05x21 - The Pool Party

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- ♪ MTV

- "According to a source,

"Angelina told her now-estranged husband, Chris,

"that she was the one who secretly shared

"audio of her bridesmaids, which led fans

to attack Nicole, Jenni, and Deena."

- I would have [bleep] looked at that text and been like,

"[bleep] that. No. I didn't [bleep] leak it."

And that would have been it. - Yeah.

What do I do when I see Jenni?

Like-- - Have a conversation

like you did with us.

- Not ready for it. Don't want it.

But it's gotta happen.

Guess we're gonna do it in San Diego.

Bring it on, I guess. Oh, God.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild

♪ Let's party, get loud - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun - Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

[tense rock music]

♪

- Listen to me.

- No, don't [bleep] tell me, "Listen to me," Lauren.

- I don't give a [bleep]. - Angelina...

you don't admit anything. - Why would--

- "I [bleep] sold the speech." Who gives a [bleep]?

- Where is the proof? - I am in hell right now.

- I don't give a [bleep] if you leaked it

or if you didn't leak it. If you leaked it, good for you.

If you didn't leak it, I don't give a [bleep].

- Okay. - Do you see

what a dumpster fire this is?

- I'm not [bleep] done.

- Don't [bleep]. - Stop [bleep] interrupting me.

Don't. I'm [bleep] sick of it.

Stop [bleep] interrupting.

- Stop [bleep] yelling at me.

- Welcome to San Diego.

I'm having a great time.

[tape rewinding]

[upbeat music]

♪

- So pretty.

I have to say, San Diego is beautiful.

I just want everyone to have a good time at this vacation.

But I definitely feel like there's gonna be

dramas on the trip

just because Mike is basically stirring the pot

with all the [bleep] with Angelina and everything.

- Mike was on Twitter, full force--

"Let's do it.

Like, what dirt you got on her?"

- We didn't know that, right?

- "What receipts you got on her?"

He stirred this whole [bleep] thing up.

- [groans]

- Is that a frickin' warship?

- Yeah, I think that's the "USS Midway."

- Oh, my God.

All right, so we're good. If anything goes down...

the Army's here.

♪

- Hello?

I'm in San Diego

taking a vacation with everybody.

Ma, hold on one second.

Yeah, Uncle Nino, what's up?

I'm in San Diego now.

I'm done for now.

Oh, really?

I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.

♪

- Wow, it's beautiful.

- Look at all those boats out there.

- I'm really excited for the vacation.

But then again there is some things

that have to be handled when we get there.

Jenni and Angelina,

they just have to sit down and talk it out.

And I'm ready to move on. [chuckles]

- Same. Look, people are playing Frisbee.

That's such a California thing to do.

- That is.

- ♪ Fly high and keep on moving ♪

- It's very pretty here.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Party's here, b*tches!

I'm ready to get this [bleep] started.

Let's go. Am I the first one here?

[gasps]

Sir, are you here? - I'm in the gym.

- Oh, my God, you're such a loser.

We're on vacation.

You should come and have a drink.

- This is vacation for me.

- Oh, my God, Vinny.

- ♪ Your mother's got flavor... ♪

- CJ, wake up, buddy. We're here.

- [speaks indistinctly]

- Right over here. - Thank you.

Aah! - Ma'am.

Welcome to the VIP suite.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi, munchkin. - [giggles] He loves you.

Hi, baby. Hi, Mom.

- You guys want something to drink?

- Come on, grandmas, have a drink.

- All right. Bye-bye, honey.

- You can have him later. - Gotta go with Grandma.

- Here's to San Diego.

- San Diego and a great time.

- Yes, a fun trip. - Cheers, cheers.

- Yes. [glasses clink]

- Cheers. - Stay away from the drama.

Thank you. - Yes.

- ♪ Drop it down low, one time ♪

♪ Who they want to test? Who they want to test? ♪

- Babe! - Yeah?

- Oh, this is gonna be real dope.

I felt so bad 'cause we're not gonna be there.

- Yeah? - So I set them up.

They have the dopest pool party out there.

I already know it. 'Cause Hard Rock San Diego--

It's called Liquid Sunshine. It's all set up.

Nikki's th birthday today.

I have a really dope birthday planned.

So I'm gonna miss the first day in San Diego

with my roommates for the vacation.

So I'm gonna call the Hard Rock,

set up a nice little pool party for them,

'cause I gots connections.

I got a cabana. - Mm-hmm.

- I got the wine for the girls. - Okay.

I got food. It's gonna be real dope.

- This should be an interesting trip.

- It should be.

- I haven't seen anyone

since Lauren's skincare launch. - Right.

- Angelina and I were

definitely cordial at Lauren's event.

- Sorry I was late. I had so much to do today.

- Don't worry about it. Thank you for coming.

- But I want to tell Angelina, like,

"Hey, I'm sorry for, like, contributing

to the social media drama."

I'm owning my [bleep]. Just own yours.

I also feel like Mike is the reason

why me and Angelina are not getting along right now

over the speech being sold.

Mike's the one that told us that.

- I'm sending it to the squad right now

because I am "shooken."

- I can't even [bleep] speak right now, I'm so agitated.

Bro, you made the whole damn soup.

- All right. Let's get our keys.

- Thank you so much. - Thanks for the drinks.

- Of course. Enjoy San Diego.

- Are we the only ones here? - Vinny's at the gym.

- Oh, is he?

- [exhales heavily]

- You guys should teach Vinny

how to be able to drink a lot, then wake up the next day

and, like, go to the gym or keep drinking.

- That's a new goal for him. Wait, where are we going?

- We're going to the guest suite.

- Oh, we're going to the guest suite?

I might pass out myself. - I'll catch you later.

Me and Nicole are gonna go have a drink.

Yes, meatball.

Let's have a drink, and let's start this vacation.

- ♪ We're not meant to be

- [gasps] Pretty. - Gorgeous.

- The suite is so beautiful.

I love this place.

Is there wine in here?

- Beer? Who drinks beer?

This isn't Floribammers.

- What is happening over there?

- It's outside. - [gasps] Look at the view.

Look at all them. - It's a [bleep] pool party.

- Oh, should we do that today?

- Yeah.

- Wow. There's a pool party going--

playing games, drinking, dancing.

- We did it, D.

- This is, like, my type of vacation.

Ugh, so...

it was, like, a little awkward, but I went to Lauren's event.

- How was it? - It was really--

it was super, super nice.

- I felt bad I couldn't make it.

- It was a little awkward just because

everything going on with Jenni and Mike.

And then there was, like, awkwardness

with, like, Angelina and Jenni.

- This might be a [bleep] show.

- Yeah. I'm, like, not really here for it...

[laughs] At all.

- All right. Well, we're here.

- How are you? Thank you.

- Thanks. Welcome to the Hard Rock, babe.

- ♪ I'm gonna do what I want and ♪

♪ Not gonna stop, not gonna listen ♪

- This water's gorgeous.

I can' believe San Diego is like this.

This is [bleep] crazy.

Dude, this place is poppin'. What the [bleep]?

I'm ready for this vacation. You know, I need a break.

I'm actually going through a lot.

And I just need positivity.

[horn honks] Shut up, [bleep].

- ♪ I just want to kick it with the homeys ♪

♪ Pourin' out the drink and it's on me ♪

♪ We don't give a damn if it's a Monday ♪

♪ We gonna turn it up like it's my birthday ♪

[cell phone rings]

- Mom? [chuckles] Are you here?

- I am. Are you?

- Oh, my God! Me and Deena are on the balcony in our suite.

We have salads, and we have tequila for you.

- Well, is it just you girls? - Yeah, it's me and Deener.

- Yay! I'll be right there.

- Come on down. You're gonna like what you see.

- ♪ Uh, this one's for my enemies ♪

- Give me the strength, God.

All right.

- Checking in? - Yes.

- Perfect. Let me just grab you some room keys.

How many keys can I grab for you?

- One's good. I'm solo on this trip.

You know? - [chuckles]

- I'm really hoping that San Diego has hot men.

There better be some [bleep] eye candy there.

That's all I'm saying.

- Hello? Oh, they're outside.

Is there a pool party?

- Hi! - Hey, girl!

Oh, hey, beautiful. - Hi.

- Oh, my God, how nice. This is my room.

I love that.

- What is that? - It's a pool party.

- [gasps] Wow, it's a huge party.

Oh, my God.

Hot guys? Hot guys? Anywhere?

- Just filling her in on the skincare launch.

- It was a very awkward event.

- I feel like it was actually more awkward

with you and Mike than Angelina and you...

- %. - Which was so weird to me.

- I feel like there wouldn't be

an issue with Angelina and us at all,

and those posts wouldn't have been made on Twitter,

if Mike didn't, like--

- Do you remember he wanted to bring you on his podcast?

- Oh, my God. - [gasps]

Wait, I totally forgot about that.

[bleep]. That was [bleep] shady to me.

- He wanted me to interview Side Piece on his podcast.

Totally forgot about that.

You cannot make this [bleep] up.

Mike was adamant on getting Old Bridge and Chris to talk.

So he's like, "Jenni, you do it."

Everyone in group was, like, "What the [bleep]?" Like--

I'm so [bleep] mad.

- Can I tell you? I was so blown away by that.

- The audacity.

- I'm really confused why he wants to bring

the side piece on his podcast...

- On his podcast. - And have you interview.

- Because you have no ba*ls.

The podcast comment really made me realize

that, like, he would throw me to the wolves.

And that was really [bleep] hard to digest.

Still is.

- Afraid-- - He loves the drama.

- But he's also afraid of, like, people, like,

not liking him.

- Finally at the hotel, honey. - We made it.

- I know. - I'm excited.

- He's trying to say

that he's a peacemaker in all this.

- You caused all this. How are you a peacemaker?

- I feel all the choppy waters are behind us, honey.

- Yeah. - We handled everything--

- For us, definitely. - Yeah.

- I think this got bigger than he could fathom.

- Yeah.

- Good vibes only in San Diego. - Yeah.

- What the [bleep] goes on.

- Are we gonna have a good trip this trip?

♪

- We need to talk. There's a lot of [bleep]

right now that I'm, like, finding out and--

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, you're in deep doo-doo, brother.

- Oh, damn!

It seems like we have an ambush.

- Don't talk to me like that.

Don't [bleep] talk to me like that.

- Holy [bleep].

You're messy! And it comes back on us!

So shut the [bleep] up while I finish.

- ♪ I'm way too high, living my life ♪

♪ All them naysayers...

- Vinny! - You made it!

- Whoo!

- What's going on?

- Where do we start? - Where do we start?

- I did see the group chat.

I'm like, "Yo, that's-- that's too much to read.

It's like a [bleep] novel." - Yeah.

- Me and Nicole sat down with Angelina.

- Yeah. - Basically we owned

our [bleep] with the tweet.

We apologized for that. - Well, that's good.

- We're sorry that that happened.

- I take full responsibility for that.

And then she started unloading...

- Mm. - About Mike.

And, like, he's back-pedaling.

Like, writing to her, like,

"You look good here," or... - Yeah.

- Fire signs, heart signs. - "I'm here for you.

If you ever want to talk, I have your back."

- I'm not surprised Mike is still friendly with Angelina.

Mike is a [bleep] stirrer.

He's, like, front row of everyone's drama.

That's just who he is.

- And then his wife asked me to unfollow her.

"Let's unfollow the dirty little hamster

to watch her head spin." - Okay.

- Six days later, Lauren and Mike invite her

to a launch.

And that's where I had a problem with Mike

'cause I thought he was being shady.

Like, you can't be playing both sides...

- Right. Little messy.

- Because that's gonna backfire on you.

- ♪ One time for the ones getting loose ♪

♪ One time for the ones getting loose ♪

♪ Oh

- Uh, well, honey, we're here.

- I know.

You did such a good job on the plane.

- I know. He did amazing.

As a squad, we've all been dealing

with this Angelina drama.

But we've smoothed out a lot of the wrinkles.

And I feel, for the most part,

smooth seas are hopefully ahead.

- We always end up having a good time.

- Yeah. - You know, there's

always a little bit of drama. - Uh-huh.

- You never know where it's gonna come from.

- The problem was, he was playing both sides...

- Yeah. - It got really messy,

and I just don't think he wanted to admit

to being that person. - Yeah, yeah.

- And he might now feel sorry about it.

- This pot that Mike has stirred up is, like, huge.

It's like a big witch's brew.

- Remember Mike said to me, "You should host my podcast"?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles] - And--right?

[laughter]

- He went like, "I got an idea."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"I'm not gonna expose anybody, but--"

- Jenni...

- "Can you host my podcast?" - [chuckles]

- "It won't be me, though. But it'll be--"

- "It won't be me, but it'll be on my podcast."

- Oh, well. [cell phone rings]

- Angeliner's calling me. - Oh, [bleep].

- Hey. - Where are you?

I am at our roomie suite.

- I'm here. I'm in my room. - All right.

You want me to come over there? - Yeah, come meet me.

- All right. I will be there in a couple minutes.

- All right. Bye.

- I'm gonna go grab her. - Oh, you're grabbing her?

Then I'm going in. - Yes.

I actually think once Jenni and Angelina sit down,

they're gonna find common ground

because they have a lot of the same feelings

when it comes to Mike.

- Hey.

- Hey. Hi, pretty.

- Oh, my God, you look so good.

I just need to make sure she's, like, you know,

in a good headspace,

and then I will bring her over to the suite.

- [sighs] - Me, Vinny, Nicole, and Jenni

are up at the roomie suite.

- Where is everybody else?

- Not here yet.

- So Angelina's gonna come in here--

- Angeliner's gonna come down.

- Now, is there gonna be...

- [sighs] - Some kind of convo?

- Should we move this just in case we're fighting?

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [indistinct shouting]

- How would you feel about going up to the suite?

- Is she, like, on some funny business, like--

- No. Not at all.

- She's gotta be real, dude.

- No, she is. - I might go downstairs.

- I know. - The DJ's killin' it.

- Yeah.

- I feel like, actually, you guys sitting down--

I think you're gonna have a lot more in common

than you expect.

- But she needs to [bleep] be real, though.

Come on, like, that-- - She's going to be.

- You might have [bleep] avoided me

at Lauren's skincare launch, Jenni,

but I'm in San Diego, b*tch, and you're here, too.

She said no social media,

and she went on social media again!

- All right, all right.

- Chris told Mike that I leaked the wedding audio.

And right away Jenni was like, "I knew it was true."

Did it, like, cross your minds a little bit

that maybe, just maybe he's scorned

and he wants to hurt me, that's why he said that?

Just saying.

- Just relax. Everything is fine.

It's right here. You're fine.

- [bleep] is gonna hit the fan.

both: Hi. - Hello.

- Hi, Ang. - Hey.

Hi, Vinny. - Hey.

- Cool.

- I'm really over all, like, the small talk

and, like, just, like,

everybody beating around the bush.

Here I am, sitting here right now.

Let's address this [bleep].

Are we gonna, uh, address this elephant in the room?

Between me and you?

- Oh, [bleep].

[dramatic music]

[hip-hop music]

- Pool party's outside.

- ♪ They know I got it, they know I got it ♪

♪ I am the top and causing the gossip ♪

♪ Everyone talkin', they know I got it ♪

♪ They know I got it

♪ They know I got it, they know I got it ♪

♪ Let's go

- Cool. - Are we gonna, uh, address

this elephant in the room? - Oh, [bleep].

- We're here. - All right.

- [grunts] Big boy.

- We're in San Di-- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- I'll be right back. I gotta ask them a question.

- All right, I'm gonna put-- I'll see you upstairs.

- I was wondering if I could get a head start

on some room service? - Of course.

- All right, let's go with, um...

Everyone loves tendies. - Of course.

- Yes. Let's try some street tacos.

- Of course. - Carne asada. Fish and chips.

Three diet sodas. A root beer float.

We're gonna do a little salmon fettucine for the baby.

I'm sober as [bleep]. I don't smoke. I don't drink.

All I do is eat food.

- I will get that order placed and rushed up to your room.

- All right, thank you. Bye.

- Have a great day. Enjoy San Diego.

- Thanks. Thanks, guys.

- My thing was, like, when I came out of the surgery--

- Are we hearing this again? - You want to go sit outside?

- It's like, "What the [bleep] is this?

"What the [bleep]? Like, why are they tweeting this?"

- About what? Oh. - About how I leaked audio

from the wedding speech.

- Do you guys mind if we sit outside?

I already did this.

Let's just go have, like, a wine on the balcony.

- I'd like you to be here.

- All right. - Yeah.

- Jenni's like, "Nope."

- And I don't want anyone to leave,

so no [bleep] stories are crossed.

Like, there is no more hearsay about to happen.

Let me explain something to you.

- Can I go first, though? - Sure.

- I thought we said

we weren't gonna go to social media

after Dr. Drew was flown miles and miles and miles away.

- [chuckles] - Okay? Literally.

- That was actually funny.

- If you have a problem with us, come to us.

Don't put it on social media.

- Is that something that you're--

- That's fine. I want the same respect.

- What do you think? - No, I won't take it

to social media.

I'm always the person that reacts.

I'm not the [bleep] starter.

- When you were going through your [bleep], right--

It's [bleep] so loud.

[carefree music]

♪

- When you were going through your [bleep]--

- I feel like we should go outside

so you guys can have a ser-- - No, I want you to sit here.

And I think we should get all angles.

- This is a hostage situation! Let me out!

There's a frickin' pool party happening outside!

- When you were going through your [bleep], you texted me,

and you were like, "Don't [bleep] talk about my marriage.

You're gonna [bleep] regret it."

I got a text from her saying,

"If I see anything about my marriage

"come out of your mouth, you better pray

you never see me after." I was like, "Huh?"

I didn't talk about your marriage.

I literally had respect for you.

I want my [bleep] respect. That's what I want.

I want respect from you, Jenni.

You're a [bleep] hypocrite. That's what you are.

- I'm mad about the speech.

That's the only thing that I'm mad at.

- But I didn't leak any audio of the speech.

- Aw. - Good boy.

- Are you such a good boy?

You want to get ready for a nap?

- Where's he going? Is he saying "Dada"?

[baby cooing]

- This way. - Dada?

Dada's right here.

[both giggle] Here's Dada.

Where's Dada?

[laughter]

- Angelina, you don't admit anything, ever.

- What are you talking-- - [bleep] grow some ba*ls.

That's all I'm asking.

All I'm asking is one thing. - This is a blast.

Oh, my God. Please make it stop.

I'm looking at flights. - Just [bleep] tell the truth.

I'm telling you the truth on everything right now.

- I don't know why you're raising your voice.

- Because it's so frustrating...

- I'm trying to be very mature right now.

- Dealing with a liar. - I'm a [bleep] liar?

- Say, "I [bleep] sold the speech."

Who gives a [bleep]?

- Where is the proof? - Move on.

- Put the proof in the middle of the [bleep].

- There is fighting going on while a lit pool party

is right outside the [bleep] window.

This is, like, such a juxtaposition.

It's, like, the worst thing ever...

- It's like my children.

- But now you're calling me a [bleep] liar.

- And the most lit thing ever next to each other.

And I'm just sitting there in between

wanting to jump out the window.

- As a friend, I think I deserve the truth.

And they deserve the truth. - So you still think

that I did it? - Yeah.

Do you girls believe that she sold it or not?

[dramatic music]

We're willing to move on, but I'm just telling you

how hurt we were.

- I'm telling you-- I never leaked audio.

- I don't care anymore.

Honestly, I'm just here to have a good time.

I know there's [bleep] going on,

but, oh, my God, keep me away.

- You really think I leaked it? Come on, now.

- I don't care. I don't care.

- I think they're just moved on regardless.

- I don't care about this speech anymore.

We'll never know who leaked the speech.

And I have to tell you, at this point,

three years, I'm done.

- I know. - I don't care.

- You think I leaked it? - I don't care.

I don't give a [bleep] if you leaked it or if you didn't!

If you leaked it, good for you.

If you did leak it, I don't give a [bleep].

- Okay. - I am so done.

I'm done.

- That's the most grimiest thing.

- Where am I?

Am I in the [bleep] Twilight Zone?

Where am I? I don't know. - Hard Rock.

- The story's like this...

- I feel like we all moved on from this.

What are we doing? - I know. Why are we back here?

- But can I ask you something?

- We're missing a [bleep] pool party.

- I know! - [bleep].

♪

- ♪ I'm feeling good, I'm feeling right ♪

♪ Aviator status, we ain't have to book a flight ♪

- Chicken tendies with some French fries.

Street tacos, carne asada.

- This is my husband to a T.

It looks like this is the salmon fettucine.

- We didn't even finish checking in,

and he already needs to get the room service.

- Nothing but smooth seas ahead, honey.

- Yeah?

- I went to Twitter. I own up to that.

Should never have done that.

- You're the one that said

you didn't want anybody to do that.

That was your request for all of us.

- That was my bad.

I got angry 'cause I truly feel like you sold it.

- That's so disgusting, though. How could you say--

Like, I just can't believe that you would think that.

He wanted this to happen.

I never leaked anything about you, your life,

Nicole, her life, Deena, her life.

- So then why did you block me?

- I don't even remember why. Um...

- Because Zack had texted Chris.

- That's what it was. Thank you. Sometimes I forget.

- Remember I said she's upset about the Zack/Chris text?

- I thought that was grimy, too.

- Where's that picture from? - Cancun.

- I'll text the Chrises group chat.

I just asked Chris if he's in Mexico.

- Why would Zack-- Like, he's part of you.

- Yes. - Why would you tell him

to text my husband anything?

It's, like, stirring the pot.

- No. - Stirring it.

- All Zack said was, "You in Mexico?"

- Oh, my God. Come on.

- They've been gone for a while.

Should we text them? Should we call them?

- They're probably just catching up.

- Or it could be something else.

- I just thought that was really [bleep]

because I would have never done that.

- What was [bleep] about it?

- If I want to be friends with Roger,

you'd be good with that?

- If you wanted to start a relationship with him now,

three years after the divorce--

- No, if I ever--Jenni, please, with your [bleep].

If I ever started [bleep] being friends with Roger,

you would [bleep] have my head cut off.

And then everyone's talking to Chris.

It's a [bleep] clown show.

I don't want you guys talking to Chris.

- Angelina, I will be honest--

I believe that, unfortunately, has to do with Mike.

- ♪ Black robes, racism, diamond fronts ♪

♪ You had your shot, now your time is up ♪

[line trilling]

- Please leave a message after the tone.

- I'm calling Mike. He didn't answer.

I'm calling Vinny. He didn't answer.

Deena not answering, that tells me

that something is up.

Come on!

- Here's the other thing-- Chris called Mike.

A few days after... - [sighs]

- I think you blocked Lauren as well,

and so she texts me out of nowhere,

"Do you want to unfollow this dirty little hamster

to make her head spin?"

- Lauren, girl, girl, girl. Oh, my God.

It's not a good look.

And I've heard this whole "dirty little hamster" thing

for years upon years.

Like, does Mike want me to go at him

and call him [bleep] names

like Popeye on Crack and [bleep]?

Like, come on. You know? It's getting old.

Oh, this takes it to another mother[bleep] level.

Oh, hell, no. - Hold on, hold on.

I'm not done. - Oh, no.

- I've tried hard over the last couple weeks

before getting to this vacation

to make sure that I was good with everyone.

All the fires have been put out.

And now it's positive vibes only.

- Mike asked me to host The Situation podcast

with your ex-husband and your side piece.

- Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, backtrack.

Who asked you to do that? - Mike.

- I said, "Are you [bleep] out of your mind?"

- Well, this wasn't brought up in my house.

If I would have known this when I had asked Mike

to come to my house the first time around...

his a*s would have been kicked the [bleep] out.

Why didn't that happen?

- Because I would not [bleep] do that.

I literally--we all side-texted each other.

- We all said, "What the [bleep]?"

- Oh, so this was just him putting it out there?

He wanted to just do it?

- He wanted me to host a podcast

with your ex-husband and your side piece.

- On his podcast.

- I was gonna do it, but I was busy.

- Shut up.

- So we can probably let Grandma go to her room

and change. - Yep.

And Romeo will probably be up

in, like, an hour.

- He's coming to us trying to expose you.

And then he's going to you, apparently, and being

very friendly.

And that's where I had a problem.

And I explained to him you should not play both sides.

I defended you because I don't like

what Mike's doing to you.

- Jenni is dragging Mike.

- Hon, you ready? - Yep.

- She's, like, grabbing him by the collar

and [bleep] dragging him all over this room right now.

- I said, "You're a really [bleep] friend to Angelina.

"You look like a bad person

And I hope she uses it against you because"--

- Well, I am. Where is he?

- Oh, God. - [groans]

- And where is she?

'Cause I'm [bleep] gonna go in on her, too.

- I want to die.

- I'm horny. The pool party's outside.

- Oh, I saw hot girls down there.

- Yeah. - I'm sad for you.

- Yeah, I saw--I told you.

- Mike is definitely involving himself

in a lot of people's business, a lot of people's drama.

And, yo, Pauly, uh,

the old Sitch and the new Sitch are beefing,

because the old Sitch wants to expose Angelina,

but the new Sitch is like, "Nah, I'm a good guy."

- And I think Mike is doing it--

He thinks it's harmless. He thinks it's fun.

But it's really gonna not end well and be messy.

And that's exactly what the old Sitch used to do.

- ♪ The lies, the games, the pain ♪

- Well, well, well...

- Hey.

- ♪ The games, the pain

♪ How you supposed to win

♪ When everybody's all the same? ♪

- ♪ I got a knack for the flair ♪

- Hon, you ready?

- Well, this wasn't brought up in my house.

- Hey.

- Well, well, well...

Man, you know, the energy is definitely weird.

Mike has a lot of catching up to do.

- We need to talk.

We need to talk, because now this whole thing--

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, you're in deep doo-doo, brother.

- We need to talk right now. - I already spoke to you.

What do you mean I need to talk?

- Yeah, but there's a lot of [bleep]

right now that I'm, like, finding out, and--

- What are you talking about? - We'll talk about it.

I don't know. - You're insane.

Oh, damn.

It seems like we have an ambush.

You're just a giant [bleep] black cloud.

- Hi, how are you? - There's stuff I have to talk

to you about, too. - Okay, I'm here.

- Because there's so many things right now.

- We can chat whenever you want.

I don't know what the [bleep] we just walked into right now,

but Angelina's visibly upset.

- I'm not sitting next to her.

She's too negative. - What happened?

Like, where did this go wrong already?

- I spoke to you before I got here.

- Dude, no. Uh-uh. - And everything was peaches.

both: What happened? - Can you sit?

- What happened? - Can you sit down?

- Can you grab the tequila?

Mike's just like, "Duh, duh, duh,"

walking in like, "This ain't have nothing

to do with me." - What happened now?

- It's like, "Mm, just wait."

- Me and Jenni, we were all just talking.

- Okay. - Come to find out

that you were gonna have a podcast

with Chris and Old Bridge.

And you wanted Jenni to be the host.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen, the idea was funny as [bleep].

But after about five minutes, I'm like, "Nah, that's--

"it's not what I want to do.

But, Jenni, you could do it."

"You're, like, Dr. Evil." You know what I'm saying?

- [whispering] Pauly...

I invited Jen to the girls' strip club.

- Oh, my God. You are a gangster.

- We'll go to a local place,

and we'll type an anonymous letter.

- Did you leave me a note? - No.

- Right. - [chuckles]

- That's ridiculous.

- This is crazy. - Jenni, please.

- So I forgot about it until Deena brought it up.

It was brought up in group chat

that we should invite Chris and Side Piece

on your podcast.

- I was just kind of trying-- Jenni was saying--

Like, I was trying to help Jenni, and she was like,

"Oh, let me bring Deena into this [bleep]."

Just leave me alone. [chuckles]

- That was my idea? It was everyone's idea?

Whose--I mean, just-- - It was your idea.

- It was my idea. Okay.

And everyone was against it? Everyone was for it?

- Pretty sure we were all against it.

- I don't agree with that statement

that everyone was against it.

We all feel the same way in our group chat

that we don't agree with the way

that Angelina lives her life or makes decisions.

- That's my [bleep] business, Mike.

- Mike's trying to justify his actions.

He should just take the L for this

and learn a lesson, like his shirt says.

- When we first got all this information,

it was so messy.

And I went to Jenni like,

"Yo, what could we do with this?"

- But it's my mess.

- It always is your mess. - It does--

Mike, please, with your bull[bleep].

- It always is your mess.

- ♪ Yeah, uh

[rapping indistinctly]

[line trilling]

♪

- Oh, my God, babe. - What?

- I tried calling everyone.

No one's picking up the phone.

So that means one of two things.

They're either having the time of their life,

or it's a disaster. - Oh, gosh.

- The group chat's silent. [chuckles]

- The group chat's never silent.

- I know.

- I'm freaking out right now.

I set up the dopest party in the world,

the dopest pool party, I set it up remotely,

and they're radio silent--

no phone calls, no voice mails, no nothing.

And most of all, group chat is silent.

That's how you know something's up.

- I'm sure they're fine.

- I don't know why everyone's going like, "Mike"...

Was it my only idea? Was it my idea?

- I don't know why you guys are even talking about me

in the [bleep] group chat.

Like, why am I even in this thing?

- I just don't understand... - Let me live my life.

- How I became, you know, the bad guy so easily.

And it's fine.

I'm up for an easy discussion.

We can all go back and forth about this.

- But if you live long enough, you become the villain.

- I love that. That's very true.

Very true. - Come on, Mike.

Be better not bitter.

Come on, Mike, a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

I don't think there's a T-shirt quote

that can get him out of this.

- I'm trying to be positive

for future relations of all of us.

- And has everyone forgotten

that there is a whole-a*s pool party

happening outside right now.

I have to do something. I can turn this around.

Bring me to the pool.

Can I moderate for a second? - Yes, please.

- Okay. - I can't.

So you love this family.

And when, like, a bunch of crazy, spicy stuff

was happening in her life--

- I was taking in the information.

- With that, I think you also are a good guy,

and you want to be positive

and still be friends with her and stuff, but...

- I just don't understand. - Okay.

- I still don't get it.

- Obviously, that didn't work out.

- When your life is so messy, and we've explained this--

- Mike, come on with this [bleep], man...

- Let me finish. - With the [bleep] messiness.

So where is the receipts?

Who started this [bleep] podcast?

- I think that was a joke.

- It never went past that five-minute conversation.

- I understand, but what--

- If you calm down and think about who Mike is

outside of his relationships with everyone in this room,

the relationship you have with my husband...

- Uh-huh.

- Do you think he would ever do that?

- Okay, Lauren.

You have definitely not been innocent in this situation.

- And it went away.

- But that's not normal, because that's my life.

- But you're not in that chat,

because in their chat, that's normal,

because all they do is talk [bleep] to each other about--

Or does it sound like it was a bad-taste joke...

- Listen-- - That everyone in here

laughed at.

- Why don't you let him speak for himself for a minute?

- I'm not speaking for him.

- Yeah, you are, though. both: No.

- Let him speak for himself for a second.

You're not involved in this.

Now you're gonna have a problem with me, Lauren,

if you [bleep] speak up for your husband.

He's the one that started this. Let him [bleep] talk.

Even you bringing that up, like--

- I think you're worked up

about something that was never going to happen.

- Why wasn't this brought up in the two sit-downs

that we had, though, me and you?

- About a joke that he made with his friends

in confidence?

- And why wasn't it spoken about--like, Lauren--

- Do you talk about the things

you talk about about us to other people?

- I want to ask you about something that you did also.

- Okay. That's okay.

- And I'm gonna ask you something, too, because

what I just heard about what you said about me,

like, "Let's block this [bleep]

dirty little hamster," like, Lauren, come on.

- Unfollow. - Unfollow?

I never blocked you.

I really don't think I even did it, honestly, girl--

- Do you see what a dumpster fire this is?

- I didn't block her. I didn't block her.

- It was a ghost. It was a ghost.

- Shut up, Mike. Get the f-- - Somebody had to block her.

- Holy [bleep]. How long do we have to stay here

and go back and forth?

Like, we're gonna be here all night.

I just want it to stop.

I wanted to go to the pool party.

- Why are you guys teaming up, like, to unfollow me?

- I think we should just all get off social media.

Cheers. Okay, thanks.

- Why is it turning on me?

- Because you're a cheater. What?

- I'm a cheater? - Just--yeah, you are.

- None of you talk about your own [bleep] lives.

Okay?

- Yeah? - Having a good time.

Having a good time.

- I'm just saying you're messy!

And it comes back on us!

- ♪ Do it, do it, do it

♪ When you're out, do it, do it, do it ♪

- Do you see what a dumpster fire this is?

- I didn't block her. - It was a ghost.

- Shut up, Mike. Get the f-- - Somebody had to block her.

- This is what happened. Let me tell you the story.

- Oh, my God. It's been frickin' hours.

Things are still not resolved.

There's a pool party outside.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ M-m-make it super loud

[indistinct shouting]

- It looks so much fun.

- Jenni texted me, "Holy [bleep],

"you have to look at Angelina's story.

"There's a cat [bleep] on a wall.

It's hilarious. It's disgusting. Look at it."

- How am I gonna clean this?

It's all over my [bleep] wires

and all over the [bleep] walls.

- I said, "I can't see any story."

- She's like, "She blocked me.

She must have blocked you, too."

- Angelina, she literally could not see the cat [bleep].

- I'm jumping.

- How does a cat [bleep] on wall?

- I said, "If she feels the need

"that she has to block me, I'm going to unfollow her.

Do you want to unfollow her, too?"

- Can you say the truth, though?

Like, what she said, like, the dirty little hamster.

- It's a nickname.

- Yeah, but I don't want to have it anymore.

- Okay. - I don't want to talk--

- Fair. - All right, guys,

ex the hamster.

- But didn't you just make it

like it was, like, a little bit malicious?

- No, I said I % take accountability--

- You seem committed to being,

like, really wound up right now when I just told you

the context of it. - I'm confused here.

Now it's coming from a different tone, though,

Jenni, like--

- I forgot about the cat [bleep].

I'm very sorry. The cat [bleep] makes me laugh.

- Jenni is playing "Frogger" right now with the blame game.

- So I forgot about it until Deena brought it up.

It was brought up in group chat.

Lauren texts me out of nowhere,

"Do you want to unfollow this dirty little hamster

to make her head spin?"

- And now...

- She's right.

And I completely forgot about the context of it.

- You know, it's a different tone.

- The way you just made,

it was that she was being really shift

he was being really shift.

- Hours go by, she said,

"You want to [bleep] unfollow this hamster."

- Can we just move on?

- Like, like-- - Please?

- I texted Jenni an hour ago at this point.

Should we call them?

I don't know what's going on, but--

- Fun.

- I'm [bleep] confused.

- I'm [bleep] confused, too.

- Let's all Kumbaya.

- But I just don't like, like, the podcasting--

even if you are saying it's a joke,

Mike, if you really ever did that to me,

that would have been-- - Do you think he ever would?

He's the only one in here that cares.

- Are you kidding me? - To be honest with you.

- No one else does care besides my husband.

- Lauren, I don't give a [bleep]!

- She pissed me off a little bit saying that.

- Not many people do.

They are pointing the finger at Mike.

But in that group chat, my husband's, like,

one of the few positive people, let's be honest.

Going to get pizza-- Listen to me.

- No, don't [bleep] tell me, "Listen to me," Lauren.

Don't speak to me like that. - Oh, my God.

- Don't talk to me like that.

Don't [bleep] talk to me like that.

You don't get involved in somebody's marriage.

I think I've explained my sex life to all of them

way more than I've ever had to.

Here I am again, being authentic.

None of them say [bleep] about their lives.

You're gonna tell me

every single one of the roommates,

their marriages, and their relationships

their engagements are perfect?

People got now lives in this group.

People need to stop being [bleep] fake,

'cause none of you talk about your own [bleep] lives.

How about that? Okay? - Oh, whoa.

- Tell us how you really feel. - Holy [bleep].

- Vinny, you had a girlfriend for how many [bleep] years?

Nobody knew about her. - Okay, and?

You're the only one that does crazy [bleep].

- Oh, first it was Ronnie, now it's me.

- I'm not gonna be a trainwreck.

- Whenever I have a [bleep] relationship

or something going on in my relationship, I'm honest.

- Congratulations. Congratulations.

I was just starting to see Angelina's side.

But not anymore, man.

I mean, Angelina got some set of ba*ls

to say that she's the only person

that shares her life.

Like, we all share our lives.

It's just that you share your crazy life.

- But why are you allowed to do that--

- I can talk about anxiety, I can talk about depression.

- I have respect for my kids.

Sorry that I don't talk about my [bleep].

- That takes real offense, 'cause we give everything.

- Aw, hey. - Hi, baby.

- We're not gonna be coming home.

[clears throat, sniffs]

- My divorce, it was a sore subject.

- He got eight months. Mike got eight months.

- It's not fair. - This is crazy.

That's our brother.

- Jenni, why are you guys all taking it personally?

I'm saying some of you.

- Because that's a personal attack.

- My family is a beautiful family.

I'm sorry, I can't--I can't--

- You have a really nice marriage.

- I'm sorry my life--

my family and my marriage isn't bad.

I'm sorry that my marriage isn't a disaster.

I got you dinner--pizza.

- Did you make this yourself? - Your favorite.

- Yes.

You don't have to have a bad relationship!

Do me and Chris fight?

- Deena. - No, I'm just saying.

Would you mind going out

and clean up the yard a little bit?

- "Chris, how was your day?" "Oh, it was good.

Nice to see you." - How was your day?

- I missed you. - How was your day?

Like, yeah, me and Chris fight,

but it would be boring fights to see.

I'm sorry that my stuff isn't dramatic...

- Deena, I've seen you pull weeds.

You pull weeds great.

You're the best weed-puller I've ever seen.

- And your stuff is dramatic.

- It'll probably be nighttime.

You'll probably be sleeping by the time I come back.

- Love you.

It is what it is.

- Did I say anybody right now?

Did I say you, you? - No, it's just very offensive.

- I truly am just myself.

- Holy [bleep].

- I'm happy that everyone is arguing over Angelina

and not me.

- I'm goofy and silly. - That is true.

- I walked into the Devil's den.

And to be honest, the Situation, historically,

has been amazing at getting out of situations.

- ♪ But I see your true...

- Nobody told me you had to talk about those things.

- I'm not, like, a confrontational person.

- ♪ I see your true colors

- So now what can you possibly be mad at me for?

- Angelina, you didn't have to.

You were willing to talk about those things.

- ♪ Your true colors

♪ True colors

- ♪ 'Cause I'm out of my mind ♪

- They're having a good time. They just got there.

- All right, speak it into existence.

- Yeah. - Having a good time.

Having a good time.

Having a good time. - [chuckles]

- Hit 'em with that Jamaican juju.

Yeah, I mean, I'd love to think

that everything's going perfectly,

and that's the reason why they're not answering

the phone, but let's think

about the group of people we're talking about here.

Mike... - Are you kidding me?

- Vinny... - Not talking about me!

- Angelina... - Whoa!

- Nicole... - She's so [bleep] fake!

- Deena... - Ooh, I have a stone house.

I have a [bleep] stone house.

- Jenni... - You [bleep] a crazy b*tch!

- Something's going on.

- I hope they're having a good time.

- To your lips to God's ears.

- What? - [chuckles]

- Put my lips to God's ears? - You need Jesus.

♪

[indistinct chatter]

- But why are you allowed to do that and then--

- I can talk about anxiety. I can talk about depression.

- Nobody told you you had to talk--

- When my divorce thing happened,

you guys went to my-- - You chose to talk about it!

- Oh, my gosh.

I just want to go outside and have a drink.

I don't want to be a part of this.

- Most of you don't tell me

everything that's going on in your lives.

- You brought your own [bleep]. - What? Stop, Mike.

- No, no, no, please. - Stop. Please, stop.

- I don't make your decisions. You make your own decisions.

- So because I'm an authentic person--

- Because you're a--What? - What?

- Authentic person? - Yeah.

- Because you're a cheater? What?

- Cheater. - I'm a cheater?

- Yeah, you are. - Mike, I cheated?

b*tch, please. Give me a [bleep] break.

What does it matter if I cheated on my husband

with [bleep] different-- - I didn't say

that I cared about it. - But why do you care?

- Why do you care? - I said I don't care.

- Why does he care so bad about my sex life?

Does he want me to, like, set up

a camera for him in my bedroom?

- Stop.

- Why is this turning on my right now?

Why is this turning on me?

- Sorry that we developed a real-life bond.

- I don't know why we're still talking about this.

- We're trying so hard--

- I'm going through my own [bleep], bro.

I'm going through my own [bleep].

- But guess what, there's a difference.

- When you were going through your divorce,

I gave you respect. You didn't give me--

- Shut the [bleep] up about my divorce.

- No. It's the truth. - Because everyone gave

that respect, and I wasn't [bleep] dudes

behind his back.

- I didn't get the same [bleep]--

- Plain and simple. - I didn't get the same--

- Plain and simple. - Same--

- It's so frustrating that Angelina doesn't listen.

She's bringing out my mom voice

that I'm preparing to use when my kids turn .

Like I was trying to say,

when I'm going through [bleep] in my [bleep] life,

people will know, but I'm just saying,

you're messy, and it comes back on us!

So shut the [bleep] up while I finish!

- It's not messy! - I'm not [bleep] done.

- It's my life.

- You never tell us what you're going through!

I'm [bleep] not done!

- "I'm not done!"

- I'm not done! - Jenni--

- "I'm not finished!"

- Call me, too!

- I'm not yelling!

- Haven't you spoken-- - I'm not [bleep] done!

- No! - I'm not done!

- I hate seeing Jenni, like, yelling

and getting upset.

But, I mean, let's wrap it up

so we can go get drinks downstairs.

- 'Cause I'm so [bleep] sick of it.

Stop [bleep] interrupting me!

- Don't [bleep] yell. - Sick of this [bleep].

- DJ's sick. - [bleep], [bleep].

♪

- Can we just get to the frickin' pool party?

That's all I want. - Stop [bleep] interrupting!

- Stop [bleep] yelling at me! Stop!

- I'm not!

[dramatic music]

- With friends like you... both: Who needs enemies?

[chuckling] - Right.

- ♪ Uh, pop it up, turn it up ♪

♪ Speakers got it to the max and with the bass ♪

♪ Everybody wilin'

[loud thud] - [gasps]

- [screams] - Oh, my God, Nicole!

- I'm fine. I work here.

- It's too much. I don't have it in me.

- Deena's driving the bus. Beep, beep.