World w*r Bigfoot (2026)

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Granddad,

where's the marshmallow sticks?

Uh, they're in the shed.

Just-- just hang on a second.

I'll get 'em for you.

It's okay. I'll grab them.

Okay.

But-- you--

Grab a flashlight, will ya?

You okay, Mike?

Yeah, I'm okay, Granddad.

Cool.

You know, just pick

a different chord, and then--

and then try it again.

Yeah, but go down and then up.

- Down, down.

- Look what I found.

Here.

Where'd you get that?

I dropped over some boxes

and it fell out.

I haven't seen that in years.

Can I-- can I see it?

Whoa.

This was my dad's.

Your great-granddad.

- So it's old?

- Probably really old.

Yeah. Probably older than me.

- What else you got there?

- A picture and a box.

What's the red cross?

Great-granddad was a medic.

What's a medic?

He's a doctor, right, Granddad?

Yeah, he was a doctor

on the b*ttlefield.

He shot people?

No. Quite the opposite.

He helped people, Mikey.

Do you guys wanna hear

a really cool story

about your old great-granddad?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Okay, come on in.

Okay, very quiet.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

Do you know who Bigfoot is?

- The big hairy guy?

- Yeah!

Yeah, the big hairy guy. Yes.

His name is Bigfoot, Evy.

Bigfoot's a myth.

I was just about your age

when he told me this story,

and I didn't believe it

then either.

Either you tell me what

Bigfoot's footsteps sound like?

Boom, boom, boom.

Okay,

so it's middle of World w*r II.

What the hell are we doing

out here with no support?

You gonna let us in

on the secret?

Mission, objective,

and all that?

It's classified.

Would be nice to know what

we're getting ourselves into.

You'll all be briefed

when we get to the rendezvous.

Sarge?

Shut up, corporal,

before I shut you up.

Better just to stow it.

I don't like this.

Ambush!

The hell are they doing here?

Ready up, boys.

All right, boys,

let's get ready to move.

Everybody on me.

sh*t. Here we go.

Move up!

Forward! Forward!

Move, move!

Left flank!

Watch it, watch it.

Reloading.

Cover me. Cover me.

sh**t those b*stards!

You two, move up! Now!

Suppressing fire

on the tree.

Man down, man down!

sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

What...

Hey, hey. Hey!

No! Please.

It's okay. It's okay.

- I'm gonna help you.

- Oh, please.

I'm gonna check your wound,

okay?

I'm bleeding. Badly.

You.

Huh?

It was you. I think.

Just calm down.

You fools.

Hey, I gotta check

your back, okay?

I'm gonna turn you.

The pain!

I'm not ready to die.

One, two, three.

Hey. Hey, wake up. Wake up.

What's your name?

Deiter.

Thanks for not sh**ting me,

by the way.

You start... k*lling...

And your--

your eyes.

Scared. Like me.

You can't save me.

We...

should never have come.

These-- these woods...

There's something

in these woods.

Something's out there.

It's-- it's...

big.

Doc!

Ah, f*ck.

Why did you bring us out here?

This wasn't supposed to happen.

I knew you were up to something.

You're gonna burn.

Wait till everybody

finds out about this.

I'm telling everybody

at the camp.

Shut up.

I'm unarmed!

Don't sh**t. I'm unarmed.

What is that?

It's our fate.

You speak English?

What is it? What's going on?

We need to get out of here.

That's right.

I don't know what this is,

but we gotta

get the hell out of here.

Don't!

Don't sh**t! Don't!

Don't sh**t!

Hmm?

Whatever it is,

it needs our help.

What the hell is this thing?

I'm gonna help it.

You can sh**t me if you want.

Makes no difference to me,

Yankee.

There's more of them out there.

This is their land.

I need to help it.

- I need more bandages.

- I got some.

Here. Take mine.

No, he's not fighting.

He's dying!

Okay, Yankee.

You die first, then.

Hmm?

Go! You! Hands up, now!

No, no, no!

Don't sh**t.

What the hell?

What is that thing?

I don't know,

but we have to help it.

Secret mission?

I knew this stank of something.

Did anyone else make it?

Me, Gabriel, and Sarge.

We took down the tank,

but then he...

Doc...

Sarge lost it or something.

I saw him k*ll--

Jesus Christ!

You're not gonna-- you're

not gonna sh**t me, are you?

- We shouldn't even be here.

- No argument from me.

How many more of you

are out here?

Me. Him.

It's mission classified.

I-- I don't-- I don't know.

- Nobody else?

- Yeah.

- You're sure?

- Yeah, I'm sure.

I checked everyone,

and then after last night,

there's-- there's-- there's no

more survivors, I'm sure of it.

Well, you missed one.

Deiter something. It's--

Just over the ridgeline.

But I don't--

I don't understand. I--

I checked everyone. I--

How? How'd he die?

Internal bleeding.

I tried.

I don't understand.

I checked everybody. I--

Well, more men have made it.

We can't assume it's just us.

Yeah, well, if they did...

we're all that's left.

They need help.

We gotta do our job.

Is he breathing?

Hey,

you did everything you could.

I tried to help!

I'm sorry!

What if more come back angry?

I don't know.

They could have at any time.

They didn't.

Maybe they're just not like us.

What do we do with him?

There's no one left.

Yeah, that we know of.

If there are, it's--

it's on us now.

Then we do our job.

Please forgive us.

I wouldn't blame 'em

if they didn't.

We gotta get moving.

There's mines everywhere.

We've clearly overstayed

our welcome.

Who's there?

Private, is that you?

Look, if you saw

something back there...

he pulled it on me first!

That's not you.

What the hell

are you doing here?

How do you know

about this?

Don't sh**t!

I'm not gonna sh**t you.

No!

You know,

back at camp...

...I could barely

keep a C-ration down.

It's disgusting.

But right now,

after not eating anything

for two days...

that's all I can think about.

I would much prefer

my wife's roasted hen,

potatoes, carrots...

ale.

But right now,

all I've got is

the world's most terrible soup.

You know, terrible soup

sounds pretty good right now.

My wish is your command.

Your wish, my command.

I

think they're following us.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, I just want to make sure

we get out of here.

You know, it's funny.

All the ways to die out here...

I don't think it's these things

that are gonna k*ll us.

b*ll*ts, bombs, the mines,

but no, not them.

They don't have

any intention of harming us.

Not after what

you did for them.

And maybe

they're just looking for peace.

Yeah.

Peace is a dream for us.

And for them now, too.

It's not likely.

We should keep going.

Your accent.

I'm confused.

Whatever do you mean?

I mean,

you don't sound German.

- You sound American.

- Yeah, my mom was American.

- Hmm.

- My dad German.

My dad wasn't around.

God bless America.

So what did you do

before all this?

I was an artist.

A painter.

When the w*r broke out,

I couldn't k*ll anyone.

I didn't want to hurt people, so

I wanted to help them instead.

I became a medic.

- What about you?

- Oh.

I'm about as American

as it gets.

No, what'd you do

before all this sh*t?

I was a veterinarian.

Yeah.

Yeah, I helped

animals walk again.

Yeah, that-- that makes sense.

I had a practice. Uh...

this kid came in

and he brought his cat

and this thing

had been gone for days, but...

he wanted to know

if I could fix him.

Pets die.

- Yeah.

- Let him get over it.

I just couldn't get over

his look on his face.

He was so sad.

Couldn't bear it.

So...

I had a cat...

that looked just like his.

I took him

into the back room.

- You didn't.

- Yeah.

- You gave him your cat?

- Yeah, he didn't know.

- Was none the wiser.

- Huh.

I mean,

I lost my favorite cat, but...

the smile on his face

was worth it.

- You're a good man.

- I don't know about that.

I wouldn't have done that.

So, what is this mission?

What are these things?

Our unit's been split up

so many times,

there's only the worst

of the worst left.

You met the Capitan earlier.

He saw one

about three weeks ago

and he's been obsessed

ever since.

Couldn't stop following it.

Dragged all of us in it.

- Why you?

- Orders.

I had no choice,

I didn't know it was a lie

until we all got separated.

What about you,

you didn't know?

No, I had no idea.

I had my orders too.

Seems like it was a big secret

from all of us.

Yeah.

What's-- what's so funny?

I'm having terrible soup

with the enemy.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

You hear that?

It's watching us.

Hide! Hide!

Friendly! Friendly!

I'm glad to see you.

Thought I heard someone else.

Just exhausted is all.

My arm's pretty messed up.

Come, sit down,

I'll take a look at it.

Why do you have my g*n?

Um, I don't know.

That's my g*n.

Little sh*t took it from me.

Where is he?

Is he here?

He didn't make it.

Oh.

Well...

What the hell is that?

What's what?

The sh*t on my arm.

It's a bandage.

That's a Kraut bandage.

Look, it's all I got.

Have we met before?

No, not really.

You know

what's going on out here?

Um, no, I've got my orders,

that's it.

You hear that?

It's here.

Watch your step.

Listen, you gotta go.

This guy's a loose cannon.

You didn't

tell him about the mines.

No, I didn't.

So, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Bingo.

Listen, you gotta go.

He's gonna be back any minute.

Okay. Maybe we'll meet again.

Good luck.

You too.

Looks like I just

saved your life, Doc.

Why did you do that?

What? k*ll the enemy?

He was a medic.

He's a dirty f*cking Kraut.

Now, who k*lled it?

- k*ll what?

- The thing.

You said you don't know

what's going on out here,

so who k*lled it?

It stepped on a mine.

It k*lled itself.

You didn't tell me about

the f*cking mines out there.

I said to watch your step.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you did.

Well, looks like

somebody did me a favor.

How?

Because now

I don't have to k*ll it.

Why can't you just

let them live in peace?

Peace?

There's no peace for us.

Why should there be for them?

All right, we gotta go.

Yeah.

What took you so long?

New plan.

All right.

Get in the truck.

All right, Doc.

Hop in.

Come on!

So tell me.

What is your... mission?

What is all this for?

It's classified.

Classified, my a*s.

This wasn't from HQ.

This is all you.

Who else knows about all this?

It doesn't matter.

They're all dead now anyway.

Yeah.

But were

they shot charging forward?

Or stabbed in the back?

What did

that little sh*t say to you?

Never got to finish.

He was shot in the head.

But I got the gist.

You really don't expect

to pull this off, do you?

Shut up, Doc.

Uh, you're gonna need

more than this truck

to haul that thing out of here.

If that's the plan.

And that's if

the others don't get you first.

Well, then I'll get them too.

You have no idea

what you're dealing with.

You got a real big mouth, Doc.

Getting tired

of listening to it.

What? You gonna sh**t me too?

Last chance to shut up.

What the hell is that?

Now you want to be a hero, Doc?

Who the hell's sh**ting?

I'm gonna leave you out here

with the rest of them.

Why don't you

just do your job?

Well played, Doc.

This isn't a game.

Men are dead because of you.

Yeah, well...

I got plans, Doc.

Big plans.

This thing's

my ticket out of here.

Come on, Doc.

Don't you got a dream?

Yeah, I got a dream.

Peace.

Ah, come on.

Something else.

Something you really want.

Don't you got you got a wife...

kids... back home?

How about a cabin?

In the woods?

There you go.

Well, I can help you get that.

Just help me

get this thing out of here.

I don't think

it's gonna happen like that.

They're not gonna let you leave.

Neither am I.

That's not the answer

I was looking for, Doc.

You don't have to do this.

You made me do this, Doc.

You're one ugly m*therf*cker.

Thank you.

Sorry about your friend.

So, your dad met Bigfoot?

No way.

Come on, Grandad,

do you really

believe that Bigfoot's real?

That's just

campfire legend stuff.

Oh, it's real.

He said

it smelled like something else.

Like something ancient.

Now, do you believe?

Okay, listen.

This stays between you and me.

All right?

No friends. No TikTok. No phone.

This is serious stuff.

It's not a joke.

You have to promise me.

Okay, I promise.

I promise too, Grandad.

Michael.

Open the box.

Is that real Bigfoot hair?

Oh, yeah, it's real.

It's so cool.

That's actually pretty cool.

Some things...

don't need proof.

Some things

you just have to believe.

That better be a deer.

Or maybe it's something else.

Checking in.