03x23 - Beignets, Blow Up Dolls and Bridesmaids

[bunniefuu]

- Listen, I love Vinny to death.

But if I was Jenni, I would be upset with Vinny also.

- He, like, reached around, probably touched,

like, this area right here, grabbed you like this,

and was touching her a*s. That was weird.

- If you're not gonna be direct with Vinny,

then don't do what you did on the episode.

- So I know it's supposed to be boys' weekend,

but I want to crash Angelina's bachelorette party

in New Orleans with the fellas.

Crash the ratch-lorette. Crash the ratch-lorette.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- Let's get it, baby.

[upbeat Dixieland music]

♪ ♪

- There she blows.

- We are incog-guido.

- Hey.

- We're just, like, looking for the girls,

because we want this to be an epic surprise.

- All right, let's play the slots.

- They're gonna flip out when they see us on this float.

♪ ♪

- Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride with me ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- Angelina!

[inaudible].

- Oh, my God.

It's the [bleep] boys.

- Angelina, we brought you a stripper.

- I mean, they surprised us.

This is gonna be some bachelorette party.

That's for sure.

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪

- Wait. Wait. How does Angelina feel?

- I actually like that they're here.

- Vinny, don't try to [bleep] strip on me tonight.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- It's happening. It's happening.

- She's so happy to see you. - Where's Ron? Where's Ron?

- We Facetimed him yesterday from Casa de Amore in Vegas.

- Yep, he said he was coming.

- He said he was coming tomorrow.

- Oh, really?

- Well, Jenni's not here. - For real?

- Yeah, where's Jenni?

- I didn't want to say anything, but--

- Oh, you guys have some still--

- No, actually she surprised the [bleep]

out of me last night, and she came out of her room.

- Last night? - Yeah.

- Where is she?

- First of all-- - So she made amends?

- Yes. - Now if we just get her

to make up with Vinny, we'll be good.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

Vinny--Vinny got some stuff coming to him.

- Yeah. - Oh, good luck, Vinny.

- Yeah, good luck with that. - No.

- I don't know why Jenni is mad at me,

'cause this whole time I thought

I was being her friend.

I told her what I saw.

What else does she want from me?

- Oh, man, I don't like

to see my brothers and sisters fighting.

- I don't know why she's mad at me

and wants to apparently rip my head off.

- All right, so we are going to a ghost tour tonight.

I don't know if you're into that.

- A ghost tour for a bachelorette party?

What the hell?

That's not a party. It should be a--it's Angelina.

Angelina parties seven days a week.

Why wouldn't her bachelorette party

be the biggest party ever?

- All right, let's go. - Okay, all right.

- ♪ Every time you say you're gonna go ♪

- Gnarly.

♪ You don't even make it out of my door ♪

- I can't believe you guys are here.

- ♪ Oh oh oh, uh oh oh ♪

♪ I'm getting tired of everything ♪

- I don't want to make a big thing of it,

but Angelina grabbed Vinny's [bleep] in the elevator

on her ratch-lorette party.

Oh, my goodness. Damn.

- This is what I'm talking about.

- This is my ratch-lorette,

and no one's ruining that [bleep]. You feel me?

- Yeah. - That's how I feel.

- Just because Vinny's the problem of everything,

I'm not bringing that [bleep] up.

- Vinny, it's all your fault. Don't breathe.

- Everybody made up,

and the whole house is happy except for...

- Vinny. - [laughs]

- When I saw the episode of you telling her how it went down,

I feel like you were tip-toeing around it

because you didn't want to upset her.

- I felt the same way also. - Boom.

There it is. There it is. There it is. Truth came out.

There it is. There it is. - Wow.

There it is.

[laughs]

- She's not even mad. She's upset.

- No, she's really upset.

- I think we were all very upset.

- She's very hurt. - She's upset,

because she considered Vinny like a little brother.

- All the focus is going on me.

I'm not used to being in the drama.

I don't want to be in the drama, but hey, here I am.

- Sometimes you just got to bite the b*llet

and say, "I'm sorry." - Yeah.

- That's it, man. - Literally.

- How do you feel?

Are you gonna apologize, or do you feel some way?

- I know how he feels.

- He don't want to say "I'm sorry."

- He doesn't. What is it, pride?

- I don't know what she's mad at me about,

'cause one second I didn't say enough to her.

One second I said too much.

Do you see the contradiction there?

- Listen--not really for me.

- Does she want me to talk about him or not?

- I know, but the comment--but--

- You guys have no answer, and someone answer me.

- No--I am answering you. - No, but does she want me...

- I'm not getting mad at him. - To talk more [bleep]

about like he did her dirty? - To her.

Yes, to her. - Or does she not want me

to poke fun at him?

- She'd rather you told [bleep] like you did to her to her.

- Right. That makes no sense to me.

- You and Jenni have to have a conversation. That's it.

- That's fine. I'll have the convo.

- Listen. Hold on. All right, relax.

- [inaudible] same [bleep] time.

Is anyone understanding me? - I feel like you need to have

a conversation between you and Jenni.

- I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

- I agree too. - You two--you guys--

- No, because-- - No, I said that in the car.

- You and Jenni have to have the conversation.

I'm not Jenni.

- The girl says how she feels. The guy says how he feels.

It's like a relationship. They talk it out.

- I want to go on the [bleep] ghost tour.

- My last thing to Vinny was this.

- Hold up. - I saw how you said something

to her a little different than me.

- The squad is just going at it,

and they're going back and forth,

and I have no idea what's happening right now.

- I'm not doing this here. We're done.

- Positive vibes only. - At then at my

[bleep] wedding, you guys gonna do it too?

- What the [bleep]? - No. Angelina...

- So can we have a good time tonight?

- Yes, can we please have a good time tonight?

- Let's do it. Let's do it.

♪ ♪

- Oh, he's getting a Jameson.

He's getting a [bleep] Jameson!

- Oh. Oh.

- [bleep].

- [laughing]

If anything good came out of this conversation,

it put Vinny in a drinking mood,

and we love drunk Vinny, so I'm all right with it.

This is getting nuts. Let's get ready.

We have to go to the ghost tour.

If we miss the ghost tour, I'm gonna be annoyed.

- All right.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I need a facial mask,

and then I'll be able to get ready.

- Why do I feel bad for [bleep] Vinny and Jenni? I can't.

- Listen, at the end of the day,

this is your bachelorette; we're celebrating you.

You're in control. - Let's not fight.

- You're in control.

- We can't never have any kind of party without any drama.

- So how are we gonna address the situation?

- Ooh. What are you gonna do?

Bro, for real, though, she gonna [bleep] you up.

[laughs]

- In case all hell breaks loose,

I want to teach you how to defend the backfist.

If anyone is gonna give advice about JWOWW,

it is The Situation.

- Punch you in the face? - Oh!

- See what I'm saying? - I actually think

that I can still feel that backhand so many,

many years ago from JWOWW.

I don't think it's ever been the same since.

- He's got to be ready for it. So I'm gonna be Jenni.

- Right.

- Yeah. - No. No. No.

- And always keep your head on a swivel, okay?

- Stop.

- Because it doesn't look like I'm gonna

do anything right now. - No. Stop.

- But then all of a sudden, I turn this way.

- Don't punch me in the face. - Get off me.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

- Still doesn't look like I'm gonna do anything,

but then I'm coming across this way.

- Oh!

- Pa-pow. See what I'm saying? - Okay, now to avoid that,

you got to keep your hands up. See what I'm saying?

So if I'm coming across like this, you are ready.

- You see what I'm saying? - I don't want to walk around

with black eyes like Mike did

when he caught Jenni's backfist,

so I appreciate the help.

- All right, let's get nuts. M...

- V... - P...

- Let's go. - Aw, come on, bro.

- Cheers. Ghost tours.

Ahh, I feel them.

- He would bite the head off of a live chicken on stage.

- Oh, my God.

- I ain't about that ghost life.

[quirky music]

- I need to go back to the room.

- We have a meatball down. - I can't do any more.

- Angelina is practicing what she is gonna do

for Chris on wedding night.

- Reverse cowgirl, b*tches.

- This is really uncomfortable.

- ♪ You should have known by now ♪

♪ We gonna turn up tonight ♪

♪ Shine like a star ♪

- So you have to push it to drink it?

- Mm-hmm. - It's like a legit blood bag.

- I'm so excited for this ghost and vampire tour.

I got blood bags.

I'm filling up the drinks with, like, red wine

so it looks like we're drinking blood out of the blood bags.

Pauly's looks legit like blood.

I'm, like, full-in. This is, like, my thing.

- I'm a hot mess. Oh, sexy and single, huh?

Look at us. [laughs]

We look funny.

Instead of the ratch-lorette party,

it's a ratch-lorette Pauly.

What about the glasses? - Those are fire, bro.

- I'm saying, just got these.

- Bachelorette... - These are prescription.

- Bachelorette Pauly. - Know what I'm saying?

I ain't never been to a ratch-lorette party before,

but we doing it real big.

Mike, how you making out in there, buddy?

[laughter]

- Oh. - Um, hello.

- [bleep]. Oh, hell no. Oh.

- Boys. - Sirs?

- I'm smell Pauly. - Where are you at?

- Um, hello? - Hello?

- Are you guys ready for the ghost tour?

You'll actually like it.

It's a whole history of New Orleans.

- Vinny's so excited. - Yep.

- He likes this [bleep],I feel.

I'm, like, really excited for the ghost tour,

but of course I'm a little scared, 'cause,

like, you know, ghosties.

It's actually really freaky.

I just don't want the ghosties to,

like, come home with me or anything.

- Mike, where's your sash? - Everybody's ready.

We're heading to dinner for our first stop

on the ghost tour.

This is gonna be a fun night.

all: Ratch-lorette!

- Oh, I love it.

- Wait, you guys didn't see our party bus yet, did you?

- You got a party bus? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - We got a party bus.

[horn honks] - Nene.

- Whoo! - We brought our friends.

- What's going on here?

- Surprise [inaudible].

- I'm here for the ratch-lorette party.

Nice to meet you.

- ♪ Diamonds and champagne ♪

[together] Cheers!

- I'm one of the moms tonight, b*tches.

- Whoo!

- We're at a ratch-lorette party

on a ratch-lorette party bus. - Good-bye.

- Nice meeting you too. Thank you.

- [screams]

- Appreciate that.

We're here for the ratch-lorette party.

- Why are you drinking your water

and staring at me, you freak?

What is wrong with you? I can't.

- Will you two just get married and get it over with?

- I know, right? There's a little bit

of tension there. - Mad tension, bro.

- This is, like, their last chance.

You would think that at Angelina's bachelorette party

they both would put their differences aside.

- If I was, like, dating him, I'd k*ll him.

- I would never date you.

- I would never date you. - [bleep].

- Have a good time.

- I would [bleep] beat you up even more.

- Enough. Both of you. - 'Cause you're annoying.

- How did we get here? Sort of celebrate the moment.

- You're a [bleep] [bleep].

- You guys make a really cute couple.

- No. Their dialogue right now...

- Shut up. - Angelina, [bleep].

- Is next-level.

- I'm want to [bleep] m*rder you.

- This is how we communicate. - You're annoying.

- This could be called the fling before the ring.

- Oh, Mike. - Ohh. The delivery on that.

- Oh, my God. Shut up.

- You ain't married yet.

- Yeah. No, Mike.

I'm marrying somebody else, and I think that is--

actually, it's k*lling Vinny inside a little bit.

Sorry, Vinny.

- Excuse me.

Can--I wanted an extra-dirtymartini.

So honestly, I need a drink, you know,

calm your nerves a little bit,

because secretly it makes me nervous,

and I'm scared of the ghost tour.

[slurping]

I'm getting in trouble again.

- Deena is drunk, and I'm like, "What the [bleep] is going on?"

- Excuse me, can we get the steaks?

- "Can we get our steaks?"

[laughter]

That was amazing. Yo, meat is hangry.

Oh, that was amazing.

- Embarrassing.

- Thank you.

- ♪ I don't need this, gotta leave it ♪

♪ So we give things time to settle down ♪

♪ I can breathe in ♪

- We're ready for the ghost tour.

Ghosties.

I'm so ready for the ghost tour.

Are you guys ready for the ghost tour?

- Yes. - Let's do this.

- What is a ghost tour?

- They literally tell you all about the legit ghosts.

Like, you find out history and stuff. Like--

- "Colonel Sanders had smallpox here.

[laughter]

In , old Tommy the blacksmith

used to come in here, and he got k*lled."

- You don't have to come with us.

You-- - Oh, [bleep].

- This building's haunted

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

- So what, you can't have a good time with us because--

- Jingleheimer Schmidt. - Then you shouldn't have came,

'cause this is what I was planning the entire time.

How are you gonna crash a bachelorette weekend

and then complain about what we're doing?

- "They say if you stare at these four bricks,

you can see old-time Rick."

[laughter]

- Good-bye.

I think I'm an awesome party planner.

Hello?

- Hi, there. This is Randy with Unique Tours.

I'm in Creole Cookery.

- Come in here. Come get us.

- Okay, cool. See you in a sec.

- I'm like, "Wow. All right.

All right, this is what we're doing."

- Oh, my God. He's here. The ghost guy's here.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, what's up, man?

- So do you all know about the place you're in now?

- Not exactly. - No.

- They didn't tell y'all anything?

- No. - No.

- There's thousands of ghosts in this one building.

- Right now? - Yeah.

- Wait, wait, wait. In here? - I can feel it.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Angelina, don't swear in front of the ghosts.

- Who's ready for a ghost tour,b*tches?

Cool. Nobody's ready.

- Guys, let's roll. Let's go hear some stories.

- Cheers. Ghost tours. I feel them.

- Yo, if there's any ghost near me right now,

don't [bleep] with me. I'm telling you that right now

'cause I don't play. Can you punch ghosts

or does it just go right through their face?

- Y'all, we're gonna be talking about this hotel right here.

- Oh, okay.

- This is the Zach and Addy story.

Zach and Addy . Zach moves here.

He's working one of the beer booths over on Bourbon Street.

This is where he meets Lana.

She's a stripper from Dallas, Texas.

- I'm a stripper. - Can't trust them strippers.

- So anyway, he gets on at the Hog's Bar.

He starts falling in love with his relief bartender Addy.

Soon enough, they're dating.

They're holding hands going through the quarter.

Now, guys, this is going super south.

It's going really south really quickly.

- Randy, this guy, is into his job.

- They have this huge fight.

It ends with him strangling her to death,

and there was some necrophilia going on.

- What the [bleep] is that?

And I'm trying to, like, keep up.

- He was making sweet, sweet love to a dead body.

They go to the kitchen.

There's an arrow pointing down to the oven.

When they open it,

it's the arms and legs of Addy on bacon sheets.

He chopped her up and cooked her.

- But it's very hard. - And they found

that stripper's body parts

in three different beaches in Mississippi.

- I'm like...

- Guess what, you guys.

There's more.

I have dead babies coming up next. Come on.

- Yo. Like, it's too much for BDS.

- That is the old g*y bathhouse.

There are tons of lewd spirits inside of that right there.

They say the ballroom is incredibly haunted...

- Yes. - By a lonely

quadrant mistress.

These wealthy businessmen would come here

and get paired up with these young Creole girls.

- I just got out of prison. I have fought addiction.

I don't need any more issues.

- Then you have other ghosts here,

ghosts of an unknown soldier,

as well as children ghosts for you.

- Not about that life.

I ain't about that ghost life.

- Yes. Let's go.

- And so if y'all head over that way,

y'all will be walking over dead bodies.

I just envision the drainpipe running right next

to some man's head as he's lying in his casket.

- Yeah, I mean, this ghost tour was cool,

but now I'm ready to move on.

We're out here in New Orleans to party.

- Calm down, brother.

- That's where you get them grenades at.

- But this is where the tour ends.

This is where I conclude with y'all.

We're gonna go in here and get y'all a drink.

- Where do we get the grenade?

Usually, I stay away from grenades,

but now I'm gonna buy a grenade.

I'm actually paying money to get a grenade.

Tropical Isle, it's a famous place.

They're famous for their hand grenade.

Thank you much. - Party on.

- This is so cool. Like, I remember a time

I used to dodge grenades with a grenade whistle.

[horn tooting]

The grenade whistle.

Grenade whistle.

Now I'm actually drinking them.

What a country.

There'll be no grenade tonight.

Just kidding.

- I'm done.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

I--I'm not going out.

I need to go back to the room. - All right.

We have a meatball down.

- I can't drink like I used to, and I'm exhausted.

- I don't think Deena's gonna make it tonight.

- I can't do any more. - What?

- Yeah, your face shows it. - What?

- Drink the rest of-- a little bit more water.

- No, she's--she's done. - No, I'm done.

- I thought that these girls were gonna go crazy.

I mean, look, this bachelorette party

is for Angelina.

Like, she's a crazy person.

I thought they were gonna be getting ratchet here.

- You want me to come with you? - No.

It's your bachelorette. Go out. I just need to go to bed.

- Listen, sometimes you got to--you got to call

your battle sometimes.

The Designation is on duty.

[dramatic music]

My duties are to get my roommates home safe and sound.

The Designation makes sure that you get home safe.

The Designation in the house.

- I owe you my life.

- Ugh!

- The Designation again.

Guys, we're gonna wait for the taxi to get here.

So you guys go on, enjoy your nights, all right?

- Yeah, have so much fun. - It's a bird. It's a plane.

No, it's just The Designation.

- Love you guys.

- Thank for bring her home, Mike.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God. Thank you for staying out with me.

I'm like--I felt so bad.

I'm happy that Mike took her home, though.

- Watch your feet. Watch your feet.

- I got it. - All right. All right.

All right. All right.

- It's your bachelorette mome. - Yes.

- All right, we're about to get the package home safe.

- I can't wait to get [inaudible].

- ♪ Y'all just never listen ♪

- I'm dying.

I want a freaking egg.

[inaudible].

I need to go to sleep and go to bed.

- I'm gonna put on some nice comfies, wash my face.

I don't know. I could treat myself to a shower.

I'm not sure. Maybe even a mask.

Maybe I'll do the mask in the morning.

I'm really big into self-care these days.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna go to bed. - I got you.

- Let's go to bed. - Tomorrow I will live

to fight another day.

This way. I'm just making sure you get there.

- I'm just tired. - Just in case you decide

to fall asleep somewhere.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

The Situation has many,

many years of partying like an animal,

and I'm here to tell you

that I have what it takes to be

The Designation, okay, and there can be only one.

All right, come on. Let's get you in bed,

but I got to know that you're safe

before I can get out of here.

Oh, The Designation strikes again.

- Love you. - Love you. Good night.

- I love you so much. - Love you, sis. All right.

- Thank you. - Good night.

- Good night.

[upbeat music]

- Go in.

♪ ♪

Yes.

- All right, let's go.

- We had a great bar crawl.

I mean, we lost a meatball in it,

but the roomies are really stepping up,

and I appreciate every everything,

It's been a great second day of my bachelorette.

- What's up, man? - Ya.

- Tomorrow we got a surprise for you.

I had to pay Vinny his full rate to strip for you.

- Oh, [bleep] relax. - I already paid him.

- Stop it. - Just the deposit.

- [laughs]

- Been there, done that, dude.

I don't want that on my bachelorette. It's like--

- Yeah, Vinny, she doesn't want your [bleep].

- Vinny's [bleep] is like this.

- Quit talking about Vinny's p*nis.

- I don't want it near me.

I'm good.

My fiancé's [bleep] is like [bleep] a tree bark.

I'm okay. - A tree bark?

- Pauly, don't let him do it.

- What did he do?

- Don't let him put his [bleep] in my face.

I'm good.

- ♪ Yo, pacing feet ♪

♪ Screw my face to the beat ♪

♪ I am the dropout ♪

♪ The copout they scraped off the street ♪

♪ My people ♪

- Yes.

Vinny, don't try to strip on me tomorrow,

or it's gonna be a problem.

♪ ♪

- All right, love you. - Good night, girls.

- [bleep]. - Call us sometime.

- Hey, sorry I didn't give t*tties.

- We'll get together. We'll grab breakfast.

- And of course me and Nicole last freaking two standing.

Oh, [bleep] as usual.

You left your [bleep].

[laughs]

I'm having so much fun with Nicole.

I mean, Nicole and me, I don't understand it.

We're like kids.

- [inaudible] balloons.

Get them out of the way.

- I--I love the girl.

- Well, I'll tell you one thing.

You come to New Orleans,

and that's what you have for a bachelorette party?

- Angelina wants to be ratchet, bro.

- Right. You can't let Angelina go out at a ghost tour.

- No. Tomorrow what the [bleep] are we gonna do, Zumba?

- Dentist appointment? - [laughs]

They got the [bleep] Avon lady coming tomorrow.

- We're gonna listen to audio books.

- Yo. - [laughs]

- Come on. Let's go.

That's your man.

- It's Chris.

- Is there really a blowhole where his [bleep] is?

- Let's figure it out. - Hold on.

I'm gonna do it.

Is it gone?

- Oh, my God. You're hurting his peesh.

- It says "blow here."

- ♪ I want to lay you down ♪

♪ And give it to you in your neck ♪

- God, he's gonna pop. [laughter]

You're sitting on his face.

Girl, if you do these moves on the wedding night...

- Reverse cowgirl, b*tches.

- Like, you're definitely getting pregnant.

- ♪ Lay you down ♪

♪ And give it to you in your neck ♪

- Sorry, Chris. This is really uncomfortable.

- ♪ Lean back while you rockin' this ♪

♪ It's the pop music apocalypse ♪

♪ Pulled up in an Uber Black with eight chicks ♪

[knock at door] - Who is it?

- What up, man? - Good morning, man.

- Good morning. - All right?

- Come on in. - You guys up yet?

- Yep, we up and at 'em. - Y'all turn up last night?

What happened?

- We tried to.

These girls, I don't know. - Yeah.

- We're gonna have to do something here.

- Exactly.

We might have to take over this whole situation.

You know what I'm saying? - That's what I'm saying.

As far as Deena planning a bachelorette party,

probably not the best person to plan it.

- So what did y'all think of the ghost tour last night?

- And it was, like, a weird-- like,

I'm looking around like, "What the [bleep]

is going on right now?"

This needs to be ratchet like we did

for Mike's ratch-lorette party at the ranch.

When I think of NOLA, I just think of, like, party.

The guys need to take over and show these girls how to party.

It wasn't my favorite.

- You think the girls are up? - No.

- [snoring]

- Oh, my God. How are we gonna do this again today?

- I'm tired. - [bleep].

- ♪ I'm just cruising through life ♪

♪ 'Cause I just like to take it easy ♪

♪ I'm just cruising through life ♪

- Nice.

[line trilling]

- Oh, sh**t.

- Oh, who that? - Oh, Ronnie.

- Oh, damn.

- Hey, yo. - Yo.

What's up, my dude. - What's up, bro?

Yeah, I just got to Harrah's.

Where you guys at? - Yeah, come up.

It's --uh, .

- All right. I'll be right up.

- All right. Later.

It's been a minute since I seen Ronnie,

and a lot has been going down in his life.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

The fact that he is here is great,

'cause that's exactly what he needs right now.

- That's our boy.

We're gonna try to get to the bottom of it.

- Absolutely.

I think it's important that he be here with his family.

- I want Ronnie to feel that he has us to lean on

and knowing that we support him the whole way.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm on it ♪

♪ Had some bad nights end up with good mornings ♪

♪ I'm on it ♪

♪ Yes we push ♪

- ♪ You can find me in the spotlight ♪

♪ Go until they catch me at the stoplight ♪

♪ You can find me in the spotlight ♪

- Hey. - Yeah.

- That's a Ron knock. - [laughs]

- Hey. - Hey.

How you doing? - Good to see you. You good?

Sorry, my hands are...

Oh, [bleep]. - Good to see you, man.

- It feels weird seeing Mike. Feels good, bro.

You good? - What up?

- How was your flight?

- Long, but it feels-- it's good to get here.

Never been to New Orleans, so...

- Oh, you've never been? - No.

- There's dope ghost tours here.

- What's that?

- Oh, yeah. Last night was-- - The guys are gonna have to do

a little taking-over of this ratch-lorette party.

- Yeah. I figured you guys would be out.

- I'm like, "It's New Orleans.

There's gonna be, like, Mardi Gras.

It's gonna be party, like, lit.

Bourbon Street, everything lit."

Nah. Ghost tour.

- What's a ghost tour? - This guy just goes around.

And he tells you all these stories

about these abandoned buildings.

- Yeah, we're, like, cool. - But it's Angelina.

She parties seven days a week,

so you'd think her bachelorette party

would probably be a party? Nah.

- So--so then who planned it? both: Deena.

- Oy vey. - You left it to the girls

the first night. Now we'll handle it.

- We're on the same team now, 'cause Jenni hates me.

- Bro-- - Yep.

- She apologized to Angelina too.

- Yeah, her and Angelina are-- - Did she?

- Her and Angelina are cool. She hates me.

- She kind of told me that. - Wait, wait, wait.

You cool with her? - Yeah.

She texted me, bro. So basically you replaced me.

When Jenni's mad,

anything that happens, it's gonna be your fault.

- She's saying I downplayed it. - What I'm hearing is that--

- She got mad at me for talking about him

or not talking about him?

- Welcome to Jenni hating you.

Global warming, Vinny's fault.

Drops the [bleep] cake when she's baking it?

Vinny's fault. Grayson stubs his toe?

Vinny's fault. It's always gonna be Vinny's fault.

- This is a one-sided fight.

Like, I'm not fighting with her, yo.

- I know, 'cause you're not gonna win.

Take it from me. [laughs]

- Angelina was like,

"This guy looks like a crackhead."

- "John Cena on crack."

- John Cena on crack is gonna be there I'm sure.

- They're cool. - I'm over here like,

"Yo, he touched you in this area right here."

- It sounds like you're downplaying it right now.

- Yeah.

- Sounds like you're minimizing it to be honest with you.

- Listening to it now, I get why she's mad.

- Waky-waky, Nicole. - You waky-waky.

- I'm in my clothes from last night.

- You still look pretty. - Thank you, 'cause I--

Look at--why does my shirt have a stain on it?

- Oh, my God.

You cheated on Chris. - [laughs]

With a Chris blow-up doll. - With a Chris blow-up doll.

- [laughs]

- Let's get ready. My bachelorette.

Let's get it going. You have to shower?

- Yeah, I guess.

- Do you see me? What the [bleep]?

- I fell asleep with chocolate in the bed,

and now it's all over the place.

- No. - I'm such a hot mess.

Like, who [bleep] falls asleep with chocolate in their bed?

I'm years old. Get your [bleep] together.

I can't.

- ♪ I hit it all ♪

- ♪ You know it ♪

- ♪ I hit it all ♪

- ♪ We bet ♪

- ♪ You've seen it all and we've seen it all ♪

♪ I do it all ♪

- Wait, so where's my room with Mike?

I know I'm sharing a room with Mike.

- Oh, yeah. No, I kept it clean,

because I was hoping you were coming.

- Yeah. - I kept it clean. Big walk.

- Long walk. - Long walk.

Should've stretched. - Yep.

- Band's all back together. - I know.

It's so crazy having everybody together.

- Mm-hmm. - It's good to see you.

- Handle some [bleep] back at home.

- Yeah, it is what it is, man.

I'm sure you know if anybody's been through

some serious [bleep]... - Yeah, it's...

- It's your boy Sitch here,

so I hope you know that you can call me at any time.

I remember when I was going through my thing,

to be honest with you, I put one foot

in front of the other and got back to the basics,

and that's where--that's where it all happens, you know?

- I mean, it's like,

the one thing I love about my addictive personality

is that if I focus in on something positive,

it becomes--because you become obsessive about it, you know.

- Dude, I try to get that point across to people,

and I'm very happy and very proud that you even said it

and I didn't even have to tell you about it.

I feel like I am talking

to the younger version of myself right now.

About a year-and-a-half ago when we came to Miami,

I was insecure for the first time in my life,

because I was going through a case, right?

I had to come back in with you savages, right?

And I didn't know if you guys were gonna like me,

if I was gonna fit in, if America was gonna like me,

and I also identified myself as "The Situation,"

as only if I had the six-pack.

This is The Situation right here.

And at the time, I didn't. At the time, I didn't.

I was Big-Daddy Sitch. You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah. - I was, like, ,

pounds overweight.

- Yeah. - But I still went anyway,

and I felt that it was probably one of my best decisions,

because I found, you know,

a different version of myself that I never thought was there.

- Yeah. - I didn't think

I could fit in, but I fit in perfectly.

I became "The Designation." It all turned out,

and now I am the best version inside and outside.

If you think, "I'm not gonna be fun

or not gonna be the old Ron," or whatever it is, we will--

- I don't want to be the old Ron.

- That's what I'm saying. - I'm good, yeah.

- We want to find the new Ron. We want to see the best Ron.

And if you continue to move forward in life

one foot in front of the other, we will find the best Ron.

You will find the best Ron, and you'll be

proud of yourself, and that's what's up.

- Yep.

- So I'm rooting for the comeback.

- I'm focused, bro.

- No matter what you're going through right now,

I believe that you will become better.

You know, you just have to rise to the occasion.

I'm gonna keep dishing out the inspiration for my man Ronnie

until he's actually ready to absorb it.

And I feel that little by little,

one day at a time, he will.

Blessings will continue to come if you're grateful

and you attract that positive energy.

You know what I mean? I want you to know

that you can call me for pretty much anything.

You know what I mean? - I know. I love you, bro.

You're brother. Family.

- And when you have your wedding one day,

I will be your [bleep]best man

and give a [bleep] fire speech.

Damn, you're getting thick, man.

- ♪ This says I'm here to stay ♪

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

- Oh! - Ahh!

[laughter]

- Vinny is here. - Ugh.

- The second she walks in,

I'm just gonna be like, "Awkward."

- Come on, man. - And I'm gonna be there,

and I'm gonna grab this popcorn.

- ♪ You treat me like a carpet ♪

♪ When you walk all over me ♪

♪ And I can't believe it ♪

- Vinny, you ready to cheat on your diet here?

- ♪ It's been a long night here ♪

♪ And a long night there ♪

- I got Mike "The Situation"with me.

- Yo, so this bachelorette party is so whack.

Will the wedding be whack too?

- It's a whack-lorette party. - Oh, I hope not. I hope not.

- Because your wedding was the best wedding I've ever been to.

- It was. It was.

I think what really set it off was the dance.

- Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

- Oh, the dance was-- - You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? - That dance was lit.

- The dance was the staple point.

- You should strip. - Yes.

- I'm not stripping at her wedding.

- You are the perfect candidate.

- Bring your [bleep] sock, your cuffs.

- Listen to me. What made that dance so epic

is that we all did something together.

- Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

So what are you proposing here, Vincent?

- It doesn't have to be like a strip club [bleep],

but just like a big,

epic surprise that we could all do together.

- Oh, like all of us jump out?

- We did it at Mike's wedding. It was amazing.

- ♪ I want to rock right now ♪

♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪

♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone ♪

- But we want to do that same thing for Angelina.

- All right. - All right, let's do it.

- We've become, like, the wedding dancers, you know?

We, like, are gonna start a company

where the guidos are gonna dance at weddings.

- But we could still do something big.

We'll think about it. You know what I mean?

- Okay.

- ♪ Got it good good ♪

♪ ♪

- beignets, and to go. - Okay.

- This is gonna be awesome!

- That was quick. - Here you go.

Oh, damn. - Oh.

- All right.

- So there's a place that New Orleans is known for.

It's Cafe Du Monde. They have these things called beignets.

- This is crazy. I got to take a picture of this.

- This is for the Gram. - Yeah.

- This is definitely not in my diet.

- I'm just gonna go into diabetic shock.

- I'm about to go into diabetic shock.

- Wow. These are banging.

- Beignets are basically like funnel cake of New Orleans.

- Yo, should we get some funnel cake?

- Oh, damn. Look at that bad boy.

- Oh, my God. - Damn.

Somebody get a shot of that.

This guy ain't keto. - It is not keto.

- It's fried dough in a bunch of powdered sugar.

They're not keto, but they're really good.

- Come on. - Mike, you could do one bite.

- I'm definitely not touching that.

- You got to.

- One bite, bro. It'll make the veins pop.

- You'll be fine, bro.

- Can you look at this right now?

Fine, fine.

- Yes. - One bite. One bite.

- Peer pressure. - A big bite.

- Hey. - Hey.

- It's a good bite. It's a good bite.

- That's what I'm talkingabout.

- You have the whole thing in one bite.

- Good, right? - Oh, my God.

The powdered sugar, it is just like a zeppole.

This is a dream.

- Yeah, buddy. - Wow.

- Hey. [laughter]

as*h*le. Look at me. - [laughs]

- Oh! - Got him.

- Yo, my probation officer's not gonna like this.

"Officer, I swear it's all powdered sugar."

- Oh! [laughter]

- Yo, he's on probation. - Oh, you're on probation, bro.

[laughter]

I don't like this game.

- I'm supposed to stay fresh till death,

and there's nothing fresh about this.

[laughter]

- That's our out.

And that's when we leave.

- Another one? - No. Thank you very much.

- Okay, bye. - Bye-bye.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Do I have any sugar on me?

[bleep].

How'd I get sugar on me,Mike?

[bleep].

♪ ♪

- It comes right off.

♪ ♪

This us?

- You got them beignets? - Yeah, dude.

- Yeah, I got the beignets.

♪ ♪

- We come bearing gifts.

- Ladies. - Hey, bachelorette.

- We got something special for you,

but it's not these beignets. It's--

- Ooh, I love beignets. all: Ronnie.

- Ron's here. Ron made it.

- I love this man.

- I love this man.

- I love this man.

- Are you alive? - Yes.

- Oh, my God.

Ron's here.

Thank God.

And now we're, like, a complete unit, but I'm like,

"Oh, my God. Like, are you okay?"

Ron, are you okay?

- Everything's great. Today's a good day.

- Well, good thing you're here. - Yeah.

Hey, you know, it feels good

that everyone's still asking me,

you know, worrying about what's going on in my life.

But you know what? I'm here for Angelina

celebrating her bachelorette party,

so let's have a good time.

- Where's Snook-Woww?

- Oh, she'll be here at : I think.

- I thought she was meeting me at : p.m.

in the parking lot. - Oh, my God.

- After school. - After school.

- Yo, Angelina, have one of those beignets.

- I can't eat that.

- Yo, Angelina, have those. Those aren't fattening.

- No, no, these are keto. I had one.

- I don't want it. - They make your abs pop.

- Vinny had six. - Yeah.

- Okay. - I mean, we just wanted

to get Angelina beignets for her bachelorette party.

We're not always up to something.

- Angelina, have one of them. - No.

- Vinny, you're so weird. - Wait, more.

- What are you doing?

- I want all the sugar on it.

- Don't do anything to me, you [bleep].

- I don't trust you.

- I'm eating it. - You're being [bleep] weird.

- Angelina, sit down. - You're being so--

- Get ready. Stop being a [bleep] p*ssy.

- I'm locked and loaded.

- Get the [bleep] out of here. - It's about to happen.

- Oh! - Ah!

- Oh!

- No.

- Wow.

- Get off me.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm back, and I'm actually really excited

to be back,

because I'm gonna finish out this bachelorette strong,

and I'm excited as [bleep] to get my party on.

♪ ♪

- Yo, Ron, I need some advice from you, bro.

Jenni's never been mad at me before.

- Okay.

- And I know she's been mad at you.

- For ten years.

- How do you deal with a mad Jenni?

- You've got to bob and weave, bro.

- Yeah. - Well, she's emotionally--

- She's already [bleep] upset with you,

so I think anything you say isn't gonna make

her more upset.

- You just-- - You know, to be honest.

- So I'm [bleep] is what you're saying?

- Yeah. - Let me look at your face

before she [bleep] you up.

Looks good. - Looks good?

- When Jenni sees Vinny,

I think stuff's gonna pop off right away.

I know Jenni's a hothead. Vinny should be worried

right now that Jenni's coming for him.

- No, with Jenni, I feel like it's more of,

like, time heals all as opposed to words.

- You're still healing, huh? - Yeah.

- It's been ten years.

- Vinny's sitting here waiting for Jenni to come in hot,

because when Jenni gets pissed, you're in trouble.

- Stop! Stop! Stop!

- Hit me. Hit me.

- You know, and she's gonna be ready

to just be spitting fire at you.

- Guys. - What?

- We totally forgot to tell Jenni that the boys are here.

She has no idea Vinny's here.

She doesn't know what she's coming back to.

- Hmm.

- Thank God Angelina and Jenni squashed their [bleep].

But now, like, Vinny and Jenni drama,

I mean, hopefully just [bleep] doesn't go bad.

- I think I should call her and let her know

instead of being surprised like, "Oh, [bleep]."

- You should probably call her.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Are you sitting down?

- What do you mean, "Am I sitting down?"

I'm driving.

- All right, we have something to tell you.

- Oh, God. What?

- The boys showed up, and Vinny's here.

- Ugh. They came?

- Yeah.

Yeah, all the boys are here. - Oh, they came.

- We've got your mask waiting for you.

- Huh?

- Yeah, so-- - Okay.

- We've got to bring this back. - I can't hear you.

Just get here. Bye.

- [sighs.]

Yeah, Vinny's here, and I'm like,

"This is gonna be really [bleep] awkward. Okay."

- Bro, the second she walks in,

I'm just gonna be like, "Awkward."

- Come on, man.

- Yeah, she made up with everybody.

- Everybody.

- She made up with everybody but you.

- She's really upset.

- Oh, God.

And you know what's gonna happen when that happens--

when this comes out.

- All he has to do is say, "I was wrong. I'm sorry."

That's all she wants to hear.

- Wonderfulness.

Is she gonna flip out?

I got to [bleep] make sure no wine bottles are around.

I literally don't know what to expect right now.

- I want to show you guys something.

I saw him dancing with the two of you, and then...

he, like, reached around,

like, you know, and probably touched, like,

this area right here.

- That area is your buttocks.

- Which was weird to me.

- I mean--

- She's saying I downplayed it.

- There's about to be a rematch,

but this time it's between JWOWW and Vinny.

- You're supposed to be her brother.

And I'm gonna be there, and I'm gonna grab this popcorn.

We don't downplay nothing here, you know?

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Well, here we go.

- So in the conversation,be like,

"What would you have rather of me have said?"

That's what you say. - Right.

- I never did I ever imagine

that I'd be giving my boy Vinny a funeral on this vacation.

♪ ♪

- If he didn't want to be involved,

he should've never said anything.

- But, like, didn't I tell her in that minute?

- Vinny doesn't take confrontation well.

But if you have that conversation with me

the way he had it with Angelina,

everything could've been avoided.

You could've told me, and, like, you didn't.

That hurts.

- Didn't I tell her?

- I feel really, like, ill.

- I'm gonna get drunk.

♪ ♪

- This is ten years in the making right here.

- This is happening. - Oh, my God.

- Holy [bleep]. Like, this is real.

- ♪ There's something in the air right now ♪

♪ Don't know if we should do this ♪

♪ Damn I hate choosing ♪

♪ This is all too much ♪

- The last time we did this, I showed her my [bleep].

You smell amazing. - So do you.

- [laughs]

You look amazing. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Wait, so are they gonna bang or what?

- Me and JWOWW need some privacy.

- Oh, my God. He's in her bed.

Whoa, like, ten years later, full circle.