're starting already.

Come on, please.

Look, we need to be on our best behavior right now.

Please, for the love of God.

I would never want to meet you [bleep].

Like, from the outside,

I would never agree to this.

- Same.

- Yeah! It's like, my--

- Never. I would never, ever.

Jenni's boyfriend--

guy's got some big cojones walking into this house,

because, like, we're savages. We're like [bleep] piranhas.

- He's like, "All right, cool, They're a part of you.

All right. No big deal."

I'm like, "No, you don't get it.

You just don't get it."

- No, you don't understand. - [knocks]

- Oh, my God, was that him? Oh, my God, stop.

- Sounded like a... - Act normal.

- -year-old knock. - Oh, my God, 's here.

- Like, you're, like, throwing fresh meat

into the [bleep] pond, and we're like...

[growls]

- 's still young. He takes Flintstone vitamins.

- Shut up. Act normal.

Can we act normal?

[laughing] Hi.

[percussive music]

- 's on his way. - I gotta see this.

[knocking at door] - [laughs]

- Oh, my God, was that him? Oh, my God, stop.

- Sounded like a... - Act normal.

- -year-old knock. - Oh, my God, 's here.

- Shut up. Act normal.

Can we act normal? [laughing] Hi.

I apologize. - That's fine.

- Hello! - .

- There he is.

- How are you? - I am all right.

- Hey, how're you doing, man?

- Ronnie. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - When I meet ,

he reminds me of, um, Mr. Incredible,

you know, like the-- like the old-school,

like, Batman, with the no neck,

and he's just, like...

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

- Hi. I'm .

♪ ♪

- So we were talking about

how when we were-- no, I'm just gonna...

I'm not gonna... - Oh, God no. See?

- I'm just gonna--I don't even know what to say.

- No, no, no. - No, I don't even know

what to say. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, Jenni's so nervous.

- She is. What happened to her?

Why is she doing this? - A little schoolgirl.

- [mockingly titters]

- I become, like,

a little giddy, like, schoolgirl.

I have a boyfriend,

but I feel [bleep] old

trying to say "boyfriend," though, so...

I know. I know I'm getting red.

[laughs] Shut up.

- What are you even talking about?

- Nothing.

- Jenni's just all, like,

[giggles mockingly]

[giggles] ", stop it!

Oh, no, keep going."

- [laughs] - Why are you so--

- It's crazy that you guys known each other

such a long time.

- Us two? - Yeah.

- Yeah, you were at her wedding.

[laughs] - Just gonna--

- Let's just put that [bleep] there.

- Didn't you use to babysit him, Jenni?

- Yeah, right. - Used to babysit him.

- ...In my life.

- Cradle robber.

- Aren't you a wrestler, too?

- I am that. - Mm!

- How long have you been doing that?

- Five years.Yeah.

- Are you gonna try to get into WWE?

- We'll see what happens.

- That's cool, though. - Yeah.

- I hope you make it.

- My first impression of

is, uh, he's a big dude, doesn't look .

He looks like ,

just like a big-a*s dude.

So do you put Jenni in any wrestling moves?

- Oh, my God. - Why?

[laughter]

- What have you said about that?

- Nothing. - You're lying.

- Oh, no, I said that we have, like, a lot of sex.

That's it. - Oh, God.

- Well, let's just open that [bleep] up right now.

- Yes.

- Oh, it's already been opened up.

- It's been open, my friend.

- I want to know what you say.

- isn't rolling with the punches.

It's just what we do, you know?

We break each other's ba*ls.

Like, come on.

Oh, you brought out the freak in her...

- Oh, my God. - That's been dormant

for many years. - Yeah.

Cobwebs are down there.

- Cobwebs are down there.

- Knock the dust off that.

- You could've started a brush fire with that.

- Be nice.

She needed your WD-,

and she's gotten that, boy.

She needed you to un-rust her, and you've done that.

- My god. - [laughs]

- I love the fact that Jenni's relationship

is the main focus.

Takes some of the heat off [bleep] me.

[laughs]

[bleep].

- How about that wonderful wrestling move

you love so much, closed missionary?

- It was a conversation with the girls.

- No, yeah. - Yeah, not anymore.

- [laughs] No, apparently not.

Oh, my God.

[heavy accordion music]

♪ ♪

- Say goodbye to your son,

to your baby.

- Well.

- Anything else you guys want to know?

- Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna shut my mouth now.

♪ ♪

- Miss your baby. I know that.

[knocks]

- Who's that?

- Room service!

- Oh, boy. - Uncle Nino!

- Lady, room service.

- Hi, honey.

- We brought you some cake, some pastries.

- Nice.

- What's up, baby? [smooches] I love you.

- Hi, Mom. - Where's my family?

There's my family!

- [laughs] - Hi!

- Zack, Mom.

- What's up, Roger?

- Hi! [all exclaim]

- No!

- I've met Roger! - Oh, God.

- Now I'm like, "Oh, my God, abort mission.

Like, this--gotta end this. I gotta leave."

- Oh, my God.Sorry.

- What's up, Roger? - You're [bleep] kidding me.

- What's up with that? Why don't you have sex?

- When's the last time you did it?

- What the [bleep] is he doing?

He's such a weirdo.

- Oh, my God!

- You can disrespect your man any day of the week.

You are not gonna disrespect mine.

And that's when I'm gonna [bleep] checkmate you

real quick.

- I mean, Jenni is jealous over everything.

Like, if she knew what was going on,

she would k*ll both of you.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪