it's like, tough. It's like Zack's word
against Angelina's.
- It will go around like a hamster wheel--
all around and around about what really happened,
but the only way we can figure it out is when it comes out.
all: Bachelorette party!
- Oh, my God, you guys are crazy.
- We're going to New Orleans, b*tch!
- I can't--
together: Bachelorette party!
- I really was hoping CJ and Angelo could meet Mike.
- We should sneak out tonight
and then we come back for breakfast.
- Yeah.
- We basically gave birth
to our babies when Mike was in prison.
Let's put the baby meatballs in the "Free Sitch" onesie.
- Oh, my God, he'd die. - He'll--he'll die.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
♪ ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good.
This is the last day in the house
and last night we left
so we could come back and surprise Mike
with the two new babies in the crew
that were born while he was away.
- The meatballs! - Team meatballs!
- Hi, look!
This is your friend.
This is your cousin. - Hi, CJ.
- The baby boy meatballs. CJ and Angelo.
He's their Uncle Sitch. He needs to meet them.
- Girls, come on. It's breakfast!
- All right, we're up.
- We're the OG Meatballs. - Yes.
- And these are the boy meatballs.
- The baby boy meatballs.
Team Meatballs. - Team Meatballs!
both: Yay!
Let's high-five.
both: Boom.
[all cheering] - Babies!
Babies are here!
- Baby meatballs! And look at the shirts.
Say, "Hi," honey.
- Say, "Hi, Uncle Sitch."
- Oh, my God, the babies I have not met them.
and here they are with "Free Sitch" shirts on.
Like, this is amazing.
Uncle Sitch has been dying to meet his little nephews.
Oh, my God. Adorable.
- I'm your father!
[laughter]
Want me to hold him?
- Yeah, can you take him? - Aww.
- Hey, ya little buddy.
- Oh, my God. - I ya father, buddy.
- Oh, my God. - [laughs] Oh, my God.
- Hi, sweetie. - He's so cute.
- He's like, "Where am I?" - [laughs]
- Oh, my God, this is the first time
Uncle Sitch is holding him. - Yeah.
- I'm so ready to be a dad
and I would be an awesome dad, you know what I'm saying?
So, um...everything happens for a reason and I feel that,
uh, our time is coming.
- They're gonna be besties. - [laughs] I know.
- Wow, look at how happy...
Somebody got baby fever.
- I want one.
- ♪ This is day one ♪
♪ Turn the music on, hear the drummers drum ♪
♪ Reach up, put 'em high, so alive ♪
♪ This is day one ♪
♪ One, one ♪
♪ This is day one ♪
- I missed out on so many moments
in the past eight months.
Holding these babies right now...I'm speechless.
Oh, my God, they're adorable. This is the best surprise ever.
- ♪ This is day one ♪
- The roomies--we are family.
We've had unbelievable ups and downs
and the last ten years have been
a rollercoaster ride
that you never want to get off, you know?
And I hope I never do.
- You guys are so cute together.
- I want one.
- Aww. - You're gonna get one.
- Once they leave here, they're gonna have sexuals
because they definitely want a meatball of their own.
- They're both such good babies.
- Aww... - Yeah.
- You still have the price tag on him.
- [singing "Circle of Life"]
- You're with the boys right now.
What up, my dude, chillin'? No doubt.
A'ight, 'sup.
- Oh, my God, it's three guidos...
- And two babies. You guys have girlfriends yet?
- No? You guys ever been to the Boardwalk?
Go get some thotties, fellas. - Yeah.
We'll teach you those things when you get a little older.
- Say, "Yeah, buddy."
Yeah, buddy--with a little fist pump.
- Isn't he so cute?
- How do you pack the babies? You just...
- Yeah, do you have a suitcase for them?
- Yeah. - That they fit in?
- They'll fit in--they're good for carry on
until two years old. - Oh [bleep], I didn't pack.
- Wanna go upstairs in Mommy's room?
- Y'all got the life.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Before we leave, guys, I just wanna say a special
thank you to all you guys for all the love and support.
And you really made me feel like The Situation is back.
- Hug it out, guys. - Whoo!
- The family is whole again!
[all cheering]
- We got a Situation.
- Our time in Manalapan was extra special
because we really all came together
for the return of Mike.
- You're heavy, baby.
- But now I gotta get back to Vegas.
I have another Chippendales residency.
- Mom life!
- The girls gotta go back to their kids,
but Angelina's wedding is coming up.
That's gonna be a [bleep] show
and I can't wait to get the g*ng back together.
- I don't know where to put this.
Thank you! - Mom Life ,.
Tell Chris I said, "What's up!"
- Back to normal, getting ready for the wedding, like,
we're going to New Orleans for my bachelorette
which I'm so excited to go. It's actually happening.
- Bye! - Deena, thanks for coming!
- Love you! - Love you!
Love you guys!
- Love you, bye! - So long!
- Manalapan, out.
- ♪ I got three for the road ♪
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God!
- Are we friends now?
I mean, Jenni is jealous over everything.
Like, if she knew what was going on...
she would k*ll both of you.
- I saw you guys dancing at Dre's and...
- You saw it! - He grabbed you.
- Angelina's trying to turn it into something,
like, he grabbed her.
- Oh, God.
- I would've saw her kissing him.
- You know I didn't kiss her boyfriend.
- We could all go around like a hamster wheel
about what really happened, but the only thing
we can figure it out is when it comes out.
- Jenni's super pissed. She's not talking to Angelina.
I think she was supposed to be a bridesmaid.
Like, this is a disaster.
- I'm trying to, like, pack for New Orleans.
- I know after the episode Jenni was hurt.
- I don't know if she's coming.
- Did this girl ever give a [bleep] about my feelings?
I don't give a [bleep] about hers.
[car horns honking] - Oh, yeah!
- Girls are headed to New Orleans.
It's the perfect opportunity for a boys weekend in Vegas.
- He's back!
[hip-hop music]
- ♪ Around here, every day is a gamble ♪
♪ How much do they expect us to handle? ♪
- Did you ever think you were gonna be a Chippendale?
- I didn't even know what Chippendales was
until they asked me.
Right now I'm in Vegas doing my second Chippendales residency.
[audience cheering]
♪ ♪
So me and Pauly hang out with each other
when we're both in Vegas.
- Yo, this barbershop open or what?
- Yo! - My boy, Pauly?
- How are you, man?
- And right now there's a lot to catch up on.
- Yo, you seen all this drama?
- Don't even get me started with that.
After watching the episode in Vegas,
it kind of took everybody by surprise.
You know, I was there that night,
but after watching it, I was actually,
kind of--I think the whole world was shocked.
Including Jenni.
After seeing it with her own eyes,
Jenni got mad and reacted in a pretty crazy way.
First with Angelina.
And then with .
I feel super bad for Jenni.
She's been through so much--the divorce, her kids,
and now to deal with, like, some other public breakup.
Like, Jenni doesn't need that right now.
- What a mess.
It's always next level something with us.
- Every time I open my phone, there's something new.
- Social media, man.
"JWOWW drops boyfriend for flirting with Angelina.
Won't stand for disrespect."
- Let me see.
"JWOWW's done with her BF after the latest
'Jersey Shore Family Vacation'episode
which revealed he got handsy with Angelina in Vegas."
- Damn.
[knocking]
- Hey, boo. - Hi.
I'm stopping by Nicole's
to catch up on all the [bleep] drama
that's transpired since the episode aired.
My life's falling apart. How are you doing?
- Oh, my God. [knocking]
- Oh, hello.
- Welcome to the Polizzi-LaValle house.
- [sighs] What goes on?
- You know, nice to watch the episode.
It broke my heart.
- I feel like your world got turned upside down.
- I was literally sitting in my living room blindsided.
There wasn't even an inkling
of knowing that that's how it happened.
- "JWOWW had no idea what went down
because she was basically passed out nearby."
- But also, we don't know what Zack told Jenni
that had happened 'cause this just...
- Oh yeah, he probably said it was all Angelina.
- She just watched the episode, okay?
So for five months that it didn't air,
he's probably singing her a different story.
- The way everybody described it was so different than I saw.
Like, I watched it and I was like, "Whoa."
- You and me both.
As I'm watching this episode unfold,
I'm looking at how inebriated and intoxicated I am.
Then I'm looking at my boyfriend
who's not helping me whatsoever,
and actually making the whole situation worse
by touching Angelina inappropriately.
I deserved better than that that night and it's something
that...ever since watching, I can't get over.
- When I was watching it, I--I was like, all right,
why isn't he bringing her to the hotel room?
- Believe you and me, like, he got his.
- After seeing the show... - Yeah.
- The elevator [bleep] was a little weird to me.
- I agree.
- I said, "All you needed to do
to piss me off was the elevator.
- I feel bad.
Listen, she's just coming from a divorce,
she obviously loves this guy,
he just moved in, he's met the kid.
- So she probably feels... - She feels betrayed.
- So stupid. - Yeah.
- Like, I'm mortified.
- I feel like you feel more embarrassed, too.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- It's very embarrassing and it sucks.
- At this moment right now, like, I'm not speaking to Zack.
After watching that episode,
I had to ask Zack to leave. Like, he had to go home.
He put a huge wedge in between me and my friends.
Like, it caused a w*r.
The worst part is Point Pleasant.
- Yeah.
- Like, I got in a [bleep] screaming match.
- [bleep] - [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
- Please, stop.
- I swear to [bleep] Christ, b*tch.
- Enough! Enough! Enough! - Swear to [bleep] Christ!
- Over something that I should never have gotten
in a screaming match over.
- It was squashed after Point Pleasant
until you saw what-- really what happened.
- After the episode aired,
I decided to make a post on Instagram.
I didn't know how to process it and deal with it
and that caused, like, a really bad snowball.
And with me and Angelina.
[chirp]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- She's mad at him, not at you. - That's what I'm saying.
He totally crossed the line with her.
If that was me and I was dating ,
I would dump his a*s and I would never talk to him again.
Right now, me and Jenni's relationship
is not good at all.
When the episode aired,
things just hit the fan. Really bad.
So why, right now, is she tweeting all this [bleep]?
- She had to finally see it.
- But then she finally sees it now and now she's mad at me
when I told her so many months ago?
- So where--where we at now?
Jenni's pissed. - Yeah, I know.
Jenni's super pissed. She's not talking to Angelina.
I think she's supposed to be a bridesmaid.
Like, this is a disaster.
- This is why I can't go to her shower.
- I have my store event that I planned--
I planned like three months ago, so...
- Well, I'll be there. I'll go.
- There's a lot of stuff coming up.
We've got Angelina's wedding,
we got bachelorette, we got the bridal shower...
- I think maybe you do need to sit down and talk to her.
- The thing with Angelina is that, like,
when it comes to drama,
she has a really hard time moving forward.
It's her time.
I don't wanna take away her time and be like,
"My unresolved issues."
- Did this girl ever give a [bleep] about my feelings?
She never gave a [bleep] about my feelings.
I don't give a [bleep] about hers 'cause guess what?
This is our wedding time and I'm not dealing with this.
Right now, the way Jenni's treating me,
I don't know if I want her
to actually be my bridesmaid anymore.
Let me tell you something, I will literally make sure
that I make her life a living hell.
I'm not kidding right now. This is my [bleep] wedding.
[whimpering]
[dramatic music]
- ♪ Money over everything ♪
♪ Money over everything ♪
- ♪ Yeah, this is how we do it ♪
- ♪ Money over everything ♪
♪ Money over everything ♪
- ♪ Get it for my whole crew ♪
- The crazy [bleep] is that Angelina was having
her bachelorette party in New Orleans.
All the girls are going. - I know.
- I don't know what's gonna happen now.
- I know. - Speaking of...
Are we having a boys weekend in Vegas?
- We should do that. - We need MVP.
- [laughs] Where Mike at? - We need Mike out here.
While the girls are having this
Angelina bachelorette party
that we weren't even invited to...
- Girls only!
- What are they gonna do, go to bed at
A bunch of moms down there. - [laughs]
Let's have our own guys weekend.
- Yo, what's up, my dude?
- What up my dude?
- I'm just sitting here with the V and the P.
We're missing the M for the MVP.
- Oh, damn, what y'all up to?
- So, you know how the girls
are doing this big bachelorette party
in New Orleans and stuff for Angelina's wedding?
- Yeah, I heard about that.
- Well...we need to have a guys weekend
out here in Las Vegas like some
Thot-chella . stuff like last time.
- I feel like I'm in "The Matrix" right now,
dodging all the thotties.
Oh, oh, big daddy Sitch.
- We know you decorate Thot-chella pretty well.
- Mm-hmm.
- I do, I do, The wife can trust me ,%.
- A'ight, cool, I'm with it. MVP is back baby.
[dramatic pop music]
- ♪ Throw me a line, throw me a line ♪
♪ I'm sinking inside, just give me a sign ♪
♪ I'm drowning without you ♪
♪ Yeah, every time I dream I dream of you ♪
- Hola. - You look so pretty.
- Today's my bridal shower.
I'm going to the beauty suite to get my hair done.
- So what are we gonna do?
Oh, you did the extensions,I see.
- It's basically the wedding before the wedding.
- Like, .
Just like my close friends and family, you know?
Like, the people that I care, like, the most about.
And if people don't--if somebody doesn't show up,
then that's on them.
I'm gonna have a peaceful day,
fun, fun, fun and that is it.
No drama.
I don't wanna have to turn bridezilla on people's asses.
- ♪ All her friends with it, true, true ♪
♪ Got a thang, true, true ♪
♪ Got a clique, true, true ♪
♪ Jersey boys do it, true, true ♪
♪ ♪
- Hello! - Hey, how are you?
My name's Alana. - Hi.
Today I am going to Angelina's bridal shower.
Hi, I'm Deena. - I'm Erica, nice to meet you.
But the problem is--I'm looking at the time, I'm like,
"Oh, it's a little late. Where is Angelina?"
- Come on, we're late.
How you gonna be late for your own bridal shower?
- Hi, babe.
We're minutes late already
for the bridal shower and Chris is like,
"Come on, we gotta hurry up."
And I'm like, "All right, relax."
Here I am.
- Ooh. - Do you like it?
- I love it. - We're late.
We're very late, actually.
Oh, my God, I'm stepping on my dress!
[bleep] Hurry up!
I knew I was gonna be this late, I knew it.
Which way do I go? Do I get on the highway?
Where do I go? Do I get off here?
- Um... - Come on, Chris.
- We're almost there.
We're fine. It's seven minutes.
- All right, we're here.
- You gotta open the back trunk.
- I am, I am!
- All right. - Come on. Good-bye!
I can't believe it.
My bridal shower is happening right now.
We're here.
Hi, everyone!
[all cheering]
I'm ready to go and just have positive vibes.
It's gorgeous, I feel like a million bucks.
- Beautiful, I love this. - Thank you for coming.
I look sick--my whole dress, I love it.
That's my mom and my grandma.
- I love you. - Thank you so much.
- Well cheers, to you.
- Cheers, thanks for coming. - Of course.
- Deena--we just have, like, a bond now,
and I feel like our relationship
is growing and growing and growing.
So for her to be at my bridal shower means a lot to me.
You're the only one that came for me, Dee.
Jenni, on the other hand, I knew she was not gonna show up.
Not surprised.
And, you know what, I don't give a [bleep].
- Well you know Nicole had that thing.
- Well, yeah...
- She wouldn't have came anyway.
- I don't know.
- You need to talk to her. I don't know.
- Is Jenni not in it anymore? - That, I don't know.
- I don't want a-- I don't want drama.
I really don't.
- So don't allow it to consume you.
- And now, my friggin' maid of honor--
we got into a blowout.
- Who? - Janine.
This is my best friend, guys.
- Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi!
- Nice to meet you.
- So my sister's my maid of honor now.
My friendship with Janine is over.
I feel bad, but...damn.
It's just so unfortunate.
I've been friends with her since I'm two.
I'm gonna try not to let it, like--'cause you know what?
At the end of the day, can only control me.
It's sad, it's unfortunate, but sometimes they say,
with a big life milestone,
you always wind up losing a friend.
It's my day, it's fine. - Yeah, it's your day.
- As long as you're here, Dee, that's all that matters.
- Cheers to Angelina and your friggin' bridal shower.
- Cheers. Thank you.
- Everywhere this girl goes...
there's drama. It follows her.
- Chris, where you going?
- I'm gonna get out of here. - Where you going?
- I'm going to the strip club.
- I'll [bleep] you up right now.
- I'm just hoping and praying
that when the wedding does come,
everybody shows up, everyone leaves the drama at home,
including Angelina because
she has a very hard time letting go of drama.
And she could be the one to ruin her own special day.
- Get the hell out of here. Good-bye.
Let me have my day. [bleep] off.
- ♪ Beep, beep, back it up, what ♪
♪ Lay it down like a cement trunk, what ♪
♪ Standing in the back, back like an umpire ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm actually saying this,
but today me and Vinny are going to lunch.
I really want some advice from him.
- Aww. - How are you?
- Don't touch me. - That was so awkward.
Okay, I go into Chris's Instagram.
- You went into his Instagram? - Yes.
- Why--you're psycho. - It gets even crazier.
Somebody writes to Chris and says,
"Bro, why did you leave?
There's--I got other girls coming.
Why did you go?"
And I write back, I write,
"What do you mean? I don't even know what
you're talkin' about, pretending I'm Chris.
He's like, "Bro, what are you talking about?
You were at the strip club."
So lo and behold, he went to a strip club behind my back.
- Okay, so at that point, you said...
- So I texted him.
I say, "Chris, I know you went to a strip club."
He goes, "You're full of [bleep],
you're a psycho." He lied to me.
- Okay, Angelina.
Let me remind you that you came to a Chippendales show
and you showed a stripper your vag*na.
Chris could've left you for that,
so that's not something to, like,
get your panties that you don't wear up in a bunch.
I'm here to help her as much as I can,
but at the same time,
this is, like, too much for me right now.
That's what guys do.
- I took my ring off and put it in my clutch.
I'm like, I'm done.
- It's Angelina. Like, [bleep] is crazy
even at lunch eating a salad.
You are like a walking ball of drama.
- ♪ I don't know if this is right, but ♪
♪ ♪
- Nicole, I'm here! - Hi!
It's like a mess.
I'm trying to, like, pack for New Orleans.
Let's see what you brought.
- Whole bunch of stuff. - Aww, these are cute!
- Yeah, so, like, cute stuff.
- Classy. Oh, this is cute.
- And just, like, a whole bunch of stuff to decorate.
- Oh, yeah, for the room. - For the room.
We're gonna be doing a ghost tour.
- Scary! I need to be drunk for that,
'cause I feel spirits all the time.
- I went to New Orleans for my bachelorette.
And I had so much fun,
so I feel like I can take lead of this trip
and just show everybody the ropes.
- Is it just us three? - I'm not sure.
[laughter]
You know, I know after the episode,
Jenni was hurt and I would be, too.
I had no idea it was as bad as it was.
- Oh, what actually happened? - Yeah.
- Yeah--didn't look great. - No.
- Like she literally just got over her divorce and,
like, getting into a nice headspace
and then she has to go through this.
- Things have gotten so bad for Jenni
with everything that has gone on.
I feel like if anyone needed a vacation, it's Jenni.
- I don't know if she's coming. She's really upset.
- You know, so I did talk to Angelina
at the bridal shower, and I think they need to talk
and...I think me and you just need to stay
[bleep] far away from it.
- I'm not saying a [bleep] word anymore.
- There's more. - What?
- Jenni. The Jenni and drama.
Is Jenni coming to my friggin' wedding?
Is she gonna be my bridesmaid or is she not?
I don't know what's going on with that.
- I have no idea.
- Now all of a sudden she hates me?
Like, come on, dude.
Like, is this all Angelina's fault again?
- I don't think there was any malicious intention
on either of their side.
I honestly think it's, like, a misunderstanding.
It's bad timing because your wedding is around the corner.
I don't know what's gonna happen
at your wedding, I really don't.
I don't know where you guys are gonna be at at that time.
- I don't know.
It's, like, three weeks away, not even.
My bachelorette party-- she's not gonna show up.
- Maybe she's not.
- I'm gonna be honest with you, like, am I gonna get over it?
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm gonna get over it.
- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Boys will come get me ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Windows down and I'm doin' about ♪
♪ Get on the bus ♪
- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you?
- I'm good.
I'm really hoping I'm gonna be able
to get through to Jenni today.
[gasps] - [laughs]
- Oh, my God, you creep.
Because Angelina's bachelorette
is literally, like, tomorrow,
so this is the last shot
to see if she will come to New Orleans with us.
- What's going on, girl?
- Trying to get everything together
for Angelina's bachelorette.
Have you talked to her about it?
I just want everybody to be friggin' happy and peaceful.
Thank you. Ooh, pretty.
It's all I want.
It just blows my mind 'cause you did so much
for the wedding.
She hasn't contacted you at all?
- No. - I think she just has an issue
with, like, relationships in general,
'cause her maid of honor,
like--no longer her maid of honor
'cause she got into a fight with her.
- Wait, what? - Yeah.
- The maid of honor that we were with?
- Cheers to Angeliners!
- I'm driving. - [laughs]
- Why? What could be so damaging?
- They got into a fight.
- But, like, you know as well as I do,
you get into fights. We work through them.
- Right, but I feel like, with her...
but I think the problem is
she doesn't know how to resolve issues.
She just...she fights with her friends.
How was she at her bridal shower?
- She brought up the bachelorette.
She was like, "Do you think that Jenni's gonna come?"
And I was like, "Honestly, I don't know."
As you know, it's coming up, like, this weekend.
I think she really would actually want
you to be at the bachelorette.
I think she wants you in the wedding,
I think she just doesn't know how to express it.
So I'm thinking, the bachelorette
is this weekend.
Maybe don't even tell her you're coming
and come and maybe... - With who?
- Me and you will go together.
Nicole will bring her. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, and then maybe you help me decorate
and then kind of surprise her that you're there
and just be like, you know...
- Oh, my God. I just caught anxiety.
- I think she wants you there.
I think both of you are too...
- My pride... - Pride-driven to say it.
It would show that your heart's in the right place
and you are opened to mending the relationship with her.
- I don't know how Deena did it,
but she [bleep] convinced me
and we are going to head to New Orleans.
- Nicole's gonna die when she knows you're coming.
- Don't tell her. You wanna surprise her?
- All right, yeah, let's not tell Nicole
and let's not tell Angeliner.
Jenni and Angelina--
they just haven't really expressed anything to each other
besides maybe a little through text message
and text message can get so warped.
So I just feel like the best thing would be to surprise
Angelina with Jenni. Face to face, people.
No text messages. Let's go old school.
Oh, I'm so happy you're coming. This coffee date was a success.
- Yeah.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- Hi! - Hey!
- What are you doing? - I'm working from home today.
- Oh, thank God.
I didn't know what your schedule was like.
You're so busy. I'm just calling to ask you,
since I've had some unfortunate circumstances come up,
I would love for you to be one of my bridesmaids.
- Oh, my God! Absolutely.
- Oh, my God, I love you.
I have to make decisions because at the end of the day,
like, me and Jenni always have that
agree-to-disagree relationship
and it's never gonna get any better.
I love you. I'm really happy that
you're in because I need my close friends next to me.
- You got one right here.
- So I'm replacing Jenni as a bridesmaid.
I love you.
It is my party at the end of the day
and I really don't wanna continue this [bleep].
I'll see you soon, okay?
- Okay, bye. - All right, bye.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- ♪ Had to change up, had to change up ♪
♪ Had to change up, had to change up ♪
♪ I done came up, I done came up ♪
- Boys weekend! Las Vegas.
Yeah, buddy.
Hey, there's my guy.
- What's up, my dude? - [laughs] What's up?
- What's up? - How you livin' man?
- Lookin' good, brother. Good to see you.
- How was your flight? Good? - Aw, it was good, man, yeah.
The girls are headed to New Orleans right now
and the boys weren't even invited.
It's the perfect opportunity
for a boys weekend in Vegas.
- So we gotta go get this dude. - Where's he at?
- So he's at Chippendales right now, rehearsing.
- Damn. - You seen the recent tabloids?
- Yeah, man--it's bizarre. - TMZ's been lit.
Ron and Jen's relationship is insane.
I see one tabloid he was with her, everything was cool.
They were on Rodeo Drive,
got an interview that everything was fine.
- And it turned into a disaster.
- Yeah, cut to the biggest blowout I have ever seen.
[sirens wail]
- I haven't talked to him, so I don't know.
I'm just trying to give him his space.
I know he's dealing with stuff.
- Yeah, I would love to talk to him when he gets a chance,
just to see where his head's at.
- At this point, Ronnie needs to separate himself
from all the negativity.
It's tough to have the conversation with him,
'cause he probably feels a little bit of a shame
because we've always been telling him
about this girl--to stay away.
He doesn't wanna hear that no more.
- I just want to let him know that we support him as brothers
and there's no shame in that at all.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- New Orleans! Girl trip.
Let's do it! - It's gonna be a good one.
I was not expecting to be in New Orleans and I'm here.
- So we'll go to the hotel room and we'll decorate.
- I'm here to surprise Angelina.
After the episode aired, I reacted really negatively
at her on Instagram and Twitter.
So I feel the need to apologize.
It is not easy for me,
but I'm going to give it my best efforts.
- I think Angelina will be happy that you're here.
- Did you hear about all this? Jenni just broke up with .
- Yeah, I did. - I feel bad for Jenni because,
listen, she just came from this divorce
and now she has this guy she feels betrayed her.
She let him all the way in. It's just sad, you know?
- Jenni doesn't do anything half-a*s.
- No.
- You know what I'm saying? If she brings you
in the equation, there's--it means something.
- Mm-hmm. - And I think he let her down.
- I feel like you coming is definitely
a step in the right direction in showing that
your guard's down and open,
you know, for reconciliation.
- The last time I saw Angelina
was when we surprised her with the New Orleans trip.
all: Bachelorette party!
Like, we were great, we were Gucci, fine.
I was excited. And now I'm curious to see
if we can ever get back in a good place.
- Let's try and put that behind us
for this weekend so we all have fun.
- It's like a series of unfortunate events.
Let's close that [bleep]. Start new.
I'm anxious just for that first moment.
- Oy vey.
- You ready?
- Yes, sir, let's get this little keto stripper.
- What was his stage name, by the way?
- I think it was Keto Torpedo. - Yeah.
[laughter]
- He's right there. - Where's my boyfriend?
- Yo! - [laughs]
Are we crashing rehearsal? - Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna leave you guys out here.
I'm gonna show them the back. - Carry on, fellas.
- This is my locker right here, see?
- Wow. Wow. - That's my name.
This is the almighty [bleep] sock.
- That's your [bleep] sock? - Yeah.
- Yo, how come your [bleep] sock is so small?
- Right here. [laughter]
- Are there sizes or no?
- It has to be snug. It has to be, like, a slim fit.
- Damn, Keto Torpedo knows all.
I mean, you know you are a world class stripper
when you have a [bleep] sock.
He is truly dancing his best life.
- Damn. - The girls are in--
the girls are in [bleep] New Orleans right now?
- Yeah, boys weekend. - Yes.
- What are we doing? We turning up?
- Thot-chella. - We turning up, man.
Listen, I may even cheat on my diet tonight.
- Get out of here. - I'm serious.
- You're gonna cheat? On your diet?
- I didn't know I was gonna see you cheat.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Bachelorette weekend, b*tch!
- I am so excited for my bachelorette.
No drama. - Chug.
- Yes. - [indistinct], b*tch.
- I feel like it's gonna be good for me
to have a change of scenery.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, look! - What?
- That's our hotel, that's our hotel.
- Is it? We're at Harrah's? - Yes.
Yes--look at it, it's all lit up, yay!
- Hello, welcome. - Hi!
We are here for a bachelorette party.
- Fantastic!
- And then I also had, um,
balloons and decorations delivered.
- Here's your keys. Let me grab your balloons
for you, all right? - Okay, perfect.
Now that I'm a mom, I am very organized.
I get [bleep] done and I make sure everything's gonna
be at the right place at the right time.
The old Deena would've been, like, trying to get balloons
on the plane, trying to get all the [bleep] together.
Like, no.
They don't even fit through the door.
I don't wanna lose anymore! [groans]
- Ooh, look at how pretty... [balloon pops]
[both scream] Come on!
These are for everybody.
I want to put some balloons in this room as well.
Ooh, Mardi-Gras beads! - Whoo! Show me your boobies.
- Aww, I love that.
All right, I think it looks good, J.
- I think you did a phenomenal job.
- I think we k*lled it.
- Everything looks perfect.
It's exactly how I imagined it would look.
So now it's time to have a drink.
- What's on the agenda for tonight?
- I got us a bottle at Bourbon Heat.
It's a club on the strip. - Ooh.
- So what's going on with you and ?
I just want to see how Jenni really is,
'cause Jenni's very hard on the outside,
but very, very, soft on the inside.
So I know Jenni is definitely sad right now.
- I literally told him, like, "You caused all this.
"Like, I told you not to, like, be stupid.
You thought you were cool and you were stupid."
And I don't know how to, like, get over that
when I look at him.
- I know, so when you look at him you just see...
- Yeah. - This past, like, month.
- And the worst part about it,
like, he never showed that side for five months.
- Hello, my love.
- ♪ I'm fading down, spinning round ♪
♪ Round and round, I'm falling down ♪
- So in five months I built, like,
a really strong relationship with him.
And I look at that and I'm like,
"Who the [bleep] is that?"
Like, this is a huge issue and it's just, like,
you don't--you don't want to trust anyone after that.
Because, like, that, really--that hurt.
So, yeah, after watching that episode.
"Zack, you have to go." Like, this is it, this is done.
Like, we're not continuing this.
Let's hope something goes right.
- Yeah, let's hope.
- ♪ That's okay ♪
♪ I'll take it, take it, take it ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ ♪
♪ That's okay ♪
♪ I'll take it, take it, take it ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
- Whoo! - They're here.
- I don't wanna do this.
Now I want to poop my pants.
- I just have to say,
I didn't decorate this by myself.
I did have help. - Who?
- This could go wrong in so many ways.
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
[car horn honking] - Oh, yeah!
I'm excited for Thot-chella and having my two boys out here.
together: Hell, yeah.
- MVP in the building.
Remember the last time, Thot-chella?
We had those--where those girls kept twerking.
- Oh God, I was trying to dodge them thotties hard.
- You wanna play?
- No, no, no, no, no. I'm engaged.
Not today, Satan.
And Ronnie, hopefully he reaches out soon.
- Yeah, I hope he's okay. - Yeah.
♪ ♪
[men sing indistinctly]
- I don't know if I'm making it better or worse.
- I think you're making it worse.
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I planned this trip.
I got everything planned, I got balloons,
I got streamers.
Everything you can imagine, I got,
including the party bus for when the girls arrive.
[line trilling]
I wanna make sure everything's
perfect for Angelina
and I just want her to know, like,
"Girl, we love you."
- Hi, Nene's Party Bus. - Hi, Nene, it's Deena.
- Hi, Deena!
- I just wanted to make sure you remember music, champagne...
- Let's get this party started.
- Yes and we just want this weekend to be perfect.
- All right, welcome to New Orleans.
- All right. Bye, Nene! - Thanks, Nene!
- I should really just be a party planner.
- Let's get ready to party!
Whoo-hoo! bachelorette party.
- My bachelorette party is kicking off right now,
and I'm excited because I have been so stressed out
about the wedding and the Jenni drama.
Like, you know what? I need this right now.
I can't even [bleep] deal with it.
- Hi, welcome to the party bus! Welcome to New Orleans.
- Hi, how are you?
- Got you a party bus, b*tch. - Let's party, whoo!
- Moms night out!
Welcome to your party bus. - I love it!
- Do you love it? And there's a stripper pole.
- Thanks, Nicole.
- Where's the liquor? - Oh, my God.
- Nene's party bus is friggin' perfect.
There's a stripper pole, we have alcohol,
there's balloons, it's like all decorated.
I feel like Angeliner loves it.
Cheers to your bachelorette.
- Ew, I'm getting married, ew. - Good luck.
- [bleep] my life.
- I am here to be on bridesmaid's duty.
Angeliner has to have a great time
and if she gets wasted and [bleep] her pants...
- I [bleep] in my pants.
- Open the door, I'm gonna throw up.
- [shrieks]
I mean, I'll just go mommy mode and I guess I'll wipe her butt.
- Oh, my God...
Why is it so bumpy in New Orleans?
- New Orleans, New Orleans. - Oh, wait, New Orleans.
- Why is it called NOLA? - I don't know.
- I don't get where the NOLA comes from.
- Wait...New--New Orleans...
- What the hell is NOLA? New Orleans, NOLA.
[crickets chirping]
- Where's my [bleep] phone? I gotta see.
[bleep] my life. NOLA.
- I guess it's like, NOLA is two words in one?
I don't know, I don't like it. Just say New Orleans.
- My God, do they have accents here?
Like, "Hey, 'y'all?"
[laughter]
This bus is haunted, Nene!
- It's starting.
- That's [bleep] Voodoo [bleep].
- It's starting. [laughter]
[upbeat music]
- All right, just don't tell the wifey
that I cheated tonight. [laughter]
- We're going to one of our favorite places in Vegas,
Casa Di Amore.
and the last time we were here, we didn't have Mike with us.
Mike was in jail and we were upset about it,
so we're like, "Yo, we need to re-do
that dinner and have it with Mike now."
- MVP has reassembled. - Yep.
- All right, it's only right that we have a feast.
- Absolutely.
- We all know BDS is not a cheater,
but because this is such a special occasion, okay,
I'm definitely going to be cheating tonight.
Cheating on my diet.
- We're gonna do the fried... both: Calamari.
- Can I try the baked clams as well?
- Okay.
- Also I'd like to try that special with the pasta.
I have to add some sort of chicken cutlet in here, okay?
Don't forget the diet soda.
And we will be ordering dessert.
- [chuckles] I like his style! I missed this guy.
He's back!
[all cheering]
Mike "The Situation"!
He graduated college! - Hey, oh!
- Whoa, what is that? Is that a [bleep]?
- No, that's abs.
- Oh. [laughs]
- Why do you want a [bleep] so bad?
- What is that? That doesn't look normal.
- That does look like a [bleep].
- See? Dude.
- That's just like a blow-up doll.
- You blow it up there.
- I'm not doing it.
- Blow it up, p*nis girl. - Oh, my God. This is sick.
Why would they put it on the [bleep]?
- [laughs] That's the whole point.
- Are we going out tonight?
- Yeah. - [bleep] my life.
- It's your bachelorette. - Just me, you, and Deener?
- Me, you, and Deener. - All right.
I wish me and Jenni
were in a better place, but at this point,
if Jenni was here, there would probably be drama,
so it's probably better off that she didn't show up.
- I hope Deener's drinking.
- You gonna FaceTime her
or just call her? - Call her.
[phone ringing]
- Wait a second. Nicole is calling.
- [gasps] - Shh.
- [indistinct whispering] - Hello?
- Hi!
Hey Deeners. - How's the party bus?
- Oh, my God, Dee, you didn't have to go all out for me.
I love the party bus. It's sick.
- Good. How long until you get here?
- I feel like a couple minutes.
- All right, perfect. Hurry up!
- All right, love you, bye.
- Love you, bye.
- I'm gonna throw up.
Angelina and Nicole landed and now I wanna poop my pants.
I don't even know how to [bleep] wing this right now.
- Just...basically just explain to her that you're here for her
and, you know, speak from the heart.
- I have , scenarios going through my head,
but I really don't see one being positive.
Stop or I'll [bleep] you up.
[screaming]
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] - Enough!
- I swear to [bleep] Christ... - Enough, enough!
[all exclaiming]
- I'm gonna be here forever.
- You wanna get your [bleep] a*s beat,
you [bleep], you can stay and get your a*s beat.
You can stay and get your [bleep] a*s beat.
- Okay. - You can stay
and get your [bleep] a*s beat. - All right.
- Let's take one shot. - Okay.
You really pulled my [bleep] arm on that one.
- Well, I feel like you need it more than I do.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo.
They're here.
- Do I hide? - Yeah, yeah.
- I don't wanna do this. - You're gonna be okay.
♪ ♪
- I do, honestly--honest to God, want to be here for her
because I actually do care about Angelina.
Now that she's just, like, moments away, I'm nervous.
I feel my adrenaline going and I can't shut it off.
- Let's go see Deener!
♪ ♪
- Welcome! [all exclaiming]
Welcome to your bachelorette party.
- It's not like I'm, like, the hot stripper
popping out of a cake
to surprise someone on their bachelorette.
Nope, I'm gonna be like, "Hey, girl, surprise.
Your best friend's here."
- I just have to say,
I didn't decorate this by myself.
I did have help. - Who?
- Like, this could go wrong so many ways.
- Who's here?
- ♪ Are you a believer? Close your eyes ♪
- No [bleep] way!
- Knock, knock.
Truthfully, I did not come down here to start drama.
- So I know it's supposed to be boys weekend,
but I wanna crash Angelina's bachelorette party
in New Orleans with the fellas.
- Why do you have the [bleep] camera on me?
Put it down like, [bleep], for five minutes.
- Angelina! - Angelina!
- I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna [bleep] go home.