05x19 - Mike vs. the World

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I'm gonna do a skin care launch party.

- Okay.

- But since Angelina blocked me--

- Yeah.

- Should I invite someone who blocked me?

- Just send the invite as a gesture.

She doesn't have to accept it.

She doesn't have to come.

I'm also going to send her the invite.

- We heard that you were the one that leaked the speech.

- I'm sending it to the squad right now

because I am shooketh.

- He started this whole [bleep] thing up.

Today, I'm gonna make sure he respects me

because I'm [bleep] done.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ The trust, the lies ♪

♪ The games, the pain ♪

♪ How you supposed to win ♪

♪ When everybody's all the same? ♪

♪ I said, the trust, the lies ♪

♪ The games, the pain ♪

♪ How you supposed to win when everybody's all the same? ♪

♪ I said, let's go ♪

- Holy crap, Mike, I'm flabbergasted.

'Cause honestly, I didn't know how deep Mike was

in this whole [bleep].

- Well, after the talk with Angelina, I'm shocked.

This is, like, old Sitch stuff,

like, stirring the pot.

And I'm like, oh, my God, what's happening?

- But I think at this point, she's more upset at the fact

that Mike talked to Chris, and talked to Old Bridge.

Angelina actually showed us tweets

of Mike saying, "All right, DM me.

Let's get this party started."

- Mike's, like, making appointments

to, like, talk to Chris.

"Tell me more"?

- I mean, he wasn't trying to hide it.

- And then there's more.

- "So you can DM, and we can start this party."

- So Mike, has been talking to Angelina for a while.

- And trying--

- Like, saying, "I'm there for you.

I want to be there for you."

And then Lauren reached out

and invited Angelina

to the skin care launch after she blocked her.

- It just--it doesn't make sense to me.

I don't know how that's gonna go.

I'm definitely so proud of Lauren.

She started her own skincare line,

and it's amazing.

But, like, how can Mike invite Angelina

to the skincare launch,

and then talk so badly about her?

Like, I feel like you're being a bad friend.

- Do you think Mike,

maybe he's just trying to get everybody,

like, back on the same page?

- He's making it worse.

And then he's making it good for himself.

I feel like Mike is definitely gonna

get [bleep] from Angelina.

He dug himself deep with this [bleep].

So the fact that Angelina is coming for him,

I'm like, Mike, get ready.

- She's having a conversation with Mike tonight.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Out here, we do what we do ♪

♪ Around here, ain't no making moves ♪

- Oh, God.

I'm on my way to sit down with Angelina

and just hear what she has to say.

But I am definitely dreading this conversation

because I know her life is extremely messy.

And her mess has become our stress.

That's facts.

And there's only one way

to handle this stress.

Can I get the two cheeseburger meal?

Diet Coke, please.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Ah, okay.

I feel a little better.

I think, technically, we're in Old Bridge right now.

I really think we are.

Chicken tendy?

♪ ♪

- "For you, Zack, and the kids.

Mike."

Cannolis?

What?

Who wants a cannoli?

Mike brought cannolis over for my kids.

Very random, kind of weird.

Like, why are you being so nice?

What are you doing?

- Just dropped this off? - Cannolis.

It's very, like, shady. - It is weird.

- Oh, this one's great.

I think I just got one more.

Mike loves evidence so much. We all know that.

- Be prepared for the presentation.

- Ooh.

- Mike, you are the [bleep]-- - Oh--

- Instagram scoreboard. - My God.

- So I'm printing out all the receipts

of what Mike was tweeting.

I'm gonna go into this meeting

with Mike prepared as [bleep].

♪ ♪

It's like I'm going to [bleep] w*r.

Sanitize my life for what I'm about to endure.

- ♪ Well, I can fly, yeah, whoa ♪

♪ I promise I won't lie ♪

- To be honest, I'm sort of dreading this conversation

because I know how hot Angelina

can come into certain sit-downs.

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings] - Let's do this.

I kind of feel bad right now for Mike

because the wrath of Angelina's about to [bleep] come out.

Hello?

Come in.

[dog barking]

- What's up?

- ♪ Oh, my God ♪

♪ Oh, my, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[phone line trilling]

[cell phone ringing]

- Yo. - Yo, what up?

- What's up, boyfriend?

My boyfriend that's a stripper out in Las Vegas.

- We're gonna hit the Strip,

but I need you to meet me at a certain address first.

- Oh, okay.

- And I think you're gonna like it.

- All right, send me the address.

I'll meet you over there.

♪ ♪

- So I have to show you stuff.

- Oh, stop it. - No.

- Okay, we're breaking boards out.

All right.

- How do I start this?

- You know, over the last couple weeks,

I have hit you up little by little showing you

that there's no smoke coming from me,

you know what I'm saying?

So--you know what I'm saying?

- Michael--

- I know when you're about to say something serious,

you say Michael.

My mother used to do that.

- How did this all happen with Chris?

Like, Chris is calling,

or you're calling him, whatever it is.

- No, no, no, no.

- He's calling you-- he's calling--

- I'm--I didn't--

I didn't call anyone.

I didn't call anyone.

So I don't want you to get it wrong.

Old Bridge-- - Mm-hmm.

- And your husband became besties,

and started to explain stories.

And then both of them separately called me.

- Okay.

- And they both kind of wanted me

to expose you in some way.

- Of course!

- I was like, oh, sh**t, this is too messy.

It's kind of gross. I was like, this is not me.

- What was gross? What do you mean?

- Exposing someone's just not my brand right now.

- But this is why I printed this out.

- Yeah.

- Because Mike, honestly, I'm upset with you

because you were like, "We can start this party."

Like, why would you do that? Like, why?

- What do you mean?

If someone's trying to expose any of us,

someone's got to step in.

- But Mike, come on, now.

You're like, "We need to have a family meeting.

Honesty is the best policy."

So right away, you're [bleep] believing Chris.

He said that I [bleep] leaked the wedding speech,

and everyone--

and you [bleep] stirred the pot with everybody.

It's [bleep].

- Listen, you got a lot of [bleep] going on.

Like, I don't want no smoke. I got no problems--

- Yeah, now you don't want any smoke because you're [bleep]--

because you know how messy it is.

- Yeah, it's very messy. I want nothing to do with it.

- But you wanted something to do with it

when you were like, "Let's start this party."

- Because I wanted to find out what they wanted.

They wanted me to expose you, okay?

- How could you sit there and not take any accountability

for your [bleep]?

Like, you literally said, "Let's get this party started."

♪ ♪

If I ever did that to Mike,

I would literally not be sitting here right now.

I'd be buried somewhere in someone's backyard.

- I got the information, okay, from people that--

- You should have came to me. - Were trying to expose you.

- But why didn't you come to me?

Why didn't you tell me? - You were in Mexico--

- Who cares?

- With your other [bleep] side piece.

- Oh, my God, all in a group.

- Let's be real, you had multiple side pieces.

They got mad at each other. Side piece wars happen.

- Oh, my God.

- They became besties with your husband,

and they all wanted to expose you.

And then you're mad at everybody for finding out

that you're [bleep] cheating with everybody.

- Kiss my a*s.

- Do you see how messy this is?

- It's not messy on my behalf.

- You've got to be [bleep] kidding me.

- Why don't you [bleep]--

- What are you, [bleep] delusional?

- Wait--

- Your life is a [bleep] dumpster fire.

- [bleep] off, [bleep].

He stood there at that [bleep]--

at the altar crying his eyes out.

Meanwhile, he knew the whole time

he didn't really love me.

- I need to take a step back

because it's affecting my whole life.

And it's not worth it.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

You're in the messiest divorce I've ever [bleep] seen.

both: Ahh!

- Ahh! - Ahh!

- It's too much.

- ♪ Sometimes people ♪

♪ People will get you down ♪

♪ But get back up, it's not the end of the world ♪

- Ready to get started?

- Yo.

What do you got me doing over here?

- Oh, you've never been on a Hog tour?

- What's up? - What's up, bro?

- Yo, you said tour.

- No, so we're going to hit the Strip.

So I wanted to ride in style.

So you know--

- I do look good in pink.

- He does, you know? - I do look good in pink.

- Yo, looking fly!

Let's go pick up some chicks.

- Wait, what? - [laughs]

Pauly's used to riding in Lambos and Bentleys.

- You're from out of town? - Yeah.

- Tell me you're a tourist

without telling me you're a tourist.

- ♪ 'Cause I'm out of my mind ♪

- Ah!

- ♪ I'm out of my mind ♪

- Pop a wheelie.

- ♪ I'm out of my mind ♪

♪ I'm out of-- ♪

- There's my billboard. - Oh, wow.

- Cool.

- ♪ To feel what I'm feelin' ♪

♪ I'm out of my mind, yeah ♪

- Do you guys feel played?

- Not even played.

It's just, like, I don't like when people

are saying something about someone.

But then on the backside, like, you're saying,

"I don't have a problem with you."

But you're not being truthful to what you're doing.

- Yeah.

- That's so weird to me, especially at our age.

Like, we're freaking .

- Yeah. - Like, why are we doing this?

- Let's be real, you had multiple side pieces.

They got mad at each other,

and they all wanted to expose you.

And then you're mad at everybody

for finding out that you're [bleep]

cheating with everybody.

- Get the [bleep]-- now you're pissing me off.

- There's a common theme to this here, you know?

There's always a black cloud

or some drama around Angeliners.

And hey, that's okay.

But holy [bleep], this is a dumpster fire.

They wanted me to expose you.

They said, if anybody could do it, you could do it.

- [bleep] them! - And--exactly.

- What? - What did I do?

- You got to be [bleep] with me.

- The information came to me.

It came to me-- - I don't care!

- And I wanted no problem with it.

- I don't care. I would go to you first.

- Your life is [bleep] messy.

- Right now, I need a friend,

and Mike's not being a friend.

You should have told me that they were saying that about me.

Like, I need to know these things.

- When it came to my desk,

right, I was like, oh, [bleep]--

- Your [bleep] desk.

- I want nothing to do with this.

And that's it. - But that's not what you said.

- But-- - You said, "Start the party."

- I needed to find out if this person was legit

because you were saying, this person's a friend.

Why wouldn't I entertain a conversation from someone

that you said is a friend?

What's wrong with him?

I got all the receipts.

I didn't make anything up.

Angeliner's lied about having a side piece.

You were screaming, "I'm gonna key your car.

I'm gonna [bleep] your apartment up."

- I never did. No, I never did that.

- Ange, it's on the video.

- Shows me going to my friend's house.

Like, who gives a [bleep]? - It just shows you--

- That Chris also knows.

- Old Bridge actually is not a friend.

He's actually a side piece.

Also, this guy right here, Old Bridge, who's right here,

"My husband knows about him. He's a friend."

Cool, that's fine. Now Old Bridge comes out.

He's salty now because--

- While he was in this house? - I have no idea.

- Begging me to be with me? He was like, please.

I'm like, get the [bleep] out.

- So wait, so you--

he was a side piece.

- Who cares?

If I was [bleep] a giraffe--

- Why wouldn't I entertain a conversation?

- If I [bleep] [bleep] this rabbit right here,

what does it matter if I was like--

- Wait a second.

- [mimics bed squeaking]

- You--no, no. - Like, what does it matter?

- We outside today.

- You know, like, there's so much drama going on

on the East Coast and [bleep].

- Yup.

- Honestly, like, it's immature.

And I'm not about immaturity.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Like, I'm all about being a grown-up.

- We out here like grown men, real mature.

- Grow up, you know what I'm saying?

- Real mature.

♪ ♪

- You need to [bleep] stop

getting involved in people's lives.

You shouldn't have ever gotten involved

in someone's [bleep] divorce.

- You need to get a hold of your life.

- I don't need to get a hold of my life.

- And also, take accountability for the people

that are in your life.

When you hang around clowns, don't be surprised

when your life becomes a [bleep] circus.

- You can't spew positive vibes and positive quotes

when you are bringing negativity

in other people's lives, #me.

- Negativity? Get the [bleep] out of here.

- You're bringing that-- you're adding [bleep]--

- Your [bleep]--your life--

and your decisions, and the people

that you choose to be around are causing you this stress--

- But you're answering them! - Not me, not me.

- But you're answering them.

Why did you not tell me that he's [bleep] calling you?

- So you are making a big deal that I picked up a phone call?

Is that what we're establishing right now?

- And you're making it lesser than it is.

Stop. Stop being a gaslighter.

Because this is bigger than you know.

- I got the information. It was so messy.

- And it was too messy for you, so you wanted to [bleep]--

you want to jump in there and stir it,

and then you want to be like, oh, [bleep].

Light the house on fire, and then back up

and be like, why is it on fire?

I wouldn't have done that to you.

- Okay.

- I've been your friend before anybody on this show.

I have known you for years.

What the [bleep]? Why would you do that to me?

- Why are these people calling me?

- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter?

- Ignore them.

- You take no [bleep] accountability

in your life about anything.

- So now you're backtracking--

- Your life is crumbling right now.

- How the [bleep] is it crumbling?

- What do you mean?

You're in the messiest divorce

I've ever [bleep] seen.

- I'm admitting it's my [bleep] messy divorce,

but you didn't have to add to my messiness.

The fact of the matter is, I don't feel respected here.

I don't. I don't [bleep]--

- Well, I think you-- - I don't want--no.

- Need to address that, then.

- No, you need to [bleep] address it too

'cause you're the [bleep] head of the household.

Jenni's the head of the household.

- What do JWOWW and myself have to do with this mess?

You need to, like, look inside of a mirror

and some of your own decisions.

- I need to have [bleep] respect.

I need to be respected.

You [bleep] being there to answer Chris's calls.

But what about consoling me?

What about asking me how I feel?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I'm sorry I'm a [bleep] [bleep] damn human being,

and I'm [bleep] going through a messy divorce

with a guy I trusted,

and he [bleep] lied to me the whole time.

- Listen, you don't have to say sorry to me, okay?

- He stood there at that [bleep]--

at the altar crying his eyes out.

Meanwhile, he knew the whole time

he didn't really love me.

It's too much. It's just too much.

I'm going through so much.

- You are going through a lot right now, you are.

- But the [bleep] fact that you added to it,

I don't understand what the [bleep] end all be all

of this was.

What was the point of all this?

Like, what do you want?

- ♪ You don't care about me at all ♪

- It's just too much.

♪ ♪

- ♪ And I wish that I could just... ♪

- It's just too much.

I don't understand any of this.

- I don't understand where this is going right now.

I really don't.

♪ ♪

- ♪ The ship was sinking ♪

- You're trying to say that my life is messy.

- It is [bleep] messy. - It's not [bleep] messy.

- Why are you [bleep] crying?

- Because I've known you for a [bleep]--a long time.

And you know what?

- It's because you're going through a lot, [bleep]--

- But then why weren't you there for me?

- So what?

- Why were you there for Chris first?

- So what? Your life is messy.

So what? - No.

- Fix it. - [bleep] you, Mike.

- Fix it. - What else do you want?

Do you want me to [bleep] put my blood

in a [bleep] vial?

Like, I don't understand.

[tense music]

- There is so much "drammers" going on.

It's easy to forget about, like, what's happening

in her life in general--

the stress of a messy divorce.

So I'm trying to, like, figure out how

to deal with this right now.

Because when you see a friend crying,

your immediate reaction is like,

what can I do to fix this?

But I don't know if I can fix this.

- In the future, I want to trust you guys

to [bleep] have my back and be like,

if anyone comes to me going forward,

we're not gonna listen to those people.

We're gonna come to her first and be like,

"Hey, by the way, so somebody said something.

Here."

Like, come on.

- Okay, I understand--

I kind of understand what you're getting at right now.

And I made a mistake, okay?

And I'm owning up to it.

I answered a phone call.

And I take accountability for that.

Is it a serious mistake?

To you, it is.

And I am trying to see it that way.

Because for me, maybe I acted out of character

that particular moment.

- I don't know why.

- But after realizing what was happening,

I said, you know what?

I don't want to hurt anyone, let alone Angelina, okay?

All it was was a moment of me being imperfect,

and I entertained a phone call, and I'm sorry.

- Thank you for admitting that.

I mean, after probably, like, three hours,

finally, I'm hearing Mike apologize

and take accountability for what he's done.

I don't care who calls you from this point forward.

Like, if they say something about me,

can you please, going forward, let me know--

- Mm-hmm.

- That they told you that about me--

- Yeah, mm-hmm.

- Or they're trying to, like, expose me, or--

- Yeah, no, I will, yeah.

- Talking to Mike tonight, you know,

wasn't good in the beginning.

I'm happy that he fessed up to his [bleep].

- It's all right? All right.

- But going forward, it's gonna be hard

to trust Mike again.

- Tell Lauren I'll unblock her.

- Okay. And are you coming this week?

- I'll come.

- You're coming? - Yes, I'll come.

- It's happening. All right.

- It is happening. - Good to see you.

- Thank you. Get home safe.

- All right.

♪ ♪

- Ay.

- Well, that was a [bleep] mess.

- ♪ And I wanna be sick too ♪

- ♪ Do you know, do you know who you are? ♪

[dramatic hip-hop music]

♪ Do you know who you are? ♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- Hey, how's Moser?

- He's good.

- Well, I had a doozy of a day today.

- What happened?

- And oh, God, there was a lot of yelling.

- Oh, God. - Yeah.

- I haven't seen that in years.

- Me too.

- [laughs]

- Angelina can bring the Staten Island

out of anybody.

It takes a lot to get Mike

to, like, a heated place.

Did everything end okay?

- I think that we solved a bunch.

We're just gonna move forward.

She said she's coming to your skin care event

in a few days as well, which I thought was nice.

- It sounds like there was progress made.

- It was definitely a doozy of a day.

- All right, I'm gonna go check on Romeo.

You did a good job, honey.

I mean, I don't know about the yelling.

- Yeah, I can't believe the Staten Island came out of me,

I'll be honest with you.

♪ ♪

- I don't even know what to say

because what the [bleep] did I do?

♪ ♪

- I just need to order a pizza right now.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- A little bit more tan.

Have to work out a lot.

I have to just be, like, really,

really extra fresh so that I can run around naked on stage.

♪ ♪

[sighs] That's nasty.

♪ ♪

- Last night was definitely a fiasco.

And truthfully, I don't like to get messy

like I did last night.

So I'm trying to do some damage control right now.

Angeliners.

I feel like a follow-up sit-down

to sort of reinforce some of the common ground

that myself and Angelina found yesterday would be good.

♪ ♪

- What does he want to talk about?

I think we've, you know, kind of put everything

on the table last night.

I mean, what do you want to talk about now?

♪ ♪

Guess I'm going to Denino's.

- Moser. [dog whimpers]

I know, I know.

Allergy season sucks, I know.

No one wants to be in the cone.

Same.

- Sometimes, I feel like there's really no loyalty here.

What has a girl got to do to get some loyalty and respect?

[dog barks] Oh, oh, oh, Peanut, no!

[cat meowing]

That's not nice. That's your friend.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, break it down now ♪

♪ I bet you, bet you pumped, bet you, bet you pumped ♪

- Do you guys got a table in the back?

- We do. - Okay.

- ♪ I bet you that you won't, bet you won't get crunk ♪

♪ I bet you won't be drunk, bet you won't get crunk ♪

- Hi. - Oh, hey.

What's up?

Are you ready for some good pizza?

- Yeah, for sure.

- Are you on a diet, or you going pizza?

- I don't give a [bleep].

- So I'm thinking--

this is actually her first time here.

- Oh, wow, a newbie. - Yes.

- Let's just get one vodka pie.

And then, mm--

can I do the Caesar salad,

but could I throw kalamata on top of it?

Do you like mozzarella sticks?

- I was gonna ask for that, actually.

- So let's get a little mozzarella sticks

and a little chicken fingers.

I'm also gonna do a side of meatballs.

I'm not gonna go French fries.

And then to go, spaghetti, broccoli,

and the light wine sauce.

- You can give me lunch, yeah.

- Do the big one, so you could eat some of it.

- Um...

yeah, I don't want to cheat on my diet too much.

I'm cheating right now, yeah.

And I think that's it.

How you feeling from last night?

Feel better? - Well...

[tense music]

I mean, I'm happy I got things off my chest.

- Same.

I'll be honest, I think that last night,

I was a little on the defensive because we started,

like, yelling at each other in the beginning.

I think at the end of the night,

we got out what we needed to get out.

And I think eventually,

we got to the right place of the matter.

- Yeah, I mean-- - And that's the goal.

I've known you for years.

I'm just here for support, you know?

I'm just here as a friend. I'm not here to judge.

When you hang around clowns, don't be surprised

when your life becomes a [bleep] circus.

You're [bleep] cheating with everybody.

- Kiss my a*s.

- ♪ A whole new world that was out of reach ♪

[doorbell rings]

- Hello?

- Hi, Dee.

Just got the food. - Ooh, yes.

- Perfect timing.

I heard the meatballs had a lunch with Angelina,

and it went great.

But after that, Angelina met with Mike,

and Mike said it was like a four-hour screaming match.

- Oh, my God, my shoe got stuck.

I hate these things.

- And it's all Jenni and Mike's fault.

And the meatballs are coming over.

And I was going to be like, what's the tea, b*tches?

- You got some boxes, boo.

- Ma'am? - Ma'am?

- Ooh, it smells good in here.

Yummy salad.

- So I need all the tea on that lunch.

- Well, it went smooth, thank God.

So she didn't come in hot, which was nice.

- Yeah. - Good.

- Well, we owned up to, like,

we shouldn't have done the tweet.

Like, that was, like, immature of us.

- Yeah. - It was stupid.

Like, what are we, ?

- She's like, "You should have came to me."

- Which is true.

Like, why didn't we just go to her?

- "And you should have texted me."

- But I think at that point, we were just,

like, we got caught in the moment.

That was because we got, like, riled up.

- Riled up isn't the word.

When, like, Mike was sending all those recordings in group,

I was, like, [bleep] floored.

- Yeah, and then, you know, she was just telling us

she's mad at Mike,

and she feels like Mike is backpedaling.

He's, like, talking to her, but then, like,

trying to get us all riled up and not like her.

And then, like, Mike talks to her

and says he doesn't want any, like, bad blood or whatever.

- And I was like, oh, we didn't know you guys

were talking and, like, okay.

- While at the same time telling us everything?

- It's very confusing.

- You're a switch hitter, bro.

You cannot be [bleep] talking to us and be nice to the person

that you're [bleep] talking.

I won't stand for that because that's fake as [bleep].

Didn't Old Bridge post something under Mike's tweet?

- So that's also what she showed.

- Yeah. - She showed all that?

- "So you can DM, and we can start this party."

- Let's start this party?

Why are you calling it a party?

- And Angelina has all that saved?

- She screen grabbed all of it.

- My problem with him is, why the [bleep]

are you pretending to be her friend then?

Why are you trying to expose her,

and then be friends with her?

Like, why is your wife telling me to unfollow her?

- So Lauren texts you to unfollow?

- Unfollow the dirty little hamster.

And I was drunk on my couch like, okay.

Angelina blocked Lauren and I on Stories.

So one day, Laurens asked me to block Angelina.

And I said, "Sure, why not?"

But then less than a week later,

Mike invited Angelina to the launch party.

- I'm gonna do a skin care launch party.

- Okay.

- But since Angelina blocked me--

- Yeah.

- Should I invite someone who blocked me?

- Just send the invite as a gesture.

She doesn't have to accept it.

She doesn't have to come.

I'm also going to send her the invite

because it's really coming from us as a family,

that we made the decision to invite her.

- I just feel like playing both sides, it backfires,

and I just--I don't want to deal with that negativity.

- So messy.

- The fact that there's so much drama

with Angelina and Mike,

and then Lauren saying to block her,

and then you invite her to the skin care launch,

is just being a fake friend.

It's just so messy.

- He can't hide behind his positive quotes anymore.

Like, people are gonna start seeing through it.

- I'll say it to everybody as a group too.

When somebody says that I did something, come to me.

- I agree. You know what?

- Don't believe everything you hear from others.

- I'm glad you said that. - Like, ask me.

I'm probably gonna tell you the truth

because I got diarrhea of the mouth.

- Yeah.

I feel that after the fact, I'm like, oh, my God,

I can't believe, like, I went down this rabbit hole.

If I could rewind the tape,

I probably wouldn't pick up the phone call this time.

- I'm glad that you see that now.

- Obviously, the old Mike would probably

love to be thrown in that mix.

- I feel like the old Mike's in there somewhere.

- [laughs]

- Mike is so [bleep] nosy.

Like, this is who he is.

He wanted to hear the dirt on me.

- He's in there. - Yeah.

- It's like, hi, old Mike. - Yeah--oh, God.

- So he [bleep] knew damn well what

Chris was calling him for, please.

- I, like, entertained it.

I'm like, oh, [bleep], I don't like this.

And I come back. - Yeah.

You were like a crab coming out of a shell.

And it comes out,

and then it sees somebody walking past, it's like...

- Yeah. - It goes back in.

- Yeah. - That was you.

Hopefully, in the future,

he will never do it again,

and he learned something from this.

I really, really really hope so.

- I've cheated on my diet twice

in the past two days because I've been stressed out.

- Really? - Yeah.

- I think he was backpedaling.

Because I think he realized he was in too deep.

And he was like, oh, [bleep], how do I fix this?

- You girls are cool, right?

- Yeah, we're good with Angelina now.

For some reason, she thought you were more involved in it.

- Always. - I was like--

- Oh, yeah, she grilled us for a second.

- And I was like, no-- - I was like, girl, no.

- I promise you-- - But why did she think that?

Did Mike give her a reason?

- But that's what I'm saying. I don't know.

- I got really upset when he texted last night.

- I'm wondering if he's trying to make Angelina

think Jenni was involved.

- I don't even know what the [bleep] I did,

but I'm always the one to blame.

Mike texts, "What a disaster this was."

And then I was like, "What happened?"

And he goes, "Four hours of her playing the victim."

I go, "Oh, my God."

And he goes, "It's all me and Jenni's fault."

And that's when I [bleep] lost it.

He wouldn't say why it was my fault.

- Maybe it was, like, him just trying to stir you up.

- All he did-- - And why?

- Was made me shut down.

- Mike is, like, trying to, like,

fix his problem by throwing other people under the bus.

And that is not how you fix a problem here.

Us girls aren't the issue.

- I don't know how to move forward with him right now.

Because I don't like when someone plays both sides.

- I'll be honest, the last two days

have been eye-opening, really.

- You have no idea what the other side is saying.

And that makes me so paranoid.

- I think we're gonna concentrate on your happiness

and taking it one day at a time, right?

- That's all I got to do.

- You can't play dirty and not get dirty.

- ♪ No, I don't mind ♪

- Get home safe.

- ♪ I got my devil inside ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You have to eat your breakfast

'cause then Mommy has to get ready

because Cloud is coming today.

Claud, Cloud?

Who the frick is Cloud?

Claude. Claude is a shed.

And it's going to be Mommy and Aunt Nicole's shed.

Me and Nicole have totally been planning

for "The Meatball Show,"

and I am so excited about it.

She's coming. She's on the way.

We actually bought a she shed.

- Yeah, so we'll do a bar here, and then, like,

a seating area for the guests.

- And then that entire wall will be our wine wall.

Nice. - Perfect.

- Welcome to--

- "The Meatball Show"! - "Meatball Show"!

- The she shed is going to be our set

for "The Meatball Show."

- I think it's perfect. - It is.

What other show

do you interview people in a she shed?

None.

And we can do our sign--

- Let's name her.

One, two, three.

- Claudia. - Claudine.

- Ew!

Ew, how is that possible?

- Oh, my God!

- This "Meatball Show" is going to be award-winning.

Like, I see me and Nicole walking away

with an Emmy after this.

- Claude.

- [laughs] Claude.

- Yes, it is a she-shed.

[doorbell rings]

- Hi, Tony. - Hi.

- Claude's here? Where is she?

- Everybody's here.

- Oh, all right.

So if you want, you could go around.

I'll show you where she's gonna land.

- Sounds good. I'll meet you back there.

- Thank you.

Claude's here!

Whoo!

[upbeat music]

[phone line trilling]

- Hello?

- Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa.

The [bleep] Mike thing--

he came to my house.

It was, like, literally pulling teeth

for me to get him to admit his wrong in anything.

I literally started breaking down in tears.

I was like, I'm done with this [bleep].

Then he felt bad, I think.

And then that's when he apologized, sort of.

- I don't know yet.

Only time will tell.

Whatever.

- ♪ All racks blue cheese ♪

♪ When I step out with the bag ♪

♪ Everybody trying to notice who is that? ♪

♪ I got a bag of my jeans, yeah ♪

- I haven't heard from Jenni ever since

I sent a text message that may have got lost in translation.

I've been texting her,

but she's really not answering me.

So who could say no to Denino's Sicilian and vodka pizza?

I know I can't.

[doorbell rings]

What's up, man? - Oh, what's up, man?

- Is JWOWW here? - Yeah, dude, come on in.

- Cool. - What's up, man?

- You got pizza, brother? - I do.

This is a pizza offering.

- I heard your voice from a mile away.

- Yes.

- Hi.

I'm taken aback. - Yes, okay.

- You bring food every time there's an issue.

- You're supposed to do that, yeah.

- So Mike shows up with pizza after all these texts

from him saying that I was at fault.

I don't know what I did,

so I have a big problem with that.

And I don't think pizza smooths it over for me.

First off, I don't even, like, like pizza like that.

I like tequila.

- I brought pizza

because I had a little bit

of a fiery meeting with Angeliners.

And when I got home, I sent a text in group chat

not knowing that I could rile up Ms. WOWW here.

- Riled up isn't really the word.

[tense music]

- Yeah, spun up, maybe?

- Well, I just don't understand why

my name was being brought up.

- It wasn't that your name was brought up.

I was being a little sarcastic as I was speaking openly

in chat to just be like,

yo, it's always me and your fault,

almost, like, to just be funny.

- I didn't take it that way.

♪ ♪

I don't even know where to begin

because I hit such a, like, low, dark place last night.

- Oh.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Give me the green light ♪

♪ Oh, I'm ready for showtime ♪

♪ Y'all see my name in big lights ♪

- Meatball, hello? - Hi!

- Oh, my God, I am so excited for today

because I can't wait to see Claude.

I bought some goodies.

We need to help get the she shed going.

So why not dress the part, but, like, look cute?

Hat first.

- ♪ Know that I'm hot ♪

- Glasses.

If you go walking at night, you can wear this.

I feel like I should be a contractor.

- I got Chris's hammer. - Mine's cuter.

- Okay, well, mine's more masculine.

- Okay.

Me and Deena look hot, and we are ready to go.

- Cute. - So cute.

[dramatic electronic music]

♪ ♪

- She's beautiful.

You guys need help?

Can I hammer something?

♪ ♪

Oh! - [screams]

- Oh, my God, that is a long nail.

- Ah! [screams]

Did I do it? - Ma'am?

- Ahh!

Want to try? - Yeah.

- Come on, Claude.

- That's all right. Aw, Nicole.

[both scream]

- You like that, Claude?

- It has to go in even, so it's not so [bleep] up.

- You know what? It's fine.

- All right, we're tired. We're gonna go have a wine.

- Keep up the good work.

[tense music]

- I felt betrayed yesterday because I'm hearing

that you're talking to Angelina on the side,

and you're talking to us about Angelina.

And then we find out that you're liking, and talking,

and hearting her stories.

And you're liking everything about her.

And we're all like...

- No, I--no, no-- - Whoa.

- From my side of it is like, every now and then,

maybe I'll throw up a post.

I just liked a story. - Don't get petty.

- Just--no, I'm serious.

- Because you talk mad [bleep] about her every single day.

It makes you look fake.

It makes you look like a bad friend.

You're pretending to play neutral party.

You're not neutral.

You're [bleep]--you're like the devil right now.

It just doesn't feel genuine.

- But didn't I explain to you why I was trying

to do positive gestures, to ease--

- But it didn't, to me, come from a good place.

- Mm-hmm.

- It came from a place

of being friends with the enemy.

And that's where I had a problem with it,

playing both sides.

You're being a [bleep] friend.

That [bleep] ruined... - I know, I know.

- My life for a year. - I know.

- I didn't leave my house. - Yeah.

- And that's when I said I need to take a step back

because it's affecting my whole life,

and it's not worth it.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- If you're friends with her, that's awesome.

If you're not friends with her, that's awesome.

I just don't want to be told

two different sides of a story.

And that's why I had a problem with--

- The invite. - The invite.

- The invite, yes.

I just thought it was a good practice.

And--don't laugh, but to try to become better, not bitter.

- Being better means don't block.

This blows my mind.

You sit here and talk mad [bleep] about her.

Your wife blocks her.

And then you invite her to a skin care launch.

It's not to be a good guy.

It's not to smooth things over.

To me, it's shady.

And that's not right.

- And I was really just trying to extend the olive branch.

- Are you being honest?

'Cause I'ma hold you to this. Are you being honest?

- We are tied together for the past years.

- But that's not what I asked.

Are you being honest with your intentions?

Because I know what honesty looks like.

- I don't like--

- And I know what bad intentions are too.

- I don't like to be on bad terms with anyone.

- Or do you not like looking like the bad guy?

- No, I don't like bad intentions with anyone, no.

- Mike's just avoiding being accountable for his actions.

But, like, own that [bleep].

Don't do what you're doing, and none of this would happen.

- Well, it seems like you're holding it

against me that I'm trying in the slightest

to ease any tension.

- Can I be honest? - Yeah.

[dramatic music]]

♪ ♪

- I don't believe you.

- In what sense, that I'm trying to ease the tension?

- I think you're backpedaling because you are stuck

in a situation you didn't think

you were gonna get stuck in.

- Um...

- It just went too far,

and now you look like the bad guy.

You don't want to be the bad guy.

And because of that, you are portraying yourself

as mediator instead of owning up

to the things that you caused.

- We can see why Jenni might be mad at that, right?

- It's really not--you know--

- That's-- - It's really not like that.

♪ ♪

- I also met up with the girls during the day.

The girls were like, "Listen, we shouldn't have did that.

We shouldn't have went on social media."

- Great, great, great, that's good.

Okay, positive.

- Yep, so that was cool.

And then I was explaining everything

that happened with Mike.

I let them know things that they were like,

"Wait, what the [bleep]?"

Because they had no clue

that he's been sliding in my DMs.

- The girls are looking at each other, like,

rolling their eyes like, "Holy [bleep], this kid is,

like, literally a two-face."

- I disagree with your actions

because it makes you look fake.

It makes you look like a bad friend.

Like, just don't be a [bleep] friend.

- I'm trying to ease the tensions with anyone

just by the slightest gesture.

- But do you see how this is, like, muddy?

- It definitely is muddy. It definitely is messy.

- I just think you guys should be

more transparent with the whole group.

And that's it. - Yeah.

- I'd say that. - Yeah, yeah.

- But right now, the only thing I care about

is what happened yesterday with my name.

I felt betrayed yesterday because I'm getting a text

that Angelina's putting it on me.

And that really spun me up

because I have no control of the narrative

that's being portrayed of me

because when people are speaking highly about me

to my face, but--

- You think I speak negatively to you?

- That's the thing, I don't know.

It scares me when I don't know

what's being talked about me.

And I'm petrified because if Mike

can play Angelina like this, he can play me like this.

It's [bleep] Angelina one way,

and it's "Hi, Angelina, you're invited to this,"

another way.

- I think you're looking too much into it.

- But that's how I just feel.

- I think I'm more upset with that you would think

that I would say anything negative about you

since all we've been through.

- Not negative about me, but lie.

You don't know what other people are saying,

so you have to trust the other people in your life

to hold you in high regard.

So finding that out yesterday,

knowing that my name is being brought up,

that brings me back to the speech--

- Yeah. - All over again.

And it's terrifying.

That [bleep] ruined-- - I know.

- My life for a year.

I didn't leave my house.

- Yeah.

[tense music]

- And that's when I said I need to take a step back

because it's affecting my whole life,

because I don't know what Angelina

or other people are saying about me.

I'm at an age and a point in my life where I'm like,

it's not worth it.

- ♪ Sometimes, the outside world ♪

♪ It can truly hurt ♪

- I don't know what Angelina

or other people are saying about me.

When you don't know what other people are saying about you,

it's really [bleep] painful.

And I'm at an age and a point in my life where I'm like,

it's just not worth it.

What Mike's doing right now,

I feel like, is just making it worse.

Like, I don't [bleep] trust anybody.

- Well, that's the reason why I'm here,

because I'm understanding your concerns.

- Fine.

- I'm understanding your concerns.

You have the right to feel that way.

But I try not to speak negative about anyone.

I had to do some soul-searching recently.

And it was hard for me to reconcile on how

to even operate, on how I was gonna deal with it.

And that's--is what happened with me, okay?

Now, the other stuff with Lauren,

and the blocking, and you guys,

that's probably another conversation.

I need to handle one problem a day.

- Yeah, no kidding.

- So I'm gonna get home to Romeo.

- Okay.

- But it's not--I don't think it's that serious.

I think it's really just communication.

Like, I don't really think it's an issue, you know?

[tense music]

- Fine.

It's fine. - Okay.

All right, thank you for opening the door

and hearing me out.

I love you guys.

- Love you too. - Peace.

- Take care, dude.

- At this particular point, I have to agree

to disagree with Jenni.

Someone has got to take the leap of faith

and be positive.

It's not playing two sides.

At the end of the day, I've been the mediation before.

And the mediation is bringing two parties together.

And that's what I'm doing.

Oh, my goodness, what a mess.

What a mess.

♪ ♪

- Well?

- I find him to be a genuine person,

but I find his intentions to be wishy-washy, so...

- Today accomplished getting the point across

from our side, your side.

- It feels very--like I'm back in, like,

th grade or something.

I didn't understand what old Mike and new Mike was

until this situation happened.

And I'm scared that other things

are being said about me.

I'm assuming now Angelina's actually

going to Lauren's event.

- I assume, after hearing Mike, that she'll be there.

- Do you think it's going to be [bleep] kumbaya or--

- You know what happened.

- All the girls are mad as hell at Mike,

and no amount of pizza is gonna make me forgive

and forget what he did.

- He's taking phone calls from him.

And he's literally spewing it out to you guys and, like,

riling you guys up.

- We're always in the middle.

- Like, he's still trying to justify his actions,

but backpedaling never works out,

and actions have consequences.

- He brought pizza. That's--

- That's the only thing you give a [bleep] about.

- That's where I'm at.

- ♪ You're still, you're still ♪

- Whatever.

- ♪ A traitor ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Yeah, you're still a traitor ♪

- He should have--if he knew me well enough,

he would have brought a bottle of tequila.

- Feels good.

- I'm eager to make amends.

Everyone was definitely upset from your actions.

- Welcome to the-- - "Meatball Show"!

all: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

- Come on. both: Chug, chug!

- You're going off the deep end.

- Pull. - Can we call you daddy?

- Where am I? - Oh, come on, Jer.