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05x27 - Knock Knock! Who's There?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation". Aired: April 5, 2018 – present.*
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.

05x27 - Knock Knock! Who's There?

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- ♪ MTV ♪

[all cheering]

all: Family Fun Day!

- Oh, yeah! Sea lions, yeah!

- That's what Angelina sounds like in bed.

[sea lion barking]

- This family day has been extra hard for me.

It's my first time without Chris.

- It's OK. - I'm getting emotional.

- Jenni, are you OK?

- I have this pain right here. - Oh, damn.

- Jenni just got an ultrasound. Hopefully, we get some answers.

- Wild 'N! Wild 'N!

- Welcome to Wild 'N Out. It's guys versus girls.

- If I win, you're gonna do an appreciation post

on your Instagram for me.

And you're doing it. I don't give a [bleep].

- All right, whatever you say. Let's go.

Y'all want me to come up here and show out?

Tell me why Angelina's [bleep] looks like Pauly D's blowout.

[screaming]

- That's so funny though because you had to [bleep]

a snake a*s [bleep] to [bleep].

- Ladies, you guys get the Wild 'N Out belt.

[cheering]

- I think it's happening tonight.

- I would smash. - Wow!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We turning way up ♪

♪ , , , let's party, party, party now ♪

- Wait, but Vin, what about cuddling?

What about cuddling? - Nah, nah, nah.

- [gasps] He won't cuddle with me.

I'd smash. - Stop.

- Let them take the elevator alone.

Just them and one camera.

- What a fun night. But oh, my God,

there is some type of chemistry

with Angelina and Vinny this trip.

- Me and Angelina need some privacy.

- And I'm like, "I wonder what's gonna happen here?"

Like, Vinny might hook up with Angelina.

- I love you Vin. - What?

- I'm just [bleep] around.

- Well, that was something different.

We never done anything like that here.

- Yeah, that was pretty cool. - That was fun.

- Vinny was the MVP.

- Good job, Vin. You did good. - We all did good.

My favorite line was "suck these [bleep] [bleep]."

- Yeah, for the win.

- I don't know. I'm not good at this.

I'll try my best.

Yo, did you ever like [bleep] her [bleep]?

- Oh, my God! [laughter]

- Thank you, guys.

- Because you guys won,

you have to sleep in Angelina's bed tonight.

- No, uh--oh, wait. - No.

The appreciation post. - Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Uh, yes? - Where's my Instagram post?

- So the ladies won and now Vinny has to do

an appreciation post for Angelina.

- Bro, when you guys made this wager, I wasn't even there.

What are you talking about? - Turn your AirDrop on.

- Vinny, [bleep] you. - She was on the microphone

and spoke right to your face.

- She said it there? - Yes.

- And you agreed. You went like this.

- I didn't agree to anything.

- If I win, you're gonna do an appreciation post

on your Instagram for me.

And you're doing it. I don't give a [bleep].

- Oh, damn. - OK.

- All right, whatever you say. Let's go.

I didn't hear any of this. - What time was that?

- Vinny, of course, trying to weasel his way out of

like, posting this post that he agreed to.

Vin, you have--listen, when I lost, I kissed your feet.

You have to abide by the same [bleep],

or else I'm gonna get [bleep] pissed.

- That's true. She did-- - She did kiss the feet.

- She did kiss the feet.

- A real sportsman honors her bet.

- Angelina, bend the knee.

This is awesome! - [screaming]

- This is awesome!

- [screaming]

I did what I had to do.

I [bleep] fulfilled my end of the deal.

You said "appreciation post?" You agreed to it.

- Vinny, just post this one.

- It's actually a cute photo. - All right, send it to me.

First of all, it's going on my story.

- It's not the story. It's a actual post.

- Oh, no, no, no. - No.

- No one touches my wall. No one tou--

- You have--you have to post. I'm sorry.

- That'll [bleep] up his whole aesthetic.

[laughs] - It does not count...

- It has to be something sweet. - If you write something dumb.

- Oh, don't get gassed.

Like, be appreciative for what you're getting right now.

- Suck me off.

- Oh, he plans to.

- [laughs] - [chuckles]

- Oh, my God. He's putting in a paragraph.

- Oh, my God.

- I never seen such a long paragraph in my life.

Got the Cliff's Notes?

- All right, posted. - Let's see.

Gotta see what it is. - Gotta see this.

- Oh, my gosh. Here it is.

- "Appreciation post.

"Words can't describe how much

"this incredible woman means to me.

"God, I am so lucky and happy to have you in my life.

Out of all the stars in the sky..."

- [snickers] - "You are the brightest one."

- I'm sorry.

- Look at his face.

- Stupid. I look like [bleep].

- Screenshot it. - Screenshot that.

- Why does your face look like that?

- I'm putting that on my feed. - There you go.

- These words right now from Vinny

are words from the heart.

This is a man that cares.

And this is a screenshot that will live on in history.

- This is awesome. - I tweeted it.

- I think I'm gonna put it on my main page.

- Go nuts. - [laughs]

- I'm actually not that upset

that everybody is like, amplifying this.

Because the more ridiculous it seems

that I am like, loving Angelina on social media,

the more that the world won't believe that it's real.

Someone said, "Are you in danger?"

[laughter]

- Look at Vinny's post.

I knew you loved me. I already knew.

- Somebody said, "He must have lost a bet."

- Yeah.

- Everyone knows Vinny loves me.

Like, everyone.

Like, all of Staten Island are like--like, rooting for us.

It's like, a big thing.

- Yo, Twitter's going wild over this one.

- But it's everywhere.

- Oh, my [bleep] getting traction.

It's getting traction.

- Yeah, it's on Reddit. - Oh, it's on Reddit.

- Well, then. [laughs] - What the [bleep]?

- It's on Reddit.

It's on Reddit. It's on Reddit.

- Oh, wait-- [laughter]

[bleep] you, Vinny, you jerk off.

[upbeat music]

Whoa. [bleep] you.

- All my mains are getting mad. - Oh, [bleep].

- So I did fulfill my bet and put up the appreciation post,

but I don't want like, the world

to get the wrong idea.

[laughter]

- Vinny's post went viral instantly.

So much so, that he put another story right after it

with a tiny little "JK", just kidding.

- [chuckles] Oh, my God.

I don't think there were any rules about

the post after the post.

But I have a feeling that this might not end well.

- The [bleep] is she doing in there?

I'll listen to this.

♪ ♪

- You should go in there, Vin. - Shh.

No, that's gonna make it worse.

- He loves me. I told you guys.

[quietly] He called me a star in the sky.

"I'm so lucky to have you in my life."

I know, Vin.

You're a stripper, you as*h*le.

[gasps]

Oh, my God. He put "joking."

[dramatic music]

- Yo. - What are you doing?

[all screaming]

- [bleep]. - Angelina!

- Oh, damn. Get up. - What is wrong with you?

- Sorry, Chris.

You're a [bleep]. - Fell right on me.

- That's what happens when you [bleep] take back [bleep].

- What? - "Joking"? [bleep] you.

- That's Staten Island on Staten Island crime, kid.

- It's just water. It's just water.

- Damn.

- Angelina, come on.

You don't mess with Nikki.

- You don't know [bleep] about me.

- And she's from Ocho Rios. Good luck with that, bro.

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

- Just water. - Oh, God.

- Oh. - Oh, no.

- No, no, no, no. - Warning, warning, warning.

all: Oh!

- Are you [bleep] kidding me? - Not wine.

- Wine? You don't bring wine to a water fight.

- Oh, damn. - Oh, God.

- Open the door. - No.

- Open the door. - Oh, my goodness.

- This is terrible. - Open the door.

It's just water, and you pour wine?

Open the door.

- Nikki, go away.

- Open the door.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Better get out the way ♪

- Oh, [bleep]!

- Oh, my God. - You kidding me?

- You just poured [bleep] wine on me.

- Nikki, don't [bleep] pour wine on me.

- You just poured wine on me, though.

- Stop it, Nikki. - [bleep]--

- You poured wine on her. - b*tch.

- Oh. - You touch me again, I'm done.

Go away. Go away.

- Oh, my God.

- You poured wine on her. - I didn't know it was wine.

- You spilled wine all over-- - But it was!

- I am so hurting inside. I'm struggling.

- Angelina's in there acting like she k*lled somebody.

- Family Fun Day with the family in shambles.

- Am I being pranked?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Nikki, go away. - Open the door.

- ♪ Looking at the devil ♪

- Oh! - Oh, [bleep].

- God, you as*h*le, are you kidding me?

- You just poured [bleep] wine on me, [bleep].

- Nikki, don't [bleep] pour-- - Oh.

- You just poured wine on me, [bleep]..

You just poured wine on me. - Stop it, Nikki.

- Are you stupid? - You [bleep] as*h*le.

- Are you stupid? You're like, "it's just water"

and you pour [bleep] wine? Are you dumb?

- You just poured wine on her. - I didn't--

- So first of all, pause.

Second of all, rewind

and I'm gonna tell you what just happened.

All right, posted.

The guys lost to the girls at Wild 'N Out.

So I had to put up this appreciation post.

- "Words can't describe

how much this incredible woman means to me."

- Which it's obviously not true, it's a joke.

But my "JK" is what made Angelina start fuming

and throw water at me.

- Yo. - What are you doing?

[all screaming]

- Angelina! What is wrong with you?

- And Angelina got a lot of water on Nikki.

So now we've got a full on water fight

between Nikki and Angelina.

- Oh, God.

- Angelina was seeing red... wine.

- No, no, no, no. - Warning, warning, warning--

all: Oh!

- At this moment, Angelina knew she [bleep] up.

- It's just water and you pour wine?

Open the door.

- Nikki, go away.

- And Pauly turned into Will Smith.

Pauly said, "Leave my wife's name

out your [bleep] mouth," and he broke the door down.

- Oh, [bleep]. - I'm not going away.

- This night took a crazy turn.

- You touch me again, I'm done.

- Angelina's, like, hiding behind a curtain,

like, peeking out, like, scared for her life.

- I poured wine on you like you did to me.

- Yo, let's go. Nikki, let's go.

- Go. Go away. Real cool, Nikki.

- Yeah, real cool? - Real cool? You did it.

- You did a whole [bleep] confessional.

He posted a post

and you walk out pouring [bleep] water.

- And he said [bleep]--

- And you pour [bleep] wine? - You poured wine on her first.

- I did not [bleep] pour wine on her first.

- What the hell?

- I did not pour wine on her first.

- Huh?

- Oh, no, no. all: Oh!

[tape rewinding]

[all exclaiming in slow-motion]

- She's doused in wine.

- You just poured wine all over my [bleep] clothes.

- OK, you threw wine.

- I thought it was water. And I was like, eh.

- Yeah, then look! - All right. Well, say sorry.

- Sorry, Nikki, I didn't know-- I didn't know it was wine.

- You don't know it's wine? It's [bleep] red.

- But water-- - You just walked in,

poured wine. It's [bleep] red.

- Water--water--you guys all went nuts about water.

- Angelina threw water

at the wrong place at the wrong time.

- Because that's the only thing that was here.

I thought it was a water bottle.

- I'm gonna say that Angelina tried to keep it real,

but Nikki kept it realer.

- And you go get wine?

It's water. You just taste water.

- Angelina almost got her a*s beat.

- I don't have [bleep] here to wash my stuff.

- All right, so let me-- I'll wash it for you. Chill.

- I don't need you to wash my [bleep].

You probably don't even know how to wash a [bleep] dish.

- Vinny, you're an as*h*le, though.

Really, for real. - Come on.

- So dumb. - Come on, come on.

- That didn't even make sense. - No, it didn't make sense.

- She's like, getting mad because you--you--

you were backing out posting a [bleep] post.

You posted it anyway. - She's crazy.

- Either way, you don't come out

and start throwing water on people.

I can put anything I want on my social media page.

And like, obviously, I'm JK. You think it's real?

Like, are you mad at me that I--

that you're not the most important person in my life?

Like, you're not.

It's my mom.

- Deena, that's Vinny's fault. He put "joking."

That was disrespectful.

- What the [bleep] is happening right now?

- I'm done.

- She didn't realize what she was doing and she just--

- My whole hand, everywhere, is sticky.

- Your whole outfit's ruined. - Yep. Sorry, guys.

- I'm just gonna have to dunk it in water.

- Yeah, and that outfit's ruined.

- Oh, God.

- Why did Nikki get involved and pour water on me?

Why did she do that?

- I think she got mad 'cause she got it on her.

- But it's not--it's water.

- I know, I know. - And she was in the mix.

It's not my fault.

[all screaming]

- Angelina! What is wrong with you?

- She should have moved away.

- This is terrible.

And this all happened on Family Fun Day.

Way to end Family fricking Fun Day.

- It was a water bottle.

It hardly got on her.

She took it upon herself to, now, take a water bottle

and douse it my face.

So why did Nikki now get up and waterboarded me?

I'm covered and drenched.

Like, I had [bleep] water coming out of my nostrils.

And then I, in return, whatever I could grab,

I just chucked it.

I did not know it was [bleep] wine.

- Like, come on.

- You just don't pour wine on somebody.

It's crazy-- - Look at my shorts.

- I know. You ruined somebody's outfit.

That's crazy.

I can't believe this all escalated over

two little letters of "JK."

Like, this is ridiculous.

- Don't like go all out

pouring [bleep] water and wine. What was that for?

- Don't even bother. We'll take it to dry cleaning.

This is very on-brand for Angelina.

She always resorts into like, violence.

I mean, she shot her husband in the face.

- Oh! [all screaming]

- [chuckles]

She's a mess but you don't bring wine

to a frigging water fight.

[chuckles] Crazy.

- Nikki had nothing to do with it.

I had no problems with her in this whole situation.

But [bleep], she took a whole water bottle, goes--

Are you [bleep] kidding me? Are you serious?

She was in the mix. I had nothing to do with it.

- Listen, at the end of the day, like, it is--

like, it's--everyone's all amped up right now.

It's just clothes. Like--

- Why did she throw water in my face like that?

- Because you threw water. She got wet.

So her reaction-- - OK, how wet did she get?

- It don't--it don't matter,

like, if she got a little wet or a lot of wet.

Her reaction was to get you wet.

- I didn't even mean to throw the water at her.

I swear to God.

I did not mean to throw the water on my--on her.

- I know you didn't, Ang. - I swear.

- I know you didn't.

Angelina, you know,

she has a lot going on in her life.

But she always works herself up.

She gets in her own head.

And her emotions are super high right now,

just very like riled up,

and like, she's just all over the place.

- I'm going through a [bleep] divorce.

I'm going through my own [bleep].

I am so hurting inside. I'm struggling.

- You don't seem all right.

- I'm going through a lot of [bleep] stress.

It's hard.

I lost my significant--

like, I lost my [bleep] person.

Like, I'm still going through a [bleep] break-up.

This is why it's very hard for me on this trip

to not have that person that's with me.

You know, everybody's got their other person,

while I'm ultimately alone in this.

I can't keep doing this anymore.

I can't.

I can't do it.

I want to go home.

- I understand.

I felt like I've been there.

I've been there.

- I want to go home so bad.

- ♪ I still feel good ♪

♪ So I've been told ♪

♪ I'll be so much better now I'm on my own ♪

- I want to go home so bad.

I am struggling with my own battles every day.

- Angelina, you know,

she has a lot going on in her life.

♪ ♪

I just hope she's gonna be all right,

especially after this mess.

I know. This was a lot.

I didn't want you to be by yourself.

- Thank you. - Because--

- You guys like, really my true friends.

- You didn't have-- you don't have anybody.

At least, everybody else has somebody to talk to.

- I seen that [bleep] coming.

I seen it coming.

And I was like, all right, time to go. Time to get up.

I'm just trying to stay as far away as I can

when it comes to drama with Angelina

just because I just know how messy it can be.

Do you see how messy this is?

- It's not messy on my behalf.

- You gotta be [bleep] kidding me.

Do you see what a dumpster fire this is?

- Shut up, Mike.

- I felt like the [bleep] fire behind the

throwing of the water. - Yeah.

I definitely think that,

with everything that's going on with Angelina,

things are starting to unravel.

Because throwing red wine on someone

is not the mark of someone that's got it together,

to be honest with you.

This is not a good situation.

And then I felt bad because I saw how upset Pauly was.

- Yeah.

- I don't know how this is gonna get fixed.

Usually, it takes a long time

for Angelina to take some accountability.

Usually, it takes a long time for Angelina

to understand her part in an argument

or find some common ground.

Sometimes it takes like, almost a year,

maybe even years with her sometimes.

I will say that there will be beef

in the streets tomorrow. - No.

- I'm telling you. - You think so?

- There will be beef in the streets tomorrow.

Hell, yeah.

- All right. So Pauly's gonna be mad at me

and he doesn't want--every want to talk to me again.

And she's gonna be mad at me. OK.

- Yeah, he broke the [bleep] door down.

- What? - He broke the door down.

- No, shh.

- I hear Pauly screaming.

It sounded like-- [dramatic roaring]

[cat snarls]

And I'm like, "Oh, [bleep]. I'm screwed."

Pauly, he's never involved in drama.

And I don't know how she's gonna react.

That's my problem.

- You're a little scared of Pauly?

- Yeah.

I've never seen Pauly like that before.

And I never want to see him like that ever again.

I mean I'm [bleep]-- I'm startled.

- But listen, the most important thing is,

you can't think about tomorrow right now.

- But you know how my mind goes, Chris.

- Well, that's--eh.

- I barely have [bleep] clothes here

and like, you want to pour [bleep] wine

and then lock yourself in a room?

- Like, this escalated to something

that it should not have ever escalated to.

This could ruin the rest of this entire trip.

At least, if you're gonna have a wine fight, stay out for it.

That's why I opened the door.

I was told to always open a door for a lady.

Everybody know that.

- Opened the door? You kicked that [bleep] down.

- He's pissed. He [bleep] broke a door.

- I think he was just in the moment.

- He was defending his lady.

I honestly-- I would do the same for Deena.

- How is Pauly, me, and Nikki ever gonna be

in the same [bleep] room again after this?

- I love you and I love all of them.

And I feel like I don't know where--

where this is gonna go.

- I have to go home. I can't do this anymore.

- I think you just need a shower.

- I can't keep doing this anymore.

I can't.

- I think you just need a shower.

- I can't keep doing this anymore.

- What if you just shower? - [sniffles]

I can't. I have to go home.

- I don't know. I think you need to go to bed.

I think--I think--

I think shower, go to bed.

And maybe tomorrow morning, everybody talks.

I'm not really sure where we go--

- I'm gonna go home.

- I think you should go back to your room.

- Why don't you shower? - I think you should shower.

- I don't want to shower. - Listen--listen--

- I need to go home. - You need to shower.

- Why don't you just shower,

relax a little, and-- - No.

- I think maybe you just need a shower.

- Deena, I'm done.

- I think you just need a shower.

- No. - I think you need a shower--

and you need to go to bed. - I need to go home.

- Then--then--go to--shower-- - No.

- I think you just need to go and decompress

in your room, Ang.

Have a shower, if you want.

- No. I'm always the [bleep] bad guy.

- No one's saying that.

- This is why I have to

take myself out of the situation,

so I'm no longer the bad guy.

- Oh, God.

- I'm telling you, I'm not doing this.

This is not gonna play into some sorry, sorry, sorry, so--

I'm not doing it anymore.

I'm done with sorrys. - No one's asking you to.

You're thinking two steps ahead.

- I'm already hurting because of everything going on.

Didn't make it right to throw water,

but you know what? I was mad.

Vinny, I had enough of him.

I can't keep doing this anymore.

- You're spiraling yourself, Angelina.

- I'm just over it. I--I need to leave.

I need to go home.

- Am I being pranked?

[chuckles]

- This would be a good prank.

- The fact that Vinny couldn't just abide by his [bleep].

He had to be a dweeb--

- I wish I was getting pranked right now.

- Me, too.

- This entire trip, I've been waiting for a prank

to be, you know, done to me because of the m*rder mystery

because everybody was so upset.

- Guys. - Stop, stop.

- No, no. What is in there?

No, no, no, no.

- Oh, [bleep].

- What? - I'm not--

- We need to get a medic. - Oh, my God.

- No!

Welcome to m*rder Mystery Dinner!

- What?

- So I'm like, "Is this a prank on me?

Is everybody in on this?"

- She's gonna feel dumb tomorrow--

I think.

- She was in the crossfire.

- Like, what's happening?

- But, Angelina, it went from like,

you beefing with Vinny, to like--

- I was not beefing with Nikki. - No, it doesn't matter.

- I know. I'm the bad one again.

It's all my fault. Everything's my fault.

- Is this the prank?

Am I getting pranked?

- ♪ I got this on lock, baby, take a seat ♪

♪ You need to cool off, can't take the heat ♪

- Why would you even put "joking"?

And then Nikki threw water in my face

like I was a [bleep] as*h*le?

What does she have to do with anything?

I went to throw-- I didn't even throw it at her.

I threw it at him.

- Angelina just keeps saying

the same things over and over.

- Why did she throw water in my face?

Literally took the whole bottle and threw it in my face.

Why would she throw a whole water bottle in my face?

But it's water.

I don't even care about water.

- We're like, "We get it."

- But then I saw a cup there.

I really did think it was water. I went--

- I feel super bad,

but she just needs to get in the shower,

cool herself down...

All right. I think we're gonna go to bed.

Go to sleep,

and hopefully, in the morning,

we'll all be at like, a better place.

- Go to bed, guys.

- You're all right. I think you just need a shower.

You need a shower and you need to like, decompress.

You know, Angelina has been on the edge

with the divorce and all this stuff going on,

you know, like, everything.

So I just hope she's gonna be all right,

especially after this mess.

But at the same time, I still don't know

if this was a prank or not.

I have no idea if I'm being pranked.

What the [bleep]?

That was crazy.

- Should we check on Vin? - Yeah, I guess.

I just wish this never happened,

'cause it was finally going great,

everybody was in a good headspace.

We had such a good night.

And now, here we are again,

in a dramatic frickin' mess.

Well, that was a [bleep] disaster.

- Yeah.

- Angelina is in there right now like,

acting like she k*lled somebody.

- As Angelina drinks,

I feel like all of her inner stresses come out

and she starts fighting with everybody.

You know, Angelina kinda just, like,

messed with the wrong one tonight.

- How much wine did she actually throw at me?

Like, that's like the actual whole bottle.

I just recognized that.

- You know, Nikki got caught in the crosshair

of a--a normal Angelina fight.

And Angelina, you can't just go around, like,

throwing drinks at people like that

and not expect, like, consequences.

Angelina ran behind the curtain of the confessional.

- I saw that. - Like, the curtain--

like, the curtain was gonna save her.

'Cause she had nowhere to go.

She was, like, in a box.

- She was trapped. - Wait, from what?

From Nikki? - From Nikki, yeah.

- Thank God for this, like, blanket.

It's like my savior.

- I didn't even know what was happening.

- I didn't either.

- Like, you broke her-- the bet.

- It was a joke.

I wasn't serious about it.

- Everyone wild out.

- Everyone just wild out tonight.

Exactly.

I think Angelina might be starting

to unravel a little bit.

- [laughs]

I mean, she's dealing with a lot of stress.

She has, like, four side pieces, a divorce right now.

And you can only hold that together for so long.

- What a great Family Day. - I know, right?

Family Fun Day.

- Family Fun Day ended amazing.

- With the family in shambles.

Family Fun Day went super south for me.

The last thing I wanted on Family Fun Day

was to end up in the ER.

But like, I feel like a bag of [bleep].

- The doctors are telling me that my intestine

above my appendix is swollen shut.

Not fully, but like, if your intestine's

supposed to look like this, mine looks like this.

And I am screaming inside.

- Hey, how you feeling?

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

- No, Jenni.

- Oh, I thought it was Angelina.

I was like--oh, sorry, Jenni.

- Love you. - Have a good night.

- Let's check on Jenni.

[knocking on door]

J?

Is she all right? - Yeah, I would--

I wouldn't-- - All right.

Is she OK? - Feel better.

I feel bad for Jenni, that she got sick

and had to go to the hospital.

But I think if any day was the day to get sick,

I think it was this one.

- I don't feel good.

- So I think she dodged a b*llet here--

or a cork.

[chuckles] Stupid.

Stupid.

- What a [bleep] night.

- Yeah, it got a little crazy, quick.

- That was insane.

- Oh, [bleep] my life.

[dramatic music]

Right now, I am covered in wine...

I'm so stressed out.

Covered in tears.

I'm just, like, an emotional wreck.

You guys have no clue how bad it's been for me.

All these different thoughts

are going through my mind right now.

I take the fall for too many people and I'm done.

I--and I'm so strong.

- You think Angelina is spiraling for no reason?

- I don't know.

If I was her, I'd be crying also.

- I keep getting hit.

I can't keep getting hit.

- What do you think's gonna happen tomorrow?

- I guess there's gonna be--

have to be conversations had, right?

- Who knows if I can ever deal with this again?

Honestly, it's been so much for me.

Like, I don't even know.

- Well, Angelina made it clear

that she's not apologizing to anybody.

Angelina, she's in her feelings right now, right?

She's--she's really upset, understandably.

I think she's a little drunk too.

- That's why I don't sleep.

- She's going through a lot of things,

but I think everything just, like,

kind of came to a head today

and she's feeling really overwhelmed.

So even like, talking to her,

she's kind of, like,

her--her thoughts are, like, overlapping.

- Wine, water. Sorry.

I don't give a-- I'll [bleep] do it again.

- I think it's just the alcohol talking.

Or the wine, that-- not she drank,

but that she's doused in.

- Was this not even real?

- If this is fake, I will [bleep] die.

- Why--are you on-- in on it?

- No, I'm not [bleep] in on it.

- Why are you doing a single confessional by yourself?

- I have no idea.

I think you should come with me.

- Something's weird.

- I [bleep] hope it's a prank.

It would make breakfast way less awkward.

- You're in on it.

- [stammering] You think I'm in on this?

- [scoffs]

- I'm the father of your children.

- But you like to [bleep] with me.

- Vinny's a dweeb. He's a d*ck.

And when I threw water, he acted like I was--

it was the [bleep] end all, be all.

Like his whole life was destroyed.

Get out of here. [bleep] you.

- Un-[bleep]-believable.

Unreal.

What a disaster.

- Shut up, dweeb.

- Was this whole thing a prank? - No, no way.

- I need to be respected

because I'm going through a lot.

- Are you in on it?

- I can't believe you think I'm in on it.

- I do. I do think you're in on it.

- Deena-- - I didn't mean to.

They broke a door.

- I would never flip on you.

- You're sick.

- No, I'm pissed.

I should've threw a whole bottle at her.

I have a*s pads in my a*s, just so you guys all know.

I'm so [bleep] up.

[laughs]

Joke's on you, [bleep].

- This can't be real.

Is it a prank?

- ♪ Still, still now a beautiful day ♪

♪ Beautiful day ♪

- Oh, God. Was that a nightmare?

- Uh-- [both chuckle]

- It literally went from, like,

an awesome night to a [bleep] disaster.

- The same thing would've happened to us

if we were in the crossfires of--of Angelina's madness.

♪ ♪

- Am I getting pranked?

- It was too crazy.

- It was too crazy, right?

But that's a good prank then.

- Angeliner's really--

doesn't run the tape on her decisions and her actions.

- No. - Never.

- I've never seen Pauly flip out like that.

- No, that had to have been real.

I don't even know what happened.

Friggin' drinks are getting thrown,

wine's getting spilled,

doors are getting broken.

Like, this would-- this would be something

that could top my m*rder mystery.

- It looks like there was a m*rder in here.

- Yeah.

Angelina was definitely petrified.

I would have been so scared. I hate when Pauly yells.

I've seen him yell at people.

Like, the guy in the white pants,

when he called me fat when I was pregnant.

- What's up, my guy? You want something, my guy?

You don't want nothing, my guy.

You don't want nothing, my guy. - Oh, my God.

- But this was even, I think, a little more than that.

That was [bleep] crazy.

♪ ♪

- I knew we were gonna go to Wild 'N Out.

I didn't think we were gonna wild out.

- Take it back to the suite.

- That was pretty crazy. It was like--

it was like speaking to, like, a delusional person,

because she was like, "I didn't throw wine on you."

Meanwhile, you're covered in wine.

- My outfit turned red.

- And Nikki was covered in wine.

And she's standing there like,

"I didn't throw any wine."

You poured wine on her.

- I didn't know it was wine. - You just spilled wine--

- But it was! - [bleep]

- I thought it was water. And I was like eh.

- You don't know it's wine? It's [bleep] red!

- Like, OK, and water's not wet.

- Then ran. How do you run?

- So it's like, if you're gonna have a wine fight,

let's have a wine fight. - How do you run and hide?

I'm like, knock-knock. Guess who?

- So I had to open the door for you, my love,

because I'm a ladies' man.

- You're a ladies' man or are you a gentleman?

- Gentleman. - [laughs]

- I'm a gentleman. I had to open the door for you.

[soft electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Waking up this morning,

after the horror show last night,

what the [bleep] am I going to do?

I know that I'm gonna have to face

Nikki and Pauly at some point today.

And I'm just not ready for it.

♪ ♪

- Curious to see her reasoning for it,

when we hear her excuses today.

- And you can't blame that on being drunk.

- Let me go check on J,

and also fill her in on the [bleep] shenanigans.

- I would say it's a little bit more severe than a shenanigan.

- I'm, like, sitting in water on my a*s.

So I'm like, "What the hell?"

- I just couldn't comprehend why she would take wine...

- I know. - To a water fight.

- She missed it, lucky b*tch.

- You poured wine! You poured wine!

Babe, but how's your shoulder?

- I just opened the door. Why?

- [laughing]

- I hard rocked the door at Hard Rock.

- Hi.

- Hi. - How are you feeling?

- Come on in, girl.

It wasn't an emergency like-- - Oh, thank God.

- Like an appendix removal.

- Can you still drink?

[laughing] - No.

He thought I tore my abdomen.

- I would have taken an abdomen tear.

- Oh, no. Wait--what happened?

- What happened?

We went to Wild 'N Out,

like, Nick Cannon's restaurant.

And Nick Cannon and Justina were there.

- Redhead Justina? - Yeah.

You would have died, because we played Wild 'N Out.

If the girls won,

Vinny had to do an appreciation post for Angelina.

So he did appreciation story.

All of a sudden, he deletes the story, and he puts "JK."

So she gets a water bottle,

throws water on Vinny.

Nikki got a little water on her--

- Was she upset? - Oh, pissed.

So then she got up and she gets a full bottle of water.

And she pours it all over Angelina.

- What?

- Well-- - The aftermath.

- Oh, we're going to do it.

Holy [bleep].

- Oh, my God. It's like a crime scene.

- What a waste of wine.

- What the [bleep]? - Whoa.

- Now Angelina's pissed.

Now she threw a wine at Nikki.

Angelina throws herself in the confessional

and locks the door.

Pauly then breaks the door.

- What?

- Man, look what you did to this door, man.

- Stinks of wine.

- There's wine all over the place.

Look at this.

- Babe, what did you do to the door?

- That was like that when I got here.

- It's on the wall.

- You can fix that with a little bit of paint.

- It's, like, on the wall.

- A little bit of paint right there and some spackle.

- Nikki runs in and pours the entire bottle of wine

on Angelina.

- I would actually prefer to go back to the emergency room.

I do not want to deal with this right now.

- So Angelina walks out,

like, literally dripping with red wine

from like, her head all the way down her body,

hysterical crying.

- Think they're gonna wake up today

and be like, "Ha-ha, Deena, it was a prank"?

- I hope so. [both chuckle]

I pray that that was a prank.

- No one's that good of an actor, except Deena.

- Yeah.

- If Angelina was acting last night,

and was crying the way she was--

- Emmy. - Emmy gold.

- Wow, that's crazy.

- I was living my best life at the hospital,

while, apparently, all the roommates were throwing

[bleep] bottles at each other.

- Definitely not getting

the security deposit back on this b*tch.

- It was, like, probably one of the worst fights

that's happened in a very long time.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, damn.

- It's like a crime scene.

- Her go-to move is destruction.

- I just don't like what happened last night.

That freaked me out.

- I do estimate that Angelina's gonna come in hot

and she's gonna blame Vinny

for something, so-- - Cool.

- ♪ Love is all around us ♪

♪ It surrounds us ♪

♪ Everywhere we go ♪

- Where did all this wine come from?

- She was back here. And I was like, "Hello."

- I mean, do you wanna go

meet up with Angelina? - Yeah.

I will come back and get you and we'll check on her.

All right. I'll see you in a little bit.

♪ ♪

- Today, I'm just, like--

just feeling full-blown anxiety.

I have a really bad migraine.

Like, what am I gonna do now?

Like, what is actually gonna happen?

Is Pauly flipping out? Is Nikki flipping out?

Like, this is terrible.

This whole thing is terrible.

- ♪ Love is everywhere ♪

- Wow.

Look at this room.

This is our confessional room.

You treat this room with respect, my love.

- Babe, you broke the door down.

- I was just opening it for you.

I was being a gentleman.

- The throw is-- it's like a crime scene.

- Oh, damn. - Oh, my gosh.

Look at that. - Yo.

- Uh-oh. - Yo.

- What up, Jada? What up, Will?

- 'Sup? - Yo.

- Keep the wine off Nikki!

What up, dude? - What up?

- There's wine all over this [bleep].

What up?

- Yo, what up, my girl? You good?

- I'm fine. - All right.

- Don't sit anywhere in them shorts.

- Oh, my God. - It's literally everywhere.

- What happened last night?

- It's pretty on-brand. - It is.

Oh, well, saying we have a situation

is a serious understatement.

The room is destroyed.

And it smells of sweat and regret.

Thanks, Angelina.

- Her go-to move is destruction.

- Like, listen, don't go whaling [bleep] at people

and get mad when it gets done to you.

- Yeah. - My outfit was red.

And it's fine, but it's just a principle.

Like, don't do that [bleep] and then go hide.

- Nikki, welcome to the family

because that's how it goes down.

Next time, maybe we shouldn't lock the doors,

because I like all my doors open.

I wonder what would happen if Jenni would have been here.

Because if she would've got hit with the water too--

- I think Jenni would've started punching.

- Yeah. - Like, just for no reason.

- [laughs]

- Has anyone talked to Pauly and Nikki?

- I did text Nikki and Pauly.

And you know, they said that they're fine.

I think they want an apology. - Yeah.

- This could either go great

if she does apologize for her actions,

or it could go the other way if she doesn't.

Honestly, that was like,

probably one of the worst fights that's happened

in a very long time.

- Stop [bleep] interrupting!

- Stop [bleep] yelling at me!

- I'm not done!

- You think I speak negatively to you?

- It's affecting my whole life.

- You gotta be [bleep] kidding me.

- [bleep] off.

- Thank God it didn't get, like, physical.

- I feel like it was close to getting physical.

- Just, like, another few more seconds.

Say like, Angelina pushed Nikki or--

- Oy vey.

I don't know how today's gonna go.

It really depends on how everybody handles it.

So I know Jenni's eating.

And then, we're gonna go check on Angelina,

see how she's doing this morning.

Because last night she was not OK.

- She's just gonna blame it on--

she's gonna blame it on Vinny.

- Oh, this is all gonna be my fault somehow.

- Because you said "just kidding."

- Because I said "JK."

I even wrote it in, like,

the smallest font you can write it in.

Like, so non-aggressive.

Yet, like, without me doing that,

this wouldn't have happened.

- Then that "just kidding" just caused--

it just didn't need to be put on the story.

And that caused her to turn to violence.

- Exactly.

- [gasps]

- She was in there for like, minutes.

I'm like, what is she doing in there?

- Yep. - And I'm like this, right?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I have the photo. Right there. - Oh, my God.

The moment before it all went wrong.

- Yeah. It was at this moment--

- I hear like, the T Rex coming like,

boom, boom.

[dramatic roaring]

And I'm like, "Oh, I think she's coming here."

♪ ♪

- What are you doing? [all screaming]

- And he's like, halfway on the couch.

- I'm like that.

- Yes, but Nikki, for a second, you stood up,

and in your brain you processed what I should do right now.

- So I'm like, you pour water on me?

Hey, girl, what's up?

- Just water. - Oh, God.

- So she went into the confessional and she had wine.

- She was like this.

- I'm standing there, like,

"she did not just pour red wine on me."

- Yeah.

- The room took a turn at that point.

- Then she ran and locked the door.

- She ran when she saw all the red wine.

- She was like, ah!

- Open the door. - Nikki, go away.

- Open the door.

- OK, my love.

I'll get the door for you, my love.

- Oh, [bleep]. - OK.

And then-- - Boom.

And then here we are.

- She goes back here and I dump it on top of her head.

- Oh, that's how this wine got here.

- It was over there.

- When keeping it real goes wrong.

- Mm-hmm. - Busted.

- ♪ So what, I messed it up ♪

♪ I said too much, I pushed my luck ♪

- You wanna go meet up with Angelina?

- Yeah. - OK, have fun.

I'll finish breakfast.

- You have to shower. - Yeah.

- Bye, babe. Love you.

I'm not sure how this is gonna go,

especially after last night,

when Angelina is telling me

she's not apologizing to anyone.

I feel like this all solely depends

on Angelina's energy.

Ooh.

- [sighs] - Hey.

- Hey, come in. You want to come in?

- Are you--are you in a cave right now?

- OK. - Um...

yeah, I woke up with a really, really, really bad migraine.

I just don't like what happened last night.

- Deena told me.

- It freaked me out.

I get it. I'm an as*h*le. I threw wine.

But still, that did not have to go that route.

It didn't have to get that bad.

That was a scary situation to be in.

And I don't ever want to deal with that again.

- Just sounds very chaotic. - For what?

Because of a [bleep] glass-- because over a glass of wine?

- Can I go back to the emergency room?

- I think she wanted to get you back with the wine.

- See, that's what they're gonna go with,

that I threw-- that I threw red--red wine.

That's their whole spiel. - But you did though, right?

So this is a little awkward.

Because Angelina is known not to take responsibility

on some things.

My last years.

And she's not taking responsibility right now.

Like, I am concerned that this trauma

is gonna just keep on going.

- They can say whatever the [bleep] they want to,

if it's red wine, water.

She dumped a [bleep] water bottle in my face.

I did not throw a water at her at all.

I threw it on Vinny.

She got sprinkles on her.

She went to that extent.

And then I grabbed whatever.

- I think it just got crazy.

Like, I think everybody's emotions were high.

And that's why I kept telling you,

just go back to the room, shower.

Maybe when we wake up in the morning,

everything will just be calmer, you know?

- All I know is it was meant to be a joke

to throw it at Vinny because he was a jerk off last night.

- It was one thing to stand in front of him and yell,

like you always do.

But like, what was the point

of pouring water on him?

Because you know he can't do it back to you?

- I feel she was dead wrong.

Is she gonna, like, own up to that?

I don't think so.

I do estimate that Angelina's gonna come in hot

and she's going to blame Vinny for something, so--

- Cool.

- Well, she'll never blame herself.

- But you need to own up to your [bleep].

- She won't take accountability.

- And then I'll step in again. I'm like, listen,

you got all of us caught in your wrath last night.

- Hey, what's up - Yo.

- How's Jenni? - She's good.

- Cool. - Yeah, guys.

- Yeah, you missed a doozy last night, bro.

- I heard that. - Do you see the door?

- If I was, like, in the hospital

and I came back to all this,

I wouldn't even know what to think.

Pauly D broke down the door, there was wine thrown,

water on Vinny, he posted something.

Like, what a nightmare.

- We can't come back to this hotel.

- Nah, we're [bleep]. - There's wine everywhere.

- Yeah, I dumped it on the top of her head.

- It ended up on the door.

- I'm pretty sure I drowned her.

Did we check on her? - Just got my nose done.

Like, are you kidding me?

Like, I got to fistfight people now?

- So where do we go from here?

Are you gonna come out today?

- I'm gonna be honest with you,

like, I'm just checked out.

[knocking on door] all: Oh.

- Hey. - What up, guys?

- Good morning.

I wouldn't sit there.

- Flip this thing up.

- I feel like it went from, like, zero to

in, like, literally, seconds.

- Yeah. - I don't want to put any words

in her mouth, but last night,

she was pretty adamant that she--she wasn't doing like,

the apology tour this morning.

- Oh. - No way. I'm shocked.

- Yeah, no, no.

And that's what you're dealing with.

- Yeah.

- Where are you to willing to go from here?

- Right now, I'm not willing to hear anyone's,

like, she-said, he-said. I'm not willing to hear,

"You threw this and you threw that."

- But if Vinny didn't come on this vacation,

it never would have happened. - Yep, yes. I agree.

- So I blame him. - Yep.

- I think we need to give her an apology.

- Yes, let's all do that. Yo, let's do that.

Angelina, we're sorry.

For whatever we did wrong, we are sorry.

- It's your world, we're just living in it.

There's a lot of beef on the barbecue.

I mean, people were busting down doors last night.

And we don't know how to proceed.

- Where do we go from here?

- ♪ I was drinking water ♪

♪ When I could be drinking wine ♪

- Well, all I know, is that

the old Sitch has nothing to do with it.

[chuckles]

All right, let's go on jet skis.

[laughter]

- ♪ You can't hurt me ♪

- If they start coming at me sideways,

I'm gonna lose my mind.

- Oh, well, well, well, if it isn't Jesus.

- This girl is unreasonable.

She was basically putting it on him.

- Let's go!

- Crushing the meat and eating the beef.

- Leave me alone!

- Today is V-Day.

It's a party for me.

- Wait, where are you taking us, to your mom's house?

[laughter]