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04x20 - Italian Ice

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation". Aired: April 5, 2018 – present.*
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.

04x20 - Italian Ice

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Deena. - Hey.

I don't think I'm gonna get up there tonight.

We will see you tomorrow morning.

- We love you. Bye. - All right, bye!

- Cheers to this guy in Old Bridge and Angeliner.

- What? - There's evidence?

- What the [bleep]?

- So what's up? You packed or what?

- Uh, I don't think I'm gonna go.

- Really?

- If Chris comes with me on this vacation,

what the [bleep] are the roommates gonna do?

- We got ahold of the video.

Angeliners needs to know this. She needs to see the videos.

- That's supposed side-boo.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Penny for my thoughts [indistinct] ♪

♪ Trying to make some change ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ I remember leaving home ♪

- Alrighty. We're here. We made it.

- What is the game plan when she comes?

- Let's see if she comes with Chris.

- We approach it a different way if Chris is here?

- Oh. - That's what I'm saying.

- Great question. Great question.

- I guess it's my key. Walking into this resort

is so weird right now. It's like it's a ghost town.

Hoping this is gonna all end up in a positive trip.

But honestly, if anyone comes for me and my husband

on this trip and oversteps our boundary line,

then you're gonna have a problem with me and him.

Let's do it. Come on, PP.

- Come on, Peanut. - Come on, P.

- She's gonna get loose at some point.

- She's gonna piss all over everyone's [bleep] door.

- Nicole didn't want any drama. That's why she left the show.

And then she caused all the drama.

- Cheers to this guy in Old Bridge and Angeliner.

- What? - There's evidence.

- What the [bleep]?

- We're left with all the drama.

- Popped in for lunch, [bleep] it up, and left.

- And [bleep] it all up.

- Why didn't they just sit down after this trip?

- Now Angelina is gonna come in hot thinking

that we're gonna attack-- - Fact.

- We're gonna attack her. - And that's the problem.

We didn't have bad intentions. Even though we still

have these videos, we don't have bad intentions.

We have to abort mission and try something different.

[Altitude Music's "Drop It" ]

- All right. - This is it. We're here.

- We're here, guys! - Yay!

- Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

- Here. - Here we go, guys

- Get my backpack.

- I'm getting your backpack.

Where's his backpack?

Here's your dinosaurs. Right here.

Yes, we're here. This is our room for a week.

What do you think? Oh, my gosh!

- Yo. - Hi, neighbor.

- Hey, what's up, guys? What you doing?

- We just got the kids to bed. Where are you guys?

- Oh, my God. We just sat down. Just come right downstairs.

- Yay!

- See you guys in a second, neighbor. Miss you guys.

- Miss you.

- Let's go. - Okay.

- We are about to tell my roommates.

- We're gonna go tell them. - How should we spill it?

- What are we gonna tell them?

"[bleep] around and got engaged."

- [chuckles] Perfect.

Just show them and that's it. Yeah. Let's go tell them.

- All right. - Let's go.

- Let's go. I need wine.

- Me too.

[laughter]

- Hi, guys. - Uh-oh.

- Hi, Jenni!

- Hi!

- Hey! - Hi, Zack!

- You made it. - Hi, Jenni.

- Sorry we're late. The kids. - What up?

- Thanks for coming to the Pocono.

- Hi. - I love my roommates.

They are truly my brothers and sisters.

Sorry we're late, guys. So it's nerve-racking.

Oh, it's c*ck. We were [bleep] around and...

- In the parking lot? - Got engaged.

[all hollering]

- What the hell?

- Oh, my God!

Whoo!

- JWOWW and Zack, what you've been doing this quarantine?

- Don't blind us.

- Yay! - She said yes!

I'm really happy for Jenni and that she found love again.

But now that Jenni's engaged to Zack,

she's gonna have to tell him about the birds and the bees.

- Congratulations. - Congratulations, brother.

- Happy for you. - Thanks, brother.

Appreciate it.

- Make sure you take care of my girl.

- Welcome to the family.

- Make sure you take care of my sister.

- He didn't do it here. - Oh, my God.

- We were actually just late because of the kids.

- It's one of Pauly's earrings. - When did you guys do it?

- He took me to the Empire State Building on my birthday.

- Whoa, smooth. - Aw.

- And he rented out the nd floor.

- Did you know it was coming? - It's so nice.

- You had a hint? - It's funny. I did, I did not.

- You ain't getting nothing past Jenni.

- And so before we even got to, like, the top,

he was, like--you were crying.

- Yeah, I was sobbin'. - Yeah.

- Aw, that's the best. - Oh, my God.

- Guy turns , all of a sudden, he's getting married.

- Yeah. - Crazy.

- I agree.

- All of a sudden wifing up JWOWW.

- I won't tell a soul. JWOWW is engaged!

- To feel the support from them and to have them love Zack

as much as--well, not as much as I do,

but just, you know, enough, it means the world to me.

- I love engagements this time of year.

- Aw, what a happy family. Where's Angelina?

[laughter]

- She might be coming.

- Really? - Yeah. You never know.

- If it's awkward, I'm gonna be like,

"Anyone seen any good movies lately?"

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Let's go see where everybody is, because I have to eat

before I pass out.

After the brunch with Nicole, I didn't really think

I wanted to come on this trip with this video [bleep].

But I just want to clear the air and try to,

like, you know, move on

so I can focus on my relationship with my husband.

I'm hoping the roomies are not even gonna bring it up today.

I just want these videos and this [bleep]

to just be done with.

[phone chimes]

[phone dings]

- Angelina just texted me.

- Stop it. - Stop it.

- Stop it.

- She's not coming? - You're lying.

- She said, "Girl, where you at?"

- Everybody's there already?

- I guess.

- Great. We're walking in last again.

- I said, "Dinner with the crew."

She said, "Coming." I said, "Okay."

- Oh, damn. - Okay.

- "I'll save you a seat."

- All right. - Okay.

- Oh, [bleep]. - I asked if Chris

was with her, but she didn't answer yet.

- Oh, perfect. - Hi.

- Maybe they did like a hall pass situation.

It's like you go do you for a week, I'll do mine.

- I think that. - It's probably one of those,

like, you know, whatever works in your relationship.

We're probably just exaggerating it.

- It is too cold for me and my life.

- Oh.

- Oh. - Hi, everyone.

- What's up, guys? How are you? - Hi.

- What's up? - Saved you a seat, honey.

- Hey, what's up? - Thank you.

- My God. It's like seeing a ghost.

- Like a midnight snack.

- Hello, hello, hello. - What's up, man? How are you?

- Holy [bleep]. Angelina and Chris are here.

And I can just feel the pressure in the room.

- Hi. - What's up? What's up?

What's up?

- This is not good, because we still have to figure out

how we're gonna handle the video situation.

- Nice beard, bro. - Hi, Vin.

- In walks Chris, and this complicates everything.

- Beard game. - Oh, [bleep].

- Wow. Chris, you look good with the beard.

- Oh, thank you.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I think everyone's being quiet right now because

first of all they didn't expect me to bring my husband.

- I need a drink. - Yeah, me too.

- I also think that they think they have some [bleep] on me.

I mean, Mike keeps texting me,

"Word on the street's this. Word on the street's that."

It's like, Mike, you don't really know the real story.

- You guys drive together? - Yeah, we came together.

- Nice.

- Shut up with your [bleep] questions, idiot.

- Come on, Vin. You're gonna go like that?

- Awkward. - Come on.

Oh, my God. This is awkward

as [bleep] right now.

- No. - The energy of the room,

and I'm very good at judging energy,

it's like a nosedive right now.

- Chris, it's good to see you, brother.

- You too.

- Good to see you, man. - How you been?

How's the pregnancy? Everything's going good?

- Everything's going good. Yeah.

- I got engaged. - No!

- Yeah.

- You're engaged. I mean, listen, I'm happy for her,

but holy [bleep] that was fast.

Oh, my God. Congrats.

- Thanks. - Wow.

- Did you guys get a room yet?

both: Whoa!

- He said get a room. - Shut up.

- Why do you look at me? He said it too.

- 'Cause you're going "ooh." - No, I didn't.

I didn't say [bleep]. I just said ooh.

- What the--I'm gonna [bleep] stab you with my fork.

- No. I didn't--it has nothing to do with you.

- [bleep] annoying.

- What the [bleep] is going on?!

- Vinny is just being annoying.

He's an instigator.

Even though I usually take his jokes,

something inside me right now is going,

"I'm [bleep] over it."

So I think you should simmer it down a notch,

'cause [bleep] is gonna hit the fan, Vinny.

I'm not gonna take your [bleep] today.

- He's so full of [bleep]. Like...

- What do you mean, I'm so full of [bleep],

like--what the [bleep] are you talking about, bro?

- You're full--dude, I'm gonna take this

and throw it right in your [bleep] face.

- Don't mind, we're friends. - I'm holding myself back.

- Don't, bro. - I'm holding...

- Chris, get her. - Myself back so bad right now.

- Chris.

- I guess some things have changed.

And I guess some things haven't.

- That's your wife.

- Because I'm telling you--I'm telling you...

- Throw it.

- I had a little inkling-- - Throw it!

- I almost-- - Hey! Angelina!

- [inaudible]. - Oh! [hollering]

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

- He just got that shirt from H&M.

- He's a clown.

- [bleep] just got weird in here.

Angelina threw wine at Vinny for practically no reason.

What is she gonna do when The Investigation comes out?

- We don't want her to freak out.

- You wanted to do it solo, didn't you?

- No, you're gonna be there with me, dawg. Ange. Come on.

- Oh! - What?

- The presentation is happening.

- I swear. - Oh, damn. What up?

- Let me see these videos.

- Angelina!

[all hollering]

- [bleep].

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- He just got that shirt from H&M.

- I know how to push Angelina's buttons.

And I know when I've taken it too far enough for her to,

like, throw something at me, and honestly,

I barely even said anything to Angelina tonight.

- I'll just drink my last drop. - Mm-hmm.

- Can I have another glass?

- Are we ordering--are we ordering chicken fingers too?

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- You're a d*ck.

You're such a clown.

- Oh, my God. - He's a clown.

- [bleep] just got weird in here.

You can use curse words all day long.

Like, [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]...

- I mean, you're all pissed off right now.

- You just can't say "chicken tendees."

- [slurping]

- Does anybody object to ending this night a little early

because it started so late?

- Nope.

It is not the time to show these videos.

Let me get my wifey out of here safe and sound.

- It's time for me to go to sleep.

- Same.

- Yeah. I gotta get this pregnant woman to bed.

- Can we ride back with you? - Yeah.

- Probably catch up a little bit more tomorrow, I think.

- Okay.

- Angelina was on such the defense tonight.

And I feel like we really need to evaluate the situation

on the videos, 'cause, like,

I don't think it's gonna be that easy to give them to her

without her, like, losing her [bleep].

Thank you. - What's going on?

It's freezing, babies.

- Oh, my God, babe. - Um, that was awkward.

Right, guys?

- So you're just gonna--you're just gonna be mad

at me the rest of the trip now?

- Well, I'm a little uncomfortable right now.

[laughter]

- Well, you asked for it. I'm kind of confused right now

as to why Mike even brought the FBI board

if he's going to leave as soon as Angelina got here.

So much for The Investigation. It's more like The Evaporation.

Poof! He's gone.

- Hey, don't you have something underneath that on?

I see a shirt. - No.

- I'm [bleep] so confused right now, because the two people

that had the most part in getting the videos,

building this case, now you're just gonna just bail on it

and just, like, leave us here to, like, what, do what now?

Because now you're leaving us with Ange

and the elephant in the room. - Apologize.

You know what, we'll squash it, have a nice vacation.

- There you go. - Say, "You know what?

I was a little out of line for throwing the wine at you."

- I'm sorry for throwing wine at you.

- "I shouldn't have did that."

- And I shouldn't have did that.

- But stop talking about dumb [bleep] though, please.

I'd appreciate if you please stop talking like a [bleep].

- She wouldn't have threw it if you didn't talk about

dumb [bleep].

[laughter]

- Hey, listen, that's an Angelina apology.

- All right. Listen--

- "Sorry you're being a [bleep] as*h*le."

- Exactly. - ♪ I am a livin' legend ♪

♪ Be careful what you say to me ♪

♪ I am a livin' legend ♪

♪ And I will always reign supreme ♪

♪ I am a livin' legend ♪

- It's still wet. - Yeah, I'm wet.

- You'll probably get sick, bro.

- ♪ I say to you I am living legend ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey, honey. - Oh, my God.

You're up already? - I'm awake.

- Can you believe Jenni got engaged again?

That I didn't see coming. - Good for her.

- Maybe you give her a speech now.

- Oh, that would be some speech.

- Can we just discuss how Mike and Jenni had all the receipts?

- And then we got stuck with Angelina.

- Mike used the pregnant card.

- What's the plan now? - What do you want to do?

- We're, like, kid-free for a little.

- Why don't we go explore?

- Maybe Deena will be in by then.

- Yeah. - Orders today are,

if anybody messes with me, you need to defend your wife.

- Okay, Your Highness. - Okay.

- What up, boys? - I actually brought...

- Hey, Vin. Hey, Ron. - Creatine.

- Hey, Mike, did you bring a reason

why you left us last night?

- Oh! [laughs] - Oh, [bleep].

- Yo, it was awkward as [bleep] last night. Did you see the--

- I wanted to get out of there--

I wanted to get out of there too.

- Dude, it wasn't the right time.

It was--it was extremely awkward.

- I mean, that's cool and all, and I'ma let you finish.

- But you left us. - But you--you left us.

And I was still left with her. Mike and Jenni have been, like,

you know, getting video evidence.

- Babe, I think I just got the video.

[gasps]

- Is that her?

- He's talking to witnesses,

finding out everything about Angelina and Chris.

- Okay. The vlog's thinking they're--they're

getting divorced. That's not good at all.

- This is not my problem with Angelina, okay?

I have enough problems with Angelina.

This is not one of them.

- What do we do now?

- Listen, we do our best work when we GTL.

That's what I'm trying to say.

[Makio's "No Cap"]

- Oh, my God.

What is it, degree outside? It's so cold!

♪ ♪

- Look at how beautiful it is up here.

- Yeah, this place is so sick.

- I'm so excited. I really hope everybody loves it.

And there's literally so much to do.

And this is just so nice. I'm cozy in my own car.

My husband is driving.

Whoa, there's a deer. - [gasps]

- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, look, it's a baby.

- CJ, look at the deer. - Aw, look, there's two.

- We are coming up a day later than everyone else,

because unfortunately, my husband had to work late.

But this is how I like to see nature.

I like to see it, you know, in the warmth of my own car

or my own hotel room. I don't need to be, like,

out there in the wilderness doing things, you know?

- Have you talked to anybody since the last night?

- No. So everybody got there,

and then everyone went MIA, and I'm, like, cool.

Usually group chat's lit;

everybody's talking, and everybody's nonstop.

- Group chat's what? - Lit. [laughs]

- Joanne, do you hear her? - Lit.

- Lit? - That must be her new lingo.

- I'm really curious to what we missed.

- Hey, you know what? Maybe you did a good job.

You picked a good place. Everyone's having fun.

They're not on their phones. - Yeah, that's true.

- I mean, unless they don't have service.

Then they're gonna k*ll me.

- ♪ Pile it up, count it up ♪

♪ , round it up ♪

♪ Bust it down, divide it up ♪

♪ Million dollars, Not enough ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- I'm like [bleep] Michael Jordan with the jump rope.

I'm gonna practice all day any second I can.

- I think the girls' gym is next door.

I think women's aerobics is across the street.

You know what you should look into, Vinny?

- What's that? - Cheerleading.

- While y'all are sleeping, I'm jumping.

- This guy just [bleep] whipped me.

- These guys are like a pack of rhinoceroses.

And I am a lone timber wolf.

- More like a little chihuahua. - A ferret.

- A little salamander. - A wolf wolf.

- So how are we doing this?

- Oh, the--the workout or the Angeliner?

- Angelina thing.

- As difficult as it's going to be for us

to even tell Angelina, we've got to do it,

because the last vacation, we couldn't really enjoy,

'cause we had to piece everything back together.

It's always something.

We can't just have a vacation, have a vacation.

- Yeah, I agree. - I thought the--I thought

the marriage was in shambles as it is.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause she told us about the divorce.

- We can't drag this out. - No, no.

We got to fix this today.

- Yeah. - It's going down today. Today.

- No weird dinners. No weird lunches.

- Yeah. - No awkwardness.

- No tiptoeing around the resort.

- Let's just [bleep] get it over.

- I just had a sick workout, yo.

I was [bleep] lifting weights.

- Don't talk-- - Yo, does anybody

hear anything? I don't hear anything.

- Mike, you shouldn't be talking.

[laughter]

- Anyway.

- All right. RSVP. - Here we go.

- I think it's just RVP now. Mike left us last night.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- Yo, get the [bleep] out of here.

- Why don't you leave us right now?

Get the [bleep] out of here!

- Put it in the [bleep] bathroom.

- It ain't gonna fit in the bathroom.

- R. - S.

- V. - P.

all: Pocono!

- ♪ We're under one spell ♪

- ♪ Daddy's in a place that you would never know ♪

- We're here, CJ! - Get ready, bud.

- Family vacation!

Looks just like a movie.

Ooh. Look at this. Got candles.

Oh, my God. This is so cozy. Let's start unpacking.

And then I'll try and get in touch with everybody.

Me and my family are going to love this place.

k*lled it.

- Dee, you did really good. Thank you for inviting Grandma.

- Of course. - This is nice.

[_x's "Move It"]

- ♪ Featherweight, middleweight, heavyweight ♪

- Protein. - Protein shakes.

- Wow, man. My muscles are shrinking as we speak.

None of that keto crap, is it?

- Yo, he is making love to that shake.

- Come to the bar, boys. - Brotein bar.

- Vinny's juice bar. - Salud.

- To Angelina and Chris.

- Oh, wow. It's actually very good.

- All you guys do is doubt me.

- So have we decided what we're gonna do with this plan today?

- I know that Ronnie should do it.

- Mm-hmm.

- We definitely know that you shouldn't do it.

- Ronnie and Angelina have this, like,

friendship with each other. I think they talk every day.

They give each other, like, advice.

Like, I guess they don't take their own advice.

But, um, you know, they have this connection.

- I think the key to getting rid of this negativity [bleep]

and moving forward is to face it immediately.

- I think the guys should just do it.

- The guys? You're the guy.

[laughter]

- Good idea. - Everybody collectively

as a whole, as a team, has selected me

for all of us to tell Angelina, and I'm just like,

"Why do I get thrown into this? What the [bleep]?"

- Let's go check on the wifeys. - All right, let's go.

- All right, let's go.

- Oh, wait, I don't have one. I'm single.

- Sit down, sidepiece. - Okay.

- See you guys [indistinct].

- ♪ Side by side I know we can make it ♪

♪ 'Cause we're killin' it ♪

- No, that's lime.

- No, it's a kiwi.

- Oh, that's a kiwi? We're all wrong.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Hey. - What's up? How are you?

- So are you guys having a good time?

- Yes.

- Good. - Lots to talk about.

- Already? - Already.

Well, there's good news, and then

there's just, like, drama news. - Oh, my God.

- All right, let's hear the drama.

- Okay. - Drama first.

- Drama. - Drama first.

- Angelina showed up with Chris.

- Chris is here. - Yeah.

- With Chris. - No way.

- I really didn't think she was gonna bring him.

Holy [bleep]. Pump the brakes.

So Chris did come with Angelina.

This is probably gonna go a little bit south.

I feel like it isn't gonna go well.

Her problem is, she always thinks...

- The worst.

- You know, the worst and everyone's against her.

And she came in thinking this entire trip was gonna be us--

- [inaudible]. We didn't mention it once.

- Us bringing up these videos.

I really want this to be a fun trip.

- I know. - Oy vey.

- ♪ Turn up the bass ♪

- I'm not gonna lie, I low-key feel like Mike right now.

- Why? Oh.

[laughs] Do you want to know what RSVP came up with?

- What? - Right now, I think

the current plan is for Ronnie to do the introduction.

And then from that particular point,

I'm gonna come in and just give the details.

- We don't want to tiptoe around this thing anymore.

- She needs to know that.

Nobody has bad intentions right now.

- Yeah, exactly. We should go see where they're at.

- Okay.

- The family, you know, is on to bigger and better things.

We're gonna handle this today.

- Chris. - Where's everybody at?

- What did you guys do this morning?

- We just went to the gym.

- What's up, buddy? - What up? Table talk.

- This thing makes me feel like my neck is broken.

- Mmm. - Yeah, you look like Mike.

- I said it earlier. I was like, "I feel like Mike."

- That's what she said. - Got to get the glasses.

- Swipe up.

- And we'll do a post to hitting the glass.

- I don't think they were funny.

But they were like that.

[laughter]

It is so cold out right now.

- Yeah, if we go outside, I gotta go get a jacket.

- Where's Vegas? - Yeah.

- It's still early in Vegas. But I think it's like .

- I can't believe everything's opening over there.

- Yep.

- I feel like the days have gone by so fast for us

at least, moving furniture.

- Why do you guys move them? You're--

- Up and down the stairs.

- Oh, like, to just put them in different rooms and [bleep]?

- Yeah. - 'Cause you buy more [bleep]?

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

- Got to get back to work. I'm [bleep] bored.

- And we fight about it.

- Bro, we fight over the stupidest [bleep],

'cause we're just home. Sometimes an argument,

she'll be saying [bleep], you know, you regret.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah. It's better to--

- It's not worth it. - I'm Italian.

I have a little bit of a temper.

- She's got a temper. I don't know if you know that.

- No, I didn't know that about her.

- Yeah, a little bit. - But how are you guys now?

- No, we're good.

- We're not, like, amazing amazing.

We're good. We're good. We're working on things.

- Yeah, we're working on things.

- Yeah. Pauly and Nikki together,

I see like how much they're so happy and loving to each other.

I'm like, "Wow, I really wish this is me and Chris."

- I think this will be a good trip, have fun, you know?

- We're gonna work on things.

And we're just gonna go from there, you know?

- Yeah. - That's all we can do.

- I'm rooting for Chris and Angelina.

I want them to work out. But what about them videos?

- We always have to keep stuff off social media.

Right, Chris?

- Ooh, ooh.

- He barely is on social media.

- People, like, hound us to post [bleep].

- I like the way you guys handle [bleep], not posting.

It's nice to see that Pauly and Nikki have that

where they could get into fights in their own home

and not take it out of their home

and show everyone in the world. That's something

that I definitely want in my relationship.

- You got to control what you put on social media.

- It's good and it's bad.

- Somebody was like, "Yo, I'll pay you [bleep] like mad money

if you give me [bleep] pictures of your feet."

- Yuck. - So weird.

- What do they do with them pictures?

- Like, do they [bleep] pictures of my feet?

- They obviously haven't seen your feet.

- I mean-- [laughter]

[upbeat music]

- That was that.

- Wasn't there good news too? - Oh, yeah.

What's the good news? What's the good news?!

- Yeah, babe. Do you want to say the good news?

- Maybe we should have heard the good news first.

What's the good news?

- I gave Jenni a surprise for her birthday.

- What? - He did.

- Shut up.

- Shut up! You're getting-- - Yeah.

- I never thought you'd do that.

Get the frig out of here. Like, what?

I literally never thought Jenni would be getting married again.

Like, so this is huge.

That is, like, the craziest news I've ever heard.

We need to get this Angelina [bleep] out of the way

because we have so much frickin' [bleep] to celebrate.

Baby's wedding. See, this should be a fun trip.

- Yeah. - Should be, yeah.

- Oh, I'm glad you saved the good news for last.

- ♪ You might break if you're fragile ♪

♪ Hit me with your arrows ♪

♪ Treat me like a black rose ♪

- Hello. - Hello.

- Excuse me, Vincent.

- I was just looking at this book here.

- Okay. What can we do that's indoors?

- There's a playground. Newlywed game.

- That's fun. - Silent disco.

I never did that. It's hard.

Once again, I feel like I am on

some weird couples' retreat.

It's a no for me.

All these sound like couples' [bleep] activities.

Bumper carts.

- I don't think I could put the wife in bumper carts right now.

- My idea of a vacation is go to the strip club,

go hit a pool party in Vegas, go get drunk.

But that's just me.

- They have bowling. - Yeah. We could do that.

- Oh, damn. - Hi.

- Guys, come on. - What up?

- What's up, guys?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Where's JWOWW and Zack? I'm hungries.

- And Angeliners.

- She was just in our room with Chris.

- She was? - Oh, really?

- We have adjoining rooms,

so we were talking for a second.

- Oh, [bleep]. - They're back together.

- Oh, really?

- You might hear some things go down.

- Cool.

- They said they're working it out.

- Yeah. - All right. All right.

Well, good for them.

Angelina and Chris are working it out.

But it's very sensitive right now.

So I'm wondering what she's gonna say

when we actually show her these videos.

- Hey. - Oh, damn.

- Speak of the devil. - Hi.

- [bleep]. What?

- Speak of the devil, literally.

- Wait, is this the first time Angelina

is seeing Vinny since the wine?

- Oh. We're both wearing Gucci hats. So cute.

- I'm ignoring you today. - Oh!

- Oh. - Whoa! That's growth.

- Growth, growth. - Well, Deener's here, right?

- Deener's here. I haven't seen her yet though.

- Deener? I haven't seen her.

- Hey. - Hi, JWOWW. Hi, Zack.

- Hi, JWOWW. Hi, Zack. - Here. Sit with me right here.

- Sit on daddy's lap. Sit on daddy's lap.

- Oh! - Oh.

- Sit right here. - Sit on daddy's lap.

- Hello. - Hi, D.

- Hey, Deena! Hey, girl!

- Deena, welcome to your trip. - Hello. I like the beard.

- Oh, thank you.

- Right now, we are officially all back together,

and it feels good.

- Let's hug and touch. - I know.

- Hey. - But I'm not looking forward

to having this talk with Angelina.

- I don't know where to go. - Are you sure?

- Well, we don't have to sit anyway

because we're hungry, we're going to lunch.

- All right. Cool.

- Yeah, we're going to get lunch.

- ♪ It's a movie when I pull up to the scene ♪

♪ Just wax the whip I'm Mr. Miyagi clean ♪

♪ Dope boy fresh and your girl looks like a fiend ♪

♪ All my homeys [indistinct] is looking like a team ♪

- Oh, it's a deer. - Oh, cool. Look at that.

- Oh, my God. Bambi. Is there a seating arrangement?

- I'm afraid to sit next to Vinny,

'cause everything that Angelina throws at him gets

the next person next to him. Got Ronnie last night.

- Got me last night. - It gets your mind clear.

- [bleep]. - Deena, did you know Angelina

threw a glass of wine on Vinny last night?

- I know. They were just telling me.

- Mm-hmm. And it was white wine.

- It was awesome.

- At least it wasn't red, right?

- She has manners. It wasn't red.

- Straight up. Sorry, Vin.

- Now we're throwing other things at her.

Watch, look, respect.

- You're stupid. - You're so stupid.

- Oh, you got some respect on you. Get it off.

- I can't.

- I hope you guys enjoyed--like,

like the place so far. - It's really cute.

And it's such--it's a funny story,

because years ago when we first met...

- . - We came to this resort.

- And I literally made him a photo album...

- Stop. - Mm-hmm.

- years ago. - And we kept it. We kept it.

- He kept it and saved it. - Oh.

- Yes.

- Oh, my God, honey. Show them. Show them.

- Oh! - It's in here.

- Aw! - Yes. Yeah.

- This photo album, it brings tears to my eyes thinking

about how far we've come

and that, like, we're full circle.

And I just want to share these memories.

- Mike, you saved that. You're a sentimental guy.

- Yeah. - Anybody else?

- Cancer kid. - Yeah.

- Aw!

- Wow. - It's so crazy.

- It's crazy. - Yeah.

- I didn't think couples' lunches and dinners

can get any more boring than chamomile tea,

Bed Bath & Beyond.

Now we got photo albums being passed around.

- You were my first love, honey.

- This, like, couples' [bleep] is actually getting worse.

- Yes, college sweethearters. - I know.

- "Honeys, you were my first love.

We're meant to be." k*ll me.

- Thank you.

[Megha Maan's "Risk"]

- ♪ Outside on the corner, take a risk ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody got here playing safe ♪

- Hey, but I didn't say you can have any. I'm on!

- Chris, did you bring those clippers, kid?

- Oh, [bleep]. - Wow.

- No, I mean, that's why I brought them.

- Damn, Chris, all these flavors

and you chose to be salty.

[laughter]

- ♪ Baby mama bought a brand-new [indistinct] ♪

♪ [indistinct] and it's sitting on the dresser ♪

- All right. I'll be honest, during our lunch right now,

things are starting to open up a bit.

- Yeah. They seem normal.

They seem like they're like--sitting next to them,

they're like getting along, you know?

- I think maybe-- - We do it at bowling or--

- I think we got to do it at bowling.

We have to do it at the bowling alley

when everyone is having fun.

There's a little bit of a diversion. Okay?

- Ron is gonna pull Angeliners aside.

I'm gonna swoop in, all right, from the backside areas, okay,

and then do the presentation. Voila.

It's happening. Let's get rid of all this negativities...

- Yeah. Let's get it out the way.

- And face it. Get it out the way.

- Yeah. - All right, plan?

- Let's do it. - Good luck.

- So what is this? Is it S-P-R?

- I think it's Mr. P.

- There you go. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it.

- Right. Right. - Yeah, let's do it.

- M. - R.

- P. both: Mr. P!

[laughter]

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom, fellas.

[Grayson Voltaire "Because It's Easy"]

- We'll be sitting here all day if we don't make a move.

- Let's go bowling. - Let's do it.

- It's not far. - ♪ We're bringing it back ♪

♪ To basics, kickin' it back your basement ♪

♪ It's not singing about the [inaudible] ♪

♪ Scribbling down the pages ♪

♪ No one ever told me what to do ♪

- How cool.

- Ooh, it's like an arcade area.

- How cool. - How cool.

- Best day of my life.

- This looks like Pauly's basement.

- I love bowling this time of year!

[upbeat funky music]

- ♪ Yeah ♪

- [laughs]

- Seriously, there's ba*ls right there. Come on!

- ♪ The end is near, hear the fat lady sing ♪

- The kids are on, like, a streak.

- Honey.

There's pretzels, honey.

- Damn! - Strike!

- Honey, there's chicken tendees.

They got chicken tendees.

- Oh, my God. There's a pretzel.

- Honey, I'm gonna definitely do a pretzel.

It's going down.

Honey, dip one pretzel in for me.

Dip one in for me. I need a diet soda.

- You're going down, Mr. P. - Come on!

I can't go against a pregnant woman.

- Strike!

- Aww!

- I love doing things with the roomies.

But at this point, like, I am eight months pregnant.

Ooh.

Just walking down the hall, I'm just exhausted.

- Strike!

Strike! Strike!

- So loud. - Strike!

- I need to just stop. - Come on, Chris.

- What are you doing? What are you doing?

- Everyone is bowling right now.

But me and Ron, we are looking at each other,

and we're playing a whole different game right now, baby.

It's called the extraction.

We need to extract Angeliners away from the situation

so that we can get her in private

and tell her about these videos

that are out in the streets.

- Ange. - Ooh!

- What? - Corner of my eye,

I see Ronnie pulling Angelina aside,

I'm like, "Oh, okay. It's going down right now."

- What's up?

- This is a very delicate situation

'cause you don't know when Ange is gonna snap,

go off the rails, start screaming,

lose her temper. So here we go.

Let's hope this works.

You know we love you. - Mm-hmm.

- And that we always--we do protect you.

And that you knew that the videos

were--you know about the videos.

- Yeah. - But they're, like, bad.

[tense music]

Mike has them. I don't have them.

I'm telling you, because I figured if you'd know it

were coming from me, you know it's legit.

- Yeah.

- We really are trying to help you.

- Yeah. But there's nothing on the videos, though.

- I don't know what you've heard.

I don't know what you-- - There's nothing on the video.

- But I'm gonna send Mike in here.

And you can look at the videos...

- Mm-hmm. - And you decide.

We love seeing you and Chris together.

We love that you guys are here together.

We're just saying it, 'cause we don't want you

to wake up one day and your [bleep] phone is...

- Honestly, this is my marriage.

I'm trying to work out [bleep] with my husband.

I know what I've done

when Chris and I have been going through problems.

And I just don't really like the fact

that these roommates of mine are trying to put me on blast.

- Yo. - Come to the game room.

- Oh, okay, okay.

I'll be right there. Ronnie broke the ice.

And now here come BDS also known as The Investigation.

And the presentation is happening.

Oh, damn. What up? What up?

- Let me see these videos. - Stop it. Stop it.

I'm gonna--I'm gonna just tell you the deal is

that we wanted to do this

without Chris here, because we just--

- We love seeing you guys together.

- We love seeing you guys together and, like,

want you to be happy.

And we wanted to handle this delicate,

and we wanted to do this in the beginning of the trip,

because this is a really happy trip.

First, we were like--we didn't even know if this is real.

She's saying that, you know,

"I called TMZ, and she's muddying up my parking lot,

you know, with chicken tendees,"

and a whole paragraph--

- Get the [bleep] out of here with that.

Come on. That's another lie.

- And we were like-- - I don't eat chicken tenders.

She's a [bleep] liar. I like the [bleep] Whooper.

Just saying. - That's what I figured.

- Chicken tenders, no offense, like them but not like that.

- Okay, come here. Come here.

Come on. You come on this side.

We're gonna do--we're gonna do a special viewing. Come on.

This whole presentation needs to be done very delicately,

because Angeliners, you know, she's a firecracker.

This drama right here could ruin the whole trip.

- Let me see this video. - Put the audio up too.

Put the sound on.

- I heard Jenni got the video first and gave it to you.

She could have told me this straight up.

- She's actually blaming JWOWW. I'm like, "Damn!

Like, this is a situation.

[upbeat music]

- Aww! - Come here.

Come here. Come on. You come on this side.

We're gonna do a--we're gonna do a special viewing.

Come on. All right.

I'm gonna speak to you, okay, like you're my little sister.

- All right. - First of all, okay,

this type of behaviors is not the best you.

- Keep it in the house. - This is not the best you.

- Keep it in the house. - Yeah, okay.

- Okay? This is not the best--I'm just saying.

- All right. All right. - It happens.

You're not perfect. I'm not perfect, okay?

- Let me see. Let me see. Let me see this video.

- Put the audio up too. Put the sound on.

- Turn it right now! Turn it [bleep] off.

[shouting indistinctly]

Well. - [bleep].

And there you are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

- You are, like, on a tirade right now.

Yeah. You're on a tirade.

- Hey, don't [bleep] with Angelina.

That's all I know.

- This is out in the open though.

You have to be accountable.

I'm just saying. I understand what you're saying.

But also understand my viewpoint too.

- Of course, I'm like screaming, yelling somewhere.

I'm Angelina. That's how I am.

Now my [bleep] video of me running down the hall

is caught on camera. Whoopie-[bleep]-doo.

- He's running down the stairs. You're chasing him.

- I remember this. - Okay, okay. All right.

- I remember--you know why that all happened, right?

- I sent you all the videos.

- I don't need to say why it all happened,

but all I know is that it's a lot.

Like, there's a lot more than that [bleep] video shows, okay?

- Well, you were screaming, "I'm gonna key your car.

I'm gonna [bleep] your apartment up."

- I never did--no, I never did that though.

- Ange, it's on the video, Ange.

- What, keying it?

- That's what we're trying to see.

- But, Ange, [inaudible]. - No. No.

- You just can't make this [bleep] up, man.

- Keying cars, [bleep] like that.

That's like corny, like--

- Ange, it's on the video, Ange.

- I'm saying-- - And I could have my friend

literally that I said that to, like,

say that I never did that. So it's [bleep].

- Do you know if they're having that convo now?

- I don't know. I would assume so.

- It's happening.

- Well, we'll know by her face when she comes in.

- I don't know how you even touch this conversation

about these videos.

I barely even said anything; Angelina threw wine at me.

- Hey. - Oh!

- Oh, my God!

- So I don't mind not being involved in this one.

I'm just here for the show.

[sighs] It's gonna be an interesting vacation.

- And her husband is here. So I feel bad for him too.

- Shows me going to my friend's house.

Like, who gives a [bleep]?

- It just shows you-- - That Chris also knows.

- Whatever you choose to do with these videos is you.

- Yeah. But yeah, yeah.

- Okay? - Yeah, thank you.

- He's not stupid. No, he knows. He's not stupid.

- Yeah.

- That's what we said. Like, "Who knows?"

- This girl DM'd you guys obviously.

- Yeah, yeah. - Who does that?

Like, who the [bleep] does that?

- Angelina is really showing no accountability

really whatsoever.

And it's none of our business if that is your sidepiece

or if you're swinging or you have an open marriage,

you guys are into some freaky [bleep].

You just need to have some accountability and say,

"You know what? That wasn't my best night.

I'm gonna try to be better."

- This is my friend. This girl is the stalker

that's literally stalking my life [bleep] God knows why.

Why even send videos like this to somebody?

Like, it's ridiculous.

- Listen, at this particular point...

- What is she gaining out of this? What is she gaining?

- At this particular point...

- She was trying to get money, obviously.

- You're out in open. - But that's [bleep], man.

But, like, all I know is I heard a lot

of different stories about, like,

how--so who got the video. I heard Jenni got the video.

And then I thought you were just trying to, like,

cover it up and, like, make it seem like

she didn't give it--like you got it first.

- I was just trying to just handle it

as democratic as possible or as--

- Democratic? Diplomatic.

- Democratic. Diplomatic. Diplomatic.

- Democratic.

- Well, there you go. There you go.

- ♪ Blood is in the water ♪

♪ Hide your kids and daughters ♪

- Babe, come on! You're better than this.

- It's just weird with, like, nails.

- Nah, just forget it.

Now you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.

- Where did everyone go?

- Yeah.

- I heard Jenni got the video first and then gave it to you.

Come on, Mike, like-- - Yes. But Jenni--

- Let's be honest and out in the open.

- But Jenni was not gonna do anything until she spoke to me.

And I was like, "Yo, like, we're gonna handle it."

- Yeah.

- I'm a little paranoid,

because I have no idea what's happening.

Mike and Ronnie have been with Angelina for a very long time.

I'm scared.

- She should have came to me first and said,

"Hey, listen, girl. Like, you said something,

word on the streets, whatever, da-da-da." Right?

- I did tell you-- - Is that you what

were--you were saying something about this.

- I was pertaining to that. But the videos

didn't come out yet. We didn't have them yet.

- Because I would have liked somebody to text me

privately to tell me about this.

- Well, because you just got them.

- Well, here's number one--

- Well, she should have done it.

Like, I'm just calling it how it is.

- Jenni, to her defense, I had many phone calls

with her where she's like, you know,

"We have to tell her about these videos."

- I know.

But, Mike, she could have told me this straight up.

She has many number. She has been texting me.

- She's actually blaming JWOWW. Damn!

Like, this right here, this is a situation.

- Woman to woman,

she could have just never told you, you know?

- ♪ Pure judge no allegiance not for much ♪

♪ We came for blood ♪

- ♪ Yeah, heatin' up the whole block ♪

♪ Got the crew with me, everybody know we so hot ♪

- Strike!

Look at this guy stuntin' in my jacket, yo.

- Yo, can we do a picture for my Instagram?

'Cause I'm not buying this [bleep]. It's too expensive.

- Look, he's pretending to be Pauly.

- You look fashionable now.

- It looks good. Looks like you have a personality.

- Oh, my God. He's so embarrassing.

- Like that.

- Bro, it looks like you're approachable now.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Jenni, to her defense, I had many phone calls with her

where she's like, you know,

"We have to tell her about these videos."

- I know. But, Mike, she could have told me this straight up.

She has my number. She has been texting me.

Woman to woman, she could have just never told you.

- All right, now we're explaining to Angelina that,

you know, "We were here to be your friend,

and we, like, got you, but I'm just not gonna tell you

about that giant tag on the side of your hat."

I don't know if that's a style or not. I don't know.

I wore tags on my sneakers. Just not on my face.

I don't know if it was a tag from her new face

or from her hat right now on Ange.

- What happens is, the reason why you know

about these videos is

so that you know what's out there

and that you can get ahead of it.

- I'm annoyed right now in a way because

yet again, Jenni's involved in this

'cause Jenni likes to hide behind people.

- You can choose to do with this information as you wish.

We did it the right way. - I'm over it.

Like, I'm over, you know, having to hear that they had

these videos where somebody is trying to exploit me.

Like, yo, enough.

No, I appreciate you guys.

But, like, point-blank is, it's my marriage;

me and my husband are working things out.

And that's it, we're trying to work on our marriage right now.

- All right. - There you go. Boom.

- Come on. Come on. Hug it out. - That's it.

- That's all we care about. - Come on. Hug it out.

- I think, eventually, I hope that she does tell Chris

and she doesn't pull something that I would have done back

in the day when I did something stupid.

It's like, "Yeah, I told her everything."

And then when Thursday comes on, you're like,

"Baby, come here. I gotta tell you something.

Sit down, watch."

- Yo, we just--yo, we just squashed this just right now.

- All right. No, I appreciate you telling me this.

[upbeat music]

- Oh! - Oh, I'm sorry.

- Oh, bro, that's enough. - My bad. My bad.

- That's enough. - My bad. My bad.

Please, please sit down.

- How do you hit a pregnant girl with a pretzel?

- Are you okay?

- I need to go to the hospital. - Are you okay?

- It felt like I was shot.

[laughter]

I'd like to say that I'm surprised at Angelina,

but I'm not surprised.

- I gave her all the videos.

Yeah.

- So for the fact that I'm trying to help her right now,

I'm public enemy number one for sure.

- What? - From what?

I call [bleep].

- Listen, we're not talking about this going forward,

because it's her life. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - I agree.

- You know how she-- - From today, it's done.

- Today is done.

There's a little saying, you know,

never let your emotions rule your intelligence.

And that's really what's happening right here.

All right, see you guys at dinner.

- Bye.

- We are full steam ahead for probably another disaster.

- ♪ We bring hell to the fire ♪

♪ So when we get loose I want to see you go insane ♪

- I love snowtubing in the Pocono this time of year!

- What do you call four guidos in the snow?

all: Italian ice.

- Whoo! I'm on probation!

- Oh! - You had the videos.

Seems like people like to go to you for [bleep].

I don't know why Jenni's so, like, involved in my marriage.

You really have that much time on your hands, like,

you would do that?