02x02 - Handle with Car/The Silver Blur

[bunniefuu]

[siren blaring]

[tires screeching]

[siren blaring]

[tires screeching]

[squeaks]

[squeaks]

[twinkles]

-[siren wailing]
-[loud crash]

-[tires screeches]
-[glass shatters]

[Duke groans]

I got here as fast as I could,
Captain Bennett!

It wasn't an emergency,
Lieutenant!

I only asked to see you!

[picture frame shatters]

I just hand vacuumed in here!

[heavy sigh]

Lieutenant, we've built you a new car.

Why? I don't need a new car.

[metal clatters]

You've destroyed
every single car we've ever given you!

Don't be silly, Captain.

That's Tommy's car.

I borrowed it
because I destroyed my car.

[sighs]
After much research,

I think we've solved
the problem for this...

-[loud expl*si*n]
-[Duke screams]

[thuds]

[tires screeching]

[laughs]
Rad! I give it two Wheelies up!

Lieutenant, you need a car

that's tough enough
and smart enough

to keep up with your style
of police work.

Duke, you wrecked my car.

I've had it since my first day
on the force!

It wasn't just a car to me.

You're in luck!
It's new car day!

[Tommy crying]
I don't want a new car!

I want my car!

Lieutenant, I notice
sometimes you're not exactly tuned in

to your fellow officers' feelings.

A little more empathy
could go a long way.

I thought I was good
at solving problems with friends.

Cubby, I'm sorry!

Don't turn your back on me!

I'm your partner, Duke!

Yeah! Emotional problem solved!

See?

Uh, I can't see your flashbacks.

Dukester, you know Dr. Wexler.

Guten tag, Lieutenant!

I present to you my masterpiece,

the most advanced
police vehicle ever created.

[slurps]

[Wexler] Complete
with state-of-the-art

interactive
artificial intelligence,

myriad tactical gadgets,

and, most importantly,


You'll be super hydrated, dude!

[slurping]

[Wexler] It's the ultimate
crime-fighting partner

for the officer of today,
tomorrow,

and far into next week.

This is the instruction manual.

Lieutenant DeTain, this new technology
is very complicated.

Luckily for you,

I will now explain it
in painstaking, laborious detail.

Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah.

-Blah blah blah blah blah...
-[slurps]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah.

[ice cream truck chimes]

Criminals!

Nein! The car is not ready!

It needs time to sync
with you. then reboot!

Ugh, this is a disaster!

That actually went better
than expected.

[siren wailing]

[ice cream truck chiming]

[cars honking]

[Duke] Into the sewers!

We'll cut 'em off!

[thrilling music]

[thuds]

[New Car] It's dark in here.

What the hay barrel?
Is there a small child in here?

Small child,
make yourself known!

[New Car] I am not a child!

I'm the most sophisticated
police vehicle in existence!

Dr. Wexler said so!

And he's smarter than anyone!

And I say it's dark
and scary in here!

We're cops trying
to catch crooks!

If you knew anything
about police work,

you'd know the easiest way
is rarely the best way!

[New Car sobbing]

[New Car crying]

Dispatch, my car is... crying.

I tried to tell you!

The car hasn't completed
its sync cycle!

It's still in its early
development stages!

The A.I. must grow
and evolve into being your partner

as you learn to understand
each other's needs!

Wait. Needs? My car has needs?

Your tech is not helping
with my police work!

Well, ja, but ...

No one's ever dared
to question my...

[crying]

-[New Car crying]
-[dolphins trilling]

[Duke] See? We're okay.

And we got the crooks
where we want 'em!

Duke has a new car
and it's fast!

We can't let him
ruin our plan this time!

Ice, Cream, Truck,
listen carefully.

["The Loud Song" by Poppy Starr
playing on the radio]

What's happening?

-♪ This is the loud song ♪
-[New Car] ♪ Song ♪

-[New Car] ♪ Loud song ♪
-♪ The loud song ♪

♪ Turn it up, up, up ♪

♪ It's the loud song ♪

-♪ Once it gets into your ear ♪
-[screams]

♪ It's the only thing
You'll hear ♪

♪ It's the loud song ♪

- ♪ Loud song! Loud song! ♪
-♪ The loud song ♪

[woman] Yeah! Woo-hoo!

They're getting away!
It's too loud.

[New Car] What?

This song is too loud!

I know! I love "The Loud Song!"

Of course you do! Who doesn't love
"The Loud Song?"

But people
are blocking the streets!

Turn it down!

Fine.

[song stops]

-[woman] What just happened?
-[man] What am I doing?

[woman] What's going on?
Where am I?

Wow, I was so distracted!

Thanks. So, where did they go?

My radar is the best!

I'm picking them up
on a construction site

- on Caniff Street!
-[beeps]

Oh, that's helpful! Let's go!

-[siren wailing]
-[tires screeching]

[thrilling music]

[gasps]

[whooshes]

- Look!
-[tires screeches]

[steering wheel hums]

[New Car] I want fun tires!

We don't have time!
The bad guys are right there!

[New Car] I want!
I want! I want!

I want! I want! I want! I want! I want ...

Uh, should we wait for him or...

I'm making an executive decision.
Let's go!

-[truck door closes]
- I want! I want! I want ...

[New Car crying]

I want! I want! I want!
I want! I want!

Now, Duke,
if you're a good helper,

we'll come back and get Cubby.

[New Car crying]

If you're a good helper
and catch the bad guys,

we'll come back
and get fun tires.

[New Car] And some
high octane gasoline?

Don't push it, New Car.
After them!

[thrilling music]

[Wheeler] Yo. How goes it
with the new car, Dukenator?

I think I'm getting
the hang of it.

[New Car] He is not!

We just got word
the Ice Cream Truck Bandits

robbed two other
construction sites earlier.

Wait, look at us standing here.

It's like a great new TV show,
Science Cops coming this fall.

So, construction sites, huh?

There's another site
in .5188 kilometers.

There is a 96.54% probability
they're going there.

Uh, yeah, tho... those numbers check out.

We need to get there fast!

Fast? I love fast!

- Check this out!
-[button clacks]

-[clicks]
-[engine revs]

[groans]

My sunglasses!

I'm out of uniform! Take over!

Yes! Finally!
I'm a great driver!

[cheers]

[droning]

[thuds]

They're just below.

[Duke] Aim for the dirt!

That looks fun!

-Can we go next?
-No!

We need to finish the job!

We'll come back later.

[action music]

Wow! You really are a good driver!

Thank you.
And I just did a permit check

and found a construction site
a block away

from the company name
Not Ice, Cream, and Truck Bandits, Inc.

[yells]
Those devious crooks.

Good job, New Car.

Huh. You know,
for the first time in my life,

I actually feel like
I have a real partner.

Though I don't actually feel,
I feel the same way, Duke.

Okay, let's get 'em, partner!

[New Car] Hold on! We did it!

My sync cycle is done.

Time to reboo...

Sync cycle complete. Goodbye.

New Car?

Don't you quit on me, New Car!

-[Duke] Clear!
-[electricity crackles]

-Clear!
-[electricity crackles]

[gloomy music]

No!

[crying]

This bust is for you, New Car.

-[jack hammer whirrs]
-[plank clanks]

[groans]

Freeze! You're all under arrest!

I don't think so, Duke!

It's time we unleash

the power of sibling rivalry
on someone else!

You'll never stop us

from building a house
for our mom!

-[birds chirping]
-[Duke] Wait.

I get it! That's why
you stole construction tools.

You love your mother.

She took care of you.

Now you wanna take care of her.

You went about it wrong,
but your hearts were in the right place.

Yes, exactly!

You were listening!

I feel so empathized with!

So we can finish
our mother's house?

Uh, no.

You're still under arrest.

-[Ice, Cream, and Truck, groan]
-[Duke gasps]

[siren wailing]

-[Ice, Cream, and Truck groan]
-[car door closes]

New Car? You're alive!

[New Car] I just needed
to reboot after the syncing cycle.

I'm now your perfect crime-fighting
vehicular partner.

Good to see you, too, Duke!

[excited trill]

[smooching]

[New Car]
And it's getting weird.

[Tommy] Great bust, Duke.

-You got 'em!
-We got 'em.

Sorry about your old car.

I know it meant a lot to you.

Ah, It's okay.

I like this new one better.

It has a steering wheel!

Yeah!

[Duke] Well, New Car,

I'm looking forward
to us getting to know

each other even better,
like real partners.

[gasps]

[alarm beeping]

[cranks]

Whoa, I guess we already do know
each other pretty well.

Don't worry, Duke.

I'll be here when you need me,
partner.

-[clicks]
-[engine revs]

♪ This is the loud song ♪

♪ Turn it up, up, up ♪

♪ It's the loud song ♪

♪ Once it gets into your ear ♪

♪ It's the only thing
You'll hear ♪

♪ It's the loud song ♪

[siren blaring]

[tires screeching]

[siren blaring]

[tires screeching]

[calm music]

Hi, Tippy! Beautiful morning!

It most certainly is,
Lieutenant DeTain!

Back to work, huh?

I hope those eight hours in prison

taught you a valuable lesson
about becoming a criminal mastermind

who tries to take over
the world,

almost destroying it
in the process.

Right?
What was I thinking with that?

I'm grateful to return
to my regular doorman duties,

knowing my city is safe... from me.

[knocks on door]

Excuse me, Lieutenant DeTain.
Duty calls!

Always a pleasure, Ms. Blumfeld.

Enjoy your morning
constitutional!

-[clanking]
-[car honking]

-[rumbling]
-[car honking]

[whooshes]

[Fendrich] What a beautiful day...

to destroy Sinclair's dreams!

[Fendrich] Hacksaw, were you able

to infiltrate Sinclair's organization?

[Hacksaw] Yes, Mr. Fendrich.

My disguise worked
for about 20 seconds.

Then they threw me out.

They said hurtful things
and used uncalled-for language.

There, there, Hacksaw.
That woman has no class.

But we'll show her!

They go low, we drop yucky stuff
on them from above!

What did you learn
in that 20 seconds?

As my secret photos show,

Sinclair got approval
from Mayor Fleck

to put a giant metal "S"
in the park

to honor
the Sinclair family name.

Over my dead body!

Yup, that was the plan,
but Sinclair decided not to wait.

-Sinclair!
-[Sinclair] What?

Um, nothing!

[Fendrich] Never mind!

[Fendrich] Oh, I hate sharing
a building with that woman!

That "S" sculpture is an insult
to other letters

and the Fendrich name!

Where's Vito?

He's in jail for what we did

to stop Sinclair's plans
last week.

Right. Who's my
second-in-command?

-[Hacksaw] Me!
-Drat!

We have to break Vito
out of jail.

No offense, but you're
basically useless.

-Hey!
-I said no offense!

[suspense music]

-[grunts]
-[flashlight clicking]

[clicking continues]

-[truck stops]
-[door closes]

[Big Betty] Okay, Hacksaw,
what's the plan?

The plan, Big Betty,
is pure genius.

-[magnet cranks]
-[Hacksaw] Super magnet!

I have no idea what that means.

Vito's cell is there.

We point a super magnet
at the barred window

and rip it from the wall.

[Hacksaw] Vito escapes.

We all stop Sinclair
from putting her "S" in the park.

-Simple.
-Huh.

Super magnet. Hmm. Makes sense.

I'm in. What could go wrong?

You guys line the truck up
while I turn the magnet on.

-[truck engine starts]
-Okay, Frankie.

Left! Left! Left!

No, right. No, no.

Left, left more. Too much left!

[Big Betty] Back, back.

-No, no, right.
-[Ollie] Hmm.

My prison guard instincts
tell me this is all perfectly fine.

[Big Betty] Right, right.

But since I'm horrible
at my job,

I should probably call it in.

Uh-oh. Close enough, guys!

[Hacksaw] Super magnet time!

[low magnetic humming]

[flashlight rumbles]

[shuts down]

Oh.

-[loud thump]
-[grunts]

[powers up]

-[clanks]
-[gasps]

[low magnetic humming]

[maniacal laugh]

[laughing]

-[clacking]
-[low magnetic humming]

[rattling]

[action music]

[mover #1] This is gonna be the best

medieval knight's armor store
in the city!

[mover #2] Better than
Sir Lance-For-Less?

[crashes, rumbles]

-[action music]
-[shimmering]

-[slurps]
-[dispatch] Attention all units.

Something really bad
is happening at the prison!

Ah! Over.

This is DeTain! I'm on it!

[thuds]

[car zooms]

[Hacksaw] Whoa!

Yeah!

[siren wailing]

[laughing]

What is that?

That?

[shimmering]

[all scream]

[low magnetic humming]

-[gasps]
-[metal clacking]

Oh, are you kidding me?

-[armor thuds]
-Whoa!

[walker rattles]

[shimmers]

This is Gabby Tocamera
at City Jail

where a daring prison break
was foiled

by what some describe as
a "flying, silver blurry man-thing."

We've created a composite image of the
so-called, by me, just now, "Silver Blur"

based on
eyewitness testimony.

[Gabby] Dreamy.

Righteous! We have
our own superhero.

The Silver Blur. Cool.

Respectfully, Chief,

there is nothing quote unquote,
"cool" about vigilantism.

Civilians can't take the law
into their own hands.

Lieutenant DeTain, why didn't you
arrest this Silver Blur?

Well, the scene was chaotic,
Captain Bennett.

Plus, honestly, I've never read
Miranda Rights to a blur before.

-It seems awkward.
-Chill out, El Capitan.

Duke, if you find
this silver dude,

thank him for slamming
a gnarly prison break.

-And arrest him.
-I'm getting mixed signals here.

You're our raddest cop,
Dukester.

Trust your instincts.

And arrest him.

[thuds]

[Hacksaw] We don't need Vito!

It's time I showed the boss

I'm much more
than basically useless.

-[binoculars whistles down]
-Oh!

-[hard thud]
-[man screams]

Right. So now what?

I've got the perfect plan.

Super magnet!

Isn't that your exact plan
from before

that was a total disaster?

Sure, but that was
for a jailbreak!

A super magnet
is the tool of choice

for stealing giant
metal letters from parks.

Huh. Super magnet.
Hmm. Makes sense.

I'm in.
What could go wrong... again?

Ah, hello again,
Lieutenant DeTain.

[Duke] Tippy, as a doorman,

you, pretty much, know
everything, right?

Under this cap are secrets
that would curl your toes.

Do you know
who the Silver Blur is?

-Alas, I do not, Lieutenant.
-[walker clacking]

[Tippy] Welcome back,
Ms. Blumfeld.

-[doorknob squeaks]
-I trust your stroll was invigorating.

I assure you,
if anyone around me

was a superhero, I would know.

-Hmm.
-[door closes]

[Big Betty] Go left!

More left!
Yeah, yeah, even leftier!

Left, left! Okay, too left!

Right! Right.

Right. Right. More.

No, no. Left. Left.

No, back, back. Left more. Left.

No. Right. Right.

-[suspense music]
-[gasps]

Uh-oh! Close enough, guys!

Super magnet time.

[panicked gasp]

-Ah!
-Wah!

-[clanks]
-[screams]

[groans]

[wire breaks]

Frankie, it's Fendrich!

Hacksaw isn't picking up!
Where are you?

[panicked scream]

-Oh, good. What's the update?
-[Frankie screaming]

[gasps]
Oh, what...

[whistling]

[screams]

[suspense music]

[screams]

Do you consider the Silver Blur
a hero or a criminal?

That's a difficult, nuanced
question, Lieutenant.

[Tippy] Whomever
this brave soul is,

one would assume they believe

in the inherent goodness
of their actions.

On the other hand, it is unwise
to climb into the mind

of the truly exceptional,

as thinking differently
is often a large part

-of what makes them exceptional.
-[zooms]

♪ It's the Silver Blur! ♪

♪ It's the Silver Blur! ♪

[screaming]

[proprietor] Okay, kids.

One extra-large
sub sandwich to go.

[foil shimmers, crumples]

♪ It's the Silver Blur!
It's the Silver Blur! ♪

[screaming]

[yelling]

[Dispatch]
Attention all units! Ah!

Helicopter! Ah!

Flying debris! Ah!

All over city! Ah!

Too many calls! Ah! Over.

Excuse me, Tippy. That's my cue.

[car engine starts]

Good luck, Lieutenant DeTain!

[screaming]

[chopper whirring]

[low magnetic humming]

Oh!

[whooshes]

[yells]

Boss, it worked!

[Hacksaw] I got the "S"!

Yes!

[low magnetic humming]

[screaming]

[shrieks]

-[thuds]
-Phew!

[laughing]

[Fendrich screaming]

Sinclair!

[Bennett] Lieutenant DeTain,
this is Captain Bennett.

If that Silver Menace shows up,
you know what to do!

Actually, I don't wanna take
any chances by being vague.

Arrest him!

[Wheeler] Yo, Sir Duke!
Wheelie, here!

If you see the insane Blur Dude,
buy him an energy drink for me!

[sighs]

Oh, no!

[Duke] It's headed straight
at the Home For People

Terrified Of Helicopters!

-[clock ticking]
-[chopper whirring]

[screaming]

It's even worse than I imagined!

♪ It's the Silver Blur! ♪

-What is that?
-What?

[loud clank]

[machine acting up]

[chopper whirring]

He did it!

♪ It's the Silver Blur! ♪

[sighs]

I need a nice, long
ten, fifteen-minute cry,

then you're going to jail.

You read my mind!

-[grand music]
-[loud smash]

[walker clatters]

[tires screech]

It's okay, uh, Mr. Blur.

I saw what you did.
You saved a lot of people today.

And while I agree citizens should not
take the law into their own hands,

I'm gonna let you off
with a warning this time.

[Duke] I hope you decide
to put away your silver cape

and join the police force.

We could always use
real heroes like you.

[action music]

♪ It's the Silver Blur!
It's the Silver Blur! ♪

♪ Flying through the sky
Faster than the human eye can see ♪

♪ No one knows its true identity
It's the Silver Blur! ♪