06x01 - King of the Forest

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Narrator: "naked and afraid"
is entering uncharted territory.

Woman #1:
I'm nervous. I've never been
out of the united states before.

Man #1: there's not gonna be
a second that goes by

That I'm not gonna miss my son.

Oh, I'm really nervous.

My stomach is just doing
flip-flops right now.

Man #2: you ever have one of
those "oh *bleep*" moments?

I'm having one right now.

You will fail.
You're not gonna make it.

Man #3:
ugh, this is how you die.

Woman #2:
never been this drained
of energy in my entire life.

Do not go near the river.

Man #4: this is a joke.
Nobody can do this.

I can't...breathe.
I'm gonna pass out.

Chalese: medic!

Woman #4:
I don't want to leave.

Woman #5:
craig, you got to stay awake.

You can't fall asleep.

Man #5:
what the hell did I sign up for?

There's an alligator down here.
Julio!

Oh, my god!

It's really scaring me.

What if she goes unstable at me
and tries to, like, hit me?

I'm going nuts.

I can't take it anymore.

Man #6: it's not good.

Can you hear me?
You're not okay.

Sam.

Narrator: one man...

Narrator: ...one woman,
exposed and alone...

It's scary.

...at nature's mercy
for 21 days...

Aah!

There's a bear
outside my shelter.

Narrator: ...with no food...

Please don't go.

...no water...
I'm hurting real bad.

Narrator: ...no clothes.

There's an alligator
down here.

Do they have the skill...
Fire!

...and the will to survive...

Steven:
I've been naked, but this is
the first time I'm afraid.

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This is insane.

It's hot as hell.

My name is chalese,
I live in salt lake city, utah,

And I work as
a recreational therapist.

The outdoors,
it's just where I grew up.

I'm a marathon runner.
I just did a 100-mile bike race.

I use most
of my primitive skills

When I do backpacking trips --

Using a bow drill
to start fires.

I feel like I'm in a place
in my life

Where I've done
all these cool things,

I've traveled
to these cool places,

But I haven't really done
anything that I can look back

And say, "wow,
that changed my life."

Narrator:
chalese's primitive skills

Scored at
the low-intermediate level.

But her training
as an endurance athlete

Has prepared her body for
a marathon survival challenge.

Her initial
primitive survival rating,

Or psr, has been set at 6.3.

This is not like home, for sure.
I'm not in utah anymore.

Steven: you kidding me?

I get to go out
in the middle of nowhere

And build forts and spears
and stuff?

This is every american boy's
dream right here.

My name's steven. I'm originally
from amarillo, texas.

I'm a professional artist.
That's how I pay all my bills.

I'm an outgoing, adventurous,
pedal-to-the-metal,

"Like to do stuff people
don't like to do" type of guy.

I like to push it to the limits,

And this is the challenge
that I've been looking for.

I'm a strong hunter,

And I'll either use or eat
anything I k*ll.

Nothing goes to waste.

There's no tapping out
for this guy, all right?

I'm planning on putting alabama
over my knee and spanking it.

Narrator: steven's superior
hunting and trapping skills

And unflappable confidence
tested high across the board,

But his arrogance
could well be his downfall.

He begins with a psr of 8.0.

Steven: I'm not a quitter.

I mean, I'm steven lee hall jr.
I'm kind of a big deal.

Chalese:
I don't care about being naked.

I usually am the first
to get naked at a pool party.

I don't even know how many
people have seen my boobs.

Oh, I wish
I hadn't have said that.

Being nude with a man --
I'm actually g*y,

So that won't be a problem,
really.

Okay. I guess this is
what I've been waiting for.

I was engaged to a man,
and that just didn't work out.

I recently fell in love
with my best friend.

She is a little bit worried

Because I still
find men attractive.

Obviously, a big, strong man
who can provide for me

Is a very attractive quality.

I really don't know
what I'm getting myself into.

Naked and not afraid yet.

All right.

Time to make like zeus
and release the kraken, huh?

Do it.

Honestly, the whole nudity thing
doesn't bother me at all.

And I look good, man.
Enjoy the view, ladies.

This is the point
of being out here,

Is being one with nature

And having my way
with mother earth, man.

I'm gonna teach her a lesson.

My biggest concern's my partner.

That is my biggest concern.

I want a tough chick.

And, you know,
I hope she's attractive,

'Cause I got to spend 21 days
looking at her.

Hello there.
Hey.

You're my partner
in crime, huh?

I'm steven.
Chalese.

Nice to meet you.

You all right
over there?

I-i haven't seen a p*nis
in a while.

Chalese: I completely
just stared at his junk,

And that's all
I could focus on.

I didn't even know
what his face looked like.

I just -- pbht! --
Right to that.

I'm not a nun.

There you go.
It won't bite you.

Okay.
You'll be fine.

I'm out to my friends,
but I'm not all the way out yet.

I've kind of judged myself
on the person that I'm becoming.

Being able to open up to
somebody else is gonna be huge.

All right, so,
looks like I got the map.

Map it up, girl.

Okay, so,
looks like we're...

We're, like, right here.
Probably west-ish?

Yeah,
this dirt roady-road.

I guess
we'll go down this hill.

East?
Yep.

Okay.
And kind of...

Try to make camp somewhere
right here?

Yeah. The key is
getting down there.

It's gonna be a b*tch.
It's gonna suck.

It's not gonna be fun.

You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready if you are.

We got this.
High five.

Let's do it.
Let's rock 'n' roll.

Right.

Narrator:
deep in the southern u.s.,

The alabama backwoods
are unforgiving and harsh.

Scorched by day,
frequent thunderstorms

Can drop temperatures
more than 50 degrees at night.

Scavenging coyotes
prey upon the weak,

While steven and chalese share
the foreboding forest

With 500-pound bears
and toxic black widow spiders.

Are snakes up in through
these parts?

Snakes are everywhere.

But the biggest threat
is silent and deadly.

50 Species of snake
inhabit this state,

Including water moccasins
and copperheads.

But the king of snake country

Is the deadly six-foot
timber rattlesnake.

Its unusually long fangs
and high venom yield

Make it one of the most
dangerous snakes

In north america.

Do you want to do anything
to protect our feet,

Or do you think
we should just go?

Um...i'd rather get down
in the shade, 'cause it's...

All right.
I'll wing it until...

Yeah. Yeah, if you want to stop,
you just let me know, okay?

Chalese: I hope my partner's
a good hunter.

I am absolutely not.

*Bleep*

There's some thorns
right there.

Just got
a stick up my a*s.

Ooh, that's
a thorny little guy.

Yeah, be careful
of that one.

Oooh.
You little b*stards.

Makes me feel so much better
cussing at them for some reason.

*Bleep* you!

You want help,
sweetheart?

*Bleep* these things love me,
and they love my n*pples.

The amount of thorns in alabama
is ridiculous.

Oh, you...
Ohhhh! Ow!

You *bleep*

I'm sorry. I don't have a
potty mouth unless I'm in pain.

You're good, girl.
You're fine.

You're almost home free.
15 Feet.

You know,
we're naked, you know?

And going through that is not
an easy task.

Whoo!
All right! High five.

Oh!
Okay.

Ah, this is so much better.
Thank you.

Oh, you're cut up, too.
Oh, yeah.

Got blood everywhere.

Makes you look hard-core.
It's good.

I don't need anything to make me
look hard-core.

Oh, hey.
I'm gonna like you.

All right.

I think you don't know what
you got yourself into with me.

Oh, really?
To be honest.

You're preaching
to the choir, sister.

She's got a mouth on her,
and she's funny,

And I think we're gonna
get along good. Time will tell.

Oh, look at this.
Yeah, here we go.

* Water *

Whoo!
I know, right?

* It's the best
thing ever *

High five.

God, I want to bathe in it.
I know.

So, how do you feel about
sleeping with someone naked?

Oh, you have?
In the nature, though?

Okay. And not with someone
you don't know. Okay.

I think many of us have
slept with someone naked before.

At least I hope so.

He's an attractive man,
he's got a nice body.

Steven: it's all good.
If we get cold, I'm a cuddler.

We could cuddle.
Cuddle all day.

Chalese: if I'm cold,
I just want him to like,

Just get up all in this.

All right,
it's getting dark, so...

Okay. We've been in this creek
for a while.

We've been in this creek
for a while,

So we're just gonna book it
that way.

It's getting late.
You know, we're not even close

To where we need to be
right now.

So, this area?
This is it for tonight?

This looks good.
Yeah.

I'll get started
on our elevatedness.

We can pull all this out?
Yeah.

What we're gonna do is just

Put up
an elevated sleeping platform,

Throw some bedding
on there.

Hopefully we can get
a fire started.

That'll keep us
through tonight anyway.

It won't be the most comfortable
thing in the world,

But it'll keep us
off the ground.

Okay, don't
fail me now, guy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

Here we go.

We got fire.
That's huge.

Whoo!
All right!

First fire, baby.
Feels good.

Chalese:
such a good feeling.

Like, it's such a good feeling
to make fire with your hands

And to know you have that
for the night.

Just want to bathe in this.

First water to drink.
All right.

Well-, well-earned.
Well-deserved.

Like, how good is that warm,
ashy water?

It's, like, ridiculously
refreshing, right?

Kind of burns.

I just drank an ash
straight up.

Our goal is
to kick some a*s

And to do something legendary,
I guess.

Well, we're us, so...
Yeah, you're right.

That's all
we know how to do.

We're a little c*ck.
Maybe a little too c*ck.

You know, it's confidence.

Got a thong going on.

Here, let me see.

Look at that move.

Right? So,
I can just get it --

I just don't want anything
crawling up my vag*na.

No, I don't want that either,
to be completely honest.

Okay.

You all right?
Got some room?

Yeah.

Wild night.

Wild, wild night.

Oh, so, I'm tired.

Something tried to k*ll us
last night.

This little awesome ninja
over here just, like,

b*tch slaps an armadillo
or something.

*Bleep*

That b*tch was, like,
right next to us.

She took it like a champ
last night.

That sounded horrible.

But with all the critters
moving around and everything.

She got her little pointy stick
and was whipping around.

Pow, pow!
Like a damn ninja.

I literally slept with it

Because it just made me
feel better.

Like, look at that.

Like, see how
it's all dead up there?

Yeah, that'll be perfect
for a wikiup.

We could use
all of that bark

For as high
as we can reach.

Steven:
our main goal today,

We're gonna get up
at least a walled shelter.

In this environment
with the dangerous animals

And insects and all kinds
of creepy-crawlies,

We need to adapt
to our situation.

I wish
my arms were longer.

Yeah, you're tiny.

Chalese: it's tough out here,
but we do have

A really strong chemistry,
and we do fit really well.

I almost feel like we're the
same person in a lot of ways.

Like, I'm the girl version,
he's the dude version.

Maybe we just like being
around ourselves. I don't know.

You b*stard.

There goes the tick.

Was it?
Yep.

We're like the same people,

And, you know, she's a chick me,
which is cool.

Okay.

Tonight it is cold.

Ooh.

Ohh.
That's better.

Steven:
god, it was cold last night.

It was the real deal.

You're lucky I have
no boundaries,

Or else I would not be
getting all up on you at night.

Yeah.

It keeps us both
warm and comfy, so...

If you listen really closely,

You'll be able to hear
my stomach rumbling.

Yeah, we need to find some food.

My tummy's growling.

Your tummy's growling?

Catching something, trapping
something is not my strong suit.

I'm not an experienced hunter.

Steven is c*ck.

I haven't seen any hunting
or anything from him yet.

I just hope
he's not full of crap.

I can just walk right here
and see if there's anything.

We're pretty tired. We've been
walking, I don't know...

I would be fine if we had
some food in us, but...

It just keeps going and going
and going, huh?

Nice.

Whoo!

Ha, ha!
Whoo!

Yes!
Yes!

Oh, my god,
I'm so *bleep* hungry.

Steven:
when I saw it, I knew it was
a king snake right off the bat.

They eat other poisonous snakes,

So I mean, they're pretty badass
for a non-venomous snake.

Chalese:
that was pretty cool.

Crazy thing about snakes
is we'll have him for, like,

40 More minutes, and his heart
will still be beating.

Really?
Yep.

See, look at it.
See the heart still beating?

Oh, my god.
That's so cool.

Isn't it trippy?

You don't want
to overcook it,

But you got to make sure
it's done or else.

Yeah, we're good.

What do you think?
It's too hot?

No, it's perfect.

Wild that I'm eating a snake
right now.

Hell, yeah.

It's good, right?

Chalese:
you know, he got the snake,

And, you know, he's
a good hunter, and he kicks a*s.

This guy's been
an awesome partner.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Freezing our *bleep* off,
literally.

Yeah.

I just want
to get warm.

Ohhh.

These nights are so brutal,
it's, like, ridiculous.

But while we have the energy
from the snake,

We're gonna go out exploring

And try to find
as many resources as we can.

Okay, this is first time
up into the higher ground.

* Higher ground *

Isn't that cool?

It looks like a jungle.
Look at that.

It does
look like a jungle.

Those are
some crazy vines.

Way.

Where?

Oh, god, yes.

Yes.

* Hey *

This is
such a great day.

Hell, yeah!

Is it?

Steve: it's very edible.
It works great for cordage.

If you smash it up in some
water, it can be used for soap.

Big find.

The stem of the yucca is edible,
and it's really yummy.

It's taste -- it's like it has
a sweet, stocky taste.

Awesome.
Shampoo.

Your pits, man...
They ripe?

Whew.
Yeah?

To make soap
out of the yucca root,

You have to first
dig up the root,

Then you have to peel all of it,
get all the outer crust off,

And then you chop it
into pieces,

And then you mash it,

And then you have to lay it
in the sun to dry out.

Steven: oh, this place is --
it's gorgeous.

You know, it's quiet, man.

It's like serenity
is what it is.

And it's --
chalese: medic!

Medic!
You good, babe?

Medic!
Man: medic!

Oh, I think
I need stitches.

Oh, god.

I cut my finger pretty bad.

Nearly chopped
my *bleep* finger off.

Can someone confirm
we got the medic on the way in?

Nearly chopped
my *bleep* finger off.

Can someone confirm
we got the medic on the way in?

I was trying to cut some yucca,
and -- poof!

Right up my finger.

*Bleep* damn it.
I can't believe I just did that.

It's okay.

Think of butterflies
and puppy dogs

And cookie-dough ice cream

And portuguese snorkels,
whatever that is.

There you go.

How does it look?
It's not that bad.

This is terrifying. That's
my girl up there, you know?

We're -- we're partners
in crime.

How deep did it go?

So, I can't bathe,
really, now.

Guess you'll
wash my hair for me.

Steven: I will wash the hell
out of that woman's hair.

I will make that woman's hair

Like the oil of olay
commercials.

So, all you organic-soap
lovers -- pfft!

Doing it all wrong.
Don't got to buy that *bleep*

Come out to alabama, dig up some
yucca, smash it with an antler.

Good to go.

Ready?
Don't open your eyes, okay?

Are you just
squeezing it in?

Yeah.

Yeah.
Yeah!

I can hold the tip
so it's not, like...

Hold the tip, yeah.

We're such perverts.
We are.

Yeah, girl.

Isn't that cool
that it produces bubbles?

It's pretty cool.

I mean, you could
really get in there

And massage my head
if you want.

Oh, now you're getting
just saucy here.

Steven:
that yucca soap is awesome.

It worked way better
than I thought it would.

It sudded up and everything.

Oh, this is amazing.

And, honestly, getting a bath is
a huge morale booster,

And it's cool to know
that you can do that

Out here
in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, no!
What?

What?

You're gonna have to do
this armpit for me.

Ah, okay.

You're lucky I like you.

They're not that hairy.

It just shows a lot
about his character.

It shows how compassionate he
can be and, like, a true friend.

Like, a true friend
would really do that,

And I appreciate him for it.

Chalese: opened up.

Was pretty vulnerable about
being in a l*sbian relationship,

And it kind of sunk in
that coming out these days

Shouldn't be scary.

It should be something
you're proud of, and I'm proud.

She's such a huge...

Inspiration and motivation
for me.

Narrator:
so far, chalese and steven

Have been existing
on very little food.

They are consumed by cravings
for essential proteins and fats

Their bodies are deprived of.

I'm just praying
for a snake.

Tracks?

Yeah, it's a deer.
It's running that way.

Why have I not seen
any deer?

They don't really
come around us.

Just thinking about food
so much.

Pretty hungry.

All right,
we woke up early this morning.

Gonna try to catch us
an armadillo.

We gonna try.

Hope we get him.

My energy's drained.
Yep.

Only way we're gonna find one is
if it's running around.

Steven: you know, I've gone
up and down this stream.

I've gone north, south, east,
and west, so I don't know.

I just -- I don't get it.
It's disappointing.

I mean, I know
that they're out here.

It just pisses me off.

I do need some protein.

Tomorrow will be our third day
without protein.

Yep.

God, I hope I get to use this
on something big.

God, I would stab a buck
right in the face.

It's crazy, man. You know,
I've been so many places.

I've never been anywhere

Where I haven't seen
any squirrels, any rabbits.

I haven't seen deer scat,
boar scat.

The only signs or tracks
I've seen are weeks old.

Today, armadillo day.

Right now.

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Narrator:
it's been six days since chalese
and steven's last meal.

Every hunting trip taxes their
exhausted bodies to the limit.

Without a new source of protein,
their muscle wastage

Will accelerate, leaving them
weak and vulnerable.

It's kind of
a do-or-die thing today.

Chalese: almost a week without
any real protein sources.

That's a lot of days.

Just be careful
where you step, okay?

These sunny spots is where
snakes kind of tend to hang out.

Some snakes
or something down here.

Nature, like, got its a*s
handed to it by this guy.

I'm, like, kind of crying
for this possum.

I'll still eat it.

I'm starving.

But I'm really sad.

Ohhh.

That's nature.
You don't feel bad?

No, I don't feel bad.
I'm out here surviving.

All right, I just got to put it
in the back of my mind

'Cause that's
just really sad.

Never in my life would I ever,
ever, ever eat possum

Unless I'm starving.

I know the meat is high
in protein and iron,

But these things are disgusting.

They carry diseases and bacteria

That could
take us out completely.

All right, this piece is
definitely done.

Cheers.

It's not good.
I don't think so.

Is this meat bad?

It tastes diseased.

I don't know.

That is bad.

It is not good.

Hmm.

We probably burned
1,000 calories getting this.

This'll be aggravating
if that's all for naught.

Ugh.

Wow. That sucks.

It does suck.

I just hope
we don't get sick.

So, you see any movement,
just...let me know.

Narrator:
it's now been 10 days

Since steven and chalese's
last significant meal.

Their bodies are cannibalizing
their remaining muscle mass

For the energy needed
to keep them alive,

Making them weaker
and desperate.

Where do you think
we should go, babe?

Go, like, at the top of
this hill, and we'll see if...

Thought
I saw movement.

Holy *bleep*

What?

Look at that.

Holy *bleep*

That's a timber rattler.

That is one of
the most venomous snakes

In north america
right there.

How do you want
to do this?

I want you to stay back,
and I want you to let me do it.

Okay.
Okay.

Give me the machete.

Nice.

Whoo!

Dinner!

Check this out.

Holy *bleep*

That is...intense, man.

Tell you what -- I feel...

More like a man
than I ever have, ever.

Chalese: it took everything
to get up this morning.

No energy.

I just got a kind of energy
all of a sudden.

Got the heart.

Still beating a little bit.
Look at that.

That's sick.

Yeah, you damn right
it's sick, girl.

You damn right.
You know why?

'Cause I'm the king
of the forest.

That's why.

What are you
gonna do with it?

Make a condom out of it.

Honey, you're not that big
of a king of the forest.

I'm sorry.
Oh, come on!

Oh, that meat looks
so good.

How does it taste?

Way better than possum.

Wow!
Oh, my gosh!

It's good, right?

It's not bad.

It's so good.
Isn't it?

It is so good.

Chewy chicken.

The energy boost
from that protein is incredible.

You literally feel you body
come back alive.

I ate
a rattlesnake heart.

That's primal, dude.

That's about as primal
as you can get right there.

That's pretty bad-a*s.

See the flashes
through our teepee hole?

Yeah, you can see
the flashes.

Got some thunder.

* I hear rain *

Uh-oh.

Wow.

Here it comes.

Oh, man.

Ohhhh.

It's, like,
raining buckets.

Survival, man.

Real. Real deal.

Narrator:
the downpour doesn't let up,

Confining steve and chalese
to their shelter.

Sunrise.

Kept our fire.

That's good, but...

Steven: last night was
the worst night ever.

Like, hypothermia was
an actual...concern.

Like, everything's soaked.

We ended up just covering
ourselves in grass.

Chalese:
looks like a tsunami hit us.

The biggest rainstorm
I've ever been in.

Ever.

I didn't think
I'd get through that night.

The whole ground filled
with water.

All of our firewood,
our tinder, our kindling --

Everything is just soaken.

My biggest fear out here --
to be cold, without fire.

It's kind of like
my worst nightmare.

I don't know what's
wrong with me. I cannot warm up.

Steven: we got to get that fire
back up and going.

It's completely saturated
out here.

The only way to find dry tinder
is make little shavings

From the inside of sticks.

Before the rain comes back, we
have got to get this fire going.

They won't even spark up
if they're damp.

Really sucks
when everything's wet.

Yeah.

Narrator: 2 1/2 weeks ago,
chalese and steven

Were dropped into
the remote alabama backwoods

With primitive survival ratings
of 6.3 and 8.0.

Chalese has endured
despite a painful injury...

Chalese:
I think it's really deep.

...while steven has been
a huge provider for the team.

It's so good.

Forming a strong bond, they have
survived frigid nights,

But a raging storm has left them
without fire.

Mother earth --
she's top b*tch.

Narrator:
with three days remaining,

They are struggling to survive
and make it to extraction,

At which time, their final psrs
will be determined.

Worst...night...ever.

We need to
get the fire going.

Chalese: we've been trying
since yesterday.

I've never been wet and cold
for so long in my life.

Mm-hmm.

I'll go look for some pine
over here.

Okay.

It's crucial that we get
this fire started.

Sap normally creates a flame
pretty quick.

Want to try
rubbing sap on it?

Yeah, might as well.

I never tried that
before, so...worth a shot.

I know sap can work
really well.

It's like gasoline or
turpentine -- super-flammable.

Hopefully this will
get the wet tinder started.

We still have
three days to go.

It's exhausting.

Yeah!

Uhp, uhp. Don't be
counting blessings yet.

Come on, come on.
Light up.

Steven: getting this fire
back up and going is amazing.

Good job, girl.

Thank you.

Such a beautiful sight.

I think that took
a woman's touch, there.

Nah, just took my touch.

I suggested sap,
and it lighted right up,

So I was feeling pretty good,
you know?

I may not be a hunter.

I've definitely proven
I have skills and knowledge.

If I don't, then I make it up,

And I use the resources I have
and create it.

Been an epic journey.

I've learned more
than I could ever learn.

And I'm just ready.
I'm ready to go home.

We'll cross the creek...
Head for that big tree?

...big-a*s tree
on top of a hill.

You ready?
I'm ready for this.

Oh, I'm so happy to be --
gonna be wearing shoes.

My feet are
pretty strong,

But it's just
really bad out here,

So I'm gonna try
to just wrap some

On the sensitive part
of my feet,

'Cause that's
what really hurts.

Ready?

I can't believe we have to go
through this crap again.

Ow.

All right, big tree,
where are you?

Ow!
Tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh!

All right?

Even with shoes, walking
on this terrain is just brutal.

Ow.
Ow, ow, ow.

Oh, you --

Ohhh, ow!

Ow!
Ooh, yep.

Steven:
I'm hungry, and I'm tired.

The thing
that's keeping me going

Is knowing
every single step I take

Is one step closer to hitting
that extraction point.

God, I need water.
Yeah.

I'm, like,
quickly dehydrating.

Ooh,
this looks rough.

Ugh! How are you
not complaining about this?

'Cause there's nothing
I can do about it.

Ow!

Ooh!

Aah.
That was so bad.

That was the worst one.
You got this.

I know.

Oh *bleep*

I'm ready.

Ow. *Bleep*

All right, girl. Come on.
I'm trying.

It's right up here.
Okay.

That big-a*s try right there --
that's got to be the tree.

Oh, is that the tree

It's got to be the tree.

That's it.
Come on.

That's a tree on a hill
if I've ever seen one.

Where's the jeep?

Whoo!

That is *bleep*
intense, man.

Oh!

Oh, my god!

Steven: this was, by far, the
toughest thing I have ever done.

I'm steven lee hall jr.

I'm kind of a big deal,
you know?

But this blows everything
I've ever done out of the water.

I'm gonna miss chalese.

She's, like, my little
right-hand l*sbian wingman.

Oh, man.

Your p*nis will forever be
engraved in my head.

You're welcome.

Chalese: I think
he's forever impacted my life

And changed my life
for the better.

We're just gonna be
lifelong friends.

Whoo!

The thing I'm taking away
from this journey

Is being proud of myself,
not just for accomplishing this

But being proud of where I am
in my life,

Being proud of who I am.

Narrator: the incredible triumph
of surviving three weeks

In the backwoods of alabama

Leaves steven 25 pounds lighter
than when he began.

Backing up arrogant claims
of being king of the forest...

Give me the machete.

...steven displayed
expert primitive skills...

Nice.

...and proved to be an
invaluable partner for chalese.

As a result, his psr rises
from 8.0 to 8.6.

The punishing survival challenge

Also took a physical toll
on chalese,

And she lost a total
of 24 pounds.

Chalese showed courage
in spite of an early setback.

I need the medic!

And her resourcefulness provided
warmth for her team

When they needed it most.

You are
the firemaster.

Her final psr increases
to 6.7.

One man, one woman,
one amazing accomplishment.

We're so awesome.

And they did it...