03x22 - Crash the Bachelorette

[bunniefuu]

- Jenni's super pissed. She's not talking to Angelina.

I think she was supposed to be a bridesmaid.

Like, this is a disaster.

- I'm trying to, like, pack for New Orleans.

- I know after the episode, Jenni was hurt.

- I don't know if she's coming.

- Did this girl ever give a [bleep] about my feelings?

I don't give a [bleep] about hers.

[honks horn] - Oh, yeah!

The girls are headed to New Orleans.

It's the perfect opportunity

for a boys' weekend in Vegas.

- He's back!

- The bachelorette is this weekend.

Maybe you come with me.

They're here. - I don't wanna do this.

- So I just have to say, I didn't decorate this by myself.

I did have help.

- [gasps] - Who?

- Yeah, I wanna poop my pants.

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- ♪ Maybe I'll just come over ♪

♪ Maybe I'll ask your name ♪

♪ Think we'll go good together ♪

♪ Hope that you feel the same ♪

♪ Maybe we could talk about it ♪

- [bleep]

- Harrah's Resort. Whoo!

- Wow, it's huge!

- Bye, Nini. Thank you so much.

- All right, we'll see you in a little bit.

We're gonna [bleep] [bleep] up. - Bye, Nini.

- Can I drive the bus later?

- Holy [bleep].

- Whoo.

- Honestly, I'm really excited for this trip.

I've never been to New Orleans.

I wish Jenni was coming, but it's fine.

You know, we're here for Angelina

to celebrate her and her wedding.

So it's gonna be a [bleep] good time.

- They're here.

- Do I hide? - Yeah, yeah.

- I don't wanna do this.

- You're gonna be okay.

[anxious music]

- All right, girl.

Let's go see Deener.

- I'm really excited.

Can't wait to see what Deena has planned for me.

- k*ller. - Cool.

[all cheering] - Oh, you look hot.

Why's everyone skinny, and I'm fat?

- Welcome, welcome.

Hi! - Oh, it smells so good.

- Oh, my God, it's so cute. - Hi!

- Oh, my God. - Come in, come in.

- Welcome to your bachelorette party.

- I love this.

- I'm freaking the [bleep] out.

What do I say? What do I do?

Do I hide? Do I not hide?

Do I just open the door?

- I just have to say,

I didn't decorate this by myself.

I did have help.

- [gasps] - Who?

♪ ♪

- I didn't decorate this by myself.

- Who's here?

- I did have help.

♪ ♪

- Wow! - Oh, my God!

No [bleep] way!

- Hey, girl. Surprise.

Your best friend's here.

- You came!

Oh, my God!

- I can't. - Oh, my God.

- I'm dead. - Thank [bleep] Christ.

- Holy [bleep].

Like, she's here.

I'm so happy to see her, but also, like...

Mmm.

Like, is she here to talk to me?

Is she here to start drama?

What is Jenni here for exactly?

- You as*h*le. You literally didn't tell me?

I'm sorry. - What, why?

So you can get drunk on the plane and tell Angelineer?

- What a b*tch.

[laughs]

You had no idea?

- No. - She had no idea.

I was-- we were not gonna tell her.

- I told her already. - She gets drunk, and she goes,

"I gotta tell you something--" - I hardly drank!

- Right.

-♪ We be fly for nothing ♪

♪ Walk into the club ♪

♪ We be fly for nothing ♪

♪ We be fly for nothing ♪

♪ We be fly for nothing ♪

♪ We be fly for nothing ♪

- It is so awesome to really sit down

and break bread with you guys.

I'm serious, like... - It is.

- Like... - Happy to have you back man.

- The girls are having this Angelina bachelorette party

in New Orleans.

Let's have our own guys' weekend.

Mike's in town.

We're going to one of our favorite places in Vegas,

Casa di Amore.

- Oh, my God. It's happening.

- Yeah.

- Pesto. - Ooh.

- For me. Thank you very much.

- And a cutlet.

- Oh, goodness.

- Oh, my goodness. - This is gonna be awesome.

- Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Look at all this food.

This is a feast right here, boys.

Definitely didn't have food like this in prison.

Oh, my God, I'm having trouble breathing.

I'm having trouble breathing.

Fettuccini right here is giving me the sweats.

[lively music]

Cheat day, man.

VDS is shredded right now,

but I'm still living my best life with my foods.

Yeah, I'm full right now.

But I left some room.

I left some room for dessert.

- There's always room for chocolate.

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you happy? - Yeah.

- It's a good surprise?

- Yes, I didn't want any problems.

- All right, I wasn't sure.

I was hoping it was gonna be a good surprise.

- It really does suck

being in the middle of Angelina and Jenni's drama,

but I'm hoping me getting Jenni to come

will kinda, like, mend fences,

and we can all just live happily ever after.

- I don't want the drama. I'm not about that.

- She doesn't either. This is your weekend.

She wanted to be here for you and just you,

not for the drama.

- Knock knock.

[tense music]

- I don't wanna start, but looks like we're gonna do this,

so let's [bleep] get it over with.

Nicole? - Mmm?

- Um, are you close to done? - Almost.

- Hopefully they'll figure it out.

- [chuckles]

Meatballs are staying out of it.

- Yes.

- I don't wanna...

♪ ♪

Truthfully, I did not come down here to start drama.

- I am shocked right now to see Jenni,

like, coming to New Orleans.

We did not have a good relationship.

I'm definitely not sure her intentions right now.

- We're not in a great place,

but I don't wanna say-- I don't want any regrets,

and I don't wanna say I wasn't part of your weekend

over something petty, so I'm here for you

with all the [bleep] aside.

- There is a big elephant in the room.

And I don't know if she's gonna put the blame on me

for everything still.

I don't know if she's gonna admit that,

"Hey, I kinda jumped the g*n

with blaming everything on you, Angelina."

So I wanna see where her head is at.

- That night, what you did--

I have no right to be mad at you whatsoever.

- I was like, "Is she mad about me dancing on him?"

- No.

- Just, like, I would've danced with any of my friends.

I'm--you know how I am.

[talking continues indistinctly]

- This conversation's gonna go on for five hours.

Even though me and Nicole are like,

"Let's get this freaking show on the road, people,"

we still think that it is good

that they're having this conversation,

because maybe if we rip off the Band-Aid here,

the rest of the trip will be copacetic.

Um, but like I said, hurry up Angelina!

Hurry up, Jenni, let's go. Let's squash this [bleep].

- We're never gonna get out of here.

[chuckles]

- I was so mad that, like, you took it in that way.

Like, I thought you were really just

putting this all on me. - It's all on him.

- I was like, "Here she is, being mad at me..."

- No.

- "And getting back with this kid."

- I made him leave the house the day that it aired.

He has no excuse. I said, "You're an idiot."

[bleep] chooch.

- [laughs] - Like, it's true.

And it just was like, "You're a f--get out."

- If I stay in this hotel room all night,

I'm gonna flip the [bleep] out.

- [hisses]

- Everything that escalated after that

with Point Pleasant, which I'm sorry,

that was, like, a one-sided battle,

and because I felt like nobody just told me the truth.

Like, Vinny being there and knowing--

- Vinny knew more than--

And I'm not trying to throw him under the bus.

I was intoxicated. You were and so was...

- Yeah, I was falling on the ground.

- Vinny wasn't intoxicated.

He was the one that was coherent.

- I know.

Vinny told me that it wasn't that big of a deal.

- He, like, reached around

and probably touched, like, this area right here.

- The way Vinny described it to Angelina the next morning

in Vegas.

- You were next to him,

and he grabbed you like this

and was touching your a*s.

- The way he described it to the boys...

- And he starts dancing with both of them

like this. - Okay.

- So he made the first move. - Yeah.

- But Jenni's right here. - Jenni's right here.

- That's how Vinny should've described it to me,

and that what was so hurtful.

You saw how he told me.

- [sighs]

- At the end of the day,

I come off like a [bleep] psychotic person

in Point Pleasant fighting a battle

that should've never have been fought

over something that never existed.

- Because your [bleep] boyfriend grabbed me!

- [bleep] [bleep] - I'll rip your [bleep]--

- [bleep] [bleep]. - [bleep].

- And all he had to do was simply check me,

and be like, "Here's what I saw."

Never did that. - I know.

- I feel like this is going to take forever.

- I know. - They're gonna keep talking.

I think we should sneak out.

Leave a [bleep] note.

The meatballs definitely don't wanna get involved.

We're here to party and enjoy ourselves.

[laughs]

The meatballs went to go get saucy.

- Yeah.

- So, b*tches, enjoy your talk.

I'm gonna leave the note here.

Me and Deena are going to sneak out.

We're going to the club, and we're gonna enjoy ourselves.

- Geez, they're gonna talk for ten [bleep] hours.

- Oh, my God, they are.

- Angelineers and Jenni. - Cheers, meatballs.

Jenni.

[bleep], we're leaving. - Good-bye.

- Where are you going from here?

- I don't know.

I'm just taking it one day at a time.

I knew, like I said, I didn't wanna not show up,

because not showing up doesn't do anything for me,

and it doesn't do anythingfor you.

[reconciling music]

- I mean-- [sighs]

I honestly think this was

such a [bleep]-- a huge misunderstanding.

Everyone was wasted.

It was Las Vegas. I'm not a d*ck,

but sometimes in life, I can be selfish.

I should've thought about what Jenni was feeling.

She was hurting inside.

But I feel bad.

I really do feel bad she's feeling like that.

But she's just [bleep] that we--none of us need.

I think we should [bleep] the drama,

there's no drama here,

and just [bleep] just be happy.

- Mm-hmm.

I'm happy Angelina and I spoke,

and that we brushed all the [bleep] aside

so we can have a really good time.

Get in your white dress.

You're getting married.

- I can't believe I'm getting married.

[laughs] - Third time's the charm, girl.

- Oh, my God. [Bleep] my life.

♪ ♪

- Boo?

- Wait, Jenni's gonna freak out when she knows we left her.

- Oh, she's gonna be fine.

- Hello?

Boo?

[chill dance music]

Hello? Oh, my God, they left?

- So, I know it's supposed to be boys' weekend,

but I wanna crash Angelina's bachelorette party

in New Orleans with the fellas.

- Why do you have the [bleep] camera on me?

Put it down for, like, five minutes.

- Angelina! - Angelina!

- I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna [bleep] go home.

[dramatic musical sting]

[rap music playing]

♪ ♪

- Boo?

Boo?

Hello?

Boo!?

♪ ♪

Boo?

[dance music playing]

Where--where are my meatballs? Like, where'd they go?

♪ ♪

- "Idiots, we both went to go to get saucy.

Meet us at Bourbon Heat when you wanna party."

Angelina? - What?

- They went out.

- No they didn't. - Swear.

- And they just left, like, me and you like two assholes?

- Well, I didn't leave you. - Thank God.

- Wait, are we going to a place,

or are we just walking?

- I'm swaying.

- [laughs] - Because of the cobblestones.

- I didn't ask for this.

- Are you--you've never been to Bourbon Street.

- No, but I didn't ask for this.

- Oh, my [bleep]. Are you ready for it?

- Are we in Italy? - It's cobblestone.

- This is like being in Italy.

- [indistinct]

[both laughing]

- The [bleep] cobblestone street...

- Oh, my God!

- It is cobblestone.

- If I twist my ankle, I'm suing.

- The vibe at Bourbon Heat is amazing.

The music's blasting, everyone's in good spirits,

and I'm like, yes, this is exactly what we needed.

[club music]

Hopefully Jenni and Angelina will meet us out later.

- Aah! [laughs]

- I just wanna have a good time right now

without worrying about the frickin' drama.

♪ ♪

- No.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

Aah!

[screaming]

- The meatballs are living. I mean we're a [bleep] show,

but it's [bleep] good time, and I love it.

[Cut Throat Logic's "Cutlass Supreme Dreams"]

- ♪ Same color as kush cash ♪

♪ From the land of gold grills ♪

♪ Where they hover on chrome wheels ♪

♪ Smoke kills, amnesia for life guilt ♪

♪ ♪

- Our boy, Ronald... - Yo.

- Is going through it.

My brother Ronnie

looks like he is in a horrible place right now.

I mean, I keep reaching out to him and seeing...

- Yeah. - See what happens, but...

- You've had your moments as well.

We forget, you know, like, it took you a couple times

to get where you are, you know? - It did take a couple times.

It to me actually four times.

- So what the [bleep] does this kid need to do?

- Yeah, what is he gonna do, you know, uh...

- In my opinion, he's gotta man up,

and he's gotta take care of himself first.

Ronnie could be addicted to chaos.

He just has to make good decisions,

and those good decisions may exclude his baby mama, Jen.

They are in a toxic relationship,

and he has to put up a healthy boundary

in order to live his best life.

It is easier said than done.

- The common denominator in all these big events

that you see on TMZ is Jen.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's also choices. She's one of his choices.

- Right. - He's not making good choices.

You have to have boundaries in life.

- Oh, he needs a [bleep] electric fence around her.

- She's a trigger for him.

- He has to leave her. That's it.

- She's not good for him.

And listen, I understand it's not my relationship,

but I know something when I see it.

- We've been telling him this for two years.

- It's destroying this kid.

I would literally tell him,like,

"you're physically getting your a*s kicked."

You got punched in the face, you got dragged by the car,

now your teeth are [bleep] up. I don't know--

- Well, that's a dentist...[laughs]

- I don't know,

but every single time, you got a new physical injury.

How much more can you take?

You're physically getting your a*s kicked.

- And he just nods yes. He just goes,

- "I was beating that a*s."

When am I ever serious? I was serious.

That's a wakeup call.

- Yeah.

- We've literally told him, like...

- We've done it a million times.

- A million times, right?

- And it's not like he doesn't know it, you know?

- Maybe he's just... - Overwhelmed?

- Yeah, overwhelmed. Maybe he's just, like,

doesn't even know where to begin.

- What's frustrating is, we know Ronnie is a great guy,

a great person, a great friend, a great father,

but we've been giving Ronnie advice

since before Mike even got locked up,

and he's still been going back

to that same common denominator,

which is Jen.

- If you was to have one shot

at talking to Ronnie, would you take the soft approach

or the tough love approach?

- The approach isn't soft, and it isn't hard.

The approach is, you just listen.

- Yes.

I don't think there's anything to say.

- There's more of a message in no message.

- I like that, yeah.

- I don't have anything to say either.

- You know what I mean?

- But I would love to hear what he has to say.

- Yeah.

We've always said that Ron needs rehab from Jen.

For whatever reason, she keeps popping back into his life,

but they just don't belong together,

so whatever you gotta do to break that addiction,

you gotta do it.

- Well, we have to pray for him,

because every time an incident happens,

I'm always like, "Is this gonna be the one

that's going to change him back?"

- Ronnie is a good person.

He's just in a really bad situation.

- It's a lot, dude.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Haters made me famous, now I'm chilling on this new tip ♪

- Does this look weird? - No, it looks great.

You ready? - I think I'm ready.

Let's go.

- [laughs]

You have a balloon connected to your head.

- What? - [laughs]

- Me and Jenni just squashed our beef.

I'm very grateful that she showed up for me.

This is exactly what I wanted.

Like, honestly, I'm really happy right now.

- [bleep] me.

- [laughing] - [bleep] my life.

- I'm really glad that I came.

I'm excited to be part of her bachelorette, and her wedding,

and everything in between,

and I really hope we can just

stay on this positive path.

And we're off.

[dance music]

- Holy [bleep]. - Oh, Bourbon.

- This is--this is it?

Oh, my God.

There's so many people here.

♪ ♪

- [shrieks]

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You gotta...

- Me and my meatball are having a great time.

We are definitely feeling it.

Then I look, and there's Angelina and Jenni.

They are both smiling. It seems good.

I'm, like, "Yay!"

Yay!

We did it!

Now, let's get drunk.

Oh, my goodness.

- Finally no drama anymore.

We're all together, all the girls,

and this is gonna be such a great time.

I'm so happy.

No, turn off the music.

[music volume lowering]

Meatballs, get it together!

The meatballs are wrecked right now.

- Get up here!

- They look like hot mess expresses.

It's like the blind leading the blind.

- We wanna shout out to Angelina!

[cheering]

- I get secondhand embarrassment,

and I am mortified looking at my girlfriends right now.

- Bride to be, b*tches! - Get up here!

- Hell no! [air horns]

- Speech.

- Come on! - Angelina!

- No.

- What do you think the girls are doing in New Orleans?

- I don't know. You should call and find out.

- Should I? - Yeah.

Call your girl Angelina.

- [clears throat]

- Angelineer.

I'm over here with MVP right now in Los Vegas,

and we're wondering how the girls are doing

over there in New Orleans.

- Hello?Hello?

Aw, she clicked on me, bro.

[dance music]

- So in New Orleans, I always pictured, like,

going on top of a balcony, and seeing boobs,

and then you throw the beads to everyone,

because I feel like that's what you do

when you go to New Orleans.

- All right, ready?

♪ ♪

Show your t*tties!

Oh, yeah, girl!

Whoo!

Whoo-whoo! - I just saw t*tties.

- She just-- she showed her t*tties.

- I just saw her t*tties.

- And this is exactly why I love New Orleans.

This is the best place on Earth.

- Let's go in.

- All right, let's go, people.

- I have to leave. - Hey.

Jenni has to go to her kids.

- You need to stay and have fun.

I have an early flight in, like, six hours.

- You'll be ba-- she's gonna come back.

- We got your back while Jenni goes home.

- Yes, yes.

- Jenni's gonna-- - Enjoy the meatballs.

- Jenni's gonna come, and then we'll all be together again.

- Enjoy the meatballs. Have fun.

- Let's go in. We'll walk you to a table.

- Yes. - We'll look out.

- You know, it makes me feel good that Jenni

came all the way here to apologize.

I mean, that takes a big-- that takes a bigger person.

- My [bleep] God. - Wait.

Wait, we're getting [bleep] up.

- [Bleep] my life.

- I'm really happy that I came,

and I'm happy Angelina and I were able to squash the beef,

and I'm definitely coming back.

♪ ♪

- [shrieks]

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- They're missing us. - Hell yeah.

If Pauly D's not at your party, it's [bleep] wack.

- Oh. - Exactly.

- If the MVP's not at that party, it's wack.

They're definitely missing us. - Right.

♪ ♪

I feel like I wanna crash that party, though.

[laughs] - Imagine...

- Like, fly into New Orleans and pop up at their party.

- Come as a g*ng. - Bring the stripper.

[both laughing]

- You're kidding though. That's--

- No, dead serious. Prank lord champions.

- [shrieks]

- We're embarrassment.

- I love crashing bachelorette parties this time of year.

- Ooh.

This weekend is having an audible.

We're not gonna stay here. We're gonna go to New Orleans

and crash that bachelorette party.

- You wanna try to FaceTime Ronnie?

- Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah, might as well.

- Despite the drama with Ron, I mean,

we still want Ronnie with us to crash this bachelorette party.

- Ronnie Magro's.

[anxious music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, damn. - Yo.

- Damn. - What up, what up, what up?

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- You wanna try to FaceTime Ronnie?

- Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah, might as well.

He doesn't answer my texts,though.

♪ ♪

- Oh, damn. - Yo.

- What up, what up, what up?

- I'm happy to see Ronnie. I mean,

we haven't heard from him.

But we miss Ron and wanna make sure he's okay.

Hold on one second. We'll go outside.

It's too loud in here.

You taking the cannol?

- Yeah, I'm gonna take the cannol.

- We hope he's okay, but like, maybe he's not.

We don't know, but I hope he can pull it together,

and we can all go do this.

- What's up, man?

- Look--look what we have over here.

- What's up, brother? How you holding up?

You all right?

- Exactly, exactly.

- All right, well, we support you, brother.

- Single Ronnie. - Shut up.

- So Ronnie seems to be in good spirits,

better than I thought he would be.

- So I know it's supposed to be a boys' weekend,

but I got an epic prank idea.

I wanna crash Angelina's bachelorette party

in New Orleans with the fellas.

- All right, all right. [all laughing]

All right.

- They'll have no idea that we're coming.

- They're not having fun without us, bro, come on.

- So boys' weekend is canceled.

It's now boys' bachelorette weekend.

- All right.

- Let's do it.

- Despite everything that's going on with Ronnie right now,

I really want him to show up,

because I feel that if he comes to New Orleans,

we'll be able to, like, take his mind off of things.

You know?

And one day at a time, he'll be able to put this behind him.

- Love you, brother. - Love you too, bro.

- Good seeing you.

- Peace. - All right.

Bye. Later.

- I'm glad that we keep doing these family vacations,

because we are Ronnie's family,

so it can kinda help Ronnie get on a better path,

just being with us.

- Boys' weekend turned into girls' weekend.

Hey. - [laughs]

[dance music playing]

♪ ♪

- It's : in the morning,

and the meatballs are literally dropping like flies.

It's just--it's time for me to go home, honestly.

Nobody can hold me. I'm gonna fall.

- Wait, hold on. Nicole, come on next to me.

- Let me be.

- The meatballs are, like, really drunk at this point,

and they're, like, falling on the floor right now,

so we have to leave.

- No, I'm all right.

I can hold myself up.

I know there is a step. I'm fine.

This sucks. I don't wanna go home.

It's not fair. I'm in New Orleans.

It's, like, it's my bachelorette party.

I wanna stay out all night.

Like, no, no, no. That's not cool.

- I'm gonna go smoke over there.

- No, let's go to our place.

- No, I'm good. I'm gonna do it now.

- Yeah, we have a Lyft here.

- Come on! - Listen.

We're all here together, Angelineer.

- [bleep] off. - Angelineer!

We're all going in. - [groans]

- Angelina! Angelina, Angelina!

- Where... - Get in the car.

- Let me live my life.

- Angelina. - Angelina, get in the car.

- Stop! [mumbling]

Ooh.

- Get in the car. Please.

- Go in the [bleep] car yourselves.

I will be gone.

- We are here! - We are on the car.

- So [bleep] let me go [bleep] myself.

- Oh, shut up.

- Let me live my life. - We are living our life.

Like, come on.

[dramatic music]

- Why do you have the [bleep] camera on me?

Put it down for, like, [bleep] five minutes.

- Angelina! - Angelina!

- You're annoying.

Like, you guys are both annoying.

I don't wanna be filmed. I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna [bleep] go home.

Put it down! - All right.

Calm down. - Enough!

- I just feel like Angelina is just exhausted.

She's stressed about this wedding.

I'm just-- I'm just gonna ignore this

because she's-- she's a mess.

She needs to have a good time, so it's me and Deena's job

to make sure she has a great time.

[sighs]

- I'm done! - Oh, my God,

that was my ankle. - I don't give a [bleep].

I told you to turn it off.

Turn the other one off too.

- Angelina, stop! What are you doing?

What are you-- - I'm done.

This is my [bleep] week. I'm going home.

- This is crazy.

We still have three more days of this [bleep].

I'm gonna die.

- I just wanna [bleep] walk away for two seconds.

I can't even do that.

- So walk away, Angelina. Walk away.

[dramatic musical sting]

[Lirik Lagu Oliver Price's "Some Kinda Miracle"]

- ♪ It's atypical, what you've been doing to me ♪

♪ Now I see you are some kind of miracle ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

- I'm leaving, Boo.

Going home to be a mom.

- Are you sure you're coming back?

- Yeah. I love you.

Take care of them-ish. - Mmm.

- I didn't plan on coming. Honestly.

Like, I didn't switch days with Roger,

and I actually have to go home mid-New Orleans trip

and then come back.

Like, that's how unplanned I am.

♪ ♪

[brass music]

- Well, I feel like a bag of dicks.

Let's start the day.

Wakey, wakey!

♪ ♪

Whoo!

[bleep]

Last night was this whole, like,

Jerry Springer [bleep] show.

- I'm gonna [bleep] go home.

Put it down!

Put it down for, like, five [bleep] minutes.

- I'm ready to have fun with my roomies,

so get the [bleep] up.

We're in New Orleans. Let's party.

- Champagne.

- You're getting married.

- [laughs]

- What a night.

What a [bleep] crazy night.

Don't remember half of it.

I'm an as*h*le.

- It's your bachelorette. It's :.

- Yeah, we have things to do. We have a brunch.

- Last night, we stayed out until : a.m.

Like, who does that?

Who stays out till : A.M. anymore?

[chuckles] I can't.

- All right, let's get ready.

[dance music]

- Today we have a bougie burlesque brunch planned.

- [burps]

- Good one.

- That was pizza.

- Nice.

- And I'm super excited,

but we are on the struggle bus right now.

So I'm just hoping we can still enjoy it.

- Do we need IDs? - Probably.

- Google me, b*tch.

- Calm down.

- You ready?

- Yes. - Ooh, you look hot.

- Thanks. - You look hot.

all: Bachelorette Party!

- Whoo! - Girls' weekend!

- So exciting.

[Ms. Triniti's "Hit U Wit My Selfie"]

- ♪ Hit U wit my selfie ♪

- Here? - Hi, girls.

How was your night last night?

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Are you guys ready to go? all: "Yeah!"

- All right, let's go! - Whoo!

- Whoo-whoo!

- You know, I like when we're all together.

- Mm-hmm. - I wish we all could stay

in the same area.

- Maybe we could have, like, a night

where Jenni sleeps in the bed next and then you sleep--

- Jenni moves, though, and she'll kick randomly

like a horse. - [laughs]

- No. - Yeah, she kicks sometimes.

- How did that conversation go?

- [sighs]

- She's very upset about Vinny.

- Yeah, she's very upset. - She's really upset.

- I think she's actually more mad at Vinny.

- She's more mad at Vinny than you.

'Cause he doesn't wanna be involved in drama--

- Yeah.

- But, b*tch, you started this whole thing.

- He's the one that brought it up.

I didn't wanna bring it up. - Yeah.

- He's being a little d*uche canoe to Jenni.

- I mean, it's-- - Wait, wait.

So in group chat, she finally, like, said something to him,

and he goes--this is what he says to her.

He goes, "Listen, Jenni, I told you--"

- Let's read it, read it.

- "I really don't know what you want from me."

This is what he wrote to her.

"Jenni, I really don't know what you want from me."

- He doesn't know how to talk to a woman when she's upset.

- "Tell [bleep] what happened or not say anything about it.

"I told you what happened. I told you what I saw.

I saw the hand on the hip."

But then to you, he said the hand was on the a*s.

- He, like, reached around,

like, you know, and probably touched this area right here.

Grabbed you like this and was touching your a*s.

- [gasps] - That was weird.

- If you don't get that at this point,

then I don't know what to tell you.

- How [bleep] rude is that?

- What'd she write back? - She never wrote back.

- After she basically said, "I'm really upset.

You hurt my feelings." And he has to write that?

- Can you believe he said that?

- Just say, "I'm sorry. I was wrong."

Vinny--Vinny's the worst.

And now she feels like a dumbass.

I don't know how she's gonna feel when she sees him next.

- I'm incognito. Nobody knows it's me.

- Today is the day. Crash the bachelorette party.

Hiding in plain sight.

We are on a hunt for the meatballs and the bachelorette.

We're hiding around corners. We're hiding around doors.

We don't want them to see us.

- On the count of three, "Crash the bachelorette."

- One. both: Two.

- Three. all: Crash the bachelorette!

[dance music]

- ♪ Watch my butt work, watch my foot work ♪

♪ Cha-ka, make that booty twerk ♪

♪ Make that booty twerk, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, who you think you is? ♪

- Incognito.

[sneaky music]

The girls are gonna be shocked when they see us.

- They have no idea. - Yeah, so let's hide out.

I can't even tell it's you.

- Wait, can you tell it's me? - You look good.

- How do I look? - You look like you.

- You look like Little Red Riding Hood.

- Yo, we can't hide him. It's too hard.

- I'm incognito. Nobody knows it's me.

Today is the day.

All the fellas just flew in to New Orleans

to crash the bachelorette party.

- Operation... both: Incognito--

Starts right now. - Let's go.

- Let's go.

- So Ronnie's gonna meet us tomorrow,

but right now, we have to stay incognito

because people know us around the streets,

and we don't want anyone to know that we are there.

- How'd she know it was me? I got a hood on.

- Bro, you're the flashiest person on the planet.

Your book bag says DJ Pauly D on it.

[all laughing]

- You gotta look at the mic.

- And you walk around with a bedazzled microphone.

- Bro, this is about to be lit. I love crashing parties.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you, sirs. - Thank you so much.

- You're so cute. - Thank you.

- New Orleans!

- ♪ Three best friends that anyone-- ♪

- ♪ Could ever have ♪

- Yes! - All right.

both: We're here.

Ooh, so classy.

- We should get outfits like that and dress up.

- I feel like I'm on the "Titanic."

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - Whoa!

- Listen, I l-- I love Vinny to death,

but if I was Jenni, I would be upset with Vinny also.

- All he needs to do is say,

"Jenni, I [bleep] up. I'm sorry."

- My whole thing is,

if you're not gonna be direct with Jenni,

then don't do what you did on the episode.

You played it down to her, but to everybody else,

he didn't play it down.

- Even to boys, he made it a big deal.

He reenacted... - Right.

And said, "Oh, it was bad."

- If Vinnie did not want to be in the middle

of this situation, he should have just kept his mouth shut

and not told two stories,

one to the boys and Angelina and one to Jenni.

- I guess Jenni's mad at me.

- Yeah?

- I told her what I saw.

What else does she want from me?

- Oh, man, I don't like to see my brothers

and sisters fighting. - I know.

And you know what? I happened not to be there.

- Yeah, me too. - You know what I'm saying?

So...so, like...

- Thank God. - You know what I mean? Like...

- Yeah, and my man's up in the wrap right now.

- You're lucky you're not there.

- Yeah, you're taking the heat. - I was, like, sitting there,

and now all of a sudden, I'm pulled into this.

I saw some weird [bleep] happened.

Then I kind of, like, mentioned it to Angelina

the next day, and then after I told Jenni

and tried to be a good friend, that wasn't good enough,

and I've been, like, the only witness to the whole thing.

And it's all backfired on me.

I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

If I would have made a big deal about it,

she would have said, "Why"-- I would have been Angelina

talking [bleep] about . - Yeah, right, right, right.

I get what you're saying. - But if I didn't make

a big deal about it, it's, "You didn't say enough."

So I'm caught in between.

- You were trying to do right by her...

- Yep. - But in fact, you did wrong

in her eyes, but you had no ill will, no bad intentions.

I would say that. - No, of course not.

- Vinny and I are usually the ones that skate by

without the drama; we don't like it.

So to hear that Vinny's wrapped up in this type of drama

is kind of crazy.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers, guys. - To the bachelorette.

- Bachelorette. Let's hit Bourbon.

- All right, let's bar hop. - Let's go.

- So it's still early, and, let's, like, start this day.

- I can't believe we're able to drink on the street.

- Like, I want Angelina to get white-girl wasted day drinking

and just have a good time.

- Whoo! - Let's go, girls.

- I drank my whole drink. - [inaudible]

♪ ♪

- Y'all checking in with us? - Yeah.

There should be a reservation under Vincent Chase.

I have to use a code name. I can't use DJ Pauly D.

So I have to say Vincent Chase.

That's my alias. Don't tell anyone.

We were not here. We were not here.

- I won't tell 'em. - Appreciate that, man.

- All right. - Thank you.

- If you tell anybody about this, I'll [bleep] k*ll you.

- Oh. [laughter]

- God is good.

- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[laughter]

I have to follow you guys. I can't see.

- Bro, you act like you ain't never crashed

a bachelorette party before.

- If you see any of the girls, just stand still.

It's good to hide in plain sight.

- Yes.

- We are on a hunt for the meatballs

and the bachelorette.

We're hiding around corners.

We're hiding around doors.

We don't them to see us.

We've got to be real stealth-like.

Yo. Yo this had to be theirs.

- This has to be it. - They in there?

- I don't hear nothing. - Shh.

- I don't hear nothing.

- Maybe I could see underneath the door.

- Check, check, check, check.

- I feel like we're in a movie right now.

"Guido: Impossible."

- Let's go. - [inaudible].

- I think I heard a Snooki.

- Whoo!

- I think this one's ours. This one right here.

- You crack pipe!

[balloon pops] - Ahh!

[laughter]

- Let me see if the room key fits.

- Just use your fingerprint.

- Oh, a horse, a horse!

We just saw a horse. - That's right.

- Yep.

[synth music]

♪ ♪

- Yo, you may not recognize us right now.

Yo, who are you? Who are you?

- Me? - Who are you?

- I don't even know who I am.

- Operation crash the rachelorette party.

These girls have no idea.

- No one's around? - Yeah, we're safe now.

- All right, were safe. - We're safe.

- All right. Whoo, couldn't breathe.

- Try to say that three times. Crash the rachelorette.

Crash the rachelorette. Crash the rachelorette

Try that. Crash the rachelorette.

- [mumbles] - Crash the rachelorette.

- Crash the rachelorette. - [laughs]

[laughter]

- Yo, we've got to find out where these girls are at.

They can't hide like we can. We're incognito.

- Exactly.

- With these on... - Let's go find them.

- It won't be hard.

- Nah. - No.

[laughter]

- On the count of three, crash the rachelorette.

all: One, two, three.

Crash the rachelorette.

- Crash the rachelorette.

- Hoo! - Crash the rachelorette.

Crash the rachelorette.

Crash the rachelorette.

- ♪ Know to live fast and die young ♪

♪ And represent where I'm from ♪

- All right, girls, we at the casino.

- Thank you. - Whoo!

- All right, let's do this.

Let's go, like, make some money.

We're gonna hit the slots.

- Whatever I win goes to Angelina.

- Not only will we have a good time,

but we'll be walking home with some money.

That would be cool.

- You won. - Whoo!

- Whoo!

- You win [bleep].

- ¢. - Yes.

- I'm ready to crash this rachelorette party, though.

- I don't know if it's gonna be fun for me,

'cause apparently I'm a bad guy.

- What do you mean? - I'm a bad guy.

- 'Cause of group chat?

What a messy situation.

Like you said, it was a tough one for you to be in.

- Well, I guess, like, no one's to blame except me.

- You know what else I blame you for?

- What? - The note.

- The note? - Damn.

- The note in Miami was your fault.

- I didn't write the note. - Yeah, you did.

- No I didn't. - You were there.

- The first night at B.E.D.,

when you left crying,

Ron made out with two girls

and put his head in betwen

a c*ck waitress' breasts.

- There's one common denominator

in all the problems that has happened

throughout the years, and that's Vinny.

As a matter of fact,

you know what else I blame you for?

- What? - Secaucus.

- I wasn't at Secaucus, - Oh, my God, Secaucus.

- That was him.

Sam and Ron break up.

- This is my last I'm trying. Are you friends with her?

- That's your fault.

He was responsible for all of us catching pink eye.

- I think I'm getting pink eye in my right eye.

- You know what he's also to blame for?

- What's that now?

- I actually did an eight-month prison bid.

- Me? - Otisville Federal

Correctional Facility.

- You did his taxes! - You did this.

- I didn't do your taxes.

- Vinny's responsible for everything.

- We could literally talk about this all day long,

but let's not forget why we are here.

- Yes.

- We've got to find out where these girls are,

so we can crash this, so let's call them.

Remember, we're in Vegas. - I can call Nicole.

- Remember, we're in Vegas. - Oh, yes, yes.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

- Just find out where they are but, like, nonchalant, like,

"Hey, what are you guys up to? Blah, blah, blah,"

but don't be, like, suspicious.

- Ask them what room they're in.

- Do it "infintitiously."

- Oh, I hate you, [bleep]. - Vinny?

- Guido call me. - Hello.

- I won, b*tches. - Nicole is drunk.

- Hi, slick. What up? - Yo, what up?

- Hey.

- Are you with Pauly?

- Yes, we're in Las Vegas, Nevada.

- We're at a casino, but guess what.

We're--we're going on a ghost tour.

- You're screaming in my ear. - Sorry.

- We're going on a ghost tour. - Where's that at?

- Sounds lit. - Yeah, it is lit,

you [bleep] annoying.

- Yeah, why don't you drink a drink, Vinny?

- Yeah, Vinny, you [bleep] chooch.

[laughter]

How's the weather? Is it, like, raining over there?

In Las Vegas, it's hot right now.

- Where are you guys at? Where, like,

what are you actually doing right now?

- We're gonna go. - All right.

all: Bye. - We're doing stuff.

- We're having a girls' trip.

- I get it, but, like, we want--we care about you.

We wanted to check on you. Like, what are you--

- No boys allowed. - What are you doing?

- Bye. We're leaving. - No--no boys.

- All right.

- Where are you guys at in New Orleans?

- Love you, bye. - Bye.

- Where are you?

- Over them today. - Oh, my God.

- They sound lit. - They do sound lit.

But we got no information from them.

We have no idea where they are.

- They said that they were gambling.

- And "we're staying at Harrah's."

- Right. - There's a casino downstairs.

- Right, so... - We have to check

if they're at this casino. - First place to check

is downstairs. - Yeah, and if not,

then we'll check another casino.

- Another casino, yeah. - I don't think there's

many casinos here.

- But we got to put on incognito again.

Put the hoods up, glasses on. - All right, hoods, glasses.

- I don't want nobody to see us before.

I love rachelorette parties this time of year.

[together] M...V...P.

Rachelorette squad!

- Oh, yeah. Put on your costumes.

- All right, let's go crash.

- Crash the rachelorette.

Crash the rachelorette.

- We shouldn't have even brought Pauly

if we're trying to be discreet.

- We've got to be quiet over here.

Maybe I shouldn't have brought the bullhorn.

- We're trying to, like, stealthily move around

without blowing our cover and find the girls.

- If I were a meatball, where would I be?

If I was a meatball, where would I be?

If I was a meatball, where would I be?

- Whoa, .

- Whoo, bucks.

- Where do you see that? You got paid ¢.

Whoo! - Yes, you got it.

- Elevator's clear. - [laughs]

- Hey, girl? - Do you want drinks?

- I would love a martini.

- Hey.

[Dixieland music]

- Should I go dance?

♪ ♪

- I think they're over there, gambling.

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - Jazz music.

- Yes.

- What is that?

Oh, is that a parade? It's a parade.

- The casino's pretty low-key, but we hear, like,

a parade and a band going on.

I know that the meatballs have to be

somewhere around this, because they're probably, like,

dancing or part of the parade.

♪ ♪

- Look at that boat right there.

We should get on that boat.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

Let's get on that [bleep].

- We have a perfect idea,

jump on this float,

act like we're part of the band.

That's a perfect way to surprise the girls.

- Yeah, that's amazing.

Are you done? - I love it here.

- I love that man. - Whoo!

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, what did I get? - You [bleep] gorgeous b*tches.

- Thar she blows.

I see the girls up ahead.

They're gonna flip out when they see us on this float.

- Oh, a band.

♪ ♪

- Wait.

- Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut the [bleep] up. - Ahh!

- Crash the rachelorette.

Crash the rachelorette.

- Angelina is practicing what she's gonna do

for Chris on wedding night.

- Reverse cowgirl, b*tches.

- This is really uncomfortable.

- Well, here we go.

- Didn't I tell her?

- If he didn't want to be involved,

he should have never said anything.

- I never did I ever imagine that I'd be giving

my boy Vinny a funeral at this vacation.