05x14 - Spill the Tea

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Big night for Pauly D tonight.

This is exciting.

I'm taking over Madison Square Garden.

- What the hell?

I don't know about this.

- [gasps] His hand is on her butt.

- Angelina is cheating on her husband.

- Angeliners is actually in "Mejico" living la vida locas.

- Mike is gonna eat that up.

- Angelina.

- Hi.

He wants his ring back.

- They say the best way to get over someone

is to get under someone else. - Get under someone else.

- Chris. - He moved out.

- Because of Cancun?

- There's a lot of story you don't know.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[funky music]

- ♪ Oh, yeah, we do what we do ♪

♪ And we hanging with the crew ♪

♪ Yeah, ain't no mention, no ♪

♪ Who's that? ♪

- We need to keep this in my home.

- I am just so ready to hear what is going on

in this girl's life.

- So I decided to go to Spain, right?

And I got on a plane.

When I tell you what he texted me, your mouth is gonna drop.

He goes, "Go [bleep] yourself, b*tch.

I hope you die in a plane crash."

- Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm.

Like, that's, like, really crazy.

- They have been in such a bad place for so long

that I feel like this is the end-all-be-all for her.

- So anyway, I leave on bad terms with him.

- But let's talk about Spain.

- This guy, Luis, he was on the show, obviously,

the whole time.

He would talk to me.

He was very, like, sweet to me and nice to me.

But, like, I was very good, just, like, blowing him off.

But then when he made me food,

was like, "Oh, damn,

nobody makes me [bleep] chicken quesadillas."

So that was the thing.

Like, nobody makes me anything.

- You were feeling a lot of things.

- He was making me laugh.

And, like, he was funny.

And he's also giving me compliments.

So I'm like, "Okay, this is-- I'm not used to this."

The time went on.

And then he was like, "Well, can you sleep here?"

I'm like, "Oh, [bleep]."

- That's not good.

- I know, but, like, I think--

- Did you?

Be honest.

- [scoffs]

- Just say it.

- I slept in the bed with him.

- In the bed with him?

Wow.

Angelina, you're married.

Like, does she realize she did this on camera?

Like, is she stupid?

- I just liked the attention that I was getting.

It made me feel special, like, something that I

haven't felt in a long time.

[funky music]

- I feel like she's gonna tell Deena some stuff.

- For sure.

- Like, her whole experience there.

- a**l?

- Maybe.

- So the boys are living their best life.

- Mm-hmm.

- That's fun.

- I'm kind of jealous about that.

- Same.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - Whoo-ooh!

- Today is surreal for me.

- Get it, babe.

- I usually don't get nervous at my shows.

But this is monumental.

It is go time.

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All of a sudden, I look up,

and I see me on the jumbotron.

And at that point, it's sink or swim.

And I just [bleep] swim, baby.

[upbeat music]

Listen, they call Madison Square Garden

the most famous arena in the world.

I grew up here at Madison Square Garden.

And now I'm looking at Pauly and me on the jumbotron.

This is epic.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- What?

- I hate him.

He thinks he's so cool on the jumbotron.

- He needs to go home.

I love Vinny, but he looked like a hell of a third wheel.

Like, Vinny is Kanye, and Pauly is Kim.

Like, bro, you need to just get over it and move on.

- Oh, my God, lookit-- - It's crazy.

- Look at Vinny acting like a chooch.

And he's, like, third-wheeling it...

- Oh, my God.

- To the next level right here.

- And then what happened?

- So New Year's was coming.

I knocked on Chris--on that door, and I said, "Hey,

what happened to the plans you were

gonna make for New Year's?"

He's like, "I don't know. what do you want to do?"

I'm like...

Chris was just not giving me anything.

Like, how much more can somebody take?

How much more can somebody take, really?

No sex, no nothing.

He didn't even know about the [bleep] kid, Luis,

because no, I didn't say anything to him.

[Bleep] it. I don't even care

if it was a reservation for [bleep] McDonald's.

I don't even care if he was bringing me

to [bleep] Burger King.

I didn't even care, as long as he, like, took initiative.

I would have been like, "Wow," like, "That's awesome."

And Luis reached out to me.

And he was like, "Listen, me and a couple of my friends,

"we're all getting together in Cancun.

Do you want to come out?"

At that point, I was like, "[Bleep] him."

- Yeah.

- Luis, I have to say, like, meeting him,

it definitely opened my eyes up to a different world.

Like, he helped my mind realize that I'm worth more.

We went to eat.

We [bleep] went to clubs.

New Year's eve came, and we got to watch fireworks,

which was really nice.

- You never hooked up with him?

- I swear to God, we didn't do anything.

We were like--

- And you cuddled and you slept in the bed?

- We cuddled, yeah.

Like, it was, like, something I've never had.

Like, I didn't feel--

like, I felt very like-- like, loved, like--

- All right.

When you got home, did you tell Chris about him?

- Um... [phone ringing]

Oh, [bleep]. What the [bleep]?

- Is this him?

- [gasps] - [laughs] Hi.

- Oh, my God, Luis?

- Hi, my babe.

- How you doing?

- Hi, Luis.

Well, guess I'm staying here a little longer,

because I'm not missing this [bleep].

Let me talk to him.

- Oh, marone.

- [inaudible] Pauly D tonight during the game.

Let's go!

[cheers and applause]

- Yo, that was [indistinct]. - Yo.

- Babe, you k*lled it.

- You went for that, bro.

- That was dope. - Good set.

I loved it.

- Did you see me on the jumbotron?

- I did. Did you see me?

- Did you get a shout-out?

- I did it in front of a whole stadium.

- Yo, that was lit.

- That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

- The energy with hockey fans is unreal.

I love the energy.

Like, I feed off that energy.

- Hi, Luis.

Oh, my God, I have so many things to talk to you about.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God. I'm gonna [bleep] pee my pants.

- Okay, I give you the opportunity.

- Okay.

- Like, I want to know, what's your first question?

- My first question is, you really,

truly do care for Angelina?

- Yeah, like, I really like her,

and I want to take care of her.

- All right, and I have to do one thing, Angelina.

- [gasps] What?

[indistinct chatter]

- What do you think is happening between them?

Do you think she's staying with Chris or she's leaving him?

- Well, she's with another dude.

- Facts.

- So how can you stay after that?

- To be honest, I'm gonna keep it .

I don't care what she does as long as she's happy,

because I hate to see her miserable.

- Yeah, I feel bad. - I want her to be happy.

- I feel bad. It's sad.

[foreboding music]

- What's gonna happen with Angeliners, you know?

- No one can predict what's gonna happen with that.

- Listen, Deener is in the thick of it right now.

I can only imagine what's happening

over there right now.

- One more question.

- No!

Don't [bleep] say it.

I know what you're gonna [bleep]---

- Do it, do it, do it.

- Did you and Angelina ever have sex?

- [Bleep] my life.

[Bleep] my life.

[Bleep]!

- I have a bad connection now.

[laughter]

- I want to hear from you. - [screams]

- It's not called sex.

It's making love.

- [screams] - You did!

You did!

You liar!

- [Bleep] my life.

- You had sex with him.

- I didn't say that I had sex, you [bleep] idiot.

- You had sex with him.

You never kissed him?

- Not that I recall he's ever pecked me on my mouth.

- Not that I recall?

You never hooked up with him?

- I swear to God, we didn't do anything.

I'm not gonna lie.

- I'm out of here.

This is [bleep] crazy.

I want nothing to do with any of this.

I frickin' knew it.

She had sex with frickin' Luis.

And she lied to me about it, that b*tch.

Bye, Luis.

- Telling her I had sex with you.

- So nice meeting you.

Oh, my God.

[Bleep]. Oh, my God. [Bleep]-- - Well, I think--

I believe it.

Bye. - [Bleep] my life.

Where the [bleep]...

Don't [bleep] judge me.

What do you want me to do?

I'm not saying I'm marrying him.

I'm not marrying him.

- Good night, you.

- I'm just having fun with him, you know?

Love you. - Good night.

Oh, my God.

- We want to know the tea.

- We want the tea.

- The whole thing is just wild.

- So she did the sexual?

- No, I don't know.

- Let's make a "Meatball Show," b*tch.

- I'm so excited.

- Hi, this is Dr. Kate Palmer calling,

and I don't have great news to talk about.

- I've heard a lot of things.

- What have you heard, Mike?

[funky electronic music]

- ♪ Move ♪

♪ Do it, do it ♪

[horn honking] - Boo, I'm here!

- Why, hello.

- Ooh, presents.

- You know she loves her wine, so...

- We're gonna bribe this b*tch.

- [gasps] I'm so excited.

You know D, two glasses in, she'll tell us anything.

Me and Jenni are basically gonna try

and get Deena drunk today,

because we want to find out what the hell happened

at Angeliner's.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hey, girl.

- Hey.

- Spill the tea, b*tch.

- Oh, my God, you guys are so annoying.

[light funky music]

♪ ♪

- Hopefully, there's a remedy for this, and we'll be okay,

but I don't know.

Mosey had been limping around the house,

so I had to set an appointment for the vet,

because it wasn't getting any better.

We're gonna take my car. - Okay.

- I'm really starting to get worried,

because goldens are prone to--

to cancer, and I'm really hoping it's not that.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yo ain't no doubt I vibe so hard ♪

- ♪ Shoo ♪

- ♪ I ain't doubt I'm hype ♪

♪ You want what I got ♪

- Spill the tea, b*tch.

- She needs to.

- Mom?

- Hey.

Come on in.

- We brought food.

We got alcohol.

- You want some messy mama?

- Yes. Oh, my God.

Hmm, look at these girls.

They know how to get into my pants, huh?

[laughs]

Thank you guys for bringing the food.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's kind of like a bribe.

We want to know the tea.

- We want the tea.

- You guys are the worst.

The girls are going to try and pry so much information

out of me, and I'm, like, not going to give them

everything, because I made a pact with Angelina.

- I want you to not tell them [bleep].

- Right.

- Because I need to tell them.

- Okay.

I don't know if I could tell you everything

just because some of it is serious.

- Oh, my God.

- And I think it should come from her, but I--

I don't know.

It's--it's wild.

The whole thing is just wild. - What do you mean?

- No. No. - Oh.

- God, no.

- Anyways, so... - Okay.

- She leaves for Spain.

They're not good.

And she gets there, and she met this guy.

And she said one night she just stayed up in the kitchen

with him, like, talking for, like, hours.

And then that's when Luis asked her to sleep in his bed.

- Please, we need to keep this in my home.

- Like, what kind of sleep in bed are we talking about?

- I want you to not tell them [bleep].

- I have to be honest, I don't remember.

Did you and Angelina ever have sex?

- [Bleep] my life.

[Bleep] my life.

- So she did the sexual?

- No, I don't know.

- It's not called sex.

It's making love.

- Let me just--let me--

I was pretty drunk at this point.

I was there...

- Did she have sexy time?

- From : to :.

And she told me--

- It's annoying.

Just tell us already.

- I'll be right back.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We be vibin' ♪

♪ We be vibin' ♪

♪ Hella focused on the hustle ♪

♪ We be vibin' ♪

- What?

I'm working out. - What?

Working out? Where are you working out?

What--what are you doing, working out?

- I got to train to hit the stage,

and I'm going to Vegas soon.

- Oh, you are?

Oh, we're doing Chippendale again?

- No, not we. I am.

I am officially a stripper again.

I'm doing another couple of residencies at Chippendales.

I'll make a proposition for you.

I'm leaving in about a month, all right?

If you have a six-pack in a month,

then you can come with me and be in the show.

- I'm fine with the one-pack.

One-pack is better than six, no?

- No, not--not a one-pack.

All right, leave me alone.

I got to go. - Hey.

- Hi, girl.

- What's up?

- I have Jenni and Nicole here.

You don't want me to tell them about the divorce

and that you slept with him and--

- Do no tell them, like, any of the other stuff

that we talk about.

- It's gonna be what it's gonna be.

- All right, so I will end the conversation with them here.

- Yeah, I would love that if you'd do that for me.

- She sounds like Angelina's publicist.

- I'm just so shut down about all of this, you know?

- Yeah, all right, I'll talk to you later.

- Bye.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, boy, what happened?

- Oh, God.

- There's some things she does want to tell you on her own,

and I don't want to be the one to...

- Yeah. - Say it.

- I understand. - Fair enough.

b*tch, we're bringing goodies, wine, food.

I need to hear it all.

- I think I gave you enough tea.

[light funky music]

- ♪ Caught in the headlights ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Nowhere to go, nowhere to hide ♪

- Um... - So you want to go left.

- All right.

Mosey is such an unbelievable golden retriever.

He's a member of our family.

All hands are on deck, because we

have to find out what's happening.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hi, this is Dr. Kate Palmer calling

from [indistinct] Garden State about Moses.

- Hi.

- I looked at your nice dog, and I don't

have great news to talk about.

There's masses throughout his chest,

and I think our options are gonna be

pretty limited to what we can offer him now.

- You know, the doctor is explaining to us

that they had found some cancer in Moser.

- So let me call you back, and we'll get you to come in,

and we'll talk in person, okay?

- Okay, thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- You're welcome.

Bye-bye.

- All right, well...

You know, we're definitely not okay, obviously.

You know what I mean?

Like, you don't want a call from a doctor to say

that your dog is dying, but...

- When did I last take him?

Didn't he have a check-up, like, not long ago?

- They said this stuff could come out of nowhere, honey.

- Mosey has gone through everything with me.

He's been my protector through the whole court

legal odyssey.

When Mike was away for eight months,

Mosey slept on Mike's side of the bed.

So Mosey is a very, very important part of our family.

[somber music]

- When I made the vet appointment,

I didn't think this was, you know, life-or-death

I got to make some tough decisions.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- I feel bad leaving him.

- This is the only option, honey.

My wife and I have decided to do our best for Mosey

and get him that surgery that's gonna make him feel better

and put him in the best position to fight this thing.

Definitely the best decision, honey.

You know, I'm not ready to quit.

♪ ♪

We're gonna fight this thing.

[Bleep] cancer.

- ♪ If you want it, you can get it ♪

♪ If you have it, got to find it ♪

♪ I know you will anyway ♪

♪ I know you will anyway ♪

♪ If you love it ♪

- Meatball?

I'm so excited.

- Let's make a "Meatball Show," b*tch.

I'll be right back.

Sick.

- Do you need help?

- I got it.

So when we were all in quarantine,

me and Nicole used to do "The Meatball Show"

on our Instagram.

I [bleep] hate working out.

Why would I [bleep] work out now?

I [bleep] hate it.

We made it a joke kind of when we were in Florida,

because we got a little too drunk.

both: Welcome to "The Meatball Show."

- Whoo!

- Going forward, we are going to keep it more professional.

But we really are think-- we are really gonna do this.

You know in the Keys we were, like, so messed up.

- But I feel like we were just doing that for fun.

- And it's just for fun.

But, like, this could be something.

Like, we really could do this.

- We're gonna be, like, the next duo in the TV show world.

- ♪ Making crazy wishes on an evening star ♪

♪ Me and my best friend ♪

- I would love that.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Babe, today we're tourists.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, we get to enjoy the city.

I'm going to enjoy Tampa. - Are we in Tampa?

- Yeah.

- I feel like we--we're in so many different cities

you never know where we are.

- Let's go.

♪ ♪

Let's do it!

But I'm excited for zip lining.

It's cool that Nikki can handle the on-the-road life.

And today we'll have time. So let's take advantage of it.

- I know.

- But you do need to stop and give the relationship

some time too as well.

You scared of heights?

- I don't know.

- You better not be scared of heights.

- No, thank you.

- I got us a poster board so that we can cut out

our favorite ideas that we love together,

and then we'll put it on the board

so we know exactly how we want to decorate the she shed.

- Okay, perfect.

- For "The Meatball Show," our vision

is to do it in a she shed in, like, Deena's backyard.

- Chris, I want--

I want you to make me a she shed.

- A she shed!

- Let's get this party started.

You see this, like, wine glass basket?

- That's cute.

This I thought was cute.

- Ooh.

- [indistinct] make that. - That's cute.

That is cute. This could be cute.

And I found this thing, which I thought was cute.

- So cute. - This is cute.

Super cute. - Mm-hmm.

- All right, so let's act as if we're presenting it.

- Should I get my easel?

- Yeah, get your easel.

- So then we can pretend we're--we're actually like--

- And then, I feel like we have to act like--

- Pretend we're in a boardroom...

- That's what I'm saying.

- And we're trying to sell it to investors.

Hello, Bill and Bob.

Thank you for your time today.

So Deena and I, we are the owners of "The Meatball Show."

- "The Meatball Show."

- So we are asking for a budget of $ million

to do the she shed.

- Yes, right here is just showing our ideas

for the shed, the designs, the decorations,

and the atmosphere.

- Big-a*s chandeliers.

- Yeah, so wait, wait, wait.

[burps]

- Pardon.

[laughter]

Sorry, Bill and Bob.

Time to move on.

both: Thank you.

[funky music]

- Come on up.

- With the chain or without?

- We're just gonna pop that right on top of your head,

and then same for you.

Go ahead and just pop that right on there.

- Red flag. Hold on one second.

- What?

- I have a natural helmet, so it protects me

against all the elements.

It has been zip line-proof.

- Oh, has it now? - Yeah.

- Well, apparently, our insurance company

does not approve hair helmets.

- Dang it.

Oh, damn, I have a show tonight.

Come on.

People are counting on this blowout.

I'll cheer her on. - Yeah?

- So I need to opt out of this zip line.

- Like, you're not even gonna--

- Babe, I'll be cheering you on,

and I'll take pictures of you, man.

I'll be down here rooting for you like a cheerleader.

- You need to put a skirt on then.

- Hey, why are you walking so slow?

- I'm freaking huffing like a pregnant woman.

- What?

- I'm not.

I took a birth control today.

- Oh.

Good to remember those.

- Oh, [bleep].

Wait a second.

- Babe, make sure you wave to me.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- No?

- You act like you never been zip lining before.

- I need a doughnut.

- Oh. That would be nice.

We should get doughnuts up here.

- Babe, you know I have a show tonight, right?

- Yeah.

Babe, it's--it's moving a lot.

- It's fine.

- I'm actually freaking out.

But I don't like to freak people out

when I freak out, so I just--

- Oh, you're not gonna freak any of us out.

We do this every day. - Oh, good.

- Yeah. [laughs]

Grab right there, and then you can grab

right here behind you too. - Oh, my...

who does this?

- Come on.

Babe, you have this. - Ohh, ohh.

Yes. - One...

There we go! - Ahh!

- Yeah!

Good job, babe. - Look at me! Ahh!

Party with Pauly D! Whoo!

- Yeah!

She was scared to death.

[light funky music]

- ♪ I've always known where my life would go ♪

- Moser should be out shortly.

We're not gonna give up on Moser.

I feel really good that I'm putting Mosey

in the best position to get as much time

as we can moving forward.

Moser should be coming around the corner.

Mosey had a successful surgery.

They were able to remove everything.

Oh. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, it's happening.

Oh, my God, it's happening.

It's happening.

- Hello, buddy.

- All right.

I'm trying not to cry right now to be honest with you.

Oh, there you go.

- Hi.

- The first thing he needs to do is do his business,

but that's great, you know?

It's a sign that things are on the mend.

- Good job.

- All right, thank you so much.

- Good job.

- He's coming home with his family.

- ♪ And we wild-eyed dream ♪

Come on, Mosey. Come on.

- Mosey, who is that? - Oh my goodness.

- Oh, my God, Mosey, who is that?

- This is Daddy.

It's Daddys.

- Who is that, Mosey?

- Come on. Come on.

- Oh, my God, who is that?

- It's your daddys.

It's your daddy.

Hey, buddy, it's Daddy.

- Who is that?

- Daddy came home.

You know, so, you know, our prayers were answered,

you know?

But the fight is-- is--is not over.

All right, is the family already?

- Ready, Mose? - Let's go.

♪ ♪

♪ On my way back to you ♪

- Good boy, Mosey.

Good boy, Mose.

[funky music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Hello? - Bramty.

- Hey, what's happening?

So another thing about being on the road that's really dope

is, I get to visit my friends that live in those states.

And Bramty and Luis, they always

come to the Tampa shows. So I'm excited to see them.

Well, cheers, guys.

I'm glad you guys are doing well.

- Cheers. - Thank you.

- Salud. - Salud.

- Tonight we're all in college.

- Tonight I'm single.

- All right, if you're single, I'm single too.

[laughter] - I didn't say that.

- Nikki, you and me are both single tonight.

- Me and Pauly are actually gonna go to the strip club

after. - [bleep].

- Strip club? - [bleep].

- We'll be with strippers.

- Mm-hmm.

- No, Vinny, fly in Vinny. - For real.

- ♪ Big girl with big boss energy ♪

♪ Big world ♪

♪ The people gonna remember me ♪

- Hello?

- Hey, Mike, it's Jenni.

You know, I was actually calling to see how Mosey is.

- He's doing pretty good.

- Yeah, well, we're praying for him,

and we're gonna come over with toys and wine for the girls.

- Honey?

Honey, the squad's coming over.

It definitely means a lot to me that the roomies

are checking in on Mosey.

They can come over whenever they want

and show their support.

Hey, what up, neighbor? - Hello.

- Missed you. How are you?

- Missed you. - Good to see you.

- What up, man? - What up, Mr. WOWW?

What up? - What's going on?

- Hi. - Hi, it's a mess.

- How are you? - Good to see you.

- Hi.

- Mosey!

- Oh, my God!

- Are you okay?

Mose, you scared us.

- Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.

- Mosey is literally our "Jersey Shore" family.

I remember Mosey when we were in the shore house.

Mike literally brought him over as a puppy,

and he was just running around causing chaos.

Mosey is a part of all of us, I feel.

Looks like he didn't even have surgery.

You look so good.

- I got you a little lamb.

Yeah.

- Aw.

- Stop. He's so happy.

[laughter]

Thanks, Aunt Jenni, bye.

- See you later.

- He looks awesome, though.

- Yeah.

- Mosey looks actually fantastic,

and he loves the little toy I got him.

- Let's sit down. You guys want sandwiches?

- Yeah.

Yeah, let's sit down. - Hi, D.

- Hey, D.

- Hey, sorry I'm late.

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- I wanted to tell you I got the biopsies back.

And unfortunately, it does confirm

kind of what we had suspected.

He does have hemangiosarcoma in the liver.

- Okay.

- And that is likely where the source

of that little nodule in his lungs, you know, are from.

- What kind of time line do you think we're looking at?

- Most of the data out there says if it's already spread

from the belly we're looking at somewhere

between one to three months.

With chemo we can maybe push that to three to six months.

- Okay.

- I'm sorry.

I wish it was better news for you.

- It's okay. Thank you.

I thought with surgery it would be a lot more than that.

I just wasn't ready for that reality check.

The hospital just called.

- What happened?

- What did they say?

- She said that once it's spread,

which it did, it's-- you're looking at, like,

one to three months...

- Okay.

- Or maybe if chemo, like, works really great...

- Yeah.

- Maybe, like, three to six.

- Okay.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

We don't--we didn't have any expectations.

We were just trying to be there.

- I thought it would be a little longer.

- I know.

Listen, I thought we had time too, honey.

♪ ♪

- We're here. - I know.

Thank you guys. - Of course.

- ♪ I'll be the silhouette ♪

♪ Can I read your mind? ♪

♪ Sometimes ♪ - Be a good boy.

- Oh.

All right, Mosey. - I got him. I got him.

- It's your baby brother.

- He's fine.

Do you smell him?

- That's your baby brother.

♪ ♪

[funky music]

- That's what's up. That's what's up.

Babe, you ready? - Yeah, are you?

- Yeah.

Let's do it.

[cheers and applause]

There's so many people, and they are ready to go.

[cheers and applause]

Let's go!

I mean, I'm a big energy guy.

Like, a DJ creates the vibe.

These people already have a vibe.

University of Tampa, you came to party!

Make some noise!

♪ ♪

So they're lit. I'm lit.

I'm making them more lit.

I love seeing the college kids jam out to what I spin.

♪ ♪

That's a whole nother generation

that turn up for Pauly D.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

I guess Florida really likes chooches.

Hey, Vinny, I miss you, my son.

Peace.

[light music]

- Thank you, God, for bringing us all together here today.

Thank you, God, for healing Moser and giving

us as much time as possible.

We are grateful for whatever time we have left.

In Jesus's name we pray.

all: Amen.

- Thank you, guys.

♪ ♪

[cats meowing]

♪ ♪

- Don't give no cares in this world but himself.

Recently, things between Luis and I

have taken a really bad turn.

You're saying that I'm saying awful things.

How is that awful things when I'm explaining to you

the pain that I'm feeling

and what I'm going through alone,

when you're in another country and you can give a [bleep]

less about me?

Luis at one point made me feel very good about myself.

He actually made me feel more liked

in three days than my husband

made me feel in three years.

- Trying to talk to this kid is like

talking to a [bleep] wall.

He goes, "It doesn't matter.

"You're unbelievable, toxic.

"I don't want that around me.

"I wanted to fix things the best way possible,

but you are making it impossible."

Are you [bleep] actually [bleep] me?

Luis is very dramatic.

He's also a Cancer, and I'm a Cancer, and it's, like...

[imitates expl*si*n]

I don't know--this [bleep]'s just [bleep] weird.

This kid--I don't know.

This is not what I wanted.

I'm a tough girl, but I have to start learning

from an early stage, if I see a [bleep]

red flag I have to be out.

Believe what somebody is showing you, because that's

really who they are.

I'm just gonna take the L, and I'm just gonna

bow myself out gracefully.

We moved very fast and little too fast.

But I really didn't have any expectations about Luis.

He's, like, six years younger than me.

You got to think about that.

I think I need, like, a [bleep] real man

at this point.

That's it.

I'm [bleep] done.

♪ ♪

- Guys, has anybody spoken to Angeliners?

- Where is her? - Where is her?

- I'm talking like CJ.

- Where is her?

- I thought she was coming.

- Is she coming?

What happened to her?

- It is on brand for Angelina to be late right now.

But for the occasion of showing up for Mosey,

something might be wrong.

We're definitely gonna have to check up on her.

- Oh, my God.

[sighs]

I don't want to talk to anybody right now.

- Uh, FaceTime unavailable.

- She has been texting me about Mosey, though.

- She has been? - Yeah.

- Okay, good. - All right.

- Well, at least that's nice. - Oh, that's good.

I'm a little worried for Angelina, because I'm, like,

I wonder what's going on with her?

I know, like, you know, everything

is super rocky right now in her life.

I just hope everything's okay.

- I'm gonna check her socials right now.

How do you spell Angelina?

- Angel.

- Did she--did she block me?

- No.

- Angelina Jolie is coming up.

- Oh, no, Angelina.

- I can't find her.

- Wait, it says no posts yet.

- That's what I'm saying.

- It says user not found.

- Yeah, Angelina is not there.

- User not found. - Oh, my God.

- She deleted her account. - That's not a good look.

- Stop it.

Who deletes their social media?

I'm pretty realistic to think that Angeliners is not feeling

good about herself right now.

- ♪ The lies, the games, the pain ♪

♪ How you supposed to win when everybody's upset? ♪

- I've heard a lot of things.

- What have you heard, Mike?

- Well, okay, you fell for someone else.

- It's just so sad, because I'm .

I'm gonna be .

And I don't think I'm gonna have kids.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Crazy, wild, wild, wild ♪

♪ ♪

- Big boy.

- Okay, before I have an aneurysm.

♪ ♪

- Mama. - Mama.

- Oh, my God, he said it.

- He won't say Dada.

He only says Mama right now.

- He just said Mama.

[baby crying]

Uh-oh.

- What's wrong?

- Callie barfed.

- Callie threw up?

You want me to clean it up?

I know you can't do throw up.

- [gags]

- Don't let her step in it.

- It looks like melted rocky road ice cream.

[gags]

- Okay, Chris.

- You want food?

- [shouts]

Why are you doing this to me?

- It's messy so you know what got to have that ♪

♪ Big bags yeah ♪

♪ Shorty, where your mans at? ♪

♪ Got the dollars so you know it's time to throw it back ♪

♪ He say he got them dollars ♪

♪ So it's time to throw it back ♪

♪ We popping on the headstand ♪

♪ Word to Wale ♪

- El Paso show.

Babe, I got booked in El Paso.

- You did?

- Yeah, a little Texas run.

- Cool.

- But I think El Paso will be perfect

to get "Jersey Shore" crew to come.

I could probably go there the night before,

spend some days with the OGs, just the fam,

and then I can go--

they'll turn up with me at the club,

and then I'll go off to the next Texas spot.

- What's in El Paso?

- Tacos, man.

Hey, guys, you down for an El Paso trip?

- Lion.

Ooh.

It's so cool.

El Paso?

- Have you ever been to El Paso?

- I've never been to El Paso.

- Are we saying it right?

It sounds weird.

- Texas?

- Is that where that is?

- Buddy, where's El Paso?

- Hello, ma'am?

I'm really excited for El Paso.

I need to get out of here.

- Same.

I am so excited for El Paso to see Pauly DJ.

I am here for it, but El Paso?

I mean, what the [Bleep] is in El Paso?

- The margarita was born right here in El Paso, summer .

- Oh, [bleep].

Jenni is going to wile out.

This is the ultimate quick mommy getaway vacation.

Mama is going to Texas.

Yee-haw, buddy.

- ♪ I'm trying to raise a glass up ♪

- ♪ Go ahead ♪

- ♪ Because I made it up and nothing but ♪

- ♪ Go ahead ♪

- ♪ I'm missing on my day one spot ♪

- ♪ I know ♪

- ♪ Ain't forgetting where I came from ♪

- Honey, did Angeliners contact you recently?

I did text her the other night when she didn't show up.

She's a big animal lover, but she's really going through it.

Angelina has been ghosting the streets lately.

She's in a really bad spot right now.

A divorce sucks.

She's gonna need every ounce of strength to rebuild.

- Hey. - What up, fam?

What are you doing?

- Oh, I just came out of the shower.

What's up?

- I'm actually gonna be in your area.

I figured I'd come by, maybe bring some pizza.

- Yeah. - We can chat.

You know what I mean?

- Yeah, you're always welcome here.

- All right, honey, put this man down.

- Yeah, he's tired.

- The Inspiration is on duty.

- Tell her she can always reach out to me.

[funky music]

- ♪ Hey, if you gonna do it, do it right ♪

♪ Slip, I hit it once ♪

♪ I know I can do it twice, fact ♪

- What's up, fellas?

How are you?

Do you guys have the order for Situation?

- ♪ Add me up ♪

♪ I got it like that ♪

♪ They want to be me, but they ain't popping like that ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- I look like death.

I'm just not in a good place in my life right now.

I wanted that white picket fence,

kids running around the yard while the dad

throws the baseball, because I never had that.

Come here, Peanut.

But I'm .

I'm gonna be .

My marriage is done.

I'm not with Luis, obviously.

And it's my body against Father Time.

I might not ever have a child, which sucks.

- Ange, what's happening? - Hey.

Okay, oh, thank you.

- We got hot pizza. - What's up?

- Cool.

- You look so--

you look like you have a million things of food here.

- When someone comes to your house

with a pizza, some pasta,

some chicken Franchese, a Caesar salad,

um, it's time to turn up.

Oh.

- All right--what?

What happened?

- I just stepped in pee.

- No, you didn't. - Yeah.

- You [bleep] stepped--

- I--maybe I should wear my shoes instead.

- All right. - I think it's all right.

- Oh, [Bleep] my life.

That was, like, one minute of you being in here,

you already stepped in piss.

There's a dog by my feet right now.

She's probably gonna take a dump on the floor

at some point today.

- Yeah, it seems like you're

in over your head over here.

- And I had to--

I had to change my car out, because my battery was dead.

- Yo, you got a lot going on.

- Oh, God, I know.

- So I've heard a lot of things.

- What have you heard, Mike?

- Well, okay, you fell for someone else.

- I wouldn't say I fell for somebody else.

I'll just go from the beginning.

- Okay.

- So Chris and I went to Florida.

- Yep. - You know, we were good.

- Yeah.

- He was on my team with a lot of things.

- Uh-huh.

- I thought things were gonna take a good turn coming home,

and they did not.

He actually told me he hopes I die in a plane crash

knowing I was gonna go to Spain.

- Come on, let's go sit down.

- Like, what the [Bleep]?

- I mean, listen, I put my wife on a pedestal.

They do the opposite.

And there are consequences to that if you do that.

Maybe this is something that, like,

you turn an L into a lesson.

If this didn't happen you might be in,

like, a loveless marriage for a long time.

- Forever.

- Do you know what's worse than wasted money?

Wasted time.

- %.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Like, you're stepping in dog pee,

and I'd rather it be, like, you know, changing a diaper.

Like, it's just so sad, because I'm .

I'm gonna be .

And I don't think I'm gonna have kids.

[gentle music]

- Why not? - I don't know.

- Oh, my God, stop it.

- I'm just thinking about that.

- Stop it.

- I don't know if I could even have kids now

because of all this.

I think about this in my mind.

Every time I think about kids, it's like, everyone's like,

"When are you gonna have a kid?

When are you gonna have a kid?

I just thought I was gonna be a mother by now.

♪ To get my love ♪

♪ I think it's overdue ♪

♪ ♪

[funky music]

Like, it's just so sad, because I don't

think I'm gonna have kids.

My age is literally what's against me right now.

- So yo--yo-- - I'm .

I have to start all over again? How could I trust anybody?

- Chop, chop.

It's time to make [bleep] happen and move forward then.

- I don't know.

- We can't sit in our shell and let life pass us by.

Let's--

- Like, you guys all have your children.

- Let's move forward.

- I don't have any of that.

- Let's move forward.

- And this house was for, like--like you said,

a significant other, like... - Yes.

- And a family.

Like, are you kidding me?

I don't have a [bleep] substantial,

stable relationship with anybody.

But all these people are moving on with their lives.

And it's, like, here I am, and I don't have a child.

But it's, like, am I ever gonna have a kid?

- We need to get everything under control right now, okay?

- My husband's going off on the deep end.

Like, he's going off the deep end right now.

So it's weird.

He'll go, like, quiet for, like, four days,

and I'll have, like, a drama-free life.

And then all of a sudden, bam, something--nothing even

happens on my end.

He'll just go off, and he will just write on people's pages,

and he'll write this stuff, "[Bleep] you; you hooked up

with this one, you hooked up"--

I'm, like, you don't have any proof of all

these things he's saying. - I know.

Yeah, I saw something like, you know, "Don't feel special,

you know, my wife blanks everyone or something."

You know what I mean? And I didn't--

- So he said that I [Bleep] everyone?

- Yeah, pretty much. - Oh, that's nice.

- And I didn't want to tell you, because--

you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.

What's gonna happen if he starts

contacting you guys or... - Anybody...

- What the [Bleep]?

- Sick in your life, family or not, or whoever it is,

there--you know, you go to info,

and then you go to block. - Block.

- And that's it.

You move forward.

You know what I mean?

I think more important, though, we need to get this house

under control, and we also need to get you

back loving yourself again.

You could be paralyzed, and it's

gonna be hard to do anything, the simplest of tasks.

And that's called-- - Straight up.

- It's called small victory.

- I actually really do need something

around the house done.

Do you mind?

- Sure.

Angeliners is alone in-- in a brand-new home,

and she's in way over her head with responsibility.

- Why isn't this light going on?

- And I'm starting to really see her

be honest and transparent.

- Oh, my God, it worked!

Yes!

I'm [bleep] so happy.

How did you just do that?

- Uh, BDS is in the building.

- How the [Bleep] did you just do that?

- It's called trial and error.

It seems that there's two switches

controlling one light.

And, you know, they both have to be on.

If I was to give any advice it is, Angeliners,

pay your taxes, have an office,

and stay organized,

and don't forget to winterize those sprinklers.

You're gonna have a situation.

- Let there be light.

- Exactly.

- Yes.

- My job is done here.

Okay, we had a therapy session.

- I love it.

- And also, I was a handyman today.

- It's not shutting off now.

I'm really thankful for the support of people around me

at this moment. - Let's just--

- Michael! - Let's just leave it on.

- It's not shutting off.

Don't touch it? - Don't touch that.

- All right.

- Just turn it on right here.

Don't touch that button.

- All right, all right, I'm an as*h*le.

- Bye, Peanut.

- Peanut, you should apologize for making him

step in your piss, by the way.

Right now, I'm going through a lot,

and I need to pick myself up, dust myself off, live my life,

and that's it. - You're gonna be fine.

All right. - Love you.

Thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Oh, P, we don't learn.

♪ ♪

- He's literally talking [bleep] about me to everyone.

- Do I stir the pot sometimes?

Maybe.

- I can't even [bleep] speak.

- I'm hurt.

- Just when I thought it was over,

the girls are beefing again on social media.

- They're believing everything Chris says.

I have to battle them now.

- So I'm interested to see when we all get together, because--

- There's some beef.

- I don't know how much more I can take of this.